I am retarded- Hemorrhoy Rogers

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @christiandesuede6770
    @christiandesuede6770 4 года назад +105

    The only song in the world 8 billion people can truthfully relate to.

    • @arnoldcoleman14
      @arnoldcoleman14 2 года назад +4

      yes, it will purify all of our souls with the truth

    • @Mortified42
      @Mortified42 2 года назад +4

      Yeah just 8 billion, myself excluded.

  • @davidedavidedav
    @davidedavidedav 8 месяцев назад +5

    yea, i need to listen to this everyday

  • @daltrui315
    @daltrui315 10 месяцев назад +11

    this song has been living in my head rent-free for like 20 years now.

  • @JohnBrown-pq9tj
    @JohnBrown-pq9tj 5 лет назад +97

    They Might Be Giants is my favorite band, but I still loled every time I saw this credited to them on file-sharing services.

    • @Zaepg
      @Zaepg 3 года назад +17

      Downloaded this track off Kazaa mislabled as TMBG...back in the day....

    • @aureliajade
      @aureliajade 3 года назад +12

      I had the Napster version and it was credited to them! Fucking LOL

    • @aitch9053
      @aitch9053 3 года назад +7

      Slow the track down 50%, it's clearly John Linnell.

    • @TheSentinel909
      @TheSentinel909 2 года назад +9

      I've JUST found out this is NOT TMBG thanks to your comment :o

    • @tjrizvi251
      @tjrizvi251 Год назад +5

      Holy shit YOU TOO?!?!
      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

  • @mrv2174
    @mrv2174 3 года назад +59

    I use to smoke weed. Listen to this and laugh for like 30 minutes straight. Got a six pack from laughing

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Год назад +42

    Please stand for America’s true pledge of allegiance.

    • @JohnBrown-pq9tj
      @JohnBrown-pq9tj Год назад +3

      At least this one is jaunty for a change.

    • @OhNehNee
      @OhNehNee 10 месяцев назад +4

      WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@OhNehNee203.346 horsebacks 🇺🇲

  • @es-uw8cm
    @es-uw8cm 2 года назад +64

    when I was 4, my parents bought me a record player & let me play a stack of 78s that they had. this was one of them. I'm 62 now & this is one of my top 10 favorite songs of all time.

    • @Faygo2215
      @Faygo2215 10 месяцев назад +9

      Good memories, I used to listen to this in my used 67 chevelle back in the 70s I do so love the smell of leaded gas fumes.

    • @Faygo2215
      @Faygo2215 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@Jenjihomurajoke? What joke? How dare you call my life’s story a joke and this song isn’t funny it’s extremely sad especially the ending.

    • @jenjihomura-xg4vp
      @jenjihomura-xg4vp 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Faygo2215 in sorry brother 😭

  • @PhantomOfLiberty
    @PhantomOfLiberty 3 года назад +38

    This song has haunted me for 20 years...woke up with it in my head the last 3 days. Learning the chords on guitar now...im still amazed at how catchy the melody is

    • @rumourhats
      @rumourhats Год назад +5

      Did you figure out the chords?

  • @benjiunofficial
    @benjiunofficial 3 года назад +33

    40,000 years from now, this recording is all that remains of the human race. Alien scientists pore over it, trying to unlock its secrets.

  • @premature0autopsy
    @premature0autopsy 7 лет назад +64

    Song of my life

    • @Eeflixx
      @Eeflixx  7 лет назад +23

      I know the feeling.

  • @Assimandeli
    @Assimandeli 6 лет назад +95

    This song pops up in my head at least once a month. This has been the case for years now. It's a cursed track

    • @jankriz9199
      @jankriz9199 4 года назад +5

      I feel you on existential level, man. This cognitive masochism has brought me here again.

    • @morganvogel2829
      @morganvogel2829 4 года назад +4

      Jan Kříž read “the flower’s desire” and you will understand why

    • @Tikonor
      @Tikonor 2 года назад +1

      Yep, here we go again

    • @numb3r10brandstudio
      @numb3r10brandstudio 2 года назад +1

      This pops up because of my job lmfao

    • @griffinjones6491
      @griffinjones6491 2 года назад +1

      same

  • @HazelTheHare
    @HazelTheHare 3 года назад +41

    Who would have thought a song with this kind of meme energy could have been made in 1998.

    • @nolef7nu7
      @nolef7nu7 2 года назад +7

      thats because its a drug song zoomer

    • @Faygo2215
      @Faygo2215 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nolef7nu7 I mean it sounds like something a zoomer "epunk" artist would make.

  • @alexanderpennington4055
    @alexanderpennington4055 Год назад +12

    How ironic is it that this song is pure genius?

  • @aronjohnson2553
    @aronjohnson2553 2 года назад +12

    I enjoy the in depth lyrics.

  • @KattKirsch
    @KattKirsch 2 года назад +9

    A centerpiece of the great American songbook.

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Год назад +7

    Theme song of my life.

  • @LordPastaProductions
    @LordPastaProductions 4 года назад +28

    I swear that I must have heard this somewhere a long time ago because listening to this gives me so much happy nostalgia feels that I unironically like listening to it.

    • @SM-ok3sz
      @SM-ok3sz 3 года назад +7

      YTMND?

    • @fagglebag
      @fagglebag 3 года назад +2

      Assassins creed glitch video?

    • @TheMatsushitaMan
      @TheMatsushitaMan 3 года назад +4

      Herobrine Hotel Service

    • @gallibon1319
      @gallibon1319 Год назад

      It's appeared in a lot of older YTPs and meme videos back in the early days of RUclips.

    • @desuretard8654
      @desuretard8654 4 месяца назад

      Jettan

  • @billgruneschwert4712
    @billgruneschwert4712 8 лет назад +29

    Takes me back to my college days

  • @rossreid9092
    @rossreid9092 8 лет назад +39

    Something is soothing about this

  • @Someone_wrf
    @Someone_wrf 2 месяца назад +4

    Relatable.

  • @scoingwelboe3163
    @scoingwelboe3163 2 года назад +7

    Listen on .5 speed for a nice dance floor jam.

  • @NotDerekSmart
    @NotDerekSmart 8 месяцев назад +4

    Same

  • @DiverCTH
    @DiverCTH 7 лет назад +22

    How I cope with clients who have more dollars than sense.

  • @Voltra98
    @Voltra98 3 года назад +8

    Notice when I tell him to land he goes upwards! He goes up! Like he realizes he is not supposed to be here! - Lord Scatsbury

  • @numb3r10brandstudio
    @numb3r10brandstudio 4 года назад +16

    The Scatsbury

  • @MysteriumArcanum
    @MysteriumArcanum 6 лет назад +21

    my brain when I try to talk to women

  • @thornage2333
    @thornage2333 4 года назад +26

    Lord Scatsbury brought me here lol

  • @JUNESTUNESFM
    @JUNESTUNESFM 5 месяцев назад +6

    I've been on a downward spiral for like, a month obsessing with Rrhoid Boyz related projects and the many other assorted faces of Mr Pure.
    Tell me, has anyone found anything further or recent or just, anything? I've found stuff only as far as 2005 100% by them and am violently just trying to grab for glimpses of anyone named "Rob Sutton"? I don't know if there's a dedicated community I could join or if it's just fellow freaks spread across these comments.

    • @JUNESTUNESFM
      @JUNESTUNESFM 5 месяцев назад +2

      I don't even want an "interview" or something, I'm just trying to figure out if Hemmorhoy lives

    • @robsutton3092
      @robsutton3092 3 месяца назад +3

      Good questions!

    • @JUNESTUNESFM
      @JUNESTUNESFM 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@robsutton3092 I awake at 3:50 A.M. EST, a tad bit late, and am aghast and surprised to learn that Rob Sutton, or Mr. Pure and the many names of him, lives, completely wonderful to hear

    • @h39z
      @h39z 2 месяца назад +2

      EAR!

  • @h39z
    @h39z 2 месяца назад +2

    Thanks alot man it really means a lot this means so much to I, for one, cannot thank you ENOUGH!

    • @h39z
      @h39z 2 месяца назад +1

      Good days to this one

  • @rayphoenix7296
    @rayphoenix7296 3 года назад +6

    Describes most of the people that work in the government.

  • @eddiegoof
    @eddiegoof 7 месяцев назад +2

    Classic

  • @stupus4417
    @stupus4417 7 лет назад +12

    This song makes me fart.

  • @allysha.27
    @allysha.27 2 года назад +8

    My wedding song

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Год назад +6

    Logan Pauls theme song.

  • @animefinn
    @animefinn Год назад +4

    this song is about me

  • @arnoldcoleman14
    @arnoldcoleman14 2 года назад +3

    this will save mankind.

  • @daveydonalddoo4880
    @daveydonalddoo4880 Год назад +2

    This song is so comforting

  • @marukoification
    @marukoification 4 года назад +7

    still legendary

  • @RimeyCH
    @RimeyCH 4 года назад +4

    Up means Go straight to hell to a dragon.

  • @hansnielsen4165
    @hansnielsen4165 4 года назад +23

    My favorit flat earther song.

  • @edgein1830
    @edgein1830 4 года назад +5

    The don and mike show

  • @seifoswaglel5823
    @seifoswaglel5823 4 года назад +5

    Lyrics: I am retarded

    • @LaDonnaB-m7q
      @LaDonnaB-m7q 8 месяцев назад +1

      *Dootduh doot doooo (×2)
      Dootduh dooooooooo

  • @AnchorOfTime
    @AnchorOfTime 3 года назад +11

    Did they finally stop crediting this to TMBG?

  • @animefinn
    @animefinn 6 лет назад +10

    sums up my life

  • @goofygoober4901
    @goofygoober4901 Год назад +2

    this song is genuinely amazing

  • @teslasrevenge
    @teslasrevenge 3 года назад +3

    What a prophetic song about politicians

  • @non-applicable3548
    @non-applicable3548 Год назад +4

    Based

  • @analara6783
    @analara6783 3 года назад +3

    Great song

  • @emotrash6957
    @emotrash6957 Год назад +4

    Quick tip if you get a the doors record and speed it up it sounds scarily like hemroy rogers

  • @tomgavin768
    @tomgavin768 3 года назад +3

    The don and Mike show. Wjfk

    • @tfpa78
      @tfpa78 3 года назад +1

      The best!

  • @euridious1458
    @euridious1458 3 года назад +3

    Screw it I’ll just walk!

  • @SakuraSnow-
    @SakuraSnow- 5 лет назад +3

    モンハンでムカつくことランキングから来ました
    このBGM好き!

  • @daveydonalddoo4880
    @daveydonalddoo4880 Год назад +2

    Fr

  • @andrewmainor9253
    @andrewmainor9253 3 года назад +4

    play at .75 speed!!!!!

  • @bryansbooks
    @bryansbooks 6 лет назад +4

    Story of my life

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 9 дней назад

    I first discovered this song decades ago in the early days of 4chan. A Flash loop set to this song and two furry kids jumping around on a bed.

  • @gallibon1319
    @gallibon1319 Год назад +1

    Beta Maximo did a good cover of this song recently.

  • @febri3653
    @febri3653 4 года назад +2

    Damn this song so nice

  • @arbecknoore700
    @arbecknoore700 4 года назад +2

    Relatable

  • @amoswhite6729
    @amoswhite6729 8 лет назад +1

    Every time I jam some sockeye I gotta jam some hemrog

  • @RFFSATV
    @RFFSATV 4 года назад +10

    Stand up to the national anthem of everyone's ex gf who you hate

    • @RFFSATV
      @RFFSATV 4 года назад +2

      Yes I just literally roast her. Just cuz she were lesbian
      This comment means that I'm homophobic or not????
      first of all, yes she was bi, then got to lesb and I'm a male

    • @Unorthodox-
      @Unorthodox- 2 года назад

      @@RFFSATV NO it was justified

    • @RFFSATV
      @RFFSATV 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Unorthodox- thanks for standing against the hate of my ex for cheating on me, atleast I cheated back on her 🙏🏻

  • @kowalityjesus
    @kowalityjesus 8 лет назад +5

    thnx 4 upload, gangsta

  • @brrrrt9605
    @brrrrt9605 8 лет назад +6

    I am again in the weird part of RUclips.

  • @TPTnny
    @TPTnny 10 месяцев назад +1

    Could somebody please post the lyircs?!!

  • @barrycoyle3241
    @barrycoyle3241 Год назад +3

    abraham lincoln won't no real cowbot

  • @mcpuckles1459
    @mcpuckles1459 8 лет назад +2

    bootiful😰

  • @MVJR8785
    @MVJR8785 3 года назад +1

    nice 👌

  • @VisionRandom
    @VisionRandom 2 года назад +1

    Perturbador ....

  • @basedsoldieroftheglorioust9556
    @basedsoldieroftheglorioust9556 Год назад +1

    Rhino video

  • @madmuffinz
    @madmuffinz 4 года назад +1

    SourPls

  • @jessicaroberts521
    @jessicaroberts521 29 дней назад

    anyone here from art chad’s live streams

  • @Lycan_Jedi
    @Lycan_Jedi 8 лет назад +20

    What I hear when Conspiracy Theroists talk.

    • @lenny7773
      @lenny7773 22 дня назад

      Hi from the future

  • @DiverCTH
    @DiverCTH 7 лет назад +33

    Alex Jones' theme song

    • @MeanBeanKerosene
      @MeanBeanKerosene 6 лет назад +3

      Snowflake

    • @D3V0R4H.
      @D3V0R4H. 5 лет назад +1

      @@Vistal11 got em

    • @JohnBrown-pq9tj
      @JohnBrown-pq9tj 5 лет назад +11

      You triggered the InfoWars nancy boys.

    • @LotteYanson
      @LotteYanson Год назад +1

      @@JohnBrown-pq9tj I mean to be fair Alex did call himself “kind of retarded”

  • @Stitchgamer863
    @Stitchgamer863 2 месяца назад +1

    whqt

    • @hellsapoppin9326
      @hellsapoppin9326 2 месяца назад

      U here from superiorfox too?

    • @marcosvitaplay
      @marcosvitaplay 2 месяца назад

      @@hellsapoppin9326yea that fckng gyat fox bring me here too

  • @nolef7nu7
    @nolef7nu7 2 года назад +1

    what is this a remix of? this isnt original

    • @Eeflixx
      @Eeflixx  2 года назад +2

      As I recall, this is track 32 (I Am Retarded (Remix-With-New-New-Middle-Part)) off of "Cream of What". The other version is track 9 (I Am Retarded Ded Did Dead Did Dead Did Did Did Did). The track 9 version seems like it's a sped up version of the track 32 version, but I guess track 32 could be a slowed down version of track 9. The slightly-slowed track 32 version is also the one on "Clippity Klopp Don't Rob Me" where it's listed as "I'm Retarded (Remix)". This is the version that's been shared around the internet as "I am retarded", so that's what I titled the video 8 years ago.

    • @nolef7nu7
      @nolef7nu7 2 года назад

      @@Eeflixx heard a song on spotify that sounded just like it, must be inspired

  • @okolepuka808
    @okolepuka808 6 лет назад

    guitar chords?

    • @Eeflixx
      @Eeflixx  6 лет назад

      I wish I knew.

    • @megashadow3789
      @megashadow3789 5 лет назад

      Eeflixx: The chords to this song are on chordify... they are pretty fast though.. so yeh I dunno if they are spot on like sing it mrs ass.

    • @iknowimanalien3878
      @iknowimanalien3878 4 года назад +2

      C Dm F G Am F G
      F G C F / F G Em Am F G
      Am G F Dm F G C F

  • @ShadowEclipse777
    @ShadowEclipse777 2 года назад +4

    Modern day American Republican voters be like:

  • @Kaocyde
    @Kaocyde 3 года назад +9

    This song is too politically incorrect. When I sing along, I make sure to change the words to "I am R-worded"

    • @non-applicable3548
      @non-applicable3548 Год назад +2

      Regard alert

    • @gallibon1319
      @gallibon1319 Год назад

      This song was made back in the day when saying the r-word was just immature slang and nothing else.

    • @non-applicable3548
      @non-applicable3548 Год назад +1

      @@gallibon1319 you're retarded if you thinknits anything other than immature slang

    • @gallibon1319
      @gallibon1319 Год назад

      @@non-applicable3548 I SAID back then, not today. I obviously dont think so now. And calling me the r-word kind of undoes your point, doesn't it?