The Messed Up Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears | Fables Explained - Jon Solo
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- You spoke and I listened! Here's the second official episode of Fables Explained! Today we're breaking down the many, MANY versions of Goldilocks from throughout history! Have you heard them all? ಠ_ಠ
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Jon it says this is a private video.😭😭😭😥
Anime explained
Jon I don't know if you have done this yet, but could you do a Messed up Origins Fables Explained video on my favorite stories Hansel and Gretel or Puss and Boots?
Jon Solo, Lucy Locket (that girl who lost her pocket) is pretty interesting. These new videos are so cool. And the Mary Mary Quite Contrary nursery rhyme is quite well known, but it's still good
Please do, "There once was a man from Nantucket."
“We have an old hag who constantly swears! Isn’t that nice!” 😂😂😂
Sounds like my uncle or me when I'm talking
Things your aunt says when she tries to make the best of her mother-in-law coming over for dinner.
@@grootgroove9529
Anit that the damn truth
Read this just before he said it
Obviously Jon has been to a few too many bingo parlors.
the three bears' home, food, & property: *exists*
goldilocks: "it's free real estate-"
Accurate
Tell her dumb azz
i don’t think you need an apostrophe after bears as you know how many bears there are
Wolfz Music hey nothing wrong with putting effort into proper grammar 😂
Making a meme out of a kids show is more gold then a regular meme
Children's stories from way back when were a lot grittier than we are now because kids were a lot less innocent. Think about it: kids saw executions as public entertainment, saw severed heads on spikes along the sides of bridges, overheard their parents having sex (people often lived in one room houses and the entire family slept in the same bed), saw animals and people giving birth, and were surrounded by death all the time. Kids were a lot less sheltered then. No wonder kids stories from the days of yore are so messed up
I would never let my kid if I was living back then witness such violence evil and witchcraft
@@MelB868 be glad you don't live back then in that case and didn't have kids back then...kids witnessing executions and births and deaths was a part of life back then. People and animals giving birth, public executions, corpses of condemned criminals in gibbeting cages, dumping pails of piss into the streets, people dead from diseases that are easily treatable today...they were facts of life. Maybe comes across as evil by today's standards and is definitely unfortunate but back then it merely was a harsh reality and there was't a whole lot they could do about it. Relativism.
vitaminanime animals giving is okay but not exuctions witchcraft or seeing me and their dad you know doing what married people do
@@MelB868 it's not like kids were forced to watch their parents doing it or that their parents made a spectacle of it, and i'm sure adults would try to find time alone but there wasn't much concept of privacy. When you have a family of twelve and a cow living under one small roof there will not be much privacy. As it was, seeing executions was like going to the movies and bodies of condemned criminals was a warning and there was't a whole lot anyone could do about it. It was a cultural norm and a social norm. Not saying any of this was good but that was just a way of life and people didn't know any different.(and what does witchcraft have to do with any of this as witchcraft was very much frowned upon)
You want your kids to see you fuck your spouse and watch peoples heads get cut off? Cause if you think that was a good thing to show kids back in the days to "prepare them for the real world", then you really have to look over your morals
About "Suitable for children" I remembered a very popular song that I sang when I was a girl, called "Alicia va en el coche", and it's about a girl who is going to meet her parents in a car, her aunt fixes her hair with a crystal comb, and she has gold ornaments and glass orchids. The song ends by saying that Alicia was dead ... And she was being prepared to be taken to the cemetery and "meet her parents." And I used to sing it since I was 4 years old, and I just realized the meaning when I was 16 years old (even tho it clearly says "Alice is dead, they are going to bury her") . But unconsciously it prepared you for not to think of death as something sad.
Sounds more like desensitization.
@@fightingmedialounge519 Yeah I was going to say sounds more like, "Hey! Death is normal! Death is fun!" Lol
@@queerlibtardhippie9357 well, Mexican culture has a much different attitude towards death than that of the US. Las Dias de la Muerte is a real thing that they do every year to take the sting out of death.
Bruh
@@queerlibtardhippie9357 Death may not be fun, but it is normal and natural.
So Goldilocks is actually an old lady...better make that Silverlocks as she may have gray hair.
kirby march Barcena Lol!
How is a bed too soft
I actually have a book with that version of the story! 😉
Quince McCloud
I can answer that. As for me, a mattress that sinks in too much actually hurts my back after a while so I need a firm mattress.
@Nicky-Knocks !*sees pfp*
*aggressive what'd I miss humming*
The old lady was implied to be a witch. People back then thought witches could not burn and could not drown....
No they didn't. They burned witches at the stake all the time back then. And you're kinda right about the drowning thing except it was because the pure water would reject a witch and she would float all the way on top like laying on ice.
@@onewingedangelsephiroth1561 Ironically during the anglo saxon era it was the opposite where the weight of their sins dragged them under
@@onewingedangelsephiroth1561 The best part was that if she sank, she drowned, but was declared innocent. If she was able to keep afloat, she was declared guilty and burned at the stake It was kind of a no-win situation.
True
Hansel and Gretel who went to the candy house pushed the witch into the oven to kill her, which in retrospect now with the story being German doesn't age well after 1945.
You forgot the most significant goldilocks story. The one with....
SOMEBODY TOUCH MY SPAGHET
R/B The Toku Hufflepuff OOF
Oh no i was trying to avoid that
Lol. That was funny.
R/B The Toku Hufflepuff dang it, you beat me to it
I watch Grandday's version
I know there was one version of Goldilocks where after seeing the bears she jumps out the window, gets caught by a tree branch then snaps her neck.
Wtf??? I get times were different, but how the fuck is that a satisfying ending?
@@queerlibtardhippie9357 because she was a burglar and a thief.. Old school justice??
@@feleciaclemons5074 Real justice is a 3 hour monologue about them torturing her. Like, the story just ends after the neck snap? Lol
@@queerlibtardhippie9357 yes, my ending is kind of anticlimactic, yours is wayyy better!!!😂😂😂😂
gluten free bleach idk, real justice is her getting shot by the father bear
*Fables/Fairy Tales Explained Ideas:*
Hansel and Gretel
Jack and Jill
Mary, Mary Quite Contrary
The Boy Who Cried Wolf
The Tortoise and The Hare
The Gingerbread Man
The Golden Touch
Little Red Riding Hood/ Litte Red Cap
I would love to hear Hansel and Gretel
When I read "Mary, Mary" I thought of "Johnny ,johnny' for some reason 😂
Yes please!
@@essencet4175 mary mary eating sugar
no papa
mary mary telling lies
I second these suggestions!!!!! :)
Hmmm. The fact the old lady wouldn't burn or couldn't drown might even suggest she may have been a witch, since throwing people in deep water was one method of determining they were witches in medieval times.
Can you cover the messed up origins of Little Red Riding Hood?
Asian Potato that story is realy messed up.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I know four versions of that one. The one everyone knows, the Brothers Grimm version, the apparent original version which is surprisingly darker than the Grimm version, and a parody version that is attempting to explain where did werewolves come from (if you get my drift).
Zim Vader0017 oh sweet lord no
I heard of that one. That the grandma was a werewolf
Her version was brutal, but I still can't help but to go "awww" over her taking the time to craft a book with ilustrations and everything for her nephew.
You've talked about The Three Pigs, and now the Three Bears. If you now talk about Little Red Riding Hood, you'll have completed the trifecta of stories my grandma used to tell me.
and what about three blind mice? What was the bit with the triads?
The version I was raised with had a lost Goldilocks wandering for days, starving in the woods. She came across a house and priceded to help herself. The bears returned and felling sorry for her, took care of her. The End. I mentioned end this to a friend who said that's the same version shed heard. Maybe its a K.CMO thing
When I heard the story, Goldilocks was a lost and hungry little girl and when the bears found her they were kind to her and let her live with them
When I first heard the story she was ate. The bears got her and ate her
That's my favourite version.
Puss in Boots The Last Wish
Yay, what if he starts doing stories on the nursery song like, Ring around the Rosy😱
oh no
Pretty sure he has but it was called something a little different. Was a series of nursery rhymes
Might have been someone else, I can’t find the video. I remember binging a bunch one night and seeing it though 🤷🏻♀️ guess it could have been someone else mixed in with similar videos though
Stephanie Mullins you may have seen the video from Matthew Santoro. To my knowledge, John has not done a video like that. However, it would be extremely interesting if he did. Honestly I would love to see that.
Black Death. Posies were thought to ward it off. Ashes were actually achoo. It's seriously screwed up. Hearing him break it down further would be nice.
“Somebody toucha my spaghet” - Italian Bear 2017
It did not start in 2017
Also your name is master Jedi but you have the link logo... was kinda hoping for that to be the rebel logo
I played to much of these and ruined my girlfriend and I’s relationship. I guess I’m now a solo solo cup ;)
*too *girlfriend’s *my
@@anothercreator7433 actually he used "girlfriend" correctly
@@anothercreator7433 eh, "my girlfriend and my" sounds awkward- it would be better to say: "me and my girlfriend's" or "my relationship with my girlfriend"
Shit. If youtbe videos ruined you and ur girlfriend's relationship. You're probably better off... u probably dodged a 40.cal bullet with that one..
ZERO just ignore these replies your comment is correct English except for the 'to' who cares tbh
Your a good youtuber creetings from the netherlands
Thank you! Greetings to you from the United States!
I would ❤️ to see all versions of the three bears.
Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh....wtf
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Michael Oluwajuyemi I do for bed for the Bear family because Golden locks Broke in their house even know no one was home ! When I was little I hear that story and I always want to know why she did that in the first place !
@@sarahjoponziolifeteamprinc6060
My favorite version is Scrapefoot the Fox and The Three Bears Scrapefoot is better.
I sure wish Scrapefoot had more stories about him.
I like Foxes and my favorite is the Red Fox.
I heard that the three bears adopted Goldilocks and later on they became a crime family.
You could say she hit the orphan lottery.
@Emperortime not bad for a low-rent Cinderella.
The version I was something of a hybrid of the old versions and the new. The protagonist was a young blonde child, named Goldylocks, the bears were a family, named Father-Bear, Mother-Bear, and Young-Bear, and the tale was all from her point of view. She was always described as a rather unpleasant child, 'a little brat' was the phrase my father would use, and the story started with her watching the bears house, hidden from them by thick foliage, she entered the house as soon as they left.
In the version I heard, the porridge bit and the chairs bit was always lumped together - with the chairs being set around the table -, Young-Bear's chair would collapse as soon as Goldilocks had finished the porridge. Plus, Goldylocks' complaints about the porridge were; Father-Bear's is too salty, and Mother-Bear's was too sweet, with Young-Bear's being 'just right' because it was a perfect balance between sweet and salty. Further, this whole section was extended as Goldylocks decided that, if she mixed Mother-Bear's and Father-Bear's porridge together, the resulting mix would be just like Young-Bear's, this worked and she ate the two other helpings - after which the chair broke, which was explained by Goldylocks' becoming to heavy for it after eating so much.
Goldylocks would then go upstairs, in-order to sleep off her large meal, she would go through the 'too hard... too soft... just right' rigmarole with the beds and fall asleep in Young-Bear's bed. The bears would then return, and finds that they had been robbed, this would get them very angry. They would search for the intruder, Young-Bear crying for a bit after discovering that his chair had been broken, and, of course, find her in the bedroom. The bears, all of them having had their breakfasts stolen, would kill and eat Goldylocks - without waking her - cutting some of her flesh into strips and frying it for bacon - a meal which they found satisfying. They would also sell Goldylocks' clothes, and remaining meat, at the market; in order to pay for a new chair for Young-Bear.
It seems the version I heard was a hybrid including some of the traits of the more modern version, the darkness of the older version, and a certain degree of creative license. I needn't add that this was my favourite story while growing up.
😎
So awesome
The version that I read when I was a kid ended with "and the bears gobbled her up", or something like that. It's been a very long time since I read that story.
I had a Goldilocks and the 3 bears book, but in it the ending was very different. The bears saw that it was a little girl and felt too sorry to eat her so they let her go. To their surprise she became very good friends with the son and was always welcome at their house.
I am loving this series!! Can't wait for more! Keep doing whatcha doing :D
You sexy dead gay meme 🤣
Vixen also referred to a loose female.a homewrecker.could it have been the woman took advantage of the three men and was discovered in the bed of the third? And punished ?
😏 punished eh?
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
then has regretti
You should do one on jack jumping over a candle stick. I'd love to see where that one originated from and if there was more than one version. Also i love your videos.😍💖
I think you should do messed up origin Into the woods edition. Like, explain the disney version, then the into the woods version.
R/B The Toku Hufflepuff wait I don’t think into the Woods was based on a specific fairytale. Unless you mean the musical but he doesn’t really do musicals and you can probably find the difference between the movie and the musical in another video or online. Though it would be fun and the musical is definitely darker than the movie.
oh no. I mean compare the disney/fable version with the into the woods version. For example, compare the disney cinderella with the into the woods cinderella or the silly symphony litle red riding hood with the into the woods one.
Into the woods is a musical telling a 3 or 4 in 1 story that is REALLY based on Grimm's fairytales, which those are pretty messed up yknow, except at the part when they all meet each other
Yes but with the stage show, not the Disney movie!
Yah that’s actually true cuz into the woods stayed quite true to the original tales.
*_Somebody toucha my spaghet!_*
Yes
SOMEBODY TUCHA' MY SPAGGET' !!!
"Kids need to prepare for this dark messed up world" - anyone before 1900
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD NEEDS TO BE NEXT
Watch Into The Woods that version is already really messed up
@@serii1588
And the only good part about it is Johnny Depp as the wolf.
I also like with the Eleanor Muir version how the ending sticks with the rule of 3. 3 attempts to punish her until they get it “just right”
What happen to the old lady?
Marv: Maybe she committed suicide... -Home Alone Reference-
hahaha I can see Joe Pesci's disapproving face 😑😆
Lol! I love home alone!
May I ask if you can do...
Alice in Wonderland or Wizard of Oz?
They are my two favourite movies.
I like my childhood to be destroyed.
Thank you, have a nice day.
Yaas
But why?
RUMPLESTILLSKIN !!!!!! Please be so good there are some real messed up versions love your series so much keep up the amazing work can’t get enough of them ☠️p.s I hope I spelt that right lol x
The meaning of the name alone.....
The nostalgia 📈
Horror Movie:
A little girl wanders in the woods
Contacts Beasts ( Animals )
Dies
Hello and thank you for doing the messed up series. I was wondering if you would do a messed up
Origins of Red rose and Snow White it is one of my favorites and it is pretty messed up all by itself. I have asked before but i understand you have a lot of requests thanks again
I was thinking about my version of goldilocks and the 3 bears, goldilocks came to the house because she's homeless after she ran away from her abusive mother, papa bear (peter bear) was a brave and strong bear, mama bear (mary bear) was a kind bear, baby bear (Benjamin bear) was a smart and clever bear, the 3 bears are retired mascots, at the end goldilocks's abusive mother was arrested, thanks to Benjamin bear, and goldilocks and the 3 bears lived happily ever after
Jon, have you ever read the series of graphic novels, "Fables", by Bill Willingham? Not a request for a video or anything, but since story evolution is clearly a passion for you, you might really like the series if you haven't tried them.
The books follow a hidden community of characters from fairy tales and nursery rhymes, long after they've escaped their war ravaged homelands, as they try to survive day to day in our real world. I highly recommend them to you or any fans of these videos. Your series title reminded me.
My favorite edition was Warner Bros. The Bear's Tale where Tex Avery voicing Papa Bear is climbing the stairs saying he knows a robber isn't up there, just a little tiny girl named Goldilocks; he read that story last week in Reader's Digest. Then he laughed that famous Tex Avery laugh.
What about the version where the baby bear comes home alone and discovers Goldilocks and wants to give her a kiss, which she refuses, then Mama and Papa Bear come home and gets the wrong idea and forces Goldilocks to marry the Baby bear with a shotgun because they're good Christians.
How about the story behind "Hansel and Gretel"?
_There are bears that can operate shotguns?!?_
Monroville-I suppose that if bears can own houses, sit in chairs, lay in beds and eat porridge from a bowl, they can operate shotguns. Just don't remind them that the South lost the war...
Omfg is does that version really exist?!
Sarah Sofian Original-Only in my admittingly demented imagination...
Todshi you are weird
Maybe goldilox was just following in her grandmother silverhairs footsteps
This series is the most beautiful thing ever, like dude, you need more subscribers
My grandpa told be two versions: One where she escaped and one where the girl was eaten by the bears
Friend: how would you describe yourself
Me: A brother's Grimm story
"Third time's the charm" is what I call "The Goldilocks Effect"
A few days ago I thought to myself "Man these Jon Solo video's are great. It's gonna SUCK ASS when he runs out of disney stories to explain......." and then I realized that you are now doing fables, too.
It has made me very happy to imagine you'll be around for basically as long as you *want* to be, instead of simply running out of material.
You look like a young Adam Sandler. I like your channel. ^__^
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Keep in mind that most kids who grew up in the era that many of these stories were first told would have been exposed to death on a day to day basis. The life expectancy was less than 30 years, not because people got old before age 30, but because a high percentage of children died before age 5. Nearly every child would have personally witnessed multiple siblings dying of this or that sickness, or from accidents, as modern safety standards were nonexistent at the time. Thus, they would have been far more jaded to the often extremely grim content of the stories than modern kids would be.
Thumbelina next
Okay, bears living in a house aside, who decides to leave their dinner and their unlocked house for a walk just because the food is too hot? I'm not bashing the story, it's a classic and I enjoy parodies like the Simpsons, but when you think about it, somethings don't add up, especially when the simplest thing to do is blow on your food.
When I was a kid my dad told me that they ended up being friend after she said sorry
Aww lol
Lovin this new series!! The Boy who cried wolf would be cool to see!
Please do Rikki-Tikki-Tavi or John Henry next
YESSSSSS
Love rikki tikki tavi
John Henry had a Disney short
John Henry is a great story!
Please do the messed up origins of Bewitched Dancing Red Shoes, Steadfast Tin Soldier and Porcelain Vivandiere, Peter and the Wolf, and Johnny Appleseed.
Papa Bear: Somebody touched ma spagett!!!!!!
You should do one of little red ridding hood if you haven't already
My 6.5 year old son enjoys these. However, he points his finger and says it side to side, in a "No No way!" (He has two older teenage siblings, and I have said what he will repeat to you.)
"Passing out means close to death, not just tired!"
Lol, meaning intoxicated or drugged, but simply not Just tired!"
Obviously, we have a less than censored household, but even my six year old disagrees with how you speak of Goldie being simply tired. Hahah...
My favourite thing about the Simpsons version is when she decides to pour the cold porridge into the hot porridge😂
Yeah, the "original" version I knew of was where the bears ate Goldilocks. I hadn't heard of the other versions until I watched this vid.
So the second old lady was a witch
As a kid I was only allowed to read the dark or the justification version
Like Goldie locks: she had to fix the chair and make a new bowl of portage or the grim one basically the bears eating her
Three pigs: them getting eaten or 2 get eaten and the one that worked the hardest would’ve survived
I grew up with a very different childhood
"SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!!?""
Now that I think about it, if there is a Mama and papa bear, why don't they sleep in the same bed? They have a child but, don't sleep in the same bed?
Please do Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel and Gretel for Fables Explained
In the Dutch version the bears became angry, so she started to cry. Than the bears had sympathy for her, she became friends with them. And visit them once in a while to play with babybear
I love messed up origins. Thank you Jon Solo for captivating our minds with each show ☺️☺️
My (Scottish) Grandmother told me a version (which IMO makes more sense): instead of three bowls of porridge (made at the same time) being three different temperatures--it was too salt, too sweet and just right. A riff off the [Scottish?] question of porridge with salt or honey or both. :) Anyone else ever hear that one?
My favourite version of goldilocks is the one where she goes to the emerald city to study at hogwarts and falls in love with belle from beauty and the beast
Sooo, in that version she's a wizard lesbian from Kansas? Intriguing!
@@thehackingburger3002 I genuinely can't tell if you got my reference or not but nice comment regardless!
@@hamstersandwich9917
Aside from the obvious references, no I apparently didn't. But thank you nonetheless! :)
@@thehackingburger3002 I was referencing a show called RWBY where all the characters are based on fairytale character, so while the character I'm referring to isn't actually a lesbian wizard from Kansas, the parallels still stands
@@hamstersandwich9917
Oh! Now I feel dumb. I know RWBY well! Somehow I didn't get the connection... LOL! Good one!
And in a recent Dreamworks movie, she's adopted into the crime family. :P
Woah new series! And I love the background color! Purple is my favorite color 💜
I always felt so bad for Baby Bear. He lost his food, his chair, and someone took his bed. Like poor guy.
4.45 the old lady looks like Rick from Rick and Morty.
Can you please do a messed up origins frozen? That is a messed up story....
From a coloring book, I remember the ending being Goldilocks apologizing and going out to collect berries for the bears
I just found you're channel on 1/24/19 and cannot stop watching. Great content, love the messed origins video's. Keep up the good work and great content!!!
Noticed the Florida tan! Another great video
Now that I think about it, I’ve never heard an ending to this story. My child mind always assumed they ate her.
Please do the messed up origins of Pocahontas and Anastasia Romanov
Pocahontas was already done :)
@@rivermistfae what do you think about The Messed Up Origins Of Street Fighter or Dragon Ball
I know this is three years old, and literally no one will EVER see this comment lol - but I am just so happy you stopped calling your followers “Solo Cups” haha 😆🤦🏻♂️
That shit was all kinds of cringe.
Like when Gen Z’ers say “Bruh” or “r/whoosh” to me lol.
These stories were meant to teach lessons to children. Life was much harsher.
You missed the "most significant" version (:P) - Roald Dahl's version which points out that Goldilocks should have been arrested and points out her crimes of unlawful entry, burglary and vandalism (and failing to remove her dirty shoes before getting into baby-bear's bed...)
Firs
how did you beat me ಠ_ಠ
Don’t know
Ah, yes, the enduring Firs... a genus of 48-56 species of evergreen coniferous trees in the family Pinaceae. Lovely specimens.
There was a Monkees episode (goggle the Monkees if you don’t know what I’m taliking about) that did a spoof of fairytales. Goldilocks (Micky Dolenz) Runs screaming, “Help me! Oh Help me woodsman! The two bears are chasing me!” The woodsman (Davy Jones) asks, “Two bears? I thought there were three bears?” To which Goldilocks responds, “Yeah, well Papa Bear kinda wanted me to stiick around.”
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET??!!
You know, we take these stories for granted and don't really give them much thought because they're basically woven into our culture at this point, but when you hear the background and the evolution of them, the spell of familiarity is broken, and you're left wondering one thing. What were the people of bygone eras smoking in order to come up with this stuff?
Im early for once in my life
My papa told the tale of the spoiled wicked girl. Basically everything is about the same the bears needed to let their food cool because it got too hot sitting near the stove while they observed the sabbath and the ending. Enjoy.
"When the spoiled girl woke and saw the bears she screamed! Jumping out of the bed she grabbed the fireplace poker and threatened the bears with it while calling them bad names. The constable was driving by with the priest for the Sunday evening visit with the good Christian bear family and from the buggy heard the wicked commotion coming from inside the home.Running inside he found the Ma bear crying into her kerchief, baby bear trying to glue his broken chair and wood solider back together, and Pa bear trying to calm the wicked spoiled girl child while she beat him over the head and back with the poker.The constable took hold of the spoiled girl and shook her till her head flopped side to side and she dropped the poker soundly on the floor.He then decided that for her crimes and wickedness she should be hanged like the criminal she was and dragged her outside to his buggy, got a length of rope and was fastening a tree for the girl when Ma bear cried out "Oh have mercy on the little heathen's soul! For her only true crime is being raised by those who spoiled her with too much sweet and fasted her too long on life's salt!" Weeping pitifully the spoiled child looked to the priest who then spoke."Sunday is the Lord's day and it would be a far greater crime to hang this spoiled child today. Give her over to the sister nuns who will shorn her hair and teach her the life of working in the Lord's ways for the rest of her life as payment for her wickedness and make her good and wholesome. "Unfortunately the spoiled child liked the idea of that less than the idea of the rope and cried out "Constable it is no crime to hang me on Monday!" And so the spoiled girl went to her fate choosing wickedness over repentance. The end."
Papa bear walks in house slaps forehead "SOME BODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!"
Okay so Jon is a really smart guy, you can see that just by the way he talks and that’s all okay if you’re like super ugly BUT JON IS SO FUCKING HOT GOSHHHH😍😍😍😍
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET
"Unlike the modern tale, the Southey version opens from the Bears' perspective." *Unlike?* 99% of the versions of this that I heard as a child opened from the Bears' perspective.
Yay!! Another creepy origins ^^
Humpty Dumpty Appeared in Puss in Boots 2011 As The Main Antagonist and In The Movie Adaptation Of Alice Thwrought The Looking Glass
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
lol when I was a kid, I was told by my Russian mother "the three bears" story where they did punish the intruder quite harshly xD but later was introduced to the current modern "Goldilocks" version through a TV show which's name translates to : " I got a story in my pocket"... apparently, some countries still have the old scary versions being told to kids till these days =w= and I plan to tell them to my kids when I get them xD
Jon’s comedy is so underrated
Maybe that was how the bears hunted. I can't imagine bears eating porridge. So they set up bowels of porridge that all have some kind of sedative in them.
Some rude person comes by, eats the porridge and getting sleepy finds a bed. Then the bears come back and eat the intruder without guilt knowing only a bad person would fall into the trap.