Alex Swings Oscar Sings! - Miss Kiss Kiss Bang (Germany) Live 2009 Eurovision Song Contest

Alex Swings Oscar Sings! represented Germany at the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest in Moscow with the song Miss Kiss Kiss Bang

[@BeatrizLM]

His trousers are brighter than my future...

[@KirillTerentyev]

Than everyone’s future

[@cloud_dollie4556]

🤣😂I love that

[@iamwatchingu5286]

So sad for u

[@kaW3_4]

Same

[@s3rg10sup3r]

666 likes 💀

[@aleksanderpagels288]

No one:
Germany: *PLEASE WELCOME DITA VON TEESE*

[@studiedport5]

No one:
Germany in 2000: Ladies and gentelmen, please put your foxy hands together, for the sensational, supersack of german television, STEFAN RAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!! OH MY GOD! HES REAL, YAHOOO. HE SAID HE WOULD GO TO AMERICA, AND IF HE COULDNT MAKE IT THERE, HE WOULD NEVER COME BACK TO GERMANY, AND HES HERE TONIGHT!!
(yes ik im almost a year late on this comment but i just had to get that out of my system)

[@suides4810]

@@studiedport5 its "patsche hands" i believe

[@hukuk2004]

I still can't believe this is only one year before Lena.

[@lsta8088]

I KNOW! It feels like a complete different era. ESC seemed to be at an all-time low in Germany and suddenly became so popular due to Lena. EVERYONE was following her win in 2010 and the event in 2011. But they did so well to completely ruin it again in the last years.

[@dummydummy5724]

I guess Germany’s in a Limbo system right now

[@user-ne1xy3mh4n]

It is better than Lena's

[@mongolidp]

this song is 10x better than Lena imo

[@fox08403]

@@mongolidp No imp

[@1anna1]

I love the song and Dita looks absolutely amazing, but her appearance is the most random thing in this song.

[@aleccopile]

It was unnecessary to hire her. Her performance wasn't particularly exciting, and it's always bad to give money to a star who has to pretend to wear a national color. That's calculated. Nobody is buying it.

[@veronicafernandez4435]

Yes i true

[@rudoskudos4047]

- how shiny do you want ro have your pants
- yes

[@basilm]

dita von teese slayed the performance

[@basilm]

Adrian Laska ???

[@stucpeed]

+BASIL i know this song off by heart is that bad

[@ESCEra13]

+BASIL he's been spamming all the vids with sub requests.

[@basilm]

Basil Harriet Rathbone yes I saw that.. btw you've got a nice name :D

[@ESCEra13]

BASIL Ayyy so do you

[@yoni393]

Guilty pleasure.

[@evilcitizen9504]

couldn't agree more :)

[@davidarnold5271]

yoni393 yep

[@ievaradvilezalyte6028]

Not guilty at all for me! One of the best German entries ever.

[@johnmike8890]

Exactly!

[@br3menPT]

@@ievaradvilezalyte6028 this was a very funny entry full of erotic approach..but far away of being one of the best german entries ever

[@christina6402]

Maybe i am crazy but i like this song very much.

[@anthosss]

ilovedima me too💕

[@christina6402]

Eurovision_girl 7👏 I am happy that i am not the only one who find it great.He made a pretty good job.

[@anthosss]

ilovedima my favourite German entry 😂

[@nekonoyuki]

Me too

[@LATINASTYLEx3]

I Love it 😍😍

[@MusicCharms]

Came for Dita Von Teese. Stayed for Dita Von Teese. She SLAYED.

[@CubicCreeper7914]

I actually really like this song, it's so catchy, imo deserved higher than 20th

[@SimHarrison]

Does anyone else think Dita looks like a Looney Tunes character here? XD

[@MorliHolect]

Betty Boop

[@amandaeklund8136]

Or Snow White :-)

[@MichiThomaso]

Yeah 😅

[@Luigia_official]

2009: We did an amazing show - 20th Place
2010: We sent a girl and she just moved a bit to the rhythm - 1st Place

[@ufuksnmez98]

If you won this year inatead of 2010, I wouldn't have been sad. This isn tot because Turkey came 2nd in 2010. I prefer another country to win in 2010 even if Turkey had to 2nd

[@Luigia_official]

@@ufuksnmez98 Actually, Turkey's song was my favorite in 2010 and Germany's was for me on the 12th place because there were much stronger entries, some of them were eliminated in the Semi Final's, but Germany did something in the marketing for the contest in 2010, something that is missing nowadays because we don't give any effort on selecting our entries. And even if I think that our song in 2009 was one of our better entries in the 2000s, this is just average. And you can't save an average entry with an amazing show. You see it for three minutes and you'll forget it.

[@perisdahl569]

@@ufuksnmez98 This had Dita von Teese, it got all my votes tbh, and I am from Norway. I will take Dita over Rybak any day. (bring on the downvotes)

[@aleksanderpagels288]

Agree so much!

[@Luigia_official]

​@@perisdahl569 Unfortunately the Televote from Norway was cancelled in 2009 by a technical problem. But the Jury in Norway gave 6 Points to us. The Televote would have downgraded it for sure.

[@DentalFlan]

This is my winner of 2009, I have no regret yet

[@officialcartoon9301]

Same LoL

[@kate_wn]

This is one of the best songs we’ve ever sent, you can’t change my mind

[@marsov3]

I don't understand why this should be a guilty pleasure. Why should I feel guilty for loving this? The 20th place was so freaking unfair, this was one of my favourite songs in that Eurovision ❤️

[@wa6488]

IT'S SO UNDERRATED

[@kotya674]

the most underrated song on eurovision

[@fefossss]

Have u ever listened Turkey 1975?

[@sergeyyak]

Totally agree with you!

[@benhawkes2752]

I remember I was 8 when this was aired, when dita von tease came onto the stage my mum told me to turn away from the TV, it was both mortifying and hilarious.

[@Domilie4ever]

lmaoo same!

[@nick3805]

She was on Stage for the whole Performance through...

[@az929292]

We in Denmark gave this 7 points. It's very catchy :P

[@aleksanderpagels288]

Det blev jeg sgu lidt overrasket over, men er glad for at se at det danske folk også var til noget lidt anderledes og, ahem, vulgært :D

[@az929292]

Alexander Petersen
Haha, sandt. Og det var briterne tilsyneladende også 😛

[@aleksanderpagels288]

Yep, også 7 points derfra. Så er der længere mellem snapsene hvad angår det tyske bidrag i år :D

[@az929292]

Alexander Petersen
Jeps 😉

[@davidarnold5271]

az929292 my country UK 🇬🇧 also gave this 7 points

[@goeko2000]

everything about this performance is peak 2000s. love it

[@causethereisalightguidingmyway]

They were trying to go for the aesthetics of the 1920s tho...

[@pilardavg]

Am I the only one who absolutely adores this song?

[@causethereisalightguidingmyway]

No I don't think so

[@casperrabbit7254]

I remember the fact they invited Dita von Teese to their performance made the news here in the UK 😂 How time flies!

[@Bryanbro]

I love this song Its so funky

[@ruibento7045]

I didn't know anything about swing this is cool

[@suayatay5447]

It's almost 2021 now and I still love this song. DAMMNN THIS SONG IS SO GOODDDDDD

[@renissimogermany8922]

What I really like about this is not necessarily the stripper but it's the fact that Germany really put on a show. Dancers, pyro and stuff. I think that's what we're lacking the last years. We're sending good songs and strong singers but we don't care about the visualization. People vote with their ears AND with their eyes. Lena and Roman Lob have shown that you don't need a spectacular show. But since our performances have been modest and small for the last couple of years, I think it's time for some great show again.

[@Schnipp08]

Und trotzdem nur der 20. Platz damals ;)

[@yodel7781]

Yeah, that's why I'm glad we have Jendrik this year, the song and performance has everything a song needs!

[@jermuhh3359]

Dita is not a stripper. She is a burlesque performer. The form of Burlesque Dita does is more about tease and sensuality rather than showing a nude body.

[@denizozturk1299]

@@Schnipp08 as a i turk i think this performance was very underrated

[@harrytmm]

I'm going to say it, This is the second best song germany have ever sent to Eurovision behind 1982

[@benjaminblackburn7715]

The real winner of Eurovision Song Contest 2009

[@anjar.2910]

Now now let's not go that far with Alexander rybak being there in 2009 lol

[@Blood_Rose_GR]

I'm a simple girl... I see Dita von Teese, I like!

[@dolgijoze]

i thought you are a male

[@v1635]

Same

[@me25ow90]

The fact that he's gay makes the whole thing even better

[@ren09rn]

Wow. It's like Ricky Martin all over again!

[@kaunas888]

One of the best performances in a GREAT year for Eurovision!

[@an0n340]

I really like this song :D

[@stucpeed]

same

[@rubenohanyan4813]

avtoner

[@Piaapo]

Same, I feel like this song has aged well

[@independenttortilla5771]

So catchy

[@maxisx21]

me too

[@dolgijoze]

Dita Von Teese, really beatiful lady

[@user-bt8fl5ek7r]

Its been 14 years but still its one of my favorites)

[@leojones9375]

i'm still listen nice performance and nice song 12 points from Turkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GabrielMorcar]

Dita 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@julianramz6055]

He is kinda hot

[@KALIMAindia]

Kinda? He is sooooo damn hot XD them abs!

[@legaciestr]

Julian Råmz gay

[@MrBurkistan]

Wow the competition really was fierce in 2009, there were so many strong entries!

[@alexbrown8900]

Ikr?

[@ciarakhasanova7404]

The best song and performance in Eurovision!!!

[@Aleksandr017]

2020 and I'm rocking this song! Love this timeless cabaret style sound mixed with contemporary beats! 🎶🎙

[@Isolde.rebecca]

this was my sexual awakening...

[@alivlker]

If he released this song today, probably it'd be hit. I think this one was one of the strong song in 2009

[@dzastin0713]

Imagine him hanging out with the boys from Ireland 2023

[@userjfjI3VN1VCRJGRMVRSJMC]

imagine kids with their parents watching eurovision at 2009:

[@summerflower]

Still love this song... 7 years later:D
Thank you SO much for uploading.

[@kaW3_4]

Biggest quality pleasure

[@callumbriton4227]

So random, who paid for Dita Von Teese, to fly out to Russia where it was hosted and be on tv for a grand total of 50 seconds???

[@Seschat]

The German taxpayers (TV fee).

[@ianashw9751]

Best silver pants EVER

[@sammedm.2962]

This went from guilty pleasure to best song ever! And Dita Von Teese...Goood ☻

[@user-lx5ln4tg8k]

Даааа! Сейчас так никто не выступит. Эх, были времена...

[@henryriley4958]

I actually loved this! I can think the only reason it didn’t do well is probably because Germany went for a staging that’s too rich and maybe it was just too ahead of it’s time.
I mean they bought Dita Von Teese to Eurovision which none of us saw coming I don’t think. Anyway I loved this. One of Germany’s stronger entries in the last few decades 👏🏻🖤

[@irinaweber7655]

ШЕДЕВР ❤❤❤❤❤

[@hermajestyqueenelizabeththeii]

Always have some place in top for such guilty pleasures ;)

[@Alejandro1346]

This performance was memorable xD I love it!

[@CristianAstaizaBeltran]

Is sooo good 😜

[@eurovisiopedia]

Oh my guilty pleasure 😂💞🇩🇪

[@ronyramdan]

Germany did very WELL with Dita Von Teese this year. I LOVE IT

[@elvisalanbay7443]

My guilty pleasure

[@WikiCap]

This was my favourite entry that year. Still love this song!

[@tatyanas9]

One of my favourite German entries!

[@sergeyyak]

An exceptional song and performance! Thank you Alex and your team! You did the best. Omg

[@benjaminblackburn7715]

One of the best German entry in Eurovision

[@3urovisiononly363]

No one:
Me: "Ooh baby just BURN BURN BURN!!" 🔥

[@pixieendeavours394]

I liked this song back then and I still do.

[@2589jrod]

I want his pants where do you find them?

[@7llininthedream]

still one of my Eurovision favourites

[@Monster-ws5qs]

suddenly this song comes up in my head at 02:10 am 😭

[@DentalFlan]

Omg I relate so much haha 😅

[@fmthisbadbitch]

Hits different when you find out he's gay😳😍

[@aligrbzer]

I dont know why i love this so much

[@metehanakgul904]

Aynen la

[@PierroHyaplo]

^^

[@abrahansaezsanchez9191]

Simpática y divertida canción.

[@soraninja]

I loved this in 2009 when I first saw this on EV and I love it today in 2023! This deserved a better result!

[@noelmcmahon3407]

I love this masterpiece and it should have won the Eurovision song contest and I love his outfit

[@theKaiser330]

I love how in the on scene of the crowd you just see a large group of red flags swinging and no other flag

[@mirceaonea570]

Underatted!!!

[@MrTheZMAI]

We stan the moment DIta von Teese came to Eurovision stage!

[@larryderentstellte2058]

One year later, after that entry, Lena brought the second victory for Germany!!! 😊🎉🏆

[@emilmuller1248]

Von daher ist die Hoffnung gegeben, dass wir nächsten Jahr gewinnen könnten. Nur weil wir dieses Jahr eine schlechte Platzierung hatten, muss das ja nichts heißen. ^^ Dafür brauchen wir aber ein gutes Lied. xD

[@armaggedtothehound5956]

Emil Müller Zu spät (._.
Wir haben ne Titanium Nachmache
Ob sie damit Punkte kriegt?; möglich, aber gut isses trotzdem nicht

[@emilmuller1248]

Armagged to the Hound Ne, eine gute Platzierung werden wir wirklich nicht bekommen :P Naja, vielleicht landen wir mit Glück ja noch vor Spanien, deren Beitrag ist dieses Jahr auch nicht so beliebt :P

[@deno4816]

Armagged to the Hound Der Song ist eigentlich gut, aber da Deutschland zurzeit politisch einen sehr schlechten Ruf hat, werden wir wieder auf den hinteren Plätzen landen. Beim ESC geht es schon lange nicht mehr um das Musikalische, sondern um seine politischen Beziehungen zu anderen Ländern zu stärken ^^

[@emilmuller1248]

itz Deniz Warum sollte Deutschland einen schlechten Ruf haben? Und das Lied ist einfach nur ziemlich 08/15 und überhaupt nichts besonderes, weswegen auch nicht viele dafür voten werden wollen.

[@19932603A]

Should've just sent Dita, even sings better than Oscar. x'D

[@GabrielMorcar]

hahahah agree

[@19932603A]

Bartu Efe Kose DIE + DITA =

[@AlexMoby]

Oskar looks like a little merman in his shiny pants. ^^
Oskar ressemble à un petit triton dans son pantalon brillant. ^^

[@GoodBoy-lv9mn]

AlexMoby looks like Mexican boy

[@nefariousjim]

2009 was such a good euro year

[@Maki-makis]

Love this Song

[@omadadzaga501]

Brilliant performance, it something reminded me of the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" :D

[@Skinnyd4]

This is a solid swing dance song.
Love this!

[@Michalis2m]

That was one fine performance, highly entertaining!

[@vladd896]

Song is neither good nor bad, but singer is such a sweetie) And yes, Dita slayed though she could have more performance then this.

[@anthosss]

Best German entry 😚

[@corpore6799]

yes mine too

[@milenabebek2211]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,ponosi nemacke on i romancic i naravno,moja levinica,moj top 3 za njemacku

[@user-xt3gt7gg9h]

What are you? 1982? 2010?

[@alexbrown8900]

Sofia why do people like 2010?

[@Mystic-qq7tv]

Гарна пісня. Слухаю досі :)

[@mishaandvanitha8771]

I was today years old when I realized that the guy from U96 is playing the piano

[@thanfifa739]

Epic crazyness this one.I remember it like it was yesterday

[@user-ui3ll7tm1w]

Как много красоты!!!

[@tarnen5517]

This song should have won in 2009.

[@maksimilianlinkman5156]

GORGEOUS!

[@tarasmaslov7975]

Must be top-3

[@jonasc.7059]

Uhh I’m obsessed with Dita 😍 glamorous af back then and now!

[@pimpmyimp9611]

wtf wie konnte das nicht übelst durchgehen...

[@c0smicth1ng]

This is such a bop omg and Dita looks amazing too

[@neconeconeco]

1:45 onwards is just glorious, campy, burlesque german perfection

[@neconeconeco]

also just loooooove the cheers from the crowd when Dita takes off her jacket and that over the top cinched corset is revealed

[@gino7lord]

Why did they use dita as a gimmick? They should have her strip ( tame version) on the front of the stage from the begining. She looked so uncomfy. Such a an amazing performer reduced to a gimmick

[@didrikgustafsson2426]

Gino7lord it was planned that she was gonna strip and be naked on stage but ebu forbid it, so the rule that no one can be naked on stage was put in the rule book which is why ivan couldnt be naked and dance with wolfes in 2016 haha

[@daddybossep5920]

Didrik Gustafsson But she would have pasties which is not naked technically

[@didrikgustafsson2426]

Daddy Bossep well u get my point haha

[@Konsker]

love the song

[@user-ni9xb4hj3j]

Nobody:
Germany: "Please welcome Dita Von Teese!! 🤩😎🤓🤯🥳🤪🤪🤪"

[@Ansf20]

Miss Audrey from Snowpiercer 😂❤️❤️

[@7madonna7]

Omg i love this song so much 💝

[@OctoZelda]

Such a funky song. ❤