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  • @emilioa.2365
    @emilioa.2365 Год назад +7076

    That's what happens after you sign the marriage papers.

    • @sonofGod44
      @sonofGod44 Год назад +188

      Shit bro. Ypu dont even need the papers today for that to happen. But these chicks always need a million dollar man. Delusion is crazy bro.

    • @isabellechiarelli7902
      @isabellechiarelli7902 Год назад +88

      It's reciprocal, men don't invest themselves that much into flirting and seducing their partner once they feel secure in a relationship, women do that also, it's just a normal step with different perks.
      If you think love is about eternal passion and your life revolving around your couple, you're certainly mistaken about the simple meaning of fulfillment and happiness, ..then you might end up very bitter & chronically unsatisfied.

    • @JakeRider-wc6ke
      @JakeRider-wc6ke Год назад +37

      ​@@sonofGod44That's why Men got to revert back to their natural Nature before it's to late. You better bring that Alpha out and keep it for good.😂😂😂

    • @honkhonk5181
      @honkhonk5181 Год назад

      @@isabellechiarelli7902sounds like a long winded way to say “enjoy your dead bedroom once you get married” The thing that’s so great about being unmarried is that any woman that wants to keep her man around has to give him plenty of action or he’ll lose interest. After marriage she no longer has to because she has him legally bound to her and she gets to put on an additional 150 pounds risk free 😆

    • @honkhonk5181
      @honkhonk5181 Год назад +10

      @@JakeRider-wc6ketruer words never spoken

  • @shadowghost815
    @shadowghost815 8 месяцев назад +670

    "You never suck anymore, all you do is stand in the corner looking pretty.....NOT SUCKING!"😂😭😭

    • @MTXSHO9732vV8SHO
      @MTXSHO9732vV8SHO 7 месяцев назад

      This Dude has a working vacuum
      ruclips.net/video/6kidLd2qR8A/видео.htmlsi=BlWe_-DiybRYHs7C

    • @John-il4mp
      @John-il4mp 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ohmsragudo8867
      @ohmsragudo8867 6 месяцев назад +6

      Double meaning is hilarious😂😂😂

    • @bells691
      @bells691 6 месяцев назад +2

      😂😅😅😅

    • @ad60924
      @ad60924 6 месяцев назад

      🤣💀oh Dem

  • @epicgamer_cj814
    @epicgamer_cj814 11 месяцев назад +1067

    She got the message 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @b0rg1010
      @b0rg1010 11 месяцев назад +20

      But chooses to ignore it.

    • @eshankarandana4249
      @eshankarandana4249 11 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @daniell_inman
      @daniell_inman 11 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @bucwild3158
      @bucwild3158 11 месяцев назад +6

      But won’t comply🤦‍♂️

    • @michaelz4239
      @michaelz4239 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BatmanSays
    @BatmanSays 10 месяцев назад +196

    Oscar worthy performance by the vacuum cleaner

    • @gorjearies410
      @gorjearies410 9 месяцев назад +1

      ❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @sestables
      @sestables 8 месяцев назад

      The vacuum cleaner is the one feeling insecure now

    • @paulguzman7088
      @paulguzman7088 6 месяцев назад

      You know, vacuum cleaners and women used to suck so much better. Now, they stop sucking just after their 1 year guarantee.

  • @DESmadroso22
    @DESmadroso22 Год назад +3765

    The vacuum must have just gotten married

    • @irfanahmed9112
      @irfanahmed9112 11 месяцев назад +13

      😅😅😅😅

    • @gysgt-t.o.a.d7608
      @gysgt-t.o.a.d7608 11 месяцев назад +9

      That’s what I thought he was gonna say it would’ve been funnier

    • @chrissewell1608
      @chrissewell1608 11 месяцев назад +7

      +1,000 Points for saying it! Before I did! 😂

    • @Broham70
      @Broham70 11 месяцев назад +5

      So this bait and switch is really a womens thing

    • @willmolina7395
      @willmolina7395 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😅😅😊.

  • @mauricioservin7107
    @mauricioservin7107 10 месяцев назад +81

    Insecure much???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Got me rollin'!!!

  • @daves465
    @daves465 11 месяцев назад +3267

    Not only did the vacuum stop sucking, it also gained 20 lbs.

    • @routercoach
      @routercoach 10 месяцев назад +81

      This made me laugh...

    • @spanklocpimpn7517
      @spanklocpimpn7517 10 месяцев назад +39

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hp_0189
      @hp_0189 10 месяцев назад +92

      Mine gained over 160 pounds easy. 😂😂😂

    • @jocelyntimothe6763
      @jocelyntimothe6763 10 месяцев назад +44

      Y'all cold!

    • @ADom-zh7tu
      @ADom-zh7tu 10 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@routercoachis funny cus it's true.

  • @dakmycat3688
    @dakmycat3688 Год назад +788

    I feel his pain. My vacuum likes to suck when it wants to. And it only runs for no more than a minute. 😙😂🤣

    • @EvaandJavier
      @EvaandJavier  Год назад +64

      Hahhahaha

    • @aliniarm4092
      @aliniarm4092 Год назад +10

      😂😂

    • @janellcrews6108
      @janellcrews6108 11 месяцев назад +15

      Some people like flavors just a little help for you.

    • @gotem255
      @gotem255 11 месяцев назад +20

      Get a new vacuum

    • @dakmycat3688
      @dakmycat3688 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@janellcrews6108 I tried flavors. She’s not a Hoover. More like a swifter sweeper😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😫

  • @Igotthesecheeseburgers
    @Igotthesecheeseburgers 6 месяцев назад +22

    I got that same problem. My dishwasher is acting funny too 😂😂😂

  • @richardwest5010
    @richardwest5010 11 месяцев назад +2490

    Marriage is the #1 cause for divorce.

    • @ikeskifan
      @ikeskifan 11 месяцев назад +34

      If you don't consider cheating.

    • @BrianTaylor-yp5ol
      @BrianTaylor-yp5ol 11 месяцев назад +15

      Lol

    • @unknown-hn7ib
      @unknown-hn7ib 11 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@ikeskifanactually no cus u need to be married to get a divorce. So technically marrying someone is the first step to divorce. What ur talking about is more for breakup lol

    • @hassannaeem536
      @hassannaeem536 11 месяцев назад +11

      Ok don't get married then 😂😂😂😂

    • @eyepv4
      @eyepv4 11 месяцев назад +4

      lol

  • @jamesschuster194
    @jamesschuster194 8 месяцев назад +53

    RUclips needs to put a laugh button on these videos they’re hilariously good

  • @jimshady7061
    @jimshady7061 11 месяцев назад +540

    I see the problem!! It’s got a wedding ring on it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sideman236
      @sideman236 10 месяцев назад +2

      Bruh 😂😂😂

    • @VoidChakra
      @VoidChakra 7 месяцев назад

      It's true as soon as the ring comes in their completely useless and bring no actual value they just take take take and refuse to invest.

  • @C.A.MARSUPIAL
    @C.A.MARSUPIAL 10 месяцев назад +15

    It's on wife mode .

  • @MoneyHernandez-lp7vi
    @MoneyHernandez-lp7vi 10 месяцев назад +16

    Dam he said tht with ANGER 🤬😂

  • @bernardseffah2886
    @bernardseffah2886 11 месяцев назад +95

    Dude finally made his point
    Opportunity is all that it takes😂

    • @gdc6153
      @gdc6153 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah but did the vacum start sucking again?💁

    • @enoumohette2387
      @enoumohette2387 6 месяцев назад

      Absolutely 😂😂😂

  • @JessicaJJohnson
    @JessicaJJohnson 6 месяцев назад +1

    They are the modern day Elizabeth Taylor & Richard Burton😂

  • @FSTEDDIE69Roes
    @FSTEDDIE69Roes 11 месяцев назад +131

    😂😂well put sir!!!
    I think she got it the face was priceless 👏

  • @HfL1stLunatik
    @HfL1stLunatik 10 месяцев назад +2

    You 2 are awesome. Funny AF. 😅😅😅

  • @edvelasco71748
    @edvelasco71748 9 месяцев назад +6

    This guy should be given an Oscar Award for best actor category. “That Suck “

  • @kaikujerves3057
    @kaikujerves3057 10 месяцев назад +4

    😂😂😂 you guy's are one of the best couple's on any platform thank you for the laughs and ALOHA from Kauai,HI

  • @dacey8343
    @dacey8343 11 месяцев назад +148

    If something sucks then it should always suck or you’ll be forced to replace it 😅

    • @u2-tv899
      @u2-tv899 10 месяцев назад +1

      🤨 💭
      Hmmm Oooh Lord🤦‍♂️!…
      It’s like foreigners dating🇺🇸👩, they’re expecting their significant other to please them however they see fit, but they refuse to go down on them.
      Unfortunately, my obstinate mind cost💲me a lot of piece of🍰…
      Did I regret my decision? No, because some of them were either infected with HERPES, HPV, or HIV…

    • @user-tv7un4bt9e
      @user-tv7un4bt9e 8 месяцев назад

      Wow easy no return no exchange kind a thing

    • @CastledarkDweller27
      @CastledarkDweller27 8 месяцев назад

      well geez that sucks.

    • @user-tv7un4bt9e
      @user-tv7un4bt9e 8 месяцев назад

      Really? return it then hopefully it will be accepted you still have a tag in it
      years in use ?
      I don’t think so unless you bought a warranty try to reboot maybe it will work like cell phone 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mohammedalnashar4026
    @mohammedalnashar4026 7 месяцев назад +1

    This perfect couple.. Should be in Hollywood ❤

  • @snollennu
    @snollennu 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bruh, you were fighting that laugh from coming out. 😂😂😂😂

  • @ExamCracker912
    @ExamCracker912 Год назад +34

    You are a lovely couple, stay united for all your life

    • @anthonyfrost9220
      @anthonyfrost9220 11 месяцев назад +6

      The only reason women won't divorce a man is they are afraid he might find someone to make him happy.

    • @ExamCracker912
      @ExamCracker912 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@anthonyfrost9220😂😂😂😂

    • @OrderOfTheDragan1429
      @OrderOfTheDragan1429 10 месяцев назад

      @@anthonyfrost9220Exactly.

    • @bravejay02
      @bravejay02 10 месяцев назад

      My current situation bro

  • @4real4real-cf1ii
    @4real4real-cf1ii 10 месяцев назад +7

    Hahaha 😅😂😂. He took that too personal 😅😂😂

  • @K_0106
    @K_0106 11 месяцев назад +29

    His last sentence should have been "Get a new one" 😂

  • @d.n.9909
    @d.n.9909 7 месяцев назад +1

    That “PROPERLY” at the end 🤣

  • @williegreen6251
    @williegreen6251 11 месяцев назад +12

    That shit sounded personal. Lol

  • @georgeserrano8354
    @georgeserrano8354 10 месяцев назад +3

    When the warranty ends in your marriage 😅😂

  • @ibbano1
    @ibbano1 11 месяцев назад +32

    FINALLY.. A couple making money from RUclips WITHOUT the husband PIMPING his wife

    • @GeorgeFlores-xz5eu
      @GeorgeFlores-xz5eu 11 месяцев назад

      Right

    • @RomeoTheBeast11
      @RomeoTheBeast11 11 месяцев назад

      I find all those channels to be very weird! Glad it’s being called out.

    • @freemarley639
      @freemarley639 10 месяцев назад

      Oh the OnlyFans channels? I find it wholesome the "husband" finally gets to be involved 😂😂😂... Probably a lot better than hearing "You like that Joe" from the next room 😮‍💨

  • @MoneyHernandez-lp7vi
    @MoneyHernandez-lp7vi 10 месяцев назад +4

    The pause at the end then he finished the sentence with properly is what got me, lol.😅

  • @Moe7133
    @Moe7133 4 месяца назад

    Dyson needs to call the local authorities on these two! Abuse is a crime! 😅

  • @PRBBEUSMC
    @PRBBEUSMC 11 месяцев назад +87

    Unfortunately this seems to happen a lot and then you end up buying a newer better model.😍😊

    • @OldChief3854
      @OldChief3854 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah and you have to continue to pay the old model!!!

    • @leondrahych16
      @leondrahych16 9 месяцев назад +1

      Not if you had the proper paperwork

  • @rodolfomanuel8359
    @rodolfomanuel8359 6 месяцев назад

    These couple they always arguing! Every time I watch the video my blood pressure goes up! I stopped watching the videos 😅😂😅

  • @garydavis1557
    @garydavis1557 11 месяцев назад +9

    I will have my vacuum for 24 yrs in Feburary. It has never sucked. I'm blesed to have my vacuum and I would never trade my vacuum in.

    • @Dancediva240
      @Dancediva240 9 месяцев назад +2

      never ever?!

    • @MegDD3912
      @MegDD3912 6 месяцев назад

      ❤🙂❤

    • @AlOfNorway
      @AlOfNorway 5 месяцев назад +1

      Boring

    • @alaron5698
      @alaron5698 5 месяцев назад

      I'm sure your vacuum has many fine qualities and features outside of sucking that make it worth having since you speak so highly of it. That said, I still think a vacuum should come with a "suck" feature :P

  • @nathanjohnson6883
    @nathanjohnson6883 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love this couple. They must have a beautiful relationship

    • @RotluangaTlau
      @RotluangaTlau 3 месяца назад

      Finally A Real Man,.' s perfect comment😮😊😊😊

  • @rooster7688
    @rooster7688 Год назад +15

    I thought for sure he was gonna walk up and say he found a wedding ring on it. 🤣🤣

  • @nicholastv6774
    @nicholastv6774 8 месяцев назад

    Why are you staring at me, saying that.😂😂 this part ehh😅

  • @chrisp9975
    @chrisp9975 11 месяцев назад +48

    I used to have a vacuum that would suck for 45 minutes easy it never broke down…😂

    • @yomamasohot6411
      @yomamasohot6411 10 месяцев назад +9

      That's some stamina right there

    • @robrob7941
      @robrob7941 10 месяцев назад +1

      On both parts

    • @romanl8862
      @romanl8862 9 месяцев назад +2

      So what happened to that vacuum?

    • @SwexyPinoy03
      @SwexyPinoy03 9 месяцев назад +1

      Brand name?

    • @rlb3726
      @rlb3726 8 месяцев назад +1

      It took you so long to be clean?

  • @karenkazbah6246
    @karenkazbah6246 10 месяцев назад +1

    Omg !! I cannot stop laughing at you 2 😂

  • @toombs5818
    @toombs5818 10 месяцев назад +2

    Sucking was one of the special features guaranteed at purchase. Marriage is supposed to be a lifetime warranty.😂

  • @shawnmccarty6923
    @shawnmccarty6923 11 месяцев назад +8

    She definitely has a guilty conscience

  • @krullzs
    @krullzs 10 месяцев назад +2

    Muahahhahaaha, this is why is "cheaper to keep the it" if you return it to the store, you're gonna lose the house 😅

    • @admwadenx
      @admwadenx 8 месяцев назад

      That is why one should never enter into a contract that one party benefits from breaking! Lol!

  • @ChristCentered1995
    @ChristCentered1995 10 месяцев назад +3

    The more couples related videos I watch the more I realize how good I have it now that I’m divorced.

  • @senorpimps4678
    @senorpimps4678 11 месяцев назад +4

    She needs to hear that everyday 😂

  • @alexdumbo6678
    @alexdumbo6678 11 месяцев назад +5

    Warranty gone bro😂

  • @dimicharitidis3725
    @dimicharitidis3725 10 месяцев назад +1

    The complain.... I felt it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timb7328
    @timb7328 10 месяцев назад

    Walks by and says...It must have got married....keeps walking lol

  • @dr.nightowl2486
    @dr.nightowl2486 Год назад +26

    There is some equipment that actually seem to enjoy sucking while cleaning up the debris 😮

  • @aob326
    @aob326 5 месяцев назад

    Bro, the vacuum has a headache 😂

  • @benjamincarnes9117
    @benjamincarnes9117 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂 these to crack me up so much. Remind me of me and my ex….

  • @bakedbyjeffrey
    @bakedbyjeffrey 11 месяцев назад +4

    My last wife could only go 45 minutes. I think it was a broken main spring.🙈👍👍

  • @TroyPun
    @TroyPun 6 месяцев назад

    He killed it with one bullet😂

  • @12Burton24
    @12Burton24 Год назад +6

    He told her the truth

  • @kcrexxriley3400
    @kcrexxriley3400 10 месяцев назад

    Javier that was great. Lol. So funny!!

  • @jnefitemayep1433
    @jnefitemayep1433 6 месяцев назад +1

    There must be lots of unhappy married people just by reading the comments. Being married is beautiful and it's what you make it.

  • @nicolaboyd6260
    @nicolaboyd6260 Год назад +9

    Why do these two turn me on😂😂 I fancied the husband now I think I fancy both loll lots off love from Northen Ireland eyoooooo keep err litttt

  • @UrsulaWillard
    @UrsulaWillard 8 месяцев назад

    You are destined for great things in the entertainment industry.

  • @sebastianklements9768
    @sebastianklements9768 10 месяцев назад +2

    Almost every man in a marriage felt this one 😂😂😂☠️💀☠️

    • @yunikartika8215
      @yunikartika8215 7 месяцев назад +2

      Nah, not my husband. He is lucky to have vacuum that sucks him anytime

    • @sebastianklements9768
      @sebastianklements9768 7 месяцев назад

      That’s ducking great😂😂😂😂

  • @shinnji1937
    @shinnji1937 3 месяца назад

    Vacuum: "What did i do?? i really did nothing, technically" 😅

  • @royhi1809
    @royhi1809 10 месяцев назад +3

    My wife would have smacked me to see if something was loose in my head. 🤣

  • @DonReality
    @DonReality 9 месяцев назад

    Vacuum cleaner is thinking of its alimony payouts.

  • @charlessenicerosseniceros4807
    @charlessenicerosseniceros4807 Год назад +8

    Don’t talk to it for a week and it will ask what wrong and then maybe just maybe it will happen for you

  • @zemskoy
    @zemskoy 7 месяцев назад

    Please stop, please stop! Sometimes the thing is completely broken after the wedding😂😂😂 why? it is magic of the moment😂

  • @SRKTube
    @SRKTube 8 месяцев назад

    Brother speaking for us 😂

  • @jesusayala1482
    @jesusayala1482 7 месяцев назад

    Thank you I just shared this
    And it’s so funny that am getting a new vacuum again!

  • @mandisamathe-vi7ee
    @mandisamathe-vi7ee 7 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This guy knows how to pay back

  • @GrmaAsmer
    @GrmaAsmer 6 месяцев назад

    How much fun am having enjoying this couple. ❤

  • @who_am_i___nobody
    @who_am_i___nobody 6 месяцев назад

    Bad, naughty vacuum.....😂😂😂😂

  • @shanesmith6484
    @shanesmith6484 8 месяцев назад

    I love these two they are funny as Hell lol

  • @BlackViod
    @BlackViod 4 месяца назад

    you dont ever suck anymore! lmao he sounded like adam sandler when he said that

  • @chestermcdaniel106
    @chestermcdaniel106 7 месяцев назад

    I love you 2 lol😅 sounds like me and my girl. Then we laugh😂

  • @sylvesturskanja3761
    @sylvesturskanja3761 10 месяцев назад

    The 'properly' came out different 🤣

  • @konkruspicious21
    @konkruspicious21 6 месяцев назад

    “…PROPERLY.” Well placed and timed

  • @michaelholmes2389
    @michaelholmes2389 10 месяцев назад

    I'm really starting to like these two😂😂

  • @alis-anime5484
    @alis-anime5484 10 месяцев назад

    You 2 are a comdy duo.

  • @anubhavyadav46
    @anubhavyadav46 10 месяцев назад

    He is venting his anger out! 😂🤣

  • @Gitaujosephgithuku
    @Gitaujosephgithuku 9 месяцев назад +1

    Why are you staring me when you say that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tombrady7616
    @tombrady7616 7 месяцев назад

    Once you get the COW,the milk stops coming 😮😂😂😂😂

  • @stevewildeagle965
    @stevewildeagle965 10 месяцев назад

    Vacuums grown comfortable and complacent.

  • @embrance9565
    @embrance9565 5 месяцев назад

    "insecure much"😂

  • @atmaweapon4508
    @atmaweapon4508 10 месяцев назад

    THIS IS BY FAR MY FAVORITE SKIT

  • @jorgerivera3178
    @jorgerivera3178 10 месяцев назад +1

    Damn vacuum. Don't want to suck no more😂😂😂

  • @BigPolarbear79
    @BigPolarbear79 8 месяцев назад

    He had to throw in that “properly” 😂

  • @chandrajitlahiri4417
    @chandrajitlahiri4417 6 месяцев назад

    You need to start.... 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-tv7un4bt9e
    @user-tv7un4bt9e 8 месяцев назад

    You always make me laugh you two you’re outstanding couple

  • @jtmichaelson
    @jtmichaelson 8 месяцев назад

    Lucky me, I married the only vacuum cleaner in my entire adulthood that doesn't suck properly. Luckily I love that vacuum cleaner. Ugh!

  • @davida1606
    @davida1606 10 месяцев назад

    Maybe the vac needs some TLC too!

  • @timcherry8425
    @timcherry8425 10 месяцев назад

    Maybe she had a headache...the vacuum i mean..😂

  • @boblaser7385
    @boblaser7385 10 месяцев назад

    Usually the suction disapates because of the ring. Once the ring is in place it seems to inhibit the suction entirely. I'd recommend not putting the ring in place to start with, because once it's in place, trying to remove it will cause a back draft of suction that could suck you out of your house, your wallet and half of your lifes work. Those rings are kind of obsolete these days. I definitely would recommend the ringless models.😂✌

  • @JesusCoward
    @JesusCoward 9 месяцев назад

    She must have a guilty conscience!

  • @risalrasdim6414
    @risalrasdim6414 7 месяцев назад

    Deep ...deep meaning bro😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deepleshkhubchandani7757
    @deepleshkhubchandani7757 6 месяцев назад

    Dude flushed out all his frustration😅

  • @DedeChuks
    @DedeChuks 10 месяцев назад

    He preached lol😂

  • @ArshadKhan-Boss786
    @ArshadKhan-Boss786 10 месяцев назад

    Lol hahahahaha he is hinting to Eva to start getting back on track with that activity

  • @thecat5872
    @thecat5872 9 месяцев назад +1

    She walked into that

  • @jinxie712
    @jinxie712 7 месяцев назад

    He walked up like he's constantly walking around the house like a shark.

  • @jack9641
    @jack9641 6 месяцев назад

    Eva is so cute .. 😊

  • @LyericpaulFortaliza
    @LyericpaulFortaliza 9 месяцев назад

    Bro said " imma return you to the store and get something that suck," 😂😂 its like im gonna return you to your parents and find new girl that suck hhahaha🤣🤣🤣😝

  • @gfrank8058
    @gfrank8058 10 месяцев назад

    She didn't come with a warranty...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😈