Don't try to make us jealous with your love affairs, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to Jerjerod has not helped you get the Death Star II completed on schedule.
No. It might be the hat that's throwing you off, because if you only briefly look at them, the uniform and hat might make you think they look like the same person.
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear manad
@@joshuanesvacil1758 wait is he actually a spam bot? I thought he was just an avid commenter. I mean the comment has some context to it, and I wouldn't expect that from a bot.
@@joshuanesvacil1758 Hear me out, maybe said content intended to be shite. Having made X amount of shit-fuelled vids on the PS4, I'm somewhat of an artist in the field of shite, haven't looked and don't intend to, especially if bots are involved 🧠 IM BACKING YOU JOSH, 110% Even having no clue as to what I'm talking about, fuck it!
This reminds me of the scene in one of those stupid 90’s teen romcoms where the nerdy girl love interest gets a makeover and the guy main character is seeing her come down the stairs with her new look and realises how hot she is.
Darth Vader: "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." Officer: "But he doesn't choke as hard as you do..." Darth Vader: "What?" Officer: "Nothing, my Lord."
And the girl always comes down the stairs And the car always has wood panelling. And the boy is always nervous. And the girl always calls her Dad "Daddy".
Human expressions are so complicated. It’s fantastic how his facial impression can be completely repurposed from “total fear” to “blushing love”. Without any editing of the image whatsoever.
Officers diary: "There he was standing tall, all dressed in black, leaving me breathless. My heart skipped a beat from the force of his appearance. It felt like he lifted me of this dull station and right into his strong, robotic arms. I imagine grabbing his cold and hard hilt, and the red ligh of Love shines at us."
This love story has me more invested than "I don't like sand", "you're making me uncomfortable" and "I slaughtered all of them, even the children" ever got me into Anakin x Padme.
How does this comment have 300 likes (I was 300) lol. Are you guys just being silent for no reason? Well, I will stop that. Great and funny comment. Now you guys can actually talk.
This has more sexual tension than the entire Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Edit: Love all the replies of people not knowing that fifty shades is a trilogy. Glad to have cursed you all with such information. :)
*"I sense a great... disturbance, in the nether...'* _gulp_ *...regions..."* "L-Lord Vader, it's just that... it's not.." *"..of the force."* "Ah, yes.. yes, yes. That's right, that's right! The ah... Jedis, doing... things, bad things... Sir Mr. Vader, Lord, Sir. Things they... shouldn't be doing... probably. I imagine."
Well, I can't see anything dirty in the video. Obviously the officer has OCD and is fretting because he hasn't given anything a really good cleaning for a while. So now he's thinking about how good it would make him feel to polish Vader's helmet.
*This Makes it Look Like* The General was having a Workplace Affair with Vader and couldn’t control himself just seeing him in the hallway.. Jesus Christ.
Авто/Мото
"Fire at will, Commander."
the bath
Mother of god
Danny Rea 😂
By the force...
rip Will
"I shall double my efforts!"
"I hope so commander 😘"
I think I know what this means, and I’m wishing I didn’t
ruclips.net/video/7YyAS5BeU3c/видео.html
stooooopppp
@@brianorozco1074 haha lol
The emperor won't be as... forgiving as I am
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love."
omfg this is amazing
Don't try to make us jealous with your love affairs, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to Jerjerod has not helped you get the Death Star II completed on schedule.
Awwww :3
😂😂😂
1000th like 😀👍
"I find your lack of faith arousing... I mean disturbing"
LANAAAAA!
💀
YES!!!
Too bad his junk got burned off on Mustafar.
🤭
"Is it getting hot in here or is it that disturbance in the force?"
Underrated oh my god
@@DannyDevitoOfficial nope its the damn lack of ventilation in the suit. Fuck you emperor
"Is that a lightsaber or are you just excited to see me?"
*Stormtrooper leans in to whisper in his ear
"Yeah, that Vader's a keeper alright"
Both
Vader: Officer, my eyes are up here.
Waaaaaay up here. There's a reason shots like that cut from the boots. Lol.
Lol
But look at them buttons!
Officer: Indeed, my lord. But I am not looking at your eyes
that is actually cursed ngl
Why do I feel like this would be a Valentine’s Day commercial?
Darth chocolate
Congrats on 1k 🥳
Yes, Latsi, it should.
Every kill begins with k
@@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked get it at target
he lickin his lips like vader about to show him The Force
chomungus he likes it when Vader force chokes him😏
The Force of his DIIIICK.
WHAT THE FUCK
Darth Vader im gonna tell padme
Oh wait....
Sorry.
😡😭
This is just that scene in every 80's movie where the plain looking girl comes downstairs radiating beauty before heading off to prom.
As her boyfriend stares at her with his mouth wide open at her "undeniably beauty".
@@MahouShoujo-Studios don't forget her/her boyfriend's bullies feeling humiliated
@@revimfadli4666 Whilst the girlfriend's dad threatening the boyfriend to "be careful with his little girl".
@@MahouShoujo-Studios No thats the scene when the dad finally comes around to the boyfriend and says "You guys have fun" and shakes his hand.
@@KantFromEC And then the boyfriend gives a nervous smile and says while still shaking his hand "T-Thank you sir".
This scene is now: our goofy, lovable protagonist watches in awe as his prom date walks down the stairs in his beautiful prom dress.
Why does it have to be lady-Vader
Why can’t it just be Vader 😂
Guys it’s 2021 😂 🏳️🌈
I read that as the other word the starts with p and ends with orn. I hate that it came to mind first.
@@Mr.Scootini no
ruclips.net/video/7YyAS5BeU3c/видео.html
@DeAndre DeAndre and das on period
The Resistance wasn’t the only thing uprising
😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS ONE
holy shit dude
I feel Wei Wuxian might know a thing or two on this front.
@@kincil1603 HAHAHA PLZ-
"I need more men."
- some really motivated imperial commander
There are never enough men.
@@thorthegodofthunder9150 Wise words Thor. 😉
@@thorthegodofthunder9150 soo gang bang huh?
@Orwellian Future Is Now Oof. That's just embarrassing.
@Orwellian Future Is Now how lol, they didn't say anything homophobic
Only real fans know that this was actually the original cut.
This is the reason why we don't accept the special editions.
Yes, only fans
@@thewholecircus lol “OnlyFans” 🤣
Then they'll scream 'sToP mAkInG sTaR wArS pOLiTicAl!!1!'
*o n l y f a n s*
Great, now some guy is going to write some weird fan fiction between Darry Vader and that one soldier
singingsun04 Who's Darry?
Admiral Piet (Piette? not sure of the spelling). But lets be honest he's an imperial officer who lasted two movies. It existed.
This one is Moff Jerjerrod. Piett is the one on the Super Star Destroyer
What the hell did they get the same actor?
No. It might be the hat that's throwing you off, because if you only briefly look at them, the uniform and hat might make you think they look like the same person.
Ah yes,
The deleted scene.
😍😍what a legend
Tall dark & handsome
More like the remastered scene 😏
It didn’t test well before release🤣
Blooper
"Well hey there, tall dark and raspy"
I totally read that as "tall, dark and crispy" at first; but it still checks out.
@@SirMike02 Still works.
😭
@@SirMike02 k w i s p y
@@SirMike02 Same
L-Lord Vader I wasn’t expecting y-your arrival *Blushes*
But we all know that he was.
Isahi Magdaleno _Vader-senpai_
Isahi Magdaleno *Vader-kun*
Pulls out meat scepter
I-It's not like I wanted to force choke you or anything...baka...
Officer: I must be from Alderaan, cause you just blew up my world
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear manad
@@joshuanesvacil1758 We should make a bot...to tell spam bots to shut up
@@joshuanesvacil1758 wait is he actually a spam bot? I thought he was just an avid commenter. I mean the comment has some context to it, and I wouldn't expect that from a bot.
@axxl I'm sorry but your videos are just bad. I had a look. You are someone from tiktok on the wrong platform. No way you have 30k in real subs.
@@joshuanesvacil1758 Hear me out, maybe said content intended to be shite.
Having made X amount of shit-fuelled vids on the PS4, I'm somewhat of an artist in the field of shite, haven't looked and don't intend to, especially if bots are involved 🧠
IM BACKING YOU JOSH, 110%
Even having no clue as to what I'm talking about, fuck it!
The officer wasn’t nervous to see him. He was trying to control his lust.
Yes. That's the joke.
*B-BAKA!!*
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... lustful
Literally he swallowed
So, senor. Buenos.
Category: Cars and Vehicles
Stirling Bennett Cause its a ship
viciousspew lmfao
_Cause he wants to ride Vader_
Wait wat?
I'll drive my vehicle into you any time *wink*
"I am your father, but you can call me daddy"
Underrated comment 😂😭
🙄
Sweet Home Alabama
..lol
Shouldve been a "not" in there somewhere...
[Vader breathing] "so I heard you like asphyxiation"
XD
Mr Banana " take my breath away " would be a better song choice.
"Force choke me, Daddy"
Actually I like “Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation.”
There is a deleted scene where Vader chokes him a bit, because he stops him from entering the Emperor's throne room.
Him: Gets force choked
Also him: "harder!"
Uhhh ,Excuse me?
"You ruined the Force for me!"
Hahaha 😄
*"Harder daddy"* 🥵😩
PAHAHAHAHABAHAHABHAHABABBABABHA
I hope Vader snepai notices me
Hello there
Darth Vader General Skywalker!
+Darth Vader i dissaprove of this
OH Darth Sidious umm hi
Darth Sidious mmm
This should be a series, if it's not already. Just scenes from movies with all kinds of music that does not fit original intention of the scene.
Yeah, agreed.
Its actually a class in college.
@@Lowlightt damn.
@@Lowlightt hu-whattt?
@@Lowlightt lmao no way,,, which college bro
Force Choke
Remember kids *context is key*
Yoo wtf 😂
*Whimper* Harder, daddy.
-"What!?"
-"What?"
(;
Harder... harder........ way harder
Vader: breathes heavily
“I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if a million fanfiction authors cried out for joy, then clicking upload.”
You're not wrong
Me.
"Execute rule 34!"
This reminds me of the scene in one of those stupid 90’s teen romcoms where the nerdy girl love interest gets a makeover and the guy main character is seeing her come down the stairs with her new look and realises how hot she is.
^If he did that, he’d be dying too.
Like in Scooby Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed
@@Leo-oc4qe Or Friday Night by Katy Perry
The Breakfast Club?
Sounds like ‘she’s all that’? Laney Boggs
"But he asks the impossible! I need more men!"
"You know there was a time where I was enough for you!"
Iam losing my hope for humanity
@Completely depressed Shoretrooper a bit mean bub
@@hunterofdarkness8329 I don't get it, is this a reference or..?
@@IR17171717
Nah.
Just being mean over a joke.
@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 ah. Strange. Fair
Darth Vader: "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
Officer: "But he doesn't choke as hard as you do..."
Darth Vader: "What?"
Officer: "Nothing, my Lord."
Sr
He needs more men 😏
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ruclips.net/video/7YyAS5BeU3c/видео.html
@@JesusChrist-jh3gd I gotta agree Jesus
A reading from the officers new book titled:
*50 Shades Of Vade..*
_"Our love burns hotter then the force of a thousand light sabers."_
Woooooooooow
Didn't saw this coming
*"fifty shades darther"*
@@1-800-CHRISSY 💀
"Oh yea im gonna show you my lightsaber" 😏
"Vader chan!" 😳😏
"I'm about to show you the true power of the darkside!"
“With hips like that, you know Vader was born to be a diva.”
-Jonathan Tronathan
Im done
Luke, I am your Daddy.
🚪🚶♀️
@@Adam-oh3vu NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vader had hips?🤔
Wasn't it burned?
"I'm a normal general. What people don't know, is that I have a secret"
He is a Grand Moff
*N o* . Stop ruining my childhood franchise in the comments, God-Dang it! >XV...
@@eliavi3251 No he isn't. He's a Commander.
“MIRACULO- whoops wrong show.
Please don’t hate me I’m not a weeb.
Omfg stop it with this shit
"I am not your father, But you can still call me daddy."
-applause-
BEST COMMENT EVER!
Then stop pretending to be!
Stolen
D-daddy? *blushes*
stop making so many dirty jokes, i can't like all of them.
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
The dirty side of the force opens the door to so many abilities some might find unatural.
@@realfanstv2275 should be locking the door instead 😏
"Love is the path to the dark side. Love leads to intimacy, intimacy leads attachment, attachment leads to the tenderness. I sense much love in you."
Read that in Barry White's voice.
The lips parting and the nervous swallow along with the music SENT ME 💀💀💀
333 likes with no comment weird
It’s like that cheesy scene before prom from every movie when the boyfriend is waiting in the living room and the prom date comes out
And the girl always comes down the stairs
And the car always has wood panelling.
And the boy is always nervous.
And the girl always calls her Dad "Daddy".
.... except its Star Wars
@budomino Put er' there
Charlie C made this comment 3 days ago, it's literally the one right above yours man, cmon.
@@DevWo3 tfw when you take stuff literally
Whispers seductively : You may fire when ready
@@spirit2801 it’s my kinda trap
Fire what - sorry?
@@crimsonstrykr it’s a euphemism for orgasming
@@redacted8839 "The Shield is Down!!!" - (Admiral Ackbar)
All that black leather, ooh saucy.
ScottishBeverage62 and that nice big lightsaber
So uncivilized.
@@pentelegomenon1175 not by the hands of a jedi
He was psyched about the imminent birth of his child and wanted an outfit that says "Dad likes leather".
@The SNES Man you also understand the "lightsaber" guy😂😂
Comment section: *This is where the fun begins*
Lol I don’t understand what the heck the comments mean.
Nailed it!
I'm dying scrolling thru
Hahaha!
Indeed!
Vader: *Force choke*
Jerjerrod: *blushing* Harder daddy
Vader: What?
Jerjerrod: What?
Skjgvdkabthzkdkxix
Vader: Son??
SON??
LMAO! XD
What?
The way he licks his lips i died lmao
Same XD
The gulp he takes completes the video
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
*choking* "h-harder"
*Vader Choking*
Commander: Harder...
Vader: what
Commander: what
That’s from dorkly
@@BuMMasUmmA no I recycled the joke from Twitter
😂
@@paul_warner the term recycling a joke sounds so much better then stealing, you must be a politician.
“What’s the difference between a villain and a supervillain”
“Presentation”
Megamind Circa 2010
Criminally underrated movie!
Criminally underrated comment!
What the heck is this.
Darth Vader Watch your fricking profanity
john doe no u
Your magnum opus.
Your beautiful love story my guy
This is art
this is one of those timeless, simplistic youtube gems that’s gonna trend again every couple years
Except this will possibly be taken down soon, as RUclips is cracking down hard on copyrighted materiel :\
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your *fathers* "
Hol’ up-
im wheezing lmfao
I’m fucking wheezing
Spit my coffee all over the fucking wall
😂😂 don't worry I'm just dying of laughter on the floor here
I couldn’t focus on my maths assignment because of this damn video looping in my head
I feel so sorry for you
Did you finish your work tho?
Same xD
@@jakdasjefferson3894 Yieee why you asking her
Dr. Flacko why not
This reminds me of Luke Skywalker at the Battle of Hoth. " Wedge, pull out! You're no good to me back there . . ! "
Wait, he actually said that? I don't remember that! Lmfao
That was actually during the Death Star run in a new hope
@@khajiitimanus7432 WHAT?? THEY PUT THAT IN A MOVIE?
@@thefirebirdflock3440 - And don't forget that they were targeting the "small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."
@@gustavofringpolloshermano I guess not
For anyone wondering the song is True by Spandau Ballet
Oh i just realized it is in the description
One of the best! I was a sophomore in high school when this came out
@@sbaker3426 Sam you old shawty 😂😂😂
@@darielrowe1324 yep!! proud to still be around! lol :)
These replies are so wholesome I cant-
He has more more sexual chemistry with Vader than Padme ever did
🤣 otp right there
Sarasati S, you’re breaking Padme’s heart!
You freaking killed her dude
Very much yes.
eric artola LiAr!
Dear diary, today Father Vader just choked me with his manliest force choke. I've never been so turned on
-Officer
Underrated comment
Dead
Officer: You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans
Lmfao
This is gold 😂😂
Kim you've been revived for the 8th time now how hood are your doctors?
Ngl I imagine that would be pickup line both rebels and empire uses
The Kim accounts always make the best comments.
"I-It's not like I was waiting for your arrival or anything.
Baka."
This looks familiar...
Stolen?
@@jakenewgate5804 stolen from wattpad😏
@@jakenewgate5804 noooo. But yep, I've seen similar comments.
-I-It's not like I stole comments for likes. ////-
Gets choked to death by the force
Gentlemen, appreciate the context please.
Vader:I am your father
Luke:NNNOOOOO
Vader:and this here is your adoptive father
Luke "visibel confusion"
YEEEAH!! TWO DADS!!
What?
Hahaha!! 🤣
Luke: “The sith seem very accepting”
The song is called "True" from Spandau Ballet.
thank you sir
Thanks
Thank you, listened to this song so often but the name completely slipped
🐐
There goes my hero
Vader: "I wasn't aware that you had a lightsaber general. Or perhaps... you're just happy to see me."
Yes, just 3 more likes
I HAVE MADE IT 69 LIKES
Tf 😂😂😂
lool
*mechanical breathing noise*
"You take my breath away officer"
Reminds me of:
"Asthmatic. But I'll take your breath away."
He wants the lightsaber
Suprised this isnt a more common comment.
he wants the Schwartz from Dark Helmet
Frick
"MOM, i'm on the weird part of youtube, again."
"SON, I think you might be using your fathers account."
Brilliant 👍
Mom pick me up, I'm scared
I wish this was longer, well done!
Andy I know right! Lol
it is longer. this is stolen and clipped
Where from?
Andy not even that funny.
If Larry the cable guy did this you'd call it annoying lol
Jane Well it is, but to watch the rest of it, you have to switch to a porn site.
*Wattpad creators be like: Thank you for the inspiration for my new story*
Human expressions are so complicated. It’s fantastic how his facial impression can be completely repurposed from “total fear” to “blushing love”. Without any editing of the image whatsoever.
I know right! It’s amazing
Dude like, “Here comes Vader, lookin like a whole snack.”
Vader: _How dare you! _*_I’M THE WHOLE DAMN MEAL!_*
Vader lookin dummy thicc today
He'd be the fancy dinner himself
Is it the way he walked that makes it look like he’s taking him to prom or??!.?.?.!.
@@TamWam_ totally his girl-next-door energy
Lord Vader: “ I destroyed Alderaan earlier and if you keep looking at me like that I’ll destroy Uranus tonight...”
UNDERRATED!!😂😂😂😂
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED, IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣
LMAOO
Choked on my breakfast reading this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Take my like, you witty commentator.
Officer: "Daddy Vader, you haven't looked this hot since Mustafar."
Mad lad
“I see your Shwartz is as big as mine!”
I see you are a man of culture as well
Spaceball is love, spaceball is life.
@@thomastizot449 yessirr
“Now let’s see how well you handle it.”
This turns into a yaoi shit
To Luke he’s the father but to him he’s the daddy.
lmao, needs more likes
Stolen
@@clevergirl4457 stolen comment tho
@@shaddymate4095 From who? I just came up with that.
@@Katsumi590 from a guy named bindursundart 3 days ago
Officers diary: "There he was standing tall, all dressed in black, leaving me breathless. My heart skipped a beat from the force of his appearance. It felt like he lifted me of this dull station and right into his strong, robotic arms. I imagine grabbing his cold and hard hilt, and the red ligh of Love shines at us."
The bdsm Star Wars fan fic we didn't know we needed
Poetic as hell
WHY....
Let me guess, I'm sure there's a similar fanfic about this...
Wattpad be like
Officer: You must be the force, because I can feel you flowing through me 😏🥵
Tbh if I had a 7ft tall all-in-leather date I would also be nervous.
With a bulletproof cape, mind you.
@@heliveruscalion9124 there's no bullets in the star wars universe though
Will he use him by Force ! (gets a little excited)
@@porthokandenizen yes there are, one group that put them to good use were the Tusken Raiders
Fair enough
This love story has me more invested than "I don't like sand", "you're making me uncomfortable" and "I slaughtered all of them, even the children" ever got me into Anakin x Padme.
But it gets everywhere
@@pumkin610 yes sand is annoying
Not like you, m'lady.
@Slade Hoodlum "I just murdered children." "To be angry is to be human."
I don't know what couples you know and I don't want to ever meet them.
@@sacrecharlemagne2262 your comment legit made me laugh lol
I am glad to live in a world where we humans have evolved to make masterpieces like this.
Absolutely.. 👍
I think it’s equally insane that we evolved to enjoy something so goofy like this hahaha.
"And when I saw him walking down the isle it was like my heart skipped a beat...."
The black leather, the choking, the electroshock, why didn't we see it before; the sith are just really kinky!
Great I'll never think of them as terrifying just as kinky weirdos
My good sir, this is disgusting and an absolute disrespect to the Sith. Thank you
Makes sense. The Jedi are sexually repressive. So of course the Sith would be way too into it and be hypersexual kinksters.
@Czarismatic bruh bruh bruh
You ruined the franchise
"The heartwarming story of an ordinary guy who fell into a volcano but found love again thanks to high end leather fetish-wear"
How does this comment have 300 likes (I was 300) lol. Are you guys just being silent for no reason? Well, I will stop that. Great and funny comment. Now you guys can actually talk.
That lava was pretty... heartwarming
Anything from ordinary
@@jibberjash5997 Not all heroes wear capes.
Sounds like a robot chicken skit lmao
Vader: well how do I look
Officer: you look hotter then the lava rivers of mustafar
*choke noises intensify*
lmao
I think Vader would definitely kill that officer. Mustafa is where his wife was killed and that just brings back terrifying memories for Vader.
@@richardbonnette490
He’s over that now
@@richardbonnette490
In fact, Vader doesn’t flirt often, but when he does he doesn’t mind getting a little freaky with it
Officer: H-Harder
Officer: *keep your cool keep your cool*
Darth vader: *walks out*
Officer:OH NO HES HOT
@L3 I read that in squidwards voice 😂
@@jesusc9972 I read that in Hitler’s lol
@@jesusc9972 Imagine Vader walking while making the Squidward walking sound then 😂
Hot as Mustafar
@@simppreventionservices8781 I read it in your moms voice
In Vader, he found someone who shared his dislike of sand.
Vader: *force chokes him*
The guy: *HaRdEr FaThEr*
Everything that rhymes is good
Hol up...
This is taking fetishes to a whole new level
"what"
*HaRdEr FaThEr*
This has more sexual tension than the entire Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.
Edit: Love all the replies of people not knowing that fifty shades is a trilogy. Glad to have cursed you all with such information. :)
Lines and Paper it’s a fucking tRILOGY-
Wait, theres three of them?
Since when is it a fucking trilogy
There were two more books?!
It's sad because it's actually true
this video could make world peace
Or destroy the world as we know it
"The emperor is not as loving as I am"
When your hubby's been on that other Star Destroyer for too damn long
This is the true experience of "Yo The Empire is pretty chill"
you should like join or something.
Yeah, actually "True"
@@arrigo7476 Consider joining, little padawan?
This is why sound design is so important in film - just exaggerated by meme format but same point made
👍
Im dying from the fake fanfic lines the comments are creating for this😂
same xD
Original: *Oh shit I wasn’t expecting him here*
This version: *O-oh, Vader Chan...I wasn’t expecting you here* 😳
Bro I’m
So stupid, what is with these comments
i ship it
*badum tss*
hey
Fr4nno GL We do not tolerate Rebel comments in this imperial Romance
This takes place on the Death Star.
I moon it. "sexual tension intensifies"
Dammit haha
he saw something bulging, something throbbing in the cusp of his cloak
"is that a lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?"
STOP MAKING ME LIKE ALL THE COMMENTS
oh my
😂👍
OH NO SHUT UP BBSHSKSKSKS
OwO! What's this? uwu. Someone kiwwed twe younglings! ÙwÚ
*"I sense a great... disturbance, in the nether...'*
_gulp_
*...regions..."*
"L-Lord Vader, it's just that... it's not.."
*"..of the force."*
"Ah, yes.. yes, yes. That's right, that's right! The ah... Jedis, doing... things, bad things... Sir Mr. Vader, Lord, Sir. Things they... shouldn't be doing... probably. I imagine."
I have patience to read this
@jari lol
Damn bro, what you said has changed my life and I care about how little patience you got and the fact that nobody asked.
@@peanut4831 lmao
He sounds like c3po lol
Officer: "Hmm, I'd sure like to push those buttons slowly, tonight."
Vader: "..."
stop making dirty jokes, I'm tired of liking every comments
Well, I can't see anything dirty in the video. Obviously the officer has OCD and is fretting because he hasn't given anything a really good cleaning for a while.
So now he's thinking about how good it would make him feel to polish Vader's helmet.
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
we love a man in uniform over here in the darkside 😍😍😍
Join the darkside we have cookies
"The Emperor is coming here?"
Yes, and he isn't as forgiving as I am.
Oh he's coming all right
My mother pissed herself laughing watching this over my shoulder
"I find your lack of groove disturbing"
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
I’ll never look at this scene the same way again...
*This Makes it Look Like* The General was having a Workplace Affair with Vader and couldn’t control himself just seeing him in the hallway.. Jesus Christ.
thats the point
Dad, get off the Internet.
Ikr😂😂
@@mumflrfumperdink8416 i wrote that comment while up late one night - dont blame me for being on demon time
@@firstlast9846 its fine, thats pretty funny