I was at a Dairy Queen on a trip with family in rural Texas last summer. I went to go use the restroom and you know what someone wrote on the wall? *SMOKO FRODO* Town had a population of 2003 people. One of them is a Joel watcher.
The best part is the upside-down cross was actually correct because the patient was also upside-down, making the cross forwards yeah he just looks like a big fan of jesus
It actually was. Kinda the My Summer Car of surgery games at the time. The sequel was fun too, mostly because it has a psychiatrist program that's basically MegaHAL.
I'm now imagining an alternate universe where Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin sit in the Shire smoking a bong. But who knows if that isn't already the case, Hobbits do eat a lot.
Joel's Magical Adventure - Fresh out of medical school, Joel became a qualified doctor and surgeon under the alias "Pepper" and started to work for a local hospital. Unfortunately, Dr. Pepper was not a traditionalist, and the administration did not care for his new treatment methods which, although effective, were also incredibly risky and had a high chance of resulting in death. But hey, you got to crack some omelets to break a few eggs, right? Or something like that, whatever. Still, the uncaring administration did not see it this way, and he was transferred to another hospital. Dr. Pepper also became a satanist during this time, and decided to practice his religion while also practicing medicine. This did not go well with the new administration, to say the least. After carving up many patient's faces in the name of his lord and savior, Dr. Pepper had his medical license revoked and was thrown into the military as a fighter pilot. Clearly there was some sort of mix-up as satanic doctors should not fly planes, a lesson the military soon learned as Flying Officer Joel Pepper caused immeasurable amounts of property damage and loss of life after crashing his plane in the middle of the desert. Ex-Dr. Pepper would not survive this day either, as the crash also claimed his own life. But hey he got a soldier's burial out of the deal so that was pretty sweet. Joel was then reborn was a cannibalistic Hobbit named Frodo Baggins, After trying to murder his best friend, Sam Gamgee, Sam was more than happy to aid in his friend's suicide. Reborn once more, he became Sam Gamgee and relived that day from his perspective. He saw the parts that Frodo, in his drug-induced state, did not. Namely the parts where Frodo hogged the damn bong. So Sam killed him and took the One Ring, and then wandered around Middle-Earth high as balls until he ran into the Naz'gul, where he threw his pipe at them and was subsequently murdered, allowing Sauron to claim his power and usher forth a new era of darkness. And so ends the tale of Joel Pepper.
+GreatFox42 You left out the part where he was reborn as the president of the United States of America, sent 5,000 nuclear missiles to Norway, and was subsequently assassinated!
For shits and giggles.... 5000 Nukes vs Norway - THE REALITY (see end of video/outro for the nukes) 5000 nuclear missiles 100kt US cruise missile Radius - 1,480 ft 1,480 times 5000 (number of missiles joel launched) 7,400,000 (7 million 400 thousand) put that number in a radius calculator (EDIT: Radius calculator start point is Oslo, Norway, or Norway's capital city by the way) HOLY SHIT JOEL BLOWN UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD EVERY INCH Bad Idea? yeah i'm starting to think it really was watching from space
Sam GW LOL, I think you're the one who needs to go outside if you have nothing else better to do than troll people over something silly. Get a life, jerkoff.
Not only the world is kind of blown up but theres nuclear winter and radiation everywhere. The death count should not be at only 3+ million people but rather 7+ BILLION. *Fallout Intro Theme/Maybe playing*
Joel, your video played at my 6th grade literature class for 4 minutes before the teacher came back into the room from the bathroom. 6 years later and my current teacher in college is playing your videos for fun. Sick crosses!
***** Sorry, I'm not a brony. I do respect you guys, though. I love cute things and know the names of the characters because the internet. You learn *alot* of stuff from the internet.
Lord Of The Bong 1: The Fellowship Of The Bong by J.W.W Pipewe Lord Of The Bong 2: The Two Pipes by J.W.W Pipewe Lord Of The Bong 3: Return Of The Bong by J.W.W Pipewe. The Bong: Desolation of SMOKO FRODO by J.W.W Pipewe Wow. Best ever.
I am in distress as I have learned recently that Uncle Jobel is only 6 days older than I am. It makes me now unsure if I am allowed to call him my uncle anymore
Holy shit this is 6 years old, I remember watching this when it was first uploaded one day after New Years in 2015. It's now finally almost 10 years old! Time flies real fast..
To understand surgery you must understand flesh... (instantly starts carving the antichrist's cross on the patients forehead) XD this channel is killing me
Patient: Hey nurse. Nurse: Yes? Patient: Who is gonna be my doctor? Nurse: Well his name is Dr. dr pepper is back. Patient: ... Nurse: ... Dr. dr pepper is back: IM BACK BITCHES!
The kinda sad thing is a lot of people talk about how great and funny Joel is, but I don't think a lot of you take the time to say how much you appreciate the time and effort goes into his videos like this. Like that intro, even though it's a few seconds long is amazing! I couldn't dream of making something cool like that in Sony Vegas 12!
Bro just imagine getting a new student in some surgery school and you walk into the room where they do surgery on real people and you just see the new student named Dr pepper slashing up the person face into ribbons
Randomly remembered this video today. I still say "(who is dead)" whenever talking about a dead person/character and forgot where it came from! Classic.
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*Last Words of one of the best pilots in American history*
"How do I go up?"
*swedish history, joel is swedish
TheShrum His funeral used an American flag.
Dylan Hallila swedarican?
@@mayto420 do you mean EUEL
thats how he pronounced it in geoguessr
I was at a Dairy Queen on a trip with family in rural Texas last summer. I went to go use the restroom and you know what someone wrote on the wall?
*SMOKO FRODO*
Town had a population of 2003 people. One of them is a Joel watcher.
GOOD
we should do like a cult thing with writing Joel's quotes on walls
Where do i sign up?
@@Peter-gw5ob whoo's been drawing dicks
Came here from /r/Vinesauce
"Would you like to inject the anesthetic? ... The patient's dead, doctor."
That's some powerful anesthetic.
Kasran Fox at least it worked
Only issue is that anaesthetics were never mentioned.
You mean antibiotics, right?
Kasran Fox i'd like some
"Well, he definitely can't feel anything anymore..."
The best part is the upside-down cross was actually correct because the patient was also upside-down, making the cross forwards
yeah he just looks like a big fan of jesus
I don't know what's worse, Sam killing Frodo for hogging the bong, or Pippin standing idly by and not caring.
rocketsummer he's so high from contact high that he's spaced out
Pippin waits.
Pippin actually attacked sam
Pippin attacked Sam but his defenses proved too strong.
-Throw Pippin in Mount Doom
You try to throw Pippin in Mount Doom but you can't.
Pippin waits.
The Pyro Gamer throws pipe at pippin. Pippin waits.
Dr. Pepper, he's not bad at his job he's just misunderstood...
that or he's been smoking some dank-ass pipewe
Nah Frodo took his pipe
***** Nah, I threw myself at you and took the bong.
I've been selling that pipeweed to people willing to buy it. It's some good shit.
Frodo Baggins No kidding. Can you pass it to me?
***** It ain't free. Whatchu got that I want?
SMOKO FRODO
+1
I read this as he typed it
Are we not Hobbits? We are Vinesauce!
Joji?
jojivlogs?? haha idk him *sweats
Life and Death actually looks really good for a DOS game
It actually was. Kinda the My Summer Car of surgery games at the time. The sequel was fun too, mostly because it has a psychiatrist program that's basically MegaHAL.
I feel like you should avoid any doctor who refers to his surgical implements as "Murder Tools."
lord of the bong: the fellowship of the weed
Hey FaZe Erekt lols
oi loaf bloke xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Clam Bake.
Your profile picture goes perfectly with that sentence.
It's my untold story. Most people don't like hearing about these things.
"You try to throw 'you' at Pippin, but you can't"
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO. THIS IS DESTINY, DAMN IT!
This is why you don't hog the bong, brother.
BROTHERRRR
MOOSKLÉS
Jan Hassinen OOOOOOOOOH YES YES
REIGHT UP MEY ASSS
Inject de mooskles
SOMEBODY, any decent animator, PLEASE animate that Hobbit game. At least the events of his stream.
Well uh, you half got your wish
Just, for a different channel
Where?
OneyPlays
@@typocat9168 it has been almost a gear.
@@typocat9168 when are you done?
I prefer Joel's version of Lord of the Rings
Not as long
@@thehjt7071
Good. Do we need to listen to those freaking songs?
@@budakbaongsiah what
@@thehjt7071
The books.
Joel's version of events is what if Frodo and his friends were goblins instead of hobbits.
I'm now imagining an alternate universe where Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin sit in the Shire smoking a bong. But who knows if that isn't already the case, Hobbits do eat a lot.
Time for second breakfast
It's sad when Billy Mayes chews you out for being a bad doctor.
Axle Mander Gosh, I miss him already.
Joel's Magical Adventure -
Fresh out of medical school, Joel became a qualified doctor and surgeon under the alias "Pepper" and started to work for a local hospital. Unfortunately, Dr. Pepper was not a traditionalist, and the administration did not care for his new treatment methods which, although effective, were also incredibly risky and had a high chance of resulting in death. But hey, you got to crack some omelets to break a few eggs, right? Or something like that, whatever.
Still, the uncaring administration did not see it this way, and he was transferred to another hospital. Dr. Pepper also became a satanist during this time, and decided to practice his religion while also practicing medicine. This did not go well with the new administration, to say the least. After carving up many patient's faces in the name of his lord and savior, Dr. Pepper had his medical license revoked and was thrown into the military as a fighter pilot.
Clearly there was some sort of mix-up as satanic doctors should not fly planes, a lesson the military soon learned as Flying Officer Joel Pepper caused immeasurable amounts of property damage and loss of life after crashing his plane in the middle of the desert. Ex-Dr. Pepper would not survive this day either, as the crash also claimed his own life. But hey he got a soldier's burial out of the deal so that was pretty sweet.
Joel was then reborn was a cannibalistic Hobbit named Frodo Baggins, After trying to murder his best friend, Sam Gamgee, Sam was more than happy to aid in his friend's suicide.
Reborn once more, he became Sam Gamgee and relived that day from his perspective. He saw the parts that Frodo, in his drug-induced state, did not. Namely the parts where Frodo hogged the damn bong. So Sam killed him and took the One Ring, and then wandered around Middle-Earth high as balls until he ran into the Naz'gul, where he threw his pipe at them and was subsequently murdered, allowing Sauron to claim his power and usher forth a new era of darkness.
And so ends the tale of Joel Pepper.
*applauds*
+GreatFox42 I would pay money to see this shit!
+GreatFox42 Pippin waits
*****
>Throw Wine at Pippin
+GreatFox42 You left out the part where he was reborn as the president of the United States of America, sent 5,000 nuclear missiles to Norway, and was subsequently assassinated!
Eat Sam
+MouseClicker3000 You try to eat some of Sam but you can't.
Kill me
With one strong blow Sam cleaves your skull
+The punks master I love this so much XD
+Jumper Eats them! EATS THEM!
I need a T-SHIRT with "SMOKO FRODO" on it.
TheHolyPotato lmao
For when you want to have a sesh with the boys.
I did not know I needed Joel's cover of the danger zone in my life, but goddamn.
I need 10x more of it.
- Um, doctor, are you going to operate without gloves?
- VIVA LA REVOLUTION! LIBERTAD O MUERTE!
>HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH PIPPIN
You try to have intercourse with Pippin but you can't.
cool2001
Oh
+Zipperozic billybobjenkins "I don't know the word Intercourse" (since it's Middle-earth)
>kidnap frodo
Luckywebkinz76
You throw Frodo into the boiling pot of lava.
Wrong tagline. It's actually:
Dr. Pepper: He Needs an Operation!
archive.org/details/zx_Lord_of_the_Rings_Game_Two_Shadows_of_Mordor_1987_Melbourne_House_a
There you go.
tidal wave. WOOOOOOH
And my mom walked in right when you started screaming satan and cutting a cross in the patient's forehead. GG.
@@Jay-pb6bw I think he died.
It's been 9 years are you still grounded?
Do you want to administer anesthetic doctor?
"Yeah sure, why not."
"Is this anesthetic?"
(Patient suddenly dies.)
What if Dr. Pepper... is Sam?!
Sam Pepper?
+Bryan Masquemin Sam Gamgee from the text adventurs of Lord of the Rings
>Rape Sam
His full name is Dr. Sam Pepper, former United States Air Force Pilot.
You try to claim that Dr Pepper is Sam, but you can’t.
Pippin waits.
"You try to eat some of Sam, but you can't."
I fucking lost it from there.
For shits and giggles....
5000 Nukes vs Norway - THE REALITY
(see end of video/outro for the nukes)
5000 nuclear missiles
100kt US cruise missile Radius - 1,480 ft
1,480 times 5000 (number of missiles joel launched)
7,400,000 (7 million 400 thousand)
put that number in a radius calculator
(EDIT: Radius calculator start point is Oslo, Norway, or Norway's capital city by the way)
HOLY SHIT
JOEL BLOWN UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD
EVERY INCH
Bad Idea? yeah i'm starting to think it really was watching from space
Sam GW
LOL, I think you're the one who needs to go outside if you have nothing else better to do than troll people over something silly. Get a life, jerkoff.
+LosSantosMan was that really necessary?
+lintlickerize Yes, Yes it was. :)
I agree c:
Not only the world is kind of blown up but theres nuclear winter and radiation everywhere. The death count should not be at only 3+ million people but rather 7+ BILLION. *Fallout Intro Theme/Maybe playing*
Oh my gosh I need a clip of "I'm not drunk I'm a good doctor, here I go!" Followed with the screaming.
Even better, that quote followed by gruesome splatter noises, the scream, and sirens.
+am not spam bot llc. Gruesome splatter noises and blood splat effects maybe as well but sirens might be taking it a little too far
> throw dr pepper at pippin
> pippin waits
Joel, your video played at my 6th grade literature class for 4 minutes before the teacher came back into the room from the bathroom. 6 years later and my current teacher in college is playing your videos for fun. Sick crosses!
Oh my god, that "midi zone" theme I actually heard before in a livestream with blue cats.
Must watch stream. even if it takes hours.
Luckywebkinz76 it's called "3D Movie Maker Stream Part 2"
The song however was Kenny Loggins song called Danger Zone.
Connor Murphy
I know that already :l
+PaRappa Rapper o_0
4:58 Holy shit, that's where I live! I'm just a handful of miles away from the actual field.
Did they all press F to pay the respects to you, Joel?
F
Press F to pay respect to Frodo, who is dead.
F
4 years ago.
2:53 for a moment i thought that the cursor was actually an arrow saying "this side up"
Light Pipe
Smoke Pipe
Give Pipe to Frodo
Take Pipe From Frodo
(*You try to take the Old Pipe but Frodo has it)
Kill Frodo
Take Pipe
Smoke Pipe
and so that was y yesterdays night
*S M O K O F R O D O*
When the hospital you're at has the machine that goes "ping" you know you're in good hands.
Exactly how i remember lord of the rings
Darkterror the Faceless Void throwing bongs at everyone... ahhh yeah the classic lord of the rings
If only I was able to catch any of his streams...
Search in the vinesauce Forums for vinewatch, it's a nice little program that tells you when somebody streams ^^
Filly Luna I heard of it. Too lazy to download it. I might though.
Also, your picture is adorable :3
***** Sorry, I'm not a brony. I do respect you guys, though. I love cute things and know the names of the characters because the internet.
You learn *alot* of stuff from the internet.
Tony Gregory *****
Did you guys notice that your avatars both have googly eyes? Kinda creeps me out xD
Filly Luna We see everything...
"Literally anything is better than death." - My FirstAid teacher, 2018
Please God tell me that someone animated the Lord of the Rings part
Nobody has :(
Has anyone noticed that Surgeon Sim for DOS is made by The Software Toolworks, the same people who made Star Wars Chess?
List of murder tools according to Joel:
- gun
- biotics
- brain extractor
- brain fluid injector
- big boss patch
3:45
Joel is actually HowToBasic
Lord Of The Bong 1: The Fellowship Of The Bong by J.W.W Pipewe
Lord Of The Bong 2: The Two Pipes by J.W.W Pipewe
Lord Of The Bong 3: Return Of The Bong by J.W.W Pipewe.
The Bong: Desolation of SMOKO FRODO by J.W.W Pipewe
Wow. Best ever.
I am in distress as I have learned recently that Uncle Jobel is only 6 days older than I am. It makes me now unsure if I am allowed to call him my uncle anymore
Chibi-Wambo Just remember that it's literally KotH canon that Hank's dad had another child when Bobby was twelve.
Pippin waits.
I just about died at 2:38
"'Are you sure you're a doctor?' How fucking dare you!" (cut to dead patient)
Things that always put me in a better mood:
1. Joel's laugh
Dr Pepper waits
But Joel.
Your Pentagram had its Cardinal Point up.
*inception BWUUUUUUUM*
Literally Just Godzilla maybe it's still pointing in the right direction, we just see the game from the doctor's POV
3:25 - I like the way you say "SATAN"
Y o u t r y t o e a t f r o d o b u t y o u c a n t
4:55
He hears Death Metal, we hear Funky town
5:37 the floating image killed me.
Watching joel destroy a patient's face to hammer smashed face is everything
In the nuking of Norway, Joel killed (AT LEAST) 343,900,000 people
Norways population in 1993 was 4.312 million
"welcome dr. dr. pepper is back."
"You throw the pipe at Pippin"
"Pippin waits"
I'm dying
_Broke:_
*[First name, last name]* Junior.
_W O K E:_
*[First name, last name]* is BACK!
*Famous Last Words*
"Are you sure you're a doctor?"
Holy shit this is 6 years old, I remember watching this when it was first uploaded one day after New Years in 2015.
It's now finally almost 10 years old! Time flies real fast..
To understand surgery you must understand flesh... (instantly starts carving the antichrist's cross on the patients forehead) XD this channel is killing me
1:38 Papa Jobel confuses Atropine for Antibiotics and fucking kills the patient (colorized, 19whatever)
3:08 Dr. dr pepper is back
5:31 that game predicted coffin dance
happy happy joy joy! ~ Ren and Stimpy
I don't think your happy
Clarence Koboldski THIS IS A SONG ABOUT A WHALE!
NO!
THIS IS A SONG ABOUT BEING HAPPY!
*_IT'S THE HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY SONG!_*
2:08 - They called me a blasphemer! *But they were wrong.*
8:56 “Smoko Frodo” gets me every time.
4:53 *"CUT IT"*
(cannibal corpse starts playing)
6:03 I guess that makes him the...some of Sam killer?
Sam gets high and kills Frodo for hogging the bong while Pippin watches. That would be way better than the books or the movies.
4:40 I hear cannibal corpse.
Easily my favorite video from joel probably ever. It was my introduction to his content even :D
2:23 Operating on Sr. Pelo
krimas
Back then it was "The craziest forgotten games"
Now it's "The funniest forgotten video"
"Throw Frodo at Pippin"
You try to throw Frodo at Pippin but you can't.
Pippin waits.
Frodo waits.
6:18 Joel: [enters a command to kill his player character]
The game: [kills his player character]
Joel: What the Fuck!?
Patient: Hey nurse.
Nurse: Yes?
Patient: Who is gonna be my doctor?
Nurse: Well his name is Dr. dr pepper is back.
Patient: ...
Nurse: ...
Dr. dr pepper is back: IM BACK BITCHES!
"You can see frodo (who is dead)..."
Joel's laugh will save the world someday...
You attack Frodo.
With one well placed blow you cleave his skull.
You take the old wooden pipe.
You smoke the old wooden pipe.
Pippin waits.
The kinda sad thing is a lot of people talk about how great and funny Joel is, but I don't think a lot of you take the time to say how much you appreciate the time and effort goes into his videos like this. Like that intro, even though it's a few seconds long is amazing! I couldn't dream of making something cool like that in Sony Vegas 12!
I refuse to believe the patient he's operating on isn't Solid Snake.
highway to the donger zone
This video was 6 years ago? Holy shit time flies. Still funny as hell haha.
Bro just imagine getting a new student in some surgery school and you walk into the room where they do surgery on real people and you just see the new student named Dr pepper slashing up the person face into ribbons
...while screaming "SATAN! SATAN!" and blasting death metal.
It's bizarre how Joel a decade ago is the same Joel today... Just 150% more midis and 25% slowed down😂
5:38 He plays with jpegs like they're dolls
Why Joel? Why would you get Sam to kill me? I thought he was my friend...
It's the ring! We must destroy it!
PHYCHOLOGICAL1337 Yes! But before we do, we need to find a schizophrenic crack addict who wants the ring and calls it "my precious".
Frodo, that's what you get for hogging the bong
Scottehhhh212 I'm Frodo "Bong-hogger" Baggins for a reason.
Randomly remembered this video today. I still say "(who is dead)" whenever talking about a dead person/character and forgot where it came from! Classic.
Prepare for "Like this if you're watching this in 2015" comments.
Like if you're watching in 2015
Considering this video was published in 2015?
"Published on Jan 1, 2015"
... I kinda expect that level of stupid too.
Like this comment and sub if your watching this in 2105
Like if you're watching in 2025
Bony Bob Nah man its 2105 now, get with the times grandpa
This proves Joel can turn even the most boring dribble and turn it into an absolute riot
That takes serious talent
Were you auditioning for the next slasher film?
Maybe...
Maaaaybe..
> GIVE PIPE TO FRODO
> KILL FRODO
> KILL FRODO
> KILL FRODO
> TAKE PIPE
> SMOKE PIPE
> LIGHT FRODO
> *SMOKO FRODO*
2:00 Look at those fucking Jar Jar Binks scissors
Dr. Pepper is the best Surgeon who takes patients to a better place.
2:44 and that is how I lost my medical license
man that first patient looked so upset like he knew he was gonna die in agony