A Documentary Following The Modern Gay Space Teen
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- arguably one of the dumbest things ive ever made, but i will not accept st8 keith ever in my life. this is... my battle... my keithacy (keith legacy)
songs: I Am What I Am, Gloria Gaynor
Hallelujah, Pentatonic
Hello Kitty, Avril Lavigne
"while you were busy being a heterosexual, I studied the blade" I'M DED
Him and Zuko both lol
*Allura lands in Keith arms*
Allura: Uhhh
Keith: ERROR ERROR STRAIGHT FACED UNABLE TO PROCEED WRONG FILE
This is pure gold :0
" _Straight_ face"
Kieth.exe has stopped working
the only thing straight about Keith is his face in this moment
I've tried to watch this while keeping a straight face 5 times, "WOW KEITH UR SO FUCKING COOL" gets me every time 😂
ikr??? sometimes im just going through my day and i think of that again and i desperately try not to laugh in public gfhjkhntft
Have a nice day! SAME
Have a nice day! OH MY GOD SAME
Don't worry, I know a lot of people who get a gay face when looking at Keith. This fandom won't judge you-we all do it
Really? Then you are stronger than me because I always lose it at the hair flip and "Dear Lord child"
The windows fail noise is undoubtedly the best part of this video.Truly, art.
Love Same, Noya
THE PART WITH ALLURA KILLED ME IM WHEEZING
Keith's reactions to Allura falling had me DYING.
Same though! My mom came in and slowly backed away while I was pointing to the screen.
I need help...
IKR the computer sounds had me crying
akierr1 same
ITS 11 PM AND IM TRYING NOT TO WAKE UP MY FAMILY FROM LAUGHTER
SAME
THE FUCKING WINDOW FAIL NOISE AAAGHGHGH
ChibiRandom13
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART!
I been trying so hard not to laugh so I won't wake up my whole family!
ahh
so you watch stuff like this at night too?
random is my style
Yes, yes I do! ;)
yes lmao
*IM NOT ALONE*
whoop
coran is beating the shit outta that little thing
SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME AT FULL CAPACITY
Coran is one of those people who would make a fantastic cool space uncle but a horrible parent.
Coran no
he's gonna get motion sickness
i choked on air
"when girls flirt with you and it's totally whack" LMAO
Best documentary i've ever seen in my life
TIME TO BRING THIS TO SCIENCE CLASS
Absolutely
Just AL *klass
Just AL If i brought this to a science class all my friends would be like yeaaah he's so gay and the teacher would just look at us like what is wrong with this generation. and to answer the question is bc there's not enough ga(y)lra scenes of keith
I actually want to see what happens if you do.
ok me too.
Best documentary I've ever watched
Keith Kogane, you've been found out~
How's Lance doing?
Lo hi phandom!
Huh, I just changed my RUclips name from lo. Strange
National Geographic would be proud
0:50 I have that part saved on my phone with no context and it's literally the only video on my phone. When I die, I bet my parents will look at it and question my sanity.
Azalea A ME TOO
HOW
TELL ME HOW RIGHT NOW
Olivia Agostinho Look up convert to mp3 that website also let's you convert it to convert to mp4 then you can trim it down
(plays in a loop at funeral)
Me speaking in pre-recorded video: Whoever lasts the longest can have everything.
this made my day, my month, my year, my decade, my century, my life, even my after life.
Same
I read "my day" as "my gay"
I'm never fucking prepared for the end of this video
"WOW KEITH UR SO FUCKING COOL"
ROAST HIM
As someone who doesn't ship anything in Voltron... Yeah, I HC Keith as gay, too. Maybe ace/aro. Probs gay. That is not how a straight man would react to a beautiful woman falling in his arms, no matter what the situation. You don't just ":|" when someone as gorgeous as Allura is in your arms, dude. You just don't.
I second that
-well I mean, it's not like he couldn't be straight but just not have feelings for Allura?-
-but i hc aro ace or gay ace keith sO H A R D JESUS CHRIST-
As a bi woman, I must concur... that is not how you react when when girl like ALLURA falls into your arms.
as a bi woman, I must also concur.. when any beautiful woman falls anywhere near you, that is DEFINITELY not how you react I be like OOOH girl THAT ASS
Nikanaiko I see Riku
why is this so fucking funny
PATRICK WILL CONSUME because it's true
I haven't just watched this five times, counting on six...
HAHA BRO I'M ON 42 TIMES :D
This is perfect. Now do a documentary following the modern bisexual space teen (AKA: Lance) and my life will be complete
Rainbow Sweet YES PLEASE
PLEASE
And Now we also have the modern gay space dad! (Shiro has been confirmed gay!)
I've watched this at least 10 times and the Windows sound gets me everytime
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO BLAME THIS VIDEO FOR EVERYTHING. IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR BI-LANCE VIDEO THAT I STARTED VOLTRON AND BECAUSE OF THIS THAT I CANT SEE KEITH OR LANCE AS STRAIGHT. I LITERALLY FREAKED WHEN THEY WERE GOING DOWN TO THE POOL TOGETHER AND SNAPPED A VIDEO OF IT WITH JUST ME SCREAMING AND ALL I GOT WAS, "Are you okay? You sound manic I'm kinda worried."
HGDSAJKDNSA AMAZING !!!
I thought I was the only person that noticed his reaction when Allura fell in his arms. I can just see him thinking *Only Lance gets cradled in these arms*
Lmao I’m such Klance trash
Hahaha he made such a big deal of cradling Lance, but he never even mentioned cradling Allura even when she turns against him
0:49 THE FREAKIN' NOISE I CAN'T-
XSimplyCleanProX IKR
0 dislikes?! all hail gay keith
I'm Here Where You've Gone i want to like this comment but theres 69 likes and i cant be the one to ruin that
Goddess-Apocalypse Same xD
keith is basically space nico di angelo so maybe their is a chance
NachoSexual Oh fuck you're right.
He even have the "omg I'm so cool and dark" thing :0
NachoSexual SOLANGLO
BASICALLY WHAT I THOUGHT THROUGHOUT THE SHOW
TRUE AND LANCE IS BASICALLY SPACE LEO VALDEZ
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME THEY EVEN LOOK ALIKE
I couldn't keep a *straight* face trough this video, it was just *straight* up hilarious I laughed *straight* at the screen for 5 *straight* minutes
Ok ill stop im *straight* out of jokes
Ok sorry
LMAOO
XD
But but they’re gay
SANSSSSSSSSSS
I love you
as a lesbian, i can confirm when someone as goddamn beautiful as allura is in your arms, you do NOT act that calm.
6 years ago and still TRUE 😂
I never knew I needed a gay Keef documentary in my life but now I know and I can not live without it anymore.
WHY ARENT MY CHEEK MUSCLES WORKING I CANNOT MAKE A STRAIGHT FACE ANYMORE WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
the one dislike is from keith
Black Fox Keith made 27 other accounts
He has 51other accounts
He has 84 accounts??? Damn
BLESS THIS! BLESS YOU FOR MAKING THIS!
The only accurate documentary that's worth my time
XD lmao I fricken LOVE your username. 😁😁😁😁
Jessica Wanyan Thanks 👌👌👌
NO YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND, I WAS EATING POPCORN WHILE WATCHING THIS AT 3:30 AM AND THE CORAN THING AT THE END MADE ME FUCKING SPIT IT ALL OVER MY SCREEN
i almost puked from laughing so hard at this 😂 papa bless 🙌
kageyama drama omfg Cora n holding the alien at the end😂
lmfao ikr 😂😂
69th like
Love your profile picture and name
XD You had me dying!
1:39
OwO k
I have the same glasses as that image
Oh no- it has the perfect amount of likes... I can't like it or I'll ruin it!! D:
O O F
This is the most accurate documentary I have ever seen :D
lol with lance said "are you asking me on a date" to allura kieth was so salty
i learned more here than in school
tried to keep a straight face while watching this
didnt work
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hi im pan
TheWildJake #PanSquad We pan people are the best💓💛💙
that windows error tho hahaha
I've watched this five seperate times and "while you were being heterosexual i studied the blade" gets me every single time.
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AT 0:50 IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE ALLURA'S DABBING
the facts don't lie!
YEY
HAHAH
BLESS YOU FOR MAKING THIS
but i was expecting the ititititititit sound of a thousand milles XD hahah
Those were some great points.
me: *walks into class with phone* i got something to show you its inspiring
teacher: hell no- *dear lord help us*
me: *already has it on the projector* THIS IS KEITH-
class: JESUS HELP US
me: -haha ya bitches-
I think that the thing I love most about this fandom is that even if there are so many ship wars and arguments over who goes with who and such, we all just agree and accept that Keith is gay af lmao
The zoom makes this so much better
Every time i watch this and the bi lance one i die of laughter, thank you
best, truest documentary I've ever seen 😂😂 I've lost count of how many times I've watched this now 👌
When he cradles lance in his arms it's a "bonding moment" when allura is in his arms he don't give a shit.... I sense a pattern
Delete everything off of youtube except for this
Keith when Allura lands in his arms: 😐
Keith when Lance puts his hand on his shoulder: 😲
Some sexuality HCs I have for the crew
Keith- Gay, like a 100% gay lord
Lance- Lets just say he's the best at saying BI to the haters
Pidge- Tests aren't the only thing she aces (she's ace you guys.... she has no sex drive)
Hunk- He's down for any type of food, and any gender as well
Shiro- Heterosexual biromantic... sorry I can't think of a pun for him :,(
Coran- Boi he doesn't know what a pan is but he sure is one
Allura- Anyone who isn't falling for Lance's charm is prob's either aro or more into having a gal pal
when my science teacher asks what documentaries I've seen
"keith is not think abt snowballs rn"
I'm crying.
I had to put my phone down and laugh/cry into my pillow.
I bet one day Allura is going to admit her feelings to Keith and he just stands next to Lance like "hhehhhehh"
I just love how, no matter which ship you prefer, everyone agrees that Keef is gay
I never realised that Keith lowered his voice when trying to be cool, that explains all the voice cracks, lol.
I can keep a straight face through all this.
BUT CORAN AND THE LITTLE CUTE THINGS THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF RIGHT NOW ALWAYS GETS ME
My teacher requested I write a paper on a documentary in English today… I might have to use this one
play this at my funeral
Im dying :,D
The "like that" gave me a heart attack I swear
IM DYINGG keith looked so fucking done with allura like wanted to drop her on the fucking floor
It was like 3:00 in the morning and I wanted to watch a space documentary, so I searched space documentary and this was the third result. Greatest space documentary I've ever seen.
I can't even remember how long (wait two weeks never mind) I've been looking for this.
I'm extremely late but CORAN LIFTING THE FUJCKCING ALIEN THING AT THE END I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHJIT IM WHEEZUING BAHAHSJD
0:50 it looks like allure dabbed
*remembers the message 'To prove that my boy keith with never be straight.' at the beginning.*
... eVErYthiNGs fiNE.
i'm just rewatching all your voltron documentaries and no matter how many times i try i can't stop laughing
Keith’s voice is one of the most attractive things about him.
I thought it was just me. I love Steven Yeun's voice and would love to see more voice acting from him.
I was trying to find your video so i typed:
"Space Emo Paladin Gay"
Your video was first in the list X;D
"While You Were Being Heterosexual, I Studied The Blade" LMAOO
1:08 pfft no im totally not replaying this part over and over cause keitch sounds hot
Omg me too I'm also not... uh...
arguably the best voltron video on the internet
this is my favourite voltron fan thing i swear to god thank you for making it
oh my god bless- I lost it at the Keith/Allura Part XD
I know everyone is talking about Keith gay moments (Which I love) but can we talk about the freaking end where Coran is shaking the heck out of that poor little thing. Goodness gracious.. Coran no...
"WOW KEITH UR SO FUCKING COOL"
Why is this showing up on my recommended NOW?? I THOUGHT I ESCAPED
I CANT BELIVE IT BEEN 4 YEARS WHAT
*voicecrack* "WHaT WERE YOU DOING OUT THERE"
this is a gift to humankind
I can't wait for season three to be added to this because LORD DID KEITH GO ALL OUT.
The music in the background kills me every time
watch voltron compilations in 2021 is my favorite kind of self harming
I feel like Lance (best marksman according to Blue) hit Shiro with the snowball just to flirt with Keith. And then Keith fucking flirted back.
_Wild Fires_ !!!! YO THIS IS SO TRUE?? HE WOULDNT OF MISSED!? L A N C E IM DEAD #PININGLANCE2K17
I never noticed Keith's reactions to Allura falling-
look at that fucking fond smile at 1:12 i can't
"WOW KEITH UR SO FUCKING COOL"
I love that part. I love this video and my gay son
All I want is Klance to happen.
THE WINDOWS ERROR NOISE HAD ME DYING I CANT
So basically:
Space Gay is jealous and soft towards partial rainbow Cuban.
Hair flip: 1:07
OriginalShiba Partial Rainbow Cuban I'm dead😂😂😂
Me up up to 0:50 - *Straight face with internal smiling*
Me AT 0:50 - *Uncontrollable laughter*
(Seriously, the fucking windows fail noise leaves me SHOOK.)
1:09 it looks like Lance is going in to kiss Keith
XxPiper ProductionsxX Msp I wish
THE WINDOWS FAIL NOISE ACTUALLY KILLED ME IM CRYING
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY BEING HETEROSEXUAL I STUDIED THE BLADE
allura like swooning into keith’s arms and complete romantic setups between them where keith is like :/ is just amazing honestly bye
I don't normally watch documentaries, but when I do it's about gay space lion pilots. (Also what song was used around 0:22? just curious)
Evelyn Astrim YES I WANT TO KNOW THIS TOO
I was like pausing and unpausing through all of Allura falling and Keith litterally had the same expression the whole time I’m DYINGGG😂😂