it’s part of a longer movie. the premise is that tim and eric are given a huge budget to produce a full length movie, but they blow their entire budget on diamonds and personal makeovers, so could only afford to make a two and half minute movie. their producers become irate and threaten to kill tim and eric which starts the main conflict in the “real” movie.
This is actually John E. Derp, one of our great method actors. "Eddy Scissorpalms" and its sequel "Eddy's Wood," both directed by Tom Button, are masterpieces of Gothic comedy. And let's not forget his mainstream successes "Cowboys of the Caribou" and "Alison's Wandering Lamb." Always taking on rich and rewarding projects to enrich the lives of us, the viewers. I say BONJOUR, John E. Bonjour.
"What do I have to do to get you to finally go out with me?" "They all know my name, but I can't say I know theirs" " bonjour" - tosses diamonds to peasant
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I personally just love the fact the fictional movie has no sense of conflict and everything already was solved before it even started
it’s part of a longer movie. the premise is that tim and eric are given a huge budget to produce a full length movie, but they blow their entire budget on diamonds and personal makeovers, so could only afford to make a two and half minute movie. their producers become irate and threaten to kill tim and eric which starts the main conflict in the “real” movie.
@@johnlewtas6833 I know. Ive seen the movie
ever since i saw this movie i just walk around my school saying bonjour to every person i walk past.
Oui oui manifique
You got the full movie up? Wow hope shlaaang doesn’t see this
_B_ _O_ _N_ _J_ _O_ _R_ _E_
I love how long the 'Directed by Tim & Eric' credit hangs.
MrTayloreh watched this at least 100 times over the years and just noticed this now. lmfao.
NEVER noticed that, lol.
I’m 5 years late but Thanks for pointing that out!
Wow
I'm also pretty sure you cant have a film Directed by two people according to the dga
The smell of baguettes, flowers, fresh meat in the air.
Donny Jepp is an amazing actor.
What a lot of people don't know is that Johnny Depp actually won an Oscar for this role.
^^^ Keep this post at 69 likes. No one else like it.
@@poundtown808 you're not old enough to be on the internet if you think that's funny, little boy.
Until the globalist elites canceled him for "Diamond Jim Part II." Now he's making movies in France. Bonjour, Johnny.
Oscer*
This is not Jonny Depp; I know my Jonny Depp
this is the funniest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life every time i watch it.
I desperately need Adult Swim to make an actual full length movie about Diamond Jim
This is full length.
Diamond Jim desperately wanted this woman to be his, what did he do? He took action and made his wants and needs for-filled.
They made it. It's called Beach Bum.
play it on loop 2 hours, thats what i do
This just hits different after the trial.
"I'm John Depp, and you're watching Celebrity Zillionaire"
When you've got movies like Johnny Depp in them you can't lose! 5 page of popcorn and a little baguette, bon jore!
Bonjour, Johnny Bore.
Are those horse hooves sounds when he walks? Lol
one of those emotional love-stories that transcends time.
i give this movie 5 bags of popcorn and two sodas
Breathtaking.
Johnny Depp won his court case because of this film
A girl cannot say no to diamonds. 💍
Oui Oui, Benefic
This is actually John E. Derp, one of our great method actors. "Eddy Scissorpalms" and its sequel "Eddy's Wood," both directed by Tom Button, are masterpieces of Gothic comedy. And let's not forget his mainstream successes "Cowboys of the Caribou" and "Alison's Wandering Lamb." Always taking on rich and rewarding projects to enrich the lives of us, the viewers. I say BONJOUR, John E. Bonjour.
Cowboys of the Caribou 🤣 are you serious? I liked Quick and fresh in San José
You forgot about his role in “what’s eating Gilbert grapefruit”
love this movie
It’s not about the destination. It’s about the journey (and the friends) you make along the way.
An instant classic and cinema masterpiece.
All these years later and I still don't know why I crack up at this. There's literally nothing funny going on. 🎉
This movie kind of falls apart in the third act
I still remember when Depp when the Oscar for his role as Diamond Jim. There was nary a dry eye in sight. The role depp was born to play
thats not johnny depp, i know my johnny depp.
Hmmmm Nice Bike ..... he quoted the scene after.....
smh
but it smelled like johnny depp..
I paid a billion dollars for that piece of $h;t?
Most beautiful picture I've ever seen :')
Oui oui, magnifique.
I give this five bagger five bags, and two little miniature diamond suits
Bon Jorr
when I first watched this movie, I really thought it was Johnny Depp
A movie where the Opening Credits is also the End Credits at the same time.
Academy Awards don't know what they're doing.
its Rongie Rongregez
Hello Rongie
Yeah, you've really got to lay into that "J".
"I paid a billion dollars for this piece of shit??"
"What do I have to do to get you to finally go out with me?"
"They all know my name, but I can't say I know theirs"
" bonjour" - tosses diamonds to peasant
And that's fools diamond...and it's not for sale
Tuuurrrtllllleee... Turtle turtle
Was this Ronny Rodriguez
John Depp
Hey, it's Avengers: Infinity Wars! (Cause they just got a billion dollar budget)
They all know my name but I cant say I know theirs
I always wondered was this skit specifically aimed at Depp..like some kinda inside joke.
Yes believe it or not the real Johnny depp actually has citizenship in France
Still better than Disney Star Wars
Bon Jorr John Depp. Enjoy your bagetts.
Donny Jepp is a phenomenal actor
Johnny Depp leaving the courtroom.
I found this movie at the dollar tree in my neighborhood....
I didn't know Johnny Depp was in this movie.
her name is "Erica Durance"
Now kiss me.
at 0:46 those are not his legs. I swear.
+Patrick Dirks Petite feet, feminine step!
I want those shoes. No, I need those shoes.
I want the sound they make, to come from every shoe I wear.
"bonjour"
no, it wasnt Johnny Depp, I know my Johnny Depp
Better than Chocolat
This guy looks more like the real Johnny Depp everyday
oui, oui, manifique!
and i yell at my teacher is when she gives a pop quiz"Come I need the quiz before the movie not after the movie"
bon-jore
Fun fact: that was really Johnny Depp.
That wasn't Johnny Depp. I know my Johnny Depp.
Bonjour
On reconnaît effectivement bien Paris.
Bonjour! 👌
My favorite John Dep episode was when he performed as Beetlegeese.
It smells like him.
Bonjore
Johnny Depp played a lookalike of himself playing Diamond Jim. Amber Heard can't act.
Oui oui, mannefeek.
What did this cost to make
At least now everyone thinks you know french
is that manuel from dekkar
I thought it was okay, but it sure wasn't worth a billion dollars!
Still a better love story than Twilight
The guy in this video looks just like John Depp from celebrity zillions LiKe if U aGrEe.
Bonjour.
BINJOUR
oui oui mannifeek
Mere fiction and Parody became reality... The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power
Ronnie Rodrigues
"what the fuck was that"
😊
didnt even get a big CZ straight up plastic
Hopefully with a poor accent. "Bonjer. Bonjer."
Bonjour Amber Tùrd
I am getting so tired of the prism link ad.
Pretty like a pirate 💋
😐
I thought it was Jon Depp?
Ayy web junk
AYYYYYY!
your playlist cured my crippling depression
Thanks, Senpai! Glad to hear my playlist cured somebody and rather than give cancer finally.
I am so much worse off than when I started this.
what the fuck was that?
Its terrible what Amber Turd did to this man.
eye cri ery tiem
THAT WAS THE WORST FUCKING MOVIE I HAVE EVER WATCHED IN MY FUCKING LIIIIIIIIIIFE!
μποντζιουρ
I payed a billion dollars for this piece of shit?
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour