I have changed the title to specify that this is a smash or pass video about the in-game enemies. That way I can make an NPC smash or pass at a later time.
Hey Cringe, this is probably a weird comment but I was watching your previous playthrough videos and wanted to let you know that I think I speak for everyone when I say to not let the Dragon's Dogma 2 hype make you feel like you have to make content on DD if you're feeling burned out on the game.
@@azrael5493 Thank you. Right now, I only make Dogma content when I want to. Especially since when the sequel comes out, I'll be dedicating plenty of time to it.
"Lets do a smash or pass for dragons dogma" "Oh like rating the NPC's, maybe a tier list for potential beloveds?" "What? No, gross. I mean what monsters are we fucking"
Saying that you wouldn't smash a regular quadrupedal wolf but would smash a werewolf and then passing on Saurians (which are basically were-lizards) while smashing on Grigori and Drakes (regular quadrupedal dragons) really shows the raw smashable power that just a sexy voice can have, lol. Also, I hate that I knew exactly what Hydra vore videos you were talking about (and that I'm shamelessly one of said not passers too 💀).
After some reflecting, I think Dogma's Saurians just look too goofy and borderline cutesy to be smashable. Because I was playing Dragon's Crown, and realised that the Saurians in that game are way hotter and very smashable.
@@Infinite_Cringe You have a good point there. DD's Saurians have always given off cute and silly vibes to me too given the sounds they make, the way they clumsily hobble about, and how they lounge in the sun and comedically flop around when knocked over. The Saurians in Dragon's Crown also have much more humanoid frames with broad chests and ripped muscles (which, judging by what you said about the Gorecyclops and Daimon, makes it very obvious as to why their designs would appeal to you, hah). **cough** Dragon's Crown smash or pass when? **cough**
I'm only 30 seconds in and I've already been comedy stunlocked by not only the grigori jar joke, but also the fact that this is about the enemies instead of the characters. I love this channel (edit: I just now saw the Skingrad necrophiliac joke and I hate the fact that I mentally made the exact same joke before you said it. get out of my head)
The internet has ruined me. Not even for a second did I even consider the characters as an option for a smash or pass. I thought the bestiary was obvious. I need help.
@@Chesemiser once we were just taking in the view from the small hill near the encampment and rook looked at me and I instantly knew what he wanted to tell me without him speaking "hey can you help me down to go grab some fish" so I just helped him down... I don't know where he went after that though I think he just found his own way into the world...
@@Chesemiser you could be right there are plenty of vargs , Cyclops's and a giant evil eye over there that would appreciate some descent food for once not to mention all the pawns I bet they would be happy to fund him for his store what could have gone wrong after all ? He probably is happier than ever...
Great list I.C. Let's see... Goblins: Gross and do not f*ck, so agreed pass. Wolves: Agreed pass. Skellies: Smash to all. They're much more 'there' than zombies and seem to have their minds intact. Harpies: Agreed pass to all but the siren. Ghosts: Smash. They can still touch the player, so that's not a problem. Undead: Agreed pass. Didn't actually know the eliminators were undead, so cool to know. Ogres: Even if you somehow manage to seduce them. they seem much too rough. Pass Hydras: Even outside of vore, they seem like they could be fun. Ghidora's always been pretty rad. Smash. Griffins: Same thoughts. Smash the Griff, pass the Cock. Gazers: Pass on the small ones, but smash on the ones with tentacles. Not getting anywhere near those eye mouths though. Maneaters: Seem like they would be real pricks even if having sexy time. Pass Seneshal: Can be any Arisen, so you never really know what you'll get. God as your SO does sound nice though, so smash. Undead but magic: Agreed pass. Death: Is there even anything under that cloak? Pass. Grig: Agreed smash, he oozes charisma. Ur: Has taken the hearts of countless Arisen, which means a lack of loyalty. Pass. Dragonkin: Smash on Drake and Wyrm. Drake has that noble warrior thing, and I'm a sucker for nerd dragons. Wyvern is just an arrogant cunt, and Undead dragon is devoid of personality. Daimon: Agreed smash and pass for the same reasons.
I can confirm the Hydra claims. Thank you for this information Ms. Cringe, I am always enthusiastic to discover new things that I wish I never did. Very cool.
All mage classes perform a 30-45 second ritual in the corner by themselves before insta-nutting a explosive cone attack, blasting you up into the ceiling.
Fascinating insight into Infinite Cringe. I totally agree that chimeras are cuddly cute. Oh drakes are my second favorite enemies, right after chimeras!
My step process is way simpler: 1) Do they have an orifice? 2) Does this orifice has teeth? If the answers are Yes and No respectively, that's a smash for me.
When I saw the title I really thought it would have been the NPCs. I was wrong and the world is better for it, this is the important content that we need
"I'd bang God. Heck yeah." has got to be the funniest and weirdly gives me hope for humanity lol Not necessarily a furry, but maybe just into monsters? That's more normal than many people think, especially with werewolves and dragons. I know my first video game crush was on Darc from Twilight of The Spirits, and he's half-dragon-man or something. His dad was hot, too, but not a full-on dragon. More like a dragon in humanoid form, I guess? Just google Darc and then check out his dad, Windalf. There's a werewolf-like guy named Volk from that game, too. If you like monster women, look for Delma and Camellia, from the same game.
I want a pet garm, but I don't wanna bang one. My ignoble steed, man's worst enemy, stinky bastard man, etc Lizardmen, Grigori, and Daimon are easy yeses Harpies &co, cautious smash I've seen some surprisingly alluring liches in my time, but DD's don't have it ngl
Absolute amazing taste. Agreeing with the list around 90%. Dragons hot. Daimon hot. I would never be able to poop properly again or I would just straight up die, but it's worth it. It's worth it.
I know I'm like a year late to this, but Sirens just heal you, they don't remove debilitations. I figure in the world of DD, STDs are Debilitations, so shaggin' them is still probably a bad idea.
My female goblin pawn doesn't look gross. 🤔 Also, I guess no one told the anime writer goblin lore. 😆 Hell, even I didn't know (nor care) about that lore. All I know is they ill like fire.
![Iraklis is OP - [Dragon's Dogma]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/18H5beUSNhw/mqdefault.jpg)
I have changed the title to specify that this is a smash or pass video about the in-game enemies. That way I can make an NPC smash or pass at a later time.
You are deranged in a good way
Hey Cringe, this is probably a weird comment but I was watching your previous playthrough videos and wanted to let you know that I think I speak for everyone when I say to not let the Dragon's Dogma 2 hype make you feel like you have to make content on DD if you're feeling burned out on the game.
@@azrael5493 Thank you. Right now, I only make Dogma content when I want to. Especially since when the sequel comes out, I'll be dedicating plenty of time to it.
Cringe, i really enjoyed this video. Just know im looking forward to the NPC smash or pass
I wish mercedes was real so she could kick me in the balls
Let’s be real, Infinite Cringe just made this video as an excuse to show off her maxed out bestiary.
I’m convinced it’s just an excuse to make another “haha white woman wants to fuck dogs” joke.
Definitely worth it
100%
Facts 😂straight Flex
Yeah I’m not gonna lie I’m jealous. Gotta fight more stuff
There was a 2.5 star rating in there.
"Lets do a smash or pass for dragons dogma"
"Oh like rating the NPC's, maybe a tier list for potential beloveds?"
"What? No, gross. I mean what monsters are we fucking"
Infinite Cringe really avoided to upload this for April Fools just to let us know that this is a serious matter.
Let's be honest here,Grigori's the kind of guy to steal everyone's hearts
Screw you...take my Like
god.....dammit
He's also mister steal yo girl.
I hate how long it took me to realize what you did
@Alyn R lol it happens bro.
Huge missed opportunity to say goblins can’t even “get wood,” smh my head
If grigori stole my heart I wouldn''t be the only thing that had "Arisen"
Big respect for using the Daggerfall werewolf
Would sirens be able to heal you if you got an STD? An STD seems like it'd be a debilitation, you would probably need High Halidom to get rid of that.
*Contracts Herpes* ''Augh, debilitated!''
So in short, mages can smash whatever they want and not worry about STDs.
So what do we learn from this vid?
Infinite Cringe likes bad dragons.
woman moment
So when's the go fund me page gonna open to get a bigger jar for Grigori
what does a woman even want to fill this jar wit apart from him? @InfiniteCringe are you a squirter?
Saying that you wouldn't smash a regular quadrupedal wolf but would smash a werewolf and then passing on Saurians (which are basically were-lizards) while smashing on Grigori and Drakes (regular quadrupedal dragons) really shows the raw smashable power that just a sexy voice can have, lol.
Also, I hate that I knew exactly what Hydra vore videos you were talking about (and that I'm shamelessly one of said not passers too 💀).
After some reflecting, I think Dogma's Saurians just look too goofy and borderline cutesy to be smashable.
Because I was playing Dragon's Crown, and realised that the Saurians in that game are way hotter and very smashable.
@@Infinite_Cringe You have a good point there. DD's Saurians have always given off cute and silly vibes to me too given the sounds they make, the way they clumsily hobble about, and how they lounge in the sun and comedically flop around when knocked over. The Saurians in Dragon's Crown also have much more humanoid frames with broad chests and ripped muscles (which, judging by what you said about the Gorecyclops and Daimon, makes it very obvious as to why their designs would appeal to you, hah).
**cough** Dragon's Crown smash or pass when? **cough**
I'm only 30 seconds in and I've already been comedy stunlocked by not only the grigori jar joke, but also the fact that this is about the enemies instead of the characters. I love this channel
(edit: I just now saw the Skingrad necrophiliac joke and I hate the fact that I mentally made the exact same joke before you said it. get out of my head)
The internet has ruined me. Not even for a second did I even consider the characters as an option for a smash or pass. I thought the bestiary was obvious.
I need help.
You forgot Rook, the first enemy we kill on every new journey
Kill ? What kind of monster kills poor rook... Sadly most times he isn't careful and he trips near the coast and then nobody finds him ever again....
@@dragonslayer3552 Yeah he keeps saying he is going to go collect some brine and then just doesn't come back
@@Chesemiser once we were just taking in the view from the small hill near the encampment and rook looked at me and I instantly knew what he wanted to tell me without him speaking "hey can you help me down to go grab some fish" so I just helped him down... I don't know where he went after that though I think he just found his own way into the world...
@@dragonslayer3552 My guess is that he started a business in the BB Isle and is living the good life in his flourishing bakery
@@Chesemiser you could be right there are plenty of vargs , Cyclops's and a giant evil eye over there that would appreciate some descent food for once not to mention all the pawns I bet they would be happy to fund him for his store what could have gone wrong after all ? He probably is happier than ever...
Would've been fun if the makers of the DD netflix anime had read the lore instead of having the Goblins try to rape discount Madeleine
Living Armor are the hardest smash for me, their drip is 11/10 and it's criminal I can't wear it
Great list I.C.
Let's see...
Goblins: Gross and do not f*ck, so agreed pass.
Wolves: Agreed pass.
Skellies: Smash to all. They're much more 'there' than zombies and seem to have their minds intact.
Harpies: Agreed pass to all but the siren.
Ghosts: Smash. They can still touch the player, so that's not a problem.
Undead: Agreed pass. Didn't actually know the eliminators were undead, so cool to know.
Ogres: Even if you somehow manage to seduce them. they seem much too rough. Pass
Hydras: Even outside of vore, they seem like they could be fun. Ghidora's always been pretty rad. Smash.
Griffins: Same thoughts. Smash the Griff, pass the Cock.
Gazers: Pass on the small ones, but smash on the ones with tentacles. Not getting anywhere near those eye mouths though.
Maneaters: Seem like they would be real pricks even if having sexy time. Pass
Seneshal: Can be any Arisen, so you never really know what you'll get. God as your SO does sound nice though, so smash.
Undead but magic: Agreed pass.
Death: Is there even anything under that cloak? Pass.
Grig: Agreed smash, he oozes charisma.
Ur: Has taken the hearts of countless Arisen, which means a lack of loyalty. Pass.
Dragonkin: Smash on Drake and Wyrm. Drake has that noble warrior thing, and I'm a sucker for nerd dragons. Wyvern is just an arrogant cunt, and Undead dragon is devoid of personality.
Daimon: Agreed smash and pass for the same reasons.
But like, don't you think it's hot to dom a larger being that thinks itself superior? I think wyvern could be a hot hate fuck.
Ha pass the cock.
I laughed way harder than I should at that.
Cringe opened up with Goblins just to spite Incubus in the discord
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Absolutely essential Dragon's Dogma list Mom, incredible.
*ENEMY PERSON*
I see the devs kept up peak creativity towards the bottom of the bestiary...
Never clicked on a video so fast
😅😅😅😅😅 I share this reaction
"Are there any werewolves in skyrim?"
I feel blessed now like I finally can have peace in my life
Mercedes or Madeleine....
Wait? This is about enemies!?!? 🤨
Basically every Harpy type enemy 💀
Julien
Symone 🗿
@@popegramzz479 Hello, my name is Chris Hansen. Now, would you please have a seat over here?
Madeleine is the easiest smash of all time. The only pass is Elenore.
Also, not gay but would totally smash Julien.
Fournival is the pro gamer move.
I can confirm the Hydra claims. Thank you for this information Ms. Cringe, I am always enthusiastic to discover new things that I wish I never did.
Very cool.
And I'm still here trying to get that damn level 3 dagger at bitterblack island after 2 years
All mage classes perform a 30-45 second ritual in the corner by themselves before insta-nutting a explosive cone attack, blasting you up into the ceiling.
Thank you for the years of good dragons dogma soup and other funny videos. Your content is great. I’d let grigori tap too qwq.
Eliminators are always so happy and eager to smash us, we must reciprocate their feelings.
I feel like me checking to see if those hydra videos are really a thing is gonna result in some pretty weird youtube recommendations for a while...
This vid just oozes class and culture.
Link to the channel that keeps losing to hydras? Asking for a friend ofc.
Put it in the search. There were a lot of them.
Grigori stole my heart when I first met him 🥰
Fascinating insight into Infinite Cringe.
I totally agree that chimeras are cuddly cute.
Oh drakes are my second favorite enemies, right after chimeras!
My step process is way simpler:
1) Do they have an orifice?
2) Does this orifice has teeth?
If the answers are Yes and No respectively, that's a smash for me.
I hope you don't have pets
@@turkeygod6665 Who the fuck bangs their own pets? I prefer the neighbor's
Mom’s really dishin out the content! I think she’s proud of us, guys
This is such a niche and specific channel that It's almost unbelivable
1. Use an aquarium
2. Werewolf is not Furry
3. You Smash a skeleton but not a rock/metal!?
cant wait for dragons dogma 2 smash or pass
Grigori goes in the big home depot bucket. You must prove yourself Arisen
_Ignore the comely face, those talons bite deep!_
"Bats hang from caves and shit all over each other"
Don't threaten me with a good time
Drakes: "I like their little box heads and their short horns."
Wtf is happening- Literally what is going on.
This video makes me question things...... Like all the hours it took to get that Beastiary Filled up.😅
Finally the video I always have been waiting for, thanks you so much ❤️
Oh, so now a good old calcium fella needs to be a silver/golden knight to get appreciated.
Damn golddiggers.
I'm trying to widen my vocabulary.
So scrungly = turn off but scrunglo like a drake = good and sexy.
When I saw the title I really thought it would have been the NPCs. I was wrong and the world is better for it, this is the important content that we need
maybe you can get some werewolves in DD2 to fulfil your fantasies.
Best video to ever exist
Didn't know I needed this video so much
You’re not gonna shoot a garm are you Jack?
Yeah, right in the face. Why?
Flying foxes ARE bats. More importantly, you can smash a bat and use protection.
Everytime I hear Griffin...i have flashbacks to berserk.
"I'll bang God, hell yeah" nice antithesis right there 😂
Normally "Let's check out the bestiary" is not the first thing you wanna hear in a Smash or Pass video...
Yea just pack alot of stones Infinite you're gonna need em.....
4:20 Wraiths also get you "drenched", so clearly they're doing something right😏
Gregory will always be s tier for me by his voice alone
Wow the dragons dogma goblin lore reminds me of 40k Orks. who are just shrooms.
Those Hydra vore channels sound disgusting what are their names so that I can avoid them like specifically what is the channel name?
3am getting ready for work...why did I expect any less...I'm gonna have to read the MGE after this.
0:46 YOU JUST KNOW
I hate that you put the thought of searching up dd hydra vore videos in my brain FUUUUCK lmfao
I like how you were more concerned with the Goblin mating ritual than their looks
We need a Smash or Pass for the weapons and abilities
didn't knew i needed this
Since when do australians eat peanut butter? I was expecting vegemite.
This is the content I needed to see that I didn't know I needed to see
"I'd bang God. Heck yeah." has got to be the funniest and weirdly gives me hope for humanity lol
Not necessarily a furry, but maybe just into monsters? That's more normal than many people think, especially with werewolves and dragons. I know my first video game crush was on Darc from Twilight of The Spirits, and he's half-dragon-man or something. His dad was hot, too, but not a full-on dragon. More like a dragon in humanoid form, I guess? Just google Darc and then check out his dad, Windalf. There's a werewolf-like guy named Volk from that game, too. If you like monster women, look for Delma and Camellia, from the same game.
I want a pet garm, but I don't wanna bang one. My ignoble steed, man's worst enemy, stinky bastard man, etc
Lizardmen, Grigori, and Daimon are easy yeses
Harpies &co, cautious smash
I've seen some surprisingly alluring liches in my time, but DD's don't have it ngl
Greg, can get it and I'm glad we're all in agreement 🤝
I love the descriptor of "Skrungly" fucking perfect
Ive never heard sgrunggly used so much
She said no to suarians. It's so over.
Cant say no to that dragussy
Absolute amazing taste. Agreeing with the list around 90%. Dragons hot. Daimon hot.
I would never be able to poop properly again or I would just straight up die, but it's worth it. It's worth it.
This is about what I expected when I clicked this vid. Fully was prepared for you to say you'd smash the hydra and maneater tho lmaaoo
No female goblins? Dragon's Dogma is a truly grimdark setting.
Why would they deny us green shortstack snacks?
Uh okay so what do I tell the barber? Make me look kinda scrunglo?
I know I'm like a year late to this, but Sirens just heal you, they don't remove debilitations. I figure in the world of DD, STDs are Debilitations, so shaggin' them is still probably a bad idea.
3:32 Unironically very sound reasoning.
But can we EAT them?
(And that's how the Delicious in Dungeon series started)
Busted out laughing after the little explanation if you'd f*** em or not
Form 1 Daimon got that Skyrim vampire transformation type vibe so I get it.
5:45 Advertising Infinite Vore I see
I love how well though every judgement is
So does that mean a tree is just 3 goblins in a trenchcoat?
Scrungly has been added to my vocabulary.
Smash all of them...with Arc of Deliverance.
One gregori's one jar ? what ar you doing
Undead: Pass, not into necrophillia
Skeletons: yes
Me:.... 👀Who wants to tell her....?
My female goblin pawn doesn't look gross. 🤔 Also, I guess no one told the anime writer goblin lore. 😆 Hell, even I didn't know (nor care) about that lore. All I know is they ill like fire.
Serious approach
Oh fuck me dude I did not wanna he early for a video like this😭
>Would smash cyclopes and Daemon
I think she has a type.
Also, DD Hydra vore w h a t
I return. Not only is there Hydra vore, there is a lot of it.
April 9th episode of Why Is This A Thing
@@nevisysbryd7450 o7
Sounds like you need a bigger jar.
Dragon’s Dogma: Kink Arisen!
You can do a weapon design video. Split it up by each weapon type for one video each. BAM content
This could be fun. Might just squish it all into one clusterfuck video. Won't have to make as many thumbnails.
Fournival Frescaboldi, smash or pass?