Cassie Cage Takes No One Seriously

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  • Опубликовано: 24 окт 2024

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  • @zmpjacksoncomics2077
    @zmpjacksoncomics2077 3 года назад +839

    You missed one
    Cassie:can I say it pls
    Scorpion:only if you wish to suffer
    Cassie:GET OVER HERE!

  • @Vladik-0930
    @Vladik-0930 3 года назад +522

    Whenever Cassie and Frost are interacting, I always find their conversations amusing af.

    • @kingkai_7129
      @kingkai_7129 3 года назад +21

      Is it the Elsa references?

    • @Vladik-0930
      @Vladik-0930 3 года назад +12

      @@kingkai_7129 Yeah. I find that one hilarious.

    • @willstanback1137
      @willstanback1137 3 года назад +7

      Chris D Cassie: Hey there Elsa what's up!

    • @Vladik-0930
      @Vladik-0930 3 года назад +6

      @@willstanback1137 Frost: " Ugh, why does everyone call me that!?"

    • @lythronax8439
      @lythronax8439 3 года назад +5

      @@Vladik-0930 Cassie: “Oh Honey, let me help you”

  • @YEYawson8376
    @YEYawson8376 3 года назад +323

    "Cassie the Shinnok slayer"
    Somehow like a parody of Shark Tale's Oscar the shark slayer.
    Cassie's wit is unmatched.

  • @1269RedJester
    @1269RedJester 3 года назад +131

    1:19 Rain: You are not divine.
    Cassie: And yet, your ass is still mine
    A rap lyric and a haiku all rolled up in one.

  • @terrance3218
    @terrance3218 3 года назад +679

    The Elsa crack was spectacular

    • @usernolongeractive
      @usernolongeractive 3 года назад +11

      Yes I watched _Frozen_ and all memes around.

    • @solzero
      @solzero 3 года назад +18

      She wips out her phone and shows the full frozen movie

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 года назад +13

      "Oh honey, let me help you."

    • @joannestealey4482
      @joannestealey4482 2 года назад +2

      I guess frost didn't see the movie frozen

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 2 года назад +5

      @@solzero MK: Altverse
      How it started: ❄🤬❄🔫🔫🤬
      How it ended: 🤪🤪 ❄LET IT GO! LET IT GO...!❄

  • @lewisemery1489
    @lewisemery1489 3 года назад +205

    The og one liner "took a arrow to the knee"

    • @kingdog360
      @kingdog360 3 года назад +11

      I got flashbacks with that one liner

    • @leopardeye1654
      @leopardeye1654 6 месяцев назад +1

      Funniest thing about that is that Khan doesn't get that it's a reference joke at all. Arrow to the knee is quite common where he's from.

  • @lukassmith795
    @lukassmith795 3 года назад +179

    With that laser eye, I'd bet Kano could be a real mean grillin machine if he wanted to.
    Wait... that's just his friendship.

  • @wete_nga
    @wete_nga 3 года назад +176

    2:56 Cassie should have said "Sometimes you just gotta LET IT GO"

  • @Nikolaos0603
    @Nikolaos0603 3 года назад +269

    I always agreed with the Sub-Zero dialogue. If the Lin Kuei aren’t ninjas why dress like one?

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 2 года назад +9

      Ninjas originated from China. Some clans were created by refugees from there a Google says

    • @riokinsey2134
      @riokinsey2134 2 года назад +8

      @@Petaurista13 um...alright. but how exactly does THAT answer why the lin kuei dress like ninjas when they aren't ninjas?

    • @B4RC0D3_YT
      @B4RC0D3_YT 2 года назад +8

      @@Petaurista13 Mostly ninjas originate from Japan.

    • @carolpulma2734
      @carolpulma2734 2 года назад +17

      @@riokinsey2134 Lin Kuei are not Ninjas, they are assassins and often do have similarities because "ninja" which is a slang for Shinobi are more like a brand of assassins. Shinobi originates from Japan while what assassins are dates back to something far more ancient, their popular or official origin are from Persia, coming from the word Hassassin or Hashasin which are devouts of Hasan, also known as the old man on the mountain.

    • @riokinsey2134
      @riokinsey2134 2 года назад +3

      @@carolpulma2734 interesting. Thanks for a thorough, detailed answer.

  • @emtcantaluope1367
    @emtcantaluope1367 2 года назад +266

    it's just so funny watching Cassie literally roast the fuck out everyone, it doesn't even started yet and they like decreased half of health bar

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 2 года назад +4

      Most of the time, her so-called roasts are cringe and don't work. Kung Lao is right, Cassie is not living up the legacy.

    • @2bdaqueen268
      @2bdaqueen268 Год назад +3

      @@tiaaaron3278 ​​⁠ that’s rich coming from Kung Lao of all people. At Least Cassie actually saved earthrealm.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 Год назад +3

      @@2bdaqueen268 Hey, it's not Kung Lao's fault he doesn't have Main Character plot armour. At least he has a legacy. Cassie is just a knockoff who came out of nowhere and pretends she was a big deal. Terrible non-character.

    • @2bdaqueen268
      @2bdaqueen268 Год назад +4

      @@tiaaaron3278 his legacy is that he’ll never be as strong or be as valuable to the team as Liu kang

  • @Coolguy43084
    @Coolguy43084 3 года назад +67

    1:07
    Cassie cage: Can't took a arrow to the knee
    Every Skyrim fan: wait what

  • @solarr7937
    @solarr7937 3 года назад +57

    “Oh honey, let me help you.”
    Poor Frost.

  • @llSuperSnivyll
    @llSuperSnivyll 2 года назад +69

    2:47 I want to imagine that D'vorah spent months thinking of a comeback line.

    • @MavTheGamingWolfo
      @MavTheGamingWolfo 2 года назад +5

      Technically a few years if we’re talking how long its been from MKX being released to MK11

  • @greenseagull9611
    @greenseagull9611 2 года назад +34

    After their last encounter, D'vorah took time to reflect and learn what a windshield was.

  • @altair658
    @altair658 3 года назад +74

    3:01 lost chance of saying oh honey, let it go

  • @Manudyne
    @Manudyne 3 года назад +41

    "Ding dong the bitch is back"
    This is fucking phenomenal.

  • @nijadbahnam9859
    @nijadbahnam9859 3 года назад +36

    Love the Skyrim Notion " arrow to the knee".

  • @akaricamacho2205
    @akaricamacho2205 3 года назад +141

    Thats Johnys daughter in a nutshell

    • @usernolongeractive
      @usernolongeractive 3 года назад +11

      And a Cage don’t offend with anything, we have a stainless steel shield. 😎

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 2 года назад +3

      Everybody from underworld: by Elder Gods, there are two of them now.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 месяца назад

      Meanwhile her mom sees her as a sister and not a daughter... XD

  • @sharpshooter13ify
    @sharpshooter13ify 3 года назад +40

    Can’t, took an arrow to the knee.
    I will suffer no excuses!
    I’ve always loved how Shao Kahn basically knew the damage that injury caused but simply didn’t care…also Skyrim

  • @leirelarrakoetxea5747
    @leirelarrakoetxea5747 3 года назад +41

    The title should be Cassie being her father's daughter

  • @derrickhaggard
    @derrickhaggard 3 года назад +54

    Rain has no right to complain about Cassie's ego when he's got the biggest ego in the entire roster he's even more egotistical then Shao Kahn.

    • @nestorsifuentesaguirre2722
      @nestorsifuentesaguirre2722 2 года назад

      And eviler than most kombatants, but eviler than Mister j?

    • @DuskSunDawn
      @DuskSunDawn 2 года назад +1

      But Rain isn't a baby who is obsssesed with selfies and eat bumblegum.
      Cassie Cage is ewwwww

  • @WaterFlame957
    @WaterFlame957 3 года назад +23

    "No, I'm the king of Hell."
    "And I'm queen shit of fuck mountain."
    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @therealminime0005
    @therealminime0005 3 года назад +27

    Kabal: "Think your fast?"
    Cassie: "I think your BUTT ugly"
    🤣😅

  • @pz6103
    @pz6103 3 года назад +31

    Cassie is like jhomny. The funniest 1 to me is when she says 'ur ass is still mine.' to rain.

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 3 года назад +25

    2:09 Even Cassie knows Frost has terrible one-liners

  • @mr.friknob715
    @mr.friknob715 3 года назад +75

    1:18 LOL IM OK
    Rain: you are not mine
    Cassie: but your bitch is still mine
    LOL IM SO DIED

    • @safwanshuhaib9968
      @safwanshuhaib9968 2 года назад +5

      Bruh he said you are not Devine

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter 2 года назад +8

      @@safwanshuhaib9968 yeah this guy was high AF or something.

    • @God-zv6ys
      @God-zv6ys 2 года назад +5

      @@MerlinTheCommenter That’s what happens when you dance with Queen Shit of Fuck Mountain.

  • @thaismagalhaes5928
    @thaismagalhaes5928 Год назад +7

    2:17 she literally killed Shinnok, I think that really makes her live up to her family's legacy.

  • @JaaronBrice
    @JaaronBrice 3 года назад +54

    2:53 This One kills bugs.

    • @usernolongeractive
      @usernolongeractive 3 года назад +6

      Call the exterminator... oh wait a minute, I’m the exterminator! 😎

    • @JaaronBrice
      @JaaronBrice 3 года назад

      @@usernolongeractive That's right!

    • @rarity2299
      @rarity2299 3 года назад +1

      @@usernolongeractive But you aren't The Terminator.

    • @usernolongeractive
      @usernolongeractive 3 года назад +2

      @@rarity2299 But that doesn’t takes out me the credit to kick her ass.

    • @Blood-Kain
      @Blood-Kain 3 года назад +1

      How many immortals can a Cage defeat?

  • @ruta_VA
    @ruta_VA 3 года назад +39

    kabal got done the dirtiest

    • @usernolongeractive
      @usernolongeractive 3 года назад +7

      Pffff his burned skin is disgusting.

    • @ellaivy6567
      @ellaivy6567 3 года назад

      well….she isn’t wrong

    • @vinsmokesanji5830
      @vinsmokesanji5830 3 года назад +1

      @@usernolongeractive blame kintaro for it, not kabal

    • @usernolongeractive
      @usernolongeractive 3 года назад +2

      @@vinsmokesanji5830 His skin looks like a leather seat, but as you say, blame Kintaro

    • @vinsmokesanji5830
      @vinsmokesanji5830 3 года назад +1

      @@usernolongeractive kintaro was the one who set him on fire so...

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 3 года назад +7

    “Can’t, took an arrow to the knee”
    Whiterun Guard: Ah yes, I remember that, Shao Kahn wished to recruit me for his Outworld army, but I couldn’t, I was unable to fight in frequent wars due to my wound, and as such I remained in Skyrim

  • @AlastorAltruistGaming
    @AlastorAltruistGaming 3 года назад +6

    “Can’t; took an arrow to the knee.”
    So, I see Cassie’s heard of Skyrim!

    • @leopardeye1654
      @leopardeye1654 6 месяцев назад

      Funniest thing is khan obviously hasn't and thinks she's making a genuine excuse.

  • @janvincentlanuza7555
    @janvincentlanuza7555 3 года назад +21

    2:17 Kung Lao perfectly countered Cassie's snark though.

    • @vixarxge8208
      @vixarxge8208 3 года назад +7

      Not really she did kill shinok I’d say that’s impressive 😅

    • @DuskSunDawn
      @DuskSunDawn 2 года назад

      Yes, she is an insuffrable child...too obssesed with selfies, bumblegum, fast food...She is everything wrong with modern people.

  • @colincrotty3479
    @colincrotty3479 3 года назад +9

    1:42 Han Solo be like :

  • @viceregaldust3191
    @viceregaldust3191 Год назад +4

    Kabal: Think you're fast?
    Cassie: I think you're butt-ugly.
    STAAAAAAAWWWWWWP!!!!!XDXDXDXDXDXD

  • @usernolongeractive
    @usernolongeractive 3 года назад +7

    What’s up? **POP**

  • @cryptosporidium1375
    @cryptosporidium1375 2 года назад +3

    I guess Cassie and Takeda took it to the next level with the "arrow in the knee" quip.

  • @fatalwaffle1715
    @fatalwaffle1715 3 года назад +20

    AWESOME VIDEO!

  • @PharaohofCulture
    @PharaohofCulture 3 года назад +6

    Bruh, Cassie is actually peak video game girl!

  • @julianndickerson3104
    @julianndickerson3104 3 года назад +6

    ThAt JuSt HuRtFuL cAgE

  • @tunch90
    @tunch90 3 года назад +3

    Nobody:…
    Cassie Cage: 🥤

  • @ari6722
    @ari6722 2 года назад +4

    ✨I'm queen shit of fuck mountain ✨

  • @mariusprime31
    @mariusprime31 3 года назад +3

    took an arrow to the knee ... (skyrim reference) i LOVE that one !

  • @danny50117
    @danny50117 3 года назад +6

    Cassie Cage: Ding dong the bitch is back
    Sindel: Who is this insufferable child
    Cassie Cage: Cassie the shinnok slayer

  • @hypernel1798
    @hypernel1798 3 года назад +3

    I cannot believe Cassie made a reference to skyrim

  • @AnkhAnanku
    @AnkhAnanku Год назад +1

    1:50 How Andrew Lloyd Whatever of you…
    Underrated cut imho

  • @animehashira1315
    @animehashira1315 2 года назад +3

    The ending was spectacular 😂

  • @jarrentaylor4757
    @jarrentaylor4757 3 года назад +3

    Solid Skyrim allusion.

  • @tankeyuan7582
    @tankeyuan7582 3 года назад +16

    0:14 HAHAHAHA

  • @phoenixair11
    @phoenixair11 3 года назад +3

    2:50 that exact line was said in mkx story mode after defeating d'vorah.

  • @antondavis9386
    @antondavis9386 2 года назад +1

    DAMN SHE CALLED FROST ELSA

  • @captainvanghn
    @captainvanghn 3 года назад +1

    " hey there Elsa"
    Oof size large

  • @jaelynnwatt6602
    @jaelynnwatt6602 Год назад +2

    0:30 Cassie Cage: Where's the ninja convention? Sub Zero: The Lin Kuei are Not ninjas. Cassie Cage: So why dress like one? Me: Thank you finally someone who understands we're thinking about when we see the Lin Kuei's outfit Lol!🤣😆

    • @JjButterfly
      @JjButterfly 3 месяца назад

      0:22 Actual timestamp

  • @elsamianfrank2433
    @elsamianfrank2433 Год назад

    Cassie:Hey Elsa!
    Frost:UGH WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME THAT!?!?

  • @channelsold3236
    @channelsold3236 5 месяцев назад +1

    cassie cage= roast queen 👸 🔥

  • @kasenng3861
    @kasenng3861 2 года назад

    Cassie should’ve responded to Elsa with
    “Oh honey, let it go”

  • @DJPurpleOne17
    @DJPurpleOne17 3 года назад +5

    2:35-2:41 I'm dead 💀🤣, hahahahhahaha 🤣😂

  • @jupiterquake8541
    @jupiterquake8541 2 года назад

    It's times like these I wish you could lol like RUclips vids. That Elsa crack gave me a chuckle.

  • @connorreeve9922
    @connorreeve9922 Год назад

    Not the Skyrim reference!!!!! Also “shinnok is my bitch” I love her 😂

  • @godofbloxs
    @godofbloxs 3 года назад +7

    2:56 *"When Cassie Meets Elsa in Frozen"*
    Frost: don't call me Elsa, dummy.

  • @Who-sy2cc
    @Who-sy2cc 3 года назад +1

    “Im Queen Shit Of Fuck Mountain“ ❤️‍🔥

  • @user-po3iq4vb6h
    @user-po3iq4vb6h Год назад

    Cassie: Can't. Took an arrow to the knee
    😂😂😂

  • @bab2thebone1
    @bab2thebone1 3 года назад +2

    Cassie cage reminds me of Deadpool 😂

  • @officialbrownie7930
    @officialbrownie7930 3 года назад +1

    "Ding Dong The Bitch Is Back"

  • @dieselprime5386
    @dieselprime5386 2 года назад

    Like Father, Like Daughter

  • @betriz_07
    @betriz_07 2 года назад

    The last one is great 😂

  • @evie5375
    @evie5375 2 года назад

    god i love cassie cage so much

  • @Sourneller
    @Sourneller Год назад

    Last one got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @haythemsalemm2570
    @haythemsalemm2570 2 года назад

    I can't I took an arrow to the knee

  • @xXNikeSGameRXx
    @xXNikeSGameRXx 3 года назад +44

    Imagine getting a heart from GamelutioN

  • @philipgunter3717
    @philipgunter3717 3 года назад +2

    Kabal is hurting

  • @ringsofblayze4026
    @ringsofblayze4026 2 года назад

    She's so Johnny but so much like Sonya also😂😂😂mouths just reckless.

  • @flamingtp4947
    @flamingtp4947 2 года назад

    A 300 and a skyrim reference in one sentence.

  • @DragoZ252
    @DragoZ252 3 года назад

    She gets it from her father Johnny Boi

  • @kingjoshua6282
    @kingjoshua6282 3 года назад

    She called her Elsa

  • @blurryburrnn6
    @blurryburrnn6 3 года назад

    The roast

  • @ellaivy6567
    @ellaivy6567 3 года назад +3

    cassie is my favourite tbh:)

  • @jhhehhshh
    @jhhehhshh 2 года назад

    I was ready to fight for Sheeva because of that thumbnail. "Girl Crush" is acceptable tho.

  • @Petaurista13
    @Petaurista13 2 года назад

    2:56 ...and it was beginning of the beautiful friendship started with a girls' movie night

  • @earth8515
    @earth8515 3 года назад +6

    I’d have a big ass ego if I defeated a god.

    • @bigisabot5865
      @bigisabot5865 3 года назад +2

      Literally

    • @sharifbrown3567
      @sharifbrown3567 3 года назад +1

      @@bigisabot5865 how strong was the God? Planet Buster or anything like that?

    • @Cherrypick2363
      @Cherrypick2363 2 года назад +1

      @@sharifbrown3567 He's the Literal Embodiment of Death and Darkness in the Mortal Kombat Universe Bro.... But Cassie defeating a Fucking Elder God is just Purely Unrealistic (Even by Fictional Universe and Character Standards) Stankass Bullshit if you ask me Bro....🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @sharifbrown3567
      @sharifbrown3567 2 года назад +1

      @@Cherrypick2363 dang.

    • @God-zv6ys
      @God-zv6ys 2 года назад

      @@sharifbrown3567 She is Queen Shit of Fuck Mountain after all.

  • @chillybeans541
    @chillybeans541 2 года назад

    She has Johnny Personality

  • @eliaszszczepaniak6486
    @eliaszszczepaniak6486 Год назад +1

    DJ Cassie Cage

  • @rogeriomendon2005
    @rogeriomendon2005 2 месяца назад

    Molly McGee in Mortal Kombat what the heck

  • @emily-tm3dz
    @emily-tm3dz Год назад

    1:20 yes she is johnny cage's daughter 😂

  • @MerlinTheCommenter
    @MerlinTheCommenter 2 года назад

    "ppfft I SeT mY oWn StAndArdS"
    Cope. 🤣

  • @NeonRacer73
    @NeonRacer73 2 года назад

    she is soo her dad!!!

  • @deeppurplefan9648
    @deeppurplefan9648 Год назад

    0:07 I'm surprised no one has pointed out the Buffy reference. She even sounds like her and have similar personality.

  • @sleepyismine7988
    @sleepyismine7988 3 года назад +3

    1:27🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JF59122
    @JF59122 10 месяцев назад

    Cassie is so adorable ❤

  • @cosmiclegend5050
    @cosmiclegend5050 2 года назад +1

    2:42 My favorite

  • @imagoner1511
    @imagoner1511 3 года назад +2

    Damn Kabal Felt What Cassie Said Well it is true that Kabal is ugly

  • @kirillassasin
    @kirillassasin 2 года назад

    Kabal: 😢

  • @robertbusselmaier
    @robertbusselmaier Год назад +1

    👏👏👏👏👏👏
    Cassie Cage is the greatest character of all time.

  • @joannestealey4482
    @joannestealey4482 2 года назад

    Ha ha ha throw another shrimp on the barbie

  • @Vampire_Serana_of_Volkihar
    @Vampire_Serana_of_Volkihar 2 года назад

    So Cassie travelled to the province of Tamriel? I am imagining her in combat with mudcrabs.

  • @thyruz.2114
    @thyruz.2114 3 года назад +2

    Oh honey let me help u why they u call u elsa

    • @usernolongeractive
      @usernolongeractive 3 года назад +2

      Yes I watched _Frozen_ and that Elsa roast frozen Frost. 😎

  • @JustanotherIvy
    @JustanotherIvy 2 года назад

    1:27 Cassie- that’s kinda sussy of you

  • @oddish4352
    @oddish4352 2 года назад

    Cassie might not be King S*** of F*** Mountain, but she's definitely the Queen of Snark.

  • @cbxvk0
    @cbxvk0 3 года назад +2

    NICE

  • @moonlitpacific
    @moonlitpacific 2 года назад

    I LOVE HER

  • @HugeHaloFanboy
    @HugeHaloFanboy 2 года назад +1

    I think Cassie cage is the same girl from the freak on a leash video