Fun fact: Sometimes, after I wash my asshole in the bidet and wipe off all the water and remaining shit my asshole gets so dry that it leaves a tiny speck of blood on the toilet paper.
I really love the longer dude soups. It’s nice to watch after school, or listen to in class lol. These guys just talk about random bullshit and it’s the most entertaining thing ever.
Fortnite is still going to be popular. What blackout really kills is PUBG. Fortnite is just too free and too kid friendly to die to a 60 dollar m rated game.
I’m confused why people get heated when they use a click-baitey (baity?) title. It’s not like it changes the content of the video. To me it’s the most inconsequential thing thing that I see for about 3 seconds.
Look, if getting heated over nothing is someone's favorite hobby, you can't just tell them not to do it. That's just asking for them to get heated over nothing.
Bones! Always good to have his opinion. Loved the gameplay Bruce and Bones did the other day for Spiderman too! Dude soup is always a good watch/listen, keep up the good work
Fun fact, I had the same thing as Lawrence and I was able to get rid of it. I bit my lip really hard and I got a massive bump, and all I had to do was rinse my mouth and lip with salt water like three times a day for a week or two.
I still wished that COD: Infinity Wars splintered off into its own sub section of game. I really loved the sci-fi take of getting into a fighter and flying in space. Sadly they didnt use that in the Multiplayer part and even the 'zombies' mode should have been Robots to have kept in the theme of the game. That one stage trying to take out rogue robots, would have been fun in a multiplayer mode.
A quick correction on the Steam thing. Valve isn't banning "Pornography and straight up trolling" games, they're banning "illegal and straight up trolling" games. I don't think it's been clarified if that covers adult rated games (as there are some rules around distributing those in some places) or just the genuinely illegal things.
really impressive.... every dev has said battle royal is the simplest game mode to make .idk why lars is praising it so much .its easy money for AAA titles .
Am I sad for pretending that im typing up words at work when all im doing is typing here in the comments section, the funny thing is that my boss thinks im working hard cause of the amount of typing im doing but I've already completed the work cause it only took me 10 minutes to do but my boss gave me an hour so im going to milk every minute of it and the second he walks pass my desk i simply ALT Tab and it looks like im in the middle of a paragraph typing. Really all I got to do is hit paste as Ive cut half the paragraph out. Well see you next Dude Soup I guess where I will carry on this mesmerising tale. Hmm Mesmerising, its a word i don't often type, and yes i had to right click it because i didn't know how to spell it correctly. And yes I use S instead of Z... Its the lords English God Damn You!
Extremely relatable, I too am typing under these circumstances. I finish my work in about half the time I'm allotted and spend the time catching up on podcasts/videos, but most importantly Dude Soup.
I know that spider-trilogy aged terribly (and became a train wreck by the 3rd one) but I will stand by my feeling that that portrayal of Green Goblin was awesome. The suit, the glider, the bombs, the personality. Just fantastic. I say that while not being able to remember when was the last time I saw it, but my memory of it is beautiful and not cringy at all.
P.s. @ 1:12:54 Bones is talking about HobGoblin and says he might’ve been possessed by a demon, and Adam says “Like Etchjerjin?” Which I’m assuming he was trying to reference Etrigan, a demon character from DC. Whether a joke to make it sound like Estrogen or just a goof, I appreciate the DC reference. That’s all I got, goodnight.
5:20 if it was a allergic reaction to the tape it would spread from that location (an example would a lot of red dots at the location where the tape was and the same red dots in sensitive areas like your armpits and then finally else where like on your back) , from what I saw it seem localized only to the area where you had the tape which means you shouldn't have that tape on your skin because one or more of the chemicals is causing irritation (not too bad) but a chemical irritation can cause a lot more problems. there are a lot of different tapes you can get, *I suggest getting a gauze tape from your local pharmacy.* Good luck I hope you get better dude.
I'm 11 minutes in and this is the best podcast in recent times. Forget all this gaming talk and other nonsense, let's talk about eating ass and poopie undies!
Lawdog, you wrong about the Dying Light game. DL 2 hasn't had a confirmed battle Royale, as far a I've seen, and the one you mentioned is in The original game, has like 8 players, and is more ctf or kill confirmed than battle royale
Bones mentioning the Jeff Foxworthy Show reminded me that there was a Bill Engvall Show that somehow went on for three seasons and is where Jennifer Lawrence got her start. Similarly, Kaley Cuoco got her start in 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, but that was a much better show than Bill Engvall's.
Yes it is.. if you want to clean an open wound on someone you pee on it or have your buddy do it and it will clean the the injury.. look it up dont take my word for it
You speaking of Spider man 2 as a "not bad" movie honestly is maddening. It has a higher rating than homecoming itself....i get that the third one ruined everything but 2 by itself is craaaazy good, even in today's standards. Watch it again cause i feel the last time you did it was a different decade. I caught it on tv a couple months ago however and find it to be impecable
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Why don't they just move the podcast set to a hospital room and call it a day
Lawrence's Injury of the Month:
July: Fallen off a roof
August: Hit by a car
September: Saliva bump???
October: TBD
Glad you didn’t stop at TB
Came for the CoD discussion; stayed for the poop-spray discussion.
; came for the poop-spray discussion
"I wipe until it bleeds"
"Good for you"
Ah good I'm not alone....
Fun fact: Sometimes, after I wash my asshole in the bidet and wipe off all the water and remaining shit my asshole gets so dry that it leaves a tiny speck of blood on the toilet paper.
@@davidencoification It's not dripping blood, you haven't truly lived.
I'm convinced that Lawrence will turn into a giant tumor like Tetsuo in Akira.
Umm it's pronounced Akira.
Asa?
Sick reference
@@loodlebop Good for education bad for your health,or something like that.
@@TheTowerDark lol
Battle Royale with Cheese
Cause of the metric system?
Look at the big brains on Iffy350!
Lawrence is getting so damn good at the openers. Really hypes the podcast
The first 10 minutes of this podcast is precisely what I come here for.
I can’t wait for Lawrence to turn into Text To Speech
I mean he was just a laptop for several years...
12:15 when the Cod Blackout discussion starts..sort of
Thank you
i cant believe it, cod did it, they made me like cod again since mw2. blackout is actually fun af.
I really love the longer dude soups. It’s nice to watch after school, or listen to in class lol. These guys just talk about random bullshit and it’s the most entertaining thing ever.
0:40 don't talk about Elyse like that
I'm just here for Bones guessing 90s TV shows
Rooster Teeth will go bankrupt because of Lawrence's health insurance at this rate
First 10 minutes of the podcast left me in stitches
Thank you Omar for fixing that a/c rumble!! No longer have to turn down my sub channel to prevent headaches
ayyy yall called me out! always nice to be part of the podcast even when its not the E3 stage 48:15
What a great podcast to start watching as I eat my lunch.
We all know Lawrence is in fight club. First a black eye then a busted lip. I'd hate to see the other guy!
Shh! The first rule about Fight Club...
He said he's a black belt in Japanese Jiu Jitsu.
@@blackchicken9229 He said he "owns" a black belt
every week I watch dude soup while eating, and every week I learn nothing
Lee2d what does this mean?
it just means you are already full up on the knowledge
The opening discussion was not expected, but weirdly funny and enjoyable
52:29 is the quote that sums up every person that's been on the internet for too long.
Fortnite is still going to be popular. What blackout really kills is PUBG. Fortnite is just too free and too kid friendly to die to a 60 dollar m rated game.
agree with you there ,but COD has always been filled with squeakers so it might slow down fortnites player base . but yea Pubg cant catch up now
... Holy shit, the first 12 minutes of this is pure gold.
Still waiting for the Fortnight horde more to be released for free this year like the games home page *still* says it will.
Legitimately the only reason i still have it downloaded.
Same here dude
For real, blows my mind that it's not
It’s not as good as you guys think it is haven’t touched it in months
Looking forward to the news show. I always loved when you guys would cover the know.
_IT_ _IS_ _WEDNESDAY_ _MY_ _DUDES_
I’m confused why people get heated when they use a click-baitey (baity?) title. It’s not like it changes the content of the video. To me it’s the most inconsequential thing thing that I see for about 3 seconds.
Titles and thumbnails should give an indication of things covered in the video. If it doesn't, or it's just retarded, it's click bait.
I don't give a shit, since I watch every video and only read the title to see what type of video it is. But I guess it's annoying for some
Look, if getting heated over nothing is someone's favorite hobby, you can't just tell them not to do it. That's just asking for them to get heated over nothing.
Thanks guys yall made me miss the 90s. Don't mind me while i play on my tamagotchi and skip it outside
I loved the Bones' Challenge. Honestly, the moment he got Cop Rock was enough for me, it was amazing.
Somebody needs to go to Lawrence's house and look if there is some kinda teleporting pods, because I'm afraid he is transforming into a fly...
Kinda Funny Games can learn a lot from these dudes
The bones challenge was a great segment keep it coming
Eyyyy thanks for the Planetside 2 shout out :) It's still alive!
Lawrence you are definitely either allergic or sensitive to the glue in the tape, bandaids get me ironically
considering bruce's aim i dont think he can really give any opinion on gunplay in any game
This was a good thing to listen to while eating dinner...
bruce is legitimately upset that bones knew that first show intro lmao
Omar, thank you for ac auidio fix :)
I'm with Bones on everything he said. Bathed with my sister, underwear optional, bad 90's trash.
Only Adam is faithful to the spirit of hard netting. It's just devolved into a talent show
“Piss is sterile”
It absolutely is not sterile.
*whispers* it is
You can't compare..but smite's the best moba.
Bruce: *is able to see it with his eye*
Bruce: “oh come on Bonesssss!”
... like you would know it with a blindfold on
glad i finished breakfast right before the poop spray talk :0
Forever Knight was actually a good show. It had a cool mythology.
FYI Lawerence, the Toto model ST743 is for the tank and can be paired with either elongated or round front
Bruce: ..."you see boobs...:
Adam: "But,..."
Bruce: "BUTT!"
LMAO that was a great exchange/interruption.
When y'all are talking about Spider-Man and Bruce says that Spider-Man cries out like a woman when he gets it was so funny to me 😂😂😂
hoping that the Shower brothers end up joining the DCEU
More funhaus...Yessssss!!!
First member here, but will get my GF to sign up on that Wednesday and share it up with my homies. Love you guys, best of luck!
Love the Bones Tv Game Show thing
Good Lord, Lawrence is falling apart! I hope the health insurance offered by RT is good.
This podcast should just be called Lawrence’s Medical Morals
jesus christ it sounds like Lawrence just isn't meant to be alive
Ok, I'm finally gonna sign up for First. ONLY FOR FUNHAUS!
If your goal is to gain strength check out Barbell Medicine or Starting Strength. In particular the Starting Strength Linear Progression (SSLP).
Bones! Always good to have his opinion. Loved the gameplay Bruce and Bones did the other day for Spiderman too! Dude soup is always a good watch/listen, keep up the good work
Japanese toilets have bi-directional modes.
A shot that goes front to back for women, and back to front for men.
Just FYI.
People also do realize you can wipe and then bidet .. pretty sure that's how your supposed to do it lol.
So do $40 addon ones, there is a setting for women.
You guys should watch ButteredSideDown, their real animations are awesome!!! Love all of you, keep up the good work!
Never seen Bones look more like a Dad
Damn, the worst time to eat breakfast...good-bye eggs on toast...
So this is just becoming the how has Lawrence hurt himself this week podcast
Can you do a Lawrence injury story compilation please?
There should be a Just Cause Battle Royale, it would do really good!
*YOU MESS WITH SPIDA-MAN YOU MESS WITH NEW YOOOORK*
Fun fact, I had the same thing as Lawrence and I was able to get rid of it. I bit my lip really hard and I got a massive bump, and all I had to do was rinse my mouth and lip with salt water like three times a day for a week or two.
I have to say Hinge is actually amazing, I've met some fantastic girls there who aren't just looking for a hook up
the shooting is the only thing that pubg has going for it
Had to go use antibac in my ears after the start of this podcast
I moved from listening on spotify to youtube just to see that cool pink patch on lawrences shoulder
I still wished that COD: Infinity Wars splintered off into its own sub section of game. I really loved the sci-fi take of getting into a fighter and flying in space. Sadly they didnt use that in the Multiplayer part and even the 'zombies' mode should have been Robots to have kept in the theme of the game. That one stage trying to take out rogue robots, would have been fun in a multiplayer mode.
Bruce "You bet its hard" Greene
I fucking LOVED "Action". Between that and "Go", 1999 was a good year for Jay Mohr.
A quick correction on the Steam thing. Valve isn't banning "Pornography and straight up trolling" games, they're banning "illegal and straight up trolling" games. I don't think it's been clarified if that covers adult rated games (as there are some rules around distributing those in some places) or just the genuinely illegal things.
really impressive.... every dev has said battle royal is the simplest game mode to make .idk why lars is praising it so much .its easy money for AAA titles .
Am I sad for pretending that im typing up words at work when all im doing is typing here in the comments section, the funny thing is that my boss thinks im working hard cause of the amount of typing im doing but I've already completed the work cause it only took me 10 minutes to do but my boss gave me an hour so im going to milk every minute of it and the second he walks pass my desk i simply ALT Tab and it looks like im in the middle of a paragraph typing. Really all I got to do is hit paste as Ive cut half the paragraph out. Well see you next Dude Soup I guess where I will carry on this mesmerising tale. Hmm Mesmerising, its a word i don't often type, and yes i had to right click it because i didn't know how to spell it correctly. And yes I use S instead of Z... Its the lords English God Damn You!
Munny hey man, Good job.
Bob wants to promote you.
Extremely relatable, I too am typing under these circumstances. I finish my work in about half the time I'm allotted and spend the time catching up on podcasts/videos, but most importantly Dude Soup.
skip to 12:00 for actual content
I know that spider-trilogy aged terribly (and became a train wreck by the 3rd one) but I will stand by my feeling that that portrayal of Green Goblin was awesome. The suit, the glider, the bombs, the personality. Just fantastic.
I say that while not being able to remember when was the last time I saw it, but my memory of it is beautiful and not cringy at all.
P.s. @ 1:12:54 Bones is talking about HobGoblin and says he might’ve been possessed by a demon, and Adam says “Like Etchjerjin?” Which I’m assuming he was trying to reference Etrigan, a demon character from DC. Whether a joke to make it sound like Estrogen or just a goof, I appreciate the DC reference. That’s all I got, goodnight.
I wouldn't be surprised if this huge influx of BR games actually did way more harm to the player bases of these games then good.
Is 1:30h normal for Dude Soup now? I've been watching the latest episodes at 1.25x or 1.5x speed, I preferred it when it was shorter
Woah wtf! I thought you guys didn’t like splinter cell that’s my favorite franchise!!! Can’t wait!
5:20 if it was a allergic reaction to the tape it would spread from that location (an example would a lot of red dots at the location where the tape was and the same red dots in sensitive areas like your armpits and then finally else where like on your back) , from what I saw it seem localized only to the area where you had the tape which means you shouldn't have that tape on your skin because one or more of the chemicals is causing irritation (not too bad) but a chemical irritation can cause a lot more problems.
there are a lot of different tapes you can get, *I suggest getting a gauze tape from your local pharmacy.* Good luck I hope you get better dude.
2019 RIP Lawrence 😢
I'm 11 minutes in and this is the best podcast in recent times. Forget all this gaming talk and other nonsense, let's talk about eating ass and poopie undies!
Lawdog, you wrong about the Dying Light game. DL 2 hasn't had a confirmed battle Royale, as far a I've seen, and the one you mentioned is in The original game, has like 8 players, and is more ctf or kill confirmed than battle royale
Bones mentioning the Jeff Foxworthy Show reminded me that there was a Bill Engvall Show that somehow went on for three seasons and is where Jennifer Lawrence got her start.
Similarly, Kaley Cuoco got her start in 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, but that was a much better show than Bill Engvall's.
It's usually good to use some kind of barrier when eating ass. Like glad wrap or something. Stimulation but no poop.
What are those dope ass kicks Lawrence is wearing?
Piss IS NOT sterile
Yes it is.. if you want to clean an open wound on someone you pee on it or have your buddy do it and it will clean the the injury.. look it up dont take my word for it
@@TheDeathwalker86 it has sterile chemicals but it's also full of dehydrating waste and bacteria and really shouldn't be put back in your body
@@loodlebop you can drink it and then drink the pee that your pee made.. there is no bacteria.. its sterile..
@@TheDeathwalker86 omg *NO* I hope you're joking.
@@loodlebop I'm not saying to do it .I'm just saying you could .. it might save your life if you're dying from dehydration.
I'm interested in the article they reference for "showing how to lift for size or strength", but I can't seem to find any citation... Anyone have it?
Shouldn't have lunch while watching this
I was expecting a Blue Apron ad transition at 10:12
thanks funhaus
I love you with all my heart, Bruce, but I have seen you play PUBG on your own stream. The game's "shooting" wasn't the problem.
I want to see Lawrence medical bill he's been racking up lol
You speaking of Spider man 2 as a "not bad" movie honestly is maddening. It has a higher rating than homecoming itself....i get that the third one ruined everything but 2 by itself is craaaazy good, even in today's standards. Watch it again cause i feel the last time you did it was a different decade. I caught it on tv a couple months ago however and find it to be impecable
My So Called Life was not on forever, it only lasted one season.