You Will Never Do Anything Remarkable
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- Опубликовано: 27 апр 2019
- Illegitimi non carborundum, etc.
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So.
The original line was, “If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.” As far as I can tell it’s Juan Ramón Jiménez’s.
I am also now painfully aware I've written a half as '2/1'. Sorry maths.
Please note that this wasn’t intended to be a diatribe against critics or experts. They obviously play an important role. It was more directed at the recreational cynicism one comes across in daily life from time to time, generally pointed at young artists. I have had the privilege to meet plenty of people 1000x more talented than me, who are simultaneously doubting their abilities because of some stupid comment made by an unpleasant teacher or jaded family member.
If you are that artist, I really just wanted to say: You’re in good company; the Greats doubted themselves too. Don’t let the bastards get you down and I hope you make all manner of interesting and fantastic things.
The music is the 3rd movement of Big Baus Brahms’ Violin Concerto in D Major: • Video
I like that piece lots. I hope you do too.
Again, all the very best of luck in your projects. 
Приколы
Mom! the depression turtle called me a shit again.
I dont enjoy the like to comment ratio
@@corey938 same
d5 same
@@potrillo8748 same
i vmx same
"I'm bored, I'm going on RUclips"
RUclips recommended: you will never do anything remarkable
same xD
Now lets sod off and be remarkable just as he asked us.
Ladies and gentleman LONEHAWK67 HAS ENTERED THE RUclips COMMENT SECTION
EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR LONEHAWK67 AHHHHHH
At least not anymore...
Love from 20assclown20 🤡👍
ruclips.net/video/7d16CpWp-ok/видео.html This video gave me the chills. The most profound answer I’ve ever gotten to probably the most pondered upon question of meaning in this life .
"If one is cautious about persuing an unusual path, it may help you to remember that the cynics will be forgotten just as readily as your failures will be, too".
Damn, this motivated me so much.
alright well go do something with that motivation. bitch.
That’s great!😁
I just happened to find this at the exact point where he started saying it....
Coincidence? I think not.
Also, props for getting the quote exact, word for word.
OOOF Cooourse.. right.. that's why you sleep all day now I bet
@@sandrotsiklauri5180 that would be bliss
"Cynics will be forgotten just as readily as your failures will be" is the best thing I've read today
what i got from that: drink eight bottles of port a day and buy a bear work as a pirate accountant and you will be a great person
I mean it doesn't sound like a terrible life
exurb1a yeah but a short one
@@Exurb1a Ayee indeed
Just aging the length depends on the constitution of your liver, the temperament of the bear, and the strength of nearby navies. Worth a gamble I’d say.
Got it!
"the critics will be forgotten just as quickly as your failures will."
Well I wish I could think like that ._.
i realized that failure doesn't matter. only victory does.
Simon Cowell?
Yeah thanks almost forgot he said that
I guess he's kinda right. Or how many critics of Elon musk or Jeff besos or bill gates can you name right now? Googling not allowed
I'm 32 and just came home from a tutorial in my Masters at uni. Professor told me that my Master thesis idea was probably a little 'too esoteric' and 'perhaps not workable'. Maybe he's right and I won't find a teacher at uni who is willing to help me write this thing, but goddamnit if I can't make a master thesis out of it I will do this research on my own and write this thing and publish it my fucking self. And if all else fails I'll turn it into a youtube video series just because. *NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS, IT CAN BE DONE!*
Fuck yeah bro! Flop that big ol dick on the table and tell ‘em all to suck it!
How'd it go?
Give a head up :)
how did it go
Hey thnx for inquiring you guys! Well I had to pick another topic for my masters thesis which I'm currently still working on for the next month or so. But after that I have decided that I'll just start my own youtube channel to talk about the topic that I was so interested in. I will give you a heads up here when the time comes!
I am rewatching this every time I get depressed or before important attempts like a dream job interview, and it works just amazingly perfectly. It gives me that calm yet excited feeling to try and believe in myself.
That's art, I don't know what kind of art it is, it's not a book, movie, music, or picture, it's... all of that combined! Probably we will name this type of art in the future because it needs to be remembered.
Thank you, exurb1a, you did made something remarkable!!
Me: *cheerfully opens RUclips*
RUclips Algorithm: "You will never do anything remarkable"
Me: *cries in silence*
LMAAOOOO
Me: "I'm about to end this whole algorithm's career..."
:(
Watch the damned video before commenting next time.
@@kobaltmyst8074 the comment wasn't about the video, it was about the title
*reads title*
Ahh shit here we go again
worst place in the world... exurbia's channel
oh man u beat me to it
In CJ voice
this comment is amazing
*Aw sheeeet
I can't think of anything other than to say "I love you" to you.
It's like I'm five again and you're my parent who did something completely ordinary yet unbelievably magnificent for me.
I'm.. kind of speechless. Not sure I've ever experienced a more strangely effective pep-talk
I feel like this guy would not have a hard time becoming a cult leader
EDIT: we can make a religion out of this
I feel like he already is
Gabriel Alencar can’t argue with that
Join us
Join us
JOIN US
Heather Cribb oh I’ve been subscribed for months now
I'd join in a heartbeat. This man is a modern day philosopher who has to me remembered for many generations to come.
Rejecting someone from art school probably isn’t a good idea
Is that a motherfucking Hitler reference?
Yikes
Ayryvyl is that a mother fucking jojo reference on a motherfucking hitler reference?
@Hitler
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"it was the first time we ever touched the heavens" that was powerful
"You know what really fucking gets me? We sent a human into outer space, beyond the Earth, for the first time in our history - and it wasn't a monarch, a banker, or an oil billionaire, it wasn't a Rothschild and it wasn't a Rockefeller - _it was the humble working-class son of a bricklayer and a milkmaid._
Our first cosmic representative was a socialist, and he was a worker. And even if everything goes to shit, if the hourglass runs out on climate change or nuclear warfare, if we never reach our full potential as a species - the story I will tell my grandkids, between munches of lizard kebabs in our solitary Himalayan cave, is that for one hour and forty-eight minutes, we were humans, _and we fucking won."_
@@st.altair4936 am about to frame this comment. There's no better way to say it after that
Idk if I've ever legitimatley been inspired by something before. Good job, the best part was mentioning that Van Gogh didn't start until he was 27. Such a perfect way to counter all the doubts spurred on by people like Mozart
My card: DECLINES
Therapist: you will never do anything remarkable
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
to quote Carla Yeager "why must my son be special, he's fine as he is because he was born into this world"
@@wizardmongol4868 Is that an Aot reference 😳?
Its so depressing to know you're never going to amount to anything.
"The cynics will be forgotten just as your failures will be"
@Deliq oh shit
Deliq
FUCK OFF AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ANYWAY?
ice town
Or maybe not
no actually everyone will remember your failures. Theyll point them out when if you become famous so they can feel better about themselves like we do, humanity doesn't change much from here
I should listen to this every day - the author of a dozen unfinished books, the painter of dozens more unfinished pictures. (Although I have managed to be slightly more remarkable than most, since I was rescued by a seal as a child).
wait tell us about the seal story
I needed you today and toy you provided… thank you brother, you saved my life more than once
He ruined our hopes and dreams then inspired us
I'm confused
Yo thanks for the likes guys
just so that we got it right. not more, not less, just it is.
Hi confused! I'm Dad!
He does this every video it messes with me!
You are too small of a being to understand his godly aspect
I am too
It k ocks down your walls and then helps you build them higher to make it seem like they were raised thousands of feet high instead of just 3 feet
As of now 1.3 million people have watched this video, so statistically at least one of them will be one in a million remarkable at something.
not a random sample so nah
@@alexsampsonite2176 Fuck off, who the fuck are you anyway?
alright then
Nah not quite. I'd say a alot of people just rewatched this a lot
@@questallcaps6432 Good point! Steve may well do something important. Here's to future Steve’s importance!
Very important Steve, he shall be called
i found your channel through a subreddit on the egg theory. this is the first video i clicked on. it’s exactly what i’ve needed. the video brought me to tears. thank you
Great production, Exurb1a! And thank you for thinking through the script and delivering a well thought through message.
exurb1a is like a therapist who bullies you then gives you anti-depressants
Which would make you even more depressed?
@@baltofarlander2618 exactly
the end music is so motivational in itself sometimes
But bullies you with facts
Rather like a therapist who bullies you then treats you
I love how these videos all go from like, intense existentialism, to wholesome encouragement and genuine advice on how to be happy.
I would like this comment but it has 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin it
It was me! 69 day ago to this very day. It was I who cast my upvote! ME! MEE MEE MEE!!!! You are all irrelevant but *I DID THIS!*
canna roe you monster
@@benmurkison9591 I am but your creation Ben. When you made that comment 69 days ago, you set into motion events you couldn't foresee!
canna roe I’m mostly impressed with your determination to waiting 69 days for this
You inspired me to go into science but its really really really hard like people who burn out during STEM majors you have no idea how hard it is in a top tier lab :(
Good luck
Definitely my favourite channel on RUclips.
And, also, love the way you use classical music in your videos and speak in a way that matches it.
*Came here for an existential crisis, got inspired instead. 10/10*
No truer words were ever spoken, your review is a 10/10.
Your review of the review gets a 10/10
10/10s all-around!!
You my good sir will get a 10/10 because you reviewed a review about a review that is also about a review which aswell is part of a review
By virtue of your reviev^4+, you recive a 10/10 rating.
"If you have an idea that you think is great, don't let a idiot talk you out of it."
-Stan Lee
rip
Pewdiepie rewind?
god bless his soul.
@@emilemil7936 No, Stan Lee
*an
This has got to be the best 10 minutes and 40 seconds of my life, your a fucking legend dude, never change!
I love how this video is so depressing that it is uplifting in the best way
What I got out of this:
Give cats fishies always.
Animated Madness 😂😂😂
very true
Fish fish
My cat overlord had already informed me of this necessity 😸
as you should 😌
*looks in sub box* “you will never do anything remarkable” good Sunday motivation
FrozenThorn123 i was having a existential crisis yesterday so i’m glad this is here to confirm my insecurities
Lucky you. its monday for me
Same
FrozenThorn123 same. Depression agrees with this so much.
Same
This has to be one of the best videos I’ve ever seen on RUclips. I constantly keep coming back to it.
Thank you space turtle, you have convinced me into picking up parkour and making music again and actually doing things I enjoy without having to explain myself to others
Goal: become so great a person that, when people will hear about your failures, they will think "so he was human too"
How will you accomplish your goal?
very well said
@@dee-io5zd buy a bear, get drunk, become queen of the pirates and send someone to space? Because that's my takeaway here
@@dee-io5zd space pirate
@@cjsumm1796 space pirate bear
me, clicking on the title: finally someone who understands my true potential
Me, finishing the video: fuck you I’ll do better than you
Henry Swan Judging by your profile picture, I believe you’re wrong
Zohaib Bukhari is this the first time someone was treated kindly for having an anime profile picture?
U good?
@@gameseeker6307 Of course they aren't
I don’t know who you are, but I LOVE you! Your videos are so inspiring and well crafted, I cannot help but smile in merriment when watching your content. As a Philosophy major, I think about these topics a lot and often experience the existential dread so often spoken about in existentialism -your videos, however, lightens my mood and I always walk away optimistic and excited. Real craftsmanship!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Please keep doing these videos! 😁😁
thank you ... I needed this today and I may or may not have teared up during the second half of the vid.
Keep up your great work I don't know if you fully realise how much it means to young people like me struggeling with life.
“The greats were never greats, they were just mortal humans who refused to bow to cynicism.”
Damn
it's true. Religion, Society, Law, Corporate policies. They exist as only one thing.
To constraint you down to the ground and make you die, having done nothing but eat, sleep, shit, talk.
can someone explain the phrase to me, my english is not very good. Please !!
Daniel Vinicius it means that famous people were never famous and that they were only normal people who didn’t want to be normal
@@carson.4612 thank you!
Daniel Vinicius No problem :)
Every time I get depressed because i can't do fucking proper maths, I just come here and rewatch this vid which is basically the best fucking video of fucking youtube.
Life is hard
@@unlimitedperseverance1706 indeed.
same
@play gray
Hard times create strong people
Strong people create better times
Better times make lives easier
Easier lives make weak people
Weak people create hard times
And the circle continues
But it's the hard times and the hard work that push civilization forward
Depression doesn't work like that. It's sadness.
Thanks, this video has been suggested to me several times.
But now that I have watched it fully, I realize: that's what I needed to hear all this time.
Will live from now on; thanks again :))
God, I love your work. Thanks a lot for the hope and motivation, you always help me when I feeling down. A enormous hug from a little town in Argentina. Love u a lot
And here I was, wondering where all the modern philosophers are.
Hiding in plain sight, so much so that even they are are unaware of the influence they cast upon the world.
This channel I would regard as one. If we ever leave the internet behind to go to another world I would hope this makes it.
Alain de Botton shares this same "pessimism" that this video is on about. Go check him out.
I have found two Hispanic ones, Gustavo bueno Sanchez and Mario bunge.
"You will never do anything remarkable" - _exurb1a_
"Who the f*** are you anyway?" - _exurb1a_ (5 minutes later)
420th like
422th like
I love this video, it has a sense of humor, not too pessimistic, nor optimistic. You got your self a subscriber.
I will solve world hunger, just out of spite for this video
“Sod off and be remarkable please” is going to be my senior quote
TF did I do yesterday
Now go be remarkable
The way he went from being informative to nihilistic and finally being the best motivational speaker was indeed... *Remarkable*
Welcome, it seems like you're new here. Don't expect to get used to that feeling, all of exurb1a's videos are Existential Madness™.
if any u-tubber is remarkable - ex-urb1a is .. and electroboom! jan-gustafsson too .. also the freaks from numberphile - etc&co .. but now too sømethink complîtly -diff- remarkäblO0o.
@@gerdkah6064 did you had a seizure at the end 😅😅
What do you mean I won't do anything remarkable? I will literally eat the Mona Lisa
I keep coming back to this video when ai feel down and it keeps motivating me ever since! thx sm
to quote Carla Yeager "why must my son be special, he's fine as he is because he was born into this world"
Nah g you gotta survive the viking test. It goes like this.
Step 1: drop your baby on their head.
Step 2: If they're a viking they get up and scream a war cry, if not try for another kid.
My dad did this with me. My Swedish roots really shined. :)
@@CptPrice 💀
Eren Jäger is looking at u
I love you for this comment.
But her son is actually crazy
Even if you're not going to do something remarkable, remember to drink water daily and stay hydrated
those are the same thing fucker
@@Lumikore Thing is singular. Therefor those is the same thing.
Dude do you remember me, this is creepy
And spread the good word
and eat a fruit too
if one is cautious about persueing an unusual path it may help to rembember that the synics will be forgotten just as readily as your faliures will be too.
what a remarkable reminder, thanks.
There's a lot of important things being said in this video, and I strongly feel that the phrase "she took a piratical sabbatical" is right up there amongst them.
The reference to "illegitimi non carborundum" in the description also makes me feel that I'm in exactly the right place here.
Great video, great channel, thank you for your work.
This fucking turtle gave me some fucking purpose in life. I found this magic turtle when I was 17 and had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. I was inspired and now i'm 19 studying engineering in college hoping to do something remarkable in life. This 30 year old turtle has succeeded at his purpose, I hope he keeps making videos for a while.
Whoa I'm going to study engineering too
Btw which Branch of Engineering are you studying?
I'm 25 and it's given me hope to know that even though I am a quarter of the way through my expected life that I can still devote myself to doing something I am passionate in which is solving food scarcity and homelessness.
Same found him recently. I'm 16 now and i wanna study engineering and medicine at the same time
@@physicsspace6380 Yes
Do you still have that purpose
The best lengthy 10 minutes of encouragement I've ever received...
Thank you, bastard.
Now sod off and do something remarkable, please?
Ok
😂
And existential crisis at the same time yes
My nigga
honestly the best video ive seen on RUclips ever. It gave me so much courage and confindence. Thank you
perfect end to my 300ug lsd trip with lots of strong dabs mixed towards the end. Got a second visual peak late in the trip. This video tore me down and out of know where bullt me up, super up lifting. Keep this shit up
This is why I love exurb1a, if someone told me to follow my dreams it would sound incredibly cheesy and I wouldn't care, but the way he puts it into perspective and keeps it real, actually gives me hope.
mettycandy if you want someone to “follow your dreams” it is undoubtedly a bad idea to say it in a way others would say it
I believe this man has saved my life, not from death but from being wasted.
thank you Deez Nuts
im happy for you Deez Nuts
@Sjittaste nuts
well its been 3 months since u commented this, did u start doing anything with your life? :D
I'm sorry, this comment was really nice, and I wanted to leave it as a nice little "Hell yeah!" to the video, but then I saw your profile picture and the name "Deez Nuts" and couldn't help myself from laughing
This is a fantastic video, thanks for making it. You have done something remarkable, keep it up.
Я посмотрел всего 2 видео, но уже обожаю этот канал. Темы, их подача, юмор - все прекрасно.
False, I will reach REMARKABLE new levels of clinical depression
Too bad I already have before you lol
thats the sad part, im only mediocre depressed. not even good at that
Why did people have to make this awesome motivational video so hopeless... please don’t stay in that closed mindset, you‘ll never improve if you don’t even think you can.
Been there since I was 6 lol fml!
@@evo683 If You don't have Depression.. leave!..U won't understand. Depression is a lifestyle .
Stop making me want to write again, I came here to procrastinate.
God damn it, fine I'm doing shit again.
You happy now?
Yes we are hapoy
Yes, very happy
super happy. you can do this!
You wont do anything remarkable
@@linusandersen5608 Fuck off, who the fuck are you anyway?
I always comeback to this video whenever I feel the existential dread, this video really helps
Out of all of your videos, this is the one I often come back too. Thank you exurb1a
I have a favorite RUclips Philosopher, what an age we live in
Isn't it great
@@sterkar99 no because greatness doesn't exist
He isn't a great person though sadly...
Sp1Te wym
TootTootMcbumbersnazzle tf u talking bout
A dish made purely of motivation, delivered with a dash of existential dread.
Made me smile, 10/10.
I preferred the piratical sabbatical.
Why do i only find this channel today… This is some of the greatest high quality content out there
This is one of the greatest videos I have ever seen it has brought back something I had lost and I will become the best that has ever been better than all that have come before me and I shall never forget the name of this RUclips channel
They gave me the lined paper, I wrote the other way, they gave me a 0. Now my parents are kicking me out of the house for failing all my finals and APs and they refuse to hear my "But philosophy turtle told me so" argument. Please advise
Damn.. uhm.. how does someone come back from that?
@@deactivated.1254 I think I just have to show them this video. They'll definitely come around right? Right?
I mean hopefully, best of luck you'll need it.
If they can evict you from your own house you can do the same
@@anmolpatel793 It's their name on the lease 😭
You: "Now sod off and be remarkable, please."
Me: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Goes to sleep 😂😂😂😂
I will then!! I have a devious plan. Bwahahaha. 😁☮️❤️🙏🏻
I imagine you do!
@@dattani53 underrated comment
Vector Equilibrium Not the only one with a plan. Just wait and see what I do.
i would purchase a book (more of a dossier) of his that would compile all of his words in every essays videos into a collection. everything about this channel is so philosophical and inspiring :')
A wake up call, and we all need one of those now and again and inspirational, in it's own way. Well done !
7:08 I am an airline pilot, and I'll have you know I make a damn good cappuccino. :)
@Donald Trump You may not like Donald Trump, but he is spitting facts right here
@GenericGamer no.227 Ofc you're. jk, you're remarkable.
With that level of expertise, you might make it into the next video 200 years from now
@some guy FUCK OFF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ANYWAY?
niiiiiiiiiiiiice
Break me down just to build me up, exactly what i needed.
Hello torb?
Yoi should join the military. They're pros at that.
have a 666th like
That's some metamodernism you got for yourself
break me down like one of your french girls
I think this is my all time favorite video on youtube. Thank you exurb1a :)
I come back to this every couple weeks
“It is possible, to commit no mistakes, and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”
"Savor the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste when it is fresh from the vine, but don't live too long. The taste turns bitter ... after a time."
"You either die a hero...or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Captain Picard? :)
@@carltrotter7622 yes trekkie.
Next Generation vibes
This video _stepped on my toes_ and then _gave me a hug._ *Im not sure how to feel*
They all do that, mate. They all do.
And no one knows how to feel. May god help us all.
Cade Bowman sour patch?
Feel hugged.
welcom to exurb1a
Vanished should make the “Feel”, or people dont Think.
thanks. just lost to a writing competition and it hurt me real bad. felt like i wasn’t capable enough to write. This vid helped me a lot!!! Thanks 😁
it has become my life goal to meet exurb1a in person. idk if you’ll ever read this Alex, but you have saved my life. i truly wish the best for you, and hope you keep making videos like this (and in general). they have become commonplace for me, and this video (along with many others) has changed the way i think about life and the challenges we must go through.
Idk why i wrote so much, but I just wanted to say thank you.
I am not Alex, yet I wish you all the best in your future... I wish you happieness!
MOM THE DEPRESSION TURTLE IS MAKING FUN OF ME... oh wait never mind he’s being quite inspirational NEVER MIND MOM
> the depression turtle
I have never laughed so hard at 3 words
E-Turtles are ruining my life
@@somanathdash8143 insult me like you hate me but you inpire me :)
@@t0xic.lxv3r insults are the best way to inspire isn't
Jk
@@t0xic.lxv3r I just realize you are saying the lyrics
No one's talking about how they're not feeling the usual existential crisis that comes after an exurb1a video?
I will say, it was a pleasant surprise that i felt motivated and relieved, that someone could formulate and help me reflect on some thoughts of similar content, after watching the video.
Thank you, i didn't know i needed this.
Existential crisis is such an overused trope these days that I don't feel it anymore
Just gonna second this
Jacob Rixen He’s been much more positive in his later videos
@@jorenbaplu5100 Definitely an overused term
Yes
seen this one probably 4 times, but every time it comes on I still listen. Epic.
Whenever I have anxiety about making my art I watch this video , thanks for making this video exurb1a
Give cats fishies. Always.
Best advice I've heard all day.
Get off the internet, cattinton!
Cat tip. Tuna is a cat’s favourite fish to eat.
Star Citizen 890J one time my cat ate so much tuna she was sick ... it was a sad day
ruclips.net/video/7d16CpWp-ok/видео.html This video gave me the chills. The most profound answer I’ve ever gotten to probably the most pondered upon question of meaning in this life .
LMAO
Me: *looks at notification*
"You will never do anything remarkable"
Me: *sighs* "okay..."
🤣
Oh, Britain!
Me: *Watches video for 10.6̅ minutes*
“Now sod off and be remarkable please”
Me: *Looks at recommended videos* “Eh, maybe just _one_ more...”
You really do make the best content Iv ever seen. Bless to be able to watch your videos.
Coming back every once on a while. Still such a great video,wow
my new favorite quote:
"If the fuckers give you lined paper, write the other way!"
Cave Johnson vibes
"The cynics will be as readily forgotten as your failures will be too"❤
TheRazzaManazza do artillery only
@@d.b9046 what
Except Yahtzee Crowshaw
This was informative, entertaining and inspiring, all at the same time.
Really appreciate the video!
I don't know how many times I've watched this but it always inspires me! Thanks!
Intro of almost every exurb1a video
“This is the duke of Portland and he was a bit of a wackjob”
Sometimes you find that RUclips channel where you get to binge all the videos at once. A real gem.
On phase two you'll be viewing the videos again according to the type of motivation you need. This is like a drug.
@@Guilopes99 Honestly though yeah
Amazing please another 10-20 min video this is my favorite channel now