Florida’s Blind Dating show is a Disaster

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @yeahok8259
    @yeahok8259 Год назад +3506

    They’re not compatible as partners… but as co-stars, they’d be fucking hilarious

    • @cloudysky8268
      @cloudysky8268 Год назад +16

      totally

    • @EastmanEditing
      @EastmanEditing Год назад +21

      Hallmark xmas lineup material

    • @3amAfterlife
      @3amAfterlife Год назад +29

      i think so too, they're so shady with each other

    • @ahlorrawnorowski5885
      @ahlorrawnorowski5885 8 месяцев назад +17

      I feel like they’d be like Trisha Paytas and Ethan, I would watch the shit out of it

    • @2b-coeur
      @2b-coeur 8 месяцев назад +3

      EXACTLY they have *ineffable* energy together. i need a podcast or something

  • @cozyallyson
    @cozyallyson Год назад +23596

    saying your ideal date is dinner with kim jong un is definitely in the top 10 most insane things i've ever heard

    • @carolineburks
      @carolineburks Год назад +169

      One time at work someone said dinner with Elon musk…. She doesn’t work with me anyone 😅

    • @colbunkmust
      @colbunkmust Год назад +209

      @@carolineburks That's a completely understandable pick to make in 2016

    • @koceziurioboly
      @koceziurioboly Год назад +15

      She is probably at Elon's side chicks house already

    • @djsolegit
      @djsolegit Год назад +25

      And she doesn't even pronounce his name right. She said um, like oom

    • @oxyroid
      @oxyroid Год назад +87

      i love her she’s so funny and nobody is picking up that it’s a joke

  • @jerrystonkfeld
    @jerrystonkfeld Год назад +2590

    It seems obvious that they’re both starving for affection from the opposite sex but they’re too afraid to be vulnerable and choose to present themselves as abrasive and offensive in an effort to ward each other off before either one can hurt the other one’s feelings.

  • @L758-z7k
    @L758-z7k Год назад +20338

    This date seems like a competition to see how obnoxious and outrageous they can be

    • @kab9706
      @kab9706 Год назад +361

      Yeah you can tell they screened contestants by who can ham it up and give the worst answers

    • @michaelg7601
      @michaelg7601 Год назад +162

      The exact type of people that flock to Florida.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +62

      So basically Floridians?

    • @-brownbread
      @-brownbread Год назад +41

      I don't see it with the dude, he seemed to try to match her energy

    • @shifa444
      @shifa444 Год назад +6

      the guy won

  • @sleepygirl8005
    @sleepygirl8005 Год назад +6812

    They were both equally off putting in their own special way

    • @jens2049
      @jens2049 Год назад +102

      She is way worse she litetally said she hates men and would laugh in a guys face is he's crying

    • @simaopedro7670
      @simaopedro7670 Год назад +73

      @@jens2049 she's a baddie

    • @outtaspite
      @outtaspite Год назад

      @@simaopedro7670 shes fat

    • @nobodythenobody9779
      @nobodythenobody9779 Год назад +18

      @@jens2049it’s crazy how women just openly say that so much, they tend to be the same people that complain about sexism

    • @alixvs
      @alixvs Год назад

      ​@@jens2049fr, she's disgusting

  • @Aniizya
    @Aniizya Год назад +713

    It’s insane how guys can go from casual talk to horny in .01 seconds

    • @Terribadguy.
      @Terribadguy. 8 месяцев назад +1

      Tell that to the 30 random girls a day that add my snap acting like they want to be friends and then going straight into their OF sub promotion before they can even finish saying "how was your da..."

    • @Ghost-lt4sf
      @Ghost-lt4sf 8 месяцев назад

      @@Terribadguy.👁️👁️👄

    • @grienardus12
      @grienardus12 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Terribadguy.Maybe dont accept them back?

    • @genevataylor2451
      @genevataylor2451 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Terribadguy.Imagine getting mad about women doing the SAME job as men. Imagine getting mad because you have no friends all you get is bot adds from snap. Sorry that she had an opinion. A lot of yall need to open your eyes. When we say men, we don't mean ALL men. PLUS women can do the exact same stuff. And you want to know the sad truth? THIS IS THE REAL LIFE!!! YES!! Men do, do that stuff to women ALL the time. Just because you don't think YOU do, doesn't mean that OTHER PEOPLE don't.
      One more thing, getting offended is pathetic. You could've scrolled past but instead you took your time to write out the most unimportant RUclips comment ANYONE has seen. Getting offended over something that's not directed towards you is very unattractive. So either fix yourself or start accepting those bots back.

    • @milkxv
      @milkxv 8 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@Terribadguy.bro can u not tell between bots??

  • @astermorgue
    @astermorgue Год назад +5003

    dude said his big red flag is not communicating meanwhile he says the way to resolve a big fight is for her to “suck it up” …

    • @ChampionDelta
      @ChampionDelta Год назад +17

      Lmaoo

    • @TheAcenightcreeper
      @TheAcenightcreeper Год назад +22

      Thats the mature thing to do…he just didnt express it properly…moving forward and dont dwell on it…is sucking it up…thats how adult, mature relationships work.

    • @SpectraFlora
      @SpectraFlora Год назад +510

      @@TheAcenightcreeperthe mature thing to do is communicate about it and find conflict resolution.

    • @shilohgoes5544
      @shilohgoes5544 Год назад +210

      @@TheAcenightcreeperno it’s fucking not 😹 that breeds resentment in the long run. You work together to fix the issue.

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates Год назад

      @@shilohgoes5544 Some people don’t hold grudges. For some, forgiving and forgetting is enough. Different strokes for different folks… we are all individuals!

  • @AlyssaMcKay
    @AlyssaMcKay Год назад +8265

    “I don’t have any tattoos because I want to work in the corporate world” “my ideal date is Kim Jong Un” 😀

    • @Hiranworth
      @Hiranworth Год назад +301

      Literally was thinking this no corporate company is gonna hire her after publicly saying she wants to hv dinner with a dictator lmao

    • @MFnMelaroni
      @MFnMelaroni Год назад +100

      😂😂😂 or how he's like "I have a lot of tattoos," homie you got like 7 lol

    • @politespoon9790
      @politespoon9790 Год назад +78

      that line was a good way to NEVER get hired in a corporate job ever

    • @ellie.m25
      @ellie.m25 Год назад +11

      this comment is real, also hi Alyssa!!!

    • @clairem5164
      @clairem5164 Год назад +11

      Hiii alyssa no way u watch cody Ko

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk Год назад +1531

    At first I was like "where on earth do they find people so obnoxious like this?" and then remembered that it's a FLORIDA dating show

    • @jesuisgmd6487
      @jesuisgmd6487 Год назад +66

      Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina tho lol

    • @mackenzieanonick7807
      @mackenzieanonick7807 Год назад +32

      yea it’s not even a florida show it’s based around myrtle beach so it’s like all coastal carolina students

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk Год назад +18

      Oh wait I'm so confused. Yeah the contestants said they're from South Carolina but the title says "Floria's Blind Dating Show" what

    • @mackenzieanonick7807
      @mackenzieanonick7807 Год назад +4

      @@Rose-hh7mk oh hahah yea idk why the title said florida

    • @Luneytoon
      @Luneytoon 10 месяцев назад +1

      THATS WHERE HER ACCENT IS FROM thank you!!

  • @Bayisbetter
    @Bayisbetter Год назад +14593

    This episode is so unhinged, i literally just watched two people who are supposed to be on a date insult eachother and bicker like siblings for 30 minutes

    • @magvs_mæstro216
      @magvs_mæstro216 Год назад +77

      It seemed more like an old married couple

    • @mayalansky
      @mayalansky Год назад +189

      @@magvs_mæstro216what kind of old married couples do you know?

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 Год назад +206

      ​@@magvs_mæstro216the implication with old married couples is usually that they're ultimately fond of each other and these people are not

    • @luvagb
      @luvagb Год назад +13

      you clearly just watched this for 2 mins and then commented to get likes bc ur early bc this didnt happen 💀

    • @luvagb
      @luvagb Год назад +6

      @@mayalanskydid you watch the video? they barely insulted eachother, this person obviously just watched for 5 secs and commented for likes bc shes early, this was uploaded 1 hour ago and she commented this 49 min ago talking about how she watched 30 mins. somethings isnt addin up

  • @jubileehoney3269
    @jubileehoney3269 Год назад +1520

    This was like listening to a conversation between two middle schoolers that just discovered what sex is.

  • @rottingfruit9410
    @rottingfruit9410 Год назад +856

    Wild that she would say these things openly on the internet but not get a tattoo

  • @riz350
    @riz350 Год назад +6231

    She is insufferable and he is childish. They are perfect for each other so that they can be the classic couple that breaks up every other month

    • @tracytru8119
      @tracytru8119 Год назад +34

      r u spying on my life

    • @KickinRocks
      @KickinRocks Год назад +22

      yeah then they'd save each other away from the general population

    • @heavymetalboobies
      @heavymetalboobies 11 месяцев назад +16

      she seems chill af to me

    • @jzwalz51robin45
      @jzwalz51robin45 10 месяцев назад +1

      But she is not hot enough for him...

    • @OatCakes101
      @OatCakes101 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@jzwalz51robin45what lol she's a total smoke show

  • @lindonbridge
    @lindonbridge Год назад +4441

    As a 22 y/o I cannot believe these people are my age and not in high school or something. The obsession with sex and terrible comebacks just SCREAM “I am not old enough to drive”

    • @justsomeonewithbigolegittybity
      @justsomeonewithbigolegittybity Год назад +67

      They are both younger than you

    • @Phil-tn5ny
      @Phil-tn5ny Год назад +22

      Idk man, he seemed pretty dang mature for his age IMO. Good values, knows what he wants, wasn't trying to impress.

    • @matt6223
      @matt6223 Год назад +9

      ​@fernthegreenfairyjust admit you don't have a sense of humor

    • @ctralx00
      @ctralx00 Год назад +95

      any time i hear a guy say he doesnt want his gf to have male friends i feel sick to my stomach it genuinely feels like these guys just dont see women as human beings who can have friends

    • @Capncharlie7
      @Capncharlie7 Год назад +19

      They're not your age the last bit of high-school was online for them and the pandemic stunted their social growth the difference between 19 and 20 is huge even if you don't notice and the difference between 19 and 22 is especially large

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 Год назад +346

    "Since then I've been single as a pringle"
    Cody: And I took that personally

  • @Bayisbetter
    @Bayisbetter Год назад +7652

    I feel like the guy wanted an actual date but after hearing her first answer he just gave up and now they are both arguing

    • @1osimp1
      @1osimp1 Год назад +122

      Holy shit this is your 5th comment

    • @Bayisbetter
      @Bayisbetter Год назад +1

      @@1osimp1 when I was trying to hit the button to post them it wasn’t showing up on my phone that it was working so I made multiple to try and get it to work but it seems like I’m just a like bot now lol

    • @cecimarie7595
      @cecimarie7595 Год назад

      @@1osimp1bro i had to check 😭

    • @jasmim6612
      @jasmim6612 Год назад +15

      @@1osimp1trying to get a comment with thousands of likes

    • @lydiamv21
      @lydiamv21 Год назад +135

      @@1osimp1sometimes you have too many thoughts for one comment hahaha

  • @mayapuri8140
    @mayapuri8140 Год назад +5189

    Cody believing her story about being lost at sea is so awesome

    • @unknown-qw2it
      @unknown-qw2it Год назад +129

      I bet it’s real

    • @douaaiscool2710
      @douaaiscool2710 Год назад +160

      Watch it be real

    • @sukaenacornelius9285
      @sukaenacornelius9285 Год назад +2

      @@unknown-qw2itNah, I swear US chicks all have some overly extreme story. Never trust it. An American chick told my wife that she use to get hit on by OJ Simpson. Thats just one example.

    • @kyon-kyon-
      @kyon-kyon- Год назад +125

      he’s old i think

    • @Dahk
      @Dahk Год назад +257

      Back when Cody was born lying on the internet wasn’t a thing yet, so I can see how he doesn’t understand that’s possible now

  • @slaydie
    @slaydie Год назад +548

    “Do you have daddy issues?”
    “My dad is dead”
    “That explains it”
    ☝🏻😀

    • @imjusteeyore
      @imjusteeyore 9 месяцев назад +2

      the way my jaw dropped

    • @mdam1543
      @mdam1543 8 месяцев назад +6

      That was brutal

  • @iansalzman3672
    @iansalzman3672 Год назад +4623

    How did she spend 3 days lost at sea and STILL couldn’t come up with one interesting thing to say about herself

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 Год назад +640

      Because she needed some time to make that story up.

    • @MsIngPeaces
      @MsIngPeaces Год назад +225

      Definitely didn’t happen

    • @Cloud91738
      @Cloud91738 Год назад +186

      An inflatable pool out in the ocean for 3 days. Suuuuuure 😂.

    • @no.6377
      @no.6377 Год назад +63

      Sometimes the mind just goes *blank* when someone asks you that type of question 😂😂

    • @glowrillaz
      @glowrillaz Год назад +91

      Because she was joking during the question i guess? Idk I thought that was obvious with the way she said it and the way they cut the scene lol.

  • @aghhhhhhhhhhhh
    @aghhhhhhhhhhhh Год назад +2669

    Cody genuinely believing that girl floated off into the Atlantic Ocean for 3 days has me rolling

    • @f1tzsimmons
      @f1tzsimmons Год назад +39

      wait its not real??

    • @loonartms
      @loonartms Год назад +101

      ​@@f1tzsimmonsshe laughed looking like "I just made the funniest fucking joke" no way it is

    • @justsomeonewithbigolegittybity
      @justsomeonewithbigolegittybity Год назад +159

      Dude half the shit she said was a joke and people really are taking her seriously😭😭😭

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 Год назад +8

      ​@claysolivia bless your heart

    • @fakudan
      @fakudan Год назад +15

      Cody was being sarcastic, he didn't actually believe that shit hahaha

  • @mcohen0609
    @mcohen0609 Год назад +586

    cody’s inability to understand people trolling is becoming a consistent theme on this channel

  • @sageherring8622
    @sageherring8622 Год назад +2066

    The girl saying her ideal first date would be WITH Kim Jong-Un instead of talking about where she would go or do is crazy.

    • @nobodythenobody9779
      @nobodythenobody9779 Год назад

      Her “I hate men they ruin everything”
      The comments - “wow she’s so funny and quirky”
      I always suspected comment sections full of women would lean to misandry

    • @Puuws
      @Puuws Год назад +9

      exactly what she is after the edgelord

  • @mr.dr0bot731
    @mr.dr0bot731 Год назад +6045

    That virginity loss story was genuinely insane. She seems like a whole character.

    • @urbancrafttechnologies9204
      @urbancrafttechnologies9204 Год назад +23

      LOL 304

    • @Feeeeefs
      @Feeeeefs Год назад +610

      There’s no way that actually happened lol

    • @whatever3145
      @whatever3145 Год назад

      She said they fucked eachother for warmth. Shes full of shit that did not happen lmao

    • @6lake.
      @6lake. Год назад +11

      Her whole character has been copied from twitter hoes and tiktok thots. Never ending sarcasm, being an asshole for no reason, making up random shit to get a rise - boring.
      It's like we get it, you're massively insecure, but this character you're putting on to hide who you actually are ain't it.

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 Год назад

      @@urbancrafttechnologies9204cring

  • @nicky7738
    @nicky7738 Год назад +122

    “If you can make me laugh, like, my eyes are closed while I’m laughing, so what’s the big deal about what you look like?” A weirdly poignant observation I was not expecting to hear in this video.

  • @beplanking
    @beplanking Год назад +935

    They had the most chemistry of any two people that would probably hate each other I've ever seen

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Год назад +40

      The hate chemistry is elite

  • @parkerirish
    @parkerirish Год назад +4424

    i’m so glad kelsey’s husband decided to start making videos! lowkey a natural!

    • @X_O_R_O1
      @X_O_R_O1 Год назад +24

      💀

    • @festiveguy8434
      @festiveguy8434 Год назад +8

      my favorite youtuber watches cody ko 🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @elmason_
      @elmason_ Год назад

      ​@@festiveguy8434what

    • @julesproot8660
      @julesproot8660 Год назад

      😭😭

    • @nobodythenobody9779
      @nobodythenobody9779 Год назад

      Her - “I hate men they ruin everything”
      The comments - “wow she’s so funny and quirky”
      How is misandry this accepted

  • @morganbrockman4626
    @morganbrockman4626 11 месяцев назад +67

    I can’t tell whether I want them to never talk again or literally spend the rest of their lives together in the aquarium with Kim Jong Un they’re both crazy

  • @kris_kwas
    @kris_kwas Год назад +4864

    This show has to be satire. These arent real people 😭

    • @kab9706
      @kab9706 Год назад +289

      Fr I think they're definitely aspiring actors or aspiring influencers. Their answers were just insane lol

    • @two4328
      @two4328 Год назад +71

      They are definitely actors.

    • @SquidGains
      @SquidGains Год назад +17

      We can hope

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +70

      No they're just typical Floridians

    • @ohreally1997
      @ohreally1997 Год назад +8

      the men are so triggered by this skit tho 😅

  • @SleepySteeze
    @SleepySteeze Год назад +1375

    I won't ever understand the glorification of toxic partners. If you say you're crazy and I shouldn't date you, I won't lol. I want a happy and healthy relationship where my partner has some emotional awareness and kindness. She was a biiig red flag for me personally.

    • @colbycorkum
      @colbycorkum Год назад +35

      You’re so damn right.

    • @amanda-et6pv
      @amanda-et6pv Год назад +25

      I used to think it was funny when I was younger but in my late 20s I'm starting to really agree with this. Don't be crazy be self aware lol

    • @emmagination444
      @emmagination444 Год назад +16

      Agreed they were both major icks

    • @jerrystonkfeld
      @jerrystonkfeld Год назад +28

      Oh yeah. The whole “I want a girl to ruin my life” is crazy unattractive. 🤢 Nah. I just want to be happy, safe and secure actually.

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha Год назад +4

      tbh at least these type of people do tell you and don't hide it lol an easy skip

  • @PotatoDonki
    @PotatoDonki Год назад +99

    "Pringles are in a fuckstack" almost ended me.

  • @TrickyNano
    @TrickyNano Год назад +3064

    Cody has really succumbed to any and all dating shows

  • @TheDragonl_
    @TheDragonl_ Год назад +574

    It's so funny how the dude agreed to the "let's just fuck it out" statement about resolving fights at 11:00 only to say 40 seconds later (11:39) that a big red flag of his is lack of communication.

    • @Becalavelle
      @Becalavelle Год назад +37

      He meant a lack of texts back 😂

    • @TheGinaChan
      @TheGinaChan Год назад

      How is mixing up 'communication' and 'texting back' so much better lmao, he doesn't give a flying ass about the communication@@Ameria3289

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 Год назад

      Cause he’s obsessed with sex clearly

  • @Isnotmat
    @Isnotmat Год назад +212

    This guy heard her say one thing about having makeup sex and just completely took off, I don’t think a single response to a question after that was anything but sexual

    • @h7672
      @h7672 7 месяцев назад +1

      20 year olds 🤦

  • @cc-x3
    @cc-x3 Год назад +580

    They somehow found the 2 worst people to be on a dating show. And I so badly want them to end up together

  • @perry9531
    @perry9531 Год назад +267

    I would like to personally thank Cody for acknowledging that insulting someone during flirting is weird. I've seen a bunch of random people on social media talk about how their flirting style is literally just being a dickhead. Idk how those people are ever gonna find someone real.

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 Год назад +4

      They won't. Why be with someone who thinks it's fun and clever to just... Be rude?

    • @Charlotte-sw1qy
      @Charlotte-sw1qy 10 месяцев назад +2

      Well there’s a difference between being just a jerk and thinking that it’s flirting and being playfully rude. My partner hooked me in by being playfully rude, but obviously it wasn’t all the time

  • @sungodmooseboiplayssiege5586
    @sungodmooseboiplayssiege5586 Год назад +96

    Codys look of pure disappointment to his “get down on both knees” killed me

  • @0SirBrain0
    @0SirBrain0 Год назад +1016

    This is high level banter it's toxic but content gold at the same time

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +34

      It's still 1000% more polite than The button

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD Год назад +12

      ​@@Random-sk6hmlmao the passive aggressiveness on that show is crazy 😂😂

    • @phishcatt
      @phishcatt Год назад +28

      High level banter? This is like two 5 year old siblings fighting.

    • @grey_f98
      @grey_f98 Год назад +8

      good banter is the highest form of flirting, but this was like a sibling fight, but lowkey I kinda ship them, they were both kinda lame and I feel like they would grew on each other if they gave it a real shot

    • @jimmyd6268
      @jimmyd6268 Год назад +1

      Nah it’s absolutely trash, only Cody makes it entertaining

  • @sarah2239
    @sarah2239 Год назад +227

    I feel like they’re lying 95% of the time as a way of flirting and they both know it. They have the same energy ngl😂

  • @anothermuslima
    @anothermuslima Год назад +96

    Went enemies, to lovers, to enemies real fast

  • @psoyduck
    @psoyduck Год назад +2832

    This girl is the epitome of "I'm going to make being (forced/fake) crazy my entire personality." Like the modern XD RANDOM edgy kid.

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD Год назад +62

      This is it.

    • @Rob_Saccamano
      @Rob_Saccamano Год назад +182

      The Kim Jong Un answer was super edge lord

    • @garlicbread6489
      @garlicbread6489 Год назад +84

      Idk i thought she was funny

    • @MG-uz5mr
      @MG-uz5mr Год назад +144

      They're both trying hard to come off confident when they're super insecure. I'm surprised they're in their 20s and not late teens D:

    • @JohnDoe-qm8ns
      @JohnDoe-qm8ns Год назад +49

      ​@@garlicbread6489 You have such low standards for what's funny

  • @TayTayGrace03
    @TayTayGrace03 Год назад +536

    Tbh they seem like a really good match bc they're both pretty insane and have the same weird yet calm energy

    • @Germanvenus985
      @Germanvenus985 Год назад +22

      They’re not insane they’re just cringey and immature lol

    • @remigal899
      @remigal899 Год назад

      @@Germanvenus985exactly…💀

    • @Germanvenus985
      @Germanvenus985 Год назад

      @@remigal899 I can’t tell if you’re agreeing or disagreeing with me

    • @remigal899
      @remigal899 Год назад +1

      @@Germanvenus985 I’m agreeing. Lol

  • @mitchellgosche
    @mitchellgosche Год назад +39

    "This isn't 'Will They or Won't They?', this is 'I know they won't, and I don't want them to!'"

  • @JoeMenjivar
    @JoeMenjivar Год назад +676

    You know, Cut and Jubilee make it look easy. I don't appreciate them enough.

  • @Bayisbetter
    @Bayisbetter Год назад +1866

    Cody has really mastered the art of lunchtime uploads

    • @Digital_muse
      @Digital_muse Год назад +27

      Y’all are all the same 🤡 he has scheduled posting therefore all his vids always post at the same time every time. Posting the same comments every single vid.

    • @SKEPTICsss
      @SKEPTICsss Год назад +1

      It’s midnight here 😭😭

    • @jooby593
      @jooby593 Год назад +18

      @@Digital_museBro calm down 😭 most of Cody’s audience is older gen z and millennials, of course this is what they comment

    • @Digital_muse
      @Digital_muse Год назад +3

      @@jooby593 I’m not mad why u saying calm down I’m just letting them know they bots 😂

    • @chrissyo.5522
      @chrissyo.5522 Год назад +1

      He deserves an award for his timeliness.

  • @spacedaddy6181
    @spacedaddy6181 Год назад +62

    "Is your mom hot? I like hot moms" What a horrible thing to say to a girl lol

  • @stathiak
    @stathiak Год назад +667

    The fact that Cody believed her raft story lmao😂

  • @ghettopit9197
    @ghettopit9197 Год назад +364

    thank you cody. I havent belly laughed in so long, that “don’t squeeze my balls you might get herpes” did it for me. I think i’m still a child

    • @chiefkeefsgf
      @chiefkeefsgf Год назад +5

      it was the titty biting part for me 😭😭😭

    • @KittenKat1313
      @KittenKat1313 Год назад

      @@chiefkeefsgfboth of these parts made me laugh so hard. So out of pocket!

    • @FS-qk5uq
      @FS-qk5uq Год назад

      You are.

  • @gamedispute5122
    @gamedispute5122 Год назад +165

    she is 100% trolling

    • @Eirud
      @Eirud 8 месяцев назад +3

      I would honestly wager everything she said was a lie. I doubt she's even in school let alone a finance major looking and talking the way she does. No way in hell would she ever make it to a CFO in under a decade when she has two decades worth of growing up to do in order to be responsible for an entire company. The religion thing was a massive troll, her dad most definitely isn't dead and is probably smoke a pack of cigs outside the factory in jersey as we speak. Either they got one/two terrible actors or she genuinely cannot tell the truth and is a compulsive liar.

    • @T1mischief
      @T1mischief 6 месяцев назад

      I think she trolling bc shes afraid to be real

  • @Annikakay15
    @Annikakay15 Год назад +491

    i can't think of two people who are worse for each other than these two, i hope they get married

    • @doctorposting
      @doctorposting Год назад +11

      purely looks-wise, she’s lucky af cause there’s never attractive dudes on these dating shows
      that said, he has fish swimming in his head

    • @Username0467
      @Username0467 Год назад +1

      @@doctorposting Attraction is a wild thing. I'd swipe left without end reading his bio. 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @polina9466
    @polina9466 Год назад +107

    It’s all fun and games when you’re behind a curtain, but as soon as they saw each other, they were awkward AF

    • @cringesh1t427
      @cringesh1t427 Год назад +9

      Most likely not each others physical type 😂 it’s always the moment you SEE your hidden blind date that things can go either very well or very awkward

  • @star0nyx
    @star0nyx Год назад +38

    20 year olds are such interesting human beings. When I was 20 I was sad and in 2nd year of uni just trying to have enough energy to look at a book

  • @Hakusama12
    @Hakusama12 Год назад +777

    I think we should collectively drive so much viewership to this small channel that we overwhelm the current audience and use our monopoly to dictate custom content for this channel to react to.

    • @thefinisher2843
      @thefinisher2843 Год назад +11

      It’s a mutualistic relationship. Smaller channel gets more views/exposure and bigger channel has content they can react to. The smaller channels don’t have to change their content if they don’t want to. It’s the smaller channel chasing $$$. Plus you should look up the definition of a monopoly…

    • @MrCoolSmurf
      @MrCoolSmurf Год назад +12

      ​@@thefinisher2843its not that deep chief

    • @Astanta666
      @Astanta666 Год назад +3

      @@MrCoolSmurf What exactly do you find deep about the statement?

  • @MakenzieteVelde
    @MakenzieteVelde Год назад +1060

    Him making everything into a sex joke is so absurdly cringy , man’s body count is 2 and he is acting like he is a porn star

    • @Jayar_
      @Jayar_ Год назад +39

      Yet you probably ignore the fact that she literally said she hated men…

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 Год назад +168

      @Jayar_ tbf he seems like the exact type of dude who leads folks into 'hating' men

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 Год назад +83

      @@Jayar_ok? No one here is offended that he makes sxuaI jokes we just thinks its cringe 💀 Saying she hates men on a dating show is out of pocket which makes it kinda hilarious

    • @keen8087
      @keen8087 Год назад +14

      @@shannonceleste5557 an immature dude? One persons behaviour doesn’t justify misandry

    • @Jayar_
      @Jayar_ Год назад +30

      @@botanicalitus4194 I’m just saying that if a guy came on here and said that about women, most people in this comment section would absolutely lose their shit.

  • @howdyboss179
    @howdyboss179 Год назад +2588

    She’s the definition of 🤪so quirky🤪 and in the literal worst way possible

    • @momochi6666
      @momochi6666 Год назад +37

      thers nothing wrong with that men do it all the time

    • @dlaney-wv2et
      @dlaney-wv2et Год назад +184

      @@momochi6666right, i thought she was actually funny. she’s obviously there to troll

    • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
      @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere Год назад +37

      @@momochi6666 ..No. Most men do not do that. It's way more common for women to be quirky, but I doubt it's the majority of women too. So I do not think it's something men or women do all the time

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki Год назад +36

      ​@@momochi6666Some men, sure. Doesn't mean her doing it isn't insufferable.
      Some women are overly aggressive; doesn't mean a dude acting that way ain't being insufferable.

    • @oNextq
      @oNextq Год назад +20

      @@momochi6666who said men doing it was good. Annoying is annoying doesn’t matter the gender.

  • @RalvA101
    @RalvA101 Год назад +354

    these two are so unhinged and random and sarcastic its hurting my brain and my struggle with interpreting how people mean things cus of my autism isnt helping LMAOOO this is hilarious

    • @clemensbock7434
      @clemensbock7434 Год назад +34

      I can imagine that watching this with autism adds something to it.

    • @janedoee4830
      @janedoee4830 Год назад +2

      Big same

    • @justsomeonewithbigolegittybity
      @justsomeonewithbigolegittybity Год назад

      Believe me people with no autism took this seriously the fact you knew it was a joke just shows it doesn’t take a genius to know ppl are just dumb

    • @levilore_7126
      @levilore_7126 Год назад +4

      i had friends with similar humor to her throughout my life and my neurodivergent brain cannot understand the complete deadpan sarcasm all the time lol i would completely miss that people were joking and it led to a lot of awkward moments lmaooo

    • @RalvA101
      @RalvA101 Год назад +2

      @@levilore_7126 Understandable LMAO 😭Hope it didn't cause any major issues or anything

  • @keilahkopriva6746
    @keilahkopriva6746 Год назад +132

    The fact Cody didn’t realize this was definitely a troll account is amazing!

  • @belenrobleto8275
    @belenrobleto8275 11 месяцев назад +16

    The way they were both trolling, I kinda live for this

  • @megatron0115
    @megatron0115 Год назад +295

    It think it was a very unexpected contrast about how toxic and hostile they were but at the same time they combined it with being understanding of each other, pretty open minded, chill and not being entitled(she wasn't even expecting him to pay for everything by default). That combination turned out to be actually pretty pleasnt to listen.

    • @mhj4
      @mhj4 11 месяцев назад +2

      it was cracking me up how she would go from trolling to sincerely agreeing with him on some things lmao

  • @Bayisbetter
    @Bayisbetter Год назад +849

    they both seem so toxic tbh. I really hope that directors told them to act that way

    • @alicegallagher9291
      @alicegallagher9291 Год назад +83

      Idk they both seem kinda perfect for each other tbh, there were some red flags but they seemed to complement each others personalities well. they’re just young and having fun 🤷🏽‍♀️ probably won’t last but who cares EDIT: watched the end and it crashed and burned nvm guess they ain’t for eachother 😁🙏🏾

    • @Ryan-wx1bi
      @Ryan-wx1bi Год назад +16

      How many comments did you make? You got your likes, relax

    • @Bayisbetter
      @Bayisbetter Год назад +21

      @@Ryan-wx1bi i wasn’t trying to get likes, i thought that my comment wasn’t posting bc it didn’t show up on my phone so i made multiple to try and get it to work

    • @whitedogsblackcats
      @whitedogsblackcats Год назад +13

      This feels so staged to me and awkward in an unnatural way. I honestly feel as though the directors had a hand in thus

    • @oxyroid
      @oxyroid Год назад +9

      they are both just joking😭 yall don’t understand dry humor/sarcasm

  • @jackjenny8111
    @jackjenny8111 Год назад +10

    hi cody, thanks for reacting to stuff in a funny way and just being an all-around positive guy! i appreciate you.

  • @fanabot4048
    @fanabot4048 Год назад +525

    the words "florida" and "disaster" always seem to stick to each other

    • @ChloeAlexiss
      @ChloeAlexiss Год назад +52

      i’m massively confused cause they said “myrtle beach” but that is simply not in florida 😭😭

    • @PinkCatsy
      @PinkCatsy Год назад +19

      ​​@@ChloeAlexissthey're from the Carolinas?? Idk where Florida comes in

    • @Loganak89
      @Loganak89 Год назад +10

      South Carolina is NOT Florida.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +3

      This is just typical behaviour in Florida

    • @bellamarinez
      @bellamarinez Год назад +2

      @@ChloeAlexissi was confused about that too lol

  • @lindseyzuniga2556
    @lindseyzuniga2556 Год назад +47

    Been disassociating all day…. i click on Cody’s video and all of a sudden i feel like a person. Been watching you for 5 years Cody and your videos bring me so much comfort

  • @daashazireael6613
    @daashazireael6613 Год назад +28

    I remember when a couple girls got stranded for 3 days in the ocean in a kiddie pool. So either she stole that or that was her lmao

  • @Atri0
    @Atri0 Год назад +97

    God, how dare Cody post before my food is ready. Disappointed, shaken, and unable to continue my food preparations.

  • @lastbestplace8112
    @lastbestplace8112 Год назад +362

    you actually believe the girl floated off into the atlantic ocean on a raff?

    • @skylerross8004
      @skylerross8004 Год назад +55

      On a Riff Raff

    • @kravvall4869
      @kravvall4869 Год назад +22

      And bonked on there

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 Год назад

      Yes she and her friends blew up an inflatable pool and sent it adrift on the Atlantic Ocean at age 16 and when temperatures dropped she and her fellow 16 year old friends decided to fuck on the inflatable pool then they went into survival mode for three days and waited for the coast guard to rescue them. What’s not to believe?

    • @bex6638
      @bex6638 Год назад +13

      Bonked on the riff raff 😂 you guys are hilarious

  • @lucyfur8068
    @lucyfur8068 Год назад +10

    Cody explaining her joke because he didnt realize she did it intentionally was the best part of this video

  • @dudewhatdoesyourssay7838
    @dudewhatdoesyourssay7838 Год назад +45

    These people kept me on the edge like crazy like I never knew what they were gonna say next

  • @ohreally1997
    @ohreally1997 Год назад +32

    as a pastor's kid, the "Re-Jesus'd" -2 body count arc is canon af for most of the girls I grew up with

  • @tiffyniffy9600
    @tiffyniffy9600 Год назад +7

    When you use "I am crazy" as a cover for "I do not want to work on myself, so I am all about self-sabotage".

  • @kevinball-i2f
    @kevinball-i2f Год назад +171

    “men just pull me down and ruin my life” honestly…can’t disagree w her there 😭

    • @endlessrecurrence3173
      @endlessrecurrence3173 Год назад +2

      Not that much to ruin. Gottem

    • @kevinball-i2f
      @kevinball-i2f Год назад

      @@endlessrecurrence3173 I can jus tell you’ve never felt another woman’s touch lmfaoo you make it tooo obvious esp w that goofy middle school ass name, your dad help you pick it out?

  • @ripple329
    @ripple329 Год назад +40

    These feels like a parody how are they both so argumentative lol

  • @laylamonae1382
    @laylamonae1382 Год назад +11

    Cody is so Canadian for breaking down “single as a Pringle”

  • @hannahgroff9611
    @hannahgroff9611 Год назад +82

    I mean she may be toxic but she got me cracking up the whole video lmao

  • @bichen-up-ur
    @bichen-up-ur Год назад +73

    The way Cody got double the amount views the original video has in 5 minutes

  • @sashaaaaaaaaaaaaa333
    @sashaaaaaaaaaaaaa333 Год назад +103

    Girl if you have to say you're crazy that many times you're really not 😐

    • @iris916
      @iris916 Год назад +2

      All talk

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 Год назад +4

      She's only 20 lol
      She'll learn.

    • @elonmusk921
      @elonmusk921 9 месяцев назад +3

      Why are we gatekeeping the word crazy now. No serious individual thinks “she’s not REALLY crazy like me 🤬” come on now 😭

  • @katherines259
    @katherines259 Год назад +213

    Kelsey’s husband is so hilarious. He should make videos more often!

    • @rumham7631
      @rumham7631 Год назад +3

      Very original comment, have a like on the house!

  • @Veraxo10
    @Veraxo10 Год назад +62

    i’m so glad kelsey’s husband finally started to make his own videos!

  • @cheesegorditacrunch
    @cheesegorditacrunch Год назад +34

    it’s so funny how nobody sees how obviously satire she is like yall need to chill..
    love both them tho lowkey they’re so terribly perfect for each other

  • @davidwagner5583
    @davidwagner5583 Год назад +61

    “He seems so bland” after she said her hobby was shopping 😂

    • @thickMilkk
      @thickMilkk Год назад +17

      yeah she’s a little toxic but be real that guy is an average joe.

    • @lea-sega
      @lea-sega Год назад

      I think she was joking because she is a girl and guys love saying that girls be shopping

    • @jezebelleh.4984
      @jezebelleh.4984 Год назад +8

      did u hear everything else she said??😭

    • @AmirPrinceling
      @AmirPrinceling Год назад +2

      She said little else of substance, the guy was the only one with an actual personality ironically. Also respect for the fact he doesn't smoke or drink.

    • @mhj4
      @mhj4 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@AmirPrinceling literally the only things he talked abt were surfing, texting, and sex

  • @iny_9dc165
    @iny_9dc165 Год назад +15

    ‘is your mom hot?’ must be the easiest and fastest way to make someone NOT interested in you 💀

  • @rockyember
    @rockyember 3 дня назад +2

    this is one of the funniest blind date videos i’ve ever seen, where do they find these people lmao

  • @TaigaToraDora
    @TaigaToraDora Год назад +243

    her being 20 but being at the bar drunk just shows how serious we take underage drinking here in the states lol

    • @lukakaps9548
      @lukakaps9548 Год назад +43

      Im a 20 yo german and I didn't even realize that she was underage, our drinking age is 18 so I just thought thats a normal thing for 20 year olds to do.

    • @justinedaniel8350
      @justinedaniel8350 Год назад +21

      man.. what😂 Underage drinking is like 15 y/o nobody considers it underage at 20 lmao

    • @LilAnnThrax
      @LilAnnThrax Год назад +16

      @@justinedaniel8350they do in the states. Our drinking age is 21 and it's very much enforced most places. I used to sneak into a bar in my college town because my 26 yr old friend knew the bouncers but cops would show up to card everyone like once a week and the bar got shut down after about a year because of violations. My state had 18 as the drinking age but you don't get any federal funding for highways/interstates if your state is below 21 so we had to raise it. It's real dumb.

    • @thefinisher2843
      @thefinisher2843 Год назад +1

      Alcohols can be bad, yes… but have you heard of the opioid crisis? Big Pharma? Do the states really care about the health of any age group?

    • @graceseifert9157
      @graceseifert9157 Год назад +9

      Not a big deal tbh she’s almost 21 plus she’d b legal in literally every other country

  • @happyland4833
    @happyland4833 Год назад +85

    If cody isn't here, I would probably die from the pure uncomfort I'd feel from watching them both. Jfc.

  • @chubfishthebeautiful
    @chubfishthebeautiful Год назад +7

    he absolutely turned down the music and was listening to her roast him to the producer... guy's body language said everything lol

  • @BrendanJones101
    @BrendanJones101 Год назад +284

    I feel like Samantha and Jesse would be good friends

    • @zoekaley1312
      @zoekaley1312 Год назад +2

      @@Random-sk6hmJesse from Jubilee !

    • @maddyb-rk6jw
      @maddyb-rk6jw Год назад +1

      Lmao I think they'd vibe for sure

  • @TheEverwritten
    @TheEverwritten Год назад +63

    Would love to see a blind date video this chaotic that ends with them having been married for a few years and have a happy family of four. Would be an insane twist.

  • @JPcanbeanything
    @JPcanbeanything 10 месяцев назад +5

    1 week long relationship and 2 month long relationship.... they're a match made in heaven.

  • @Bayisbetter
    @Bayisbetter Год назад +139

    They were literally just bullying eachother the entire time when they were supposed to be on a date

    • @thiliuc4394
      @thiliuc4394 Год назад +34

      Appreciate the hustle but you can stop commenting and eat your godamnn lunch 😭

    • @aoifek9709
      @aoifek9709 Год назад

      @@thiliuc4394lmfao 😭😭😭

    • @klara9698
      @klara9698 Год назад +8

      @@thiliuc4394lmaaaooo don't do purplemustard like that 😭

    • @Bayisbetter
      @Bayisbetter Год назад +1

      @@thiliuc4394 for some reason when I was making the comments and hitting the button to post them It wasn’t showing up on my phone so I made more than one because I was trying to see if they would upload and then I forgot about it until people started dogging on me in the comments.

    • @murphthesurf8738
      @murphthesurf8738 Год назад +3

      How many times do you need to comment 💀

  • @-brownbread
    @-brownbread Год назад +208

    This girl is definitely a character, ain't no way anything she said is serious

  • @ziontrask3459
    @ziontrask3459 Год назад +9

    these people are both insane and at the same time they had so much potential

  • @rachels6376
    @rachels6376 Год назад +13

    That moment of self reflection Cody has is so real. Like what are we doing here

  • @medicineshroom1386
    @medicineshroom1386 Год назад +16

    Dang it cody. You're the only one who makes content like this I actually watch. I started with stretch and fade, then tmg, i lasted months and finally got curious about your own channel. I'm not disappointed with what I've found only a little disappointed in myself for consuming this kind of entertainment. Thanks for absorbing the initial blast haha

    • @DrewMANIC
      @DrewMANIC Год назад

      Embrace it, friend. Laughter is necessary.

  • @RealistSky
    @RealistSky Год назад +3

    "If he needs someone to do his finances he can call me. I've been looking for an internship" Lmaoooo they both have acquaintance vibes

  • @andrewmulhearn1234
    @andrewmulhearn1234 Год назад +56

    I have to say, when the woman told the interviewer she was "crazy," I was not expecting her to say that she wanted to date Kim Jong Un. I also think it's fair to say that she has one interesting thing about her at least, lmao.

  • @DrowsyScientist
    @DrowsyScientist Год назад +62

    The amount of maturing that occurred from my twenties to my now age of 31 is astonishing. I cannot wrap my head around these responses that I prob would have not been as shocked at when I was their age.

    • @mf.danger9235
      @mf.danger9235 Год назад +3

      are you a parent or married? im 28 and have been single, and when i flirt with girls it can get pretty out of pocket and dirty.

    • @ionabab7274
      @ionabab7274 Год назад +8

      I mean, I’m their age, but genuinely shocked by the things they said. They’re both unbelievably immature and still get on like they’re still 16 years old. At least it’s entertaining, I guess.

  • @chilldragon4752
    @chilldragon4752 Год назад +4

    She said "I want to be a chief financial officer"
    She also said "5-5=-2"

  • @nrs10001
    @nrs10001 Год назад +20

    The breakdown analysis of Pringles by Cody was very educational, thank you Mr Ko

  • @jenna4896
    @jenna4896 Год назад +11

    i actually can’t help but cackle when cody does that douchey “guy voice” impression it’s so fucking funny i try to recreate it everyday but he’s so good at it

  • @ChristopherDannels
    @ChristopherDannels 11 месяцев назад +3

    Her short circuit at 21:31 made me think she was a robot 😂😂😂😂

  • @isaiahmoro4991
    @isaiahmoro4991 Год назад +17

    As someone who’s born and raised in Myrtle. This is a great representation of every person around here.