Starring/Written by Cole Escola Directed by Doron Max Hagay Director of Photography Daniel Rampulla Makeup by Barb Maka Edited by Alex Minton Sound by Gabe Quiroga
I showed it to my Thai friend, he said: "You cut the orange, you squeeze the orange. Okay, you done but its better to just eat the orange." problem solved theater school monologue
Guys watch STRANGERS WITH CANDY if you've never seen it but you love this video (or Cole Escola's work in general). Stars Amy Sedaris and before Colbert report Steven Colbert and it is clearly big inspo for Cole's work.
@@ghostcat9621 that is somewhat more difficult to explain. Perhaps we are to infer that the Mom spent a lot of time there intoxicated and/or very involved in something and thusly "lost" time, i.e a lot more time passed than she realized because of what she was doing
Omg that’s so true! And no that person wasn’t being homophobic. Ryland makes jokes on him being a housewife all the time! It’s a rolling joke in their household.
Well, it was only a minute and 20 seconds. Noticed the uploader, checked the channel then deducted it. It would take 25 seconds for Benedict Cumberbatch and Robert Downey Jr. to figure that out.
Kids: Where did mom go? Unmentioned father: Oh, she'll be back in a couple of months. Kids: Oh well. At least we got this good ol' orange juice until then.
I dont know why this was in my recommend, but i legit thought this was a real woman with a deeper voice up until like 50 seconds in. The arms gave it away lmao
This is some of the best writing and acting I've ever seen. I was pulled into this fictional world and I forgot about the fucking orange juice. You deserve your own show.
Came here after their interview with Seth Meyers cuz someone mentioned how funny it was and all I can say is, this was not at all what I expected lol. But it’s pure gold
The acting is perfection. The gestures remind me of Alicia Silverstone in Clueless, and a bit of Drew Barrymore as well. I have watched this about twenty times already. Bravo!
I just realized, after watching this for the millionth time, that she yells out to her "boys", but then calls out to "Katie" about forgetting the pink backpack. I love stuff like that.
Cole if you still read these comments: I've been following you since your early youtube days & am so happy to see you getting the success & recognition you deserve. Congrats doll! 💕
No but seriously, the amount of sugar in the average glass of bottled juice is SCARY AF, i'm talking practically soft-drink (soda) levels. This was awesome btw.
That’s why I always water it down when I get to half a cup. That and it reduces my acid reflex reactions and it makes the juice bottle last longer before the next grocery run.
This is buried GOLD on RUclips. SO glad I found Cole's channel via Kaya's rec of Our Home Out West. Cole is by far one of the best modern comedy writers and actors I've found in a long time, and I'm LOOKING. I think a lot of comedians miss the nuances of performing these parts realistically which is the best way to match great writing and contrast outlandish situations like in these skits.
Please don't ask me how many times I've watched this. Oh lord it's so brilliant. Just saw Oh, Mary! on Broadway, and I'm having such a Cole Escola moment!! Thank you Cole!
What did I just watch!? I just want to live inside of his brain for a minute to soak in that chaotic energy that made such a disturbingly hilarious video. 😂😂
I would watch an entire series of this exact "commercial" with just different stories each time. The character of Ellen needs to be fleshed out in as many iterations as she needs to tell her whole story. That aside, this was well done. Very well done.
Cole, I have loved you since “Difficult People” and when I saw your beautiful face on “Search Party” and then realized you would own an entire season *I DIED* Thank you for being brilliant and making me a happy orange. Love you🙋🏻♀️
This still slaps and I am angry that Cole isn't a billionaire because this is a comic genius. Cole, John Early, Kate Berlant, Tim Robinson, Jessica Kirson, and Ashley Gavin are fucking top tier.
Развлечения
I showed my mother this video and all she said is "You can also make juice from real oranges."
OMG I'm crying, parents are so weird
This is the most mom thing ever
I showed it to my Thai friend, he said: "You cut the orange, you squeeze the orange. Okay, you done but its better to just eat the orange."
problem solved theater school monologue
She's been there too
Let’s be honest, if you want to drink orange juice, you should just eat the orange.
This. This is art.
SethEverman thank you Seth for making me find this on tumblr
Did you play the piano for this video?
Why do I see you everywhere, Seth?
Hi bald guy
This isn't art . This is EVERYTHING .
This video is part of me. It lives in my soul.
Same!
Yesss Garrett yes
I just descovered this video today and I can't believe I didn't find it sooner. Now I feel like it's part of me too haha
Garrett Watts I didn’t think I’d see you in the comment here but y’know. We vibin’.
Guys watch STRANGERS WITH CANDY if you've never seen it but you love this video (or Cole Escola's work in general). Stars Amy Sedaris and before Colbert report Steven Colbert and it is clearly big inspo for Cole's work.
Be honest.. you didn’t look for this, but you weren’t disappointed
This was one of those videos I hit accidentally with my thumb while scrolling. %100 worth the mistake
inarisarp 😂😂agreed
It is a gift
P1NK ur profile pic is neat
soup thanks! Yours too💕
There's a certain Scarlett Johansson look about this mom ...
It must be the balls.
It’s the eyes and nose and mouth I believe
Kathleen Turner voice.
And sound
Exactly what I thought.
You don't spend time in phoenix, you lose time in phoenix.
Greetings from Russia, guys.
Explain me please, what "Phoenix" means in this context.
@@ghostcat9621 Phoenix is the Capitol City of Arizona
@@scottgardner2950, ok, ty.
@@scottgardner2950, it would be nice, if you explain, why people "wasting" time in this place?
@@ghostcat9621 that is somewhat more difficult to explain. Perhaps we are to infer that the Mom spent a lot of time there intoxicated and/or very involved in something and thusly "lost" time, i.e a lot more time passed than she realized because of what she was doing
“I took the plates off my Honda.”
Truly the despair event horizon
Gone Girl vibes 😂
As you do...
“you lose time in phoenix” is the truest statement i’ve ever heard
okay, im trying to leave literally and i swear this video, 4 years of my life and nothing to trully show other than pain.
I'm from Tucson. We all think that about Phoenix.
Okay! I'm finally getting out of here tomorrow if the universe wills it to be
_I was never truly born until I moved out of Phoenix_
I spent 7 years in Phoenix. Came back home to Nebraska with a bachelors degree and a heroin addiction.
This is literally just Ryland Adams once he and Shane get married.
He does look alike ryland 😂😂😂
Omg that’s so true! And no that person wasn’t being homophobic. Ryland makes jokes on him being a housewife all the time! It’s a rolling joke in their household.
@@mycatsoverweight1995 I've never seen such a long response to 2 letters chill
Blue North ew is right
omg hahha
can you replace SNL writers please????
Yes! I second this motion!!
there is a GREAT idea!
GOD OH PLEASE
Yuser
The people at SNL wouldn't get it. Too much nuance.
i knew after “i ended up in arizona” it would go entirely downhill
This is Thelma and Louise, right? I've never actually watched it.
This has a very “Whitest Kids U Know” vibe to it
I thought it was, lol
Guy in drag that sounds just like Darren + straight face.
I love it 😂😂😂😂
Why bc of the cross dressing?
I didn’t that until you said but now I can’t not
I may or may not be considering using this as my monologue for my audition for elf
Mar ley which play?
@@pointlessramblings3373 clearly the movie
How’d it go?
Pointless Ramblings i kust have dislexia or something bc i read your reply as “but at what price?”
@@papayamango9629 🤣
incredible
+Tyler Oakley
Omg Tyler 😂
+Tyler Oakley father ily
????
Tumblr?Anybody?
Christ Blair St.Clair really had it rough after Drag Race, didn’t she?
This is from 2015. Years before Blair was on tv.
Blue North not all jokes are good jokes. Lol
@@IMbirdieful yeah but fortunately this joke was good :)
@@OliverHeikkinen I would have been funny if they said "Wow Blair has come a LONG way since 2015" cause that would make sense.
@@Eyecyou64 I do. I'm sorry for being frustrating.
"Does this ever happen to you?" *Cut to black and white scene of the dog you bet on brutally losing a fight in a dirty ring*
Michael Vick shaking his head in the back
“Then get, Vick Stick!!™️ beat the win into them, be the best.”
This is legitimately a masterclass in acting
You literally just described the whole plot of desperate housewives.
The way the camera lingers on her after she says, “Trust me, I’m a mom.” , is brilliant.
This is a he.
Michelle the character he was playing is a woman. I was referring to the character.
I think the line should’ve been: “You can trust me. I’m a mom.”
The music wavering for a moment was a touch of genius
What really bothers me is the GIANT jug of milk just sitting out next to the stove.
thats a very suspicious jug of room temperature milk
Maybe its paint?
I wasn't aware of it, now it's bothering me too.
Its just a half white pitcher
Congratulation, you're a mom. Go spread the news.
You beautiful shining light in the darkness...
+hankschannel You captured my feelings exactly. Everything about this is perfectly executed.
I feel blessed to have seen this comment
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"I um, I fucking lost it"
This took me 5 minutes to figure out that the actor was a guy
Wait what
Yeah, I spent the whole video unsure
Ngl kinda lookin bad tho
Pretty hot no homo doe
Well, it was only a minute and 20 seconds.
Noticed the uploader, checked the channel then deducted it.
It would take 25 seconds for Benedict Cumberbatch and Robert Downey Jr. to figure that out.
Kids: Where did mom go?
Unmentioned father: Oh, she'll be back in a couple of months.
Kids: Oh well. At least we got this good ol' orange juice until then.
This felt like a story from Night Vale. Thanks for sharing your amazing acting talent on RUclips!
+Genevieve Shellman That's exactly what it felt like!
This has been our children's fun fact science corner.
I first heard this script today on Tik Tok and that was my exact first thought, I beyond appreciate this comment from 3 years ago
I would love to see a live action Night Vale esq channel pop up. Can someone do this, pls?
@@jp8649 I've been trying to do a short film of "A Story About You" for AGES now but they never answer my e-mails if I can do it or not lmao
Not the Scarlett Johansson we deserved, but the one we needed.
Who else watched this 14 times in a row in the lockdown-quarantine?
Hech Rhymes I thought something was wrong with me but guess I’m just bored lmao
When I found out someone else had watched this 10+ times in lockdown..........I f×××ing lost it
@@semonyx lol
you can trust her, she’s a mom
him
Michelle YOU CAN TRUST HER, SHE’S A MOM
The worst part of this is that she had to spend time in Scottsdale and Phoenix.
Especially Scottsdale jfc
@@djdoggynutellanutsack6766 Awww no, I love Arizona. Just not Scottsdale 😂
she didn't spend time in phonix tho, she lost time in phonix.
I dont know why this was in my recommend, but i legit thought this was a real woman with a deeper voice up until like 50 seconds in. The arms gave it away lmao
How?
@@dollors1 the hair
could be a trans woman
bruv i knew it was a dude from the thumbnail
"real woman"... you mean cisgender woman
I went through the whole skit thinking this was from SNL
jeremy J too good for SNL
ted1990 damn right
Idk why this came into my recommendations 4 years later but I’ve never been more appreciative. This is art.
You don't spend time in Phoenix, you LOSE time in Phoenix LMFAO so true.
Two what? YOU SHOT TWO WHAT?!
+KettiexD WE WANT TO KNOW
+KettiexD two moms
+KettiexD Two puppies... lol
Two glasses of the leading brand of orange juice
+KettiexD Two marijuanas. Say no to drugs.
This is some of the best writing and acting I've ever seen. I was pulled into this fictional world and I forgot about the fucking orange juice. You deserve your own show.
Cole featured in the Amy Sedaris show, At Home with Amy Sedaris. He is hilarious!
Cole featured in the Amy Sedaris show At Home with Amy Sedaris. He was hilarious! He was also in Difficult People with Billy Eichner
you don't spend time in phoenix. You lose time in phoenix.
0-100 real quick
Allison from Orphan Black
oh my gosh this was amazing
THE ACTING
If I had a kid they would absolutely be learning this monologue to audition for the 9th grade school play
I've watched this an alarming amount of times
That's hilarious! "I f**ing lost it"
This is Jason Bateman's Ozark plot before Ozark even existed.
I’ve watched this video like 10 times today. This is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
deadsy2005 same, it’s addicting
Happy Orange it is
This escalated from a commercial to a horror movie scene back to a commercial.
This is so disturbing.
Took me way too long to realize this was a man..... that being said.... who’s gonna tell her about the syrup?
This is PERFECT mom body language
This is beautiful! HAHA!
BUCK, I LOVE YOUUUUU!
Well, that took an unexpected turn or four.
I know that's a guy, but he's weirdly hot
I thought it was a woman, than I saw the hairy arms and I figured transgender, then I just realized crossdresser.
@@jrg305 or a costume?
@@jrg305 It's literally a costume for a comedy sketch???
By your logic 99% of actors are crossdressers lmao.
And yes, I agree with OP, they are a very beautiful human...
I knew it was a man, but that didn't stop my pp from getting hard
Came here after their interview with Seth Meyers cuz someone mentioned how funny it was and all I can say is, this was not at all what I expected lol. But it’s pure gold
This is absolutely brilliant.
+David Levitz Please upload the video if you're doing this haha
the writing in this thing is amazing. love you cole!
I’m from Phoenix and it’s true, we only lose time
" i took the plates off my honda and i just started driving" I FEEL THIS.
This is brilliant. The acting, writing and the filmmaking behind it are all amazing.
I’m dreaming about a Cole Escola-Kristen Wiig collab.
The acting is perfection. The gestures remind me of Alicia Silverstone in Clueless, and a bit of Drew Barrymore as well. I have watched this about twenty times already. Bravo!
This just came up on my recommended. No regrets.
Truely a work of art. Happy orange is the only drink I give my kids now
I own the same shirt.
+Bridget Stewart Target!
+Cole Escola Darn tootin'!
+Bridget Stewart lmao... 😂
the actor is secretly Ryland Adams and you can't change my mind.
I just realized, after watching this for the millionth time, that she yells out to her "boys", but then calls out to "Katie" about forgetting the pink backpack. I love stuff like that.
I mean...she could have three children, two boys and a girl. Or she could have seventeen non-binary children all named Katie!
Oh my god, I was hanging on every word. This is gonna have a million views by tomorrow
You had to wait four years, hows it going
Yeah still not at a million
@@Martel4 I was wrong but we got there in the end 👍
Tyler Oakley shared this on tumblr! How did I not know about you before? You're amazing!
this is the monologue I do for auditions
This is my favourite drag act I’ve ever seen
Always a good day to be reminded of Cole's brilliance.
When she held up a backpack and said “don’t forget your lunch,” I knew that this would be something like SNL
Cole if you still read these comments:
I've been following you since your early youtube days & am so happy to see you getting the success & recognition you deserve. Congrats doll! 💕
Giiiirrrrllll, I know the feeling. No shame! 😩😆🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
No but seriously, the amount of sugar in the average glass of bottled juice is SCARY AF, i'm talking practically soft-drink (soda) levels.
This was awesome btw.
Fruit juice is bullshit. At least while eating the fruit, the fiber makes so your insulin isn't pumped through the roof.
That’s why I always water it down when I get to half a cup. That and it reduces my acid reflex reactions and it makes the juice bottle last longer before the next grocery run.
Strangers With Candy was ahead of its time.
It's 2022 and this still haunts me, like the memories from Arizona
My grandma thought this was real lmao
i legit thought you were a 40 smth woman
Standing ovation.
I had to pause this from laughing so hard!!!!!! GENIUS WRITING
This is buried GOLD on RUclips. SO glad I found Cole's channel via Kaya's rec of Our Home Out West. Cole is by far one of the best modern comedy writers and actors I've found in a long time, and I'm LOOKING. I think a lot of comedians miss the nuances of performing these parts realistically which is the best way to match great writing and contrast outlandish situations like in these skits.
And here we are, RUclips Recommendations 2020
this took a turn and i loved every second of it
Please don't ask me how many times I've watched this. Oh lord it's so brilliant. Just saw Oh, Mary! on Broadway, and I'm having such a Cole Escola moment!! Thank you Cole!
What did I just watch!? I just want to live inside of his brain for a minute to soak in that chaotic energy that made such a disturbingly hilarious video. 😂😂
Why am I always late for everything? Bloody recommendations.
WHEN SHE JUST BLATANTLY JUMPED BACK INTO THE COMMERCIAL I DIED
“If I’m capable of that what else am I capable of” LOOOOL I’m in tearssss 😂😂😂😂
I would watch an entire series of this exact "commercial" with just different stories each time. The character of Ellen needs to be fleshed out in as many iterations as she needs to tell her whole story.
That aside, this was well done. Very well done.
this is +A content
I love a good mild mannered unhinged character. lol 😂
Where has this been all my mom life?
I have been looking for the video for 2.5 years and it still does not disappoint. Truly a work of art at its finest.
This is the type of stuff I’m gonna be doing when I graduate from theater school and I’m honestly not mad about it
I'm getting strong "Chicago" vibes from this mother...
"Two warning shots"
It's scary how good is Cole at dragging.
Cole, I have loved you since “Difficult People” and when I saw your beautiful face on “Search Party” and then realized you would own an entire season *I DIED*
Thank you for being brilliant and making me a happy orange. Love you🙋🏻♀️
I love how the groove ring commercials feel like a parody of this.
You win the Oscar for Best Mom
This still slaps and I am angry that Cole isn't a billionaire because this is a comic genius. Cole, John Early, Kate Berlant, Tim Robinson, Jessica Kirson, and Ashley Gavin are fucking top tier.
This masterpiece lives in my mind rent free baby.