@@anchalyadav7618 +paradize clothing believe me bro , you were right . This is a quite technical term rarely used by common people, not even English speaking elite class also.
@@adnanshaikh2867 sab dekhi hai, fame to isko as usual muslim victim card olay karke mila tha. My name is zakir and m not a terrorist. Lol, hes just overrated.
Everytime i saw others to do standup comedy.. i jst laugh.. bt when this guy holds mic.. my mind start shouting "Zakir bhai aa gye"... Love u bro❤️ Ek apnapan saa hai.. South Ex. Delhi wale hai na..😅😂😂
He was different this time He used to tell jokes more in a story way Also he used to let people digest his lines But this time something was different But still it was good 😂😂😂 just because he is our sakt launda
He'll show his true colours soon... Just wait & watch, secularism ka mask lga k kab tak dikhawa karega ye, I've never seen him condemning about Delhi riots or Shaheen bhag or any other bad deeds done by muslim community but jab govt. Shaheed Bhag khali krwane k liye force kari toh ye bolta. "Saalon ko, 10 saal desh aage le kar jaane ko bola tha. Haramzadon ne 20 saal peeche kar diya" ye tameez hai iski ? Bc desh k PM ko gaali de diya turant, bhosdiwale ye secularism ka drama mat dikha, jo hai samne dikha, I have more respect for Kunal kamra than fake ass bitch like you & tere se aur umeed bhi kya kr sakte hai, tere kom k log aastin k saanp hi hai jo ek na ek din dasege. 🖕🖕🖕
@@anuragp5108 Aisa lag raha hai jaise Zakir Khan pehle tujhe mila aur fir usne yeh video post kiya. Let's start from where your crap started. Secularism is not a mask, its a way of life. This country is bound by this "mask". If there have to be any changes to how this country works, there has to be a new name and a new constitution for this country. Delhi riots were not primarily started by the 'muslim community'. Shaheen Bagh was a peaceful protest. But aap yeh sab shayad nahi samjhenge. Yeh chutiyon ke baare mein bataya na.. Apne ghutno pe thodha sa zor daalo kyunki aapka dimaag toh wahin hai na, shayad kuch samajh aajaye. Jahan tak gali dene ki baat hai toh kal ko jab koi aapko aapke ghar se nikalega na, toh please usko Choom lena. Chutiya.
The best part about this video is the title. This is Sukha Poori 1 and everyone knows you never have just one sookha poori !🙃 Waiting for next sookha poori zakir bhai ! Thanks a lot and much love !
I love the fact that you didn't take any sides in the political jokes, unlike other cheap comedians whose comedy depends on political figures. This is class !
![Jack Harlow - Hello Miss Johnson [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q86_nlRoIGw/mqdefault.jpg)
When this guy starts to tell story, I forget every thing and just listen him
This is my love towards this guy😍😍
True bola bhai
Bola to Sahi hai tumne
Kyu ke chutiye Tu sunne hi use aya h .
@@nitinchoudhary2778 😅😅😅 well said bro
Mast
And something positive during this Quarantine😹
Like your coronavirus test😂😂
@@yashgoyal9942 C'mon man😑😏
Such a serious issue it is...😑
Grow up
Yup.. Like corona Positive..🤣
@yashgoyal i wish your day is as positive as your comment tho
@@anugyadubey254 Nice one😂😂
Interstellar part 1: Trying to escape the Black hole
Interstellar part 2:Trying to escape Family WhatsApp Group
Interstellar was not about trying to escape black hole..it was trying to escape earth 🤷
Bruhh🙌💯❤😂
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बहिन के लौडों को झांन्ट फिल्म समझ नही आई लेकिन ज्ञान चोदने में कोई कमी नही रखते।
@@Eidhhwizekkjsj brother it's just for the sake of the joke.
Centi kyu ho rahe ho
Me while watching Zakir's video
Volume up
Volume down
😂😂😂😂
Yes
Me too ... Mi m yhi hota h😂
Use headphone 🎧 😂
*Bhai earphones kharid le*
💯%true 🤣
आते ही धमाका
"अच्छा विडियो तब बनता है जब दोनों पार्टी agree ho" 😂😂😂
Bhai matlab smnhado
@Yashu Gupta He was talking about MMS
@@yashugupta7257 when boy and girl ready... now u should understand
Jb maine ek saal pehle ye video dekhi thi tb bc meko bhi nhi smjha tha
tb I was below 18 🤣🤣🤣
@@shashankganvir5666 me 14 ka hu aur ye joke samajh gaya
*तुम बोहत मस्त काम करते हो ज़ाकिर भाई।* ❤️
भाई टायर का पंक्चर बनवाया है लगता । इस टाइप से लिखा है।😂😂😂
*झाकिर
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Meko Munna Bhai mbbs yad aa gya
@@HiQuantumSKYBhakt spotted.
Zakir khan, entertaining us during quarantine 😃
Finally time pass ke liye Kuch acha mila ❤
😂 We need more of this!! 😍❤️
Me too.. 😘😘
.
Yeah right❤️🥰😍
👍👍👍😂
Same here yrr
" Apne toh chup raho bhai....
apne toh chup raho...."
😂😂 proper indori 🙌🏻🙌🏻 😂😂
"Internet ka problem kya h?
Chutiye aadmi ko pata chal gya ki aur v uske jaise h bht saare"
~ Zakir Khan
Zakir Khan (2020)
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1000 like is mine👑👑👑
Subscribe me
Mazedaar
Before COVID, I used to think I am the only one who knows the meaning of Quarantine🤣
Bhai I can feel u..😂
@@anchalyadav7618 +paradize clothing believe me bro , you were right .
This is a quite technical term rarely used by common people, not even English speaking elite class also.
windows
Watch contagious you will find that word
ruclips.net/video/iGxl_gu7TrI/видео.html. 360 article Kya h jarur dekhe
This man never failed to impress world.🙏
i'm not impressed at all bhai😷😢
@@rottenmango5996 tab tera bhawan hi maik hai 😂😂😂
*fails
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@@rottenmango5996 koi baat nai tc 😊 or ha roye kyu?
Was depressed in morning due to lock down and this first video made on my you tube made my day😀thanks zakir
0:20 🤣🤣 khulla bol diya waah waah
"Video mat banao, dekho acha video tab banta hai jab dono party agree karen"
Joke level MMS
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bhai nahi samjha ma
Pls explain me
Abe wo kunal kamra aur arnab ki bat kar raha tha... Dimag me aur kuch rakhne ki jagah hogi to samajh aega
@@abhinav121rocks ohhh thx🤣🤣
@@abhinav121rocks 2017 ki video h be yede
@@myselfdisappointment5168 abey wo porn ki baat kr raha...especially indian porn mms waley😂😂
Zakir's stand up is more than just comedy.
that makes sense, as I didn't find this funny :)
@@lifesgood4859 zyaada free time mil Gaya hai tum log ko
@@lifesgood4859 Tumhi pe baatein ho rhi h vo video pe
20shourya See his other videos
@@adnanshaikh2867 sab dekhi hai, fame to isko as usual muslim victim card olay karke mila tha. My name is zakir and m not a terrorist. Lol, hes just overrated.
i am a simple man
i see zakir khan notification
i click and like it
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Best part at 4:15. "Apne toh chup raho bhai, apne toh chup raho". That's a Madhya Pradesh tone/style there😂
Ha😂😂
Indori bhiya hai apna...
Indori
Indori style hai bhai 😎
agreed..his body language..😂😂😂
One of the best write up by the best stand up artist.
Me : Arre ye zinda hai dekho ye zInda hai
His fans : miracle miracle
He : Sabse pehle mai hi quarantine hua
@@ayushanbhore8145 i fucking can't like your comment
Saala phone me button hi nhi debta
Mirecle miracle😂
@@anjalibainsla3716 no problemo
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Me: feeling sad about sitting alone at home due to corona
RUclips : are mere lal. Main hoo na
Recommends Zakir
♥
@First Red tu hi wo chutiya hai jiska baat kr rha hai wo😂
@@vikramaditya1468 damm right bro
@@vikramaditya1468 Tu toh bada gyani hai yaar baki duniya chutiya
@@crazyjourney3963 bhai wo baat hi waisi kar rha hai
Binod mil gaya
ohh yesss
QUARANTINE STARTER PACK
*HE SHOULD RELEASE 21 PARTS FOR 21 DAYS*
Bang On From the very First Line,... 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😆😆
When both parties agree✌️😇😂 #epic #nostalgic 🍺🍺
Zakir is the one defining stand up comedy in this era ! ❤️
Probably the best stand up comedian in India at the moment.
Have u heard of abhishek upmaniyu???
Have u heard of anubhav singh bassi??
Karunesh Talwar
Many are better than him...munawwar with his smart jokes
Have u heard of akash mehta??
Zakir khan breaths
Audience :- 😂😂😂😂😂
So many genuine laughs I had. Great content bhai. :D Jeete raho, ese hi raho.
जहाँपनाह तुस्सी ग्रेट हो❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Love from ishubhampareek. ❤️Rajasthan.....
It is relief from lockdown....🤭🤭🤭 Thank you for this video.
finally i heard something good during quarantine
Please listen to BHULA DUNGA by DARSHAN RAVAL....
Everytime i saw others to do standup comedy.. i jst laugh.. bt when this guy holds mic.. my mind start shouting "Zakir bhai aa gye"... Love u bro❤️ Ek apnapan saa hai.. South Ex. Delhi wale hai na..😅😂😂
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shwetank srivastava mic hota h chutiye
@@dhruvsingh8944thanks for correcting akhand chutiye...👍😎
@@dhruvsingh8944 😂 lo ab yha bhi ladne lage Kher guys please can i get 1 subscribe Thanks 🔥💐👍 Share
Omg, this one hilarious 😂 😂 😂
Supper sir😅
Mind blowing 😁😁
👏👏
I am also from Indore. Love you sir wish to meet you once in life
This is the antidote of COVID-19
Chu spotted
Share this antidote in whole world
Quarantine me khush krne wala farishta😄❤
Hahahahha! It's always so different and just awesome!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yaarrrrr we need more plsss u the one in the world💪🏻❤️
This guy always makes me happy, 😂. I love him❤, who else?
Yeah same here.
Epic "Inse machis 3 bar me nhi jalti hai" 😂
Video acchi tabhi banti h jab dono party agry kare😂😂
Zair khan: 2020
2017 bhai video 3 sal pehle ki
@@SaurabhThakur-vr4eq ok bro 😅
What did he meant?
I didn't get..
@@emmizack3055 he was refering to porn
Agree*
This video tells how much Zakir Khan has grown as a Standup comedian in these recent years!
#thebeststandupcomedian
Zakhir bhai bht sahi video h. Plz post some more such vdos. Quarintine ke dino me tum jese creators hi bharosa ho.
Me-quarantine se preshan ho gaya hu
Le zakir bhai- hold my YT
But main bhi malad me hi rehta hu😂
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Last time I was this early I could roam freely outside my house.
That was your whole life 1 days before
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Aaj Main first, Quarantine ka side effects
Bhai ka apna alg hi level ka swag hai
Zakir bhai aur videos upload karo
Vaise bhi bawa faili hai charo taraf
Much agree with ur last line , ek gaon se dusre gaon me dekho to samajhdar admi dikhta tha
Pls add regularly 1 videos like this on this upcoming 21 days maza ajayega quarantine ka...👍❣️
GOD bless you.....stay safe😘💐
Nailed it 😂😂😂😂
the best and most loved comedian ❤
Yeh wo waqt ki video hai jb stand up comedy dekhnay log dekhnay atay thy .
Hamesha ki tarah ,iss bar v superb 👍
Desh Chunautiyon se nahin chutiyon se pareshan hai 😂😂
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THANK ME LATER🤣🤣
True
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THANK ME LATER🤣🤣
@@harshbhati5295 Bhai shaheen baug to kab se Khali hogaya .
Aap shayad road par thali bajane wale chutiye bhul gae
@@harshbhati5295 tere jse chutiyo ki hi baat kr rha tha zakir khan
I saw that this was uploaded 25 mintutes ago. I was like, "I am speed". Suddenly I forgot everything about life and started smiling. Thanks bhai
बहुत दिनों बाद सर थोड़ा जल्दी -जल्दी आ जाया करो💐💐💐
Zakir bhai ekdum neutral rehte hai. 😍. Naa hindu ka musalman ka, zakir hai hindustan ka. Neutrality ka cover page.
Best part
Papa: group exit mat karna ab😂😂😂
Best line was "Internet pe problem kya hai? Chutiye aadmi ko pta chal gya hai ki aur bhi hain uske jaise"💯😂😂
Performance 🤟😎 u had me on the very first joke 😆😆
I strongly belive khamba was laughing from the crowd
Khamba who?
@@iUrmisarkar AIB's khamba
@@anshjaiswal4895 You wouldn't get it!
You are absolutely right brother and awesome
Ending is superb bhai zakir love u bro.😍😍😍
Zakir dude nailed it ❤️❤️❤️
He always do❤️
@@sahilverma4268 after all he's a sakht launda 🌹🌹🌹
Shared on WhatsApp 😂 because I'm also "last wala topic ka hero" 😆😆
That accent group mt chhodna hahhahhahahhahhahhah mast tha
Solid comedy bhai
Zakir Bhai ki video.... Kisne sunne se pehle hi like kar di😎😜.. And comment bhi😁😁
I have never been that fast to click on a video nofication
This was by far the best and most relatable video of his😂😂
Divided by religion United by chutiyapanti .
Religion doesn't divide, politics do
Due to peer pressure
Politics na ho to shyd koi jhagra hi na hota
@@umerkiyani3638 politics can divide only because of religion.
@@umerkiyani3638
Neither Religion nor Politics
This is a Chutiya (modi), who divide the Nation.
Facebook pe uncle logo ka aana aur new generation ka insta pe jana..n then uncles ke shocking reaction.....Relatable man....You r hillarious.
Pehle 5 sec mai, bhai ney aag laga di 👏👏👏
He was different this time
He used to tell jokes more in a story way
Also he used to let people digest his lines
But this time something was different
But still it was good 😂😂😂 just because he is our sakt launda
Usse proper respomse nhi mil raha bhai
This is an old video, he might have been new to the field and hence less confident too.
He'll show his true colours soon... Just wait & watch, secularism ka mask lga k kab tak dikhawa karega ye, I've never seen him condemning about Delhi riots or Shaheen bhag or any other bad deeds done by muslim community but jab govt. Shaheed Bhag khali krwane k liye force kari toh ye bolta. "Saalon ko, 10 saal desh aage le kar jaane ko bola tha. Haramzadon ne 20 saal peeche kar diya" ye tameez hai iski ? Bc desh k PM ko gaali de diya turant, bhosdiwale ye secularism ka drama mat dikha, jo hai samne dikha, I have more respect for Kunal kamra than fake ass bitch like you & tere se aur umeed bhi kya kr sakte hai, tere kom k log aastin k saanp hi hai jo ek na ek din dasege. 🖕🖕🖕
@@anuragp5108 Aisa lag raha hai jaise Zakir Khan pehle tujhe mila aur fir usne yeh video post kiya.
Let's start from where your crap started. Secularism is not a mask, its a way of life. This country is bound by this "mask". If there have to be any changes to how this country works, there has to be a new name and a new constitution for this country. Delhi riots were not primarily started by the 'muslim community'. Shaheen Bagh was a peaceful protest. But aap yeh sab shayad nahi samjhenge. Yeh chutiyon ke baare mein bataya na.. Apne ghutno pe thodha sa zor daalo kyunki aapka dimaag toh wahin hai na, shayad kuch samajh aajaye. Jahan tak gali dene ki baat hai toh kal ko jab koi aapko aapke ghar se nikalega na, toh please usko Choom lena. Chutiya.
@@h.k_arnav 🔥 Obviously bro Nice opinion Kher guys please can i get 1 subscribe Thanks 🔥💐
The best part about this video is the title. This is Sukha Poori 1 and everyone knows you never have just one sookha poori !🙃
Waiting for next sookha poori zakir bhai ! Thanks a lot and much love !
Just made my mood. 💯💯
Bhaijaan Aapke video pehele like karta hun phir dekhna Suru krta Hun thnx bhaijaan...
Bhai i really think that u have talent and u are very hardworking . Hats off to u . I hope that u achive more
Wow its been a long time since i saw so many people together !
0:58 - 1:05 True that! 😂 Iseliye toh chodh diya
Zakir khan uploads.. And I watch it..... Thats all.... Even if it is repeated
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome 👍 Superb 👌 Fully Enjoyed ❤️😍😎
Apna bhai superman #zakirkhan
I love the fact that you didn't take any sides in the political jokes, unlike other cheap comedians whose comedy depends on political figures. This is class !
@Ankit K Kunal Kamra is more of a social commentator. I respect the guy for speaking up for the weak against the corrupt and powerful.
I m such a big fan of ur zakir❤❤😘
रात को 3 बजे कौन सा विकास हो रहा है😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍 भाई भाई भाई😋😋🤣🤣✌️✌️
Bhai Bhai bhai ek he to dil hai kitni baar jitoge aap @zakirkhan
Sahi bola 🔥
Chutiyap macha rakha hai 😫
Your comedy is different from others! A class apart!
Love you bro ❣️💙❣️
Umeed🔥🔥
Crazy bhai..
Zakir big big fun of you ❤️❤️
Me jb bhi sad depressed hoti hu me zakir Khan ki video dekhti hu
First punch hilarious laugh 😂
Antidote in quarantine 🙌🏻
Thoughts are deeper than they seem 🙌🏼
Bhai.. 😂😂😂 sahi me bohot sahi baat boli ye.. 😂😂😂
OMG man....Group mt chhodna ab wala..bhi relatable...damn..