I feel like this is their attempt at telling everyone to stop doing these trends in the most passive aggressive way possible and I couldn't be more proud
Half of these stupid trends are an accident waiting to happen... Had an idiot with a stanced car almost broadside me because it was no longer controllable. Then of course the little prick had to start getting racist but apparently was too stupid to call me a "half-breed" and instead called me an "N-word S-word" after putting his MAGA Moron Hat on. The confrontation lasted for miles until he realized there was a Patrol Car behind him...
James being an absolute CHAD and mentioning Bill Waterson's wishes was probably the coolest thing he could have done. Thank you guys for all doing you research and being such cool people.
There is a Tesla in my area (Kentucky) that has a "Coal Keeps the Lights On" official license plate. At least he's honest about where his electricity comes from.
If Kentucky got their act together he could get it from more renewable energy sources like we do in California. Or maybe he has solar panels at his house and it’s an ironic license plate.
@@brodyleephotography2177 wind farms don’t require land. They can also be installed in the ocean or in a lake. And there’s always solar. I know Kentucky has parking lots. Here in California every school and college parking lot has solar panels suspended above them like a roof on poles now which not only provides the campus with power but also keeps your car from getting hot, all without taking up any space that could be used for something else. Eventually I’m sure they will do that in shopping centers and at malls too. All new buildings and houses here are required to come with them now too so you can charge your EV in California with solar power at home or at work or at school without even putting any strain on the grid. Kentucky also has rivers. They could use hydro. Hell. I used to work in nuclear power. Tennessee is right next door to Kentucky. They use a lot of hydro power there and half their state’s energy comes from two nuclear power plants. There is no reason an entire state should still be running on coal. The radiation released when it’s mined. The air pollution. If you’re worried about jobs lost, I’m sure a coal miner could learn how to do roofing and installing solar panels. Probably make more money doing it too. It’s ridiculous that we are still using coal now that there are so many cleaner alternatives. Kentucky is at least 65-70 years behind the times, and seemingly proud of it given the license plate.
Meh, I'm still getting a vanity plate for my Model X. And it will be be very unfunny. And it will bring me much happiness as I zoom past James in the 405 HOV lane in autopilot like a total D bag
I used to have a skateboard with krux trucks back in the day, and threw a calvin pissing on krux logo on my deck 🤣 I found it so damn funny, I was like 10 and didn't understand
Yeah the dude is awesome. If I'm having a bad day I just throw on a vid with him and I'm laughing and feel a lot better. This was his calling and it was also James calling to. They both make me laugh.
@LunarVVolf Organic or faked patina still holds the authentic look that includes textures with different levels of shading, a wrap is just a slick gloss surface that reflects light 100%, its fvcking garbage.
I have lived in South Carolina since '07, and have never seen one of those trucks like that. Lift kits, yes. Lights in the wheel wells, yes. As for me, the favorite of my 3 vehicles (2009 T&C, '98 F150 Lariat 4x4, 2000 P71 Crown Vic) is the Crown Vic. That is what I call a "real car." It's built to last, with heavier duty build all around. This one never had the light rack, spotlight, or cage. Silver, with the Chrome hub covers. (Don't tell the other two, they'll react with "Oh really. I think I'll need a brake job.").
John Phillips, in one of his articles for Car and Driver after spending a week at SEMA years ago, wrote something to the effect about how insane amounts of time, resources and money some spend to render their vehicles ugly and unreliable.
I saw a really cool looking car the other day. I was admiring it when I saw their instagram on a sticker on the window...... and oops the car did not look very cool any more lmao
exactly my thoughts. even here in the old world. in sweden they are a big thing. there are "special" rims on a volvo from the 90s? I garantee you, there is also some instagram sticker somewhere.
I saw an ad for one already. If I’m remembering correctly, they wanted an extra $8-$10K for the rusted wrap. On a brand new car!! Nah, I’ll pass. I’m not a Mopar guy anyway, but paying 4-5 figures extra to make it look like a flood victim, just nope.
@@aerodrom2557 yeah, I know. I was adding my 2 cents about the ad I saw. Again, not a big Mopar guy, the poor build quality is part of that. Used to drive a Ram Van at a previous job. Wasn’t my choice, just what the boss gave me. Left me stranded with wasted transmission at least twice in six months. After the second lost day (at least he was a stand up guy and paid me for the day anyway) he picked up an E250 Ford. Best day of my life at that job. Never had a problem with the Ford.
My uncle put a WRX hood scoop on his 1983 Subaru Brat (Brumby if you're in Australia) and it actually looks pretty good. It used to be painted and decaled to look like the 2007 Subaru WRX STi World Rally Team car.
As a michigan dweller, I know how to get a nice patina color. You just need to drive your car during the winter and the salt will take care of the rest.
Didn't they really mention that you can patina your car in like one day. Just sand out the paint to steel, put some baking soda on it and spray water. Now cover it for the night and boom its rusted.
@@ericviger4984 As I ate my cereal, I said it and girlfriend looked at me, and said “wtf..” lol. I can’t help it. It just rolls off the tongue so damn well.
There's a big popular trend here on the east coast, specifically southeast that likely never caught on in Cali. It's putting a golden crown on your dashboard. So many cars now have this that I caved and got one; before you laugh be aware that they are functional. They actually are fancy air fresheners that come in a variety of scents. So over here in Florida, we drive like Royalty while smelling like lemons! Thought you'd like to know.
A car with extreme camber once passed us, I had to send my literal Boomer dad an article on it to get him to believe that people were intentionally doing that and that it wasn't a mechanical issue.
@@kapiicefruit It makes about as much sense as the gigantic wheels trend on old G.M. B Bodies. If you hit a pothole like that, it better not be on a highway. At least some of those gigantic wheel cars have nice colorful paintjobs that I enjoy seeing, though.
@@kapiicefruit A fool and his money... Honestly, I prefer this one. You do something stupid to your car, everyone laughs at you, but there's no real consequence. You do this, everyone laughs at you, and you're dropping a grand every other month on new tires. It's an eyesore that sorts itself out--either the owner realizes how dumb they are, or they run out of cash and have to do less stupid mods.
I totally agree on the Tesla vanity plates one. They can't stop rubbing it in and the jokes are overused. One of the most memorable ones I have seen was an "XKIXGAS" on a Tesla Model X.
Omg I am so glad the car dolls got brought to light, my hometown has a “retro fest car show” every year and all the older cars are FILLED with these dolls and stuffed animals !! So odd to me personally
“Hi welcome to James’ lube. Home of the best lube this side of California” 0:03 Edit: pretty sure I got the quote wrong but I tried my best. It’s from the differential episode of HiLow for those who want to see what I’m talking about. Edit #2: crap I got rid of the heart
@@anandpushkar7510 I'm old and fat. a watch wont change that. on a serious note. I do love cool watches. but really no need now other than status symbol and fashion etc. none of which is of importance to me anymore.
@@arbyfiles I've probably seen more but I do see those vanity plates on most of the ones I've seen. There are a few in people who own them in my district and most of them have something like "e powa" or no gas or something like that.
"I love how Nolan thrashes merchandising as he's wearing his own shirt." oh SNAP I agree with him on patina though, unless your wrap is expertly done i can imagine it looking bad. A well done wrap is ok in my book.
my mum used to have one of those dolls, me and my brother's would move it around the house and never once admitted to moving it. no matter how mad our mum got lol
near where I live, there was an old man who loved horns so every time he found a horn that could be attached to his classic truck, it was on his truck. When he died his family tried to sell it and can't so now once in a while I get to see the sight of a 60s ford truck with at least 150 horns screwed onto the body
Nice watches are kind of niche I guess, but automatic mechanical action (or automatic action) watches are worth a big price tag. Heirloom quality, never have to buy a battery, rarely loses time. It’s the kind of watch a collector wants, and the kind grandkids remember always being on gramps’ wrist. But if it’s not your thing it’s not your thing man, definitely could buy some parts for your car instead.
There was a local guy had one of the dolls standing on the rear bumper of his truck. Looked like it was just standing there holding on to the tailgate. It was very realist looking from a distance. Wonder how many people tried to stop him.
My father had a car doll when he went to car shows with his '67 GTO. Always creeped me out. Then senior year, 50 of us went on a Bahamas Cruise and we brought it along. He was then named Jake and we all had shifts for taking care of him. Funniest thing I've seen, the girls even bought him new outfits lol
@@PEDROGARCIA-qj3gr they're giving you good advice though, part of why i don't play video games online anymore is that i have a job and don't have time to dedicate to gittin gud lmao
The doll thing is so strange.. I ran into a company in the Seattle area that creates "rust and fade patina" on your car not through painting or wraps but by using different acids and chemicals to eat away at the finish and metal of your car on purpose. It creates years worth of rust and neglect in a mater of hours. The down side is they have horribly toxic chemicals that then have to be deposed of somehow. Hopefully they are doing it properly and not down a drain.
you should make a video on Houston car culture. They have modified vehicles called Slabs, which are low riders outfitted with elbow rims, glossy paint and a lot of neon
The best way I seen to do the rust look is by spraying clear plasti-dip, and before it dries you sprinkle and dust it with iron powder. Gives a much more unique and natural look as some places have more iron and others have less.
A recent one that i have is squatting. I see too many squatted trucks around here and everytime i pass one i feel like my braincells are spewing out of my nose.
In my area there is a lady who has a VW Beetle who made her car look like a wind-up toy. It has a moving wind-up connected to the trunk making her car look like a toy. It's motorized which makes me think she has another battery in the trunk. Really cool but weird lol!
1. the "zombie outbreak response vehicle" stickers on every type of car. 2. the small Asian stuffed animals hanging from the rear of Japanese cars 3. curb feelers
@@dtotheponcharo Measuring via dipstick relies on the fluid literally being level vs how the dipstick was set up in the sump. Oh, and the sump location will alter how the level looks. If you've got a rear sump, and the stick is toward the rear of that sump, and the nose is pointed up 20 degrees above normal, you're going to look like you've got a LOT more oil than you should, when it is properly full, and look normal when it is low.
Don't forget the headlight angles that can't be adjusted down for proper visibility. Not that it matters, because you can't see over the hood. Then there is the even further reduced fuel efficiency as it's bottom is catching air. Don't forget those roller skate wheels to finish off the wheel bearings too.
The crybaby doll is actually about the owners kids crying that their parent are spending all their inheritance money on the car, and leaving nothing for them when they die. It's huge in the hot rod community. Also, very very creepy.
Fun fact the dolls are also called corner dolls. My aunt used to collect them she had like five lol kind of weird but I never thought the idea was creepy till growing up
I'm from new england, where rust is serious. Patina gives me flash backs to flaking of structural parts. I was always curious about the calvin peeing stickers lol
I feel like this is their attempt at telling everyone to stop doing these trends in the most passive aggressive way possible and I couldn't be more proud
Tire Lettering - my favorite on a slick is "Hoosier Daddy"
Half of these stupid trends are an accident waiting to happen...
Had an idiot with a stanced car almost broadside me because it was no longer controllable. Then of course the little prick had to start getting racist but apparently was too stupid to call me a "half-breed" and instead called me an "N-word S-word" after putting his MAGA Moron Hat on. The confrontation lasted for miles until he realized there was a Patrol Car behind him...
@@davidhollenshead4892 if this was facebook i would tag @thingsthatneverhappenedfor$500
Most of these are dead trends.
@@idellapark6312 never seen before 😂 holy shit
“Say what you want, nothing speaks louder than dollars” *ad plays*
lmao
Lmfao
Perfect timing, hats off to the donut editors lmao
James being an absolute CHAD and mentioning Bill Waterson's wishes was probably the coolest thing he could have done. Thank you guys for all doing you research and being such cool people.
WTF!? Why would you call him a loser (chad) and then thank him of all things in the next sentence? That's messed up.
@@cenciende9401 It seems as though "Chad" was not meant as "loser" in this instance.
@@cenciende9401 So in the "Chad Blank vs the virgin Blank" memes you thought the virgin was the good one? Lmao
@@cenciende9401 I've always heard chad as meaning legendary or awesome
There is a Tesla in my area (Kentucky) that has a "Coal Keeps the Lights On" official license plate. At least he's honest about where his electricity comes from.
If Kentucky got their act together he could get it from more renewable energy sources like we do in California. Or maybe he has solar panels at his house and it’s an ironic license plate.
@@craigcampbell1843 if Kentucky gets their act together i don’t think it’d still be considered Kentucky
@@blackdynamitemn3259 ha. They might just have to rename the state? Maybe West West Virginia? Haha
@@craigcampbell1843 I don't think there's room for MASSIVE wind farms in Kentucky like there is in Kentucky. Especially the eastern part of the state.
@@brodyleephotography2177 wind farms don’t require land. They can also be installed in the ocean or in a lake. And there’s always solar. I know Kentucky has parking lots. Here in California every school and college parking lot has solar panels suspended above them like a roof on poles now which not only provides the campus with power but also keeps your car from getting hot, all without taking up any space that could be used for something else. Eventually I’m sure they will do that in shopping centers and at malls too. All new buildings and houses here are required to come with them now too so you can charge your EV in California with solar power at home or at work or at school without even putting any strain on the grid. Kentucky also has rivers. They could use hydro. Hell. I used to work in nuclear power. Tennessee is right next door to Kentucky. They use a lot of hydro power there and half their state’s energy comes from two nuclear power plants. There is no reason an entire state should still be running on coal. The radiation released when it’s mined. The air pollution. If you’re worried about jobs lost, I’m sure a coal miner could learn how to do roofing and installing solar panels. Probably make more money doing it too. It’s ridiculous that we are still using coal now that there are so many cleaner alternatives. Kentucky is at least 65-70 years behind the times, and seemingly proud of it given the license plate.
Is there going to be a second HI-Low? i loved that series.
Same
With AWD car maybe
with an 86/BRZ/FR-S
Something old
Maybe square body chevy?
Someone needs to make a car with everything on this list
I'll do it to my hhr. The tesla swap and vanity plate is gonna be pricey tho. Somebody make me a gofundme.
İmpossible Climb
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What’s a HHR?
@@riokrstn a mini minivan.
@@kellypg A mini minivan isn’t electric. (Or is it?)
“You’re not funny, you’re rich.”
Man this line hurt way more than it should
Meh, I'm still getting a vanity plate for my Model X. And it will be be very unfunny. And it will bring me much happiness as I zoom past James in the 405 HOV lane in autopilot like a total D bag
@Purple Troll go find something better to do.
Meh. D’fferent strokes for different folks dude. People are gonna do whatever they want once their mind is made up. Even if it upsets other people.
Thomas Matthew well damn lol
@@thomasmatthew7759 I will too. Just 15 years of living on the street and starving and I will afford one.
Fun fact: The "Calvin peeing" drawing is a modified trace from a panel where he fills a regular balloon with water.
No it’s when Calvin was paid to be R Kelly in the documentary bout the piss
I used to have a skateboard with krux trucks back in the day, and threw a calvin pissing on krux logo on my deck 🤣 I found it so damn funny, I was like 10 and didn't understand
I love how Nolan is literally out of breath as he's explaining why false patina is wrong.
Dude, he needs to pop that huge whitehead. Gross.
@@floppyseizure8615 you
Yeah the dude is awesome. If I'm having a bad day I just throw on a vid with him and I'm laughing and feel a lot better. This was his calling and it was also James calling to. They both make me laugh.
@LunarVVolf Organic or faked patina still holds the authentic look that includes textures with different levels of shading, a wrap is just a slick gloss surface that reflects light 100%, its fvcking garbage.
Probably because hes wearing that useless face diaper before getting on camera
Love seeing James shirtless playing with assembly grease as soon as I open the video
lmao
Yooo spoiler alert
When James said cuh. 🤣
Carolina squat is the result of a kids parents agreed to only pay for half the lift kits.
But they will pay for a lowering kit because thats what they normally have on the back
I have lived in South Carolina since '07, and have never seen one of those trucks like that. Lift kits, yes. Lights in the wheel wells, yes. As for me, the favorite of my 3 vehicles (2009 T&C, '98 F150 Lariat 4x4, 2000 P71 Crown Vic) is the Crown Vic. That is what I call a "real car." It's built to last, with heavier duty build all around. This one never had the light rack, spotlight, or cage. Silver, with the Chrome hub covers. (Don't tell the other two, they'll react with "Oh really. I think I'll need a brake job.").
This is a lame attempt to emulate gassers from the past.
I'm from NC... hate this look
And enough Natty light
John Phillips, in one of his articles for Car and Driver after spending a week at SEMA years ago, wrote something to the effect about how insane amounts of time, resources and money some spend to render their vehicles ugly and unreliable.
The Tesla vanity plates are like the South Park episode where everyone drives a hybrid and cause a giant Smug cloud to destroy San Francisco.
Inhale your farts
Only amerikans are vaim enough to have vanity plates at all XD
L😡😡😡😡
@@rather8948 Tesla pansie
They are truck nuts for nerds.
I lost it when he said "hold on cuhh" 🤣🤣😂 he knew there was some tacuaches in the audience 🤣😂
*No quema cuh*
I died when this kid told me that
James: Talks about being demonetized
8:27 James: AnD wE lIkE wAtErSpOrTs
I don’t get it. What’s wrong with water sports?
@@zacjohnson452 it means getting pissed on lol
@@10181995hamza again, what’s wrong with that?
@@kaidenclayton r/holup
@@kaidenclayton oh sh!t it's R-Kelly
I don’t even like cars yet I’m hours in on donut’s content. These guys are legends.
They're NOT legend........ yet. 😄
I'm surprised they didn't cover the trends of having your Instagram and other social media tagged on your car..
"Like what you see??? Follow me on the gram!"
I saw a really cool looking car the other day. I was admiring it when I saw their instagram on a sticker on the window...... and oops the car did not look very cool any more lmao
I see that all the time on Squatted trucks where I live like "no thanks bro"
Yeah my neighbor has a nice 2015 ford with a Facebook tag
exactly my thoughts. even here in the old world. in sweden they are a big thing. there are "special" rims on a volvo from the 90s? I garantee you, there is also some instagram sticker somewhere.
Props to remembering not to mention “Eleanor” on the watch promo to avoid being sued 😂
yea im surprised they even used the name for their watches, there goes all their sales for that model ig
I don’t condone corporate terrorism
However
Surprised they're even hocking that watch after they did a video on "Eleanor" and what the trademark owner did to B is for Build
They probably charged them $200,000 to use the name i use nothing and buy nothing from the
"Tech guys you're not funny you're rich"
Jokes on you, I'm unfunny AND poor!
LIAR!!!
That WAS funny.😝
No no, you might be broke af, but your a funny poor 😆
Those tesla stans r crazy boys wth is wrong with them. We already know that u have a eco-freindly even though they get their power from coal
I've always wanted to add both headlight eyelashes and truck nuts to a single vehicle. I think it would be funny.
Might as well throw on one of those giant pink mustaches.
hey its 2023 why not...
When James said "Cuhh" I got excited but na I didn't see no "Takuache quemando llanta" or "Trokeando Cuhh" lmao
All of us with latin names waited for him to say that 😔
Fr man. I thought he was gonna talk about the Tahoe Maffia. I cringe everytime I see those stickers.
that’s cringy cuh
Same
“I said forget about it, cuh”
"Rust on a 2015 Hellcat."
They probably are already doing that.
I saw an ad for one already. If I’m remembering correctly, they wanted an extra $8-$10K for the rusted wrap. On a brand new car!! Nah, I’ll pass. I’m not a Mopar guy anyway, but paying 4-5 figures extra to make it look like a flood victim, just nope.
@@ryanlukens9280 Dante was referencing the build quality and rust protection on them ;D
@@aerodrom2557 yeah, I know. I was adding my 2 cents about the ad I saw. Again, not a big Mopar guy, the poor build quality is part of that. Used to drive a Ram Van at a previous job. Wasn’t my choice, just what the boss gave me. Left me stranded with wasted transmission at least twice in six months. After the second lost day (at least he was a stand up guy and paid me for the day anyway) he picked up an E250 Ford. Best day of my life at that job. Never had a problem with the Ford.
7:11 We must remember this and hold him accountable to a big fiberglass truck butt.
"If you don't have time to let your car oxidize in a shed." Now that's funny.
Tire Lettering - my favorite on a slick is "Hoosier Daddy"
It use to be standard factory practices, white walls, and truck tires always had the brand name in white lettering.
Delete this
3:18 “he’s a registered Patina-file” 😂
"Don't scratch the patina!"
My uncle put a WRX hood scoop on his 1983 Subaru Brat (Brumby if you're in Australia) and it actually looks pretty good. It used to be painted and decaled to look like the 2007 Subaru WRX STi World Rally Team car.
As a michigan dweller, I know how to get a nice patina color. You just need to drive your car during the winter and the salt will take care of the rest.
Ah yes rust. Great lakes, great times, great rust.
Didn't they really mention that you can patina your car in like one day. Just sand out the paint to steel, put some baking soda on it and spray water. Now cover it for the night and boom its rusted.
Same with us in Nebraska
@@gavindunlap724 nah bro, not even close🙃
as a packers fan, Im glad im not from wisconsin like some of my family, because going to lambeau would mean losing half my car
There was a shirtless James sighting in this video. James Pumpy: Making men feel self-conscious since a long time ago.
Big pp energy
Your soul is a hot dog and your body is the bun. Embrace it!
@@Donut tell me I’m not the only one who didn’t understand what you just said lol 🤣
@@Donut that's deep yo
@@Donut just what I needed to hear to get through the day lol
Tesla vanity plates are like when vegans say... “I’m a vegan” just gotta let everyone know
Tesla owners will get a plate that says "Lol Gas" but are quick to hide that repair/service bill when there car is no longer covered by warranty.
@@thomasshelby7507 I never said they weren't fast. #RightToRepair
B12DFCT would probably be a good, self-deprecating way to express one's veganism.
@@boden_staendig That was brilliant, but I don't think anyone else got the joke. Thanks for the laugh!
I thought vegans loved meat
My mom used to make an sell some of those "time out dolls". They always creeped me out, especially seeing them standing against the wall at night 🫣
"Nothing speaks louder than dollars." - James Pumphrey
Nothing sparks louder than being loud and sparkly on UP TO SPEED episodes. It's been over 2 months already.
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am i the only one that love to say DDDDD LIST with james in the intro?
Me too dude I was just gonna comment but I saw yours and then i am like someone thinks like me
YES EXACTLY!
Nah I do it dude!!!
@@ericviger4984 As I ate my cereal, I said it and girlfriend looked at me, and said “wtf..” lol. I can’t help it. It just rolls off the tongue so damn well.
where my takuaches at, james is a part of us cuhh 0:21
Lol
Right here I really thought he was gonna have a takuache troka
@@grasa5041 facts
No quema cuh
Ford no sirve cuhhh
There's a big popular trend here on the east coast, specifically southeast that likely never caught on in Cali. It's putting a golden crown on your dashboard. So many cars now have this that I caved and got one; before you laugh be aware that they are functional. They actually are fancy air fresheners that come in a variety of scents. So over here in Florida, we drive like Royalty while smelling like lemons! Thought you'd like to know.
The "angry" Jeep eyes just look silly.
The only angry eyes I ever thought looked ok were on e36 real slightly. Or boser hoods on the older jettas done properly. N i don't even like vw lol
It’s dumb as hell but I can’t help but find it cute.
Especially when they monogram everything else on their patriots
They are cool
Because Jeeps aren't inherently very intimidating unless you lift them, so it's more like a small creature/little kid going "oooooo I'm so angwyyyy" 😤
"Hold on cuhhh" lmao
A car with extreme camber once passed us, I had to send my literal Boomer dad an article on it to get him to believe that people were intentionally doing that and that it wasn't a mechanical issue.
Not gonna lie, i like the way a slightly stanced car looks. With just a little camber, not too much.
I know people do it on purpose, I simply don't want to believe it. OF all the the silly mods on this list this one annoys me the most
@@kapiicefruit It makes about as much sense as the gigantic wheels trend on old G.M. B Bodies. If you hit a pothole like that, it better not be on a highway. At least some of those gigantic wheel cars have nice colorful paintjobs that I enjoy seeing, though.
@@kapiicefruit A fool and his money... Honestly, I prefer this one. You do something stupid to your car, everyone laughs at you, but there's no real consequence. You do this, everyone laughs at you, and you're dropping a grand every other month on new tires. It's an eyesore that sorts itself out--either the owner realizes how dumb they are, or they run out of cash and have to do less stupid mods.
I totally agree on the Tesla vanity plates one. They can't stop rubbing it in and the jokes are overused. One of the most memorable ones I have seen was an "XKIXGAS" on a Tesla Model X.
Some of them make me want to just get one that says "FUELON." and stick it on my Bolt EV.
Broooooo, Did James just said “Cuh”? Is it catching on? No mames jajaja
Pues ya lo apendejaron
He was talking about stupid trends, so yeah, cUh
LMAO que ondaaaaa CUHHHH
no mames güey
Its cuz si quema cuhhh
Omg I am so glad the car dolls got brought to light, my hometown has a “retro fest car show” every year and all the older cars are FILLED with these dolls and stuffed animals !! So odd to me personally
Yeah same. I even drive an old car and I think these are creepy. Although, I'd consider one if it was a creepy horror baby
@@SamTheBalloonMan I like the horror movie sound effects in the background during that segment.
“Hi welcome to James’ lube. Home of the best lube this side of California” 0:03
Edit: pretty sure I got the quote wrong but I tried my best. It’s from the differential episode of HiLow for those who want to see what I’m talking about.
Edit #2: crap I got rid of the heart
I have no Complaints
Question. if someone uses a taser on james does he get more powerful?
This side of california is the entire pacific ocean. Plenty of wetness there.
Crap i got rid of the heart
"Patina is earned you guys!" Love it.
Petition for bringing up to speed back with James as host
Like so they can see
“Those watches in that ad look cool”
*Checks website*
*Closes website*
Lmao $1400-$1800 before tax made me cry I would’ve at least bought the Eleanor if it was around 400-500
@@VannDrew we poor gang bro,I can buy a good Casio under $100 in my country
yeah, I love a sweet watch but theres the whole phone thing. Haven't worn a watch in years.
@@slobert1970 you should get one,makes you look professional imo
@@anandpushkar7510 I'm old and fat. a watch wont change that. on a serious note. I do love cool watches. but really no need now other than status symbol and fashion etc. none of which is of importance to me anymore.
Idk why but I’m missing up to speed on Thursdays 😭😭😭
Did they officially announce it's end?
I think he said it was on hiatus
It's been over 2 months already. The last UP TO SPEED was about John Deere
İmpossible Climb
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Does anyone know when it will come back?
1:36 "is that...eleanor?"
"we dont talk about that one..."
*nervously eyes group of lawyers sweating profusely*
I had a fingers on chalkboard moment when he said "cuh"
That's what's it. That's what Paul Walker said in fast and the furious.
@@nikobellic8192i think he said “cuh” because of the “takuache” truck scene that is know for that term. Google takuache memes
When
I always thought "That truck has balls" was a way of saying "That's a powerful truck"...
I remember the crowns a lot of people would put on the dash. They even made an air freshener that was a crown.
the way Max said, “that’s kinda elitist” 😂😂😂😂
Stanced cars look just like a hotwheels car that has been stepped on.
I can't unsee that now lmao
Some of the Johnny Lightning cars I got as a kid came "pre-stanced" and I had to bend the wheels down to try and straighten them out.
@@VSigma725 Even when was like 4 yo “fixed” them, but now grown people camber their cars :))
yeah cause those hot wheels never rolled straight with bent axles. lol
Lol..that made me laugh!! So true !!
The biggest sin is fake vents on cars from the factory, smh my head
Well, even Mavericks had them. Good thing we can cut it open
Shake my head my head
@@BOUNCY700 Yes, Civic Type-R.
You know a video’s gonna be great when it starts with PP.
Much love, your friends at Rev Media!!
Last time I checked in you, you had 200 subs...
Yayyyyy that was like less than a month ago, right?
@@revmedia8108 yeah lol
@@arvinn00555 😉😏
I always love finding the random, filthy dolls when digging through the boneyard. I guess that is a little dark...
"this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." walter from the big lebowski. 10:09
I've seen about ten tesla's in my life and eight of them had one of those vanity plane puns
Really? Teslas are super common I see like 3 on my commute every day
@@arbyfiles I've probably seen more but I do see those vanity plates on most of the ones I've seen. There are a few in people who own them in my district and most of them have something like "e powa" or no gas or something like that.
Not near me they just aren’t really economical there’s no fast charges within 40 minutes and gas is cheap
Always nice to see tf2 fans around the internet
I saw a diesel roal coal into a Tesla’s open window with the plate “gas lol” yeah gas lol haha I normally hate rolling coal but boy was that funny
"I love how Nolan thrashes merchandising as he's wearing his own shirt."
oh SNAP
I agree with him on patina though, unless your wrap is expertly done i can imagine it looking bad. A well done wrap is ok in my book.
my mum used to have one of those dolls, me and my brother's would move it around the house and never once admitted to moving it. no matter how mad our mum got lol
near where I live, there was an old man who loved horns so every time he found a horn that could be attached to his classic truck, it was on his truck. When he died his family tried to sell it and can't so now once in a while I get to see the sight of a 60s ford truck with at least 150 horns screwed onto the body
I just got my HRSPRS keychain yesterday and I love it
When is up to speed coming back? Or are they not coming back
14:25 that lack of a support beam or rod mount is really eye soreing. .
Spent about a minute just hitting the left arrow at the start to he "Pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee..." and I do not regret it.
I did that too, couldn't help myself!!
me: oh cool i think ill buy these watches they look real good
also me when i found out that they cost 1800 $: i guess not
Nice watches are kind of niche I guess, but automatic mechanical action (or automatic action) watches are worth a big price tag. Heirloom quality, never have to buy a battery, rarely loses time. It’s the kind of watch a collector wants, and the kind grandkids remember always being on gramps’ wrist. But if it’s not your thing it’s not your thing man, definitely could buy some parts for your car instead.
@@crackedupmonk If I had $1800 to spare, you bet it would go into the car, not some bling!
When will Up To Speed come back? I’m slowing down over here.
Ha ha lol
There was a local guy had one of the dolls standing on the rear bumper of his truck. Looked like it was just standing there holding on to the tailgate. It was very realist looking from a distance. Wonder how many people tried to stop him.
The ridiculous “auto zone” vent mods I’ve personally seen on cars mostly owned by old people, mostly men.
I was gonna say no woman would care enough. But some girls like cars and are idiotic also.
@@dannymiller7187 eyelashes
I don't care what you say Jeep angry eyes are the worst.
Yeah this is definitely the worst
Way to fix them is make them sad eyes
All I want with Jeep lights is for the people that get them lifted to adjust the lights to not blind me.
heresy
blasphemy
treachery
Lunacy
Last time I was this early, James was still doing Up to Speed
Seriously what happened to that
@Myles Callaghan ok thank you
My father had a car doll when he went to car shows with his '67 GTO. Always creeped me out. Then senior year, 50 of us went on a Bahamas Cruise and we brought it along. He was then named Jake and we all had shifts for taking care of him. Funniest thing I've seen, the girls even bought him new outfits lol
"I'm a retired professional comedian." I felt that.
"P-p-p-People love doing thangs to their car... If they didn't I wouldn't have a job."
6:17 “bumper plums” 😂😂
I've always heard the carolina squat started from drag trucks running a stiffer, lower suspension in the rear to grip better.
11:50 - tesla in my hometown has "git gud."
that's like asking to get your car keyed.
That's pretty funny though lol
@@keeganwebber it's what a dumb teenager tells when you play online, it just funny if you're 13.
@@PEDROGARCIA-qj3gr they're giving you good advice though, part of why i don't play video games online anymore is that i have a job and don't have time to dedicate to gittin gud lmao
The doll thing is so strange.. I ran into a company in the Seattle area that creates "rust and fade patina" on your car not through painting or wraps but by using different acids and chemicals to eat away at the finish and metal of your car on purpose. It creates years worth of rust and neglect in a mater of hours. The down side is they have horribly toxic chemicals that then have to be deposed of somehow. Hopefully they are doing it properly and not down a drain.
you should make a video on Houston car culture. They have modified vehicles called Slabs, which are low riders outfitted with elbow rims, glossy paint and a lot of neon
"cybertruck's not even out yet!"
Still legit all this time later
The best way I seen to do the rust look is by spraying clear plasti-dip, and before it dries you sprinkle and dust it with iron powder. Gives a much more unique and natural look as some places have more iron and others have less.
A recent one that i have is squatting. I see too many squatted trucks around here and everytime i pass one i feel like my braincells are spewing out of my nose.
80's in Australia: 'Oakley Thermonuclear Protection' sticker on the rear window (Fluorescent)...
Lol
In my area there is a lady who has a VW Beetle who made her car look like a wind-up toy. It has a moving wind-up connected to the trunk making her car look like a toy. It's motorized which makes me think she has another battery in the trunk. Really cool but weird lol!
Raised up cars like 90’s crown vics on 26’s. Some air as high as a mid size pick up.
Poor mans cadillac
DONKS AND BUBBLES
@@RUclipsuser1aa true dat
1. the "zombie outbreak response vehicle" stickers on every type of car.
2. the small Asian stuffed animals hanging from the rear of Japanese cars
3. curb feelers
At least curb feelers have a practical purpose.
To be fair, the animals and rings hanging from the rear bumpers have a car culture history, not just a fad..
thank you for putting angry jeep eyes on the same level as vw bug lashes. they are equally distasteful.
There was a guy at my high school who had a text on the back of his Prius that said “Cool Prius - Nobody”
Got a good laugh out of that one
16:00 Mr. Regular: "This is my toy me...this is my real me"
Greg Homan all his “car show” vids instantly hit me with those stupid stuffed animals people always litter their cars with.
if you squat your truck its actually really bad for the engine and the transmission because of the way the engine and the trans is at an angle upward
not if the fluids are topped off you goof ball
@@dtotheponcharo yeah but still it’s stupid to squat your truck
@@joshua-pb4jx that you are right about
@@dtotheponcharo Measuring via dipstick relies on the fluid literally being level vs how the dipstick was set up in the sump. Oh, and the sump location will alter how the level looks. If you've got a rear sump, and the stick is toward the rear of that sump, and the nose is pointed up 20 degrees above normal, you're going to look like you've got a LOT more oil than you should, when it is properly full, and look normal when it is low.
Don't forget the headlight angles that can't be adjusted down for proper visibility. Not that it matters, because you can't see over the hood. Then there is the even further reduced fuel efficiency as it's bottom is catching air. Don't forget those roller skate wheels to finish off the wheel bearings too.
The crybaby doll is actually about the owners kids crying that their parent are spending all their inheritance money on the car, and leaving nothing for them when they die. It's huge in the hot rod community. Also, very very creepy.
I have a 67 fastback and my daughters are still gonna be rich lol.
Stumbled across this channel and now can’t get enough.
There’s a Lincoln lowrider and has ball that drag every time he drives ._.
nobody:
Elon Musk: Cybernuts
They’ll come standard on all Tesla Cybertruck pre orders
Next come the cyber truck eyelashes!
Cyberfruit
@@theshork9584 just one 4 foot lash haha
Next year, it'll be cybermen. Just wait.
That would be an awesome episode special! Nolan drunk ranting! Lol
"Throwing function against the curb, just like your front splitter" Okay, I did not see that one coming.
"Fake rust" hahahaha, id dont need fake rust, my pickup already has more rust then paint
The rust is what probably keeps the vehicle together. I had an old Chevy car like that.
@@glennso47 pretty sure the pickups is just rust with a touch of paint
Anti theft strategy
@@albertagibinik3436 no, it's anti theft system is that it dosnt work right now
@@michaelsaine at least 50 per cent like shiny things, thieves will steal shiny car not rusty
Fun fact the dolls are also called corner dolls. My aunt used to collect them she had like five lol kind of weird but I never thought the idea was creepy till growing up
I'm from new england, where rust is serious. Patina gives me flash backs to flaking of structural parts. I was always curious about the calvin peeing stickers lol
That's funny, every Tesla license plate I see reads "I'm a gigantic Douche-nozzle"
Douche-plug, they don’t use gas nozzles
I know a guy who has the suv model tesla and he's super chill and he had "douche" as his plates
@@tezlaactual6582 he's self aware of the community he's viewed as
Every BMW owner's face says the same thing.
@@tezlaactual6582 I can't believe any state DMV would ok those plates.