Did the Arbiter Spread his Seed?!

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @EdwinTheRandom
    @EdwinTheRandom Год назад +2284

    i can just imagine a full grown elite was just born and already knew how to fight

  • @RealBearFace
    @RealBearFace Год назад +1427

    "Demon, i have spawned a youngling. Here is an invitation to his birthday party. Chips Dubbo will be there."

    • @Saberfighterx
      @Saberfighterx 10 месяцев назад +99

      That actually sounds like a wholesome story in the making i now wanna see a fanfic of this

    • @urielcardenas1409
      @urielcardenas1409 10 месяцев назад +54

      “WARahh WARDUDA” or something like that

    • @whiteshadow943
      @whiteshadow943 9 месяцев назад +15

      Dubbo?

    • @Red-tail-haux
      @Red-tail-haux 9 месяцев назад +36

      Chips dubbo has somehow been the only marine to be canon wise alive besides slacker and a few others

    • @Saberfighterx
      @Saberfighterx 9 месяцев назад +35

      @@Red-tail-haux chips dubbo is an absolute giga chad

  • @mrchief7836
    @mrchief7836 Год назад +991

    The arbiter has that dawg in em

    • @itsmanxzyxd5087
      @itsmanxzyxd5087 Год назад +31

      I was waiting for him to say it

    • @CrontexBeats
      @CrontexBeats  Год назад +61

      He did have thay Dawg in em

    • @proxy90909
      @proxy90909 Год назад +15

      He put the Dawg in someone else

    • @mrswaninator3540
      @mrswaninator3540 Год назад +8

      @@proxy90909Dawg😂

    • @venomvandal5443
      @venomvandal5443 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@CrontexBeats he massaged a grunts sack and put his red rocket inside of his arbiter hole.

  • @sparta_1qwerty148
    @sparta_1qwerty148 Год назад +1365

    He came
    He saw
    He conquered

    • @CrontexBeats
      @CrontexBeats  Год назад +230

      No no no
      He came
      He saw
      He came
      He came
      He came

    • @sparta_1qwerty148
      @sparta_1qwerty148 Год назад +20

      @@CrontexBeats XD

    • @gunman598
      @gunman598 Год назад

      @@CrontexBeats he seeded all over the sangussy

    • @m4x927
      @m4x927 Год назад +10

      I wonder where they store the package now that we're on this topic.

    • @sparta_1qwerty148
      @sparta_1qwerty148 Год назад +8

      @m4x927 your asking questions that we are not supposed to answer

  • @FIRE_BOMB1
    @FIRE_BOMB1 Год назад +711

    I love the idea of Master Chief and the Arbiter drinking together when MC realizes the Arbiter smashed then MC gets jealous.

    • @CrontexBeats
      @CrontexBeats  Год назад +202

      John117: "So...you a virgin..."
      Arbiter: "were it so easy. I have 3 sons...what about you Demon?"
      John117: "me... *pfft* ...no..."

    • @FIRE_BOMB1
      @FIRE_BOMB1 Год назад +34

      @@CrontexBeatsGlorious

    • @Cruzfire10
      @Cruzfire10 Год назад +31

      Does Master Chief even know what sex is?

    • @therealdustbuster9884
      @therealdustbuster9884 Год назад +49

      ​@@Cruzfire10My assumption is he knows but he doesn't care about it. I'm guessing that Spartans don't have any sort of sex drive so they don't get distracted from their duty. (I could be wrong though, this is just my assumption)

    • @jackskellingtonsfollower3389
      @jackskellingtonsfollower3389 Год назад +41

      ​@@Cruzfire10I'm sure the Spartan IIs and IIIs are aware of what it is. But like @therealdustbuster9884 said, they probably lack the drive for it. This would make sense considering their heavy military upbringing.

  • @highlandcow5698
    @highlandcow5698 Год назад +1019

    He is doing better than chief 💀

    • @CrontexBeats
      @CrontexBeats  Год назад +138

      He is 😔

    • @darkspark5854
      @darkspark5854 Год назад +61

      Yeah but that’s because the writers hate Chief and want him to be miserable

    • @alexrangel1123
      @alexrangel1123 Год назад +46

      What do you mean? Halo 4 ending with life size Cortana? Then the appearance of the Weapon? Cmon bruh

    • @K_Bogz
      @K_Bogz Год назад +53

      It's official, the weapon is chief's adopted daughter.

    • @highlandcow5698
      @highlandcow5698 Год назад +4

      @@CrontexBeats thanks for the reply man your one of my favourite halo RUclipsrs

  • @bobafett3697
    @bobafett3697 Год назад +200

    FINALLY, one of the playable characters isn't a Virgin!

    • @CrontexBeats
      @CrontexBeats  Год назад +39

      "Deffantly not resonating with this main Character." -343 fans

    • @SalandVin99956
      @SalandVin99956 10 месяцев назад

      Rookie definitely smashed 😏

  • @NyanSquid
    @NyanSquid Год назад +91

    Arby's we have the MEAT.

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 7 месяцев назад +8

    "Well Arbiter I...I think you're cute too."

  • @Mr-hat
    @Mr-hat Год назад +164

    The FBI and CIA are going to be looking for you with that search history 😂

    • @jakethesnake3593
      @jakethesnake3593 10 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, only THEY can have questionable search histories.

    • @DashunicornII
      @DashunicornII 9 месяцев назад +2

      ONI*

    • @Jon-ob9oy
      @Jon-ob9oy 2 месяца назад

      Wait ... Which one?

  • @danieljvanrensburg
    @danieljvanrensburg Год назад +225

    So I'm guessing you compiled a list of topics at the beginning of this month and now you're sharing these lovely questions with everyone😂

    • @CrontexBeats
      @CrontexBeats  Год назад +34

      Don't knock my process

    • @danieljvanrensburg
      @danieljvanrensburg Год назад +13

      @@CrontexBeats forgive me, I won't stop you from posting "who has the biggest cake in halo" tomorrow😭🤣

    • @shrek1745
      @shrek1745 Год назад +1

      I believe at the beginning of the month he released a video for pride month saying he was going to talk about some weird things, my favorite so far is "is noble 6 a virgin?"

    • @danieljvanrensburg
      @danieljvanrensburg Год назад

      @@shrek1745 yeah i remember that too lol, ig another 9 days and it'll be over

  • @gabethebabe3337
    @gabethebabe3337 Год назад +29

    He’s got the “disgraced warrior who regained his honor though overthrowing his rulers” rizz

  • @Jas12318
    @Jas12318 Год назад +38

    Now THIS is the halo lore we should be focusing on

  • @commandercody2980
    @commandercody2980 Год назад +176

    The Arbiter was a master swordsman, and they are allowed to mate with any Sangheili women they want. So it would be surprising for him to not have at least one child
    Edit: upon further googling, "Autel 'Vadam" does not seem to be a canon character and is the work of fans

    • @hanslanda8303
      @hanslanda8303 Год назад +31

      Nope don’t care. Arbiter smashed plenty and there’s nothing you can say otherwise

    • @commandercody2980
      @commandercody2980 Год назад +20

      @@hanslanda8303 I'm not denying that he smashed plenty, just saying that the character that is supposedly his kid is non-canon

    • @hanslanda8303
      @hanslanda8303 Год назад +30

      @@commandercody2980 I’d like to think arbiter was responsible for half of the current elite population

    • @bigotofidiocy409
      @bigotofidiocy409 Год назад +4

      ​@@hanslanda8303help half-elite prefered species bro Im stuck

    • @m4x927
      @m4x927 Год назад +11

      I heard that their children never know who their father is, I could be wrong.

  • @goratron1
    @goratron1 9 месяцев назад +10

    "How can such a handsome reptile thing be single?" 😅😂

  • @goldiedan5567
    @goldiedan5567 Год назад +339

    Next video: How big is an Elites third leg?

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 Год назад +78

      I was going to make a racist joke, but for some reason I don’t feel like doing so anymore

    • @CrontexBeats
      @CrontexBeats  Год назад +114

      Bro what ☝️

    • @Kclanks
      @Kclanks Год назад +7

      💀

    • @Astrovixity
      @Astrovixity Год назад +15

      ​@@T3nMiDGET5711no context, I mean, no crontext?

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 Год назад +16

      Considering We've seen Thel in his birthday suit, it doesn't look like they even HAVE one, which raises questions about Sangheili reproduction best left unanswered

  • @StarRookieRoblox
    @StarRookieRoblox Год назад +24

    "Handsome reptile" what kind of sus things are you into...

    • @CrontexBeats
      @CrontexBeats  Год назад +13

      Ahh ahh ahh... I said "Handsome reptile... *Thing* ."

    • @m4x927
      @m4x927 Год назад +14

      @@CrontexBeats yea I bet u'd look at that handsome reptile's thing, u ain't fooling anyone.

    • @CrontexBeats
      @CrontexBeats  Год назад +11

      @@m4x927 😰😱

  • @gunman598
    @gunman598 Год назад +52

    Arbiter getting the game on with the rizz 🥵

  • @MagnusTonitrum117
    @MagnusTonitrum117 Год назад +12

    Autel ‘Vadam is a fan made character
    literally his only existence is on the Halo Fanon wiki

  • @randomhaloplayer1893
    @randomhaloplayer1893 Год назад +8

    Such a handsome reptile thing. Lol that one got me

  • @Blackbird0098
    @Blackbird0098 Год назад +11

    Looks like he destroyed a few rings of his own 😏

  • @miniaturejayhawk8702
    @miniaturejayhawk8702 Год назад +13

    Considering elite culture thel probably has no idea of his son and vice versa.

  • @leonardodominguez1882
    @leonardodominguez1882 Год назад +16

    Not only did arbiter had 2 or 3 offsprings, autel vadam is pale white skin tone that made him fit out from other sangheili. Very interesting character

  • @TheCrispyForge
    @TheCrispyForge 9 месяцев назад +2

    “How can such a handsome reptile thing… be single.” I lost it after this. 😂

  • @Camsnipez
    @Camsnipez 7 месяцев назад +1

    Arbiter was too busy clappin’ Alien cheeks

  • @jhnyjoejoe69
    @jhnyjoejoe69 9 месяцев назад +2

    If he hadn't before he definitely would have after returning home the savior of his race.

  • @TopHatMax
    @TopHatMax Год назад +5

    Thel was destroying more than just humanity back in the day

  • @daanhendriks6125
    @daanhendriks6125 Год назад +6

    How sick would a arbiter and son campaign DLC be man, just the story on defeating the covanant!

    • @m4x927
      @m4x927 Год назад +1

      I thought the elites didn't know their fathers. Maybe he's serving under him without knowing it.

    • @BanishedSilentShadow3318
      @BanishedSilentShadow3318 Год назад +2

      Thel actually has 3 sons, Autel is the oldest. Taszar being the middle and Ryas being the youngest

    • @ProtocolAbyss
      @ProtocolAbyss 10 месяцев назад

      They share the same surname and seeing how famous Thell V’damm is he probably knows. also elite culture has changed a lot since they now have doctors whereas in the past they’d just kill themselves if they have permanent injuries.

  • @ValkynazKivan
    @ValkynazKivan 10 месяцев назад +1

    He probably just adopted him.

  • @josephjenott931
    @josephjenott931 9 месяцев назад +2

    Cannon confirmation, the arbiter fux

  • @anthonyberry2465
    @anthonyberry2465 Год назад +15

    That’s some of the funniest shit I have seen all day

  • @GoofysBandit
    @GoofysBandit 10 месяцев назад

    "If you played Halo 2 and 3" matches so well with the arbiters mouth at the beginning lol

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 9 месяцев назад +1

    The house of Vadaam endures

  • @Wolf-sh9ze
    @Wolf-sh9ze Год назад +6

    This is exactly the info we all needed 😍

    • @arty_nattie
      @arty_nattie Год назад +1

      I am sorry for telling you this... it's a meme, and autel is fan-fic... is not a canon thing...

    • @Wolf-sh9ze
      @Wolf-sh9ze Год назад +2

      @@arty_nattie idc i still love my pookie arbiter….

  • @NoNameTaken117
    @NoNameTaken117 Год назад +4

    Master Keef needs to step up his game man, cant have babies with a robot😭💀

  • @RadioFlyer117
    @RadioFlyer117 Год назад +3

    Bro has that reptile rizz

  • @olhix7272
    @olhix7272 10 месяцев назад +1

    She Thel’ing on my ‘Vadamee till I prophet my regret

  • @redvapor2700
    @redvapor2700 Год назад

    I can’t wait for more shorts like these, it’s not only interesting but it’s also hilarious.

  • @MajorOctofuss
    @MajorOctofuss 4 месяца назад

    The thought of the arbiter saying “son” just gives me chills….

  • @ghostly8846
    @ghostly8846 9 месяцев назад +1

    There's so much lore that we don't know about Halo.

  • @rhizelkhiangte1570
    @rhizelkhiangte1570 5 месяцев назад

    This reel was the first shit I see and "Did the arbiter spread his seeds" Came up I scroll it away and had to quickly look back again

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman 8 месяцев назад

    Lmao "Sus Halo lore". Its never even crossed my mind to ask that question

  • @spartan111mc7
    @spartan111mc7 Год назад +16

    My boy Thel is big pimpin

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 9 месяцев назад +1

    Don't give Paramount any more ideas.

  • @GAT0SY
    @GAT0SY Год назад +1

    I've lost so many neurons watching this, but I still feel the need to wash my memory...goodbye

  • @catm590
    @catm590 Год назад

    your clips make me laugh so hard I cry 😂

  • @atf4673
    @atf4673 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yes he did he was already an accomplished commander which in Sangheili culture means he was married and expected to have as many children as possible but adhering to Sangheili tradition he doesn’t know his sons and his sons don’t know him and were raised by their uncles

  • @WatchKek
    @WatchKek 10 месяцев назад

    Finally we're asking the important questions

  • @RedMarcus14
    @RedMarcus14 Год назад

    This is halo content taken to the next level

  • @MandoSki464
    @MandoSki464 Год назад

    Arbiter and his son kicking ass is really awesome to think about if I’m being honest

  • @dannyconwell1263
    @dannyconwell1263 5 месяцев назад

    Demon you are a god father and crotana is a god mother 😂❤

  • @vacasupreme
    @vacasupreme Год назад +1

    Seems like he used more of his balls than just of the plasma variety 😏.

  • @315carol
    @315carol 10 месяцев назад

    Arbiter:he’s going say his first word
    Autel:wort wort wort
    Also arbiter:crap

  • @thecatonreach3851
    @thecatonreach3851 10 месяцев назад

    Hey very cool and important tip for husky raid, you can use equipment with the flag to get the flag over faster. Hope this helps!

  • @yomother82
    @yomother82 9 месяцев назад

    “How not to be sus” in the Google search 😂

  • @rileyyyyh
    @rileyyyyh 10 месяцев назад

    him and chief definitely explored each others bodies

  • @ImSorryWho
    @ImSorryWho Год назад

    When you run out of content to cover so you reach into the rule 34 forums bag to get ideas on what to make a video on.

  • @rocking_will117
    @rocking_will117 10 месяцев назад

    It would be dope to have halo infinite campaign dlc be centered around the elite civil war where you get to work with arberter as his son

  • @713serialtoucher
    @713serialtoucher Год назад +1

    Nah he had 3 kids! Taszar vadam, Ryas vadam, and Autel! Bro was busy

  • @witnessme602
    @witnessme602 Год назад +1

    That tidbit was from Halo Fanon, aka non canon stuff. The Arbiter is a virgin.

  • @Splichood
    @Splichood 9 месяцев назад

    I need more juicy lore like this

  • @paco2012av
    @paco2012av 9 месяцев назад

    “How to pretending you’re not sus” 🤣☠️

  • @TheAngryDoughnut
    @TheAngryDoughnut 9 месяцев назад

    It all makes sense. That's what he's been doing in halo 4

  • @SirTeb
    @SirTeb 8 месяцев назад

    This has NeoCranium written all over it.

  • @kennyjohnston4568
    @kennyjohnston4568 9 месяцев назад

    “I came, I saw, I conquered, I come again”

  • @Schlouchies
    @Schlouchies 8 месяцев назад

    Genuinely the best media ever consumed to the wanders of mandkind ever conceived i would not have lived another day without this knowledge and i might make a whole religon based on how much i love this video

  • @garagebandguy2793
    @garagebandguy2793 Год назад +1

    The music timing was perfect

  • @donovantrujillo6783
    @donovantrujillo6783 9 месяцев назад

    Bro a game or story with Jerome and Arby's son would hit different

  • @maximus4765
    @maximus4765 Год назад

    The guy was one of the highest ranking elites there was. Before he was Arbiter, he was a chad, and he still is.

  • @SpoopySquid
    @SpoopySquid 6 месяцев назад

    Depends on which fanfic you're reading

  • @YourFriendlyHouseInvader
    @YourFriendlyHouseInvader Год назад

    I can:t believe he said with a straight voice did the Arbiter spread his seed

  • @sillymakergaming0
    @sillymakergaming0 3 месяца назад +1

    You should have released this video in no nut November

  • @FirestormDDash
    @FirestormDDash 10 месяцев назад

    My first and only gay smut was a quite well written and interesting story about Arbiter, read it as a teen.
    The breakdown was there was the few(?) females as broodmares in their culture only selecting worthy ones (Arbiter being a easy choice when he could return home). And being a military hierarchy means the males are away for long periods confined.😅
    Was a wild literature exploration phase of puberty. But liked the lore perspectives.
    Was that deep into halo, read smut for more possible lore or story 😂 thats dedication.🎉

  • @the_flakjack
    @the_flakjack Год назад

    Bro got me like "WORT WORT WORT" 😏

  • @SomeDude117-
    @SomeDude117- Год назад +1

    This changes everything

  • @Zana205
    @Zana205 9 месяцев назад

    This is the kind of lore I subscribe for. More of this shit

  • @Freelix2000
    @Freelix2000 Год назад

    Me during the high charity cutscene in Halo 2:
    WHERE IS IT????

  • @CaptainMecha
    @CaptainMecha 10 месяцев назад +1

    I need to learn the arbiters way

  • @TheMossIsGreen
    @TheMossIsGreen 10 месяцев назад

    The arbiter got LAAAAAAAIIIIID! LETS GOOOOOO!

  • @Draconic_Lorecraft
    @Draconic_Lorecraft 6 месяцев назад

    The hell I just scrolled into.

  • @farhansheikhahmad
    @farhansheikhahmad 6 месяцев назад

    So, Arbiter is a chad afterall

  • @Goofy_Dominican
    @Goofy_Dominican 9 месяцев назад

    When you realize an alien that’s ripped has more girls than you:

  • @L1ghtning76
    @L1ghtning76 Год назад +1

    "Handsome reptile thing"

  • @QuestRiot
    @QuestRiot 7 месяцев назад

    *sigh*
    *checks date*
    Yep, sounds about right

  • @zombiekiller4yo495
    @zombiekiller4yo495 Год назад

    chief is one of a kind, now the arbiter is 2 of a kind, we know who wins this fight

  • @samuraininjarockstar6309
    @samuraininjarockstar6309 Год назад +1

    Going off by the audiobook. Thel had multiples wives.

  • @jacattack2323
    @jacattack2323 Год назад

    I hate that you're making this content but I totally respect your reason for it

  • @Kochie11
    @Kochie11 Год назад +1

    Bro was hot as hell

  • @markv4453
    @markv4453 Год назад

    dude make us question every damn thing on halo

  • @endermahns
    @endermahns 11 месяцев назад +1

    DID THE ARBITER SPREAD HIS SEED🗣🔥

  • @granat4659
    @granat4659 10 месяцев назад

    On the halo legends DVD you can see arbiters past life

  • @zealotking67
    @zealotking67 Год назад

    I swear only this guy can say some cringey cursed shit and still make a cool lore video

  • @Firestorm2056
    @Firestorm2056 9 месяцев назад

    The one video you actually researched and it was about this

  • @nathansullivan4433
    @nathansullivan4433 3 месяца назад

    Apparently Arbiter also “knows what the ladies like!”

  • @kanelandes3485
    @kanelandes3485 Год назад

    This mans really committed to the June theme lol

  • @RevanCanEditTwo
    @RevanCanEditTwo Год назад +1

    Next vid,
    Do Marines engage in orgies?

  • @milascampbell8569
    @milascampbell8569 8 месяцев назад

    Spit out my fucking coffee. “Did the arbiter spread his seeeeeed?😈”

  • @jacesenger8295
    @jacesenger8295 Год назад

    I can't believe the first thing I heard today is "Did the arbiter spread his seed!?"

  • @gamermyths3878
    @gamermyths3878 Год назад

    Arby was busy back at the particular justice era

  • @alyshasemler-baltzer6754
    @alyshasemler-baltzer6754 Год назад

    Arbiter: Chad. Master Chief: vergin