FUTURE in 24 different languages

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[@samedman1]

1:50 korean
"Come now adam, YEAH YOU'RE A CHUNKY!!"

[@Azam-vt1rf]

(Lenny face)

[@Julius_Caesar69420]

(Lenny face)

[@swbfexplosion4639]

Damn this is so funny😂

[@florensia9436]

😂😂

[@uzilei]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ellen314]

1:38 MEEEELOOOON

[@Ninja0666]

Wow Greece loves theneedledrop too

[@user-sz9dj1pl9o]

ellen in Greek future is literally μέλλον (méllon)

[@joebdc1]

@@user-sz9dj1pl9o eise ellinas?

[@mariossoultates]

@@joebdc1 Μαλλον θα ειναι

[@notconnected2227]

I love the fact that he's saying it 3 times

[@AdyarakhaAA]

1:06 a 90 years old grandma calling his grandson named futuro

[@promptoxalexanderuwu6875]

lol

[@akrazzy9236]

🤣

[@internetidentity2678]

HAAHAHA

[@dzaki5683]

1:12 a 90 years old grandpa calling his grandson named futuro

[@grooviestglobe4907]

Her*

[@JonasTayaban]

2:10 "Anak ko... Anak koooo..."

[@Somesunas]

Anak

[@PersonFromIndo]

Anak ko anak koooooooo

[@MaJiK14]

Nenek nenek panggil anaknya

[@rizkyfauzi4906]

@@MaJiK14 wkwkwk bjir

[@finger_me_hard_daddy]

Anak MO?

[@uncontrollablesphere3195]

0:59 “We lied, we lied”
(Why is no one talking about this one)

[@user-jf3pk3fb6e]

Notdirtydan 999 I am Chinese and I know it sounds hilarious 😂

[@ciaux]

He lied

[@ptatolove676]

👀

[@farhanahaque4057]

When the chinese admits june 4 1989

[@Daidaiowo]

中國很會說謊是事實xD

[@_simon.s_]

Hey, let's watch Squidward have a mental breakdown in 24 languages!

[@coyotelong4349]

Simon S.
Squidward’s reaction when he hears Future featuring on another rap track

[@johnny2lit521]

Shut up ninja

[@selen8421]

💀

[@LegendFor1k]

Haha

[@Bosko893]

Bosko is sit-ups saying "Future"

[@itsmebryangh0stboi277]

1:25 Top 10 painful anime moments

[@josealves2128]

"It can't be! It can't be!"

[@promptoxalexanderuwu6875]

😂

[@bananabread1218]

lmao

[@derechteberliner1457]

Gay

[@chilldon26]

@@josealves2128 what is that from? Why do I know that?

[@L0RDK3Y]

In the German dub of anything the voice actors seem to always have fun

[@mehrwegfurdieumwelt7654]

Der Synchronsprecher ist leider 2014 gestorben der neue klingt nicht so gut

[@chheinrich8486]

we germans have great dubbing actors and directors, hogans heroes for example has ,anynew jokes and gives klink and schulz reginal accents and they are even more hilarious

[@Sycron369]

the old voice actor of him was legendary :D aswell as Santiago Ziesmer the german voice actor of spongebob, 2 from the big reasons i startet to love this show

[@damswag4270]

*2013

[@jessingtons-6589]

The birth of handsome squidward.

[@shantasiamiller3214]

😂😂😂

[@disruptor6550]

Lmao

[@coyotelong4349]

Oh of course. And they look even better once he gets his face slammed in a door

[@ismael_mchd2657]

Kkkkkk

[@satinimage1577]

Lol

[@CaptainDongo]

Arabic:
I MISS TACO BELL!!
2:05

[@RenIGuess]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dying of laugher now

[@RenIGuess]

I actually know Arabic it's "El mostakbal"Ok but I heard almost the same!😁😁

[@HarmonyBunny]

المستقبل

[@Mocco-wy9sd]

Al Mostakbal المستقبل

[@Yoshi23ii]

المستقبل

[@agerman-speakingfilipino4138]

0:26 “ALMOST THERE! ALMOST THERE!”

[@ScizzoringGirlz]

Wdym?

[@kadsuki285]

i cant unhear it

[@rege8791]

Как в слове "будущее" можно услышать "almost there"? I don't understand...

[@Hithalo]

Utushine lol

[@theeverythingchannel5457]

2:04 "Almost Taco Bell! Almost Taco Bell!"

[@m3ss1g0at2]

0:20 Dishwash! Dishwash!
0:26 Almost there! Almost there!
0:46 It's too coooOoold! It's too cooOoooold!
0:52 Two coach! Two coach!
0:59 We lie! We lie!
1:25 So no banana! So no banana!
1:32 Get like Jake! Get like Jake!
1:38 Melon! Melon! Meloooooooon!
1:44 A teaaaaaa! A teaaaa!
1:51 Come now Adam, yeah you're a chunky!
1:57 Some teaaaaaaaa! Some teaaaaaaaaa!
2:04 Elmo's taco bell! Elmo's taco bell!
2:11 I'm not cooold! I'm not cooooold!

[@jaysongamingyt4528]

Some dialogs you post didn't match...

[@g4h4jrgrj]

The Japanese say "That's stupid! That's stupid!"

[@Омагад-это-новый_говноаниматор]

why do you hear here instead of “future” you hear “almost there”?

[@shoegaze_bitch1506]

2:17 MASA DE PAN...
in spanish means: bread dough

[@LOrco_]

In venitian (an italian dialect) It means "very much bread"😄

[@plantbasedplant3505]

In Indonesia it means "Future"

[@joshc5943]

FUN FACT

[@dimash6289]

@@joshc5943
Ahahah...😁 nice pun through.
Indonesian word for future " Masa Depan " turned into Spanish word " Masa de Pan " which means: Bread dough 🍞

[@k_kubes]

in Portuguese is: massa de pão
that means: Bread dough🍞

[@Mii.2.0]

2:11 I'M NOT COOOOOLLLDD!!1!

[@coisasinteressantespt8374]

And I CUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

[@sukma6139]

😂😂

[@JoseLLA-kr8yj]

อนาคต

[@No-yt9iv]

😂

[@h4h4exe.79]

Peridot :
-_- hmmmmm

[@Nattheoops16]

2:11 Thai squidward: “I got corn...I got corn!”

[@UnnamedUnkown]

อนาคต

[@lastwarfare7535]

@@UnnamedUnkown chat English bro

[@breegamechannel8966]

อนาคต

[@kaden4418]

@@UnnamedUnkown r/whooosh

[@kaden4418]

@@breegamechannel8966 r/whooosh

[@Nattheoops16]

1:25 Japanese squidward: “so no banana! So no Baka Ana!”

[@P_Und]

So no Baka na

[@promptoxalexanderuwu6875]

😂😂😂

[@Smash1999]

@#Shiroteru シ[40人目標] Translation: No way! or This can't be

[@AmieW]

i thought he would say 未来 or what but he didn't

[@frog_lovez]

i heard a little quiet ah there

[@Mii.2.0]

1:18 When Kermit the Frog is having flashbacks...

[@joebdc1]

Hahahhaha

[@loganclapp2940]

*futuro... F U T U R O*

[@alphaamoeba]

FUTUROO

[@avariq5009]

Oh Yeah Yeah 2.0 lol

[@Ryan-pg1tw]

Maybe you should express yourself more respectful

[@vinadsa]

0:27 bruh the russian one sounds like a dying old man lol

[@rayzerstandoff2504]

yeah I'm Russian myself: /

[@HaokxiTheGreat_.]

LiME [KhusainOV], чего?

[@HaokxiTheGreat_.]

LiME [KhusainOV], ты русский сам себя?
33 лайка?

[@tyalezz2389]

AHHAHAHAH

[@tyalezz2389]

@@HaokxiTheGreat_. Он имел ввиду типо, он руссктй по жизни.
Тот чел сверхк сказал, что это звучит как умирающий старик

[@LobinhaPSC]

00:33 FUUTUUROOOOO

[@murilopereira7186]

Meu Deus, quanta nostalgia a voz br do lula molusco traz kkkkkk

[@CanalMsCartoonsOficial]

@xCreeperK1ng Does not even sound like that, bad joke

[@lewiticus]

In the Japanese version he doesn't say future . He says, "Sonna baka na" which means "That's impossible."

[@MW-bs1nb]

yeah i expected mirai mirai :D

[@stonkybi]

Squidward must have some good ab muscles after doing sit-ups for awhile

[@zaysensationalvibes2120]

They are crunches 😂😂

[@stonkybi]

@yall folks oh whoops-

[@zaysensationalvibes2120]

@@stonkybi lol

[@MCAbdo]

995th like

[@shyregel]

And i ooop xD

[@gangstertopo]

0:52 "Two gongs. Two gongs"
1:00 "We lie. We lie"
2:04 "Almost Taco Bell. Almost Taco Bell"
2:11 "I got corn, I got corn"

[@Boldorx]

elmo's taco bell

[@arjunasinatrya1048]

Don't forget 1:38 where it saya melon 3 timen

[@prohawkk]

*"I* *MISS* *TACO* *BELL"*

[@theeverythingchannel5457]

2:17 "Masa de Pan. Masa de Pan"

[@gangstertopo]

@Иван Распутин Thanks

[@Nattheoops16]

1:51 Korean squidward: “come now Adam...YEAH YOUR A CHUNKY!”
(Edit: wow thanks :))

[@TheSifei123]

CHUNCKY

[@MadaraUchiha-iq8pk]

😂😂😂

[@huenico8923]

Korean squidward sounds kinda like smg4

[@user-xt4bg8pd3j]

it's "콩 나와라 열려라 참깨"(kong nawala yeollyeola chamkkae)

[@freestateofeasterislands5099]

@@user-xt4bg8pd3j You know there's this thing called a "joke"

[@bociruoutorasu3365]

Congratulations Squidward, you have a six-pack now

[@jbing959]

2:11
*"I'M NOT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD"*

[@yahya-ps6178]

😂

[@Ryunexd]

Hahahahaha

[@e.f.hafsa0251]

😂😂😂😂

[@RedkungKeyBM]

It’s Ana-coud LOL (I’m still laughing as a Thai ppl)

[@destinyconsonery8043]

0:46
*"IT'S TOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!*

[@jordanboyd5587]

0:13 "If we kill her..."
"FEEL IT!"

[@barackobama2300]

God wht a psychopatch

[@dianam9719]

Polish: Fesquatch!

[@Sajasta]

I want to hear Future in 24 diffrent langaguage, not some Random Baguette Psychopath

[@REDBERRYMANGO]

@@Sajasta lmao you can't even speak you're *language* properly.. eat my baguette 🥖

[@julesmaylol569]

@@Sajasta your comment is so funny

[@sledgerclone3567]

2:17 MasA DepAN MaAsSaA DdPpAaNn

[@karsitititi7511]

Nah iya

[@tvuserjt]

Masa de pan... XDD

[@kimmysalvadore3412]

@@tvuserjt lol

[@tinybubbles1657]

Aren't we gonna talk about squidward doing sit-ups while talking in different languages??? 😂😂😂

[@ImsbananaS.]

He also did it in two minutes
Dang good

[@zorber101]

Everyone: "future!"
Japan: "this can't be!"

[@AngelSebastianLeon]

Ja, ja, ja.

[@panliska6749]

Czech is "budoucnost"

[@jasonjoashon6909]

hahaha

[@markocokmarkocok5270]

That the actual meaning right?

[@zax_8bit]

Japanese should've said "Mirai.... Mirai...."

[@zacharykim5596]

Everyone in the world in Quarantine right now

[@allsmilesguy]

Zachary Kim and now the riots/looting

[@Haleydaee]

Me

[@rafifhaziqihsan8756]

The riot has been started

[@BendyGamerYT]

Except me.

[@ArthurMorgan-bp7lj]

Looool😂😂😂

[@mohammadqasem9996]

“FUTURE!” Timecode:
0:04 🇺🇸 English
0:27 🇷🇺 Russian
0:46 🇩🇪 German
1:31 🇹🇷 Turkish
1:51 🇰🇷 Korean
2:04 🇪🇬 Arabic
2:16 🇮🇩 Indonesian
2:23 🇨🇿 Czech
0:14 🇫🇷 French
0:21 🇵🇱 Polish
0:32 🇧🇷 Portuguese (Brazilian)
0:40 🇻🇪 Spanish (Latin)
0:52 🇳🇱 Dutch
0:59 🇨🇳 Chinese
1:05 🇮🇹 Italian
1:11 🇪🇸 Spanish (Spain)
1:18 🇵🇹 Portuguese (Portugal)
1:25 🇯🇵 Japanese
1:33 🇬🇷 Greek
1:45 🇮🇱 Hebrew
1:57 🇸🇪 Swedish
2:10 🇹🇭 Thai
2:30 🇭🇺 Hungarian
2:37 🇭🇷 Croatian

[@IHateRedShells]

You made a Mistake:
Greek timecode should be 1:38

[@pico8875]

1:44
"I pEeD-"

[@promptoxalexanderuwu6875]

😂😂😂😂

[@promptoxalexanderuwu6875]

@@May-lugasi Lol its just a joke 😂

[@pico8875]

thanks man-

[@DieQuenn]

😂😂😂

[@russia983]

XDDDDDDDDD IM DIYIN

[@detourfn469]

2:11 IM NOT COOOOOLD...
3 days later....
0:46 ITS TOO COLDDDDD

[@Eh.........]

Hahahaha

[@eggs1632]

UNDERATTED COMMET

[@detourfn469]

Yea its funny

[@alishaanimations3058]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG

[@matioch2979]

Well he was. Xe

[@thiccnessoverload8383]

2:04 "almost taco bell" "ALMOST TACO BELL"

[@jesooos671]

My man it says ال مستقبل (al mustaqbal)

[@sumeyragul6227]

@@jesooos671 it's a joke. We all know this

[@probrochanel]

Almost

[@dragonicevu2606]

You are bad bad bad bad .إنه لا يعلم حتى من هم العربببب

[@hmdhallosh681]

المستقبل

[@Genesis-mz4uh]

2:12 “and I cooook and I cooook”

[@KaktusPlaysGames]

Its:
I got coooooorn
I got coooooorn

[@bontolodon2846]

Anak kuuuu
Anak kuuuu

[@azcaibrahim5132]

@@bontolodon2846 My son my son !!

[@Mert-2402]

@@bontolodon2846 i realy not understand

[@punyapatsuttikul5841]

Racist. Im thai

[@PianikaAsik]

2:17 Indonesia voice
Squidward: "Masa depan!"

[@sinsa4134]

1:38
Greek:
*Melon mElon MELOOONN!*

[@elielson5284]

Μέλλον

[@stevenimmanuel3152]

Hahahaha

[@forestplayers2078]

I am from Greece

[@jjxxsie]

μέλλον μέλλον

[@kousiidou]

We love melons

[@vixveee]

1:51
They said *two different things*
In the end I ended up thinking that they said "ye you're a chunky"

[@MustraOrdo]

Darn you! now I can't unhear that🤣

[@EchoHeo]

열려라 참깨 "open sesame" idk why he says that 🤷

[@No-yt9iv]

*ye youre a chunky😂*

[@amandab946]

Yeah it's Korean so...

[@MCAbdo]

Ikr

[@Nattheoops16]

1:00 Chinese squidward: “we lie..we lie!”
(Edit: thanks again)

[@OwenTheMeowstic]

@@limfion6455 hey there's this thing called a joke

[@googleactivity7274]

Chinese in the nutshell (it's a joke please don't get mad)

[@Ryansilverman-r7g]

They do lie that’s why Covid happen

[@laninacringe2529]

@@limfion6455 We don't understand Chinese :v

[@andhika9b453]

Weilie I even get indonesians listening to it in pinyin and not we lie about it and I don't understand hanzi Mandarin,china,Japan and korea

[@Nattheoops16]

1:38 Greece squidward: “melon! Melon! Melon!”

[@intruder69lol]

Gg

[@destinyconsonery8043]

2:11 "and I called and I called"

[@yahya-ps6178]

In arabic its mean
Ana cold
Like im cold

[@artzyanimates2130]

Nah, I hear I'm not cold, IM NOT COOOOOLD

[@Frederick27]

@Vany Vassya iya wkwkwk

[@dimash6289]

@@Frederick27
01:58 The Swedish version, it sounds "Thank thee..."

[@coisasinteressantespt8374]

And i cuuum

[@micahmachtdaswurstchen7688]

Everyone: Future
Germany: The Future

[@Mneer_709]

Micah macht das Würstchen no even arabic the future

[@riyadislam3441]

Japan: That's impossible

[@l00ciolp]

Dein Name ist zu gut!😂😂😂😂

[@mellivierfunf1791]

Nein, im französischen ist es auch la Future

[@keiksolo]

@@mellivierfunf1791 le* futur

[@laranjinhaAerea]

Literally all languages: Future
Japanese: *impossilbe*

[@the-legend-of-the-memes]

Pov: people in United States at summer
2:10 im not cooold
But people in United States at winter
0:46 ITS TO COOOLD

[@tahitahfddd7265]

0:20 Dish washed
1:00 We lied
1:32 GAY LIKE JAKE
1:38 Melon
1:45 A teen
1:58 From teeth
2:04 Almost taco bell
2:11 I like corn

[@eliavbar-el9544]

1:45 - atid*

[@Y_z45]

Almostakbile المستقبل ok font joke at us because god will kill evrey body in the world even if one its not alive for 400000000m years will come back

[@timhartahsin1725]

1:58 stampede

[@nevermind5173]

@HarcCraft wez usun to bo siare robisz Polakom

[@ectvcortes]

Mellon. I understand the reference

[@TheMarshmelloSquid]

1:38 pewdiepie when he discovers that melons were in Minecraft

[@Astralopithicus]

Also lazarbeam when he discovered melons

[@karla3153]

It Sounds like hes saying I love bread

[@NGKGMR]

Its in greek and its funny cause its my language

[@archy1702]

Lol

[@Genkk444]

Im from greece

[@snorcat12]

0:20 swish swosh, swish swosh
0:33 mau turuu, mau turuu
0:40 u..uuogh (an old man breaking his back)
0:46 its too cold, its too cold
1:00 where lai, where lai
1:24 cuk gapapa nak, cuk gapapa nak
1:31 ga lah coeg, ga lecek
1:38 meloon malo, balon
1:45 aakii, akii
1:50 come now adam, yeah ur a chunky
2:04 almost taco bell, almost taco bell
2:11 anakku anakku/ i got corn i got corn
2:23 budaur slash, budaur slash
2:30 eleven, eleven
Some of it i took from other at the coment section, some are what am i hearing, some of theese are indonesian

[@ssosso9131]

Budoucnost budoucnost budoucnost - 2:23

[@Haduhpalaku]

2:11
Bagi orang indo: anak ku anak kuu😂

[@rickroll8536]

Yoi

[@NecXHD]

Wkwk

[@vinos22]

Wkwkwkwk

[@bloodiejuksie2249]

Awokwoa

[@duckyandbunny6349]

Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkw

[@lucha8711]

1:25 *Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths*

[@user-bd9ux9xv7l]

Sonna baka naa sonna baka naaa..!

[@jackychen8143]

it didn't say FUTURE, he says "that is impossible"

[@CarrotBee]

TUNA BACKA MANNNNN

[@patchworkassylumn8954]

Thats the only one i understood before reading the language

[@idontknowwhoiam9760]

Future in Japanese is "mirai" he say "sonna baka na" is mean impossible lol

[@takawara7751]

I have to do my homework
My brain 2 minutes later: 1:33

[@zeusover]

Türk buldum sonunda :-)

[@savage9763]

Hem türk hem narutocu lan oha

[@SourChips]

@@zeusover shut up he is german

[@Jt-xu5dt]

@@SourChips excuse me *what*

[@SourChips]

@@Jt-xu5dt are u turkish?

[@satriyojp5739]

2:17 Masa Depan... Masa Depan...
"Masa" means time/period
"Depan" means front/forward

[@GamerGlitcher㋡]

The Actual Title Should Be:
Squidward Struggling To Sit Up In 24 Different Voices

[@nilmatison]

Everybody: "Future"
Germany: "The Future"

[@joshuabarras839]

@Gato Laranja Elmo's Taco Bell*

[@joshuabarras839]

@Gato Laranja It´s just a joke, take it easy

[@darfderkevinjetztbeimirspi981]

Since

[@amivar6166]

Russian: будующее

[@morderchicken6696]

Tja, wir sind halt schlau

[@itsshalevfromtaxidashcamer9390]

2:11 "I'm not cold. I'm not cold!"
*The next day when the snow comes*
0:46 "It's too cold! IT'S TOO COLD!!!!!"
Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@ikira_ttv]

wow as german i cant hear your Text xD

[@anatolits1156]

He says ,,the future"

[@marcrchtz9024]

doesnt really sound like too cold

[@--7176]

@@anatolits1156 no way

[@anatolits1156]

@@--7176 you cant german.

[@mewhenthewasyesthenwhy7486]

1:32 "ya like jazz?"

[@aestetics3505]

he says gelecek

[@Twist400]

You can tell he's going insane by switching through 24 languages.

[@adamantiteB]

1:38 When you're about to starve in Minecraft, but stumble upon a Jungle with melons

[@TheGamingEditorMobileGames]

😆 I am Greek lol

[@galladesamurai2380]

MELON,MELON! MELON!!!!!!!!!!!

[@needleboy17]

Melon! Melon! Melon!
Melon-pult! Melon-pult! Melon-pult!

[@extrauser1498]

🍉

[@armchair69]

Damn greeks must love melons since he says it three times lmao

[@azmaxx]

1:19
So every single ghosts in Scooby-Doo has been saying “Future” in Portuguese this whole time?

[@Pops-hc2tk]

@Just Someone Cleveland*

[@peixearrombado]

Its the accent that makes that

[@karyopossum]

Yeah yeah
Portugueses of Portugal are really STUPID AND THEY ALSO STEAL GOLD OF THE BRS but yeah

[@deleted5745]

@@karyopossum im feeling that im not the only Brazilian here...

[@karyopossum]

@@deleted5745 heheheh
Piadas pra eu achar mais brasileiros

[@cleitonoliver6409]

a parte do português de Portugal é igual a voz do barney dos Simpsons kkkkk
1:18

[@issanagayyesoryes]

e do Kermit

[@matheusmoura1337]

@@issanagayyesoryes Sim parece mais do Kermit

[@laninacringe2529]

Kkkk

[@mikaeltw]

0:06 English🇺🇸
0:13 French🇫🇷
0:20 Polish🇵🇱
0:26 Russian🇷🇺
0:33 Portuguese(Brazil)🇧🇷
0:39 Spanish(Latin)🇻🇪
0:47 (Nazi):v Kidding Germany🇩🇪
0:53 Dutch🇳🇱
1:00 Chinese🇨🇳
1:05 Italian🇮🇹
1:12 Spanish(Spain)🇪🇸
1:20 Portuguese (Portugal)🇵🇹
1:26 Japanese🇯🇵
1:31 Turkish🇹🇷
1:38 Greek🇬🇷
1:45 Hebrew🇮🇱
1:50 Korean 🇰🇷
1:58 Swedish 🇸🇪
2:04 Arabic 🇪🇬
2:12 Thai 🇹🇭
2:17 Indonesia 🇮🇩
2:25 Czech 🇨🇿
2:31 Hungarian 🇭🇺
2:37 Croatian 🇭🇷

[@bdhmanstupidman9540]

You know indo?
Im from Indonesia proof
Tuh kan aku bener aku indo

[@ZaZa_animation]

MASA DEPAN MASA DEPAN MASA DEPAN MASA DEPAN
R.I.P ranel

[@tubagusthegamer2896]

Masa depannnnnnnn masa depannnnn

[@muhammadhairinur8821]

E... apa

[@xylon5617]

Gw juga indo

[@kryxzzo]

0:59 REAL LIFE?!?!?!/WE LIE?!?!?!?!

[@AQuestioner]

“未来” （wèi lái）

[@subarjo9636]

@@AQuestioner nooo ... real life green life

[@kamalpasha6702]

Green Light Ride

[@freddydaepikdiamonddasher2022]

@@subarjo9636 Do you speak Chinese?

[@AshiroYTP]

green light lmao

[@antikebee2070]

0:52 sounds like "du kommst" (english: "you come")

[@inlandish]

"Toekomst" or for german "Zukunft" in german

[@blze_havoc6391]

Its kommt not kommst

[@inlandish]

@@blze_havoc6391 its kommst not kommt you illiterate

[@G69zLmL]

Ich dachte eher an Zukunst (Album von den Typen da, so schön kapput hieß ein Lied in dem Album)

[@wassolldasdenn]

@@inlandish Oh really? Who woulda thought?

[@SuperJacob2006]

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[@rihannaloverable]

2:12 Squidward trying to remember one of Nicki Minajs hit songs 😂😂😂

[@colescrepito8659]

This was cool, no cap

[@ishopmyface]

I can't believe omfg hahahahaahahaha

[@UporotuyVlad]

Ahahahah

[@AceSpadespoken]

anacooOOOON
*anacooOOOOOOOOOON*

[@gatranlenggana8613]

Omfg 😭😭😂😂

[@m.w4683]

0:45 “ITS TOO CoOoooold!”

[@needleboy17]

You mean "*It's* too cold".

[@needleboy17]

It's too cold, you mean?

[@m.w4683]

Lucas The Sinnoh Trainer talk about OCD wheeeeeww

[@Kisetokage]

Du Dumm

[@m.w4683]

EpicGangster nein du

[@adenikeogundalu2241]

English 0:00🇺🇸
French 0:14🇫🇷
Polish 0:21🇵🇱
Russian 0:27🇷🇺
Portugese (Brazilian) 0:33🇧🇷
Spanish (Latin) 0:40🇻🇪
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[@az-zahrairwin9310]

2:17 'masa depan'

[@keegank3271]

The Japanese translation isn't saying Future. Squidward instead says " This can't be!"

[@gustiwidyanta5492]

Bakana, right?

[@B__ri__d__ge]

I mean it is still the same "meaning", isn't it?

[@gustiwidyanta5492]

@@B__ri__d__ge i think it means "impossible"

[@B__ri__d__ge]

@@gustiwidyanta5492 well I know... but with "future" the general definition is still "this can't be the future, right?" "Impossible" is conveying the same.

[@gustiwidyanta5492]

@@B__ri__d__ge you got a point.

[@cheetodeeto6279]

1:58 "FRONT TEETH!!! FRONT TEETH!!!"

[@ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3]

LOL

[@ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3]

As a Swede I don’t hear it

[@OOOOOFFFFFFFFF]

2:17 MASA DEPAN!! MASA DEPAN!!!

[@ScizzoringGirlz]

Fram tid xd

[@reimatcha1261]

I died-

[@mirza4465]

now Squidward already has the ideal body after doing 48 sit ups

[@Zoki4444]

Damn, his abs gonna be tight!

[@rippetoe38]

2:11 The thai guy sounds like he's saying "I like corn".

[@kevinDEgamer112]

It also sounds like IM NOT COLD

[@boop4671]

The Dutch guy sounds like he's saying Do corn

[@xrvsvu._208]

@@rippetoe38 no in indonesia thailand say "anak ku" "my baby"

[@COOLWAMM]

It sounds like I’m not cold or and I called

[@pineir]

He's saying ""I got Corn""

[@masterkatyucha2817]

1:38
When you need a Melon but you are Exersizing for an hour,

[@panagiotispapageorgiou2590]

Future is literally μέλλον (mellon

[@AHLlifer]

Sir James the Astronromer oo

[@masterkatyucha2817]

Thank you

[@anatolits1156]

Copied

[@felixargyle-6364]

0:21 “Swish Swosh, Swish Swosh”

[@AuuRelll]

LOL

[@akrazzy9236]

Underrated

[@Nygmaaa]

Przyszłość przyszłość

[@justynamagnuszewska4258]

pov you're from poland and you don't hear it

[@mizzu1307]

Przyyyyyszłość

[@Nightmare-1950]

1:38 melon
1:46 atid (sakit) 😂 wkwkwkwk

[@user-ie6ey8zf7t]

עתיד

[@bal5930]

True im greek future = μέλλον in English melon

[@EXMachina.]

1:04 I laughed when italian squidward sounded like mario.

[@cartonicinesienjoyer]

no? XD

[@julian3620]

AHAHAHAHHA I KNOW

[@coyotelong4349]

MOSKAU
Italian squidward’s name is “Calamaroduardo”

[@alfredsaturn8727]

@@coyotelong4349 Well,im italian and his name is Squiddy

[@Anthonnnnn]

Vero ahahah

[@thefarttown9980]

Everyone: Future
0:59 China: we lying

[@alial-ebrahim2877]

They lied about the virus

[@songerkids690]

French: GIVE US MONEY!!!!!

[@thefarttown9980]

It's Too cold

[@mr.bonessstopmotion3208]

They do be lying though ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[@shunshengliu6059]

@@mr.bonessstopmotion3208 Come to China and you know we did better than your government.

[@luckyboxmc9449]

1:31 English:FUTURE FUTURE! Turkish:GELECEK GELECEK!

[@Orio435]

i hear garlic pay

[@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl]

@@Orio435 I hear “GAY LIKE JAKE!!!!” I said “you mean from the Neverland pirates?”

[@nadare_shilokiya]

English:FUTURE!
Japanese:NO WAY!
why

[@xenobestx8423]

0:27 Ohhh don’t say that!

[@els3099]

You are dumb
it's "budushcheye" (будущее)

[@ajemajh]

r/whooooosh

[@xfi6658]

@@ajemajh no

[@suoppr2710]

@@els3099 it was a joke.

[@Ivanthegreat-bo6zr]

БУДУЩЕЕ! БУДУЩЕЕ!

[@Frenite]

1:32: “Gay like Jake”

[@yiiiiiiiiippeeeeeeee]

I CANTTTTT XDDDDDD

[@TheKuytul]

l dont undersant you

[@tumkut]

No that is "gelecek"

[@nockeynoo]

when Turkish people can't take a misheard joke :v

[@Crabtic]

@@nockeynoo shut up we get it

[@pearldzaba7855]

1:39 "MELOOO, MELOOO"

[@user-be1nz9mm4m]

1) Future
2) Futur
3)Przyszłość
4) Будущее
5)????????
6)????????
7) Zukunft
8)Toekomst
9) 未来
10) Futuro
11) Futuro
12)Futuro
13)未来
14)Gelecek
15) Μέλλον
16) עתיד
17)미래
18) Framtiden
19) مستقبل
20) อนาคต
21) Masa depan
22) Budoucnost
23) Jövő
24) Budućnost

[@kristianl7797]

5 and 6 are both futuro

[@Ascyt]

0:59 (Chinese): WEEE LIEEEEE
*WEEEEE LIEEEEEEEE*

[@rioaufar5583]

Real Life
Edit : squidward Is saying Real Life Not We Liee Are You Understand!!!???

[@johnsontanchikean9416]

Wei lai 未来

[@Konata]

未來

[@user-zz5zy1cj3y]

That sounds like our dubbing in Taiwan.

[@scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7]

I hear ME LEG

[@m.w4683]

0:26 “ Ooh DONT SH!!!!!T”

[@tablet024]

Будущее

[@xuligun4check749]

It's Russia!!!

[@redenn362]

Budush'eie

[@LolLol-po5tr]

Future,bydyshie, будущие,фьютер

[@ban_ka99]

Будущее

[@Nattheoops16]

0:07 English squidward: “Future! FUTURE!”

[@Riodile]

Imagine having an 'extended' version of this with the clip going back to English after it reached Croatian.

[@scoopshort]

1:25 so no banana

[@matthewshiba3997]

Sonna Bakana

[@prizmarvalschi1319]

It would've been fine if they said "Mirai... *mIRAIIIII* "

[@yamato6855]

Sonna bakana

[@LeBronyaJames]

Who you calling an idiot?

[@Marvin06260]

TL Note: 'Sonna Bakana!!' means 'IT CANNOT BE!!!'

[@INSIGHT_OFFICIAL_VID]

Spanish:
*IN THE TOILET BE LIKE*
0:43

[@jamycut8136]

Eso es latino

[@benlopez5422]

😂😂😂

[@sonikkukarafuto3424]

@Sin nombre XD

[@bandido1132]

Oh looking this is a tiroteo escolar

[@rasenks]

@Sin nombre 🤣😂

[@ArtzSlebew]

2:10 Anakku (My son)😂

[@erryhermawan_8862]

Wkwkwkw thai

[@JuliaTDI23]

Os BRS:
0:47 Te tocou
1:15 Flutua
1:24 São bacana
1:47 Aqui
2:11 Anaconda
2:17 Massa de pão
2:37 Motor

[@Emanuele_U]

Vdd kaakakaka

[@misterchris7]

Massa de pão kkkk

[@fadwa.zaulia]

@@misterchris7 that's "masa depan" 👁️👄👁️

[@gercivaniocirilo8257]

2:16 MASSA DE PAAAAAAN

[@homanism6438]

Indon

[@Marihuella]

Kkkkkkk pão de batata

[@m4rvin_indouwu699]

Aku Indonesia hai

[@intansari7432]

Hello I'am Indonesian 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩

[@arippyon]

Tau aja

[@triangleswith3angles]

0:53 .... Dutch van der linde explaining why plan didn't go well *(1899 colorized)*

[@seanbattersby7361]

We need more *m0nEy*

[@triangleswith3angles]

@@seanbattersby7361 and some goddamn faith

[@GREVUS]

oNe mOrE sCoRe aNd wE'rE gOiN' tO TaHiTi

[@sweuzed4558]

GODDAMN FAITH ARTHUR

[@Astyrical]

*”sAmE aS yOu I sUpPoSe”*

[@user-jv9zg2hq5y]

Alternate title : Squidward sit-up for 2 minute with various languages

[@darjeeling7128]

1:26 I thought it will be "Mirai zuraa"

[@999babydoll]

Indonesian:
2:19
“MASA DE PAAAAAN” “MASA DE PAAAAN”
edit: HOLY CRAP THATS A LOT OF LIKES, THANKS GUYS ♥️

[@sourfruticake2164]

Massa de pão

[@999babydoll]

Sultonuaz gacha But in Spanish it sounds like he’s saying something related to bread ajdjsjdj

[@xcblud]

2:11
Anakku
Anakku

[@Ifaal_AT]

ItzXreex njirrr ngakak wkwkwkwk

[@freddy724]

It means future

[@juliandiaz6531]

0:26 Russian soldier training for the battle of Stalingrad colorized

[@ej22_gc86]

julian diaz будущееееееееее

[@IDHLEB]

BOODOOSHEEYEH!!!

[@tungusbadungusdepardeux4757]

Underrated

[@Ayur_Baturov]

Ну а хули ты хотел?

[@powerthrashingdeath]

БУДУЩЕЕЕЕ

[@fadhilahputri1179]

0:59 "we lying we lying"

[@RafaelSaidojan]

2:04 That's Why When Squidward says "I Missed Taco Bell" or "Almost Taco Bell"

[@davr1]

Is it just me or does 1:12 sound like mr. Krabs

[@barnykirashi]

OH YEA MR KRABS

[@angelathedoofus1446]

OMG YES XD

[@lilshadow7459]

Just 4 u 4

[@yizhuoluv2186]

Yesss

[@freddydaepikdiamonddasher2022]

Let me tell you something, That Spain voice doesn't fit Squidward at all. And it sounds likes a 60 year old man.