During my playthrough, I hired Audrey JUST to run between the liquor, the corner store, and the sex shop, paying her 2 dollars an hour to be an errand girl. Sweet, sweet justice...
+Queen Bitch KaNoMiko That's kinda counter-productive since she's addicted to both cigarettes and liquor. I use one of the three starter girls, usually.
Every time I see Jesse play a management game, I think "is this what he was like with his esports team?" I think he may have scarred those poor guys for life!
+me2olive Yeah, those poor guys were never the same after Jesse got them hooked on coke and forced them to have "private meetings" with businessmen at sleazy hotels.
+LastSider If I lived in the US and it wouldn't cost me like 100 pounds to send it then I'd craft that shiz for him out of clay and glaze that shit think with blue shininess and glory suiting to an ejaculating penis.
19:02 As someone who 'has' done sex work. It's still stressful. There's concerns on performance, people skimping on payments, getting caught by someone who 'dissaproves.' I would have killed for a spa in my hometown XD
DerSchmuseTigger You have to consider this: a Cam show pays just as much as escorting, escorting is only better because it only takes 1 hr, if you have to go shopping every time before you escort, you might as well not escort at all. I guess it's only really worth it once you have a different girl just for constantly buying stuff while you high lvl girl work for the money but it sounds like it'd take a long time for that to be really worth it.
+Sneezefox Jessy is great at selling these games to me since he's so bad, I just need to play it and do what I think is the correct play. Got 76k first try and 143k second try.
I've got the Diamond Ejaculating Dick! :D You have to use the Promos. Investing in Advertising and hoarding money to buy thoses promos. The more you buy it, the more fans you can reap from it! It's pretty broken! :D ADVERTISE LIKE SHAMELSS WHORES!
YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL ON SERIES OF DIS! Dude this is the first time I've watched a video a hour and 30 minutes on and watched the whole way through without stopping!
I'm screaming 40 minutes in and he hasn't bought the upgrade that would literally double his profits, or even the inventory upgrade THAT THE GAME TOLD HIM TO BUY. JEEESSSSEEEEE!!!
madhippy3 If you a part that can keep connecting to itself then you can mass print the one design instead of making new parts, you just need a top part, a middle part that can keep fitting into the previous ones and the base, if it keeps falling apart then use superglue or something.
madhippy3 Basically plan to make a cross section that can fit into the other side of itself. I'd send you models as I'm a 3D modeller but I'm not sure I want to attempt to make a model like that.
HunieCam Studio would've been a stellar mobile game, but as a PC and Mac release it's kinda lacking in content and is way too repetitive. Here's hoping they'll actually make a proper HuniePop 2.
When I first saw this game I've thought that this game won't be as much fun to play as HuniePop because of the different artwork... But here I am, 281k high score and 4 wardrobe tokens away to buying all of the wardrobes... Game doesn't have nudity but who cares, it's fun to play...
Like, I get this is a nonsense game, but it still bugs me that Jesse took so long to invest in productivity, and kept ignoring it, when it's probably one of the more important upgrades.
+Joy Burrows Yeah, this feels like a huge step down in entertainment quality while increasing the complexity. I think they've lost track of their audience.
+Joy Burrows I like the art and it suits the game type, this was a cheap little spin off game they wanted to make, like it literally costs like what? A fiver? They said hunie pop 2 if they make it would go back to the normal style.
So the ladys from the first game figured out that their "boyfriend" cheated each of 'em with like ten other women which made them so mentally unstable and distrusting in the world that they lost their job, or never even got one, and left them no choice but to go into the sex industry, always having the fading and futile hope that they one day would wake up to their old life, forgetting that horrible nightmare of guys drooling over them day after day. Great!
Someone needs to 3-d print Jesse that trophy and call it "The Raging Diamond Cutter" but that's just my opinion. Love the vids and keep up the good work!
Menuki Choose different stars to act in the film to raise different values, select shot types, props, and locations, choose the fetish type, manage a studio...Guys...Someone do this.
Here a guide to get easy platinum: Method: First get 1 cam 1 photo and 1 errand girl (training base on their field). Later add another photo girl that have the same trait with the cam girl then pray to RNJesus to get another cam girl that have the same traits with the Photos. These steps lasted around from turns 1-10ish, remember to keep the formation of 2 supports for every 1 cam girl. Around turn 10-15 you should check your fan, begin to buy promo, and raise the music note of the most popular girl. after day 15 you should not train anymore girl because it too slow to get the full benefit. by the end all of your girls should be cam girl with max music note and the mean of getting fans is through promo. P.S. The errand in early game should focus on finding the anti-wine/cigarette for late game (btw max inventory space ), try to get all 8 slots before day 10, and upgrade the "collecting money per click" because you will make so much money that you cant possibly collected all of it without alot of upgrade. Explanation: the money build is the only viable way to reach 100k of fans in 21 days due to the fact that the highest a girl can earn fans through photo is around 125ish. While there is no ceiling for a girl to make money since it base on her popularity. Promos can earn up to 90K of fans per day while a photo build can only earn roughly 15k ish? my last run i got around 180k of fans :D
I like the idea that you can 'Speed up' stress-relaxation... I like to think it as the manager going "RELAX FASTER! FASTER! GET THAT STRESS OUT NOW ALREADY!"
+JCRich001 No, it just proves that you're a nerd that somehow is developing strategies for parody, just for fun, &/or softcore porn games. Welcome to the club.
I want to see someone mod this game so that, instead of cam girls, you're managing Twitch/RUclips streamers who look suspiciously like Jesse, Dodger, TB, and so on.
XD Just throw in the whole Polaris family. I'm sure some people have a thing for Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Tobuscus, the Yogscast guys, UberHaxorNova, Jontron, or anyone in between.
"Back in my day, we came FOR FREE!!"
@Jesse Cox 2016
"People will just come to her"
Yup, thats generally the plan, Jesse.
magnificent
+WeAreGRID No it ain't, she gotta milk em for money
+Bloodstainer woosh
+WeAreGRID whoosh
During my playthrough, I hired Audrey JUST to run between the liquor, the corner store, and the sex shop, paying her 2 dollars an hour to be an errand girl. Sweet, sweet justice...
I wish I could like this comment a million times. Fuck Audrey, man.
+Saecchirabu But if thats what you wanted, wouldnt you send her to the motel?
+Michael Burke There's a limit to cruelty
+Queen Bitch KaNoMiko That's kinda counter-productive since she's addicted to both cigarettes and liquor. I use one of the three starter girls, usually.
"That sleazy motel looks a lot like my apartment complex."
And so, everything was made clear.
+Morec0 i guess we could say it hit a bit too close to home for Jesse.
+Morec0 tfw you spend so much time in a brothel, you call it your appartment. i'm sure the rent is horrendous! ^^
1:08:44 I am literally screaming my head off, JESSE BUY DRINKS AND CIGARETTES!!!
+Louise Yarnall You need to calm down.
+Louise Yarnall No, yell louder. Trust me, it'll work.
Eject NO IT DOESN'T HE FORGOT AGAIN AFTERWARDS
I for one vote on
"I'm not saying I wouldn't bang a brat" - Jesse Cox
for best out-of-context quote of the year.
And I came here to make the same comment!
+Pika Sayan i kinda liked ''i finally found a whale, and he gave me gonorrhea''
"Now i can buy anal"
"Jesse was a little guy with big problems, like everyone else in this god damn cam industry"
HandOverTheAmulet they found him dead in a dadger ben
"I'm not saying I wouldn't bang a brat" - Jesse Cox 2016
+J158n I was hoping someone would quote this omg
Jesse likes girls with humongous heads confirmed
"back in my day, we came for free!"- Jesse Cox 2016
"That's why I done have pants on" you and me both Jesse
"Back in my day we came for free" - Jesse Cox 2016
That's another great quote for the tombstone.
Every time I see Jesse play a management game, I think "is this what he was like with his esports team?" I think he may have scarred those poor guys for life!
+me2olive
Yeah, those poor guys were never the same after Jesse got them hooked on coke and forced them to have "private meetings" with businessmen at sleazy hotels.
Learning way too much about Jesse when watching this.
should have used Crendors Ho's money ho's song at the end of this one Jesse
Man, Buy Us For Boobs™ Studios really fell on hard times after the Games Console crash.
+smartalec2001 Yet it stayed true to it's branding, you've gotta admire that.
#IWantToMakeMyOwnPornStudioDotNetSlashBackslash
It's 3am and I'm watching Jesse get hype over a cam-studio management game talking about certain fetishes. Also fingerblasting.
This is my life now.
12:20
Someone craft Jesse that diamond Trophy!
I want to see it on the next podcast!
+LastSider Will try to find some spare time to sculpt some dildo trophies :D
+LastSider
If I lived in the US and it wouldn't cost me like 100 pounds to send it then I'd craft that shiz for him out of clay and glaze that shit think with blue shininess and glory suiting to an ejaculating penis.
Yeah, I was thinking about using my university faculties , but I guess they will look down on that kind of sculptures xd
INTRODUCING Steller Lotus, the power of the other flower MANAGED by the BIG J-CoXXX Bam instant CASH Jesse
"All my fetishes payed off"
~Jesse Cox 2016
one pack of cigs an hour... they will die before they turn 20
About the same amount Audrey Belrose smoked as a college student~!(in the original game)
"what do you have to be stressed about" JESSY YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING THESE GIRLS 24/7 for LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE
+altoid345b have you seen the tips some of them bitches get? hundreds of dollars
42:30 A jab at DeviantArt, nice. That's gotta sting xD
I'm not saying you have to make a series on this game and call it "The Road to Diamond Cox", but you should.
Jokes on you Jesse!, I don't have a disposable income... Wait a minute..
I'm waiting for a male version of this game. Just to balance the Universe.
+Alexandru Ionescu Hunkiepop! I know there was a parody video of it at one point
Don't feel too bad, Jesse. Gold is actually softer than bronze. :3c
Lmfao, this is amazing, Jesse!
Took Jesse 13 min to forget train girls, 20 min to forget to buy drinks and cigs.
Supposed he remembered it that long...
well, now we need a full playthrough of this one!
+Daniel García Road to diamond dick
This WAS a full playthrough :P Nothing happens after the first 21 days.
+Daniel García There you go, the video is all the content there is.
that's quitter talk! No wonder nobody listen to you two
someone get on remixing "chubby thick asses with glasses" 48:27
I can just hear Archer shouting phrasing this entire vid.
+bellender Jones Do you want memes? Because that's how you get memes.
+bellender Jones Are we still doing that?
MatthijsMessias How else are gonna stay in the Zone of Danger, Lana?
+PlebNC Lana? Lana! Lana. Lanaaa. Lanaaaaa. LAAAANAAAAAAA!
Argarck WHAT?!
19:02 As someone who 'has' done sex work. It's still stressful. There's concerns on performance, people skimping on payments, getting caught by someone who 'dissaproves.'
I would have killed for a spa in my hometown XD
+Jacob Carmine As expected from a Slaaneshi heretic!
I can't believe I watched that whole thing in one sitting.
I have not laughed this hard in a while, thank you Jesse.
I swear, i never screamed as much "invest MONEY" as with any other video of Jesse
So funny that Jesse saw a Condom with "immune to STD" and was ah well.. and never, ever bought it :)
+DerSchmuseTigger I think it's because it's one time use only, makes it kind of a waste of a shopping trip
Beggar ah.. but it looks like 50:50 on the STD.. so not that useless..
DerSchmuseTigger
You have to consider this: a Cam show pays just as much as escorting, escorting is only better because it only takes 1 hr, if you have to go shopping every time before you escort, you might as well not escort at all.
I guess it's only really worth it once you have a different girl just for constantly buying stuff while you high lvl girl work for the money but it sounds like it'd take a long time for that to be really worth it.
+DerSchmuseTigger It's one-time use, so it ends up being just barely better than camming, since you have to shop and then do the escorting.
***** right, ok. But then escorting seems pointless or Jesse is the most unlucky dude on the planet.
I want this game more than I expected
Same
I bought it lol almost got the gold dick
+Sneezefox Jessy is great at selling these games to me since he's so bad, I just need to play it and do what I think is the correct play.
Got 76k first try and 143k second try.
I've got the Diamond Ejaculating Dick! :D
You have to use the Promos. Investing in Advertising and hoarding money to buy thoses promos. The more you buy it, the more fans you can reap from it! It's pretty broken! :D ADVERTISE LIKE SHAMELSS WHORES!
This could literally be named female twitch streamer simulator and be the exact same game.
+REBELLlOUS heheh... that's funny.
I remember seeing on Twitter that Toasterwoman got +200,000 points at the end.
The most shameful diamond trophy.
*Jesse recruits Sarah*
I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
Oh my god. Jesse. This is hilarious. More please.
I assume this game is Jesse training for his future career...
+Stroper his career as an evil pimp in the apocalypse?
+markhodges12 Immorten Joe. You mean Jesse is going to be Immorten Joe
+markhodges12 Buford T. Pimpington.
Word on the street is, that Jesse also played HuniePop.
jesse my mom can only hear the audio and she is cracking up. You have a new fan.
My mom would be mad
+Elevendy Seven why is she a feminazi?
YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL ON SERIES OF DIS! Dude this is the first time I've watched a video a hour and 30 minutes on and watched the whole way through without stopping!
don't be silly, protect your willy.
Dont risk it wrap your biscuit
can this please be a three parter? I died laughing so many times while watching this thanks for making my day Jesse!
we need a path to the diamond cox
... so this how Jesse made a fortune for Buy Us For Boobs
"Get back to work. I need you working!" - Pimp Jesse, 1:34:00
Gotta say, Jesse, you're scary when you're pimping. Such a slave-driver haha.
3 days without Witcher...must...find...sustenance.
1:43 - Aaand the best wingman ever is baaack!!!
I like that game a lot more than would like to admit...
I need more of this in my life!
BEST COOKIE CLICKER
"How the bottom bitches have fallen"
Somehow poetic.
"That's what you get went you watch Jessie. Tissues and cigarettes and gannaria."
Prefect.
I'm screaming 40 minutes in and he hasn't bought the upgrade that would literally double his profits, or even the inventory upgrade THAT THE GAME TOLD HIM TO BUY. JEEESSSSEEEEE!!!
+ValenteConsello Yeah atleast could have gotten Inventory
"I mean... that's why I don't have pants on, but alright." I laughed so hard my head hurts. xD
I'm in 3D printing club at school but I don't think that the teacher will let me print a diamond dick statue.
+Juicalicious Niblets Print it in stages and don't let people catch onto what you are doing, then you can send it and say it is size adjustable.
madhippy3 If you a part that can keep connecting to itself then you can mass print the one design instead of making new parts, you just need a top part, a middle part that can keep fitting into the previous ones and the base, if it keeps falling apart then use superglue or something.
madhippy3 Basically plan to make a cross section that can fit into the other side of itself.
I'd send you models as I'm a 3D modeller but I'm not sure I want to attempt to make a model like that.
How much must I pay you?
Jesse Cox: King Of The Pimps
Your Parents must be so proud
i don't skip the Fan Friday's intro anymore.
Jesus, bless whoever voiced Naida...
HunieCam Studio would've been a stellar mobile game, but as a PC and Mac release it's kinda lacking in content and is way too repetitive. Here's hoping they'll actually make a proper HuniePop 2.
+Avakadoman I actually think this game is pretty relaxing. I play it with a podcast in the background or something.
+Avakadoman stellar is a strong word
Jason last name here You're right, I should've included the word "relatively" in there somewhere.
"I don't know that I trust Tiffany, I need to see some ID" ...had me in tears :D
It's worth putting up with the bullshit in these games just to watch Jesse take the piss xD
Stardew Valley next! You know you want it. (it could even be a series)
When I first saw this game I've thought that this game won't be as much fun to play as HuniePop because of the different artwork... But here I am, 281k high score and 4 wardrobe tokens away to buying all of the wardrobes...
Game doesn't have nudity but who cares, it's fun to play...
Like, I get this is a nonsense game, but it still bugs me that Jesse took so long to invest in productivity, and kept ignoring it, when it's probably one of the more important upgrades.
+viziroth Ì literally yelled at my screen "INVEST YOU SILLY!"
I was ready to facepalm when he was in debt every single night, and then bought the anal promo, when he hadn't even unlocked inventory.
"Not saying I wouldn't bag a brat" -Jesse, Before he goes to court for child rape accusations
+Blue Dead Angels Hey rape and kidnapping can be two different things. Another quote for my tombstone
One of the starting girls who cost $1 an hour would make a great go-fer.
can we just point out this is an hour and a half? i think jesse might like this game xD
less than five minutes into this hour and 40 min playthrough and i am laughing my ass off. i love this whole damn franchise sfm
I feel like he should punctuate all of his sentences by "giggity" XD
Never stop playing Hunie games Jesse, they are the best and so are you at them
HuniePop was my guilty pleasure... what happened to that hunie-art?? Daww...
+Joy Burrows Yeah, this feels like a huge step down in entertainment quality while increasing the complexity. I think they've lost track of their audience.
+Joy Burrows The artist got a job drawing T-34-chan.
about37ninjas I don't even know what that is.
+Joy Burrows I like the art and it suits the game type, this was a cheap little spin off game they wanted to make, like it literally costs like what? A fiver? They said hunie pop 2 if they make it would go back to the normal style.
Loopholes loopy Oh that's cool thanks for the info, didn't know
Every time Jesse says: YEAH YEAH, i crack up. Never gets old.
Did Twitch really ban this? I've seen more smut in an episode of Powerpuff Girls.
Notably there's also more smut in games twitch hasn't banned
+Magmafrost13 Yup ban this but hey GTA? no problem
+Drake Sigar There is less sex and boobs in this game than HuniePop funnily enough
+Drake Sigar And Twitch just unbanned Senran Kagura: Estival Versus too. The finishers in that are straight up SJW nightmare fuel!
Omg, back in Huniepop Beli was my waifu, when Jesse gave her syphilis I was legitimately on the verge of tears.
+Demitrium There there, its okay. Its not the same Beli, this Beli is "off the wagon"
So the ladys from the first game figured out that their "boyfriend" cheated each of 'em with like ten other women which made them so mentally unstable and distrusting in the world that they lost their job, or never even got one, and left them no choice but to go into the sex industry, always having the fading and futile hope that they one day would wake up to their old life, forgetting that horrible nightmare of guys drooling over them day after day.
Great!
Okay...I can't be the only one who is overly entertained by the intro of this Fan Friday video...can I? I have listened to it like ten times... xD
This man was a teacher.
I haven't stopped laughing. Oh, Jesse, what have you done? LOL!
is it bad i w ant to see more of this from Jesse
+HITTMAN123445 no
Wow Jesse...these games make me feel creepy enough as it is...you manage to make it even creepier.
I hate this art style with a passion
+Fluffy Bunny completely disaagree
+Tina Whitaker I am willing to debate you on this pool of lava.
+Sasha B. From my perspective it is this art style that is evil.
+Sasha B. Now, if I may show you my PowerPoint
+Fluffy Bunny Yeah, HuniePop artstyle was better imo.
Someone needs to 3-d print Jesse that trophy and call it "The Raging Diamond Cutter" but that's just my opinion. Love the vids and keep up the good work!
Fuck, I kind of want this game because it reminds me of game dev tycoon.
Porn dev tycoon?
+Menuki XD
Menuki Choose different stars to act in the film to raise different values, select shot types, props, and locations, choose the fetish type, manage a studio...Guys...Someone do this.
Back in my day, we came for free! - Jesse Cox 2016 10/10 would laugh again.
I literally just came here from chaturbate... I don't know how to feel.
Jesse, that was so cool. Please try to go for Diamond next. Or, gradually work your way up to it somehow.
Here a guide to get easy platinum:
Method:
First get 1 cam 1 photo and 1 errand girl (training base on their field). Later add another photo girl that have the same trait with the cam girl then pray to RNJesus to get another cam girl that have the same traits with the Photos. These steps lasted around from turns 1-10ish, remember to keep the formation of 2 supports for every 1 cam girl. Around turn 10-15 you should check your fan, begin to buy promo, and raise the music note of the most popular girl. after day 15 you should not train anymore girl because it too slow to get the full benefit. by the end all of your girls should be cam girl with max music note and the mean of getting fans is through promo.
P.S. The errand in early game should focus on finding the anti-wine/cigarette for late game (btw max inventory space ), try to get all 8 slots before day 10, and upgrade the "collecting money per click" because you will make so much money that you cant possibly collected all of it without alot of upgrade.
Explanation:
the money build is the only viable way to reach 100k of fans in 21 days due to the fact that the highest a girl can earn fans through photo is around 125ish. While there is no ceiling for a girl to make money since it base on her popularity. Promos can earn up to 90K of fans per day while a photo build can only earn roughly 15k ish?
my last run i got around 180k of fans :D
I like the idea that you can 'Speed up' stress-relaxation... I like to think it as the manager going "RELAX FASTER! FASTER! GET THAT STRESS OUT NOW ALREADY!"
Hilarious fucking intro. Jesse Gold.
Thanks for this very full playthrough, Jesse. It didn't look like a very fun game. And I LOVED Huniepop 1.
Is it bad that I got sucked into the strategy and stat management of this game? I mean, I feel like I shouldn't be getting this deep into this game...
+JCRich001 No, it just proves that you're a nerd that somehow is developing strategies for parody, just for fun, &/or softcore porn games. Welcome to the club.
truly, mankind has journeyed long [and hard] for this moment in time, and so here we are today, a milestone of present future
I want to see someone mod this game so that, instead of cam girls, you're managing Twitch/RUclips streamers who look suspiciously like Jesse, Dodger, TB, and so on.
XD Just throw in the whole Polaris family. I'm sure some people have a thing for Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Tobuscus, the Yogscast guys, UberHaxorNova, Jontron, or anyone in between.
+Geoffrey Peterson YES!
Best. Fan Friday. Ever. This is outrageous.