How to EASILY become a Billionaire

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @Seoul_Soldier
    @Seoul_Soldier Год назад +4830

    As a person who became independently wealthy by selling military secrets on War Thunder, I can confirm that this video works!

    • @Max-ek4dn
      @Max-ek4dn Год назад +177

      Poser! Real ones post them to win arguments 😎

    • @brazil_is_a_africa538
      @brazil_is_a_africa538 Год назад +50

      I got some documents about the mirage 2000 going for 500k if u wanna put in a bid (just dont tell the government)

    • @hwasassidechick
      @hwasassidechick Год назад +34

      @@Max-ek4dn I am ashamed that I am so chronically online that I get the "reference".

    • @Yootlander
      @Yootlander Год назад +15

      @@hwasassidechick Is that not just jack the dripper? I thought everybody knew that unless it's a different story you're talking about.

    • @cheeselordthe11th47
      @cheeselordthe11th47 Год назад +1

      R73 missile leak when🤨

  • @jlp11889
    @jlp11889 Год назад +3318

    I've realized my two kids are standing in the way of my billionaire status, so I sold them and am now $50 closer. Thanks, Tugg.

    • @OgdenM
      @OgdenM Год назад

      Who the f was dumb enough to buy your kids for 50?

    • @charlesdickens4286
      @charlesdickens4286 Год назад +159

      You only got 50 dollars for both of them? You could have negotiated for 200 dollars each easily

    • @dampclown
      @dampclown Год назад +74

      should've watched his video about selling body parts on the black market smh my head

    • @charlesdickens4286
      @charlesdickens4286 Год назад

      @@dampclown what now?

    • @jlp11889
      @jlp11889 Год назад +45

      @@charlesdickens4286 Shoot, you're right. Time to grab a bat and renegotiate.

  • @luthorr000
    @luthorr000 Год назад +1772

    as a fellow billionaire, i can confirm this is how it is done

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats Год назад +15

      Show me your ways oh wise one

    • @Alltime2050
      @Alltime2050 Год назад +27

      @@AikiraBeats The first thing you have to do is get a billion dollars.

    • @ngf5077
      @ngf5077 Год назад

      I just hate poor people

    • @AUF18
      @AUF18 Год назад +2

      @@Alltime2050 Omg 🤣

    • @shrubbie69
      @shrubbie69 Год назад

      gimme moneh plz

  • @active8
    @active8 Год назад +828

    Gotta love tugg slowly realising how insane being a billionaire actually is lol

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Год назад +12

      I guess he would know

    • @__m-a-x__
      @__m-a-x__ Год назад

      Living as a billionaire is like living in a different dimension. Nothing applies to them and nobody sees what they really do. Google Robert Maxwell.

  • @gunner_melon445
    @gunner_melon445 Год назад +785

    Step one: have money
    Step two: get more money
    Step 3: be born rich
    Step 4(optional): invest heavily into Tuggs channel

  • @-user_redacted-
    @-user_redacted- Год назад +599

    0:38 he said it like it's a joke but it's literally true. The wealth disparity now is legitimately greater than it has ever been in recorded history.

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Год назад

      And yet quality of life is higher for 90% of the world's population than it has ever been.
      Statistics are funny fucking thing...

    • @amiyrbarclift1640
      @amiyrbarclift1640 Год назад +45

      That part had me falling out. Practically a fourteen century peasant

    • @dontgetmarried
      @dontgetmarried Год назад +9

      The 1920s were actually worse under the Robber Barons

    • @moritz584
      @moritz584 Год назад +18

      Yeah he says a lot of true things like jokes, it’s part of the style

    • @LarryVasquez82
      @LarryVasquez82 Год назад +3

      Idk why it's a bad thing as long as they earn it.
      Most billionaires are tied to their investment, it's not liquid asset.

  • @JoseRodriguez-dx4pb
    @JoseRodriguez-dx4pb Год назад +257

    Lol an ex coworker of mine when asked "how do you sleep at night with so much debt?", he'd answer, " I sleep wonderfully, they're the ones who want the money"

    • @JustaLocalLLC
      @JustaLocalLLC 7 месяцев назад +10

      Top tier

    • @spiritualru2364
      @spiritualru2364 5 месяцев назад +6

      You lol that. That man is debt NOT free!!!!!!

    • @scene247
      @scene247 3 месяца назад +3

      Well it don't get more sigma than that.

  • @willywallyb2379
    @willywallyb2379 Год назад +144

    10:08 the point is that it IS almost impossible to become a billionaire without legal loopholes and a system designed to help wealthy people grow their wealth. The reason "old money" exists is becuase it's so effective, they never have to work a day in their lives since the money's already made

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 3 месяца назад +1

      Nothing is wrong with it, OBVIOUSLY not everyone is meant to be a billionare.
      Doesnt mean you cant still get rich enough that you dont have to worry about money.
      Plus take it from a guy who had experience with wealth, these things grow exponentially. Making your first debt-free disposable 10k is much harder than making your first debt-free disposable million bucks afterwards.

    • @scottandrews947
      @scottandrews947 Месяц назад +3

      @@bronzejourney5784 Don't be a class traitor and simp for billionaires. It's not a good look

    • @lu3829
      @lu3829 25 дней назад +2

      ​@@bronzejourney5784Nah, there's definitely something wrong with it. I appreciate generational wealth and being able to provide a good life for your children, but nobody can realistically spend a billion dollars. There comes a point where value is lost when acquiring that much money.

  • @prasun911
    @prasun911 Год назад +286

    As a small business owner.. the existential dread you feel when you realize how some people got it too easy for too less of a work... It's real af

    • @Ericasvinyl
      @Ericasvinyl Год назад +26

      That and watching others who don’t give a fuck about their passion for what they do, make so much more money and rise higher. It’s maddening

    • @Aldo4432
      @Aldo4432 Год назад +8

      Meritocracy my ass

    • @PJBlick
      @PJBlick Месяц назад

      @@Aldo4432 Remember, it's not what you know, but who you know!
      (Murrican "dream" my ass)

  • @JojoStarmaster
    @JojoStarmaster Год назад +135

    As a Furry Artist, i can confirm that u wont believe how much people are willing to spend on a drawing of Wolfes eating hamburgers

    • @Bearclawepic
      @Bearclawepic 6 месяцев назад +12

      As a not fury artist there is and always will be a dark part of my brain in the very back
      It gets louder every day
      And it yells at me to draw a wolf eating hamburgers

    • @GleamDrawz
      @GleamDrawz 6 месяцев назад +7

      As a dumb poor normal artist, *is it truly worth it? Will people really pay me?*

  • @chriswho4232
    @chriswho4232 Год назад +110

    A RUclips vid that actually pulls off satire for the whole thing... Goddamn, he's a genius.

  • @EliHudson-b1r
    @EliHudson-b1r Год назад +2210

    Tugg never fails to rip out our lungs and eat them 😊
    Edit: when your comment gets a lot of likes don’t be a cringey ass bot and say “ma I’m famous” or “OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES” you’re not cool or talented, you’re just lucky.

  • @turboplatinum
    @turboplatinum 9 месяцев назад +24

    Tried this and the bank reclaimed my house, but I have a Gucci Belt so i am 1 step closer to reaching that billionare status, thank you Tugg

  • @Kitterallynepetaleijon
    @Kitterallynepetaleijon Год назад +710

    Tugg never fails to scoop out our eyeballs, stuff us with vegetables and duck feathers, gut us, and serve us instead of a turkey at the dinner table😊

    • @maaz4354
      @maaz4354 Год назад +12

      Got it, thanks

    • @Personb-yt7hu
      @Personb-yt7hu Год назад +4

      Hes so cool his shirt badge is magic!

    • @jaredbowers9503
      @jaredbowers9503 Год назад +6

      Above average Tugglet spotted

    • @sillybunny985
      @sillybunny985 Год назад +8

      idk why some of these replys are so confused, like come on, is that not normal for them?? 😭😭

    • @EliHudson-b1r
      @EliHudson-b1r Год назад +2

      This guy literally copied my comment 💀

  • @Ratking665
    @Ratking665 Год назад +28

    Bigtugg, the only influencer to call me a 14th century peasant

  • @EyedMite
    @EyedMite Год назад +326

    Awww big tug ! As a fellow communications graduate I applaud you for using your presentation skills us comms majors had to use all the time with our presentations! Another great video!

  • @TrixyMartens
    @TrixyMartens Год назад +16

    If it makes you feel better, the "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!" joke made me laugh out loud.

  • @Karrot123
    @Karrot123 Год назад +89

    i drop everything i’m doing every time biggtugg uploads, i could be saving the world and i would stop to watch this video.
    edit: dang at least 50 people are unreliable if the world decides to end on a saturday, that’s concerning

  • @Unarddeg
    @Unarddeg Год назад +49

    If tugg were a finance guru I would go into dept giving him so much money

    • @Zowayix93
      @Zowayix93 Год назад +9

      Which dept? I'm an outdoor furniture guy myself.

    • @Joeschmoe2468ten
      @Joeschmoe2468ten Год назад +1

      Dept? Department of ?

  • @theanti-clique4294
    @theanti-clique4294 Год назад +33

    This deserves to hit RUclips Trending this was phenomonal! Definitely my favorite Tugg video

  • @HabitualThinker
    @HabitualThinker Год назад +38

    This guide was so helpful! I bought out the entirety of Rhode Island, and am now turning it into a militarized state!

    • @Zowayix93
      @Zowayix93 Год назад +5

      "Now", as in ""NOW" now"? I don't see the tanks yet. How much time have I got to get the fuck out?

    • @persom1235
      @persom1235 Год назад +5

      @@Zowayix93 9 minutes

  • @garfunkl0
    @garfunkl0 Год назад +517

    So nice of tucker to give us plebeian tugglets a chance at reaching the very real wealth and status he has! ❤

    • @LezbollahMothra
      @LezbollahMothra Год назад +13

      Plebeian Tugglet sounds like a really good sex move

    • @Impo8816
      @Impo8816 Год назад +2

      @@LezbollahMothra WHY IS THIS TRUE THO

    • @smallst8
      @smallst8 Год назад +2

      Tugglet is something I never want to hear or read ever again.

  • @lopokikiop
    @lopokikiop Год назад +283

    As a person who became a billionaire thanks to this video, i can confirm that it works

    • @Beans.on.toast.
      @Beans.on.toast. Год назад +4

      You can’t have even watched the video 💀💀

    • @ohlag-
      @ohlag- Год назад +9

      @@Beans.on.toast. he definetly watched the video

    • @Totally_NOTREAL
      @Totally_NOTREAL Год назад +15

      @@Beans.on.toast. he wouldn’t be a billionaire if he didn’t watch it he had to have

    • @lopokikiop
      @lopokikiop Год назад

      @@Beans.on.toast. i paid him 400 dollars for his course. The fact that he’s posting it for free for you all is the ultimate act of kindness. if you don’t use it you’ll miss out on a lot

    • @wilhelmbuzzkyll
      @wilhelmbuzzkyll Год назад +5

      Billionaires can time travel

  • @homieinahood
    @homieinahood Год назад +27

    You never disappoint tugg, from the hook to the editing to the ending great job man!

  • @mancer239
    @mancer239 Год назад +56

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF POVERTY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

  • @JD-qq8fz
    @JD-qq8fz Год назад +25

    The 'uh oh' face at 10:19 is absolutely golden

  • @kirbyd
    @kirbyd Год назад +47

    really well written and delivered . best video yet. you definitely deserve to be a thousandaire.

  • @AngelTorres-l1i
    @AngelTorres-l1i Год назад +20

    I did everything that you said and now I am a billionaire. Thanks for all the help.

  • @blacktrack1014
    @blacktrack1014 Год назад +6

    Tugg never fails to appear behind you and as you turn to look at him mysterious floating letters appear above your head, spelling out "Finish Him!"

  • @sanchitagolder
    @sanchitagolder Год назад +7

    6:51 taylor swift saying “the best people in life are free” in ‘new romantics’ makes so much sense now

  • @normtron
    @normtron Год назад +290

    Tugg never fails to spread our cheeks and fill us up with content 😊😊😊

  • @thryi
    @thryi Год назад +11

    Tugg lookin like he's operating off of 3 hours of sleep and still busting out bangers 🤣

  • @riverman9040
    @riverman9040 Год назад +3

    I like this style where you’re playing more of a character than usual. It would be cool to see more of it in the future

  • @queencec314
    @queencec314 Год назад +10

    6:15 Gotta love those Phineas and Ferb jokes

  • @tvav69
    @tvav69 10 месяцев назад +3

    I received a small loan from my father in the 70s and parleyed it into a definite grift where I screwed over so many people. I became rich by making others suffer. Now that it’s my turn for payback, a bunch of MAGGATS are gonna pay to get me outa trouble by buying these great Bibles I’m selling. Success story!!

  • @hungryhippo09
    @hungryhippo09 Год назад +17

    Just here to help boost Big Tugg's channel with the bare minimum of effort so that he too might one day become a billionaire. Or, at the very least, afford a haircut.

  • @katwinabee
    @katwinabee Год назад +24

    this is the perfect video to listen to while viciously avoiding eye contact at the grocery store

  • @Daily-Aayat
    @Daily-Aayat Год назад +10

    Tugg never fails to fill my heart with his blood 😍😍

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Год назад +8

    "Solving world hunger but you don't, for some reason." Because you don't get rich while having empathy.

  • @Humpty_Alexander_Dumpty
    @Humpty_Alexander_Dumpty Год назад +44

    I'd be a billionaire if I had just $5 every time tugg gave me butterflies

  • @bwdukestudios3696
    @bwdukestudios3696 Год назад +41

    Tuggy can always put a smile on my face 🥰
    (And also his audiences heads on his wall)

  • @AikiraBeats
    @AikiraBeats Год назад +16

    Wow how did I not realize I was poor and stupid thanks big tugg. I will follow this advice after I stop being lazy. 😂

  • @bupkis1445
    @bupkis1445 Год назад +4

    I feel like Tugg is just having a quiet emotional and existential breakdown on the absurdity of life, and it’s getting harder and harder to keep it hidden

  • @Ahhghghh
    @Ahhghghh Год назад +32

    Girl this is an absolutely incredible intro into anticapitalism, thank you very much

    • @tbirds5313
      @tbirds5313 Год назад +4

      Right, because there are no billionaires that take advantage of their nation’s economic systems in non-capitalist nations.

  • @limedashseven
    @limedashseven Год назад +4

    tucker has become one of my basic needs at this point

  • @brandonfrank8492
    @brandonfrank8492 27 дней назад +1

    Woah.... I'm 8 sec in and just got a call from a saudi prince saying he'll make me a billionaire if I buy him some amazon gift cards. Dreams do come true, Tugg!

  • @tractorguy97
    @tractorguy97 Год назад +3

    "Ferb I know what we're going to do today" *comedy gold* 😂

  • @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
    @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 Год назад +19

    I listened to this audiobook called “the millionaire fast lane” & he basically straight up admitted that people don’t get rich by working hard & people simply get rich by saying that. I’m not even liberal & I agree with it

    • @__m-a-x__
      @__m-a-x__ Год назад

      The only way to get rich and stay rich is to have the right friends. Look up Robert Maxwell.

  • @josephcharles2917
    @josephcharles2917 Год назад +9

    10:34 get em tugg.
    I got you.

  • @leonmat26
    @leonmat26 Год назад

    Oh my god, your 2.7M/day math bit has be CRYING!
    I was so invested in it, when you added 2 extra days I began laughing and then the result just had me on the floor for a solid 10mins

  • @Smallguy78
    @Smallguy78 Год назад +6

    I became a billionaire just by watching with my eyes thanks bigtugg

  • @Titangaming9843-mcswoll
    @Titangaming9843-mcswoll Год назад +4

    As a now billionaire furry artist who specializes in Adult Pokemon content, I can confirm that this video is straight facts

  • @RPN_HAFE_E
    @RPN_HAFE_E Год назад +1

    I love how genuine this guy is, an the fact that he is 50 miles North from me

  • @JBlazingit
    @JBlazingit Год назад +4

    3:27 “… paid out in dividends” Big Tugg confirmed new money billionaire

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier Год назад +1

    I love that this guide, while completely ridiculous, is more realistic than the "Just work hard and save money" idea people seem to believe in

  • @38821
    @38821 Год назад +14

    conclusion: elon musk is a furry artist

  • @maturepopcorn
    @maturepopcorn Год назад +1

    Think of me as you invest this in some sketchy crypto; I’m sure that won’t end up being a problem down the road

  • @Kueth417
    @Kueth417 Год назад +14

    Make a sequel for billionaires to learn how to easily become a poor

  • @Ari.D3ar
    @Ari.D3ar Год назад +1

    I respect tugg, bro said wrong info and let us know- most ppl would just gaslight us into thinking it isn’t wrong

  • @HairlessRaccoon
    @HairlessRaccoon Год назад +6

    I like to think tugg put on his fanciest outfit for this video and it’s still a hoodie and sweatpants

  • @evabergstrom8822
    @evabergstrom8822 Год назад +1

    i was showing my brother tugg for the first time and all he said was, “that is one sexy piece of a man.” he has never been more correct
    love you tugg

  • @alexcrane1397
    @alexcrane1397 Год назад +6

    I can’t wait for our holy Tugfather to make a billion dollars

  • @corwinflorres8667
    @corwinflorres8667 Год назад +1

    The amount of videos he makes that slap make a crazy ratio bro, how is this guy so fucking entertaining 😭

  • @TikkiNikki
    @TikkiNikki Год назад +5

    Thanks! After watching this video, I now have become an exploiter of labor- er, a philanthropic billionaire! Thanks, Big Tugg!

  • @ChristianReeveOfficial
    @ChristianReeveOfficial Год назад

    I forgot that Tugg posts on Saturdays, man what a treat to come home to. Thanks so much for everything you do, you rock!

  • @LegionComic
    @LegionComic 6 месяцев назад +3

    2:59 looks like gru would buy that from despicable me😊

  • @tenou213
    @tenou213 10 месяцев назад +2

    So this is the acrual process of becoming a billionaire:
    - make something
    - get people to value whatever you make at over a billion through sheer hype and traction metrics (because it won't be through revenue)
    - sell out to billionaires

  • @FlameTheMage
    @FlameTheMage Год назад +3

    it doesn't matter what he said before it I always love when he says "What The Hell"

  • @panthercat38
    @panthercat38 Год назад +2

    Did Tugg know he was gonna start churning out high quality satirical and philosophical critiques of modern society when he started???

  • @rylielandess
    @rylielandess Год назад +4

    Wow we love the work of art Tucker posts💜💀

  • @quincyKido
    @quincyKido Год назад +1

    you look like one of my favorite teacher and you got the same type of humor too, i really love your videos. I love how you act dumb but youre actually really smart. thanks for the laughs

  • @bolab420
    @bolab420 8 месяцев назад +3

    homie is WEARING that shit tho 5:37

  • @ChaseDuRand
    @ChaseDuRand Год назад

    I have shared 👍🏻 good luck bud. Just spent the entire night with one of my friends talking about how to fix the country. This video definitely helps 😂

  • @hizzy808
    @hizzy808 Год назад +4

    This man is actually inspiring

  • @alienlizardqueen8748
    @alienlizardqueen8748 Год назад +2

    Most of his wealth tips are literally just the plot of The Great Gatsby.

  • @alexkepley9936
    @alexkepley9936 Год назад +10

    Step one: have rich parents

    • @KodyaRose
      @KodyaRose 10 месяцев назад

      Step two: don’t die

  • @shoto42
    @shoto42 Год назад +1

    As a writing major, I’m honestly banking on the fact that I’ll probably be poor. It’s becoming more and more apparent that I’ll never be rich, I’ll probably never be comfortable enough to do the things I want to do in my spare time or anything.

  • @revcandonga3653
    @revcandonga3653 Год назад +3

    Man i was having a terrible ass day but now thanks to tugg i'm going to be a billionaire, see you suckers

  • @FSMface
    @FSMface Год назад +1

    Of all the telltale riffs in this video, the word "humdinger" gave you away. 😅 Great vid.

  • @teamvoldemort2145
    @teamvoldemort2145 Год назад +3

    Billionaires don't have the capability to end poverty. All they can do is give a one time handout.

  • @screamingpandas1452
    @screamingpandas1452 Год назад +2

    instructions unclear, i am now in jail

  • @BrynnFinnerty-ho3ym
    @BrynnFinnerty-ho3ym Год назад +4

    7:39 ".........you poor piece of sh!t"😂

  • @JudahHikel09
    @JudahHikel09 Год назад +2

    Wait, you’re not a billionaire?!?! You got me so good bro, I really thought you were a billionaire! Damn. 🤯🤯

  • @dsiica800
    @dsiica800 Год назад +5

    Step one to being a billionaire: have millionaires as parents

  • @carterpinczes6330
    @carterpinczes6330 Год назад +1

    “Do you want a mansion?” In this economy I just want a house😂

  • @DroughtGD
    @DroughtGD Год назад +3

    you know its a good day when the day is good
    how to become a billionare: have a billion dollars

  • @TheForeverScav
    @TheForeverScav Год назад +1

    “YOU’RE POOR AND STUPID” thanks I really needed to hear this ten times today ❤️ best YTuber to sleep and have wacky dreams to

  • @brigham2150
    @brigham2150 Год назад +6

    4:53 Hey buddy I’ve been watching your uploads for weeks on an iPhone SE. Do you wanna fight?!

  • @Avg_Janitor
    @Avg_Janitor 11 месяцев назад +1

    This video never gets old

  • @izzytepe
    @izzytepe Год назад +7

    how to easily become a billionaire: create your own monetary system

  • @Targetshopper4000
    @Targetshopper4000 Год назад +1

    Nothing like a nice Tugg on a saturday afternoon

  • @МишаНегрей-и3и
    @МишаНегрей-и3и Год назад +4

    I can already smell my new money
    Oh
    Wait
    It is petrol leaking from under my car
    Damn....

  • @MR-SUIT.DABLOONZ
    @MR-SUIT.DABLOONZ 7 месяцев назад

    You made me get into classical music i love you istg u made me gt into so many things

  • @Beanb3an
    @Beanb3an Год назад +4

    4:17 jesus fucking Christ Tugg had to look that picture up

  • @menschensindkomig128
    @menschensindkomig128 Год назад +1

    Thanks man. I just wached the ending of Attack on Titan wich (spoiler alert) was an extreme downer, rhis helped me a lot to get in a good mood again

  • @phantomraven8858
    @phantomraven8858 Год назад +4

    I love your videos and your energy

  • @MisticStyles
    @MisticStyles Год назад +2

    0:37 Was the best part when Tugg did a Tom Segura impression and called his viewers "Poors"

  • @StarmenRock
    @StarmenRock Год назад +9

    IDK if the ending was entirely a joke or not (very likely not) so I'll drop a like and write here to at least do something. Hope things get better, I feel like spreading these messages about wealth in an entertaining way and making ppl think about how rich people are fucked and don't deserve most of what they got especially for what they do with their lie covered blood soaked money

  • @bumblingbe
    @bumblingbe 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sooo Tug has a side hustle selling weird furry art, need to go find it now.

  • @ChonkyFish_1
    @ChonkyFish_1 Год назад +5

    6:22 this is probably the most challenging