Gura addresses chest jokes...
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- I think I just made Gura a hit list...
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Chat: You can't me mad at us. We're too cute
Gura: You dare use my own spells against me, Chat?
I wish it had been included in the clip, she did actually use the same "I'm too cute" line against the chat just a few moments earlier in the stream. This comeback was perfectly timed and executed.
Chat really got The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobed
You should use Chat instead of potter
@@satan9265 Yeah you right
The one that typed that must be clapped af
Am i getting lectured by a shark about my weak willpower?
Small but savage shark
Yes we are getting lectured why a shark about our willpower
Yes, yes you are.
By asking for more dislikes
Perhaps
1:58 Dude in chat successfully uses her own spell against her.
"you dare use my own spells against me, chat?"
Uno reverse card
The noise she made in response to that was amazing.
@@kin4386
"pew pew pew pew pew"
@@uggranpops8442 Nono not that one
"You guys have no willpower."
Gura is an apex predator - she always goes for the kill.
Yep shes one of ours,alright. I dont go off often but when I do I waste zero time; it's right for the throat.
Except humans have guns.
Her chest has no will power to grow
@@BastardOfTheNorth She had no fucks to give
Hence the death counter on the lower left
I have never been more offended by something I 100% agree with
Wasn’t expecting to find an Acaster quote here.
But Is water wet?
@@hwottao3218 no
Is it just me or is that 100% looking kinda T H I C C
@@connylee2191 CEREAL ISN'T CONCRETE
The 375,412,783rd person to write "lol chest" in chat:
"I have achieved Komedy"
Did you really count?
Ok so the limit is 375,412,782
@@pauldesu6859 There's an old saying in Tennessee: Fool me 375,412,782 times, shame on you. Fool me 375,412,783 times ...
The 375,412,783rd person to use i have achieved comedy joke:
“I have achieved comedy”
Its still funny lol
Everybody gangsta till Gura shows her true self
Wut
Facts
Real self be having bazoonkadonkas
Drunk anime loli?
@@itzyishi5844 drunk Onee-San anime loli irl?
Looking at pettan joke:
"I don't need it"
"I don't need it"
"I don't need it"
"I don't need it"
"I don't need it"
...
I NEED IT!!
WE ALL NEED IT!!!!
Pain Pettan
@@JohnSmith-qi6tz wait wait no dont say that-
666 LIKES MAH DUDE
I DONT NEED YOUR VALIDATION
Gura is on Rushia's side
Which side
The side of the Petta-
She's here! Save yourse-
Are you the new Justin Y? As I'm seeing your comments everywhere.
But how HOW SHE FINE US HO-
Thank Matsuri that she didn't have a trident. Or else she could've thunder cross split bonk'd chat.
Like your profile pic.
Blessed amelia gura
I mean
I wouldn't mind
@doppio yeagar za warudo is a jojo reference
I'm gonna have to ask for the sauce of your pfp, good sir
Chat: says a cutting board joke
Gura: so you have chosen death
Chat:"You cant be mad at chat. We're too cute
Gura: *A*
How tf did u make that
Kirby emoji?
@@vinny7374 he paid that
None of the chat was cutting board - did she make that one herself??
She's not mad..... she's just disappointed.
*GURA* tely disappointed...
@@dietznuts8106 found another ina alt
she's disappointed for missing what's not there in the first place.
The chest
Noooo 😭
She’s just flat.
Oh I see, I see what it is
You saw a clippable moment and you can't help yourself
You can't help yourself to make a funny monetizeable moment
Your hands...
*Your hands*
I can, I can
See them
Hovering around the record button
Shaking
*You are Sha-king*
*EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR BEING LIKE*
Don't-don't make the clip
Don't make the clip
But listen, now look at you
No willpower...
No willpower you make the clip anyway
*MAKE THE CLIP ANYWAY*
_cute smol shork laugh_
A fine addition to the collection
@@the1necromancer It really is lol
We spam this to the stream
hey, does someone knows a good voice modificator for becoming a vtuber ? I suck and my voice is not masculine enough to be a dude and not feminine enough to be a female... any ideas ?
@@stepcracker5353 Be yourself, no one likes voice changers
Gura: goes at chat
Chat: reverse uno card
"you can't be mad at chat. we're too cute"
In Guras mind: how dare you use my own weapon against me
You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?
Yes. Yes I do.
2:20 pew pew
dont mind me, just a replay button
Love it, arigato
Very informative. Thank you good sir. I shall add this to my scholarly archive and shall use this for my upcoming thesis & TED Talk titled: “The Psychophysiological Correlation of Flat-Chest Apex Predators and Cute Pew-Pew Noises”
@@salmon_is_decent8179 lol
Shooting lasers from her eyes sound like:
Ill do u one better 1:48
Gura: You dare use my own spells against me chat!?
Yes, I am the smol shark
I caught this at 301 views. The bug doesn't exist anymore, but it somehow felt nostalgic enough for me to comment on.
The under 301 club 😔
Feeling somewhat nostalgic........
hey, does someone knows a good voice modificator for becoming a vtuber ? I suck and my voice is not masculine enough to be a dude and not feminine enough to be a female... any ideas ?
@@stepcracker5353 just be a character that is uncomfortably ambiguous. Recipe for success.
@@bananasplit4391 What kind of "uncomfortably ambiguous" are we talking about here ?
(UNFxavier7591 on discord, available 24/24 for advice gifts)
Gura: "I can see you typing the jokes!"
Chat: Haha Gura has no *chest*
Your next line is "haha smol chest"
_haha smol chest_ WHAT?!
Why did I know that I would see you here? Already saw you on stream erlier... lmao
@@si.ni.a0795 I'm everywhere👀
@@SomeCoolGuyCh i dont want to ruin the 69 like but i want to like it ahh!!!!!
@@mikellobabilozach3482 its gonna be gone anyway, dunno why people like you make such a big deal about it
"You guys see the word chest and you absolutely can't help yourselves."
I mean, she ain't wrong.
This just cemented how funny Gura truly is
A gremlin to her core
I can't like your comment Heat, cause it's on 69 likes. I just put my "like" down here.
this is why she's the best hololive girl by far...she's amazingly funny. And cute ^.^. She doesn't need breasts
Gura may not have much of a chest, but she’s an absolute treasure chest of cuteness.
1:17 I love how she said that XD that voice was perfect
Rushia fights them with death metal screams, Gura fights them with heaping amounts of sass
Gura: “you’re shaking, trying not to make the joke.”
Me: “My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...”
is that a JoJo Refere-
Gura: anything related to chest
Chat: Petan and no chest joke Go brrrrrrrrr
I mean you gotta do it because so many girls pretend not having boobs is attractive to guys for their psyche after being online when they grew up not thinking it mattered before when its not true and for guys its perfectly ok to care about sexual desires fantasy standards in a mate like boobs... and they try to make fun of girls with big natural boobs as if the same comedy applies to them as flat girls when it doesn't and we prefer big boobs to flat and they rarely have issues getting guys they want...it must hurt their backs sometimes to carry extra weight but I'd rather have sex with a big boobed milf with a good body and face than a flat younger aged girl even around age 22 cause it would feel like having sex with a teenage boy...sorry...and I am 26
Gura standing up for herself and roasting the chat is the best content.
Gura's head wobble is so cute at 1:35.
Chat: *makes a chest joke*
Gura: "Listen here, you little shit."
I fucking love when she just looks through the screen and roasts chat. It’s the best
1:50 Trevor makes a guest appearance.
The Trevor side of her came out
"You have no willpower"
Me who survived NNN: :0
Here Gura wants to just make silly noises riding a minecart and chats gotta make a chest a joke
Gura's chat is like reddit. Same joke is posted over and over again but somehow months later people still keep posting it.
And youtube comments
"Ha ha, Reddit bad! This isn't repetitive or annoying at all!"
Some jokes are immortal
Reddit is the dumpster of the internet. All funny jokes die there, it’s like the event horizon where all comedy is just gravitated towards then sucked in and erased. One of the most racist, sexist, pedophilic places on the internet. Full of pretentious idiots who don’t know what they’re talking about, almost every Redditor is a sack of shit who doesn’t have a life outside of their video games. Reddit is undoubtedly the worst Internet forum/social media ever.
twitter: hold my toxicity.
Some Guy in chat: "You can't get mad at us, were cute"
Ohohohoho How the turn tables
*angry shork noises*
Everyone else: 'Aww she's so cute, let's continue teasing her'
"you cant be mad at chat, we're to cute"
gura: YOU DARE USE MY OWN SPELLS AGAINST ME POTTER
"Words are like bullets, and I let them pass straight through me." - some dwarf in South Park
The part at the end of the stream where she read the super chat about chat reflecting her by being cute and mischievous was the perfect end.
She not cute she flat
"You can't be mad at chat were too cute"
Waluigi has joined the chat: _Waah_
0:57 she is slightly having second thoughts of being born
Me: Hands hovering above the keyboard
Oh look! A cute shork. It can't hurt us!
Shark: *PROCEEDS TO ROAST*
-crying in the rain-
1:55
*i can see this as an absolute win*
Odd-Eyes: "you can't be mad at chat.we're too cute"
Gura: "You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?"
Chat: *makes flat chest jokes*
Gura: My disappointment is immeasurable but my day wasn't ruined
Gura's monologue there is brimming with "you frickin fricks just can't ever be quenched" energy
When will you learn.
THAT YOUR ACTIONS
HAVE CONSEQUENCES
Smarty nerdy characters never have big boobs in fiction or real life..it's a shame they become scientists but don't have good bodies or care about looks
The power of reverse uno card at its best. XD
Gura: "Your hands, I can see them"
Me: "Oh no..."
"You can't help yourselves"
The demons... I try to keep them in, but even now, i can't... Hold... Them... Inside...
Gooruh no chest lol
2:12 "I guess you are my little PogChamp"
OK, I don't like chest jokes, but now that she has shown how beautifully mean she can be, I hope to have made one so that insult would be aimed at me.
Gura : "No will power"
Insert Korone meme : "No confidence"
"by the trident I bonk you"
Me:The flat side?
That “I’m sorry what did you say” I know that tone too well
1:50 lol
I'm surprised no one made a lewd joke when she said "get off easy."
Stop it *Bonk*
2:00
How the tables have turned.
You heard it here folks Gura guesses chat is cute. 2:00
Someday these clips are gonna be treasures worth of being put in some crystal for safe keeping.
Unlike gura's, storage chest can store stuff but gura cant
Why did I get recommended this? The RUclips algorithm is strange.
0:39
Targets identified
Ive been watching these short compilations of her for a day now, this is unholy
I haven't even started watching her and I'm already getting lectured.
More importantly, how long is this frickin' Minecart ride? Is She riding into the abyss??
all Hololive en members build that tunel for over 3 hours :D
@@allxtend4005 lol
1:49 ahbabababa
She's so cute
1:50 can cure depression
I like that one comment that just says "gremlin"
Gura: has an axe
Also Gura: uses cooked chicken to break a chest
2:00 This dude countered the great Gura with her own move. He is a legend.
I love it how she is adequately pissed about that.
Random person: makes chest joke
Everyone else in the chat: HAHA PEAK COMEDY
Gura: "Look at you, no willpower..."
Damn Gura.
*Gura innocently rides a minecart while everybody freaks out because she said a chest joke*
You're videos have made me happy during a time where I feel so alone and sad, thank you so much even if if I dont have time to catch your streams...
I like how Gura gets tilted over her flat chest but that doesn’t stop the rule 34 artists
TALK TO EM GURA
0:05 Gura chicken
1:44
You get off lucky
Me, the guy named lucky: 0.0
you are lucky
Flat is Justice
And we know it
Dam, someone pulled out the uno reverse card.
NOICE
Flat chest is justice. I will never stop saying this.
One of the best moments on stream
She's not wrong. Like every single stream these girls do there is always people just posting "pettan" with like not context or reason even and they think they are so original in doing it like no one has done it before lmao. It was funny the first 10,000 times you guys said it but you are just beating a dead horse now.
lol
She knows how to say stuff that really cuts you deep. THAT must be why they call them cutting boards...
Those cute zoomin noises though
Hearing Gura make car noises in the minecart melted me
Gura: "I don't have a trident, so you get off easy this time."
Oh believe me, I've already "gotten off" easy this time.
Guy : You can't be mad at us, we're too cute.
(Feeling apex predator bloodthirst, but stops)
Gura : ....you better thank your lucky stars you're a Shrimp.
Gura: You dare use my own spells against me Chat?
“ʜᴀʜᴀ ᴢᴇᴇ ᴢᴏᴏ“
“ *oh i see what it is* “
"Just got bonked by gura, feelin good" is what i would've said if she had fork😢
I literally came in after this and was so confused why I was seeing “lewd” like a million times.
If everything is telling you not to do something and you still do it you have strong willpower
2:00 *"Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch.*
*I was there was it was written."*
Weebs and live stream chats, only things they know how to type are the same repeated memes.
Edited*
2:02 ok that was pretty funny
Rushia : first time?
Gura to Ollie: First time?
Chat : pettan jokes
Rushia : NEEEEEEE!!
Gura : apapapapapapapap
My mind is 2x dirtier; I actually thought Gura was going somewhere else when she said, "Your hands, I can see them."