ultimate card door life hacks
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2022
- how do people have so much energy its unreal;; i need to defrost for hours after waking up; how do some go around with the gift of gab i just sit and listen until my brain is functional enough to return the conversation 😵💫
its quaging time - Приколы
Jokes aside I love how this person must have bought either 5 cars of the exact same model or painstakingly reattached the door back on correctly just to create the weirdest and unhelpful doors possible
Wym bro making a manual lock for your car door is by far the most effective way to secure your car
he has save files, or probably cloud save
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@@supersoldier4806 🐢
some of em were great
I dunno quag. All I can say is that you're not the only one needing 3 hours to wake up
@time to leave earth No, its not.
@time to leave earth *im so angry that this came out. Np for the correction :)
I haven't had a day where I wasn't tired for like 2 years now
@InternetPersonality just force yourself to get out of bed instantly once and it's downhill from there - next time you wake up, use all your willpower to rip your blanket off and stand up almost right away - you just need to force yourself to do it and you'll get used to it: just never succumb to the urge to stay in bed for a little while longer.
I recommend making your bed right away after, so curling back up into your blanket is not as tempting.
This is sorta off topic but it illustrates how much doing something once can help overcome a habit: you know how a lot of people run up the stairs after turning off the lights downstairs? I was one of those people for many many years, but one day I just went "screw it, I'm walking up the stairs hella slow today" and after I killed the lights, I forced myself to take my sweet time. I felt like I was going to get pulled into the abyss by a Lovecraftian abomination, I felt like there was something breathing down my neck, but I walked slowly and didn't turn around. Since then, I am completely unfazed when doing this funky, daily maneuver. I just had to do it once and now it's a piece of cake.
@@Fraycon its nightime here :)
And that story is gonna be the end of me
This video truly documents the struggle that people go through everyday with their car doors. Thank you so much for sharing these life hacks with the world!
@time to leave earth no it is not
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He drived from back last time?
@time to leave earth please leave earth already i dont want to see you
Um I broke my mums car
0:53 I like how he enters the backseat and still manages to drive the car.
he just pressed F smh my head
He is just that good
Backseat driving
life hacker
He uses teleknisis to drive
that double door goes hard ngl
Ikr
The winch door is cool too
Who is the girl in your pfp?
I am genuinely terrified by how many black cars with poorly working doors he has
The Curse
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“ if you’ve ever had any of these problems, you know what it’s like to drive a Ford Focus, order today”
Pull up in a Ford Focus skrrt skrrt skrrt skrrt skrrt
@@uzi_the_drone 🔥🔥🔥🔥
A ford focus crashed into a children’s hospital and quandale pringe did that
Love these quick and simple 5 -minute lifehacks!
@time to leave earth
Pee NIS
@time to leave earth you know this is youtube right? you cant just record mario doin poop 🤭 into the youtube! this is not allowed!! this is illegal!!! you cant show marios own pile! this is harestment! wery sterpid thingy to do if u ask me.. its not all! i dont wanna see that beautiful gorgeous extereme soft lime colored pillow! you cant! very bad! like now theres a person that says "amogus sus sussy baka 😂😂😂😂" this is the exact thing you do to mario! youre such a bad mom dad brother sister? YOU CANNOT! harassment big to the little cutie softie black pink bts mario 🥰😡 bad mma you kant! kart kart mario!!!!!
time for second phase thats another very bad thing to do too......
so liek you put man dronking water, which is very bad like what you all do you guys send inappropriate videos stuffs of people drinking that is not allowed youre scamming people you stole money i wont give money to you your merch is bad i domt like theis youre a bad guy! like, hes drinking bro you cannot do that like record that mans video while drinking theres kids watching man like whats wrong with you!! you created you god may end you and end our suffering 🥺🙏🙏 wish you be gone from existense for guud 👍 this is not even funny man bro like what the man who send video of man drinking! thats all for today my students, have great day and dont forget, DO NOT BE LIKE THIS GUY!
Thank you quag for giving me those lifehacks. Without them, I would live next to homeless people. And again, thank you ❤️
you're welcome
He drived from back last time or something?
THATS the homeless life hacks
drive over them
I love how he always keep the car hood up whenever’s he’s repairing the door
Man’s a engineer and what’s under the hood is vital
It's as if the car won't be fixed no matter hard you try as long as you don't put the hood up.
This guy deserves to get a raise for being an absolute professional engineer 👏
Mark rober could never
Man, I hate it when my car doors just fall off for no apparent reason, thanks for these useful tips!
relatable
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Truly the definition of “Work Hard, Not Smart”
that car is on life support bruh💀💀
Bros welding skills are so good he was able to drive the car in the backseat.
When he said “it’s quaging time” I cried so hard. Beautiful words.
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@꧁ Jennifer _____👇💋 ꧂ fake woman 🙄🙄👈👈😒😒⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️👆
Truly one of the moments in youtube history!
i don't get it
@@lemone12 Im gonna morb on you 😡😡😡😡
11/10 extremely helpful
This comment is helpful
The day he fixes the door really, people will think he went insane
This dude has the energy to fix a single car door
As a certified car door expert, I am amazed at the creativity and ingenuity displayed by this individual. His impressive understanding of the inner workings and design of car doors is absolutely astounding!
I swear if it's that darn blue cat again
I have good news buddy....
After all these years we finally know who man door hand hook car door was.
"Have You Driven A Ford Lately?"
I did all what the tutorials said and my car exploded. I owe you, Mr. Quagmire 🙏💪
Toilet gaming
Jokes aside, the one where he welds the front and back door together to make one big door is pretty cool.
I mostly relate to the description with not understanding how so many people just wake up with energy.
That aside, realistically these car doors would be an absolutely terrible additon, but I am also entertained by these.
never felt the description more until I started working early mornings, a retail job at 7 am when you are barely even awake sucks super hard
I love how his car switches from right-hand drive to left-hand drive at one point
The fact that the door in the end had it's knob part was connected with the car makes this better
The door is made for giraffes only.
Boy, if this was true, i would NOT swim in the ocean
I AM DYING FROM LAUGHTER
THESE ARE THE MOST CREATIVE JOKES EVER
Whoever made the original video is freaking funny man. That last door had me rolling
["Meet the Engineer" text appears]
[The Engineer is sitting on his toolbox in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. The track "More Gun" plays. Next to him is a kill counter displaying 209]
Engineer: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.
[A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head.]
Engineer: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
[Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engineer's head.]
Engineer: I solve practical problems!
[The shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engineer takes a long drink from his beer.]
Heavy, offscreen: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
[The kill counter ticks up from 209 to 210]
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? [A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engineer from behind.]
Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
[Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.]
Someone, offscreen: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!
[A blown-off hand lands at the Engineer's feet, resembling that of the Sniper judging from the glove. We can finally see the kill counter again, which is now at 214]
Engineer: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me.
[Engineer kicks the hand off-screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart.]
Engineer: Built, by me.
[A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen.]
Engineer: And you best hope...
[The Engineer's expression darkens, and he grimaces as he stares right at the camera.]
Engineer: Not pointed at you.
[The shot slowly zooms out, showing the massacre ensuing around the Engineer, while an electric guitar begins to replace the melody of "More Gun".]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
i love this beyond what's possible to describe. especially the musical arrangement.
"Name a character who's gone through more pain then her, I'll wait."
Me: This guy's car.
The double door😂😂😂😂
I feel bad for those cars
5 minute crafts speeding up their 10 hour long video to make it seem like 5 minutes
This video has been so inspirational for me and my family of one, thank you Mr. Quagmire for this educational tutorial for car door trouble, it has been truly enlightening.
This guy is clearly proving to use great responsibility when exacting his great power
the unemployed engineering student on tuesday
u gotta admit, the second one was smthin you actually want on your car
okay but like imagine how fun it must have been to do this
I like the sped-up Alan Walker Spectre in the background
we live we love we lie
We're reaching levels of 5 minute crafts that weren't meant to be reached...
I like how its the same car each time lol
I've been exactly like you, quaggy. Thing is, it's just a matter of getting used to it. I was tired of waking up at more than 2 pm in the evening, so I just set an alarm for 10 am in the morning; which I sometimes ignored or slept through, don't get me wrong. But in the end you prevail and learn to just sit on the edge of the bed and jump down without taking all of the agony that comes with waking up in. I have horrible back pains (scoliosis), but if I just get out of bed i prevent my decompressed spine from 6+ hours of sleep from compressing again in a matter of seconds so it doesn't hurt as much throughout the day. So, even if it sounds unintuitive, generic, or useless, the only solution one can apply is _just wake up._
Getting a loud alarm you can’t sleep through also helps
@@butterwantschoclate9364 i slept through a nuclear alarm at full volume so it's a matter of your body's will to wake up
@@alejandropulidorodriguez9723 2 nuclear alarms
@@alejandropulidorodriguez9723 set a nuke with a timer!
@@alejandropulidorodriguez9723 damn get some sleep
Best 57 seconds of my life thank you for the life hacks quag
These ideas actually look like they'd work except the last one
When the door life hacks:
Life hacks:×
Destroying car:√
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My favorite part is when he said it's quaging time in quaged all over everybody
This is very much a "bro just buy a new car 😭" moment
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Thank for u this helpful information Quag ur a life saver.
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@@MackingCheese99 🤓
@@hecker2485 stupid ass name
me when my bird stops flying :
That’s got to be the best welder I’ve ever seen
Also I’m totally with you here Quag, I gotta take like at least an hour to wake up in the morning. Although, to be fair, that might be because I’m depressed. Or because I stay up until 4am most nights. One of those is probably the culprit tbh
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Longest minute of my life
I hate mornings too. I need to get up at 6 for school too which makes mornings even worse.
Me on the way to the thingamabob convention:
Imagine seeing this shit driving through your city
Meet the engineer:
A genius in our time.
Old people handy with free time for absolutely no reason:
Morbillion/10 helpful and helped me with my problems with car doors in my life. thank you quag
This is truly a we live we love we lie moment 😔✊
This is a certified ford moment
I watch this 1 thousand times. It helps me so much!
"it's quaging time" truly inspiring, this moment in life was my Peak I might as well retire, this was the greatest experience, that word shaped my future, it inspired me so much that I had solved the ultimate rhombicosidode cahedron, this is the peak of my life. I will turn my brain off now😱
wtf just happened bro💀
Humans when they use all of their brain in action. Phenomenal.
Orc technology in WH40k:
As a car door maintenance expert with over 15 years experience replacing car doors I can confirm these are the correct ways of fixing car doors
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He needs the help of khabylame 😂😂
Man upgraded from a garbage car door to a tesla door
that guy has all the currently manufactured tools in the trunk 💀
When the door fell, I felt that...
I love the part in family guy where quagmire says "its quagin' times" and quags all over everyone🤩
Absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!! This is a huge step to humanity
0:26 this is literally how mr bean's car door works
Fixing it Corectly:❌
Repairing it in an unusual and funny way:✅
That downward opening and dual opening doors were pretty cool 👀
bro is literally next level car master
"How many times have you watched this?"
"Yes"
He didnt even install the door the correct way and it still works
This was the longest 57 seconds of my life
Wow these lifehacks made my life better thank you ;)
"The design is very human"
That is some serious dedication for a joke
The design is very human
That car has been through some crazy things
The peak of human innovation
Grandma would love this life hack
This is what i imagine my dad doing with the router when i tell him our wifi is bad.
imagine all the identical black cars piling up somewhere in some place
How engineers and mechanics should be like
Quag. As a person who is currently operations on 3 hours of sleep, I wanna die.