Polandball 3: A Collection of 5 Shorts
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- First on Mars by RSbooll5RS
/ first_on_mars
Irish Shenanigans by StopTimes
/ irish_shenanigans
Size is Relative by wasserkraft
/ size_is_relative
Something Dirty by bandaidplus
/ something_dirty
Unhated Nations by disneyvillain
/ unhated_nations
Created with After Effects, Photoshop and Premiere
Translation for China: "I don't know."
QuantumGaming yes my mom is from China
patto ur catto lol
I know
HitProof but I know to
china say what's rong that gemeny
Greenland has ice, is named Greenland
Island is green, is named Iceland
Blueland is red, is named Blueland
Good one, Norway
Wurtt Mapper Norway is color blind xD
Redland is earth XD
im sure that is 'XD'
They did it on purpose.
Technically the opposite of red is green so....
D-Did you say...
*OILLAND*?!?!?
Oi! Ye drivin over me taytos!!
O I L
TheParadox1010 SWEET JESUS
_O_ _I_ _L_ _L_ _A_ _N_ _D_
_Oil_
Switzerland should also be at that table with canada
And Iceland,Palau,East Timor and Guam
Loki Raptor GamingHD Guam? Isn't that an American territory.
Wyatt Farmer Dont know!But its not important what occupation is...
No. People hate Switzerland. That is because, they will not join the EU. plus the Nazis wanted them dead.
Pokenaut7 ....they won't join because that would technically be violating their 2 centery old vow to never take a stance on anything outside their borders and the Nazis wanted everyone that wasn't them or Japan dead, they even wanted Italy gone eventually
In unhated nations, Lichtenstein is there, he just can't be seen
What a joke.
Yeah ik, I saw it on reddit. Its not a good one.
+derm hams! What about San Marino,Vatican City,Sealand?
Sealand doesn't exist in my opinion. San Marino, Vatican, yeah.
Vatican CIty? Hated by some Muslim country, kinda
Poor Canada
+Way_too_many_chairs Yeah you right
+Galack Mapper Zhe Jews
+Galack Mapper he is part of the UN
Is Portugal hated if yes by who just wanna know for some reason
+JMSilva // Gaming // Fifa Spain probably
"Something dirty" was my favorite so cute, so naughty ;)
"ZE JEWS" - Germany
TheParadox1010 very dirty ey ;)
Wersace ze ground
My Führer..Steiner..
Germany stronk!
Zhe jews xD
NEIN
güten tag
Are all of you trying to be reichtangle?
Brady Aus Güten täg, polen. Cease for round 2?
as an irishman I'm not sure whether to be offended or laugh, hell I'll laugh
We're Irish, we don't get offended.
Ninety9Balloons truer words have never been said
bixbamtastic you sent us Cromwell
bixbamtastic Cromwell was an English military leader during a revolution who fought against absolute monarchy but turned into one himself.
69 likes nice
Italy: Whisper something dirty in my ear mio amore
Germany: Pinapple on pizza
Italy: Marry me plz
Makes sense
i edited this comment so you don't know why 2 people are replying to me
@Leah Som missed the joke
italy would make nukes for this comment, italians hate pineapple on pizza majorly lmfao
Or Ketchup and Cheddar on pizza.
Canada is sitting there like
Canada:Where THE FUCK IS EVERYONE
Everyone else:we don't give a fuck
Chinese ball says:"I don't know." LOL
Chiball
America: OIL-LAND?!
*gets tank*
Ireland:OI YE DRIVING OVER ME TAYTOS
Priceless 😹
Franche:"whisper somthing dirty in my ear. GERMANY: zhe jews
Unhated nations, where's Luxembourg, the Netherlands and Belgium? I can't think of any enemies for them...
But Canada, I agree with that. I can't not love them.
:)
Sky Walker
agreed. But shouldn't Netherland ball be there? With Canada?
Canada Ball how is your poutine?
But where's the US? It's one of the most unhated nations in the world.
*sarcasm intensifies* NO THE US IS SO VERY LOVED BY ALL THOSE NATIONS!!! SHUT UP DUMB US HATER!!!!!!
Legend says Canada is still waiting for the others to this day
He made too much butter tarts and tourtiere not to share
And they never come...
France: Whisper something dirty into my ears my love
Germany: The Jews
1:15 im rolling on the floor!!
vatican could be Italy's hat
Flavio Mongiovi No, Vatican City is Italy's butt plug.
Switzerland is Italy's hat
Flying Wafflez You're right!
Flying Waffle
True.
Then what's San Marino to Italy?
Their puppy.
Oirland. America thinks it oilland lol
YOU TAKING ALL MY OIL NIGGA
Well it's true
@@UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776 DAMNIT AMERICA DID YOU STEAL MY MOTOR OIL.
@@FoapAndGhostMW2 YES I DID! PREPARE TO BE INVADED!
anyone notice that at 0:43 the tank America was driving was from the game War of Thunder?
Space Ship lol so copied i saw
Space Ship
That is an M4 Sherman. It was retired from US service in 1959.
Space Ship ye
Space Ship M4 Sherms be cool
lol "what's up with the Europoort" always funny
Poor's*
haha dummkopf you cannot spell
How dare you?!
France and Germany are a cute couple
;-;
shouldn't Switzerland and all of Scandinavia be with Canada?
China hates Norway, so no.
well what about Switzerland?
Alwin Priven No idea if anyone hates them.
France, possibly. I don't know...
But doesn't Russia and China hate Canada? (NO OFFENSE CANADA)
lol 1:04 laughing to hard
1:18 So Adorable
Oi! Ye drivin over me Taytos!
"Vhizper somezing dirty into my eat mon amour"
"Zhe jews"
VELKOM TO BLUELAND
1:00 wow germany big and strong
*Me looks at the bigger picture*
Nvm
Why am I all alone?
surely I aint the only unhated nation, right?
...
....
.....
Right?
You are alone Canada no one is un hated except for you us hated by NK new zeeland hated by Australia I can go on and on
Lofoten Mapper What about the Danish-Swedish rivalry?
Switzerland isn’t hate, is it?
Yeah but I should be for one of the hated my hat
1:10 China says I don’t know 我不知道
GERMANY BIG!!!!! DEUTCHSLAND BIG!
1:36 Liechtenstein's there too, you just can't see him.
who here is American but loves France?
How can you not like France?
@@rickybizzaro3966 trust an italian, we don't like France. At all
I'm Russian, and I love Germany... Syka Blyat
@@cespu_iv4519 what's wrong with France?
@@Brendan-kx8iy Everything
Franceball and Germanyball is the cutest couple in countryballs.
France X Germany confirmed
No wrong France x Germany x Poland
1:01 R E I C H Z I L L A
norway is always first!!! ;)
norwegian pyro no.
No matter the situation we always Get first, suck that spain and america
Portugal: wait mars has spises?
Portugal on mars with the boats to masians: buenas dinas prepare to be slavevz
that's France look like Poland empire because Jerman or Jerman empire
is look scare!!!
This is prolly the one countryballs video that made me laugh the most. Thank you
germany big
Gormony in debt after Gorman impir Oka???
I saw Norway and I understand because i'm from Norway
1:28 is not for me
German Mapper i'm love you germany
france ball OOOOOO!!! Love couple!!!!!! I love Spain
From Italy
I can confirm that old men here scream 'OI YER DRIVING ON ME TAYTOES' and not 'GET OFF MY LAWN'
Why isn't Canada with the U.S.A, Russia, and China when Germany says "GERMANY STRONK." Canada's bigger than both China and The U.S.A???
Logan Nobes yea but some American can get triggered (idk why) if Canada balls is greater
Logan Nobes Those three represent canada
Sg Elite what do you mean?
Those three are superpowers
Sg Elite oh yes your right Canada isn't xd I thought it was by size
Actually in the last bit there should of been:
Australia
New Zealand
Iceland
Scotland
Canada
Greenland
Yup
Switzerland too
At least it follows polandball rules.
OILLAND
Army Men Stop Motion Nope, circle tools.
**sees gerfra**
**insert high pitched demonic screeching here**
What's up with the europoors?
I like how Russia is considered not a Europoor when Germany, france and the UK are considered europoors but are way richer.
It's because size is relative. Did you read the title of the comic? c:
Btw France said when she said like: mon amour she said "My love" lol
1:04 Shouldnt the US Be the biggest......? right....?
No USA is the 4th largest
Brothy Jay #LogsEqualLife Why? it should be for military power, not land size.
+A Wasp actually in most of countryball series their size is based on land size
use is 3rd largest
TrollFaceEpikFace yes its slightly bigger then canada.
1:10 USA: What’s Up With The Europoors? Russia: ? China: (translation) I don’t know
Get rekt USA
hahahahhaha
Great animation!
"Welcome to blueland" And i'm already cracking up!
Reichtangle: "GERMANY STRONK!"
US: "Dude, we are about hex-double your size."
size is relative was fucking legendary
sealand should be at the table of unhated nations
Sky Rider ???
Nah
Not a real nation.
He's there but no one see him.
Poland I like this 🇵🇱
"Vhizper somezing dirty into my ear mon amour"
"zhe jews" 😂😂 Omg I can't
1:36
Me: Oh, it's Canada! Nice to know he isn't a hated country.
My sister: *where's new zealand?*
when you get "the help" for free because otherwise society as we know it collapses because someone thought it would be funny to make a spelling error
Norway (in Norwegian): Velkomen til blåland
In english: Velkom to blueland
The M4 Sherman visible at 0:41 was retired from US service in 1957.
Danish transelation:
I have no shitting idea What stands in the cartoon.
U CALLED ITALY SMALL NOW WE WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER
Poor Oirland they droved over his taytos
OI! YER DRIVIN OVER ME TAYTOS!!
Germany Big
*camera zooms out*
Germany*in shocked*: well zis sucks
0:31 FINALLY SOMEBODDY KNOWS MY HOME COUNTRY
Greenland is a glacier Iceland Is a tropical paradise mars/the red planet is blue land and the Vikings found all of them
The last video I don’t know if I should be happy or sad
Germany Big, Germany Stronk.
Its funny that USA, Russia, and China, are confused with the Europeans when those three are huge
Rip Cananda at the end
*G E R M A N Y B I G*
1:19 So cute
When America see oil mountain
.hoppity hippity your life is now my property!
What China said is: I don't know.
How do I know this? Boi I'm Chinese
neptunefun me too!!!! *GASP* u robloxian too? OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF
Basically Canada and all the countries in Oceania are unhated
GERMANY, FRANCE, GET A ROOM. JFC.
1:32 accurate Canada is the only unheated country in the world
OI YE DRIVIN OVER ME TAYTOS
Germany trying to play big time
Awwww why don't anyone want to go to Canada's meeting it is so sad like I am not emotional but Canada is my fav character he is adorable omg everyone needs to feel the same about Canada right like i would go to the meeting If I was a polandball
Oi you drivin over my taytoes
1:25 GOTTEM 👌
Australia should've been in the meeting of unhated countries
lol im norwegian. Welcome To Blueland!
Oh, im not poor!!!
*JUSTICE FOR EUROPE* !!!!!
It feels good to be Not Hated :) :D
Canadian Ball Lucky you... I had civil and international conflicts since 1962! At least I fly to Miami and Fort Lauderdale.
nasa's saying "WE'RE GONNA BE FIRST AOOO 2024" for mars so this is accurat:)))
To be fair, I think America would know who it's real mother is, as in ireland
Poor canada, i guess Bhutan, Nepal, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Lichenstein, San Marino, Vatican city, Monaco, Hong Kong (sorta a country), New Zealand, and SEALAND counldnt make it to the meeting
Iraq: *Hates Mongolia since burned Baghdad*
If this was made back in 2014 We would definately be on that Unhated nations meeting.... Seriously we we're rarely getting hate until that little bastard Misha showed up to bring us hate...
Filip The Czech Gopnik misha? Who are you talking about? If it's Justin I personally find Stephen worse
That last one was great😂😂😂
I read that as unhat'ed nations anuel meet up. And I just now rewatched it and read it as hated
Canada looks cute