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  • Опубликовано: 23 июл 2021
  • Survival tips can come in handy at any time so it's better to know these tips and tricks now than be in a life or death situation and have to watch our RUclips videos later. Find out the best ways to survive getting stabbed and other first-aid tips that will keep you alive long enough to receive medical aid!
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Комментарии • 3,2 тыс.

  • @troyt6532
    @troyt6532 3 года назад +5458

    “The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed.”
    Stab victim: *Why didn’t I think of that!?*

    • @prompuripat1265
      @prompuripat1265 3 года назад +192

      It’s like saying if your drowning just breathe air

    • @Jamal-im5yu
      @Jamal-im5yu 3 года назад +145

      @@prompuripat1265 if ur dead just get up

    • @G4LLOWSC4L1BR4TOR..
      @G4LLOWSC4L1BR4TOR.. 3 года назад +89

      @@Jamal-im5yu If ur in the hospital just dont go

    • @adanhassan7636
      @adanhassan7636 3 года назад +6

      400th like ez

    • @lockdownhamza
      @lockdownhamza 3 года назад +34

      “If your stuck, just click the unstuck button”
      -Sun Tzu, Art Of Simplicity.

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 3 года назад +3320

    "lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed" me too, bro, me too.

  • @goodboyeah5049
    @goodboyeah5049 3 года назад +1925

    “Ask them politely to stop”
    THIS SEEMS TO BE A GREAT IDEA!

    • @katytavegia8661
      @katytavegia8661 3 года назад +61

      That's the Canadian response

    • @TREY9INE
      @TREY9INE 3 года назад +15

      It really is depends on if the person has a heart

    • @jamiegall4180
      @jamiegall4180 3 года назад +88

      “excuse me, can you please stop shooting me” 💀

    • @franchesca._.
      @franchesca._. 3 года назад +15

      @@jamiegall4180 imagine… 💀

    • @mog5397
      @mog5397 2 года назад +29

      @@jamiegall4180 "okay, sorry for inconvenience"

  • @SpicyEdits
    @SpicyEdits 3 года назад +1423

    Killer: *Shoots me*
    Me: Could u please stop shooting me?
    Killer: Understandable, have a great day

    • @experienceetc2207
      @experienceetc2207 3 года назад +17

      Yes Chef

    • @naohperkins7446
      @naohperkins7446 3 года назад +5

      @LOL _YT no even if you have a gun licence shooting someone will be assault or armed assault that can probably send someone to jail or a big fine

    • @SpicyEdits
      @SpicyEdits 3 года назад +2

      @LOL _YT happens a lot, can't blame, keep shooting me

    • @longliveducko
      @longliveducko 2 года назад +4

      @@naohperkins7446 u dont get the joke🤡

    • @oblivionthekhajiit1155
      @oblivionthekhajiit1155 2 года назад +1

      @@naohperkins7446 r/woooosh

  • @_Caedwyn
    @_Caedwyn 3 года назад +1848

    "please dont shoot me"
    shooter : "understandable, have a nice day"

  • @Potato-km4zg
    @Potato-km4zg 3 года назад +5231

    Aight thx.

  • @timilehinpearse7485
    @timilehinpearse7485 3 года назад +2199

    “Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school” 😂😂💀💀😭

    • @E123Gordo
      @E123Gordo 3 года назад +106

      I was wondering when someone was gonna talk about it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elijahmayen6872
      @elijahmayen6872 3 года назад +91

      I went straight to the comments for that🤣😂

    • @qasimnaveed9365
      @qasimnaveed9365 3 года назад +25

      No wonder they only talking about stabbing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hugohart5880
      @hugohart5880 3 года назад +26

      ayo who turned on friendly fire

    • @gavindaengsrurisri2
      @gavindaengsrurisri2 3 года назад +15

      Bro the people in America so fat we get bullet immunity

  • @wazzupp1029
    @wazzupp1029 3 года назад +268

    “How to survive being stabbed”
    Rasputin: so basically, be me.

    • @nathansakulich664
      @nathansakulich664 3 года назад +2

      his one weakness is poison and getting shot until he was dead

    • @WetSquidy5
      @WetSquidy5 3 года назад +3

      @@nathansakulich664 his cause of death was being drowned

    • @y100900185
      @y100900185 2 года назад +1

      @@WetSquidy5 so hes a charizard?

  • @joedady1112
    @joedady1112 3 года назад +3792

    "The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed." - Infographics 2021

    • @cygaX0
      @cygaX0 3 года назад +72

      he's not wrong tho

    • @templar9325
      @templar9325 3 года назад +49

      How to not getting stabbed
      -get a vest covered with tungsten
      -dodge the stabs and bullets
      -get a self defense weapons

    • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
      @fangabxyfangabxy8563 3 года назад +38

      *Stabbing deaths have just plummeted to zero. [person behind the Infographics show] have been awarded the Nobel prize.*

    • @DoNotSubscribe0
      @DoNotSubscribe0 3 года назад +8

      @@templar9325*"dodge bullets"*

    • @k45oz29
      @k45oz29 3 года назад +7

      Can't argue with that

  • @cosmicsandwich7307
    @cosmicsandwich7307 3 года назад +887

    "Is whoever shot you still shooting at you or around the general area? Ask them politely to stop"
    Aight bet

    • @TheRobot13
      @TheRobot13 3 года назад +84

      Shooter: *is about to shoot you again*
      You: can you please not shoot me again?
      Shooter: sorry sorry, my bad!
      Shooter: *walks away*

    • @corojohn42
      @corojohn42 3 года назад +16

      This gonna work with at least someone that watched this channel

    • @mandalortemaan7510
      @mandalortemaan7510 3 года назад +8

      It'll work in Canada If you're in America, call "times" so we can chill for a second

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 3 года назад +3

      Shooter: Aight imma stop, just hold still a little bit.

    • @bayoudrummer9855
      @bayoudrummer9855 3 года назад +1

      Please don't shoot...again!

  • @legoeater6920
    @legoeater6920 3 года назад +384

    "The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed"
    Guess I should cancel my flight to England

    • @bullymaguire5554
      @bullymaguire5554 3 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 года назад +1

      @@bullymaguire5554 0

    • @JJ_07777
      @JJ_07777 3 года назад +6

      🤺

    • @tsavmannyslengest4018
      @tsavmannyslengest4018 3 года назад +3

      Nah bro come over. If u do go Tottenham in London it’s a very safe place 🌚

    • @whysoserious6641
      @whysoserious6641 3 года назад +4

      @@tsavmannyslengest4018 tottenham sounds like a wonderful place. Hopefully i dont run into these hoodlum ‘Roadman’ people

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 3 года назад +472

    “Maybe you’re hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school”
    DAYUM

  • @slimgrim4851
    @slimgrim4851 3 года назад +1163

    Bro they really said the first way to survive is just to “don’t be stabbed lol”

    • @j_respect5948
      @j_respect5948 3 года назад +12

      R.I.P

    • @elikale3201
      @elikale3201 3 года назад +13

      Well yes, but actually no

    • @scatdawg1
      @scatdawg1 3 года назад +34

      Your lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed

    • @daltongarrett7117
      @daltongarrett7117 3 года назад

      well good I won't have to say it here lol

    • @metalism6
      @metalism6 3 года назад

      well yes...

  • @generalblack5556
    @generalblack5556 3 года назад +2966

    *Everybody in the UK (especially London):* "THE HOLY GRAIL!"

  • @gachaiscringe861
    @gachaiscringe861 3 года назад +83

    Myself: I don’t need this
    My Brain: Just in case

  • @tomjordan5519
    @tomjordan5519 3 года назад +67

    One last thing about surviving stab wounds: you mentioned blocking with your fore arms, which is correct. However, you never want your palms to face outward (away from you). This is because the big veins in your arm become vulnerable, and you can experience a lot of blood loss if they are cut. Therefore, it is far better to have your palms facing you (so your veins face you). I hope that this is informative, and I also hope you never have to call on this knowledge.

    • @AlphaQ23
      @AlphaQ23 2 года назад +2

      So thats why the Fighting Irish logo is what it is...

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen 7 месяцев назад

      So Naruto was wrong when he stopped Kiba's kunai!

  • @theguy8763
    @theguy8763 3 года назад +779

    "Maybe you're hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school" ouch, that one hurt

    • @norivixen1877
      @norivixen1877 3 года назад +36

      I mean they aren't wrong I don't know any other country that has more school shooting

    • @crimsond4210
      @crimsond4210 3 года назад +18

      @@norivixen1877 other countries have their fair share of problems.

    • @ogge8375
      @ogge8375 3 года назад +39

      @@crimsond4210 but other countries consider fixing those problems.

    • @nulle.k
      @nulle.k 3 года назад +5

      So did getting shot.

    • @poultonboys3108
      @poultonboys3108 3 года назад +16

      @@ogge8375 our politicians pretend to care about school shootings. They try to fix it by taking guns away but completely ignore the mental health factor and the how the school system takes part in these incidents. It’s taking water from the bottom of the waterfall.

  • @itachiuchiha6876
    @itachiuchiha6876 3 года назад +765

    please forever keep this narrator, he always has me rolling.

  • @ianprendergast944
    @ianprendergast944 3 года назад +664

    "How to survive being stabbed"
    British people: interesting innit

    • @reversee1871
      @reversee1871 3 года назад

      JENIFAS DIARY

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 года назад +1

      1

    • @zyrexnotpyrex3205
      @zyrexnotpyrex3205 3 года назад +1

      I can give tips
      1.get Stabproof vest
      2.get knife

    • @KopyErr
      @KopyErr 3 года назад +4

      @@zyrexnotpyrex3205 the knife will probs be turned against u tho

    • @rizext
      @rizext 3 года назад +3

      @@KopyErr are u skunked

  • @whysoserious6641
    @whysoserious6641 3 года назад +25

    As a Roadman living in London, i needed this.

  • @doofward
    @doofward 3 года назад +1369

    if there’s one thing i’ve learned it’s to never take out the knife

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 года назад +89

      Right because it acts as a plug i was told, if you pull it out it will keep bleeding

    • @radkouse1of1
      @radkouse1of1 3 года назад +6

      wouldn't they take it out

    • @cloudy5340
      @cloudy5340 3 года назад +74

      @@radkouse1of1 yeah but only if medical help is tsking it out cause they now what to do

    • @eliea4009
      @eliea4009 3 года назад +55

      @@cloudy5340 even paramedics don’t usually take out things that causes puncture wounds (if it’s still in there) first responders usually wait till we get to the hospital

    • @cloudy5340
      @cloudy5340 3 года назад +3

      @@eliea4009 or that

  • @Unknowinglylmao
    @Unknowinglylmao 3 года назад +174

    "Ask them politely to stop" Thank you bro, you just saved a life

    • @FionaA17
      @FionaA17 3 года назад +6

      Or ended it

    • @ninaisastar
      @ninaisastar 2 года назад +5

      “Bro, please stop.”
      “No.”
      *RUNS*

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 10 месяцев назад

      believe it or not - this actually worked.

  • @ae_colemkii5133
    @ae_colemkii5133 3 года назад +31

    Man in alley: has a knife and walks up to me
    Me: wait lemme watch infographics

  • @ishal4159
    @ishal4159 2 года назад +131

    “Ask them politely to stop”
    Attacker: *stabs*
    Victim: Could you please stop? I’m sorry it just hurts a little haha

    • @zxr_895
      @zxr_895 Год назад

      Attacker: understandable. Have a great day

  • @user-ps6xk9yh7n
    @user-ps6xk9yh7n 3 года назад +298

    Imagine someone's last words after being stabbed "I should have... watched that youtube tutorial..."

    • @christyjohnson5618
      @christyjohnson5618 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @khalick4731
      @khalick4731 3 года назад +16

      Let me rephrase your sentence! "I should have memorized that RUclips video"

    • @drunkduck9854
      @drunkduck9854 3 года назад +2

      Nice pfp

    • @mikey4117
      @mikey4117 3 года назад +3

      @@christyjohnson5618 Funny but disturbing

    • @Trenton-Johnson
      @Trenton-Johnson 3 года назад

      Thats why i am here

  • @darkmosino4874
    @darkmosino4874 3 года назад +569

    Infographics, one day its something like "why dogs are so cool" the next its "DONT DIE" never gets old

  • @adhdshockboi3031
    @adhdshockboi3031 3 года назад +116

    “Don’t try to go all Rambo and dig the bullet out.”
    If women are watching I’m still gonna try it.

    • @lumpywumps5239
      @lumpywumps5239 3 года назад

      This video is pointless since if you het stabbed in the inside of your legs/armpit or any major artery you will bleed out or lose that arm forever

    • @thenoob6746
      @thenoob6746 3 года назад +8

      @@lumpywumps5239 Dude, if you get your major arteries stabbed your gone

    • @oblivionthekhajiit1155
      @oblivionthekhajiit1155 2 года назад +1

      @@lumpywumps5239 the video is not really pointless

    • @itsrainingtacofasterwow5658
      @itsrainingtacofasterwow5658 2 года назад

      @@lumpywumps5239 just don't hit the arteries now is it better? since arteries are close to the femur don't get stabbed there

  • @Retarded_Pooh
    @Retarded_Pooh 3 года назад +43

    Don't remove the knife, period. The moment you do, you're already done even if you cauterize the wound.

    • @feyble5408
      @feyble5408 3 года назад +8

      Not exactly true. I'm in EMS and plenty of people survive wounds similar to stabbings and stabbings without the knife staying in. Often people get stabbed more then once.

    • @colekenshin3633
      @colekenshin3633 3 года назад +1

      A knife wound is like every other wound expect a gunshot wound......😐

    • @janusgreenway5137
      @janusgreenway5137 2 года назад

      What if the guy who stabbed you wants their knife back though? They'll rip it out of your body and move on anyways.

    • @favelxs3910
      @favelxs3910 Год назад

      @@feyble5408 still true if you got impaled on a tree branch or something, better toi let it stay in for a while 😅

  • @notify7581
    @notify7581 3 года назад +965

    Sounds complicated... Can we just agree to not stab me?

  • @randymancan8186
    @randymancan8186 3 года назад +320

    “Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed” Me to my lungs: You and I are not so different

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 года назад +1

      easy stab back take them with you if you have to die

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 года назад +1

      3

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 года назад +1

      @@raven4k998 2

  • @nitrogaming2956
    @nitrogaming2956 3 года назад +18

    As someone who has not gotten stabbed I can confirm that not getting stabbed is the best way to not get stabbed

    • @pass_da_knoccs83
      @pass_da_knoccs83 7 месяцев назад

      You obviously have no idea how fast and sneaky it can happen. Stay safe bro

  • @UNDERW3RLD
    @UNDERW3RLD 3 года назад +22

    He said “wrong side of the knife” as if someone would stab you with the part you hold the knife with

    • @stonaman8712
      @stonaman8712 2 года назад +3

      Some of us are just built different 😂

  • @zammmmm890
    @zammmmm890 3 года назад +392

    “Or an American public school” 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂

    • @thetrimreaper1019
      @thetrimreaper1019 3 года назад +18

      Its really not that funny tbh...i get what he is sayin, but the families and people that were killed or injured have had their lives ruined. So its not really a laughing matter, seriously.

    • @poultonboys3108
      @poultonboys3108 3 года назад +53

      @@thetrimreaper1019 comedy is a form of coping mechanism. No subject should be removed from comedy because it makes people feel better. Maybe we shouldn’t joke if it recently happened though.

    • @jamesvelazquez1004
      @jamesvelazquez1004 3 года назад +29

      @@thetrimreaper1019 if you going to take everything so seriously you’re going to live or probably do live a sad sad life

    • @gogogadget6207
      @gogogadget6207 3 года назад +3

      Okay Zamarioa so funny

    • @enricorodrigues-castragran7810
      @enricorodrigues-castragran7810 3 года назад +4

      @@thetrimreaper1019 let it have been a race joke towards minorities though then you guys wouldve been "you guys need to loosen up!" "Its just dark comedy" so on, so fourth. You know the demographic that was the school comment was geared to so youre feeling a bit tender towards it I understand

  • @KobeTheCuh
    @KobeTheCuh 3 года назад +319

    People in UK: “Write that down! Write that down!”

    • @shadowz5226
      @shadowz5226 3 года назад +30

      3:27 people in US “Write that down! Write that down!”

    • @kelsie7026
      @kelsie7026 3 года назад +3

      @@shadowz5226 LOLL

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 года назад +2

      @@kelsie7026 -3/4

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 года назад +2

      @@shadowz5226 -3/5

    • @swamp_villager
      @swamp_villager 3 года назад +2

      *SHAMK*
      Oi little rude of ya' to stuck that knife inta' me like at' innit?

  • @scallink
    @scallink 3 года назад +14

    Everybody gangsta until somebody say “bro I gotta try this out”

  • @WifiThing
    @WifiThing 3 года назад +38

    "If your at a gun range, or an American school" I couldn't have laughed any harder.

  • @SmiIeyyXD
    @SmiIeyyXD 3 года назад +633

    Just tell them no, they legally can't do whatever they are attempting to do.

    • @floofygod
      @floofygod 3 года назад +23

      Yes, nation wide knife ban would also stop the stabbers so you dont have to say no

    • @dylanconnolly2665
      @dylanconnolly2665 3 года назад +1

      But there probablly not got much regard for your life

    • @Noesoes_
      @Noesoes_ 3 года назад

      NO ONE LIKE AGAIN THE LIKE NUMBER IS GOOD AAAAAAAA

    • @generalflopper9697
      @generalflopper9697 3 года назад +2

      @@Noesoes_ are you 1

    • @Noesoes_
      @Noesoes_ 3 года назад

      @@generalflopper9697 no

  • @Jedword
    @Jedword 3 года назад +1889

    "An american public school" Definitely my favorite Jab taken at americans

    • @yuuji8447
      @yuuji8447 3 года назад +72

      I was looking for this comment

    • @JBPazos
      @JBPazos 3 года назад +37

      Right up there along with shooting ranges

    • @GamerMarine89
      @GamerMarine89 3 года назад +50

      Gotta admit it's messed up but it's hilarious much like the follow up "if someone is shooting at you ask them to stop politely"

    • @imthekattmann
      @imthekattmann 3 года назад +14

      Politely ask them to stop

    • @fishfan2
      @fishfan2 3 года назад +20

      💀You guys have way more stabbings than us in the U.S

  • @Daniela-zb1gx
    @Daniela-zb1gx 3 года назад +7

    "maybe you're at a shooting range or maybe you're at an american public school" HAS ME WHEEZING 💀

  • @anthonywomack2260
    @anthonywomack2260 2 года назад +7

    "Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school", infographics, you out did yourself with this one 😂😂😂

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +737

    *Gets stabbed*
    Blood: "aight, imma head out."
    Vital organs: "Bravo six, going dark."
    Stomach: "He needs some milk."

  • @Benni777
    @Benni777 3 года назад +368

    “Maybe you’re hanging out an a shooting range, or an American school…”
    *Ooopp felt that one* 😬

    • @cryspbacon
      @cryspbacon 3 года назад +15

      i refuse to be offended by this

    • @xenoshadow7575
      @xenoshadow7575 3 года назад +25

      I lowkey started laughing at that part

    • @Cmorales624
      @Cmorales624 3 года назад +1

      @@xenoshadow7575 why low key 🤣🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @xenoshadow7575
      @xenoshadow7575 3 года назад +2

      @@Cmorales624 because when I was first watching this my stomach decided to feel all weird but then when that part came up I just started laughing like crazy

    • @rebecca1331
      @rebecca1331 3 года назад

      @@xenoshadow7575 lol same

  • @cainster
    @cainster 3 года назад +10

    Never bring a knife to an Infographics fight.

  • @tojov8323
    @tojov8323 3 года назад +15

    Maturity is when you realise
    *""The best way to survive being* *stabbed is not to get stabbed""*

  • @evielinder3944
    @evielinder3944 3 года назад +127

    “Ask them politely to stop” 💀

    • @unxtraordinary
      @unxtraordinary 3 года назад +26

      **Stabs you**
      "Oh, wait you're asking me to stop mate? Ye, sure I won't stab you without your consent!"

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 3 года назад +16

      Just ask the blood to stop coming out

    • @TheRobot13
      @TheRobot13 3 года назад +11

      @@mapletreepower7038 when you're about to die, just keep living.
      What's the big deal?

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 3 года назад +9

      @@TheRobot13 I don't give myself consent to die

    • @M.satyam
      @M.satyam 3 года назад +2

      Nevermind there is no fruit in explaining 😒

  • @siphenkosi6339
    @siphenkosi6339 3 года назад +216

    I've been stabbed before, in both lungs, and one thing I can tell you is that it is not a pleasant experience.
    I got to the hospital in 45 minutes, got stitches, and had to wait about +10 hours before I could get a chest tube insertion.
    This is how I managed to survive it; as soon as I got stabbed, my heart was beating fast and it felt like something heavy was placed on my chest, I couldn't take deep breaths, I first thought that my heart was beating fast due to adrenaline but after 30 minutes later I realized that something was seriously wrong.
    I started taking slow and shallow breaths in order to stop my lungs from expanding and when I got to the hospital bed, I spent the night fully awake in an upright position. I did my best to not exert myself as I did not want to put pressure on my chest.
    This is what worked for me, slow and shallow breaths until I could get a chest tube insertion.

    • @firejeff12354
      @firejeff12354 3 года назад +32

      smart man god bless ur alive

    • @omegaentertainment1
      @omegaentertainment1 3 года назад +12

      Why did it take so long for the hospital to realize your lungs were punctured and to insert a chest tube?

    • @wingsoffreedom6999
      @wingsoffreedom6999 3 года назад +6

      How did the stab feel, do you remember the side effects and overall pain that came with the stabbing

    • @Kibbles3
      @Kibbles3 2 года назад +11

      I just would like to say that as a person with asthma, this isn’t easy to accomplish, I remember one time I cried too hard and nearly died from an asthma attack. Long story short, props to you for, what was it, 10 hours of shallow breaths

    • @pass_da_knoccs83
      @pass_da_knoccs83 7 месяцев назад

      Wild, I got stabbed iny lung and almost died recently when a guy trapped me and my bro off in a dead end with a knife and rushed my bro . We beat dog feces out of him and took his knife . Didn't realize he poked me and slashed my leg until after we chased him off the scene . That's not all that he had in store for him but 🤫

  • @young6211
    @young6211 2 года назад +3

    I had got stabbed 6 time 4 months ago and I am 15 and this video help me survive thank you so much

  • @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH
    @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH 3 года назад +31

    "The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed."
    Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @xdSolar
    @xdSolar 3 года назад +440

    As someone who lives in the UK This feels like a personal attack but I’m not complaining

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 года назад +12

      What is like to live in the UK? (just curious)

    • @slaythehousebootsdown
      @slaythehousebootsdown 3 года назад +56

      @@REEEPROGRAM shanking

    • @xdSolar
      @xdSolar 3 года назад +1

      @Sonja Morrisonpierced right through me😔😔

    • @changedmyusernameagain7654
      @changedmyusernameagain7654 3 года назад +14

      @@REEEPROGRAM 90% rain, 3% days that are ridiculously hot and you can't sleep at night, 2% warm days, 5% cold days

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 года назад +3

      @@changedmyusernameagain7654 90% rain? That sounds.. Kinda depressing

  • @QuickVibe1
    @QuickVibe1 3 года назад +242

    If you said “The world is a bad place, sooner or later you’re gonna get stabbed” 😂

  • @Xayvera
    @Xayvera 3 года назад +2

    Soundin like a 12 year old fortnite kid, “maybe you’re hanging out at gun range, or maybe an American public school, and suddenly it happens…..you get plugged….”

  • @simmysommy
    @simmysommy 2 года назад +3

    8:00 Sad fact: Drunk drivers are loosened by the alcohol in their system making them less likely to die in a crash, possibly not the same outcome for the other party...

  • @epicoli969
    @epicoli969 3 года назад +162

    “The best way to not get stabbed is too not get stabbed”
    Infographic show

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 года назад +1

      remember if attacked with acid flush it with beer lot and lots of beer

  • @ethant6797
    @ethant6797 3 года назад +58

    I live in England this is gonna be so helpful yav saved me life

    • @7addaribaba
      @7addaribaba 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @FionaA17
      @FionaA17 3 года назад

      🤡

    • @ethant6797
      @ethant6797 3 года назад

      @@FionaA17 cheers

    • @FionaA17
      @FionaA17 3 года назад

      @@ethant6797 it wasn’t an insult lol 💀

    • @ethant6797
      @ethant6797 3 года назад

      @@FionaA17 it's alright haha

  • @johnnyblaze7159
    @johnnyblaze7159 2 года назад +1

    My Tio Juan who's right now living in the streets and is a big alcoholic went through so much in his life, my dad told me this story of my Tio of when he was a kid he was stayed the night at my tios and one night someone came knocking on the door asking for water and that he was very thirsty my Tio Juan being a good man when and grabbed him some water after the man pounded the water my Tio turned around and left his back open and the man started stabbing my Tio repeatedly in the back over and over again he ended up surviving the stab wounds and years later my Tio is still alive with a bunch of stab scars all over his back my Tio Juan is a blessed man to be here still on this earth today

  • @AlSurayeMXM
    @AlSurayeMXM 3 года назад +1

    The humor on channel is getting way better! Keep up the good work

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 года назад +12

    I got stabbed, on my back near my left shoulder, luckily the knife was pretty small so no internal organs or arteries were punctured, but I still bled pretty badly.
    Here's how it happened: I got into a fight with a random guy, we scuffled for a little while before I managed to chase him away. At first I didn't realize I was stabbed, but after the adrenaline wore off I realized I was bleeding and found a hole on my back, where he stabbed me. I went to a nearby parking lot where I started applying first aid, took my shirt off, put pressure on the wound and called an ambulance. Once the ambulance came I was literally sitting in a pool of my own blood. I made it to the hospital, thankfully, without passing out (or worse; dead), got stitched up and after a few weeks made a full recovery. This story has a happy ending but not everyone is this lucky. Be careful out there guys and especially girls, hopefully this never happens to you but if it does I hope you know what to do to prevent yourself from dying.

  • @GigaChad-lw1do
    @GigaChad-lw1do 3 года назад +5

    Ive learned many things from this channel but the most important thing is that if you can dodge a knife you can dodge a ball

  • @robloeskobar7986
    @robloeskobar7986 3 года назад +3

    Julius Caesar: "can you run that back one more time?"

  • @karthikvelum1921
    @karthikvelum1921 3 года назад +171

    "Switching to your sidearm is fast"
    "Using your knife is even faster"
    -An intelligent person

    • @russell6075
      @russell6075 3 года назад +11

      Stay at home - Man with common sense

    • @amintiri2503
      @amintiri2503 3 года назад +5

      @@russell6075 go outside

    • @travis6061
      @travis6061 3 года назад +2

      Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading ;)

  • @Tomcat_03
    @Tomcat_03 3 года назад +203

    Video idea: how to survive surviving when you need to survive

    • @user-mw2su8xb4i
      @user-mw2su8xb4i 3 года назад +3

      vouch

    • @LuTasticBomBastic03
      @LuTasticBomBastic03 3 года назад +8

      when do u not need to survive😭😭😭

    • @funkyfreak97
      @funkyfreak97 3 года назад +5

      Too difficult. Now dying to survive. Send help.

    • @Boom080
      @Boom080 3 года назад +2

      @@funkyfreak97 i sent 911 over there
      Oops it was 922, if a serial killer comes it wasn't my fault

    • @Undefinedde
      @Undefinedde 3 года назад +1

      Simple survive

  • @sillyhuman...
    @sillyhuman... 3 года назад +4

    He's spitting out facts.

  • @KO_Manic
    @KO_Manic 3 года назад +2

    4:22 The blond girl be like "ugh, not again."

  • @SleepParalysisDemon920
    @SleepParalysisDemon920 3 года назад +90

    "Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed"
    *HMMMMMM*

    • @michaelredmond6861
      @michaelredmond6861 3 года назад

      That's a filthy lie, there's nothing wrong with getting stabbed in the lungs.

    • @arkierelly
      @arkierelly 3 года назад

      @@michaelredmond6861 Wait what

  • @apiary1
    @apiary1 3 года назад +9

    "Keep your koolaid on the inside". Great advice!

  • @emileebirchall4399
    @emileebirchall4399 3 года назад +1

    My sister survived a really bad car crash as a baby and fell on her head with the swing swinging too fast and going upside down as a kid. Yet she is practically the most sane girl i know.

  • @notify7581
    @notify7581 3 года назад +76

    I stepped on a piece of lego and I'm still alive

  • @lonewolfnergiganos4000
    @lonewolfnergiganos4000 3 года назад +65

    I love that Infographics is explaining us how to avoid death.

  • @alizamoon6842
    @alizamoon6842 3 года назад +1

    Doctor: “I don’t know how you survived.”
    Me: *whispers* “I was loose.”

  • @okxack3199
    @okxack3199 3 года назад +2

    “Maybe youre hanging out at a shooting range or an american public school” dayummm

  • @onlinefool9931
    @onlinefool9931 3 года назад +113

    Should ask the 12yr old girl that got stabbed 19 times by her "friends" who believed slenderman was real

    • @astolfo-official
      @astolfo-official 3 года назад +4

      Ok

    • @jamiethomas5184
      @jamiethomas5184 3 года назад +7

      For real that was crazy!!!!!

    • @djbeezy
      @djbeezy 3 года назад +11

      I heard something about one of those girls the other day. I think she got an early release from jail or mental institution or wherever she got sent. I think it was one of them.

    • @loop4737
      @loop4737 3 года назад

      Ahahaahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahaua

    • @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368
      @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368 3 года назад +5

      She forgot to politely ask them to stop.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +24

    No one:
    School nurses: put an ice pack on it

  • @FOXY-em2cq
    @FOXY-em2cq 2 года назад +2

    me: gets shot
    me: stop
    robber: ok

  • @alexander191297
    @alexander191297 2 года назад +1

    As a Londoner, I watch this every week…

  • @phoenixblossom621
    @phoenixblossom621 3 года назад +42

    “Oh look at that. I’ve been impaled.”

  • @user83nf3
    @user83nf3 3 года назад +11

    03:28
    "Maybe you're hanging out in a Shooting Range or an _American Public School_ "
    *hold up*

  • @umpreza
    @umpreza 3 года назад +2

    if someone is going to stab you just tell him that its going to hurt alot and ask how he would feel if he was the one being stabbed, and then after that you guys be friends and avoid being stabbed

  • @YellowvzzGaming
    @YellowvzzGaming 2 года назад +2

    I felt the whole video 😭

  • @ant51006
    @ant51006 3 года назад +94

    how to survive:
    1. put an ice pack over the wound

    • @cloudy5340
      @cloudy5340 3 года назад +14

      Did someone call the school nurse😒

  • @mitsosyt7853
    @mitsosyt7853 3 года назад +4

    The only thing I think while watching this is: *PAIN*

  • @hiimalcatraz5912
    @hiimalcatraz5912 3 года назад +2

    Being a grown man living in london after England lost
    Watching this video was a must

  • @gauravagarwal3322
    @gauravagarwal3322 3 года назад +49

    I would definitely ask the shooter politely to stop shooting me after getting shot once.

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 3 года назад +54

    "Is whoever shot you still shooting you or at the general area? Ask them politely to stop."
    -Infographics

    • @mnrkm
      @mnrkm 3 года назад +2

      pointless advice, the shooter won't listen to a word of it if they are with the intention of shooting someone.

    • @mrrainbrow423
      @mrrainbrow423 3 года назад +4

      @@mnrkm Thank infographics

    • @janaismael8509
      @janaismael8509 3 года назад +2

      @@mnrkm r/woooooooosh

  • @adrilove8394
    @adrilove8394 2 года назад +1

    This is great! Thank you!

  • @0PE.
    @0PE. Год назад +1

    I haven’t worked in the ER in quite a few years but based on when we got a stab victim in there’s a couple tips to being stabbed. Do not under most circumstances take the knife out, take the piece of clothing cover the wound off if possible (this isn’t essential but it helps up when operating and we can see all injuries), lay on the opposite side of your stab wound (this is traumatic, you might pass out, you might vomit, you might asphyxiate)
    The most important one is to not do anything, give the stabbed what they want if they’re robbing you, don’t run after them. Stay still and call an ambulance

  • @ronitbambhabiya9927
    @ronitbambhabiya9927 3 года назад +87

    3:42 "ask them politely to stop"
    Shooter - shooting at me
    Me - pls stop
    Shooter - understandable, have a great day

    • @nnnnnn8173
      @nnnnnn8173 3 года назад +1

      underrated

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 года назад +1

      @@nnnnnn8173 -5/6

    • @nnnnnn8173
      @nnnnnn8173 3 года назад +2

      @@KO_Manic what?

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 года назад +1

      @@nnnnnn8173 1

    • @ninaisastar
      @ninaisastar 2 года назад

      tell them to talk to
      *THE HAND*
      **DUN DUN DUUUNN**

  • @justinw2330
    @justinw2330 3 года назад +23

    This video had an extra layer of sarcasm in it.

  • @the-phatinthehat3843
    @the-phatinthehat3843 3 года назад +2

    "If the person who shot you is still there, politely ask them to stop." good thing I live in Canada where that acctully works.

  • @pcmasterrace2341
    @pcmasterrace2341 3 года назад +1

    "Sooner or later you'll have a car crash"
    Me who is also driving: confused screaming*

  • @octo449
    @octo449 3 года назад +26

    This man said "An american public school" that had me weak.

  • @whosman817
    @whosman817 3 года назад +28

    How to survive : DONT DIE

  • @Andre-eo4xe
    @Andre-eo4xe 3 года назад

    This is why Martial arts and self defence are important man
    Seriously learning how to disarm an armed assailant and incapacitate them is more important than most people make it out

  • @jeffg9973
    @jeffg9973 3 года назад +2

    I was stabbed back in ‘99 in the stomach with a 5” serrated knife. I was disemboweled as the result. I had immediate emergency surgery and barley survived. It definitely was a horrible and painful thing to experience

  • @ellenrice19
    @ellenrice19 3 года назад +7

    That advice about seatbelts is definitely the best...I walked away from 2 accidents because of the seat belts, a head on collision (before we all had air bags) and more recently a very spectacular freewsy collision - spun around twice and barrel rolled 3x before coming to rest. And only "whiplash" injuries to show for each...wear your seat belts!

  • @toddslaw8195
    @toddslaw8195 3 года назад +35

    I cracked up when I heard when he said “don’t be a billy badass and book it” 😂

  • @TheBiggestJelly
    @TheBiggestJelly 2 года назад +1

    “The world is a bad place, and sooner or later your gonna get hurt” like wtf 😂😂

  • @vishwanathveerni5007
    @vishwanathveerni5007 3 года назад +2

    You don't know how uncomfortable this made me😬 and yet laughing 😂

  • @mr.shrimpo5736
    @mr.shrimpo5736 3 года назад +28

    "Lungs are allergic to being stabbed"
    And I'm deathly allergic to dying, what's with all these allergies... am I right?

  • @NoseCandyKermit
    @NoseCandyKermit 3 года назад +45

    "AAAH YOU SHOT ME PLEASE DONT DO THAT AGAIN!"
    Enemy: Alright 😁

  • @ae_colemkii5133
    @ae_colemkii5133 3 года назад +1

    “…maybe your hanging out at a shooting range… or at an American public school”
    I do shoot frequen- wait what?