@@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 ... and MS, etc. But TBH if you start a software or communication company you *will* be instructed that your customers' info, habits, records be made available to CenScrutBur.
Frank could certainly deliver a freaky hippie psychedelic cynical comical rock and roll creepy fiendish critique of society.. A high court jester of the rock and roll world, a unique contribution...
This is the Central Scrutinizer... It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws That haven't been passed yet It is also my responsibility to alert each And every one of you to the potential consequences Of various ordinary everyday activities You might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating) Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps Like you who do wrong things... And many of them were driven to these crimes By a horrible force called music! Our studies have shown that this horrible force Is so dangerous to society at large that laws Are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described In tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future) I bring you now a special presentation To show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music... The white zone is for loading and unloading only... If you have to load or unload, go to the white zone... You'll love it... it's a way of life... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... Hi, it's me, I'm back This is the Central Scrutinizer... The white zone is for loading and unloading only... If yah gotta load, or if yah gotta unload, go to the white zone You'll love it... it's a way of life That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life You'll love it This, is, the Central Scrutinizer! It wasn't very large There was just enough room to cram the drums In the corner over by the Dodge It was a fifty-four With a mashed up door And a cheesy little amp With a sign on the front said "Fender Champ" And a second hand guitar It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually give up music and Earn a respectable living as a roadie for a group called Toad-O) Joins in the song... We could jam in Joe's Garage His mama was screamin' His dad was mad We was playin' the same old song In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would Play it all night long It was all we knew, 'n' easy too So we wouldn't get it wrong All we did was bend the string like... Hey! Down in Joe's Garage We didn't have no dope or LSD But a coupla quartsa beer Would fix it so the intonation Would not offend yer ear And the same old chords goin' over 'n' over Became a symphony We would play it again 'n' again 'n' again 'Cause it sounded good to me ONE MORE TIME! We could jam in Joe's Garage His mama was screamin', "TURN IT DOWN!" We was playing' the same old song In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would Play it all night long It was all we knew, and easy too So we wouldn't get it wrong Even if you played it on a saxophone We thought we was pretty good We talked about keepin' the band together 'N' we figured that we should 'Cause about this time we was gettin' the eye From the girls in the neighborhood They'd all come over 'n' dance around Like... Twenty teen-age girls dash In and go STOMP-CLAP, STOMP-CLAP-CLAP... So we picked out a stupid name Had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks 'N' we was on our way to fame Got matching suits 'N' Beatle Boots 'N' a sign on the back of the car 'N' we was ready to work in a GO-GO Bar ONE TWO THREE FOUR LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE! People seemed to like our song They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta noise An' it wasn't 'fore very long A guy from a company we can't name Said we oughta take his pen N' sign on the line for a real good time But he didn't tell us when These "good times" would be somethin' That was really happenin' So the band broke up An' it looks like We will never play again... Guess you only get one chance in life To play a song that goes like... Screams out the window... Turn it down! Turn it DOWN! I have children sleeping here... Don't you boys know any nice songs? Well the years was rollin' by, yeah Heavy Metal 'n' Glitter Rock Had caught the public eye, yeah Snotty boys with lipstick on Was really flyin' high, yeah 'N' then they got that Disco thing 'N' New Wave came along 'N' all of a sudden I thought the time Had come for that old song We used to play in "Joe's Garage" And if I am not wrong You will soon be dancin' to... The WHITE ZONE is For loading and Unloading only. If you Gotta load or unload, Go to the WHITE ZONE. You'll love it... Well the years was rollin' by (etc.)... I'm calling THE POLICE! I did it! They'll be here... shortly! This is the Police... I'm not joking around anymore We have the garage surrounded If you give yourself up We will not harm you Or hurt you neither You'll see them This is the Police There they are, they're coming! Give yourself up We will not harm you Listen to that mess, would you? This is the Police Give yourself up We have the garage surrounded Everday this goes on around here! We will not harm you, or maim you (SWAT Team 4, move in!) He used cut my grass... He was very nice boy... That's DISGUSTING! This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... That was Joe's first confrontation with The Law. Naturally, we were easy on him. One of our friendly counselors gave him A do-nut... and told him to Stick closer to church-oriented social activities
I bypassed the beer, hated the taste, and the grass. Yes, I was high, what was the point? The things people high on dope say and think are "deep" are horribly shallow to those who are not high.
4 big tech firms all banned Infowars within 12 hours of each other. "Music" in this song is a metaphor for the things that really matter: life in self determination, creativity, freedom of thought and speech.
after reading about some clown saying John Williams' Star Wars music is 'problematic' and encouraging hate , and published in The Media , Zappa knew the score decades before we did. and with a track left off a guns n roses remaster, The Puritans might get their claws in further.
Thank You Frank! I was having a sh1t day and then I found Joe's Garage. Now I wanna learn to play guitar just so someone will call the police on me. Until then, I'll just lay on my back here, till dawn, in a semi-catatonic state and dream of guitar notes that would irritate...a conservative kinda guy. Thank's again, dude.
Hi trainspotters. is anyone out there able to identify the type of whistle/siren used @ 1:04 right before the duck whistle? It sounds like a kind of tamed-down ACME siren but with a quicker attack and decay. I need to find one if I'm gonna add this song to my band's repertoire :)
He saw thie medias evil control before anyone
Frank was way ahead of his time.
this should be the N.S.A. theme song
Or Facebook/Google/Twitter/Instagram
@@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 ... and MS, etc.
But TBH if you start a software or communication company you *will* be instructed that your customers' info, habits, records be made available to CenScrutBur.
Zappa (was) is a musician king.
He pushed music into a space age, I don't know many who've pushed music further apart from The Beatles, J Dilla or Bach.
There's only one king so don't forget
Frank could certainly deliver a freaky hippie psychedelic cynical comical rock and roll creepy fiendish critique of society..
A high court jester of the rock and roll world, a unique contribution...
first Zappa album I ever owned, was a gift in 1979. Been collecting them ever since.
Believe it or no, Thingfish turned me on to Zappa.
@@badpop987 did farts also turn u on?
@@SillyGoose2024 sigh... good burn. Ow that hurt... 🥱
@@badpop987 haha...total girly man!
Cracking me up laughing 😂. Good old Zappa
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
That haven't been passed yet
It is also my responsibility to alert each
And every one of you to the potential consequences
Of various ordinary everyday activities
You might be performing which could eventually lead to
The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating)
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps
Like you who do wrong things...
And many of them were driven to these crimes
By a horrible force called music!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force
Is so dangerous to society at large that laws
Are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever!
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described
In tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution
(Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future)
I bring you now a special presentation
To show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music...
The white zone is for loading and unloading only...
If you have to load or unload, go to the white zone...
You'll love it... it's a way of life... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
Hi, it's me, I'm back
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
The white zone is for loading and unloading only...
If yah gotta load, or if yah gotta unload, go to
the white zone
You'll love it... it's a way of life
That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life
That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life
You'll love it
This, is, the Central Scrutinizer!
It wasn't very large
There was just enough room to cram the drums
In the corner over by the Dodge
It was a fifty-four
With a mashed up door
And a cheesy little amp
With a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second hand guitar
It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar
At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually give up music and
Earn a respectable living as a roadie for a group called Toad-O)
Joins in the song...
We could jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was playin' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong
All we did was bend the string like...
Hey!
Down in Joe's Garage
We didn't have no dope or LSD
But a coupla quartsa beer
Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n' over
Became a symphony
We would play it again 'n' again 'n' again
'Cause it sounded good to me
ONE MORE TIME!
We could jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, and easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong
Even if you played it on a saxophone
We thought we was pretty good
We talked about keepin' the band together
'N' we figured that we should
'Cause about this time we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the neighborhood
They'd all come over 'n' dance around
Like...
Twenty teen-age girls dash
In and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...
So we picked out a stupid name
Had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks
'N' we was on our way to fame
Got matching suits 'N' Beatle Boots
'N' a sign on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to work in a GO-GO Bar
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE!
People seemed to like our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta noise
An' it wasn't 'fore very long
A guy from a company we can't name
Said we oughta take his pen
N' sign on the line for a real good time
But he didn't tell us when
These "good times" would be somethin'
That was really happenin'
So the band broke up
An' it looks like
We will never play again...
Guess you only get one chance in life
To play a song that goes like...
Screams out the window...
Turn it down!
Turn it DOWN!
I have children sleeping here...
Don't you boys know any nice songs?
Well the years was rollin' by, yeah
Heavy Metal 'n' Glitter Rock
Had caught the public eye, yeah
Snotty boys with lipstick on
Was really flyin' high, yeah
'N' then they got that Disco thing
'N' New Wave came along
'N' all of a sudden I thought the time
Had come for that old song
We used to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not wrong
You will soon be dancin' to...
The WHITE ZONE is
For loading and
Unloading only. If you
Gotta load or unload,
Go to the WHITE
ZONE. You'll love it...
Well the years was rollin' by (etc.)...
I'm calling THE POLICE!
I did it! They'll be here... shortly!
This is the Police...
I'm not joking around anymore
We have the garage surrounded
If you give yourself up
We will not harm you
Or hurt you neither
You'll see them
This is the Police
There they are, they're coming!
Give yourself up
We will not harm you
Listen to that mess, would you?
This is the Police
Give yourself up
We have the garage surrounded
Everday this goes on around here!
We will not harm you, or maim you
(SWAT Team 4, move in!)
He used cut my grass...
He was very nice boy...
That's DISGUSTING!
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first confrontation with The Law.
Naturally, we were easy on him.
One of our friendly counselors gave him
A do-nut... and told him to
Stick closer to church-oriented social
activities
I stuck closer to church oriented activities, but then, Toad O came along.
I stuck closer to church oriented activities, but then Type O came along 🤣😎😝
come on i'll buy you a pizza!!
Of course I’ll introduce you to Warren!
The central scrutinizer for president.
😮🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Phuque ^ yeah
Now I have a 2nd t-shirt to custom order!
It's a way of life! You'll love it! With leather? Yeah! It looks just like a
Telefunken U 47!
reminds me of days long gone by beer mushrooms and grass ffs i'm getting old
PMSL
PMS is no L matter. It’s the number one killer of men ffs!
I bypassed the beer, hated the taste, and the grass. Yes, I was high, what was the point? The things people high on dope say and think are "deep" are horribly shallow to those who are not high.
Oh Martha where ever you may be, I still remember listening to this on your bed laughing our asses off. Good times.
Hi its me i'm back
Hi dude
Who's listening during the corona lockdown???
Hi. It’s me. I’m back.
😂😂😂
When I was a kid this was the most scary shit ever! And yet I loved it.
M O N U M E N T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DE TOUT L'HISTOIRE DE LA MUSIQUE TOUT STYLE CONFONDU .... MASTERPIECE OF ALL TIMES !
4 big tech firms all banned Infowars within 12 hours of each other. "Music" in this song is a metaphor for the things that really matter: life in self determination, creativity, freedom of thought and speech.
Yeah, no don't counter conspiracy 'theories' with solid facts which disprove them, better and much easier to just get rid of their propagators. /s
LMAO I LOVE FRANK!!!!!!!!!
Excellent
He was a nice boy, he used to cut the grass.
Just add water, makes its own sauce. My balls feel like a pair of maraca's too!
Zappa= Brilliant!!!
I'm only a casual fan of Zappa, but this is one of my favorites along with Muffin Man and Don't Eat The Yellow Snow.
Central Scrutinizer AND Joe's Garage? Nice.
You certainly deserve a donut
Go Ruth ❤
after reading about some clown saying John Williams' Star Wars music is 'problematic' and encouraging hate , and published in The Media , Zappa knew the score decades before we did. and with a track left off a guns n roses remaster, The Puritans might get their claws in further.
Jeff Sessions - the modern embodiment of The Central Scrutinizer
OMG Shoot that bastard!!!!
Try Apple and Google and everyone shutting down free speech that they don't approve.
Uncle Frank .... Prophet o' God.
wow wow wow!!!!!
Thank You Frank! I was having a sh1t day and then I found Joe's Garage. Now I wanna learn to play guitar just so someone will call the police on me. Until then, I'll just lay on my back here, till dawn, in a semi-catatonic state and dream of guitar notes that would irritate...a conservative kinda guy. Thank's again, dude.
LOL
Don't you boys know any nice songs?
der zentrale Ratgeber...............................schon lange Zeit vor heutigen HOTLINES und CHATBOTS .............♠
More prescient than Orwell’s 1984
Did Zappa go black face or is it grease from being a mechanic.
Sure I'll introduce you to Warren
Frank Zappa il numero uno di sempre in assoluto
the remaster really and truly did this song justice.
10/10
Prophetic
Grease Painted Facial Coverage
No, it's blackface.
BLACKFACE???? CANCEL HIM!!!
Do not go to the white zone
I was lucky to escape
PMSL top shit Frank
Treue Story/ Zappa saved my life once.
Frank was one of a kind. The earth will never see a man like this ever again. Genius.
ich glaube, 2012 / 2013 hatte ich ( noch, dann apruppte KEINE mehr ) interessante #couchSurfingKontakte
If dont get this vote conserative
Hi trainspotters. is anyone out there able to identify the type of whistle/siren used @ 1:04 right before the duck whistle? It sounds like a kind of tamed-down ACME siren but with a quicker attack and decay. I need to find one if I'm gonna add this song to my band's repertoire :)
sounds like a siren in the megaphone