Freaky Custard

[Intro]
Yeah, me and Freaky Barber, we in the mix
Buzzcuts and custard, we got tricks
Gettin' tubby like my hubby, let’s get freaky with it
[Chorus]
Super freaky buzzcuts, we takin' over town
Florida first, then the world, it’s going down
Bought the rights to Tubby Custard, made it freaky too
Plankton’s in the lab, mixing up the goo
[Verse 1]
Buzzing all around, clippers in our hand
Freaky Barber by my side, you know he’s the man
We changed the custard, added that flair
Brainwashin’ folks, they won’t even care
Plankton got the formula, it’s out of sight
Put it in the custard, make your mind just right
Buzzcuts on demand, it’s the new craze
We competing with Dr. Movie, in all the ways
[Chorus]
Super freaky buzzcuts, we takin' over town
Florida first, then the world, it’s going down
Bought the rights to Tubby Custard, made it freaky too
Plankton’s in the lab, mixing up the goo
[Verse 2]
Custard in your cup, take a sip, feel the change
Buzzcuts in your future, it’s all arranged
Gettin' tubby like my hubby, freaky and wild
We got the plan, taking over in style
Dr. Movie’s Milkshakes, yeah, they had their fun
But now it’s our time, we’re number one
Buzzing every head, from Miami to the Keys
Taking over the world, with the greatest ease
[Bridge]
Custard so sweet, got that secret twist
Plankton in the kitchen, you can’t resist
Brainwashin’ the masses, it’s our new game
Freaky Barber and yours truly, remember the name
[Chorus]
Super freaky buzzcuts, we takin' over town
Florida first, then the world, it’s going down
Bought the rights to Tubby Custard, made it freaky too
Plankton’s in the lab, mixing up the goo
[Outro]
From Florida to the globe, we won’t be stopped
Buzzcuts and custard, we’re on top
Me and Freaky Barber, the ultimate pair
We like Bonnie and Clyde, catch us if you dare