A war-torn mercenary struggling in life, searching for meaning and reason to accept the cruel hand of cards given to him by life. And finally he has found life's meaning... In unhinged egirl streamers
Let's see, Hoederer is: - A scholar. - A teacher. - A Historian. - A mercenary. - An e-girl manager. - An e-girl editor. - An e-girl simp. Yeah, he is peak Sarkaz.
@@symphony262 it was from the April Fools event where a suspiciously specific user name could be seen simping away without care for U-official. It is also particularly hilarious because before we know he's even alive, the Chinese playerbase already deduced that it was him and inadvertently spoiling his survival. It is a very simplified version, you could try ask around.
Did he lose his eye recently or something? One eyed people not having depth perception is technically inaccurate. You only have issues with it when being used to having two eyes and then losing one, with time, even with just one eye, you learn to discern depth.
U-Chan sounds a little different from what I remember 😂 I'm guessing Hoederer has bad depth perception cause of his eye patch, probably shouldn't count on him catching you
I just realised the blank space on the left side was due to Hoederer wearing an eye patch on this left eye. Great attention to detail! Love your works❤
Truly a Consumes 100 HP per second and deals 200 True damage per second to enemies that have either attacked or been attacked by this unit. Attack range +1, Max HP +60%, ATK +120%, and each attack restores 5% HP and has a 25% chance to stun targets for 5 seconds moment.
0:08 this was the last event I maxed out before giving up Arknights CN, and used that time instead to workout and the money for protein powder. I'm now jacked to the tits.
Lose 100 HP every second. Enemies that have attacked and been attacked by Hoederer receive 200 True damage every second. Attack Range + 1 tile, Max HP + 60% , ATK + 120% . Attacks recover 5% HP and have 25% chance to Stun the target for 5 seconds
Whenever i have a gap in my clear teams I put a streamer in it
a staple member of my IS4 team :d
I heard she need a content materials.
Look, Eureka, a Sanguinarch. Go say Hi!
Giving her content materials
U chan really changed a lot after visiting The Library huh
Open the curtains
Lights on
but what if i miss a moment of this experiment!!!!!!!!!!
city tweaking is serious buisness
@@spacesatan5840 city tweaking my brother in one sin and hundreds of good deeds 💀
Max Stress U-Official be like:
Seems like another visit of Saga is in need again
0:23
Manfred getting Yamcha'd has got me cracked up
thats the peter griffin pose after falling down the stairs
@@jaysonmoya1089 Ah thx, got them mixed up
But seeing as how he's getting one shotted, I feel like he is still getting the Yamcha treatment ya know
I didn't even put that together that's great 😂
@@zerogalaxy2735
Yeah, Yamcha pose is closer to fetal position but you also need to be in a small crater
Actually that's the Peter Griffin pose but close enough. Now I wanna see a Family Guy Kazdel gag
0:09 NOT THAT ONE SAMI STAGE NOOOOO
Beast to the slaughter AKA "the defender check stage".
I always nope from this stage whenever I have no ops with at least 3 blocks 😅
@@usernamed0189 just Exalter the stage 🥱
mmm, Kaltsit check stage.
just spam blockers lmao😔
A war-torn mercenary struggling in life, searching for meaning and reason to accept the cruel hand of cards given to him by life. And finally he has found life's meaning... In unhinged egirl streamers
Let's see, Hoederer is:
- A scholar.
- A teacher.
- A Historian.
- A mercenary.
- An e-girl manager.
- An e-girl editor.
- An e-girl simp.
Yeah, he is peak Sarkaz.
Am I mising someting about Hoederer simp? What is the story about?
@@symphony262 it was from the April Fools event where a suspiciously specific user name could be seen simping away without care for U-official. It is also particularly hilarious because before we know he's even alive, the Chinese playerbase already deduced that it was him and inadvertently spoiling his survival. It is a very simplified version, you could try ask around.
Visual choice for "The animals are leaving" at 0:08 was sublime.
That one dang Emergency Ops. At IS#4.
How it looks when Beast waiting Slaughter without yalter or texalter
0:30 Husbant, why are you bad at catching?
He only has 1 eye. His depth perception is terrible.
@@sergiomatheus3392 Actual lore explanation of it, he mentions it!
@@JudgeAnnibaltell me which part? I’m gonna go read it
@@jackthefoxy3788 13-4 Before
Did he lose his eye recently or something?
One eyed people not having depth perception is technically inaccurate.
You only have issues with it when being used to having two eyes and then losing one, with time, even with just one eye, you learn to discern depth.
That Doctor x Kal'tsit 2 parter at 0:12 is beautiful.
She cares.
W blowing up twice in the same video and still coming back, truly our most beloved cockroach
God, the animations on Hoederer's melee attacks were so damn good.
I think it was a rotoscope of killing floor 2 melee animation if im not mistaken
@@aetheraiuxhsjzususj800 No wonder I feel like it kinda familiar
U-Official : *Random hamster motivational squeaks*
Hoederer: "Now I'm motivated!"
I sincerely believe this masterpiece just blessed my Hoederer pulls
I got him in first 10-pull, it truly did. Blessed be harlequin wheels
U-Chan sounds a little different from what I remember 😂
I'm guessing Hoederer has bad depth perception cause of his eye patch, probably shouldn't count on him catching you
Yeah Manfred actually said it when speaking with Hoederer
omg look at that tiny Nian bea-- OMG A HUMONGOUS BEA-- omg a smol Nian bean
u chan new ending
0:17 he got +5 at Scout's coffin 💀💀💀
Gotta pay ya respect's
He pressed F
This is my sixth time watching this and i just noticed this😂😂 thanks for pointing that out
U-Official: “Do you need anyone else?!”
Hoederer: “Hell nah, my queen!”
Ines: "..."
So… no one’s gonna point out and appreciate that the left side of Hoederer’s POV is dark cuz of y’know… eyepatch?
This is peak. This is pure cinema. This is new harlequin wheels' video.
Thank you for such masterpiece ❤
0:31 I laughed so hard I almost died x)
U-chan movement is so smooth
W is that one exploding barrel in almost every video game
Damn that scout coffin with press F lmao
F
The "You and me" hit me hard damn ;-;
So so good. Another Wheels banger. I love the POV shot, the sword looks cool as heck!
this made me pull for the buffed dude
i got him in the 14 th pull,LSSSSGOOOOOOOOOOOW
I just realised the blank space on the left side was due to Hoederer wearing an eye patch on this left eye. Great attention to detail! Love your works❤
I had to watch every version of this clip after seeing this, thank you very much
holyyy that thumbnail bangs
bro dropped the coldest hoederer edit of all time
Manfred doing the peter griffin death pose was too hilarious
Geez Wheels this one really hits, maybe your best yet
He needs no one else.... because he has HER!
Probably the most random thing and a masterpiece I've seen in my recommendations so far
Hoederer is getting those motivations from U-Chan🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❗❗
this video is main reason why I started loving hoederer . also amazing video , fits U-Official very well lol
S'just aces. Another brilliant blend of comedy and feels. Not much more to be said! Carry on.
This is so hilarious XD
I hope everyone who wanted him - got this cool man=)
Another masterpiece! Thank you very much. I love how cute your style is owo
Ah yes. Me. My husband. And his $500 four foot tall U-Chan body pillow
U-chan's pent up frustration.
"The aliens aren't contacting us"
Command and Conquer Tiberium fans:
There is one way.
u-chan ranting over terra while hoederer swinging and proceed nuke W
i really like the part when U-official talking, and the transition is very smooth, good job
Endfield character being the alien got me 😂 everything is so chaotic, U-chan must be so high but so true
Truly a Consumes 100 HP per second and deals 200 True damage per second to enemies that have either attacked or been attacked by this unit. Attack range +1, Max HP +60%, ATK +120%, and each attack restores 5% HP and has a 25% chance to stun targets for 5 seconds moment.
Great now i cant stop thinking of this video whenever i listen to hoederer theme
0:08 this was the last event I maxed out before giving up Arknights CN, and used that time instead to workout and the money for protein powder. I'm now jacked to the tits.
Was that eyepatch vision, nice
Just pure peak.
Truly inspiring
INCREDIBLE
Always a good time to see your works
Lose
100
HP every second. Enemies that have attacked and been attacked by Hoederer receive
200
True damage every second. Attack Range +
1
tile, Max HP +
60%
, ATK +
120%
. Attacks recover
5%
HP and have
25%
chance to Stun the target for
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Peak has been dropped
NorthernRAT is my favourite streamer, too bad she's bald...
a new masterpiece
Wheels is the best there has ever been
watching W getting slash and Ines falling frame by frame kills me XD
the goat back at it again
THIS IS MASTERPIEСE
God it took me a while to realize that the first kill was Scout, and it was Hoederer who killed Scout in Darknights.
I JUST PULLED HOEDERER WITH 1 ROLL, WHEELS'S VIDEO BLESSED ME HELL YEAAHHHh
0:18 Imma F to pay respect
for one second, I thought u-chan had glorious kazimierz back there lmao
Hoederer with Ines is powerful. But Hoederer with U-Official is unbeatable.
Hoederer's depth perception might not be great due to him having only one eye.
Hoederer here is literally me after a new HW video drops.
Feelstrongman 💪
W spontaneously combusting several times and still being fine is hilarious to me
I am every mirror you're just a W self S3
pure gold
For anyone wondering the music in the first part is "Contact" by Daft Punk, though the part that plays is in the latter half.
Yet another banger animation from the goat.
This brought me joy
Damn, I can hear a bonk from manfred
me when w violently explodes
didn't expect that at first
Nahh not Scout in the CoD coffin lmao
It's only you and me...
You just gave me Apex Legends flashbacks with that sword animation 💀
IT'S TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER FF14 x ARKNIGHTS VIDEO WITH HOEDERER
F
for Scout, o7
Glad you are back, its been a while. How I miss you making art for seasonal event lol
It's extra funni now with the recent (SPOILEY) revelation that Originium was created because the universe is dying
10/10 perfect video.
True Masterpiece
Putting Mumu and Lin Plushie at the same place definitely a smart idea, great job
BURY ME BURY ME
F to pay respects to Scout
Hoederer really think he is in an edit.
But where are the animals going? Can i come too?
0:29 hoederer really caught a peek on ines from below
Wake up babe, new wheels just dropped.
Hoerder after stream:
Poor W, get slashed, & bombed 2 times
thats the craziest trickshots ive ever seen in arknights
W exploding never gets old hahaha
"thoughts on reunion?"
Guts outside simp inside