Today Show Funny Bits Part 50. The Very Best of Today Show!

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  • Опубликовано: 18 май 2014
  • Its video 50! so here is the very best of the show! There are tiny little errors in there but im not re uploading it took hours to upload it in first place. Enjoy!
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  • @keikuru1
    @keikuru1 9 лет назад +306

    They are like Anchorman in real life. The silliest news channel ever. I love that they're honest and don't bullshit their audience like all the other news channels in the world do.

  • @cakeman58
    @cakeman58 10 лет назад +323

    Karl's "can you make me one with everything" has to be the all-time best lost in translation joke. And his how good are the cookies there gag was second to none. Best host ever!

    • @davidwilliams4837
      @davidwilliams4837 4 года назад +2

      Epic. I wish we had news teams like this in the States.

  • @conniethompson6976
    @conniethompson6976 4 года назад +124

    "Whacking him off at a distance"..😒😏Those damn Australians are freakin' hilarious😂🤣😂

  • @SailorCookieMafia
    @SailorCookieMafia 8 лет назад +122

    Omg they're so fucking unprofessional and I love it!

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 6 лет назад +489

    You Aussies know how to do morning news

    • @Rezinstance
      @Rezinstance 5 лет назад +19

      As long as it pertains to anything but the news itself, yes. lol

    • @aussieaussieaussie9438
      @aussieaussieaussie9438 4 года назад +13

      It was all Carl! We loved him but the politically correct losers got rid of him.
      Carl, if you see this; you're a legend mate.

    • @MrBiggiefuckinsmalls
      @MrBiggiefuckinsmalls 4 года назад +5

      @@aussieaussieaussie9438 karl still presents the show?

    • @AbiNomac
      @AbiNomac 4 года назад +11

      Aussie Aussie Aussie - Karl is back on the show now. It wouldn’t be The Today Show without him and Ch 9 knew it. Welcome back Karl!

    • @zombiehunter1152
      @zombiehunter1152 4 года назад

      Abi Nor-Mac ratings dropped without him that’s why he’s back.

  • @brownskiddyundies
    @brownskiddyundies 4 года назад +51

    "He's chasing after seagulls"
    *no seagull in sight*

    • @ourbackyarddownunder5041
      @ourbackyarddownunder5041 7 месяцев назад

      In the full clip Karl is 100% chasing seagulls. It shows him running into flocks of them while you hear hysterics in the background, it's funny as hell.

  • @doesntmatter9809
    @doesntmatter9809 5 лет назад +48

    Georgie has the best facial expressions.

  • @mosabhijazi671
    @mosabhijazi671 5 лет назад +63

    Australian today show is incredible i wish we have something like this in Canada , Love you Aussies !

  • @JessT23
    @JessT23 4 года назад +83

    0:56 "Is that why they call it 'Butt-cheese-mite', Stevie? You been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @soteriaess610
      @soteriaess610 4 года назад

      Jess Turner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 3 года назад

      I thought he said "Butt-cheese monster". I'm guessing it all conjures up the same sick but funny thought.

    • @JessT23
      @JessT23 3 года назад

      @@bighuge1060 They are taste-testing Cheesy-mite 😂

  • @aaronshruby2915
    @aaronshruby2915 4 года назад +28

    "Better him than me!" That was his son 😲🤣😲🤣

  • @footballgeorgiebest
    @footballgeorgiebest 4 года назад +62

    That’s looks like the best breakfast show in the world. Wish we had you guys in the UK.

    • @mrk.dilkington
      @mrk.dilkington 4 года назад +3

      Agreed, be so much better than the humourless, frightened to say anything bullshit we have now.

  • @taco8895
    @taco8895 4 года назад +38

    “ I’d wanna be standing back and wracking them off from a distance” 💀 😂

  • @barbaraj7859
    @barbaraj7859 6 лет назад +63

    This looks so much better than America's Today show.

  • @WeComeFromALandDownUnder
    @WeComeFromALandDownUnder 5 лет назад +16

    We Aussies have an awesome sense of humour that many from around the world once found hard to understand.
    It's great to see the world now laughing along with us.
    I wouldn't change being an Aussie for anything'!🇦🇺💖

  • @addos999
    @addos999 10 лет назад +42

    karl and stevie are so consistently funny in this show, it really makes the show worth watching!

  • @doingflipsandshit
    @doingflipsandshit 10 лет назад +151

    They're all so funny, Georgie and Lisa make me laugh so much too.

    • @dabooda49
      @dabooda49 10 лет назад +7

      Its just terrible that Georgie is leaving

    • @robert1340
      @robert1340 5 лет назад

      dabooda49 No, it’s terrible she came back.

    • @ongie9736
      @ongie9736 3 года назад

      Georgie got Carl sacked 4years ago. She's a buzzkill

  • @mdshadmanwasifkhan4482
    @mdshadmanwasifkhan4482 Месяц назад +2

    Karl Stefanovic's laugh is so contagious 🤣. Man is a national tressure

  • @cakesboo6554
    @cakesboo6554 Год назад +7

    I love Karl but Stevie with the rooster omg lol

  • @HelloMyNamesNino
    @HelloMyNamesNino 4 года назад +77

    Maturity is over-rated 😂

    • @fatheroffab
      @fatheroffab 3 года назад +1

      Extremely overrated

    • @EchoBravo370
      @EchoBravo370 2 года назад +1

      ....and silliness is underrated

  • @Stevenoutofthebox
    @Stevenoutofthebox 9 лет назад +20

    I can't tell you how many times I've watched this whole thing. Gosh, I am in love with this morning show.

  • @CraigStCyrPlus
    @CraigStCyrPlus 8 лет назад +116

    Honestly the best job i've seen.

  • @GameSpyDarkAge
    @GameSpyDarkAge 4 года назад +9

    1:00 "You been with the boss again?"
    I lost it

  • @ra-ku3hn
    @ra-ku3hn 5 лет назад +144

    I am ashamed of my country. ...we have zero sense of humor here. I'm moving to Australia! !!!

    • @WeComeFromALandDownUnder
      @WeComeFromALandDownUnder 5 лет назад +9

      Come to my place mate I'll put you up! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicholashazell3277
      @nicholashazell3277 4 года назад +2

      You can just watch em online but don’t worry anymore cause the to best hosts left the show witch is Karl stefonovic and Lisa couple other og’s as well whyyyyyyy a

    • @davidschwartz6380
      @davidschwartz6380 4 года назад +3

      Don't slam the door on your way out.

    • @zuboy4272
      @zuboy4272 4 года назад

      Soldiers who died for you country be like : - _ -

    • @j.c3629
      @j.c3629 4 года назад

      @@WeComeFromALandDownUnder Fr!Omw

  • @katym573
    @katym573 7 лет назад +34

    3:06 I almost fell off my bed I was laughing so hard. The today show is just a show full of sexual innuendos and I love it, they're banter is unmatched.

  • @lynnetrathen4587
    @lynnetrathen4587 3 года назад +8

    Omg this is all about us being Australian 😂😂😂😂

  • @matshaverstad3790
    @matshaverstad3790 4 года назад +10

    “the catnappers shaved my pussy. “ hahaha 😂😂😂 I'm literally crying of laughter

  • @caseydykes117
    @caseydykes117 3 года назад +12

    Hearing the producers start loosing their minds before the presenters loose their shit absolutely sends me hahahahaha

  • @JakeRoot
    @JakeRoot 10 лет назад +197

    I love a tug...boat.

  • @Phriendship
    @Phriendship 9 лет назад +43

    The laughter is contagious

  • @susanelder7192
    @susanelder7192 5 лет назад +71

    The last one with Karl laughing at the cat !!!! I totally lost it 😂😂😂

    • @markclinton8681
      @markclinton8681 2 года назад +1

      Hi

    • @susanelder7192
      @susanelder7192 2 года назад

      Hi Mark, how are you?

    • @markclinton8681
      @markclinton8681 2 года назад

      @@susanelder7192 You are welcome

    • @markclinton8681
      @markclinton8681 2 года назад

      @@susanelder7192 my name is Mark I'm from Houston Texas captain in US army presently in Kabul Afghanistan for peacekeeping mission?

    • @susanelder7192
      @susanelder7192 2 года назад

      @@markclinton8681 I live in Texas too. Thank you for your service, have a blessed day 🤗

  • @MillennialRevolt
    @MillennialRevolt 4 года назад +9

    "you've been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @N.California
    @N.California 25 дней назад +2

    That's what a fun show is all about, on both sides of the screen.

  • @Chuckles2109
    @Chuckles2109 11 месяцев назад +2

    Still miss them all in 2023.

  • @tetrulz
    @tetrulz 4 года назад +5

    They got such filthy minds lmao i love it

  • @chasematthew1757
    @chasematthew1757 4 года назад +10

    The mocking of Miley Cyrus had me dead

  • @jrut003
    @jrut003 4 года назад +23

    😁😁😁
    funniest bit for me was when he asked what color does a smurf go if you choke it? lol

  • @alexx3914
    @alexx3914 4 года назад +12

    The anchor man in real life. Pure gold

  • @Rambler1995
    @Rambler1995 10 лет назад +667

    I wish you were allowed to be funny in America.

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 года назад +46

      @Seth Ellison America used to be funny. Now anything you say funny is considered racist or bigoted.

    • @tonyedwards2693
      @tonyedwards2693 4 года назад +3

      Heru- deshet what a stupid thing to say

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 года назад +24

      @@tonyedwards2693 Not one damn bit. It's completely true. There is always some snowflake sjw or activist that whines.

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 года назад +13

      @Seth Ellison Bull shit! The media and the left have done that. Show me an actual comment that Trump has ever made with a racist word or sentence. He's never attacked or made a derogatory remark to race or ethnicity. But the media loves to twist everything around which has been proven to do and those like you who believe it without doing research for the truth. You can blame Obama, Sharpton and his cronies for the severe deepening of the racial divide in this country that happened with Fergusen and BLM.

    • @marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644
      @marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644 4 года назад +4

      Tony Edwards ...well...he’s not wrong about that....you really have to watch your mouth these days...

  • @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211
    @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 4 года назад +4

    The guy running from the chicken. . . What a freakin riot.

  • @sxyqt3.14
    @sxyqt3.14 9 лет назад +52

    dallilamma bit was amazing

  • @saltysouthernmomma9354
    @saltysouthernmomma9354 2 года назад +6

    Karl is my absolute favorite!!! He has the best sense of humor & he's pretty cute too!

  • @9Hurricane1
    @9Hurricane1 10 лет назад +33

    here it comes! HERE IT COMES!!

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 Год назад +2

    These clips are throbbing with innuendos!

  • @mrwin8
    @mrwin8 4 года назад +10

    I wish everyday was like this. Really. Don't pay attention to the left. Be happy. Keep your humor. Lets bring it back here , now!!!!!!

  • @bettygitzke4131
    @bettygitzke4131 5 лет назад +5

    I’m in LOVE with everyone of these people....nothing BETTER THAN LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drumdude46
    @drumdude46 4 года назад +5

    So much Fun. they don't screw around with being uptight or PC...like here. everything's 'Game'. Love it!

  • @bryngriffith
    @bryngriffith 10 лет назад +38

    Need an update every week! Best thing on RUclips!

  • @petesmith9472
    @petesmith9472 4 года назад +10

    Yep. I've become a fan of Georgie. Sultry. Sophisticated.

  • @danamuller554
    @danamuller554 4 года назад +4

    Why cant America's morning shows be this funny. I would watch everyday. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Fudge_Fantasy
    @Fudge_Fantasy 4 года назад +9

    It's ok when it's a fish but not a bird. ? Hahah

  • @normturner4849
    @normturner4849 5 лет назад +6

    1:36 you can hear Karl say "you love it!"😂
    3:24 "Balls had to be scratched!"
    5:29 Karl planking😆
    6:54 enquiring minds want to know😇
    8:34 telling a Deli Lama joke to the Deli Lama🙈😳
    11:00 Karl in his usual state- broadcast this way!
    12:15 Grumpy cat as Jabba the Hutt😂😂😂

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 10 лет назад +81

    @7:47- Best joke in the entire video. Oh man, American news programs aren't even 1/100th as funny as this show, lol.

  • @effemf.m.5093
    @effemf.m.5093 3 года назад +4

    Stevies so innocently sweet lol

  • @BilltheFifth
    @BilltheFifth 2 года назад +5

    They know how to have fun down under. This feels like the kind of fun that can be had we people aren't terrified of offending snowflakes and cancel culture.

  • @thefingerofgod69
    @thefingerofgod69 4 года назад +5

    They are so out of control and I approve!

  • @anmolsingh1926
    @anmolsingh1926 4 года назад +6

    "How good are the cookies there"😂😂😂😂

  • @theneck5157
    @theneck5157 5 лет назад +13

    Holy shit !! Peking duck anyone !! Wow that was great

  • @bernardhargreaves9009
    @bernardhargreaves9009 2 года назад +3

    LMFAO fucking up with the dalalama 8.57 haha

  • @Alex-hu4yf
    @Alex-hu4yf 4 года назад +4

    Pelicans are the cheekiest little buggers 🤣

  • @soteriaess610
    @soteriaess610 4 года назад +6

    Karl: "well Georgie, what's your long stabby thing"
    Georgie: "well Tim's my long stabby thing. I used to have a long torch, but Tim's my stabby thing now"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211
    @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 4 года назад +4

    They have the wonder and joy of 4 year olds. Some nights I just watch these all night.

  • @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603
    @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603 5 лет назад +7

    The Bee attack lmao
    Gary: Better him than me

  • @holdencaulfied7492
    @holdencaulfied7492 4 года назад +28

    The Dalhi Lama walks into a pizza place and asks, can you make me one with everything?

    • @jauntyhatsociety6922
      @jauntyhatsociety6922 4 года назад +4

      I was dying

    • @ikerdelpalacio5160
      @ikerdelpalacio5160 3 года назад

      I don't get it :-(

    • @whatthe3131
      @whatthe3131 Год назад +1

      @@ikerdelpalacio5160 one with everything for the Dalai Lama probably means at one with the Universe. One with everything in a pizza shop means a pizza with the lot.

  • @freddiem8801
    @freddiem8801 15 дней назад +3

    So funny, and entertaining ❤❤❤😊

  • @jonathanleverdesigner
    @jonathanleverdesigner 4 года назад +5

    The pizza joke classic, right over curtain boys head

  • @Velunira
    @Velunira 4 года назад +4

    ayeee haha I lost it when Karl was chasing seagulls lmao.

  • @delivrex
    @delivrex 9 лет назад +35

    10:20 had me in laughing to tears

  • @georgewheeler193
    @georgewheeler193 2 месяца назад +1

    Sister of that picture< #50 is my favorite episode...watched it dozens of times, especially the part when they make fun of Miley Cyrus...gets me every time!!😂😂😂

  • @MrMrremmington
    @MrMrremmington 5 лет назад +3

    What a great way to begin your day.

  • @fatheroffab
    @fatheroffab 3 года назад +5

    It’s obvious that Karl is deathly afraid of spiders.

  • @jocsanabdala9456
    @jocsanabdala9456 3 года назад +3

    4:15 he knew EXACTLY what he was saying

  • @sharontaylor2567
    @sharontaylor2567 5 лет назад +21

    This was when the Today show was entertaining and fun to watch. Oh bugger Karl... come back

  • @Dr.Phoenix
    @Dr.Phoenix 4 года назад +9

    Karl has the best laughter !

  • @VS9050909
    @VS9050909 5 лет назад +16

    I need this type of comedy and news too get me ready for work every morning in America... it’s better then all of the evil going on that’s for sure!

  • @russdy1982
    @russdy1982 5 лет назад +5

    ... And in the end, balls had to be scratched! lmao

  • @Neonusrat
    @Neonusrat 9 лет назад +9

    Man you gotta love Karl!

  • @fiveohfivethree
    @fiveohfivethree 9 лет назад +11

    MORE! Must have more!

  • @dmkappa62
    @dmkappa62 5 лет назад +8

    Georgie is a gorgeous lady, lovely smile

  • @markdiemidio7747
    @markdiemidio7747 5 лет назад +4

    These ladies are too cool 😎!

  • @08wolfeyes
    @08wolfeyes 4 года назад +4

    The women on the show look stunning and i love the humour.
    I wish more shows would be like that and not be so serious as they always seem to be.

  • @Silentstorm_AU
    @Silentstorm_AU 10 лет назад +12

    I really wish I was up at 5:30am every morning to watch this :(

  • @junkman12345ful
    @junkman12345ful 8 лет назад +20

    that last one needs to be a gif

  • @coachguy123
    @coachguy123 10 лет назад +6

    Long time viewer of today show and I love your videos. Get to relive all the funny bits. Keep up the great work mate. Love it!

  • @taralgasarah
    @taralgasarah 3 года назад +3

    Georgie and Karl their relationship has me in tears

  • @ginasrog794
    @ginasrog794 4 года назад +6

    0:39 is hilarious 😂

  • @truthnaction7657
    @truthnaction7657 5 лет назад +4

    This team has so much fun together, great chemistry makes for great T.V. and if it wasn't for the fact that everything in Australia, from the flora to the fauna, is poisonous and will kill you instantly- it's almost worth considering a move there. fireman comment +pause+ "what?"=priceless! 9:54

  • @Ez1DD
    @Ez1DD 4 года назад +7

    Damn I want to move to Australia now 🤣

  • @mohamedmuse08
    @mohamedmuse08 4 года назад +2

    This is may be the Channel to watch after all, freaking hilarious

  • @oldbirdwing9114
    @oldbirdwing9114 8 лет назад +25

    they should make a show about this

  • @idrinkpisswater2245
    @idrinkpisswater2245 5 лет назад +12

    This is y I love Australia 🤧😂

  • @zanducktv2398
    @zanducktv2398 10 лет назад +2

    This show is so much fun. Our This Morning has its moments here in the UK, but can't compete with you guys for full on laughs and nice totty!

  • @1RedTape
    @1RedTape 10 лет назад +4

    Thanks for an amazing start of a monday haha!

  • @danielshaver4517
    @danielshaver4517 5 лет назад +3

    So much better than American Today "News" teams.

  • @quagmire1130
    @quagmire1130 4 года назад +2

    1:22 Imagine being a seagull and you see this man running at you

  • @selvjas1172
    @selvjas1172 10 лет назад +31

    Now that's funny right there I don't care what you say and if you don't think so you'd better just get the heck outta here.

  • @Mr1in1000000
    @Mr1in1000000 4 года назад +2

    Playing that game and saying here it comes is very dangerous

  • @zXennVS
    @zXennVS 10 лет назад

    Love watching these

  • @gothicmoonchild3629
    @gothicmoonchild3629 4 года назад +3

    Love these guys 😂🤘

  • @JaredRaccoon
    @JaredRaccoon 2 месяца назад

    The most terrifying sentance on live tv
    “I got a bird”

  • @caitycarine5412
    @caitycarine5412 4 года назад +6

    Gosh I’d be watching your show everyday if u was in the US