What Happens To Your Body If You Get Stabbed?

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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @lifenoggin
    @lifenoggin  5 лет назад +5865

    Triangle Bobert was not hurt in the making of this video. Well, he was, but the animator reset him, so we're fine! Thanks for watching and liking the video! 💙

    • @knockoff800
      @knockoff800 5 лет назад +66

      Blocko, plz plz plz can u make a video talking about coeliac disease because I have it and I want to know more about it pls

    • @ExplodingSteve
      @ExplodingSteve 5 лет назад +8

      :D this p.s. is new hi blocko

    • @EmzFroggy
      @EmzFroggy 5 лет назад +9

      I like how you name your characters pat

    • @sloanissocoolandgreat
      @sloanissocoolandgreat 5 лет назад +7

      Blocko is Monika

    • @PlushRecords
      @PlushRecords 5 лет назад +9

      Hi one Question has there any creature in your world extinct?

  • @yoshi2413
    @yoshi2413 5 лет назад +2185

    Symptoms of stabbing includes : death, loss of life, sleep with no awaking, die, no breathing for an infinite time.

    • @strawberrycake3474
      @strawberrycake3474 5 лет назад +256

      You also lose your life membership

    • @yoshi2413
      @yoshi2413 5 лет назад +79

      Strawberry Cake premium membership gets a resurrection

    • @moeyy2925
      @moeyy2925 5 лет назад +18

      You forgot internal death

    • @yoshi2413
      @yoshi2413 5 лет назад +26

      Ken demise, expiration, informal snuffing, curtain call, expiry, mortality, mortal downfall.This could go on forever

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 5 лет назад +4

      Stab me

  • @matthewalden
    @matthewalden 4 года назад +3475

    "People die if they're killed."
    -Shiro

    • @jvasava3
      @jvasava3 4 года назад +61

      mind=blown

    • @ghostchannel4766
      @ghostchannel4766 4 года назад +106

      "The archer class is really made up of archers!"
      -Rin Tohsaka

    • @rico4376
      @rico4376 4 года назад +9

      The more you know

    • @nikola7429
      @nikola7429 4 года назад +78

      Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

    • @ezyawn3161
      @ezyawn3161 4 года назад +48

      *Top 10 intellectuals Einstein was to afraid to prove wrong*

  • @Slimblue
    @Slimblue 4 года назад +1848

    John wick : gets stabbed
    Knife : passes away shortly after

    • @whitefd2
      @whitefd2 4 года назад +64

      Remember when we used to say chuck norris and not wick. So long ago

    • @Slimblue
      @Slimblue 4 года назад +41

      @@whitefd2 good point! New generation, john wick today is the new chuck norris

    • @Postshamone
      @Postshamone 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @firedragon8578
      @firedragon8578 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Deadpool-wq8vs
      @Deadpool-wq8vs 4 года назад

      Slimblue 0791 That’s John Wick

  • @areyouinsane2190
    @areyouinsane2190 4 года назад +783

    "Most stabbings aren't fatal"
    Man with knife through his head: oh, good. -pulls the knife out and goes home-

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 лет назад +2097

    Poor Triangle Bob he can't move too freely or he'll accidently stab himself with his sharp edges

    • @gessyb936
      @gessyb936 5 лет назад +34

      RIP everybody F in the replies for Triangle Bob

    • @gessyb936
      @gessyb936 5 лет назад +13

      F

    • @depkatze4134
      @depkatze4134 5 лет назад +10

      F

    • @ImranLokman
      @ImranLokman 5 лет назад +2

      Hi zuzu

    • @piman13_71
      @piman13_71 5 лет назад +7

      And that is how we got the entire cells at work series, triangle bob getting eating uncooked things getting cut and now stabbed (probably what happened in ep 12 and 13) lol

  • @sloanissocoolandgreat
    @sloanissocoolandgreat 5 лет назад +1348

    Triangle Bob: (exists)
    Knife: *it's free real estate*

  • @paulmoldovan4827
    @paulmoldovan4827 5 лет назад +4770

    Europe: How to stop killing with knifes ?
    Americans: Sell guns at Walmart

    • @geo3826
      @geo3826 5 лет назад +242

      don't bring a knife to a gunfight

    • @Fatih-ot5ur
      @Fatih-ot5ur 5 лет назад +27

      Teddy Fresh that s better

    • @lithiumvids9448
      @lithiumvids9448 5 лет назад +38

      paul moldovan *inkoming american patriots*

    • @SovietTricycle
      @SovietTricycle 5 лет назад +88

      Id rather get shot than stabbed. I know both hurt, but getting stabbed is scarier

    • @PawsAnimations
      @PawsAnimations 5 лет назад +5

      WAL-MART DOSE THAT GET RID OF THAT WAL-MART R U CRAZY WALMART?

  • @lizard474
    @lizard474 4 года назад +2059

    Murderer: breaks into my house and stabs me
    Me: fool, we are in the living room

  • @shinta7529
    @shinta7529 4 года назад +3911

    Person : gets stabbed
    Surgeon: cuts the persons entire body open
    Me: wtf

    • @cakoafterdark
      @cakoafterdark 4 года назад +256

      You: Clearly dont know the basics of anatomy
      Me: wtf

    • @mrbleachclean6656
      @mrbleachclean6656 4 года назад +275

      Obama

    • @Justcartel
      @Justcartel 4 года назад +44

      v m out of the 11 people that liked the joke you were the one person that didn’t

    • @MA-yu2ss
      @MA-yu2ss 4 года назад +6

      v m haha you’re so funny

    • @Simo-U48
      @Simo-U48 4 года назад +6

      Says the guy who has a Mangekyou sharingan...

  • @GregFRDT
    @GregFRDT 5 лет назад +1148

    2:49
    Triangle Bob: *Gets stabbed literally in the middle of the face*
    Life Noggin: You'll be fine

  • @kingicarus77
    @kingicarus77 5 лет назад +346

    What about..
    28 STAB WOUNDS?

  • @creepalotl8841
    @creepalotl8841 4 года назад +230

    In America, ten percent of homicide is caused by knives.
    America: that’s because we have ranged knife shooters called, “guns”

    • @kronoxodusktc4011
      @kronoxodusktc4011 3 года назад +2

      I wouldnt call small cartridges of copper knives

    • @aashycoconut
      @aashycoconut 3 года назад +1

      Knife shooters lmao

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад

      @@iriptide06 No

    • @iriptide06
      @iriptide06 3 года назад

      @@jimboonie9885 that was a long time ago now idrc

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад +1

      @@iriptide06 It was only 3 months...

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 5 лет назад +2538

    Thanks Blocko, I'll be sure to watch this video the next time I'm getting stabbed

  • @korvix9536
    @korvix9536 5 лет назад +1178

    Me: **Sees title**
    Julius Caesar: I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or 23.

    • @hithere3250
      @hithere3250 5 лет назад +5

      🤣

    • @theminuskai7453
      @theminuskai7453 5 лет назад +10

      Lmao cesar could have explained it better ye

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 5 лет назад +9

      Its 28 stab wounds not 23

    • @Kal6933
      @Kal6933 5 лет назад +9

      zombie hunter z 28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @korvix9536
      @korvix9536 5 лет назад +12

      zombie hunter z I’m referring to how many times Ceaser was stabbed not Detroit become human.

  • @amcona3704
    @amcona3704 4 года назад +239

    Me: i just got stabbed
    School nurse: ICE!

  • @Nuekigami
    @Nuekigami 5 лет назад +1230

    *_All of my organs are ok_*
    *1 second after being stabbed*
    *Half of my circulatory organs were destroyed*

  • @Frozcity
    @Frozcity 4 года назад +1860

    Me: *GETS STABBED*
    My body: I’m kinda thirsty

    • @jeffjaison1425
      @jeffjaison1425 4 года назад +16

      Frozcity I mean WTF!!! Thirsty more like im going to bleed out 🤣🤣

    • @syemobius8788
      @syemobius8788 4 года назад +29

      @@jeffjaison1425 thank you jeff

    • @Adros2121
      @Adros2121 4 года назад +21

      *Drinks blood*

    • @SirDoodIsTaken
      @SirDoodIsTaken 4 года назад +9

      Also body: *casually becomes a leech*

    • @Pao234_
      @Pao234_ 4 года назад +1

      Gotta refill the circulatory system

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +842

    _WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BODY WHEN YOU GET STABBED?_
    *Jason Voorhees:* Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @exotic_sen
    @exotic_sen 3 года назад +60

    This isn’t right, when you get stabbed, you lose your head, become a ghost and finish your tasks.

    • @casualpersn5342
      @casualpersn5342 3 года назад +3

      Bro im WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

    • @casualpersn5342
      @casualpersn5342 3 года назад +1

      This comment needs more likes

    • @yesyoucan7877
      @yesyoucan7877 3 года назад +4

      @@casualpersn5342 it wasn’t even funny 😐 you must be 10 years old.

    • @sloppyjoe5739
      @sloppyjoe5739 3 года назад

      @@yesyoucan7877 ikr

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 3 года назад

      Capitalism be like:
      Lol

  • @gojirathekingofthemonsters6481
    @gojirathekingofthemonsters6481 5 лет назад +1000

    *28 STAB WOUNDS,DIDN’T WANNA LEAVE TRIANGLE BOB A CHANCE HUH!?*

  • @fulcrumone6661
    @fulcrumone6661 4 года назад +2604

    *gets stabbed*
    Blood: aight, imma head out.
    Vital organs: Bravo six, going dark.
    Stomach: He needs some milk.

    • @filo5240
      @filo5240 4 года назад +23

      Dead memz

    • @trashboat3894
      @trashboat3894 4 года назад +58

      wow 3 dead memes in one comment! upvoted!

    • @starriumm
      @starriumm 4 года назад +6

      Yessiree

    • @zeldeure1765
      @zeldeure1765 4 года назад +10

      The joke was ruined when you said the he needs some milk part. I did think that it was pretty funny at first before I read the last part.

    • @starriumm
      @starriumm 4 года назад +3

      Obito Uchiha thx for sharing your opinion

  • @bruh_moment1791
    @bruh_moment1791 5 лет назад +780

    Narrator: Stab wounds are common in trauma centres in the United States
    *Meanwhile In Ancient Rome*
    Julius Caesar: Hold my Caesar Salad.

  • @aryanchauhan8843
    @aryanchauhan8843 4 года назад +63

    2:50 “finally, I’m fit and fine, fully healed”.
    *gets stabbed in the head again*

    • @mathew8447
      @mathew8447 3 года назад

      Yo Help what do I do I GOT STABBED IN MY SIDES OF MY STOMACH RN

    • @mathew8447
      @mathew8447 3 года назад

      Ov

    • @kingzingo1784
      @kingzingo1784 3 года назад

      @@mathew8447 you alive?

  • @Yes-hp5yh
    @Yes-hp5yh 5 лет назад +4237

    Stab wound? I think you mean *_Extra pocket_*

    • @user-hq8ee4jv4o
      @user-hq8ee4jv4o 5 лет назад +92

      Yes

    • @user-hq8ee4jv4o
      @user-hq8ee4jv4o 5 лет назад +206

      Yeah, my extra pocket. Unfortunately, lots of ketchup is spilling out.

    • @DubDesciple
      @DubDesciple 5 лет назад +80

      Your picture compliments your joke

    • @jam9482
      @jam9482 5 лет назад +17

      YES
      YES
      YES

    • @fennex7575
      @fennex7575 5 лет назад +39

      Free new pocket
      *STONKS*

  • @MrHerobrineXD_
    @MrHerobrineXD_ 5 лет назад +467

    How about a backstab??
    The Heavy is a spy!

    • @proxleywirdvo
      @proxleywirdvo 5 лет назад +15

      If you see a person, wielding a butterfly knife or a kunai, you know you're life is already dead if you approach him,
      You know who i am talking about -_-

    • @pumpkinton
      @pumpkinton 5 лет назад +8

      @@proxleywirdvo
      People who back away when they catch the spy go upstairs: *HOOOOOHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAHAHOHO*

    • @antisepticfox4260
      @antisepticfox4260 5 лет назад +3

      No spy is not our spy
      Trick stab intensifies

    • @CloudMouth27
      @CloudMouth27 5 лет назад +3

      THE SPY IS A DOUBLE AGENT

    • @j18x34
      @j18x34 5 лет назад +1

      Upstab :/

  • @digitalchaos10
    @digitalchaos10 5 лет назад +1278

    This is basically what happens:
    Knife: *stabs body*
    Body: that’s not supposed to be there. . . PANIC!!!

    • @gimmethepuh6365
      @gimmethepuh6365 5 лет назад +9

      Nice one😂

    • @user-lk9ct9ij7j
      @user-lk9ct9ij7j 5 лет назад +7

      ahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny im laughing and crying ahahahahahaha

    • @chronosh5146
      @chronosh5146 4 года назад +1

      @8bit gaming r/boneappletea

    • @helium-379
      @helium-379 4 года назад

      *SOUND THE ALARM*

    • @the_hanburger
      @the_hanburger 4 года назад +3

      Body: Hold up... Excuse me, wtf..?
      Body: I've never seen this organ in my entire life, AHHHHHH!!

  • @eggstatus5824
    @eggstatus5824 Год назад +6

    Short answer, being stabbed sucks and it hurts. I got into a street fight and it led to me being stabbed in my abdomen just above my right hip. I started losing blood pretty quickly, but I also had to NOT lose the fight or I probably would have been killed, so I couldn't aid it immediately. I eventually managed to demobilize them for long enough to get away. I didn't have anything on me to substitute a tourniquet, but my clothes were already drenched in my own fluids, so I just took off my shirt and used that all while phoning 911 telling them what happened. The initial impact from the stab isn't even the painful part, it's when the blade is inevitably pulled out of you. That and applying pressure to stop the bleeding. Also, yes I am perfectly fine now, I made a full recovery with no permanent injuries and I'm here to tell the tale

  • @Ghosts-jx7dw
    @Ghosts-jx7dw 5 лет назад +272

    Why does our body have the adaptation to “build muscle” and why do we have the ability to do that. #Dearblocko
    It’s not like we need to do pull ups and push ups in the wild.

    • @mipcrazeold
      @mipcrazeold 5 лет назад +3

      good question

    • @Ghosts-jx7dw
      @Ghosts-jx7dw 5 лет назад

      Elmahdi Ettaleb what I mean is why do we have the adaptation that allows our muscle to rebuild bigger and stronger. How and when is that useful for us.

    • @libertia
      @libertia 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ghosts-jx7dw when we hunt for food, swim, run, basically anything that involves strength and stamina. If we didn't have that ability to gain muscle then we probably wouldn't be this high up the food chain. We are animals after all.

    • @fredrickthecatfish8661
      @fredrickthecatfish8661 5 лет назад

      Cos in the wild we are far more active and push/pull ups arnt necessary.

    • @ambambda
      @ambambda 5 лет назад

      Ghosts1912 lifting heavy objects ex. Trees dead prey big rocks other things primal humans might need would build muscle

  • @meneerlul8234
    @meneerlul8234 5 лет назад +224

    blocko: most stabwounds aren't fatal
    me: unless you have 28 of them

    • @gotatopaming6336
      @gotatopaming6336 5 лет назад +27

      *You didn't leave him a chance, huh?*

    • @theincognitoguy9856
      @theincognitoguy9856 5 лет назад +24

      *YOU STABBED HIM AGAIN AGAIN AND AGAIN*

    • @wentworth8776
      @wentworth8776 5 лет назад +19

      DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE?

    • @gotatopaming6336
      @gotatopaming6336 5 лет назад +8

      what have i started

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 лет назад +16

      *He was bleeding, begging you for mercy. But you stabbed him AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.*

  • @racistbirb7964
    @racistbirb7964 5 лет назад +822

    What happens to your body if you get stabbed
    Julius Caesar: The Expert

  • @jeffg9973
    @jeffg9973 3 года назад +14

    I was stabbed back in ‘99 in the stomach with a 5” serrated knife. I was disemboweled as the result. I had immediate emergency surgery and barley survived. It definitely was a horrible and painful thing to experience

  • @shishable5087
    @shishable5087 5 лет назад +212

    It takes *3 to 4 minutes* for 40% of blood loss when stabbed.
    *LUCKILY this video is less than 4 minutes long*
    Yep still alive after subscribing thanks Blocko

  • @funandgames714
    @funandgames714 5 лет назад +144

    I think we should have a moment to thank Triangle Bob for being stabbed multiple times in order to feed us knowledge.

  • @forsaken9676
    @forsaken9676 5 лет назад +371

    "What happens when u get stabbed?"
    Me: You bleed?
    *X-files starts playing*

    • @kyuubi_0261
      @kyuubi_0261 5 лет назад

      *Do do do do do do do ta ta ta Dan Dan to do do do do do ta ta ta Dan Dan* it's the lyrics

    • @gordonlin5645
      @gordonlin5645 5 лет назад

      Jay Animates esketit

  • @dumbwithmilan
    @dumbwithmilan 4 года назад +75

    person: gets stabbed
    doctor: let’s steal his organs

    • @squashedbird2901
      @squashedbird2901 3 года назад +1

      and put them in another body backwards

    • @mathew8447
      @mathew8447 3 года назад

      Yo Help what do I do I GOT STABBED IN MY SIDES OF MY STOMACH RN

  • @istuff1113
    @istuff1113 5 лет назад +687

    *Knife crime exists
    Kids In London: I've been waiting for this moment

    • @itachi6336
      @itachi6336 5 лет назад +6

      Wut

    • @fazesw2343
      @fazesw2343 5 лет назад +32

      Ish_Hus2003 u won’t get it if ur not from London

    • @pabsoractive2691
      @pabsoractive2691 5 лет назад +2

      C Rose yk

    • @pulse.7
      @pulse.7 5 лет назад +2

      istuff I live in London I’ve seen a few things but its not that bad

    • @fazesw2343
      @fazesw2343 5 лет назад +23

      Benitas24 10 stabbings a week isn’t bad ok

  • @legomanas4702
    @legomanas4702 4 года назад +223

    Julius Ceasar:
    First time?

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 4 года назад +13

      Second time, third time, fourth time..........

    • @user-ek2xg3ps5s
      @user-ek2xg3ps5s 4 года назад +5

      SHIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @mkahn8333
      @mkahn8333 4 года назад +5

      I guess he got stabbed in all the right spots . Lol

    • @PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf
      @PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf 4 года назад +3

      Its not my first time killing

    • @LNWF-vd6fb
      @LNWF-vd6fb 3 года назад +2

      You must be new here! i take it you mustve gotten the extra pockets option as well eh?

  • @annamakara
    @annamakara 5 лет назад +232

    *Me:* **Getting stabbed but watches this**
    *Stabber:* Oh, that's what's happening to you right now! Crazy huh?
    **We both sit down to watch this video**

  • @maxxolotl7960
    @maxxolotl7960 4 года назад +43

    “Crimes involving knives have been on the rise in the last few years”
    London for you mate.

    • @spellings9909
      @spellings9909 4 года назад +5

      Not just london tho Birmingham Manchester Nottingham and Liverpool

  • @kairusphere
    @kairusphere 5 лет назад +324

    *28 STAB WOUNDS*
    and you didn't leave him a chance huh?

    • @poedameron8057
      @poedameron8057 5 лет назад +27

      @Infinite Pizzas
      HE WAS BLEEDING
      BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY...
      BUT YOU STABBED HIM,
      AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
      loool I have that entire conversation memorized. I’m serious the whole thing loooooool.

    • @sabaahmed3039
      @sabaahmed3039 5 лет назад +2

      HUUUUUUUUUH?!?!?! XD

    • @IDK-qi2it
      @IDK-qi2it 5 лет назад +5

      @@poedameron8057 Lmao, you are a legend

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 5 лет назад +1

      Compare Cesar

    • @SaviorOfEdge
      @SaviorOfEdge 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @skyy4622
    @skyy4622 4 года назад +802

    Me: Getting murdered
    Murderer: stabs me
    Me: Wait dude stop for a second
    Murderer: Why
    Me: I’m thirsty bro
    Murder :*Gets me a glass is water*

  • @Kaioshin9000
    @Kaioshin9000 4 года назад +335

    Me: gets stabbed
    Body: *screams in subtitles

  • @darksaber5437
    @darksaber5437 4 года назад +80

    Me: "Time to do my 10 assignments due tomorrow!"
    My RUclips recommendations: "What happens to your body if you get stabbed?"
    Also me: "Hmm some useless information I value more than my schoolwork! Great! And it's only 2:30 AM!"

  • @fire-du8jr
    @fire-du8jr 5 лет назад +676

    My mom stabbed me with a sword 10 minutes ago thanks for the video

  • @venomshake8187
    @venomshake8187 4 года назад +629

    who else’s body starts feeling sensitive when watching this

    • @beatrixkiddo1171
      @beatrixkiddo1171 4 года назад +60

      I physically cringe and can't sit still when I see this or think about getting stabbed

    • @gummy7218
      @gummy7218 4 года назад +17

      I thought that was just me lol

    • @boloski
      @boloski 4 года назад +3

      Star Clouds same

    • @alexb3831
      @alexb3831 4 года назад +3

      Thought I was the only one

    • @rexthewhizz8153
      @rexthewhizz8153 4 года назад +1

      @@weewoo234 ME TOO

  • @isabelle5048
    @isabelle5048 5 лет назад +268

    -Watches video
    -takes intensive notes
    Not a murderer I promise. A writer is a name I prefer.

    • @ObsidianEgg
      @ObsidianEgg 5 лет назад +5

      FBI open up

    • @MRSdooodah
      @MRSdooodah 5 лет назад

      Whump writer*

    • @zetast0rm
      @zetast0rm 5 лет назад +1

      researching a role get to know the villain who is mysteriously named stably mcstabber, I wonder why

    • @levidaulton3763
      @levidaulton3763 5 лет назад

      Izzy not a murderer, a life dealer I prefer

    • @fgfgfg4
      @fgfgfg4 5 лет назад

      More like a victim

  • @Shibester
    @Shibester 4 года назад +42

    Life Noggin: What happens to your body when you get stabbed?
    Me: That's an interesting question, why wont you try it out?
    (This is just a joke, dont take it seriously)

    • @Shibester
      @Shibester 4 года назад

      @DaeQwon Miller Please be careful. TwT

    • @Shibester
      @Shibester 4 года назад

      @Nanny Sprocket I could be a psychopath looking out your window

    • @Shibester
      @Shibester 4 года назад

      @Nanny Sprocket And still, I care about people and you

    • @stellanovaluna
      @stellanovaluna 4 года назад

      @Random Shibe YT yeah I'm with you on this one.

    • @Shibester
      @Shibester 4 года назад

      @@stellanovaluna Thanks

  • @cubaku
    @cubaku 5 лет назад +303

    "Don't forget, to-"
    Me: WEaR yOuR sEatBelT
    keep on thinking."
    Me: *_wrong dude wrong dude wrong dude_*

    • @___quietkid___
      @___quietkid___ 5 лет назад +11

      Theodd1sout 🔥

    • @userunknownhaha
      @userunknownhaha 5 лет назад +9

      James

    • @green0563
      @green0563 5 лет назад +5

      Same!

    • @cubaku
      @cubaku 5 лет назад +1

      @@MayzeLmoa Me at all times 🤣

    • @cubaku
      @cubaku 5 лет назад +1

      @@MayzeLmoa I legit had a panic attack when a youtuber I knew replied to me
      My stomach hurt, I was silently screeching, all that good stuff!

  • @reesquad4060
    @reesquad4060 5 лет назад +741

    28 STAB WOUNDS! -Connor Detroit become human.

  • @nickgehr6916
    @nickgehr6916 5 лет назад +172

    Me: **get stabbed*
    My blood cells: *_A whole new world...~_*

  • @lifeisapain2284
    @lifeisapain2284 4 года назад +33

    RUclips: Ever wandered what happens to your body if you get stabbed?
    Me: *v e r y i n t e r e s t i n g*

  • @blacko777
    @blacko777 4 года назад +711

    Uk violence is something else

    • @berserkb1840
      @berserkb1840 4 года назад +89

      Rahim don’t get it twisted some people still have illegal access to guns in the Uk and acid attacks are a common epidemic here aswell

    • @davidortiz3094
      @davidortiz3094 4 года назад +85

      @@berserkb1840 Acid attacks are more common in the UK. You start throwing Acid at people in NYC, you will be shot to death. Cops ain't taking chances.

    • @---xi7ev
      @---xi7ev 4 года назад +48

      Rahim gang violence here has gotten so bad, kids as young as 13 are out on the streets trying to catch a body. 2 kids from my skl have died both to knife crime and 1 person from my skl is about to do time for murder

    • @1cancadrilo1
      @1cancadrilo1 4 года назад +13

      @Sedoh you still have the chance to run if you see a knife, you can't run faster than bullets

    • @sugarray710
      @sugarray710 4 года назад +2

      @@---xi7ev are u talking about baptista?

  • @MelvinDepeanus
    @MelvinDepeanus 5 лет назад +236

    EA : They're not loot boxes they're special mechanics
    Me : its not stabbing someone to death its early ticket to heaven

    • @copilumirific9822
      @copilumirific9822 5 лет назад +19

      *surprise extra-pockets*

    • @RyanCa11um
      @RyanCa11um 5 лет назад +4

      Get em

    • @roadtrip4690
      @roadtrip4690 5 лет назад +5

      Nah, its called "surprise funeral"

    • @jun13d
      @jun13d 5 лет назад

      Squidward Tentacles 😂😂😂🤟🏽

    • @enochrobb6497
      @enochrobb6497 5 лет назад +2

      EA isn’t going to heaven 💀

  • @GoronTico
    @GoronTico 5 лет назад +76

    * Gets stabbed 28 times *
    Me: "Don't worry, most stab wounds aren't fatal"

  • @itzbrezaa
    @itzbrezaa 3 года назад +9

    my dad had a dream where he was robbed and shot in the head at an angle where his brain was exposed, and died (he said he felt no pain because it was a dream) and i had a dream where i was attacked on the street, pinned against the wall, and stabbed 4 times in the back, didnt hurt for long, but it hurt alot for a few seconds, like a throbbing pain. it’s interesting because i actually felt pain, and my back hurt in the spots all day IRL

  • @nuttyfruity8828
    @nuttyfruity8828 4 года назад +471

    "what,you egg?"
    *he stabs him*

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +162

    *Meanwhile in Doki-Doki Literature Club*
    *Yuri:* _HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!_

  • @gilbertkirgotty
    @gilbertkirgotty 4 года назад +1018

    Who's watching this while being stabbed?

    • @arkreddy5004
      @arkreddy5004 4 года назад +22

      Lol

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH 4 года назад +25

      Gilbert Kirgotty Any stabbers? xD

    • @tpgamesczc_v2769
      @tpgamesczc_v2769 4 года назад +18

      And any lightsabers?

    • @user-tb3il3mq2q
      @user-tb3il3mq2q 4 года назад +27

      My friend got stabbed in the other room 10 minutes ago lmao

    • @godslayer699
      @godslayer699 4 года назад +11

      Luckily, i have never been stabbed

  • @adenhadlock6888
    @adenhadlock6888 4 года назад +7

    “More severe stab wounds”
    *Throws knife at triangle bobs face*

  • @samdoesstuff4924
    @samdoesstuff4924 5 лет назад +36

    triangle bob can't even walk outside without getting stabbed

  • @fatcat420
    @fatcat420 5 лет назад +185

    *28 STAB WOUNDS*
    (Detroit become human reference)

    • @junaidbtw1790
      @junaidbtw1790 5 лет назад

      Stolen comment

    • @flameseeker4058
      @flameseeker4058 5 лет назад +4

      *stress 99%*

    • @tofuwashere2785
      @tofuwashere2785 5 лет назад +1

      *licks blood*

    • @holoe
      @holoe 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry bro, but this is a stolen comment.

    • @carn0830
      @carn0830 5 лет назад +2

      YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE THE COMMENT SECTION A CHANCE, HUH?!?!

  • @TitoTheHonduran
    @TitoTheHonduran 5 лет назад +433

    Mhm.. I wonder how your body would react if you got *28 STAB WOUNDS*

    • @nemuel3492
      @nemuel3492 5 лет назад +31

      TitoTheHonduran idk ask julius caesar. he got 23 tho

    • @shaffikwahid962
      @shaffikwahid962 5 лет назад +33

      *Reach optimal stress*

    • @LXPR777
      @LXPR777 5 лет назад +23

      Guess you didn't wanna live him a chance huh?

    • @twentytrunks_bs
      @twentytrunks_bs 5 лет назад +9

      Detroit: Become Human intensifies

    • @Mateoski97
      @Mateoski97 5 лет назад

      @@nemuel3492 He was stabbed 33 times.

  • @lucyanthony3223
    @lucyanthony3223 4 года назад +3

    I love how this channel explains things I didn’t even wonder.

  • @eatingjr1805
    @eatingjr1805 5 лет назад +522

    Life Noggin: "Most stabbings aren't fatal"
    **Sad Julius Caesar noises

    • @doppioinahat7924
      @doppioinahat7924 4 года назад +10

      Shizaaaa

    • @ghostchannel4766
      @ghostchannel4766 4 года назад +12

      @@doppioinahat7924 *pillar man theme intensifies* It's ok. Wamuu turned Shiza into a hand tossed salad.

    • @TeRenner123
      @TeRenner123 4 года назад +1

      Angry german voices

    • @dragasalt7493
      @dragasalt7493 4 года назад +1

      Well, to be fair, he was stabbed MULTIPLE times.

    • @davidthebruh4940
      @davidthebruh4940 4 года назад

      My name is cesar and can CONFIRM!!

  • @saman9291
    @saman9291 5 лет назад +72

    well, it will really depend on its material, it’s enchantments, how many hearts you had before, and how many times.
    :))))))))

  • @mrlolzies1019
    @mrlolzies1019 5 лет назад +244

    Life noggin: While in Europe, they account for 43%
    America: **laughs in gun**

    • @flyon8368
      @flyon8368 4 года назад +8

      talibans: **laughs with their RPG**

    • @WarInHD
      @WarInHD 4 года назад +5

      I’d rather get shot then stabbed

    • @obamadrake4535
      @obamadrake4535 4 года назад +6

      Clifton Williams atleast a knife is just an extremely sharp pain but getting shot feels like rapidly getting hit by a sledgehammer

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te 4 года назад +1

      @@obamadrake4535 And you can run from a knife user

    • @fraserwatsn
      @fraserwatsn 4 года назад

      shoddymonk 101 nah blud I’ve been shanked it’s worse init

  • @Ballbuster1000
    @Ballbuster1000 4 года назад +11

    "Most stabs aren't fatal"
    *Pulls out Diamond Sword with sharpness II and fire aspect*
    Wanna bet?

    • @Yourlocalanglosaxon
      @Yourlocalanglosaxon 4 года назад +1

      Ægń tūį ęč bå qł xÿ

    • @H-nt
      @H-nt 4 года назад +1

      Yes I do wanna bet

    • @jackiematanza2791
      @jackiematanza2791 4 года назад +3

      Fire aspect 2
      Sharpness 5
      Unbreaking 3
      Mending
      Knockback 2

    • @prabhakaranmadiyath9207
      @prabhakaranmadiyath9207 4 года назад

      Strength 2

    • @blockcraftermc4612
      @blockcraftermc4612 3 года назад +1

      _Adds some command blocks_
      Sharpness 3000
      Fire aspect 3000
      Knockback 3000
      Unbreaking 3000
      Strength 245
      Speed 10
      Nattulus power 10000000 minuites
      Fire resistance 10000000 minuites
      Resistance 245
      Jump boost 10
      Pheonix SC: *let me add a paradøx*

  • @oweznero
    @oweznero 5 лет назад +197

    #Dearblocko what if we will send dead bodies to the moon, will they degrade?

    • @fhisaldsfulda3241
      @fhisaldsfulda3241 5 лет назад +6

      Do you realize how expensive that is?

    • @lionbryce10101
      @lionbryce10101 5 лет назад +21

      @@fhisaldsfulda3241 you realize he's asking that for one of his future videos, not as a serious statement (I hope)

    • @erikpoephoofd
      @erikpoephoofd 5 лет назад +13

      The bacteria and other microbes in your stomach and intestines start to slowly eat you after your die.

    • @cecilagustin8048
      @cecilagustin8048 5 лет назад +2

      Dunno......

    • @pulsefull7248
      @pulsefull7248 5 лет назад +1

      No we wont rot because the atmosphere would kill all bacteries

  • @oweznero
    @oweznero 5 лет назад +98

    90% of the comments - jokes about getting stabbed
    10% of the comments - actual question.

    • @bruh_gaming3151
      @bruh_gaming3151 5 лет назад

      YEP

    • @kaitokobayashi6394
      @kaitokobayashi6394 5 лет назад +1

      This comment is of the 90%

    • @oweznero
      @oweznero 5 лет назад

      @@kaitokobayashi6394 my other comment is a question.

    • @GalluZ
      @GalluZ 5 лет назад +1

      So your comment don't exist then?

  • @BrosketP
    @BrosketP 4 года назад +373

    Getting stabbed is a jojo reference

    • @HaZe_artss
      @HaZe_artss 4 года назад +20

      Aqeeleo YES YES YES

    • @maulanaray4427
      @maulanaray4427 4 года назад +19

      Ah i see you're muda as well

    • @dennisgrammenos1232
      @dennisgrammenos1232 4 года назад +15

      That's the literal reason to why I clicked on this vid, all I was thinking was *DIO* throwing knives

    • @NOOB4306i
      @NOOB4306i 4 года назад +3

      @Darth Omega sane

    • @a.t.binchy9633
      @a.t.binchy9633 4 года назад +4

      Life is a jojo reference

  • @ZaneoYT
    @ZaneoYT 4 года назад +11

    Ok now i know what a daily innocent person feels like in south london

    • @spellings9909
      @spellings9909 4 года назад +1

      lol literally everywhere at London is dangerous like east south east north west south west south and north West London

  • @j-sant-animations8105
    @j-sant-animations8105 5 лет назад +132

    I’m glad you’re making your POINT, but please CUT to the chase, I need to SHARPen my knowledge of this sooner.

  • @hrt7412
    @hrt7412 4 года назад +362

    This video:
    Detroit: *exists*
    *28 STAB WOUNDS*

    • @stylebyme933
      @stylebyme933 4 года назад +2

      Detroit is nothing like that, idiot

    • @cameron2104
      @cameron2104 4 года назад +37

      It’s a video game joke dumbass

    • @kiariuwu6639
      @kiariuwu6639 4 года назад +22

      @@cameron2104* triggered Connor noises*

    • @DarkKnight15935
      @DarkKnight15935 4 года назад +10

      @@stylebyme933 r/woooooooooosh

    • @blasphemyg2025
      @blasphemyg2025 4 года назад +10

      COULDN'T GIVE THE GUY A CHANCE HUH

  • @LuLa_41
    @LuLa_41 5 лет назад +82

    28 STAB WOUNDS!
    I think that would be fatal for sure.

  • @JamesTheAce0
    @JamesTheAce0 3 года назад +1

    Triangle bob: *gets stabbed again*
    Doctor: you just walked outside. Are you targeted by a hitman or something?

  • @infiniteaseem6523
    @infiniteaseem6523 5 лет назад +54

    * _2 minutes' silence for Triangle Bob_ *

  • @mavenrulz1719
    @mavenrulz1719 5 лет назад +48

    Meanwhile scrotus from mad max survived a chainsaw to the head

  • @GalluZ
    @GalluZ 5 лет назад +48

    Who would win:
    A very skilled Australian sniper with a laser guided sniper rifle.
    Or
    Some French boi with a stabby stabby.

  • @ZerixDaGod
    @ZerixDaGod 3 года назад +3

    I Stabbed myself in the thigh of the leg and it wasn't to bad u don't notice it as first and the pain is like a burn plus a numb feeling

  • @clapped6756
    @clapped6756 5 лет назад +29

    *Get's stabbed*
    *Life Noggin:* Ez videos

  • @dethronegod3071
    @dethronegod3071 4 года назад +26

    2:50
    Thats sound actually scared me i wasnt paying attention to the screen and i was eating with a knife on my dish and i thought the knife fell and stabbed my leg LOL

  • @avi_mukesh
    @avi_mukesh 5 лет назад +12

    2:17
    "Your doctor will try to determine how severe your injury is and whether it requires surgery"
    Doctor: *shrugs*

    • @shameful1032
      @shameful1032 5 лет назад

      Just at the right time dude lol

  • @wspsayran
    @wspsayran 2 года назад

    2:49 why did I laugh.. COME ON THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE 😃😭

  • @farrelardhatama5904
    @farrelardhatama5904 4 года назад +159

    "28 Stab Wounds"
    "You wont leave him a chance,huh ?"
    -Connor

  • @Poulin2
    @Poulin2 4 года назад +147

    Me: Accidentally stabs myself with an exacto blade
    RUclips: Here’s this!

  • @dirtyactsatdonedirtprice4547
    @dirtyactsatdonedirtprice4547 5 лет назад +50

    Answer:
    You bleed
    Alternative Answer:
    Blood coming out of your body

  • @tylersaurus4702
    @tylersaurus4702 3 года назад +1

    In the uk where I’m from the reason the knife crime is so high is because there’s a lot of gangs in the uk and because guns are illegal it’s really easy for you to just grab a knife from your kitchen and most knife crimes aren’t on regular civilians and are on members from different gangs and for the people actually armed with the blade don’t actually intend to use it, you see a study from a few years back showed most percentages of gang members don’t intend to use the weapon in any way and if they was going to harm someone it would be by fist so most people with the knife actually use it as a way of self defence from people attacking you by fist and the knife is used to scare them off but some very smart people think they can defeat the armed person with a knife and as a result end up getting stabbed mostly in the stomach because it’s the closest thing to the weapons and you have a better chance of escape and because your stomach is vulnerable from blood loss most people die so as long as your not in a gang... I’m pretty sure your a okay 👌

  • @thanhngabui2968
    @thanhngabui2968 5 лет назад +36

    Why isn't this a horror video? There are so many Triangle Bobs being stabbed and become dead
    poor Bob, he is not that bad after all

  • @ja_fitness06
    @ja_fitness06 5 лет назад +178

    Where I live in south London this is just a common thing sadly

    • @xxcvppagokujr1532
      @xxcvppagokujr1532 5 лет назад

      Exncrypted where in south

    • @nick9602
      @nick9602 5 лет назад +3

      Wow y’all r so hard out here stabbing people with knifes lmaooo

    • @bigstrokeynonce5808
      @bigstrokeynonce5808 5 лет назад +18

      Nick Cruton put it this way I would rather get shot than stabbed

    • @xxcvppagokujr1532
      @xxcvppagokujr1532 5 лет назад

      n1xio it’s better to be stabbed than shoot

    • @theMF69
      @theMF69 5 лет назад +3

      @@xxcvppagokujr1532 depends on where you get stabbed or shot, shot in the head is an instant death, no pain.

  • @jerichozorua999
    @jerichozorua999 5 лет назад +27

    If you get stabbed remember to...
    *Keep calm and carry on bleeding less*

  • @Manguadesignz
    @Manguadesignz 4 года назад

    i am just glad they used a polygon for a reconstruction... because that head stab at 2:48 was mad

  • @seraphendipity
    @seraphendipity 4 года назад +79

    “More severe wounds...”
    Literally yeets a knife into his fluffin face.

  • @EvieStevie-Ahgase
    @EvieStevie-Ahgase 4 года назад +43

    Life Noggin: *Most stabbings aren't fatal*
    Julius Caesar: *sad et tu brute noizes*

    • @goodlovely8513
      @goodlovely8513 4 года назад

      Eve S. Et tu B.R.U.T.E season 10 mech

  • @fellowcommentscroller.8748
    @fellowcommentscroller.8748 5 лет назад +26

    Why am I getting squeamish! !!it's literally a drawing!
    That makes me think though...what makes you squeamish, and why do you feel out of breath when you feel squeamish? !

    • @coldjay4429
      @coldjay4429 5 лет назад

      Fellow Comment Scroller AHH I FELT THAT TO

  • @sambanjo
    @sambanjo 5 лет назад +32

    i'll tell you what happens
    extra pockets

  • @Brotgl
    @Brotgl 5 лет назад +4

    the channel is getting better for the viewer really fast , for example look at the sound effect at 2:48 they didn't need to add it but they did for the viewer, i just wanted to say that i love how hard this team works and makes us happy

  • @rachaelkenney408
    @rachaelkenney408 4 года назад +37

    Person: **stabs someone**
    Also person: *I was H E L P I N G*

  • @ardeshirrazany7043
    @ardeshirrazany7043 4 года назад +2

    I love how the head recovered after a knife possibly came out of the other side

  • @yellrfellr2173
    @yellrfellr2173 5 лет назад +23

    When I saw the thumbnail first thing I thought of was ZA WORLDO