Yesss, the white furniture is the first thing I noticed. When I was younger there was always that one room in the house me and my brother knew to never go in... white furniture, fine china, ect.
Western parent talk to their kid when they do somthing wrong : "don't do that honey, it's wrong" Asian parent : "let's give this kid to our neighbour instead"
In India adults play with colours. Throw colours on others adults too. The festival is called Holi-festival of colors. It's coming on April or March ending
Man, now I wish I had taken pictures of my little sister when she was a baby. She was famous in our family for eating mac and cheese with her hands, and then running her cheesy hands through her hair. It was almost expected at times for some family member to shout, "How did you get cheese in your hair again?"
The cocoa one reminded me of the story my mom always tells about my little brother and I sneaking away downstairs while she was cleaning the bathroom (we were supposed to be helping, but I bet anyone who's had more than one small child knows how easy it is for them to wander off when you turn your back for two seconds) and she found us a few minutes later and the cocoa mix was all over the floor and we were feeding it to my dog. Oops.
I don't have pics but my twins and my daughter made flour angels by pouring a bag of flower on the floor and lying on it to make the angels. We don't have much snow in Arizona. Another day, my daughter made pea soup by pouring dish washing soap in a bowl of frozen peas!
These add to the long list of why I don't want or will never have kids 😂too much stress and effort. People said I would change my mind, but I certainly haven't since ten years ago when I last said it so :p. Don't need noisy, messy thins in my life. Just peace and quiet will do me just fine 👌🏻
One time I thought it would be hilarious to chuck my Auntie's catalogues down from her attic Another time I peeled off all the stickers from my mums wedding gift which were purposely there
"Why would you want a pet? Animals are so dirty!" Really Peanut Gallery?? Really?? Further proof children are magical creatures. That last photo's chaos took all of 30 seconds. That did not take a week Ellen! Mommy blinked and that happened. "How did you do that??? I blinked!!!" * kid grins with pride like IT with a fresh kill*
This is the reason to have kids! Those little moments in which they make you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts or kiss you on the cheek or when u cuddle with them and remember all the mischievous things they did this morning and love them even more :)
+Habiba Khan reasons to not have kids: - sleep - travel - able to enjoy eating at restaurants without minions screaming - having money to spend on whatever i want - not having to worry about them getting pregnant or knocking up - dont have to worry about markers or crayons on the wall - dont have to change diapers - my nice collectibles wont be destroyed the list goes on and on
no but for real, how long was the child left alone in that last picture for the situation to escalate so much?... I dont have children, im a dog owner and i still cant understand HOW! ...
The first girl who wanted to bake a cake actually didn’t need to bake a cake , she knew her little was already sweet like a cake but was missing the chocolate so just added the chocolate icing lol
My nephew once got a hold of a tub of sudocream I reentered the room and it was everywhere, all over the walls, the floors, the bedsheets and on my nephew 😂
Развлечения
Silence is golden, but when you have kids then silence is just suspicious
SO TRUE, I have a child, I know!!!
"u need a good paint remover and an exorcist" Oh Ellen lol!
It's TRUE!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
@@tanyapeavoy5885 lol
those parents are courageous, to have small kids and white furniture =D
Or dumb
Yesss, the white furniture is the first thing I noticed. When I was younger there was always that one room in the house me and my brother knew to never go in... white furniture, fine china, ect.
that's the first thing I noticed was the couch I was like ohhhh mmmyyy goooddd
lol totally
Live life dangerously...
"I don't have grandkids either"
"I also don't have pillows that you can zip open"
😂😂😂
1:52 when you’ve been in Corona Virus quarantine and your bored:
Welp. xD
When me as a kid did stuffs like this, my mom slapped me to factory reset.
Indian parents are swag 😂👍
🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
underrated comment 💀💀
😭😂😂
WHEN KIDS DO SOMETHING WRONG
WESTERN PARENTS : HEY GIVE ME THE CAMERA
ASIAN PARENTS : GIVE ME MY SLIPPERS
True
😁😁😁
Africans you get 5 slaps on The back
So glad I don’t live in Asia
Isma ali....getting one right now
I died when "Trouble" played in the background 😂
"I Knew You Were Trouble"
Ellen "you leave your children alone for one week" and look 😂😂
That shade was perfect 🤣
I love her
I was looking for someone commenting that
Literally 😂
Western parent talk to their kid when they do somthing wrong : "don't do that honey, it's wrong"
Asian parent : "let's give this kid to our neighbour instead"
Omg.. 😂😂😂
So true🤣🤣
@Charis Lynch i know not all parents are perfect, it's just a joke. Im sure wherever it is, asia or america, all parents are the same.
So true! My dad always that he should have planted a coconut tree instead of giving birth to me! He thinks I'm useless 😑
"You leave your kids alone for one week"😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I don't really need much convincing not to have kids but this definitely solidifies my decision.
yup
One cat! One dog and boom!
Really
Imagine if your parents had the same feeling
Once upon a time u were a kid raise with love
She touches our hearts! She has what it takes ! Affection, honesty, funny, and is carring ! Plus, loves to help or give prices! I love her show!
In India adults play with colours. Throw colours on others adults too.
The festival is called Holi-festival of colors. It's coming on April or March ending
1:31 Attack on titan season 2 is looking good
Anime Nerd Yeah haha😂😂
Anime Nerd 😂😂😂😂
Totally
Anime Nerd all good
Hhahahaha this is good
Man, now I wish I had taken pictures of my little sister when she was a baby. She was famous in our family for eating mac and cheese with her hands, and then running her cheesy hands through her hair. It was almost expected at times for some family member to shout, "How did you get cheese in your hair again?"
The cocoa one reminded me of the story my mom always tells about my little brother and I sneaking away downstairs while she was cleaning the bathroom (we were supposed to be helping, but I bet anyone who's had more than one small child knows how easy it is for them to wander off when you turn your back for two seconds) and she found us a few minutes later and the cocoa mix was all over the floor and we were feeding it to my dog. Oops.
XD
Rachel Rosell ha!
Rachel Rosell omg chocolate can be fatal to dogs! I'm guessing he was OK or this wouldn't be a cute little RUclips anecdote...
She was fine haha :)
Rachel Rosell once when I was smaller I was walking on a slip'n slide and kept falling at the SAME PLACE
Ellen I love your show. You have a heart of gold. You are so wonderful helping others
You have Good heart M Ellen I appreciate you!. God bless you 🙏 .from California
Taylor's song in beginning made my day!!🖤
I love this segment
Hears Biersack
First thought: Andy
Second thought: wow I am insane....time to see who is to in the comments
All these Andy comments are making my heart perk up
+Maggie McCauslin same
That one emo gamer love your youtube name also xD
+Maggie McCauslin thanks
IKR
This segment of your show always makes me feel so much better. Hehe.
the coco pic was my favorite. siblings can be rotten sometimes lol
I knew you were trouble when you walked in ❤️❤️ Taylor:3
*shows pic of smiling kid*
me: why I don't have kids
they're terrifying
Your photo ❤❤
I wish these were longer! Love you ellen
The intro of course 😂😂😂... I knew you were trouble when you walked in
That’s a shame🤣🤣🤣especially the Cocoa baby
“Omg that’s not ok” ..... I’m dying loool
I love watching her everyday i watch her everyday after school and before school
It's best to watch this again and again 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I know who Taylor's talking about when she says "trouble " in the lyric.
I don't have to live my twin boys for a week only a couple minutes is enough to destroy the whole house!!!
The cocoa baby’s eyes are so beautiful 😭❤️
I totally love this segment!
Has Ellen seen the baby covered in peanut butter.
when i saw the baby had cocoa on the body i was singing am in love with the cocoa
I love every moment being a mom...Ellen..thumps up to all moms and dads.
I don't have pics but my twins and my daughter made flour angels by pouring a bag of flower on the floor and lying on it to make the angels. We don't have much snow in Arizona. Another day, my daughter made pea soup by pouring dish washing soap in a bowl of frozen peas!
the first one did look kinda cute 😍
when she said beirsack I lost it.
same
I love these segments ❤🤣
Nice 👍 bowls Hahahaha so very funny 😂 good evening 🌆 Ellen and Portia
These add to the long list of why I don't want or will never have kids 😂too much stress and effort. People said I would change my mind, but I certainly haven't since ten years ago when I last said it so :p. Don't need noisy, messy thins in my life. Just peace and quiet will do me just fine 👌🏻
The first one got me😂😂😂😂
I love how all of these parents, instead of immediately cleaning up, just take a picture first.
❣❣I love you and your shows ❣❣
The first baby be like " Im in love with the cocoa " X3
Isn't that actually the reason to have kids? These little moments...
I prefer cats
+angel2901 NOPE -_-
+Madina Tash
don't be like that man. having kids is a self decision
JakeyStar 2014 what man?
+angel2901 Fuck no.
me and my brothers and sisters...and parents LOVE LOVE LOVE your show
As someone from Methuen MA seeing Ellen making sure that is how you say it before starting the segment made me laugh.
May God bless every mother's 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
One time I thought it would be hilarious to chuck my Auntie's catalogues down from her attic
Another time I peeled off all the stickers from my mums wedding gift which were purposely there
there's always that one laugh that is louder than everyone and I LOVE IT i always laugh more because of that xD
That first one was too cute!
y does this make me wanna have kids even more 😂
I HEARD THE LAST NAME BIERSACK THERE IS A BVB FAN
+Hello I'm Horizon literally me
Hello
Hi there! ^_^
hi
black veil bride? ?
"The rest is history" Lol
I had the biggest smile on my face when trouble played
Whenever it’s to quiet you have a right to be suspicious.....
1:15
"Why would you want a pet? Animals are so dirty!" Really Peanut Gallery?? Really?? Further proof children are magical creatures. That last photo's chaos took all of 30 seconds. That did not take a week Ellen! Mommy blinked and that happened. "How did you do that??? I blinked!!!" * kid grins with pride like IT with a fresh kill*
Or my personal favorite. Go to clean the bathroom...why are there toddler size hand prints on the ceiling!!!? It's a vaulted ceiling! How!? Just how!?
sarina76667 my thoughts exactly!! That could happen just going to the bathroom!!
I love how "I knew you were trouble" was playing at the beginning.... Perfect song 😂😂😂
This Is The Best Why I Dont Have Kids Video Ever
I would not have the patience for any of this, those kids would be on the doorstep of a random house by the end of the day Lol JK
Can't have kids would love to have these moments....
The coco part tho😂😂
That babies eyes are so blue😍😍
How many of you are watching this segment in 2019. Hit thumps
Vesource 2020
I totally remember these kind of days😂
Me too!
Susan Behring Luv my kids but I don’t miss these days😩😳😂
@@danaglover6801 , me either.
Susan Behring I just laugh at him! Lol
@@danaglover6801 , those were the good times Dana!
This is the reason to have kids! Those little moments in which they make you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts or kiss you on the cheek or when u cuddle with them and remember all the mischievous things they did this morning and love them even more :)
+Habiba Khan
reasons to not have kids:
- sleep
- travel
- able to enjoy eating at restaurants without minions screaming
- having money to spend on whatever i want
- not having to worry about them getting pregnant or knocking up
- dont have to worry about markers or crayons on the wall
- dont have to change diapers
- my nice collectibles wont be destroyed
the list goes on and on
Joey Chuu Hahahahahahahah :P Well u are right too :)
That color foundation really made her eye color pop 😊 what brand was that cocoa 😂
Somebody..in 2018???
2019؟
Priya Yadav what is you’re question
No, 2020
Here's some paint mummy is going to come back!
Great segment
Reason why I want kids!❤❤Those little rascals are too cute for words.
I'm I the only one in love with Ellen
Maybe because I’m so attentive but my daughter never did any of this to me. I’ve been so lucky to have her. 🥰🥰🥰
no but for real, how long was the child left alone in that last picture for the situation to escalate so much?... I dont have children, im a dog owner and i still cant understand HOW! ...
But isn't that actually the reason to have kids!
Anyway I enjoyed laughing !! Love for Ellen 😚
This is good birth control!
It's impossible to watch just one ellen's video
*1:09* So this is why my mom says I can't have a bean bag chair for my room.
The first girl who wanted to bake a cake actually didn’t need to bake a cake , she knew her little was already sweet like a cake but was missing the chocolate so just added the chocolate icing lol
My daughter colored all her fingernails with my sharpie, declaring them “designer chick nails”
kitty62862 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"you leave your kids alone for one week"🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
I watch your show everyday
My nephew once got a hold of a tub of sudocream I reentered the room and it was everywhere, all over the walls, the floors, the bedsheets and on my nephew 😂
Watching in 2019😅
What is the title of the song in the beginning?
I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift
Darude sandstorm
Trouble - Taylor Swift
Lafantasia P. Mann its i knew you were trouble
Nora SH R u living under a rock?
Omg these are Soo cute
Was drinking tea while watching this, I was choking and laughing at the same time :/
Stranger things watchers: „Oh my gosh the magnets fell down“ 😳
Definitely want to have kids. I swear!
These pictures always make me smile and laugh :D
I love you ellen I watch you every day and every night one day I hope to be on the show because you're so cool and talented
This makes me not want to have kids either
Jesus christ how long was that last child left alone for? That is some serious damage.
Loool
The song have to say
I KNOW YOU WERE TROBLE WHEN YOU CAME OUT
Omg that cocoa baby lol