@@kentnebergall3156 Well.... as far as Adam Sandler directing, I haven't seen it. He's in Hotel Transylvania, but I'm sad because Pitch Guy didn't bring it up.
2:52 “A plane window?” “Yup, you heard me.” “Why is he in a plane?” “Oh well you see he ends up leaving near the end of the film right when the dad realizes he’s perfect for his daughter, so he has to fly after him as a bat.” “Oh and I’m assuming this takes place during the night so he can go after him?” “Nope, it’s gonna be in the middle of the day, sometime around noon.” “Oh are vampires not allergic to the sun in this universe?” “No they still are.” “Oh, well then I’m guessing it’s really hard for Dracula to risk his life by going after him?” *”actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience”* “Oh really?” “Yea he’s just going to walk it off after flying in broad daylight for several minutes without suffering any major consequences.” “Oh that doesn’t really make sense.” “Oh whoops!” “Whoopsie!”
@@BlackLivesMatter23 well, not really since Mavis is 118 and merely looks like a teenager. So she’s really the one robbing the cradle by about 90yrs; that way it’s totally okay when she’s married and knocked up less than a year later for the sequel’s plot to happen.
Throughout the film, everybody acts like Mavis turning 118 is roughly equivalent to a human turning 18. If you do the maths, this means that one vampire year must be equivalent to about six and a half human years. So from the couple's perspective, Johnathan (who if he makes it to ninety will still be only about fourteen in vampire years) entered into a lifelong committed relationship, whereas for Mavis it was more like getting a dog.
@@ccggenius what about if nicky went to hell at the end instead of heaven? His dad would’ve been saved because he and his brothers would’ve arrived together and that was the mission to save the devil. …I would be good at cinemasins apparently
"We need to come up with a funny slogan we repeat in all our pitch meeting episodes." "Oh, so it'll be really hard to come up with one that applies to every movie?" "Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"Do you have anyone in mind to voice Dracula?" "Sure, I figured Adam Sandler could voice him with a distractingly terrible fake accent!" "Won't that completely ruin the ONE dramatic, heartfelt scene in the movie where he talks about his wife dying?" "I don't know~!" "Fair enough!"
@@Engieman909 Considering that the entire populations of cities/countries aren't being violently raped/enslaved/massacred anymore, I'd say we're doing pretty good.
Position of women is equal, world peace more or less, laws set in stone, an worldwide organisation with democracy, no monarchs, no worldliness of religions, etc. I think we are nice now
Love your work Ryan! Could you do: - How I Met Your Mother - Glee - The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Mean Girls - Pitch Perfect - Twilight (10th Anniversary)
Hotel transylvania was like: hey here's the main character, Mavis! HT two minutes later: let's throw her our the window, now an old man is the main character for the rest of the movie and every single sequel!
Spoiler alert: they made the baby’s first words be “bla bla bla”. Oh yes, they jumped the shark in movie 2 and went right to the offspring character. And in 3rd movie Adam Sandler walks off mid conversation saying “blah blah blah” - I laughed. That’s one laugh in 3 films - talk about playing the long game!
Ah, missed chance to ask about johnny going to the hotel, "So its really difficult for him to reach the hotel?" -> "Actually its super easy, barely an inconvenience."
The entire Hotel Transylvania series is pretty much the equivalent of feature length Looney Tunes cartoons. Especially the third one, which just goes nuts with how much of a cartoon it is. That's the entire tone the series sets itself on and embraces with glee and it is very enjoyable if you take it the way they are selling it. Heck, even Genndy Tartakovsky who directs the movies knows this and he does a phenomenal job of capturing that cartoony energy and animation style from the 1940's and bringing it to CG. And, once again, like the TTG movie, the humor in the film isn't just "poop, fart, and pee jokes". Majority of the comedy comes from visual gags and physical comedy with some funny verbal dialogue here and there.
Thanks for the explanation! Never saw the film, myself. I try to take pitch meetings with a grain of salt, since they are meant as comedy and not to be completely serious. Nice to hear another side!
You know, I had all of these contradictions going on in my head while watching this, it the timing and the gags were so much fun that I let it slide. It’s not perfect, but it’s still fun. :) And so are Pitch Meeting videos!! Pitch Meeting videos are TIGHT!
I've seen a portion of this movie being played every now and then in flatscreen TVs in a Sony Showroom and I remember hating it. But when I've watched it I ended up liking it so much.
Ppl who actually watch hotel transylvania are mostly kids and kids don't care about logic or quality they just need to have a laugh and this movie provides that
I wish my comversation with my teacher were like this. "So you got your homework done, Dennis?" "Yes I have, mr. It's called "The story of pitching" "Sounds rough! Was it hard?" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" ".. Hey! I see you haven't done it!" "Whoops" "Whoopsie. Why didn't you just make your homework?" "Because" "That works"
Watch them via Ryan’s page, you can watch all of them on a playlist, screenrant is good but no pitch playlist also Ryan has a load more really funny vids. Ryan is awesome 😀
Only 50 of these. Binge is over. I've been rewatching them. Pitch meetings are TIGHT. Really, these little clips are so insightful and right on the money. Get us a hundred more please--- and SOON
"Where is the money?" I died.
RIP
Luciphell his trying to by canada
Mr. Crab mode turn on 😂😂😂
Not bragging but I was the 1000th like
Congrats I’m your 1k like
Every Adam Sandler movie.
"What a hilarious mistake
Yeah, you should probably fix that
Oh, id much rather not though
Fair enough."
Have they done a Pitch Meeting video for an Adam Sandler movie? Or would it be too much like taking a shark to a hot dog eating contest?
what, is that even a phrase people say
@@kentnebergall3156 Well.... as far as Adam Sandler directing, I haven't seen it. He's in Hotel Transylvania, but I'm sad because Pitch Guy didn't bring it up.
I want it, I want it so much.
I read this just as they said it
"Hey, you're that guy who says that thing to me"
"What thing?"
"Idk...very simple, not an inconvenience"
ShinyEvenWonderღ Its Super Easy barely an inconvenience
What is?
@@gottawatchemall1118 I know, that was part of the joke in the skit. He corrects him, lol
ShinyEvenWonderღ I know too
I was just continuing your comment.
Nevermind
2:52
“A plane window?”
“Yup, you heard me.”
“Why is he in a plane?”
“Oh well you see he ends up leaving near the end of the film right when the dad realizes he’s perfect for his daughter, so he has to fly after him as a bat.”
“Oh and I’m assuming this takes place during the night so he can go after him?”
“Nope, it’s gonna be in the middle of the day, sometime around noon.”
“Oh are vampires not allergic to the sun in this universe?”
“No they still are.”
“Oh, well then I’m guessing it’s really hard for Dracula to risk his life by going after him?”
*”actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience”*
“Oh really?”
“Yea he’s just going to walk it off after flying in broad daylight for several minutes without suffering any major consequences.”
“Oh that doesn’t really make sense.”
“Oh whoops!”
“Whoopsie!”
Your comment should have WAY more likes.
I mean I was able to look past that but what I couldn't get over was he was flying fast enough to catch UP TO A PLANE going like 800+ km/h.
Why do you expect someone to get seriously injured in a kid's movie?
The 25th Baam because of Dysney I guess
It’s amazing how accurate this is XD
Money
“WHERE IS THE MONEY?”
I want to like this, but... 69.
NewAri you can like now
That was hilarious 😂
Devils comment
He should have said, "Money? As in Eddie Money?"
"and his daughter is a goth girl played by selena gomez"
"Ooh, goth girls are tight"
"What?"
"What?"
Mavis’ teen goth body is most definitely TIGHT.
@@ImInLoveWithBulla that sounded extremely creepy
@@BlackLivesMatter23 well, not really since Mavis is 118 and merely looks like a teenager. So she’s really the one robbing the cradle by about 90yrs; that way it’s totally okay when she’s married and knocked up less than a year later for the sequel’s plot to happen.
missed opportunity
@@aztn19 that's like the whole "thinking lolis are sexy is fine because they're actually 5000 years old" argument
These skits are the reason why I go on RUclips!
And porn is why I love the internet.
@@commentcopbadge6665 OMG same!
CommentCop Badge#666 :0
Ok this can't be true
Skits are tight!
“Quasimodo is a deformed human.” “Whoops!” “Whoopsie!”
@Balance of The hill and Frank is made of human parts. In fact most of the monsters should technically be human.
@@GenericProtagonist118 yeah Murray is just human thats been mummified
They all are just humans, because humans are monsters 😩
I mean.. Vampires are really former humans, and werewolves are humans part time…
@@mr.balls_cut6206 damn bro that hits hard✊😔
Throughout the film, everybody acts like Mavis turning 118 is roughly equivalent to a human turning 18. If you do the maths, this means that one vampire year must be equivalent to about six and a half human years. So from the couple's perspective, Johnathan (who if he makes it to ninety will still be only about fourteen in vampire years) entered into a lifelong committed relationship, whereas for Mavis it was more like getting a dog.
Maybe relative to lifespan vampires mature at a different rate than humans. But still.
@@alexmorahan9747 what does maturing have to do with that?
@@splatoon9072 maybe they would be considered adults at different relative times.
@@alexmorahan9747 that’s what I tell my child bride
@@jacobbell1934 🤣🤣🤣
"Why didn't he try that right away?"
"Because."
"That works"
lol I personally love Hotel Transylvania xD but agree with the video 💯
We all do, luv
xD
Same here! 🤣
Sometimes having logic is a utter PAIN IN THE ****. Who needs logic! It's clearly overrated!💙😂😅😊
Mavis is lowkey thicc ngl
"This movie kinda falls apart if you think about it for more than eight seconds..."
Yeah, welcome to every Adam Sandler project ever.
Grown ups was awesome
Leave them alone, Bedtime Stories was my childhood
I dunno, Little Nicky seemed pretty internally consistent.
Welcome to every kid’s movie ever?
@@ccggenius what about if nicky went to hell at the end instead of heaven? His dad would’ve been saved because he and his brothers would’ve arrived together and that was the mission to save the devil.
…I would be good at cinemasins apparently
"Money"
"Wha- where I it?!"
Welcome back, sir!
Writer: "Money. Reboot. Rehash of the Same Script."
Film Studio Head: "Gah, I saw a light! You were saying?"
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Ha
Sander sides fan!
The indignant "I don't KNOW" somehow never gets old.
Animated dark universes are tight!
Alonso Croft you are the real monster
i hope you fall down a hole alonso
it's hilarious that hotel transylvania does the dark universe better than the actual attempts done with dracula untold or the mummey 2017
I just HAD to like your comment to make it an even 1k. 😁
"We need to come up with a funny slogan we repeat in all our pitch meeting episodes."
"Oh, so it'll be really hard to come up with one that applies to every movie?"
"Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Can't believe there was a Pitch Meeting I hadn't seen before. Must've slipped through my binge sessions.
“Sir did you actually shut your brain off”
“...”
“Well ok then uhhh... Money”
“ *MoNeY* ”
Every executive guy in a nutshell!
please do How To Train A Dragon pitch meeting
Super hard. Major inconvenience
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think He already did, did he not?
@@llarmstrong783 Yeah. Why ruin a good movie...right?😅😉
@@r.prokop660 Because he wouldn't be able to ;P
"Do you have anyone in mind to voice Dracula?"
"Sure, I figured Adam Sandler could voice him with a distractingly terrible fake accent!"
"Won't that completely ruin the ONE dramatic, heartfelt scene in the movie where he talks about his wife dying?"
"I don't know~!"
"Fair enough!"
Honestly I thought he did a pretty good job.
@@byronsenior6499 Same, Sandler always does a good job when it comes to dramatic scenes
“Oh. Whoops.”
“Whoopsie.”
I have seen every single pitch meeting at least twice
Also
MONEY
at least 5times here..
he really need to make more then 2 in aweek
MrNicoE Watching Pitch Meetings is Tight.
Rewatching Pitch Meetings is Super Easy, barely an inconvenience.
Watching pitch meetings is tight.
The “Super easy, barely an inconvenience” was BEAUTIFUL
These pitch meetings are tight. Please do the rocky horror picture show
William Visnosky Yes yes absolutely
I'm waiting anxiously in antici....
pation
he's a bit prudish to do that one, though
Omg yes yes yes yes!
"...they don't realize we're nice now." Are we though? Are we?
Nothing says hello like a 120kt nuclear bomb to the face! It’s called an American handshake for a reason!
Yes. Considering how we all got down back then, Humanity as a whole is a helluva lot nicer these days.
@@michaelarchangel42 then again since the 1800s we’ve had 2 world wars almost a third one and a whole lotta bloodshed in the middle east.
@@Engieman909 Considering that the entire populations of cities/countries aren't being violently raped/enslaved/massacred anymore, I'd say we're doing pretty good.
Position of women is equal, world peace more or less, laws set in stone, an worldwide organisation with democracy, no monarchs, no worldliness of religions, etc. I think we are nice now
True Blood pitch meeting would be tight!
Chinedu Opara - Idk, maybe. I'm sure he could, he's pretty clever.
He's smart it'd probably be super easy, barely an inconvenience
yes
I haven't even seen this film, but I looove these Pitch Meetings. My favorite line is when the producer says, "Oh, my god!" so startled
Also Frankenstein's monster is just human body parts stuck together. Just saying
Still counts as a monster tho
Also the monster does have a name, it’s Adam.
@@johnbeauvais3159 that's very on the nose huh
@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means dracula also doesn't have a soul so
@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means "I don't know~."
Watching that movie a few years later made me realize that johny was high as hell during the whole thing😂
First and second one it didnt really show up but the third one he's drug overdose
Where is the money?
Money is tight
Hakim Is Dead Welcome back Sir.
"moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoney"
Mr Krabs
Over 50 pitch meetings and they’re all great! Keep them coming!
> over 50
Well that aged well
watching Ryan George and screen rant is TIGHT!
"So you have a movie for me?"
"Yeah, what if 'Growns Ups' was a cartoon"
???
"It's better than 80% of all Adam Sandler movies"
"Sold!"
“Money”
“Ooo where is the money” 😂😂🤣😂
"also, wasn't this already done in Japan? I think they called it Spirited Away? I think it might have won some awards?"
Not really
No. Not at all.
Ripping off other movies is tight!
@@Goro_Maj1ma well it is super easy and barely an inconvenience
Please. This movie wishes it aspired to ripping off Spirited Away.
Can't stop watching these. How do they never get old?
Love your work Ryan! Could you do:
- How I Met Your Mother
- Glee
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
- Mean Girls
- Pitch Perfect
- Twilight (10th Anniversary)
Shut up Meg
How did you not include the office on your list?
@@francescocostanzo8225 I only finished "The Office" a few weeks ago. At the time of commenting, I hadn't seen any of it.
I dont know why but I find these pitch meeting videos very relaxing
It’s because they are super easy barley an inconvenience
MONEY!
Where is the money 💰!!!
These pitch meetings just keep getting better. Thanks Ryan George!
Love hotel transylvania, and I loved this pitch meeting!
Maybe I'm late, but I'm always here for one reason: *THE PITCH MEETING OF A PITCH MEETING* .
They did it
Hotel transylvania was like: hey here's the main character, Mavis!
HT two minutes later: let's throw her our the window, now an old man is the main character for the rest of the movie and every single sequel!
I don't say bleh bleh bleh
Bleh bleh bleh is more tight than this episode
Spoiler alert: they made the baby’s first words be “bla bla bla”. Oh yes, they jumped the shark in movie 2 and went right to the offspring character. And in 3rd movie Adam Sandler walks off mid conversation saying “blah blah blah” - I laughed. That’s one laugh in 3 films - talk about playing the long game!
Stephen E how about the fact that the third movie things that a joke is only funny if it’s repeated at least once
Transylvanian accents are tight. I know. I have one.
Ohhhhhh u are at 123 likes and I can’t bring my self to break that perfect amount of likes
This is possibly my favorite youtube series ever.
Zinging is tight. Considering it done is super easy barely an inconvenience 😂
*Very simple, not very inconvenient
@@kamenraider1175 Actually it's super easy barely an inconvenience.
@@paladinheadquarters7776 1:08
Jonathan "Woah, this is cool dude"
Dracula "Stop talking like that"
Jonathan "No way man"
Dracula "What did you just say"
Jonathan "I'll shut up now"
Ah, missed chance to ask about johnny going to the hotel, "So its really difficult for him to reach the hotel?" -> "Actually its super easy, barely an inconvenience."
I love how quick and snappy these videos are. So awesome to binge listen to while I'm cleaning
I think after watching all the pitch meetings, whenever you say "super easy, barely an inconvenience" I got a dopamine hit in my brain.
The way he says "Where is the money?" cracks me up everytime lol
Please do a pitch meeting for parks and recreation, the office(us) and cheers. Those would be tight
Haha creative way of inserting the lead phrase: "Super easy, etc"
‘Cowboys and Aliens’ and ‘John Carter’ would be great see you tackle, sir! Loving your work :)
Money.
w h e r e s t h e m o n e y ?
Holly cow Ryan, you are a pitching machine... pitching machines are tigth...
Could you please also make a pitch for Nicolas Cage movies? 😊😊😊
But I'm afraid, this time it could be an inconvenience... my eyeeeessss :-)
This is now officially my favourite series on RUclips!
The entire Hotel Transylvania series is pretty much the equivalent of feature length Looney Tunes cartoons. Especially the third one, which just goes nuts with how much of a cartoon it is. That's the entire tone the series sets itself on and embraces with glee and it is very enjoyable if you take it the way they are selling it. Heck, even Genndy Tartakovsky who directs the movies knows this and he does a phenomenal job of capturing that cartoony energy and animation style from the 1940's and bringing it to CG.
And, once again, like the TTG movie, the humor in the film isn't just "poop, fart, and pee jokes". Majority of the comedy comes from visual gags and physical comedy with some funny verbal dialogue here and there.
yes! thank you!
Seems like they are trying to make a little to story socus to compare it to loony toons.
Thanks for the explanation! Never saw the film, myself. I try to take pitch meetings with a grain of salt, since they are meant as comedy and not to be completely serious. Nice to hear another side!
You lost me at 'TTG'
Pretty funny pitch though right?
As always, watching any of your videos are the best
You know, I had all of these contradictions going on in my head while watching this, it the timing and the gags were so much fun that I let it slide. It’s not perfect, but it’s still fun. :)
And so are Pitch Meeting videos!! Pitch Meeting videos are TIGHT!
They are tight..lol..
I've watched every one of these pitch meetings and this is my all time favorite for the shutting my brain off bit. Shutting your brain off is tight.
It is tight..lol..
Love it.
Please do httyd. It would be hilarious.
I bet you don't even know what httyd stands for.
how to train your dragon
thank you, that was gonna bug me for hours.
Let's be real here, the only reason this thing is popular is Mavis... because cute is justice lol.
Dwayne Johnson’s movie rampage definitely deserves a pitch meeting!
This is my favorite channel! Thanks for providing awesome content!
These actually keep getting better :)
Let’s be honest the only reason there is a movie industry is because monsters have money.
I've seen a portion of this movie being played every now and then in flatscreen TVs in a Sony Showroom and I remember hating it. But when I've watched it I ended up liking it so much.
Well here we are with Hotel Transylvania 4
There are over 50 pitch meetings on the channel, WOW
Well over 300 now 😂
Over 50 pitch meetings... Watched all of them, not even sorry 😂 they're funny
Now it's over a 100
"Money!" "Where is the money?" "Welcome back sir!" LMFAOOOO
Could you do the X men apocalypse pitch meeting. Man these videos are actually funny and barely an inconvenience 🐻😂
Love how the eyes look the same because her eyes were already big
Maybe he shud make alita battle angels eyes really SMALL XD
"Shutting your brain off is tight! Consider it done!" - yeah, I wish I could do thatm
Ppl who actually watch hotel transylvania are mostly kids and kids don't care about logic or quality they just need to have a laugh and this movie provides that
This movie is actually my guilty pleasure. Combine that with the way he says “TIGHT” and you have my favorite video on youtube.
1:02 oh yes the money man for some reason this reminds me of Captain Jack Sparrow saying where's the rum
1:58 Me when I do a project for school
1:41 Me and My teacher when i do that
Lol
"Shutting your brain off is tight! Consider it done." Hahaha!!!!
One of my fav moments of these Pitch Meetings
Trying To Watch All Three Of These Is Very Difficult Very Much An Inconvenience
Just trying to watch the first one was not even remotely tight.
No its super easy barely an inconvenience you just need to sleep through them.
Super inconvenient, barely an ease.
I actually liked the 3rd one 😅
These movies are adorable, but I'm just a sucker for the classic Monsters as it is.
I'm 17 btw
"Money"
Where's The MONEY!!?!?!??!!?
I've watched way too many Pitch Meetings. "... is tight" has made its way into my vocabulary, way more than is healthy😹
Hotel Transylvania is Tight 🤙
I wish my comversation with my teacher were like this.
"So you got your homework done, Dennis?"
"Yes I have, mr. It's called "The story of pitching"
"Sounds rough! Was it hard?"
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience"
".. Hey! I see you haven't done it!"
"Whoops"
"Whoopsie. Why didn't you just make your homework?"
"Because"
"That works"
Dennis de Jong lol
I’d really like to see a Lord of the Rings Pitch Meeting!!!
Oh yeah that would be awesome.... walking is tight
Alex24 lol.
An the bents, I mean ents, whoopsie
Me too!!
Lol there is one now so I wonder if it was your comment that made him think of it..lol..
I'm addicted to watching pitch meetings !
Pitch meetings are Tight !
Me too I only found them about a week ago
Watch them via Ryan’s page, you can watch all of them on a playlist, screenrant is good but no pitch playlist also Ryan has a load more really funny vids. Ryan is awesome 😀
@@acer1705 thx
1:02 Literally my entire life’s story.
This is my favorite pitch meeting!
Mavis’ clothes are tight! 😏 (Why do I exist?!?
Edit: Thanks for 50 likes!
Ghostly Bagel Yeah they are
Dicelord N Yeah it is...
Jacking off to an animated vampire is tight
Ghostly Bagel lol
Extremely Sad Person I agree
Only 50 of these. Binge is over. I've been rewatching them. Pitch meetings are TIGHT.
Really, these little clips are so insightful and right on the money. Get us a hundred more please--- and SOON
I've watched. Every. Episode.
I need more!
I appreciate that your indecision about haircut styles provides additional variety in your videos.
I love when you do pitch meetings for kids movies!!! 😊😊 i love this one!
"Money" just gold
U should do a pitch meeting for "Adventures in Babysitting" or "Bill and Ted"
I like how you resize the eyes on the screenshots.
Highlander Pitch meeting would be tight.
Jonathan reacting to monster stuff sounds suspiciously like a cat who suddenly acquires human vocal cords but doesn't know how to talk.
0:52 I'm dead
His reaction to "Money" is my reaction to "Cinnabon". Where is the CInnabon?
3:12 well done