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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @shadowshark9575
    @shadowshark9575 3 года назад +5520

    That person outside her bedroom at night:
    someone’s lonely...

    • @water1374
      @water1374 3 года назад +48

      Waaitt, Who's standing outside her bedroom?

    • @drpepper7460
      @drpepper7460 3 года назад +285

      @@water1374 Obama

    • @ඞඞ_3
      @ඞඞ_3 3 года назад +19

      Obama doe

    • @Shibero
      @Shibero 3 года назад +58

      @@drpepper7460 i fucking choked

    • @pizzawiththecheesiestchees5464
      @pizzawiththecheesiestchees5464 3 года назад +18

      Fcking Choked On My Captain Crunch While Reading This

  • @Twolol
    @Twolol 3 года назад +15637

    but if you close your eyes ♪♬

    • @ALCU
      @ALCU 3 года назад +156

      XD

    • @Speedtale
      @Speedtale 3 года назад +786

      Does it always feel like nothings changed at all

    • @Riptide369
      @Riptide369 3 года назад +325

      @@Speedtale and if you close you eyes

    • @doomsdaygaming9928
      @doomsdaygaming9928 3 года назад +333

      @@Riptide369 Does it almost feel like you've been here before

    • @rod_official6166
      @rod_official6166 3 года назад +74

      Does It Always Feel Like Nothing Changed At All

  • @NoomGaming
    @NoomGaming 3 года назад +24556

    ITS SLIPPINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MegaSlapster
      @MegaSlapster 3 года назад +1428

      It slipped.

    • @mrasthmatic4538
      @mrasthmatic4538 3 года назад +390

      Im sending this video to my friend and I hope he sees your comment.

    • @bonixohd3424
      @bonixohd3424 3 года назад +251

      Thanks, now I'm gonna have lewd thought.

    • @Brixxi
      @Brixxi 3 года назад +199

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @bigbum3913
      @bigbum3913 3 года назад +61

      god dammit tru you had one mission

  • @Who-zo2bu
    @Who-zo2bu 3 года назад +4106

    Netflix: Are you still watching?
    Someone's daughter:

    • @Starvaze
      @Starvaze 3 года назад +39

      AH hahahahahaha

    • @harkenaztrem
      @harkenaztrem 3 года назад +15

      💀🤣

    • @vict0riathefangirl
      @vict0riathefangirl 3 года назад +126

      Why is this persons daugter screaming and doing a workout game

    • @dionasumbra5260
      @dionasumbra5260 3 года назад +21

      @@vict0riathefangirl because shes uhh u know the word

    • @cantharelluscibarius2244
      @cantharelluscibarius2244 3 года назад +20

      @Chadi Mofeed ABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAVABABABABABA~

  • @grex1202
    @grex1202 3 года назад +2576

    Title: *DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES*
    2.9M People: ok.
    Edit:
    3.6M People: yes.

  • @CrystalBlitz
    @CrystalBlitz 3 года назад +19505

    People's imaginations are wild with this one sir

  • @Rekken200
    @Rekken200 3 года назад +5996

    Instructions unclear- my eyes still ended up closed

  • @byicy4664
    @byicy4664 3 года назад +2188

    Me: closes eyes
    Also me: I have chosen death

  • @thevibedoctorphd
    @thevibedoctorphd 3 года назад +3579

    Artists: Its free-
    Animators: *ITS FREE R E A L E S T A T E*

  • @jacksonpedro1310
    @jacksonpedro1310 3 года назад +4812

    Nintendo: "We make games for kids and families"
    Nintendo Games:

  • @riegen.
    @riegen. 3 года назад +3885

    "DON'T... close your eyes"
    *Peace was never an option, comrade*

    • @LG-bb1db
      @LG-bb1db 3 года назад +7

      Sir i am sad that there is no closeing of the eyes

    • @imkawaii9206
      @imkawaii9206 3 года назад +9

      And 'im touching it"

    • @phillip3240
      @phillip3240 3 года назад +3

      I already did... I already did man and i regret it

    • @Fall.D_Monarch
      @Fall.D_Monarch 3 года назад

      @@momopomo8012 mhm

    • @gunlyte4661
      @gunlyte4661 3 года назад

      They are more alternatives than going Internet Diving :))

  • @garamari
    @garamari 3 года назад +653

    Me: Searches for the song Pompeii on youtube.
    RUclips: "How about horny shark noises instead?"

  • @hehemotorsikle831
    @hehemotorsikle831 3 года назад +3840

    Netflix: are you still watching?
    Somebody's daughter:

  • @VortexDS
    @VortexDS 3 года назад +2931

    "Don't close your eyes"
    Us: _Request denied._

    • @c.xvx.2467
      @c.xvx.2467 3 года назад +9

      Thye said dont close your eyes because if you do it'll sound a little weird

    • @AntiVirusYT
      @AntiVirusYT 3 года назад +12

      @@c.xvx.2467 peak humanity

    • @meinelust
      @meinelust 3 года назад +6

      It actually say to close your eyes.

    • @VortexDS
      @VortexDS 3 года назад

      @@meinelust I realize that now. Thats what happens when you try and do a funny at like, 2 in the morning

    • @VortexDS
      @VortexDS 3 года назад

      @@meinelust Wait a minute no it doesn't

  • @alternate4595
    @alternate4595 3 года назад +3049

    "But if you close your eyes"
    "Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all"

  • @azusayameclassic
    @azusayameclassic 3 года назад +2457

    "Take your friend's cellphone"
    "Set this as the ringtone"
    “Call him when he is in the classroom/in a meeting/at work/in the metro/dating someone......“
    .
    .
    Have a nice day guys

    • @da_copreee9929
      @da_copreee9929 3 года назад +204

      "Some people just want to see the world burn."

    • @miokujou
      @miokujou 3 года назад +60

      Are you still friends with him/her?

    • @lovelycat6677
      @lovelycat6677 3 года назад +21

      You are the legend

    • @ImUsual
      @ImUsual 3 года назад +48

      That's the evilest thing i can imagine

    • @dinosquad999
      @dinosquad999 3 года назад +26

      I T 'S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E

  • @NovaRX-0
    @NovaRX-0 3 года назад +2819

    _"Don't close your eyes."_
    Me: *_"Bravo six, going dark."_*

  • @Trenty_Boi
    @Trenty_Boi 3 года назад +3442

    The Cultured: we liked that
    The nornal people: i dont like this.,.
    The artist: ALRIGHT BOIS WE GOT SOUND!

    • @ancient4896
      @ancient4896 3 года назад +87

      Oh im doing it rn @Trenty Boi

    • @Trenty_Boi
      @Trenty_Boi 3 года назад +64

      @@ancient4896 *insert kazuma's 😏face thumbsup image meme here*

    • @jtamiing559
      @jtamiing559 3 года назад +33

      Normies complain about entertainment being boring,
      Plz for the love of kintama, train your mind

    • @tarius9971
      @tarius9971 3 года назад +7

      see ya in reddit

    • @sonicthehedgehog6505
      @sonicthehedgehog6505 3 года назад +31

      @@ancient4896 link us it when it’s ready

  • @law8499
    @law8499 3 года назад +2972

    *gulp*

    • @fareez8248
      @fareez8248 3 года назад +12

      Hello Soy milk :)

    • @potatopayton
      @potatopayton 3 года назад +9

      I dont get it is this a male thing? Becuse I'm female.

    • @Gabby-si6ql
      @Gabby-si6ql 3 года назад +22

      @@potatopayton your raising suspiciousness, if you not know that, a proper girl will not ask what that "thing" is

    • @ultraknightchampion9793
      @ultraknightchampion9793 3 года назад +2

      Oh... i get it now.

    • @ultraknightchampion9793
      @ultraknightchampion9793 3 года назад +2

      Oh... i get it now.

  • @Kamenrider40
    @Kamenrider40 3 года назад +240

    I am Japanese.
    I cannot use English well.
    I understood.
    This is so lewd.

    • @Dorraj
      @Dorraj Год назад +28

      "I do not know English however I understood the assignment"
      Brother ❤

    • @entity0174
      @entity0174 10 месяцев назад +3

      You understood well my friend

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 9 месяцев назад +3

      kusa

  • @randomperson.__.
    @randomperson.__. 3 года назад +1572

    Rule 34 artists: "it's free real estate"

    • @markn91
      @markn91 3 года назад +22

      Oh god

    • @sharkpog2949
      @sharkpog2949 3 года назад +14

      it is

    • @dakufaust
      @dakufaust 3 года назад +17

      "Well bois we already have a theme and audio, time to animate"

    • @fridge9707
      @fridge9707 3 года назад +6

      @@dakufaust 1 week later
      Phew ok bois gather up, we got a 5 sec animation

    • @fearmination6996
      @fearmination6996 3 года назад +2

      OH HECC NO

  • @gley7527
    @gley7527 3 года назад +965

    -Don't close your eyes
    -Blind people:

    • @user-ls4hj9uc4d
      @user-ls4hj9uc4d 3 года назад +15

      Blind people: Oh nice, banal stuff.

    • @muhammadsoleh4725
      @muhammadsoleh4725 3 года назад +7

      Blind people: open their eyes, they just can't see

    • @spongboing2425
      @spongboing2425 3 года назад +3

      @@muhammadsoleh4725 yeah they get the experience without the concequences

    • @kayzarisntmyname517
      @kayzarisntmyname517 3 года назад +1

      They can't read it,now can they?

    • @lexgamerafton
      @lexgamerafton 3 года назад +1

      blind people cant use youtube idiot lmfao ur comment is useless and makes no sense, u dont have a fucking brain kid

  • @OTR4769
    @OTR4769 3 года назад +2045

    Me: See title
    Me: why not?
    1 second of the video appears
    Me: oh, *INTERESTING*

    • @sonicXstarhedgehog
      @sonicXstarhedgehog 3 года назад +21

      Omoshiroi.

    • @Tacospaceman
      @Tacospaceman 3 года назад +12

      Same.
      Me:don’t tell me what to do *click*
      Video: *gawrnoises*
      Me:*closing my eyes* OOOOHHH. I see what you MEAN.

    • @rumie1226
      @rumie1226 3 года назад +1

      This was me

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 3 года назад +1

      @@sonicXstarhedgehog OMOSHINTERESTING

  • @MessParade
    @MessParade Год назад +233

    "It slipped" and "I need to put it on my skin" and "No I'm touching it" are all lines that did NOT help whatsoever

  • @cx4936
    @cx4936 3 года назад +2219

    "Dont close your eyes"
    Sure.
    *sees thrusting motion
    *sweats*

  • @shota-wiem3252
    @shota-wiem3252 3 года назад +697

    Rule 34 Artist: You know the rules and so do I

  • @dragonknight4982
    @dragonknight4982 3 года назад +1837

    *3D animators:* Looks like we ain't paying voice actors this time.

    • @MultiZapor
      @MultiZapor 3 года назад +28

      Same!

    • @fareez8248
      @fareez8248 3 года назад +13

      This time you say?

    • @macmac277
      @macmac277 3 года назад +22

      If you know about Zone. he never needed to pay any voice actors (Aside from Zone-tan of course)

    • @Ziggerath
      @Ziggerath 3 года назад

      can't wait

    • @elfmonster8697
      @elfmonster8697 3 года назад

      Oh no.

  • @SomeOne-oh7cg
    @SomeOne-oh7cg 3 года назад +1045

    Sound like smex.....and u know what makes it worst....she said “it’s slipping”

    • @m-ad-w3893
      @m-ad-w3893 3 года назад +97

      started losing it when she said its slipping, my mind is in the gutter, no cap.

    • @Atom-nf5bc
      @Atom-nf5bc 3 года назад +16

      @@m-ad-w3893 pls tell me the moment/time she said that

    • @agokuroneko7280
      @agokuroneko7280 3 года назад +48

      @@Atom-nf5bc mate, is less that a minute.

    • @amazonprime5907
      @amazonprime5907 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/naMXEZ9u_a0/видео.html

    • @SomeOne-oh7cg
      @SomeOne-oh7cg 3 года назад +2

      @@amazonprime5907 she died

  • @skelebruv
    @skelebruv 3 года назад +2902

    "Don't close your eyes"
    *Casually thinks about life instead of closing my eyes*

    • @kaku4778
      @kaku4778 3 года назад +9

      (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

    • @garethmilo
      @garethmilo 3 года назад +6

      @@kaku4778 i legit didnt think it was possible to make this

    • @kaku4778
      @kaku4778 3 года назад +12

      @@garethmilo there's option in Google keyboard to extreme right ..when u click emoji section ..
      (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @garethmilo
      @garethmilo 3 года назад +5

      @@kaku4778 thanks

    • @PozieNayan
      @PozieNayan 3 года назад +7

      ♬"..But if you closed your eyes.. does it almost feel like....
      FBI is coming for you..?"♪

  • @sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250
    @sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250 3 года назад +4928

    Bakuretsu: "Don't close your eyes"
    Us who are degenerates: No,we think we will

    • @meiun3826
      @meiun3826 3 года назад +41

      I did not need to close my eyes to imagine the horror....this is how corrupted my mind has become...

    • @calumsteel3683
      @calumsteel3683 3 года назад +2

      @Dongenz LIAR!!!

    • @danielg.2650
      @danielg.2650 3 года назад +3

      @Dongenz ma gad duud

    • @abysssans8188
      @abysssans8188 3 года назад +6

      @Dongenz not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed
      Thank for supplying... “research”

    • @_Crush__
      @_Crush__ 3 года назад +4

      I did it,my god it sounds so lewd

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 3 года назад +3848

    Don’t close your eyes, or I’ll delete all the islands on earth.

  • @oraejsibmat2535
    @oraejsibmat2535 3 года назад +529

    Ah yes nothing wrong here.
    Nothing. Wrong. At. All.
    NOTHING WRONG AT ALL.

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 3 года назад +4

      Nothing!
      AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
      😤

    • @fluffyboi5463
      @fluffyboi5463 3 года назад +6

      this is fine, everything's fine

    • @FPSDrifter
      @FPSDrifter 3 года назад +1

      MY SUFERRING PILES UP. THE MOUNTAIN STARTS MOVING TOWARDS ME.

    • @amazonprime5907
      @amazonprime5907 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/naMXEZ9u_a0/видео.html

    • @frostigamer9740
      @frostigamer9740 3 года назад

      *Noting*

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 3 года назад +1201

    I think everyone walked into this video with “it can’t be that bad”

    • @generalgrievous262
      @generalgrievous262 3 года назад +46

      Yep and imedietly got proven wrong...

    • @Dontreadthis0
      @Dontreadthis0 3 года назад +14

      And we all came out with "I was wrong it was that bad"

    • @Manlikegibbon
      @Manlikegibbon 3 года назад +7

      I wanna go home

    • @boodaa2
      @boodaa2 3 года назад +1

      Ong bro there was a ad before to and then boom

    • @kgillie2030
      @kgillie2030 3 года назад +1

      Oh god.....

  • @munarkiiv9999
    @munarkiiv9999 3 года назад +656

    "dont close your eyes"
    my eyes opened WIDELY but my ears still betrayed me

    • @_jaegerboy_
      @_jaegerboy_ 3 года назад

      Are you...deaf?

    • @munarkiiv9999
      @munarkiiv9999 3 года назад +8

      @@_jaegerboy_ you definitely just dont get the joke

    • @_jaegerboy_
      @_jaegerboy_ 3 года назад

      @@munarkiiv9999 i mean, it's obvious

    • @munarkiiv9999
      @munarkiiv9999 3 года назад +1

      @@_jaegerboy_ yea, its pretty obvious that you dont get the joke

    • @dragnas_arrendor7804
      @dragnas_arrendor7804 3 года назад

      When your imagination is too lewd that all your sense starts to betray you.

  • @Danjuw
    @Danjuw 3 года назад +1359

    RULE34 animation artists be like: "it's free real-estate"

    • @farcan9400
      @farcan9400 3 года назад +27

      Oh yeah the sounds right, noted

    • @CommissarChaotic
      @CommissarChaotic 3 года назад +28

      @@farcan9400 Oh yeah that sounds *tight,* noted*

    • @BirdBoxAdobo
      @BirdBoxAdobo 3 года назад +15

      I can hear their pens clicking

    • @azriel3676
      @azriel3676 3 года назад +13

      Already on it

    • @Danjuw
      @Danjuw 3 года назад +21

      @@azriel3676 you better send me a link when its done!

  • @denji5604
    @denji5604 3 года назад +344

    Gura: *Breath Viciously*
    Me: hmm okay
    Gura: Its Slippy!!
    Me: *Wtf-*

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq 3 года назад +1

      Ok its slippy nothing worry about

    • @wesleyc8101
      @wesleyc8101 10 месяцев назад

      It’s okay. Just slip it back in. It happens 😂

  • @tubbyqueen
    @tubbyqueen 3 года назад +1605

    “You can do a lil more.”
    “Raise your knees up high!”

  • @FloofyBread
    @FloofyBread 3 года назад +2179

    "DON'T... close your eyes"
    My ears still betrayed me

    • @iggy_bunny
      @iggy_bunny 3 года назад +23

      Ears: *hehe boi*

    • @ZodokiEsparda
      @ZodokiEsparda 3 года назад +3

      same here dude

    • @x3dwany371
      @x3dwany371 3 года назад +6

      LEGIT DONT CLOSE THEM NO LEGIT DONT THE FBI IS GONNA BUST YO ASS UP

    • @darktank9787
      @darktank9787 3 года назад +2

      Oof

    • @bryanfisher1788
      @bryanfisher1788 3 года назад +1

      @@x3dwany371 GODDAMIT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME SOONER! THE FBI IS SENDING ME TO BRAZIL!!!

  • @bryn_san
    @bryn_san 3 года назад +1582

    I can feel a disturbance in the force, where a thousand of artist starts to go BRRRRRRRR

  • @Aliciously
    @Aliciously 3 года назад +468

    She doesn't wanna stream fitness anymore thanks to this clip. Clippers gonna clip, but it's sad.

    • @lennyvander4110
      @lennyvander4110 3 года назад +8

      She did?

    • @SpookySurprise
      @SpookySurprise 3 года назад +177

      @@lennyvander4110 Yeah, she mentioned it in a membershrimp stream, said the clips out of context were a bit too embarassing.

    • @jahh.100x
      @jahh.100x 3 года назад +11

      pog?

    • @ricANNArdo
      @ricANNArdo 3 года назад +63

      @@jahh.100x NOT POG

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 3 года назад +39

      @@SpookySurprise That's hilarious.
      Thanks for sharing.

  • @Lone_Zer0
    @Lone_Zer0 3 года назад +1485

    “I need to put it on my skin”
    Ok...
    “I’m touching it”
    Touching what now

  • @100straight5
    @100straight5 3 года назад +2121

    Netflix:Are you still watching?
    Someones daughter:

    • @SpcDumpstr
      @SpcDumpstr 3 года назад +23

      @@_lontra_ did you make a whole new account for this one joke on a random RUclips comment section that no one will ever see

    • @Yukiarts_yt
      @Yukiarts_yt 3 года назад +4

      Or son.

    • @livvylli
      @livvylli 3 года назад +15

      @@SpcDumpstr I mean, the account is from 2017 soooo..

    • @Penutupan
      @Penutupan 3 года назад +5

      @@livvylli U can change ur name soooo..

    • @victorhugodossantoscoimbra6067
      @victorhugodossantoscoimbra6067 3 года назад +1

      @@SpcDumpstr oopsie

  • @RaspyCh
    @RaspyCh 3 года назад +1443

    “But if you close your eyes, it’ll feel like nothing changed at all”

    • @brianjuarez3186
      @brianjuarez3186 3 года назад +15

      Nice

    • @markellii3093
      @markellii3093 3 года назад +6

      I just had that play in my head and was wondering if someone thought of it too

    • @Panigale06
      @Panigale06 3 года назад

      yes

    • @annhentaiuser6658
      @annhentaiuser6658 3 года назад +5

      Eho eho e-eho eho e-eho eho!!!

    • @Zero_TwoSeven
      @Zero_TwoSeven 3 года назад +19

      But if you close your eyes...
      Does it almost feel like the FBI breached your door?

  • @adamluqman9287
    @adamluqman9287 3 года назад +227

    Dont close your eye
    My eye: what wrong with this video? There nothing wrong right?
    My ears: yes, there *nothing* wrong in this video

  • @joshters123
    @joshters123 3 года назад +1301

    "Don't close your eyes"
    *I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that*

    • @despicable113
      @despicable113 3 года назад +7

      ironic

    • @hjoehj0996
      @hjoehj0996 3 года назад +3

      You clever... I’m typing this with no blinking

    • @Dogaojuiz
      @Dogaojuiz 3 года назад

      Well...

    • @scp--un6pg
      @scp--un6pg 3 года назад

      *dont close your eyes*

    • @sawnay2219
      @sawnay2219 3 года назад

      yes you can't see it but you know you can hear it

  • @nitrix6538
    @nitrix6538 3 года назад +1087

    "Don't close your eyes"
    You are telling me not to do something that I have to do

  • @semajverified3179
    @semajverified3179 3 года назад +885

    Nobody:
    Gura: "IT'S SLIPPING!"

  • @gura1stapostle
    @gura1stapostle 3 года назад +219

    "Don't close your eyes"
    (Im just trying to not blink, cuz blink = close your eyes as well)

  • @ataraxia1221
    @ataraxia1221 3 года назад +1083

    "Don't close your eyes"
    *Downloads the video in mp3 format*

  • @BoomhauerAznable
    @BoomhauerAznable 3 года назад +1543

    Downstairs neighbor just trying to watch Seinfeld be like: “😳”

    • @xx_hackerman876_xx3
      @xx_hackerman876_xx3 3 года назад +7

      Yas I love Seinfield

    • @noobik829
      @noobik829 3 года назад +1

      Yeah true 😂😂

    • @slothyyteen-lg7me
      @slothyyteen-lg7me 3 года назад +2

      Why seinfeld 😂😂

    • @Sewerslider
      @Sewerslider 3 года назад

      I have granted the next person the 1,000th like, may you have great luck in the future 1,000th liker.

  • @Ace-Trix
    @Ace-Trix 3 года назад +699

    “Son what are you watching”
    *in head* “god please tell me I didn’t fuck up”

  • @alexandergonyea4642
    @alexandergonyea4642 3 года назад +43

    Ngl, I did close my eyes, and I opened them after she screamed at 0:16 and I love the fact that the first word I see is "Finish."

  • @lethalweaboo8662
    @lethalweaboo8662 3 года назад +1617

    Yagoo before: "I must protect the innocence of this shark"
    Yagoo after: "I have failed my queen"

    • @theblan1k0ne
      @theblan1k0ne 3 года назад +27

      that happened a long time ago even before her debut

    • @xxxxOS
      @xxxxOS 3 года назад +4

      Ugh

    • @Koh-Wei-Jian
      @Koh-Wei-Jian 3 года назад +14

      Yagoo: '...entertaining company'

    • @karimon9320
      @karimon9320 3 года назад +3

      Yagoo: Go on...

    • @BirdBoxAdobo
      @BirdBoxAdobo 3 года назад +3

      Sad noises

  • @oberon6078
    @oberon6078 3 года назад +959

    Gura is getting more and more lewd every day, I'm afraid.

    • @Mike16192
      @Mike16192 3 года назад +56

      That's what ring fit does to ya. Blame Nintendo for that one, not her. Lol

    • @gluttny1447
      @gluttny1447 3 года назад +90

      YOU are getting more and more lewd every day. she's just exercising, and you're the one who is thinking.

    • @momol2l285
      @momol2l285 3 года назад +1

      Cant wait

    • @ian-op5fv
      @ian-op5fv 3 года назад +18

      The shark was lewd from the start

    • @gervee_desu
      @gervee_desu 3 года назад +3

      ​@@gluttny1447 i think ur thinking the same thing as him lol

  • @Alexkabron
    @Alexkabron 3 года назад +583

    "Dont close your eye"
    Me: _BRO I NEED TO SLEEP_

    • @eenddy4903
      @eenddy4903 3 года назад +7

      Step bro, don't close your eyes ;)

    • @RedstoneCuba
      @RedstoneCuba 3 года назад +4

      no you dont

  • @_The_Black_Cerberus_
    @_The_Black_Cerberus_ 3 года назад +16

    0:15 that’s has to be the best climax I’ve ever heard

  • @huckpo283
    @huckpo283 3 года назад +2287

    Everyone: omg so lewd
    me: I will probably never get to hear a girl like that in my life

    • @Ipsolus
      @Ipsolus 3 года назад +214

      Easy, bro.
      Get down like you're going to propose, but then when you open the box, have a spider jump out at her. And presto, some noises.

    • @cuddlebug9699
      @cuddlebug9699 3 года назад +22

      You just did though...

    • @huckpo283
      @huckpo283 3 года назад +92

      @@Ipsolus bro why did you tell me to do this, she did the noises before I even opened the box and slapped me

    • @tkts8782
      @tkts8782 3 года назад +4

      XD same this killed me

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 3 года назад +25

      once ur a weeb trust me, it wont go away. 22 and never did it. wake up son, we have waifus to lewd.

  • @xplodingbutter2659
    @xplodingbutter2659 3 года назад +915

    "Don't close your eyes"
    Everyond: I understand that the council has made a decision. But given that its a stupid as decision, I've elected to ignore it.

  • @handcraftedbygodhimself
    @handcraftedbygodhimself 3 года назад +1347

    I should really stop watching youtube in public without headphones. This is yabai

    • @jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066
      @jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066 3 года назад +63

      dont worry dude just ignore the strange looks and you'll be fine.... ....sorta....

    • @ceciliatavarez5655
      @ceciliatavarez5655 3 года назад +45

      How do you not use youtube in public without headphones

    • @fxdnitrous6528
      @fxdnitrous6528 3 года назад +17

      Turn it up

    • @r3dIj3dIP
      @r3dIj3dIP 3 года назад +9

      Better to be a Weeb than have Co-Vid, amiright?

    • @FBIs
      @FBIs 3 года назад +19

      imagine hearing this in public: SCREEEEEE ITS SLIPPINNNGG it slipped i need to put it on my skin its not on skin hold on

  • @juanjugmail8862
    @juanjugmail8862 3 года назад +18

    I clicked,
    I watched,
    I liked,
    I commented,
    *And I removed this from my history*

  • @renpie308
    @renpie308 3 года назад +1398

    "DONT... Close your eyes."
    "But if you close your eyes
    Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?"

    • @depressedbender502
      @depressedbender502 3 года назад +6

      Niceeee

    • @renpie308
      @renpie308 3 года назад +2

      lel

    • @mimmyqu6818
      @mimmyqu6818 3 года назад +10

      And if you close your eyes does it almost feel like you’ve been here before

    • @irsyadarham5871
      @irsyadarham5871 3 года назад +4

      eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 3 года назад

      The energy i got reading the title was the horror game (don't) Open your Eyes.

  • @RAGEBOY4550
    @RAGEBOY4550 3 года назад +571

    Everyone that hears this: oh my god
    Every hentai animator: oh yeah

  • @lethalweaboo8662
    @lethalweaboo8662 3 года назад +429

    Gura: "Who did this? You drew this?... Who voiced this?"
    R34 Animator: "You did Gura"

  • @denji5604
    @denji5604 3 года назад +72

    Everybody gangsta until Jesus start commenting on this video

  • @mercuryon8608
    @mercuryon8608 3 года назад +920

    Imagine her at the gym, everyone training calmly and then there's this fish out of water being the loudest gymnastic ever

    • @BreadAB
      @BreadAB 3 года назад +33

      "ITSSS SLLLLIPINGGG" XD

    • @gabrealunivese5890
      @gabrealunivese5890 3 года назад +8

      Im undercover FBI
      Now You Guys Are Going to jail

    • @xpsquid7022
      @xpsquid7022 3 года назад +1

      What is this power?

    • @lypths
      @lypths 11 месяцев назад

      lmao

  • @sinfulshin8912
    @sinfulshin8912 3 года назад +787

    Eyes: closed
    Pants: Open
    Innocence: Gone
    Hotel: Trivago

  • @tanji6272
    @tanji6272 3 года назад +452

    Animes when your parents come in room be like:

  • @moss_head3
    @moss_head3 3 года назад +2

    Gura stop screaming I'll be gentle...

  • @abnerrcb6689
    @abnerrcb6689 3 года назад +1281

    This video: *exist**
    R34 Artist: *STONKS*

    • @GusPy1ro
      @GusPy1ro 3 года назад +20

      No era "Stonks"??

    • @jorgevicedosanchez4589
      @jorgevicedosanchez4589 3 года назад +1

      @@GusPy1ro si xD se equivocó o creo q lo hizo a drede xD

    • @quandaledingle4299
      @quandaledingle4299 3 года назад +2

      @@jorgevicedosanchez4589 akdaxkekvv elvwfvlwdclqdclefmeclqkeyvkek

    • @elquero9287
      @elquero9287 3 года назад

      Inserte meme de willy: Hay paja,vale chicos hay paja

    • @Mr.Insomniac
      @Mr.Insomniac 3 года назад

      @@GusPy1ro exactly

  • @BLOODIUS01
    @BLOODIUS01 3 года назад +360

    "Don't close your eyes"
    Me: _anyway i start bravo six going dark_

    • @minhnghiaduong
      @minhnghiaduong 3 года назад +2

      After that if we heard a man that said
      Kimochi?
      is mean good? (but dark way)

    • @sohcahleed
      @sohcahleed 3 года назад +1

      best comment

    • @VorteX_SH
      @VorteX_SH 3 года назад +2

      *"Bravo six, Going bLinD?!¿"*

  • @zbomb5088
    @zbomb5088 3 года назад +454

    "There's no accident"
    - master Oogway

  • @Amegadeez
    @Amegadeez 3 года назад +36

    *"But if you close your eyes ♪♬"*
    "Does it almost feel like something is growing below you"

    • @remi69420
      @remi69420 3 года назад +1

      And if you close your eyes
      Does it almost feel like this has grown before?

    • @Amegadeez
      @Amegadeez 3 года назад +1

      @@remi69420 Lol

  • @northernlights9533
    @northernlights9533 3 года назад +409

    Me: _"closes eyes"_
    My soul and mind: *_AIGHT WE GOIN TA HELL_*

  • @yourboo1832
    @yourboo1832 3 года назад +519

    Me: *watches this at my phone with 100% volume*
    My dad: Wtf

  • @mirzaajah6034
    @mirzaajah6034 3 года назад +983

    "Don't close your eyes"
    *Challenge accepted*

  • @flamingbull3438
    @flamingbull3438 3 года назад +4

    "IT'S SLIPPING!"
    "it slipped"

  • @Juan17024
    @Juan17024 3 года назад +1072

    _”Don’t close your eyes”_
    Immediately me: *_I reject my humanity, JoJo!!!!_*

  • @harveyvalmeo8762
    @harveyvalmeo8762 3 года назад +547

    Thumbnail: Don't close your eyes
    Me: *Closes eyes*
    Also me and my POV: *Seeing this with closed eyes because of the sound*

  • @Jarvo-ed6pj
    @Jarvo-ed6pj 3 года назад +229

    Gura: {Intense exercise}
    R34 artists: 'how interesting'

    • @NGScoob
      @NGScoob 3 года назад +6

      “It’s slipping!”

  • @nitronitrix4429
    @nitronitrix4429 3 года назад +42

    Blind People:
    "This is good because I can barely read" - Lil Pump

  • @VaruzeTheLifeless
    @VaruzeTheLifeless 3 года назад +614

    If they actually voiced like this in "HENTAI", it'd feel kinda realistic...

    • @VaruzeTheLifeless
      @VaruzeTheLifeless 3 года назад +22

      @Narkata why of course it's "HENTAI"...i just said "h" cuz people keep doing that so i thought it was inappropriate...

    • @Starvaze
      @Starvaze 3 года назад +3

      @@VaruzeTheLifeless bruh hentie (in Google translate) = pervert. so nah hentie is sort of a bad word but not realy

    • @VaruzeTheLifeless
      @VaruzeTheLifeless 3 года назад +5

      @@Starvaze ik...ik...

    • @aitorleal4676
      @aitorleal4676 3 года назад +1

      R/whoooosh

    • @yanguYT
      @yanguYT 3 года назад +1

      @@Starvaze hentai desu kedo kawaii desu ka

  • @Armoredunit
    @Armoredunit 3 года назад +190

    Me: oh she's just exercising
    R34 artist:this has potential

  • @Nojirou_
    @Nojirou_ 3 года назад +715

    I have a strange feeling that she knows that she was doing this on purpose, but at the same time this is fucking content and I don’t care.

    • @moriadine2517
      @moriadine2517 3 года назад +58

      Sometimes, if you look closely, you can pinpoint the exact moment when the "blue thing" began to leak out.

    • @fukaiheikin5102
      @fukaiheikin5102 3 года назад +11

      Still waitting for her to get blizt again

    • @chaos-kun7310
      @chaos-kun7310 3 года назад +27

      She knows. She's a shark of culture.

    • @spingding1386
      @spingding1386 3 года назад +14

      fucking content can mean 2 completely different things.

    • @quatosoi5707
      @quatosoi5707 3 года назад +5

      @@spingding1386 Just replying cuz yes

  • @alamagung9338
    @alamagung9338 Год назад +5

    She's playing a game!
    She's playing a game!!
    She's playing a game!!!

  • @HyunXP
    @HyunXP 3 года назад +717

    Me: "What's this about."
    Two seconds after: "Okay-" *lowers volume*

    • @Dan-uh3cs
      @Dan-uh3cs 3 года назад +7

      I had it in full volume

    • @akamotoo5812
      @akamotoo5812 3 года назад +4

      @@Dan-uh3cs r/madlads

    • @IDoc_
      @IDoc_ 3 года назад

      hahahahahaha

    • @maskwhite4296
      @maskwhite4296 3 года назад

      What are doing sooooooon,!!!

    • @p33ka
      @p33ka 3 года назад +1

      Samee

  • @Questionable_Content
    @Questionable_Content 3 года назад +888

    "Dont close your eyes"
    Duly noted... AND IGNORED

  • @tristandelhaye519
    @tristandelhaye519 3 года назад +713

    "You know there's *actual* porn on the internet, right ? "
    "Pig, you gotta be able to appreciate the classics."
    *Now* I understand.

    • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
      @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 3 года назад +52

      Some people consider finding lewd and sexual content in otherwise perfectly fine SFW a sport. It's really addicting. High level coom brain wokeness.

    • @bunker7474
      @bunker7474 3 года назад +17

      Ah a dbz reference, I salute you.

    • @fendy5124
      @fendy5124 3 года назад +12

      @@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon neuron activation

    • @dp12345god
      @dp12345god 3 года назад +2

      @@fendy5124 they took down that vid but not before i found the artist thankfully

    • @Abomdosnow
      @Abomdosnow 3 года назад +1

      @@bunker7474 more specifically DBZ Abridged

  • @fallguyj3778
    @fallguyj3778 3 года назад +8

    Ahhh and there's already hentai of this

  • @squishy6978
    @squishy6978 3 года назад +425

    "Don't close your eye"
    Me who is scrolling comments while video is going: *Oh so that's why*

    • @NuhUh......
      @NuhUh...... 3 года назад +2

      I just realised what you meant

    • @lakilopis7081
      @lakilopis7081 3 года назад +2

      But if you close your eyes..
      Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all

    • @justanotaku1179
      @justanotaku1179 3 года назад +1

      Sane

    • @LFPman
      @LFPman 3 года назад +1

      I really forgot that I read the title

  • @thedudeiscool5132
    @thedudeiscool5132 3 года назад +486

    I closed my eyes, and that’s all I’m gonna say.

    • @Podzall
      @Podzall 3 года назад +7

      *THE FBI IS CONVERGING ON YOUR LOACATION*

    • @winchesterchua3311
      @winchesterchua3311 3 года назад +16

      @@Podzall What'll they do when they find out she's over 9000 years old.

    • @thedudeiscool5132
      @thedudeiscool5132 3 года назад +4

      @@Podzall *pulls uno reverse card*

    • @Podzall
      @Podzall 3 года назад +9

      @@winchesterchua3311 Possesion of cocaine, all im gonna say

    • @abysssans8188
      @abysssans8188 3 года назад +1

      @@Podzall wut

  • @links-gut-versifftergrunme1809
    @links-gut-versifftergrunme1809 3 года назад +330

    If you put down your headphones and stay quite for a second you can hear the collective scratching of all rule 34 artists graphics tablets as a high pitched huming in the background.

    • @lazynop7325
      @lazynop7325 3 года назад +1

      And thwhe sound of the FBI coming...

  • @shark20069
    @shark20069 3 года назад +14

    This is the most viewed vtuber clip/video that wasn't an official song or cover(that I've collected). Nice

  • @bill9288
    @bill9288 3 года назад +199

    “But if you close your eyes.. Does i- *GUNSHOT BANG* “

    • @teodorogerald
      @teodorogerald 3 года назад +1

      *Ladies and Gentlemen, we got'em*

    • @gaster433
      @gaster433 3 года назад +1

      Don’t worry, I think he plays Minecraft and has a totem of undying in his off hand, he knows his risks so he prepared

  • @Yasaka-
    @Yasaka- 3 года назад +520

    But when you close your eyes

  • @kkhlufris
    @kkhlufris 3 года назад +514

    ''she didn't realise that's how you were supposed to press it''
    ''it's slippiiiinnnnggggg''
    Yabai

  • @originalmei
    @originalmei 3 года назад +1

    FBI OPE... me inside the car already: what you waiting for guys ?

  • @shimmereyes8984
    @shimmereyes8984 3 года назад +308

    Those screams: exist
    People in the comment section: lewd thinking
    Me: She is really forcing herself
    MY FREAKING DIRTY THOUGHTS: THIS ONE NEEDS AN ANIMATION RIGHT NOW

    • @memeentity6615
      @memeentity6615 3 года назад +11

      How I wish I knew how to draw or animate so I could make lewd content in my own

    • @flashbang684
      @flashbang684 3 года назад +15

      @@memeentity6615 we can always go and support a lewd animator who will certainly do this if the sound file is big enough.*AHem* Derpixon and see where that goes. And yea she even has a patron soo we can totally fund the project.(Just don't let the Shark know this info until its too late)

    • @jamesscott7215
      @jamesscott7215 3 года назад +4

      Now hold. What KIND of animation?

    • @EvanPrimusFTW
      @EvanPrimusFTW 3 года назад +3

      Indeed my fellow Shrimp

    • @lunakon5911
      @lunakon5911 3 года назад +6

      @@flashbang684 yeah, but Derpixon releases animations really not often and, what is way more important, he does his animations with his OC. Am I wrong?

  • @mr.danish4576
    @mr.danish4576 3 года назад +585

    "DON'T close your eyes!"
    *Challenge accepted!*

  • @docidioc
    @docidioc 3 года назад +247

    Deaf people: Why is an anime character doing exercise?
    Meanwhile blind people:
    *confused screaming*

    • @prncemusic9690
      @prncemusic9690 3 года назад +7

      This made me laugh too hard, man

    • @mxinirxi
      @mxinirxi 3 года назад

      NO 💀💀💀

    • @elysiaeater
      @elysiaeater 3 года назад

      Oh god
      I'm outta here 🖐️👁️👄👁️

    • @P4DWAH
      @P4DWAH 3 года назад

      She said it’s slipping

  • @Cosmoman78
    @Cosmoman78 3 года назад +18

    Welp, goodbye Gura's RFA.. It will be missed. (She didn't explicitly said she won't play it anymore, but she was pretty embarrassed about this clip). I hope she will do it again in the future, but please refrain from posting stuffs like this just to gain views on your videos.

    • @Jaboll252
      @Jaboll252 3 года назад +2

      The thumbnail is a clickbait, but at the end of the day the clip is all just unedited stuff straight out of her stream. She wasnt embarresed about this clip, she was embarrased about herself during that stream which this clip showcased. So it's more like goodbye Gura's moans during RFA.

    • @Cosmoman78
      @Cosmoman78 3 года назад +7

      @@Jaboll252 The difference is, if it's not clipped, and put a lewd thumbnail, with enticing description, moment like this won't even be highlighted or even interpreted (too much) as such by people who watched it. It will just pass by them naturally.

    • @Jaboll252
      @Jaboll252 3 года назад +5

      ​@@Cosmoman78 Moments like this were already highlighted to hell and back even during the livestream and later in comments. This clip is just a manifestation of that. Even without the lewd thumbnail and title, I think Gura would still find it and her reaction wouldn't be much different.
      Agreed though that clippers are getting too uppity with clickbait thumbnails and titles to generate views. At first I liked it because I hate morality police, but now it's starting to get annoying.

    • @Cosmoman78
      @Cosmoman78 3 года назад +1

      @@Jaboll252 One more thing. Take a look at Gura's original stream video. How many views and likes did it get compared to this one? Clearly this clip are being watched by people who probably don't even watch the full VOD of that stream.

    • @Jaboll252
      @Jaboll252 3 года назад +2

      @@Cosmoman78 Like I said agreed, these clips in general are becoming cancer because they misrepresent the streamer. I like Gura acting a bit lewd from time to time, but now thanks to the clickbait there's going to be influx of people who think she's all about that.
      Same thing happened to Amelia, now most poeple think she's all about "toxic gaming" and "mom ground pounding".