Trump: It's My Right 'To Do National Emergency'

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  • The day after he calmly read a carefully-worded speech from a prompter, Donald Trump was right back to rant about medieval tactics and supercars.
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  • @nmj530
    @nmj530 5 лет назад +260

    I wish he would give up on the wall, the way he gave up on that umbrella.

    • @terriharrison2095
      @terriharrison2095 5 лет назад +17

      nmj530 : or how he gave up on his marriages

    • @cloudfa1177
      @cloudfa1177 5 лет назад +2

      This is my new favorite thing

    • @jaythebluegamer5922
      @jaythebluegamer5922 5 лет назад +1

      I wish he'd give up on the presidency the way he gave up on that umbrella. At least VP Pence would be a competent president. Even if I don't agree with all of even most of his points.

    • @michaelbronco1023
      @michaelbronco1023 5 лет назад +1

      Ha! That was great.

  • @bobburroughs6241
    @bobburroughs6241 5 лет назад +665

    The only humanitarian crisis is the one created by him - 800,000 out of work.

    • @firstwave1890
      @firstwave1890 5 лет назад +32

      It's much more than that actually, those are just the federal workers!
      There are many others who are affected as well,many who are in the service industry who have lost business due to this shut down.
      Trump is being a complete asshole with this, he needs to be removed before he does anymore damage to the country

    • @gaileybird
      @gaileybird 5 лет назад +29

      And many of them are required to work without pay. Isn’t that illegal?

    • @nickvencill7752
      @nickvencill7752 5 лет назад +25

      bob burroughs Not to mention the TSA having employment issues. The fight for the southern border has made airports, the place most terrorists and illegal immigrants enter, less secure. Ironic...

    • @Wolfboss7
      @Wolfboss7 5 лет назад +17

      What's truly eye-catching (or nauseating if you prefer) is how Trump said he can "sympathize" with these people. There's being insensitive then there's just being an asshole, as usual Trump chooses the route of utmost dickery.

    • @micahandme8078
      @micahandme8078 5 лет назад +4

      @@gaileybird I would be looking for work somewhere else. I dont work for free.

  • @volcryndarkstar3283
    @volcryndarkstar3283 5 лет назад +81

    If I was that reporter and Trump tried to redirect my question like that I would've said,
    "Mr. President, I do have an opinion but that's irrelevant. I'm a journalist, which means I'm here to listen to what my country's leadership has to say, not spread my own agenda. Despite your claims of the press being enemies of the public the reality is that the press is simply the mechanism of transparency by which YOU are answerable to the public. That means I ask the questions and you answer them. Now let's try this again."

    • @DresdenShuffle
      @DresdenShuffle 5 лет назад +12

      His head would explode if you said that. He'd be like a robot computing an error over and over again until it combusts.

    • @chuckfinley3940
      @chuckfinley3940 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/RhA9XL7619E/видео.html

    • @scottnerenberg9134
      @scottnerenberg9134 5 лет назад +12

      If I was the reporter I would answer "if I were you I would say no to the tanning salon since it makes me look so orange". And follow up with "and I would resign for the greater good but would feel for all the comedians making a living off me".
      MAGA - manipulating all gullible Americans

    • @sincerelylavender6147
      @sincerelylavender6147 5 лет назад

      Yes and the reporter could have said that he himself would never had shut down the government in the first place, but would work with negotiations to get stuff done. I agree with you. Reporter should have been gracious and given a better answer back. He seemed nervous in answering. Maybe because he was afraid to have his press pass suspended.

    • @AuditClerk
      @AuditClerk 5 лет назад +2

      @Volcryn Darkstar: Sigh. If only you were that reporter ... EPIC comeback!

  • @VultureClone
    @VultureClone 5 лет назад +14

    Oh jeez, him arguing like a child with that reporter just screams of a complete lack of emotional intelligence. That's what moronic, childlike bullies do when they're trying to win an argument that they know they can't win.

  • @eled5728
    @eled5728 5 лет назад +50

    What kind of amnesia Dumtrampets are in. He had majority in both Chambers for 2 years and his own party didn't give him the Wall

  • @Cypresssina
    @Cypresssina 5 лет назад +287

    "Is my distraction working? I give the best distractions. Look at my uuuuuuuuge wall and ignore that whole investigation thing.... "

    • @DresdenShuffle
      @DresdenShuffle 5 лет назад +8

      "Look at that huge distraction over there. It's illegals driving their incredibly powerful cars towards the border. Did you know they have amazing cars? It's true, I've seen them. They're huge. Biggest. Best. Not even Batman has a car like that, I'm telling ya, it's a dangerous thing those cars. Gotta build the wall higher cause they have rocket boosters and can easily clear a 100 feet. So... yeah, gonna need another 5 billion to make the wall even bigger"
      - Drumpf addressing the media

    • @mairewalton5670
      @mairewalton5670 5 лет назад +1

      Celldweller Fangirl ..... “they turn left.... I think you’ll find.... it’s not right! Then they go straight down and turn right......”!!!!????? Duh....His own mouth can’t be controlled by his own 🧠

    • @johnsnow1114
      @johnsnow1114 5 лет назад

      lol. let the illegal immigrants pour into your home, by all means you are welcome

    • @mairewalton5670
      @mairewalton5670 5 лет назад +1

      John Snow .....silly little man...🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnsnow1114
      @johnsnow1114 5 лет назад

      actually, that's Tyrion

  • @honeybabou6119
    @honeybabou6119 5 лет назад +17

    "Tonight, I'm a-speaking to you." The Don.

  • @PetProjects2011
    @PetProjects2011 5 лет назад +8

    Couldn't that reporter have simply said, "Yes, I think you should sign that so workers can get paid"? Why was he dodging the question?

    • @lesablessed4852
      @lesablessed4852 5 лет назад

      He didn't want to get thrown out before 45.

    • @DresdenShuffle
      @DresdenShuffle 5 лет назад +4

      Because he knew Trump was trying to bait him into the response "Well that's why I'm President and you're not"

    • @JC-pp3ux
      @JC-pp3ux 5 лет назад +3

      Because journalists are ethically bound not to BE the story. They are simply supposed to report on the story.

    • @chasinglife43
      @chasinglife43 5 лет назад +3

      Trump was not letting him get a word in anyhow. Every time the reporter started to speak, that ignoramus spoke over him asking the same question.

  • @DianeBanks1
    @DianeBanks1 5 лет назад +319

    "Mr. President, Steel slats are not the metal bars we want you behind." (Amen! ;)

  • @adsensedd
    @adsensedd 5 лет назад +37

    That reporter should have replied with "Are you asking for advice Mr President??"

    • @toidean4834
      @toidean4834 5 лет назад +2

      Reporters never follow through with a good come back

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 лет назад +1

      @@toidean4834 True, unfortunately

  • @e.michaelrosales8913
    @e.michaelrosales8913 5 лет назад +169

    A deranged, unstable, defeated and incompetent man is the most powerful person in the world.

    • @HughSHay
      @HughSHay 5 лет назад +9

      Who's more powerful the puppet or the string-puller?

    • @christopherjenny7897
      @christopherjenny7897 5 лет назад +5

      Not a stable genius?

    • @TheAubis
      @TheAubis 5 лет назад +6

      If the president was the most powerfull man in the world, the wall would be built.you mean most powerful man in the white house.

    • @usefulstuff8435
      @usefulstuff8435 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks for voting him into office

    • @leilanisunsets1362
      @leilanisunsets1362 5 лет назад +1

      And just think they all voted for him except for me

  • @velvetlensfilms3290
    @velvetlensfilms3290 5 лет назад +272

    It amazes me that trump can out stupid him self every time....

    • @jamesricesr.463
      @jamesricesr.463 5 лет назад +5

      When you're a brain dead chia pet like trump It's really not that hard.

    • @omgchocolate4857
      @omgchocolate4857 5 лет назад +3

      @John Cunningham hypocrisy at its best.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +4

      But who's more stupid: the fool or his followers?

    • @fiddlyphuk6414
      @fiddlyphuk6414 5 лет назад

      If that were true it only meant he took lessons from obama

    • @fiddlyphuk6414
      @fiddlyphuk6414 5 лет назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 The fool with HER followers a close second and them all crying like babies when Trump won.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +202

    Maybe put a tax on firearms and ammunition to pay for the wall... We'll see how his base feels about it then.

    • @miskatonicalumni5612
      @miskatonicalumni5612 5 лет назад +3

      You know they are literally donating their own money out of pocket on gofundme right?

    • @DresdenShuffle
      @DresdenShuffle 5 лет назад +15

      CIA_Proxy Dude, best part about that is there is a counter go fund me to give the Mexicans ladders to climb the wall. Made me laugh quite hard.

    • @lilsammich8252
      @lilsammich8252 5 лет назад +5

      @@DresdenShuffle When I think of all the NASCAR vacations sacrificed for the wall it brings a Patriotic tear to my eye.

    • @tbzrss
      @tbzrss 5 лет назад +1

      Brilliant!!!

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify 5 лет назад +2

      better yet he's allegedly worth 14 billion why doesn't he pay for it?

  • @rudyvillarreal8071
    @rudyvillarreal8071 5 лет назад +105

    I live near the border, It’s never been more peaceful. Trump visiting our Rio Grand Valley tomorrow, to tell us that we have a national emergency.

    • @hankhill6529
      @hankhill6529 5 лет назад +1

      So youre admitting that the increased security has made it more peaceful?

    • @XiaoGuanYin104
      @XiaoGuanYin104 5 лет назад +27

      @@hankhill6529 obviously that is not what he said

    • @lfvdb1
      @lfvdb1 5 лет назад +8

      @@hankhill6529 what are you talking about?

    • @lindasandoval8944
      @lindasandoval8944 5 лет назад +2

      Agree

    • @rudyvillarreal8071
      @rudyvillarreal8071 5 лет назад +11

      Sorry but it’s always been peaceful here

  • @FULL-HUNDRED
    @FULL-HUNDRED 5 лет назад +22

    “Mr. President, steel slats are not the walls WE want you behind.” 💯
    “Many say, you are the national emergency.” 💡

  • @tootz1950
    @tootz1950 5 лет назад +8

    OMG I can't cry anymore.

  • @faceoff3315
    @faceoff3315 5 лет назад +381

    Make America great again Impeach Donald J Trump and Mike Pence from Office.

    • @Givulinovich
      @Givulinovich 5 лет назад +18

      Thank you for saying take them both. Pence talks like a Christian, yet supports Trump treating the poor so inhumanely. He too needs to go.

    • @jr3624
      @jr3624 5 лет назад +1

      Keep crying Liberal lmao. MAGA 2020! BUILD THAT WALL!

    • @nickvencill7752
      @nickvencill7752 5 лет назад +8

      onlyfacts Campaign fraud and collusion, just like trump.

    • @carolinagallegos3926
      @carolinagallegos3926 5 лет назад +1

      @@Mark_Chandler Mother has the morals, that's why daddy is on a leash!!!

    • @nickvencill7752
      @nickvencill7752 5 лет назад +9

      mark brown Mike “zap a gay today” Pence? I think not sir. He’s a Trump crony, just as immoral and twisted as trump himself. He just thinks he’s a good Christian

  • @elviejodelmar2795
    @elviejodelmar2795 5 лет назад +190

    Mexico's president Lopez Obrador holds a DAILY press conference to update the people of Mexico about their government's progress. After his report, he answers questions from the press. This morning, one reporter asked him about the Oval Office screed and specifically about Trump's claim that the updated trade deal profits would pay for the wall. Essentially, he laughed -- but with appropriate presidential decorum.

    • @DresdenShuffle
      @DresdenShuffle 5 лет назад +10

      Ed Tolliver How are those Supercars going for them? Batman give them some tech to get them so advanced?

    • @alexsmith1207
      @alexsmith1207 5 лет назад +13

      What big difference, We came from Obama being a chill guy to a narcissist. Lopez Obrador respects the journalist wish we had a president like that 😞

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 5 лет назад +11

      @@alexsmith1207 Very very easy for a narcissist to become president. Trump's far from the only one in the world right now. When a society starts to malfunction and the media stoke fear, the people become very susceptible to a 'strongman' persona and are easily duped by quick-fix promises.

    • @mebeingU2
      @mebeingU2 5 лет назад +3

      Tarryn,...and welcome to 2016!! You're right. The question is, are the people satisfied with their strong man leader, or do they realize he's really a straw-man...Who's incompetent?

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 5 лет назад +2

      @@mebeingU2 Considering his approval ratings are virtually unchanged since he took office, I'd say the people who voted for him are very much still wearing their blinders. And the media has not stopped stoking fear and outrage. The ONLY way to stop it is to break up the conglomerates and for-profit news. There shouldn't be 24 hour news channels and news should be a public information service - they should be government-funded (but not controlled) and not allowed to sell add space. Anchors should be public servants, not celebrities.

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar 5 лет назад +20

    "Trump: It's My Right 'To Do National Emergency'" and "I am National Emergency" … Now I want a pic of him from his speech and those words splattered across the page.

  • @dealwolfstriked272
    @dealwolfstriked272 5 лет назад +3

    0:34
    Tonight I am ESpeaking to you....Trump been practicing his enemies language lately?!?

  • @thepackable
    @thepackable 5 лет назад +120

    You deserve a cape Colbert. Because you are a hero.

    • @Popsjoernalist
      @Popsjoernalist 5 лет назад +5

      NO CAPES!

    • @Miss1Ginger
      @Miss1Ginger 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed!

    • @johnsnow1114
      @johnsnow1114 5 лет назад

      @thepackable more like a zero

    • @thepackable
      @thepackable 5 лет назад

      @@johnsnow1114 this isn't a video about you or your manchild prez. Keep living in your little fantasy world kiddo.

  • @AClassOldie
    @AClassOldie 5 лет назад +54

    Nobody got "liarside chat"? It was brilliant

    • @carrylhicks7352
      @carrylhicks7352 5 лет назад +4

      AClassOldie....I DId catch that liarside chat joke lol😂😂

    • @kurtzelasko1330
      @kurtzelasko1330 5 лет назад +2

      I thought it was really good too. I still used fireside chat to this day lol

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 5 лет назад

      to many wet behind the ears whippersnappers that weren't taught history and doomed to repeat it.

  • @stevenjamison5896
    @stevenjamison5896 5 лет назад +3

    WTF is he talking about with the cars? I have not heard that one before. Sweet Jesus.....

  • @shanegraham2500
    @shanegraham2500 5 лет назад +14

    "John" should have said "Yes!".
    "Would I pay American workers the money they're owed so they can keep the lights on and feed their families? Yes. Yessir, I certainly would, sir!"

  • @palsp666
    @palsp666 5 лет назад +363

    Stephen Colbert is king of late night shows.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 5 лет назад +94

    Inside the WH meeting @SenSchumer said to Trump: “You are using people as leverage. Why won't you open the government and stop hurting people?” Trump responded: "Because then you won't give me what I want." All I have to say is “When someone shows you who they are believe them the first time.” ― Maya Angelou

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 лет назад +1

      Hmmm, hmmmm~ Hurting people... to get what he wants... where have I heard that tactic before?
      ...Hmmm...
      ...Oh! That's right.
      *Fucking terrorists* do that! >.

  • @annalisevezina
    @annalisevezina 5 лет назад

    I just learned about Fireside Chats from when FDR was president during The Great Depression and it makes so much sense!! Thanks Mrs. Pasquale!!

  • @lexarico7606
    @lexarico7606 5 лет назад +1

    Oh my,God! Stephen is hilarious ! The behind bars bit was priceless.

  • @NephariusMusic
    @NephariusMusic 5 лет назад +127

    How is he gonna ask someone for their opinion and then not let them talk? 🙄

    • @beau6113
      @beau6113 5 лет назад

      Nepharius • he wasn’t talking, he was giving talking points.

    • @trinaholman4083
      @trinaholman4083 5 лет назад +3

      @Jean Kennedy I keep waiting for that to happen. I figure one reason why he is staying so close to home is because the SS has cut his back to a bare minimum, making him pretty much a prisoner. I applaud them for their dedication to their duty, but a massive outbreak of "Blue Flu" might drive home the point.

    • @kingrobert1st
      @kingrobert1st 5 лет назад +1

      Not difficult when you're an aggressive, self righteous sociopath.

    • @narcissistically2461
      @narcissistically2461 5 лет назад +1

      it doesn't really matter because as a journalist, the guy can't answer or he'll never be hired again.

    • @m.d.4231
      @m.d.4231 5 лет назад +7

      its all for show, he knows reporters cannot answer his questions but in the impossible event that he does give his opinion, trump can once again claim that the media is biased against him. A schoolyard bully masquerading as a strongman

  • @Luinta
    @Luinta 5 лет назад +36

    "Is that what you would do in my position? Cus I have no @#$%ing clue what I'm doing and you seem like a reasonable person."

    • @Vamirez
      @Vamirez 5 лет назад +5

      The guy should have just said: "YES! And I wouldn't have caused this farce in the first place."

    • @markstreeter6147
      @markstreeter6147 5 лет назад

      @@Vamirez exactly...was really disappointed he didn't say exactly that.

    • @perfectlycoiffed05
      @perfectlycoiffed05 5 лет назад +3

      The way he aggressively antagonized that reporter would have been grounds for a straight up fight in any other setting!

    • @lettylunasical4766
      @lettylunasical4766 5 лет назад +1

      He should have said, "I'd never be in a position where I have to ask other people how to do my job."
      He'd be banned, but it'd be worth it.

  • @juancarlosvaldes4538
    @juancarlosvaldes4538 5 лет назад +16

    If I was that reporter being asked by Trump what I would do, There is NO DOUBT in my mind that I would say YES, GIVE THE WORKERS BACK THEIR JOBS or EXPECT BEING IMPEACHED!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 5 лет назад +2

    "It's been three weeks, Nancy. Can I have my wall now?"
    "No."
    "OH, COME ON!"

  • @malako777A
    @malako777A 5 лет назад +79

    how cool it woud be if that journalist answer trump with a " if i were in your position i would resign" THAT would be epic!

    • @patterofheads256
      @patterofheads256 5 лет назад

      These aren't journalists, these are activists. Journalists should be reporting on the facts, not trying to push agendas.

    • @joshuapray
      @joshuapray 5 лет назад +17

      @@patterofheads256 Eh...? That's *precisely* what this journalist did. He *didn't* go the activist route, and stuck the the pertinent question. God, what planet are you from? If he _had_ responded with a zinger that made the crowd roar, you'd have some ground. But, since he didn't, your comment is empty and based on nothing but your own political bias. The repetitive, baseless nonsense of people like you is insufferable. It really is.

    • @Lobishomem
      @Lobishomem 5 лет назад +5

      Asking a question is "pushing an agenda"? @@patterofheads256

    • @ArcaJ
      @ArcaJ 5 лет назад +6

      The number one rule of journalism is, "don't become the story." If the reporter took 45's bait, he would have been painted as a biased, partisan hack. He would have been useless to his news company. That's what 45 wanted, to nullify the question by destroying the reporter's integrity.
      I applaud the reporter for not giving in to a bully.

    • @batintheattic7293
      @batintheattic7293 5 лет назад +2

      At that juncture, Ricardo, several answers ran through my mind. Last, but not least, of which was, "... but, what IS your position? Which one are we talking about". I might have offered him my thoughts on how to not come across as such an obvious conman.

  • @smthone
    @smthone 5 лет назад +178

    It's brutal how spineless the GOP is to this toddler, and how they let him run the country like King Geoffery.

    • @vickikasco
      @vickikasco 5 лет назад

      Have you heard: "The meek shall inherit the Earth"?

    • @iamthebeatmaster
      @iamthebeatmaster 5 лет назад

      imagine if it was crooked hillary.

    • @smthone
      @smthone 5 лет назад +23

      iamthebeatmaster yeah I can. We would still have allies that respected us, the government wouldn’t be shut down for 20 days, and everyday wouldn’t be a highlight reel of utter stupidity on twitter and live on tv.

    • @mikagami69
      @mikagami69 5 лет назад +1

      @@smthone When you perfectly summarize current events

    • @blackbutterfly9193
      @blackbutterfly9193 5 лет назад

      We need to go after the Republicans Senators , next And Lindsey Graham, state need not to re elect him .

  • @mtrethowan
    @mtrethowan 5 лет назад +17

    ??? "My fellow Americans, tonight I am misspeaking to you..." Did I f'n hear that right?

  • @1458joay
    @1458joay 5 лет назад +1

    I live Indio, Ca which is an 1hr 30min from Mexicali, B.C, Mexico one of entry points California has. I've been to Mexicali about 35 times in the past two years and there is no immigration crisis. The Coachella Valley has a large immigrant population and it's rather calm here.

  • @pradhanmilan
    @pradhanmilan 5 лет назад +58

    Best line: "It's not gonna change a damn thing, but I'm still doing it." ...would also be an honest pitch for the wall. :D

  • @drina4706
    @drina4706 5 лет назад +138

    He gaslights all the freaking time!!! Even when you confront him with a tape if himself!!! The Narcissist is strong in this one!!!😒🤦‍♀️🤢🙅‍♀️😱😕😮😣😢👎

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 лет назад +4

      Yes, it's scary

    • @Maennlichkeitsbeauftragter
      @Maennlichkeitsbeauftragter 5 лет назад +6

      Drina theres a missing Emoji. I dont trust you

    • @MotokoKusanagi
      @MotokoKusanagi 5 лет назад

      Indeed.

    • @MinesAGuinness
      @MinesAGuinness 5 лет назад +1

      Absolutely, and it's a very successful tactic for him. All it takes is for the credulous not to view the rebuttal, or to hear his false claim first, and he has the upper hand, and everybody feels that they have to go on the back foot trying to refute his claims rather than assert their own points or policies. It is far, far harder to change somebody's impressions of reality, however provably false, than it is to instil an idea in an undecided mind. I suggest the best strategy would be to refuse to respond to his wild claims and leave him without a sparing partner, while using all available means to promote completely different topics and positive ideas without reference to the President - to the point of abandoning his press briefings and immediately changing to a different topic if the President or something he has tweeted is mentioned.

    • @vickikasco
      @vickikasco 5 лет назад

      careful with your language and calling being what they are NOT!

  • @ApexComplete
    @ApexComplete 5 лет назад +102

    Booooo. Why make shit up to bash the dem response? Just because it wasnt "exciting" enough? The actual message of the dem response was summed up by Schumer: "The symbol of America should be the Statue of Liberty, not a 30-foot wall". Which was pretty powerful to those who believe in our nation's ideals and traditions.

    • @reallynow5357
      @reallynow5357 5 лет назад +6

      relax

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 5 лет назад +9

      @@reallynow5357 Sorry but it's hard to relax when the entire nation is falling apart.

    • @justgivemethetruth
      @justgivemethetruth 5 лет назад +3

      The symbol of American cannot be the Statue of Liberty. Those days are gone.

    • @ApexComplete
      @ApexComplete 5 лет назад +5

      @@justgivemethetruth so your argument is that Americans are now too shitty of a society to live up to their own ideals, and the Great Experiment has resoundingly failed? Interesting, but why do you believe this?

    • @williambell3304
      @williambell3304 5 лет назад

      Oh hush funny's funny.

  • @JavierCastro-dq2ho
    @JavierCastro-dq2ho 5 лет назад +110

    I cant bealive this man-child is the president of the USA, 7:53

    • @dayo4ever
      @dayo4ever 5 лет назад +7

      The world's oldest 7th grader...

    • @death_stalker
      @death_stalker 5 лет назад +3

      Lol I’m a man child but I know when there is responsibilities I won take the job especially the most important country in the world

    • @bugfolk6323
      @bugfolk6323 5 лет назад

      Yeah classic 2 year old behavior there...Arms folded and "I'm not moving and I don't care until I get my way..." And yet I wonder what if "John" had the courage to say "yes, that is indeed what I'd do." if Trump might have reacted differently?

    • @leilanisunsets1362
      @leilanisunsets1362 5 лет назад

      And just think people wanted him for president, except for me

    • @bugfolk6323
      @bugfolk6323 5 лет назад

      @@leilanisunsets1362 There were a lot of people who didn't want Trump for president. One of the problems was they didn't vote.

  • @dHolbach77
    @dHolbach77 5 лет назад +57

    "Liar-side chat". Great one!

  • @Fantumh
    @Fantumh 5 лет назад +67

    Does he have pictures of these unbelievable vehicles? And is Mel Gibson in any of the pictures?

    • @jamesmason7979
      @jamesmason7979 5 лет назад +2

      This comment is too funny. I'm recovering from a sore throat and I'm not supposed to be laughing this hard.

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 5 лет назад +5

      Nah, he just fell asleep during a screening of Mortal Engines.

  • @ialien2077
    @ialien2077 5 лет назад +2

    John should have answered: " I don't want you to sign, I want you to resign."

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 5 лет назад +15

    "It's not going to change a thing, but I'm still doing it." Holy shit, that's the most honest Trump's been since he ever ran for president.

  • @kbbeats3099
    @kbbeats3099 5 лет назад +104

    Here's the problem folks. I don't think anybody is truly taking into account the cost of not just the wall, but upkeep, diesel fuel, cost of labor, cost of draining Mass amounts of water from parts of land not suitable for construction... The fact that it's more than two thousand miles. I mean for God's sake, the JP Morgan tower in Houston costs 2 billion dollars to build... Just one building!!! How the hell are you expecting to build a 2000 mile wall for just more than double 1 skyscraper

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 5 лет назад +18

      also just the fucking timescale of such a project, trump will likely be out of offcie before its even close to completion

    • @lovemoviesful2
      @lovemoviesful2 5 лет назад +21

      You think Trump and his zombie would be able to understand that? No lol.

    • @annarehbinder7540
      @annarehbinder7540 5 лет назад +6

      And he’s supposed to be in construction ....

    • @nora22000
      @nora22000 5 лет назад +7

      Mexico must pay for the wall. Until they agree, let's forget about a wall.

    • @HaliPuppeh
      @HaliPuppeh 5 лет назад +14

      Are you kidding? He's just pulling figures outta his ass. I've heard him quote at least four different costs for this "wall". All he knows is "build a wall"... he doesn't have an actual PLAN for it. He hasn't given any more thought to it than "we need a wall".

  • @Cooper349
    @Cooper349 5 лет назад +53

    "They have the best vehicles"....really?? HA HA HA HA HA HA Trump is getting completely nuts!!

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 5 лет назад +3

      Getting? I think he GOT

    • @gisawslonim9716
      @gisawslonim9716 5 лет назад +6

      Is he thinking of "Mad Max"? Well, all that sort of desert scenery might remind him of Mexico but...

    • @zwegertpeter8770
      @zwegertpeter8770 5 лет назад +1

      They have fast cars and drive furiously. Oh wait. They used wall defeating tunnels in that one.

    • @hellomynameis3922
      @hellomynameis3922 5 лет назад

      Hes talking about the cartels when he mentions the vehicles. These cartels have armoured cars that are military grade. They have night vision windows in some (look up TX state police records to see them) Go on and repeat the liberal agenda Colbert pushed in your throat but try not to be that outright stupid and taking things out of context. He wasn't talking about immigrants vehicles. He was talking about cartels and ms 13

    • @naerwyn239
      @naerwyn239 5 лет назад

      You best not be talkin shit on my honda civic, bro.

  • @sudamamalove
    @sudamamalove 5 лет назад +4

    Am I the only one who noticed the language used in the beginning? "I'ma speaking to you" wtf sounds like a gangster movie lol Ima speaking to you😂

  • @wp2746
    @wp2746 5 лет назад +2

    “At the reekwest of...”. You think a speech impediment is a telltale sign for something ?

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 5 лет назад +313

    Trump should build the WALL out of Hillary's emails... since No one can get over them 😉

  • @jamesinbaltimore5487
    @jamesinbaltimore5487 5 лет назад +49

    All together now...Lock him up, Lock him up, lock him up.

  • @eliottmalhotra909
    @eliottmalhotra909 5 лет назад +6

    0:40 I’ve never heard anything so grammatically correct exit him

  • @BlindTom61
    @BlindTom61 5 лет назад +3

    No one addresses the terrible impact on the environment when you cut a thousand plus miles of open land in half.

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 5 лет назад +78

    YES... I would have answered... I Would STOP being a childish President and open the Government... If I was in your position. 😡

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 лет назад +1

      And Drumpf instead takes the high road by snapping back at the guy asking "Why don't you maybe pay some of our civil servants at least", with the non-argument "Do you think I should do that? Huh? Huh?! Think I should? Would you, huh?" No reasoning, just macho bullplop.

  • @junkequation
    @junkequation 5 лет назад +189

    Colbert and Seth Meyers are just brilliant. I'm gonna wake up the whole house laughing

    • @thedudeghost6603
      @thedudeghost6603 5 лет назад +3

      I like Colbert but Meyers jokes are so lame to me sometimes it makes me cringe.

    • @junkequation
      @junkequation 5 лет назад +6

      hum. They both crack me up, even when the Trump Presidency should have me completely depressed.

    • @karenjanusch9288
      @karenjanusch9288 5 лет назад +8

      Don't forget Trevor Noah! Superb

    • @DavidLindes
      @DavidLindes 5 лет назад +4

      or Samantha Bee

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 5 лет назад +2

      I was in a deep depressive state over the holidays without them! I know they are comedians, but if I don't laugh at this fustercluck of an admin, I'll cry and never stop. Thank them for giving us hope there is light at the end of this tunnel

  • @Devonellah
    @Devonellah 5 лет назад

    We sure love you Stephen Colbert!!!! You bring so much joy and sanity during these times chaos...

  • @MisterItchy
    @MisterItchy 5 лет назад +1

    Why didn't that reporter say, "In a heartbeat" and then follow that up with "Because I'm not a fucking moron!" Sure, it might be his last press conference but it would be so worth it!

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day 5 лет назад +5

    "Steel slats are NOT the metal bars we want u behind." Ohhhhh yeahhh...i agree! Lol😅

  • @SunScourge
    @SunScourge 5 лет назад +61

    He was proud to shut down the government, but didn't want this outcome? Looks like someone doesn't understand the concept of consequences. Makes sense, with his upbringing, and of course he didn't look into it now.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 5 лет назад +3

      It reminds me so much of his tweet that "Trade wars are good, and easy to win." Absolutely clueless.

    • @noohairdontcare
      @noohairdontcare 5 лет назад

      Bob Baker you’re getting kinda salty, bro. Tired of winning?? Careful out there, snowflake.

  • @hanks.7237
    @hanks.7237 5 лет назад

    Stephen Colbert is so courageous. A man in his position taking every Hollywood safe position as his own...... Heroic!!

  • @FlameAdder
    @FlameAdder 5 лет назад +2

    Sounds like he was genuinely seeking counsel at the end there

  • @dahalofreeek
    @dahalofreeek 5 лет назад +90

    Trump saying that illegal immigrants have amazing vehicles is impressively crazy.

    • @danielwright174
      @danielwright174 5 лет назад +8

      You got to B really dumb to say something that stupid. He makes it sound like we are in the days of the Road Warriors with the souped up cars. I'm looking for Mel Gibson and Tina Turner.

    • @vickiecerda1918
      @vickiecerda1918 5 лет назад +4

      If they have such amazing cars why would they want to come here in the first place? Really ? This really made me laugh and another thing Mr. President, you don't have a cause to bankrupt the Government with a wall, make American Citizens go broke trying to bully everyone to do what you want! You're a buffoon and a joke. Why are you still in office? Build a wall , start a civil war, you're not to smart. People will definitely still come but I think there should be a meeting and everyone work this out. I'm under the impression that this is a Dictatorship now. How are the people going to overthrow him
      One man right?

    • @89imp03
      @89imp03 5 лет назад +10

      He watched the 4th Fast and Furious and thought it was real lol

    • @paulford9120
      @paulford9120 5 лет назад +4

      Road Warrior paranoia now? Chump has clearly lost all connection to reality. Put him out of our misery and impeach now.

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 лет назад +1

      Bigly.

  • @Gigi-us4jk
    @Gigi-us4jk 5 лет назад +38

    I still can't understand how americans voted for this man.

    • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
      @MikeBrown-ex9nh 5 лет назад +3

      Look at the ones that did and you will understand. Wealthy at the top and stupid and gullible at the bottom.

    • @johnpliskin8759
      @johnpliskin8759 5 лет назад

      well the DNC helped a lot by running hillary, she has always been the last person to jump on the bandwagon (gay marriage, drug laws, etc.) and is just a representation of corporate takeover of both parties, voting for her instead of trump was like branding your foot instead of shooting it

    • @deadraider420
      @deadraider420 5 лет назад

      I understand the vote but not the defense of his policies.

    • @no1nestandsalone387
      @no1nestandsalone387 5 лет назад

      Gigi we didn’t. Russia helped...

    • @heatherwilliams249
      @heatherwilliams249 5 лет назад

      I kind of understand i mean it came down to him or hilary clinton. I think at that point i would have flipped a coin they are as bad as each other first time in my life i have felt genuinly sorry for the american people

  • @zacharygh
    @zacharygh 5 лет назад

    At 1:57, Jon Batiste plays the opening chords to Elvis' "Jailhouse Rock".

  • @fsaiduzzaman
    @fsaiduzzaman 5 лет назад

    I laughed so hard at the car thing. Just...what? That was *especially* left-field.

  • @ROOKTABULA
    @ROOKTABULA 5 лет назад +18

    Empathy: A concept Agolf Twitler doesn't comprehend, an ability he's never had and a word he likely can't spell.

    • @tracyloftsgaarden9512
      @tracyloftsgaarden9512 5 лет назад +2

      Agolf Twitler hahahahahahaha!!!!!

    • @lorenyoung791
      @lorenyoung791 5 лет назад

      He did use that word once, by accident. He tried to say, "I'm pissy" but he lithped.

  • @nickrich56
    @nickrich56 5 лет назад +45

    What time is it? It's Mueller time.

    • @batintheattic7293
      @batintheattic7293 5 лет назад

      When's it going to happen? I'm starting to think the 'Mueller probe' was nothing more than a Trump orchestrated illusion of persistent peril to fill the hole any REAL threat could occupy (for the whole natural life of the Trump presidency). It could all be a cunning ploy to hold any genuine challenges/investigations at bay.
      At this point - do we remember how the Mueller probe started and who chose the team? What if it's like 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' with girlfriends pretending to be parents etc.?

  • @johnparrish9215
    @johnparrish9215 5 лет назад +4

    Well, he does have the right to declare a National Emergency.
    AND............
    We have the right to use the 25th Amendment.

  • @SacredGrooves4
    @SacredGrooves4 5 лет назад +1

    "Toddler in charge" looks and sounds like my tired 4-year old when she is trying to read another book out loud before passing out. LOL Followed by Mama Pelosi and Papa Schumy LOL

  • @bunnyzszs
    @bunnyzszs 5 лет назад +18

    19 days is almost 2 Scaramouccis.

    • @Mr._Anderpson
      @Mr._Anderpson 5 лет назад +5

      One of the best jokes in the comments. Well done.

    • @bunnyzszs
      @bunnyzszs 5 лет назад +3

      Thank you😊

    • @meeranaidu4656
      @meeranaidu4656 5 лет назад +2

      Haaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa!!! Brilliant!

  • @HeartFeathers
    @HeartFeathers 5 лет назад +433

    If Trump likes Medieval tech so much, can we take away his Twitter and replace it with parchment and an ink well?

    • @Miss1Ginger
      @Miss1Ginger 5 лет назад +4

      Gilatines?

    • @maxg1305
      @maxg1305 5 лет назад +14

      I don't think he can write...

    • @Billaxle
      @Billaxle 5 лет назад +4

      @@maxg1305 To be fair, it took him until he was 35 before he could read...

    • @KhepriX
      @KhepriX 5 лет назад +3

      That pretty much will make him stop, I doubt he can write without the spell checker.

    • @tristanhenderick1120
      @tristanhenderick1120 5 лет назад +5

      are you trying to say guillotines?

  • @orlyyyy1
    @orlyyyy1 5 лет назад +7

    Wait, better cars? Faster cars? Is he basing this whole wall campaign on the Fast and Furious movies?

  • @NaumRusomarov
    @NaumRusomarov 5 лет назад

    Oh wow that quickly escalated...

  • @smilinglizard1248
    @smilinglizard1248 5 лет назад +18

    "What day of the shut down is it?"
    "19"
    Obama please come back. Please.

  • @dyvel
    @dyvel 5 лет назад +174

    Mr. Donald, it's your absolute right to do resignation if you want. Please consider it!

    • @micheletravis9057
      @micheletravis9057 5 лет назад +4

      I would give you a thousand thumbs up it I could,

    • @ignanthunter6050
      @ignanthunter6050 5 лет назад

      He is making America great again he isn't leaving for 6 years sorry Buddy

    • @discipleofsakura
      @discipleofsakura 5 лет назад +1

      @@ignanthunter6050 Educate yourself.

    • @ignanthunter6050
      @ignanthunter6050 5 лет назад

      @@discipleofsakura I am educated which is the main reason I don't believe the first thing the media tells me.unlike you sheep ;)

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 5 лет назад

    07:08 _"Call it what you want, but if we don't have strong bears.."_

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 5 лет назад

    "Liar-side chat" hahahahaha!!! : D

  • @Jiggyfm66
    @Jiggyfm66 5 лет назад +66

    Sometimes I'm curious, why people can laught about this. I mean Stephen is not even writing something aditional anymore he just waits for the next thing just to happen and reacts on that.
    I'm German and I'm a little worried about what is happening at this time in the world especially, when I see high positions like the President of the United States straight up lying his butt of and still get support.
    And yes I'm also worried about my own Goverment. It's just sad and scary that people just believe others who shout the loudest instead of getting the information themselves and question the one who shouts.
    If you look closely, my ancestors made the same mistake about nearly a hundred years ago, why does the world not want to learn from things like that?

    • @MaiAolei
      @MaiAolei 5 лет назад +6

      I'm with you, also regarding nationality.
      I guess the deja vu happening in so many countries right now is more apparent to us, having learnt so much about the rise and the techniques of fascism in our own history.
      But look on the bright side: in about ten years, finally, people will no longer point at Germany and shudder. They can now have their pick of more recent examples.
      If there are any people left to point, that is ...

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 5 лет назад +11

      We have to laugh to keep ourselves sane. The one thing tyrants can't stand is being laughed at.
      Besides, good people like Mueller are working behind the scenes to maintain the rule of law. America does not have the long history of kings and emperors that Europe has, and was founded in defiance of such powers; that independent strain will, we hope and pray, be its saving grace.

    • @emilypaulsen3819
      @emilypaulsen3819 5 лет назад +7

      I laugh only to console myself with the hope that it'll all be over soon and that it isn't really happening. The humor makes it a little better.
      Also, trump HATES being laughed at, so it makes me feel a little better knowing that he knows everyone thinks he's an idiot.

    • @blackbutterfly9193
      @blackbutterfly9193 5 лет назад +2

      He had the Republicans, in congress who allowed him to act like this when the are a separate branch of our government, they are suppose to keep a check on him but because they are greedy for money and be had done things they wanted now the Democrats has the house now you will see a difference.

    • @jefferyleung5222
      @jefferyleung5222 5 лет назад +3

      I thought someone once said that the only thing humans ever learned from the history is that we never learn from the history.
      Another problem with the world is that too many people are being too aggressive, and many people are being illogical or not really using their sane senses. The whole world is progressing too fast materially, but not mentally. Not sure how will everything go in the future, but I hope for the best for humankind as a whole.

  • @mehjones8008
    @mehjones8008 5 лет назад +22

    Impromptu yell-at-the-press event! "I CAN DO EMERGENCY IF I WANT!"

  • @jaynemar1
    @jaynemar1 5 лет назад +5

    One can always tell when he’s reading a script from the TelePrompTer.
    Slowly like a 4th grader, with no affect or emotion.

  • @thesoundsmith
    @thesoundsmith 5 лет назад

    Ba- Bum -piano intro. "Storm coming?" @1:50 - No Steven, that's "Jailhouse Rock...."
    And the Dems response was exactly what I anticipated. And feared. Prozac meets Adderall...

  • @raydeen2k
    @raydeen2k 5 лет назад +7

    I don't know if it's his dentures doing the St. Vitus Dance in his head, or if he's on something, but his speech is definitely getting more and more slurred by the day. Or maybe he didn't quite dodge that syphilis landmine back during his 'Personal Viet Nam'.

  • @Isaiah42069
    @Isaiah42069 5 лет назад +3

    Holy shit the bags under his eyes are so big you could use them to put groceries in..

  • @IBeSyd84
    @IBeSyd84 5 лет назад

    "now if you'll excuse me, i have a leeches appointment" underrated line

  • @hughjarrse
    @hughjarrse 5 лет назад +13

    Why didn't the reporter just say "I wouldn't have got into your position"

  • @Stevobulfer
    @Stevobulfer 5 лет назад +20

    Someone should bring a recorded version of trump admitting to shutting down the government, and just play it every time he tries to blame Democrats.

  • @brianwilliams9997
    @brianwilliams9997 5 лет назад +2

    Where is the steel coming from? Who's back is being scratched with these construction contracts?

  • @therealkakitron
    @therealkakitron 5 лет назад

    What a missed opportunity by that reporter at the end. He should have answered "Yes, absolutely I would".

  • @lccoolpants
    @lccoolpants 5 лет назад +33

    John B. Playing the first two chords of Jailhouse Rock was so great!

    • @darthbee18
      @darthbee18 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂 I noticed it as well

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 5 лет назад +30

    The US military needs more funding. They have an alarming lack of trebuchets!

  • @soulos7081
    @soulos7081 5 лет назад +1

    Jailhouse Rock chords on the keys!

  • @Section5_CdnIntelService
    @Section5_CdnIntelService 5 лет назад +2

    Trump's Italian accent unconvincing: I'm a-speaking to you..."

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 5 лет назад +140

    It worked in Midieval times, because......... wait for it.... They didn't have planes, airports and speed boats..

    • @ChrisTian-yw7jc
      @ChrisTian-yw7jc 5 лет назад +8

      And neither did they just overstay their travel visa...

    • @thewess26
      @thewess26 5 лет назад +17

      And the Huns still occupied China. So it didn't work then either!

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog 5 лет назад +12

      @@ChrisTian-yw7jc yep.. they didn't have VISA's back then.. they just married rich aristocrats.. oh wait.. Trump's done that too.. :)

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog 5 лет назад +5

      @@thewess26 exactly..

    • @jamesernest5345
      @jamesernest5345 5 лет назад +1

      Except the kinds of people who cross the border illegally don't have planes or speed boats and can't get passed airport security without their proper licensing you silly boi

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 5 лет назад +1461

    Please Trump, pleaaaase declare this a National Emergency.
    So the next Democrat president can call one on Climate change, our country's massive student debt, or our healthcare crisis, all without having to refer to a Republican gerrymandered Congress.
    Republicans, tread lightly...

    • @usafveteranandaproudlibera1658
      @usafveteranandaproudlibera1658 5 лет назад +71

      Well put, the reason the republicans let all of this go on for the last 2 years, is because they believe the democrats would never do the same things.

    • @carlospc1986
      @carlospc1986 5 лет назад +14

      Your fine having a president having tantrums?

    • @dannehrbass2977
      @dannehrbass2977 5 лет назад +106

      Ohhhhhhh no no no no! That's badddd idea. Even if we win the next presidency it's only a matter of time before the pubs get it again and declare a state of emergency on... like... the existence of brown people or some shit. Let's try to maintain at least a SEMBLANCE of democracy even if it's broken as fuck
      (to add to this, we should also probably work on fixing our broke ass democracy while we're at it. Abolish the electoral college, end gerrymandering, dismantle capitalism etc.)
      ((don't freak out guys. When I say capitalism I don't mean your freedom to buy things, I mean the hierarchical system which consolidates power for a few individuals at the top and puts profit above human well-being. You'll still be able to buy double cheeseburgers after the revolution, the difference is you''ll also be able to afford the insulin to keep you alive afterwards))

    • @jamesburgess2k
      @jamesburgess2k 5 лет назад +37

      @@dannehrbass2977 it's best that we actually put some actual guidelines on some (if not all) of our legislation dealing with the unchecked presidential powers when dems get in power. AKA TrumpProof our constitution

    • @usafveteranandaproudlibera1658
      @usafveteranandaproudlibera1658 5 лет назад +34

      @@dannehrbass2977 Republicans have to be shown how bad this country's government has gotten during this Trump period. What they let this administration do to pervert the government, otherwise they will keep on electing people like Trump

  • @jsmcguireIII
    @jsmcguireIII 5 лет назад +2

    Pelosi and Schumer looked like they were in hallway at the Overlook Hotel.

  • @sunrizing9203
    @sunrizing9203 5 лет назад +4

    Stephen is my favorite comedic political cometary. If not for him this country would be in a much darker place. He brings light, laughter and the ability to breath through one of America's darkest times. Thank you to the Late Night with Stephen Colbert show for your hard work and giving us something to laugh through the tears about. 💛😊

  • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
    @MikeBrown-ex9nh 5 лет назад +209

    I can't believe I just witnessed the president of the United States arguing with a reporter like a child bully. You, big orange baby, know that he can't answer that question while on the job, but would love to say what is on his mind. We seriously need an adult in the white house.

    • @vickiecerda1918
      @vickiecerda1918 5 лет назад +20

      I give the reiterate a lot of credit , he just stuck to the question and was respectful in his answers , but Trump answers his question with a quetion, and he could have answered but he was intelligent and did not fall into the Trump trap. Yeah he could have saod so many things but I'm glad he just let Trump trip up his own self.

    • @vickiecerda1918
      @vickiecerda1918 5 лет назад +10

      Sorry typo , I give the reporter alot of credit.

    • @Bwakcmo69
      @Bwakcmo69 5 лет назад

      Idiot

    • @blackbutterfly9193
      @blackbutterfly9193 5 лет назад +4

      If he act like that with the reporter , you know he slam on the table and walked out on the Dems.

    • @jasonwhite7483
      @jasonwhite7483 5 лет назад

      Stfu libtard

  • @AhNee
    @AhNee 5 лет назад +36

    Has no one else noticed he said, "My fellow Americans, I'm misspeaking to you..."?

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 5 лет назад +3

      I heard that too haha.
      Benefit of the doubt, he does often slur his words, but that was quite a funny one.

    • @therhythmkings3357
      @therhythmkings3357 5 лет назад +2

      yup, stand drump, family & entire republican party in front of a firing squad

    • @Shadowjester1985
      @Shadowjester1985 5 лет назад

      Freudian slip of the millennium

    • @glorioskiola
      @glorioskiola 5 лет назад

      I think he said “a speaking” but you could be right.

    • @saphinam.2866
      @saphinam.2866 5 лет назад +1

      No. He said "ah speaking". You know, the way Latin Americans speak English.

  • @poppinandrottin
    @poppinandrottin 5 лет назад +1

    those medieval roofs tho,top notch!!

  • @lathegman1insocal
    @lathegman1insocal 5 лет назад

    Did anyone notice that he started his address with "I'm E-Speaking To You" the way Ricky always asked Lucy when she would do something stupid. Lucy...you've got some E-Splaining to do!!

  • @probablynotabigtoe9407
    @probablynotabigtoe9407 5 лет назад +96

    “It’s time we start treating Mexico as a neighbor and not an enemy” something Trump will never say

    • @Aqua.man045
      @Aqua.man045 5 лет назад

      But they are an enemy

    • @AmmoBops
      @AmmoBops 5 лет назад +2

      Aqua Man read the comment above yours

    • @TheAubis
      @TheAubis 5 лет назад +3

      Trouble is over the years you have made too many enemies.

    • @usefulstuff8435
      @usefulstuff8435 5 лет назад +2

      He already got the Mexican oil, banking, mining, agricultural products, cheap labor, etc,. so now he can claim that Mexico is a bad deal.

    • @MaggotDiggo1
      @MaggotDiggo1 5 лет назад

      @9TheMajor Let's be honest. Mexico has a lot more problems than Germany in 2019. Not the best analogy.