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Comic genius. Go Ruth ❤

Go Ruth ❤

Did Zappa go black face or is it grease from being a mechanic.

Do not go to the white zone I was lucky to escape

More prescient than Orwell’s 1984

Prophetic

M O N U M E N T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DE TOUT L'HISTOIRE DE LA MUSIQUE TOUT STYLE CONFONDU .... MASTERPIECE OF ALL TIMES !

der zentrale Ratgeber...............................schon lange Zeit vor heutigen HOTLINES und CHATBOTS .............♠

Frank was one of a kind. The earth will never see a man like this ever again. Genius.

wow wow wow!!!!!

Hi. It’s me. I’m back. 😂😂😂

Rule number one : NEVER PLAY THIS IN FRONT OF HOES

Oh Martha where ever you may be, I still remember listening to this on your bed laughing our asses off. Good times.

This is the Central Scrutinizer... It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws That haven't been passed yet It is also my responsibility to alert each And every one of you to the potential consequences Of various ordinary everyday activities You might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating) Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps Like you who do wrong things... And many of them were driven to these crimes By a horrible force called music! Our studies have shown that this horrible force Is so dangerous to society at large that laws Are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described In tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future) I bring you now a special presentation To show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music... The white zone is for loading and unloading only... If you have to load or unload, go to the white zone... You'll love it... it's a way of life... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... Hi, it's me, I'm back This is the Central Scrutinizer... The white zone is for loading and unloading only... If yah gotta load, or if yah gotta unload, go to the white zone You'll love it... it's a way of life That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life You'll love it This, is, the Central Scrutinizer! It wasn't very large There was just enough room to cram the drums In the corner over by the Dodge It was a fifty-four With a mashed up door And a cheesy little amp With a sign on the front said "Fender Champ" And a second hand guitar It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually give up music and Earn a respectable living as a roadie for a group called Toad-O) Joins in the song... We could jam in Joe's Garage His mama was screamin' His dad was mad We was playin' the same old song In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would Play it all night long It was all we knew, 'n' easy too So we wouldn't get it wrong All we did was bend the string like... Hey! Down in Joe's Garage We didn't have no dope or LSD But a coupla quartsa beer Would fix it so the intonation Would not offend yer ear And the same old chords goin' over 'n' over Became a symphony We would play it again 'n' again 'n' again 'Cause it sounded good to me ONE MORE TIME! We could jam in Joe's Garage His mama was screamin', "TURN IT DOWN!" We was playing' the same old song In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would Play it all night long It was all we knew, and easy too So we wouldn't get it wrong Even if you played it on a saxophone We thought we was pretty good We talked about keepin' the band together 'N' we figured that we should 'Cause about this time we was gettin' the eye From the girls in the neighborhood They'd all come over 'n' dance around Like... Twenty teen-age girls dash In and go STOMP-CLAP, STOMP-CLAP-CLAP... So we picked out a stupid name Had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks 'N' we was on our way to fame Got matching suits 'N' Beatle Boots 'N' a sign on the back of the car 'N' we was ready to work in a GO-GO Bar ONE TWO THREE FOUR LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE! People seemed to like our song They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta noise An' it wasn't 'fore very long A guy from a company we can't name Said we oughta take his pen N' sign on the line for a real good time But he didn't tell us when These "good times" would be somethin' That was really happenin' So the band broke up An' it looks like We will never play again... Guess you only get one chance in life To play a song that goes like... Screams out the window... Turn it down! Turn it DOWN! I have children sleeping here... Don't you boys know any nice songs? Well the years was rollin' by, yeah Heavy Metal 'n' Glitter Rock Had caught the public eye, yeah Snotty boys with lipstick on Was really flyin' high, yeah 'N' then they got that Disco thing 'N' New Wave came along 'N' all of a sudden I thought the time Had come for that old song We used to play in "Joe's Garage" And if I am not wrong You will soon be dancin' to... The WHITE ZONE is For loading and Unloading only. If you Gotta load or unload, Go to the WHITE ZONE. You'll love it... Well the years was rollin' by (etc.)... I'm calling THE POLICE! I did it! They'll be here... shortly! This is the Police... I'm not joking around anymore We have the garage surrounded If you give yourself up We will not harm you Or hurt you neither You'll see them This is the Police There they are, they're coming! Give yourself up We will not harm you Listen to that mess, would you? This is the Police Give yourself up We have the garage surrounded Everday this goes on around here! We will not harm you, or maim you (SWAT Team 4, move in!) He used cut my grass... He was very nice boy... That's DISGUSTING! This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... That was Joe's first confrontation with The Law. Naturally, we were easy on him. One of our friendly counselors gave him A do-nut... and told him to Stick closer to church-oriented social activities

I'm only a casual fan of Zappa, but this is one of my favorites along with Muffin Man and Don't Eat The Yellow Snow.

He saw thie medias evil control before anyone

ich glaube, 2012 / 2013 hatte ich ( noch, dann apruppte KEINE mehr ) interessante #couchSurfingKontakte

Cracking me up laughing 😂. Good old Zappa

Nobody's ever cared the way you feel Nobody's ever really noticed you're for real Nobody's ever really shared your pain And I know you've been delirious, standing out in the midnight rain But it's alright Love has found you Love is gonna be everywhere around you now Nobody's ever cared how high you fly Nobody ever gave a damn if you live or die, why? No one's ever tried to be your friend No one's been that serious to want to stay tp the bitter end But it's alright Love has found you Love is gonna be everywhere around you now And it's never gonna let you down Love is gonna take you off the shelf And never put you in a bag Time don't pay no never mind You gotta catch it where you can But it's alright And now my friend Take another number if you wonder when it's comin' 'round again Nobody's ever dared to take you on Most of all, been scared to be your mama Soon it's getting tough to fan your flame (?) If someone cared, give you a helping hand, to pull you out of the midnight rain But it's alright Love has found you, love is gonna be everywhere around you now And it's never gonna let you down Love is gonna pick you off the floor And never throw you like a rag What's always been unreachable is now falling in your hands But it's alright

Absolutely one of the greatest songwriters to ever have lived. Rock on Mark Mikel.

Who's listening during the corona lockdown???

Frank could certainly deliver a freaky hippie psychedelic cynical comical rock and roll creepy fiendish critique of society.. A high court jester of the rock and roll world, a unique contribution...

Discovered these guys on an old sampler CD of my dad's. They really stood out as genuinely skilled and inspired band.

LMAO I LOVE FRANK!!!!!!!!!

after reading about some clown saying John Williams' Star Wars music is 'problematic' and encouraging hate , and published in The Media , Zappa knew the score decades before we did. and with a track left off a guns n roses remaster, The Puritans might get their claws in further.

When I was a kid this was the most scary shit ever! And yet I loved it.

I stuck closer to church oriented activities, but then, Toad O came along.

The central scrutinizer for president.

10/10

If dont get this vote conserative

Peace & love good music

ummm, yeah, really bad ass, more than 2 comments deserved. hidden gem old skool

Excellent

Right now?

NICE........

NSA…Never Steal Again!!!…Fucking Basturds….hehehe…what cums around, goes around!! Cheers, Uncle Hexy :):):)…time for mo Wacky Tabacky and a shot Devil Bean

4 big tech firms all banned Infowars within 12 hours of each other. "Music" in this song is a metaphor for the things that really matter: life in self determination, creativity, freedom of thought and speech.

Frank was way ahead of his time.

Hi its me i'm back

Grease Painted Facial Coverage

the remaster really and truly did this song justice.

that huge thud was climate change running into impassable ice

Zappa (was) is a musician king.

Sweet indeed!

Jeff Sessions - the modern embodiment of The Central Scrutinizer

Just add water, makes its own sauce. My balls feel like a pair of maraca's too! Zappa= Brilliant!!!

awe damnnn

PMSL top shit Frank

reminds me of days long gone by beer mushrooms and grass ffs i'm getting old PMSL

Central Scrutinizer AND Joe's Garage? Nice.