I get that people don't like him, and I didn't vote for him but I'm not convinced he's the absolute worst president to date. There have been some pretty fucked up ones. Men who basically committed genocide and conducted unjust wars in which unspeakable atrocities were committed. Baby murderers and slave owners. Real human filth. I don't think 45 has done anything comparable to them. It's fine to joke about, but I don't agree it's legitimately true.
@@michaelweston2285 Yeah it was pretty rushed. Like when he pointed out reactions he didn't even give the crowd a chance to react. Maybe he was a bit nervous.
It was supremely well constructed and he ploughed through it with gusto, which was the right move. You get the studio audience that you get and there's no second take, improv in these tightly-timed quickly-filmed sets is way too big a risk, and even though audience response is built into the material this is a late night set and everything needs to be condensed.
How to Make It Step 1 Melt butter in a 13- x 9-inch baking dish. Step 2 Combine flour, 1 cup sugar, baking powder, and salt; add milk, stirring just until dry ingredients are moistened. Pour batter over butter (do not stir). Step 3 Bring remaining 1 cup sugar, peach slices, and lemon juice to a boil over high heat, stirring constantly; pour over batter (do not stir). Sprinkle with cinnamon, if desired. Step 4 Bake at 375° for 40 to 45 minutes or until golden brown. Serve cobbler warm or cool.
@@KeremGregorio they share some of the basic characteristics of the proper English accent used by wealthy people. Nish probably has a London tinge and John would have a Northern/Brummy tinge to his. Well, he does, I know he does.
Because it more relatable and you are trying to spread your bullshit (Religion) to people that didn't see a brown man in there entire life. It not that complicated really.
We had a bad couple of years, inventing basically everything you use. Honestly if women didn't drag men down we would have light speed flying space ships right now, l hope to god we can finally find a way for men to reproduce with each other.
@Job Not sure if I have consistent favorites. But I'm really into British comedy, though. James Acaster's Netflix special is just amazing. David Mitchell isn't a strict comedian, but I love everything he does. Hard not to like Daniel Sloss. In the US, I think Bill Burr is a genius comedian, but his MRA and old man ramblings in recent years turned me off from him almost completely. Love Rory Scovel's stuff on Conan, but his Netflix special was such a disappointment for me.
He and James are good friends and I can totally see that in their style of comedy, there's a certain similarity in the absurdity of the way they deliver lines.
@@justin.booth. James is way more or there though, pushes it father so you either love it or don't get it, bush is a little more "normal" in that sense
I think he is quite funny and imaginative. But then to each his own. If you don't like him--- guess what? You DON'T have to watch him. IT'S. JUST. THAT. SIMPLE!
Jhon Shephard 1. He isn’t religious at all. 2. He isn’t racist. That’s the point of the joke. His best mate is a white Jewish South African Englishman.
Oh boy there's always that guy. There's nothing special about him. I watch UK panel shows to kill time sometimes and he's never a highlight. It's not because he's British. He's just nothing more than a decent comedian.
Love Nish, good set but I always feel bad when someone's material gets watered down or jokes just fly over people's head because of American/British differences.
His p*rn jokes werr relatable and funny. The crowd was really tough on him. I've heard them laugh so much on lamer jokes. Which proves his point. Racism still silently exists
Different and maybe better. John Oliver is great but his comedy is frozen in time and only becomes a more saturated version of his previous style by every season of last week tonight.
😂😂 he went a bit John Oliver “ with the “I know what you’re thinking” and other breaking the third wall type dialogues for a little while but besides that it was brilliant 😂😂 the opening joke and closing ones were so good!
This is coming from a brown Pakistani Muslim and I have to say this was horrible. If these brown comedians only talk race/gender/nationality, we will never reach Conan's and John Oliver's level. Learn something from Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King. The title alone was about being brown at a homecoming dance but he didn't berate white people.
He definitely had some british mannerisms that flew over the audiences head. He is very funny though, I hope he gets more work on this side of the pond!
@@paullancaster7066 *shrugs* he's incredibly successful in a variety of markets outside of the US. He probably isn't bothered that he wasn't instantly applicable to the average RUclips Conan viewer.
@@stevenwiederholt7000 nope.. you are not alone. The ONLY reason Nish has any sort of carreer is because the BBC is full of "woke" idiots who have the same idiotic "woke" ideology.
Way to downplay Union Chapel, Nish. Yes, it’s a church but London Time Out named it London’s best music Venue in the early 2000s. Amy Winehouse, U2, Adele, Björk, Tom Jones, Elton John, Ed Sheeran, Sigur Rós - to name a few - have all gigged there. It’s a beautiful venue that I’m lucky enough to live close to
In my youth I knew people who were triggered when they heard about black Santa Claus, the look on their face when I said "so what they make Jesus White".
If christianity was made popular in africa jesus would be black and If it was in asia jesus would be asian/middle eastern but it was europe so obviously he is white in most of the pictures
same with slavery it was in every part of the world and everyone had it but because europeans were the strongest and africa basically was just spears, shields and mudhuts we took advantage of it and yes it was wrong but times were different and every race in our situation would have done the same thing we are not that different (yes there are quite a few differences but the basic human nature is still there for every race
@@villepalmu348 "Every race in our situation would have done the same thing"? You do realize that there has been trade relations before European colonialism that didn't end up in world empires and mass slavery. The concept of wanting to explore and own the whole world is very much a European thing.
Jesus had a six pack, not a keg! And his 5-minute stand-up routine was much better! "The meek shall inherit the Earth. "The Earth," is my nickname for yo momma's fat ass!" Classic JC!
Omg! Never thought I'd see Nish on an American to show!
Yeah pity he can't stay there the little twat.
He's the best advert for scrapping the BBC TV TAX ever.
“45th both in terms of chronology and quality”
What a perfect line and legitimately true statement.
I get that people don't like him, and I didn't vote for him but I'm not convinced he's the absolute worst president to date. There have been some pretty fucked up ones. Men who basically committed genocide and conducted unjust wars in which unspeakable atrocities were committed. Baby murderers and slave owners. Real human filth. I don't think 45 has done anything comparable to them. It's fine to joke about, but I don't agree it's legitimately true.
Wade Wilson he’s definitely competitive in the running for president with the worst human qualities.
@@NiceGuy678 He's trash, but I simply don't agree. I find that kind of talk hyperbolic.
@@Silmerano
You're wasting your time with these people mate.
He was much funnier than the crowd gave him credit for.
Who are you to tell people what’s funny? FO.
He seems to have a lot of trouble with crowds not finding him funny, no matter how often he tells them they are bad people.
Who were you watching?
He is very funny, but his jokes aren't easy to laugh about. Which makes them even funnier.
He’s dreadful… I’m sorry
When he mentioned the microsoft paperclip I lost it.
Tough crowd, I thought it was brilliant! (though I'm biased since already loved Nish!)
too forced. a standup set should look natural and his looked like a rehearsed play with that last part
@@michaelweston2285 Yeah it was pretty rushed. Like when he pointed out reactions he didn't even give the crowd a chance to react. Maybe he was a bit nervous.
@@nicolasviaje7159 it's a ~6-7 minute set, mate. He has no choice but to rush.
i didnt know him before but he was great :))
It was supremely well constructed and he ploughed through it with gusto, which was the right move.
You get the studio audience that you get and there's no second take, improv in these tightly-timed quickly-filmed sets is way too big a risk, and even though audience response is built into the material this is a late night set and everything needs to be condensed.
Has anybody a good a recipe for peach cobbler? Asking for no one in particular.
How to Make It
Step 1
Melt butter in a 13- x 9-inch baking dish.
Step 2
Combine flour, 1 cup sugar, baking powder, and salt; add milk, stirring just until dry ingredients are moistened. Pour batter over butter (do not stir).
Step 3
Bring remaining 1 cup sugar, peach slices, and lemon juice to a boil over high heat, stirring constantly; pour over batter (do not stir). Sprinkle with cinnamon, if desired.
Step 4
Bake at 375° for 40 to 45 minutes or until golden brown. Serve cobbler warm or cool.
@@frostpat3759 Yessss! Thank you! Anything to be aware of if I want it to be more flakey and not crumbly?
oh
200 Peaches
1 person who makes shoes (but someone who makes gloves would probably not change the flavor much)
Blend
Step 1. Google " peach cobbler recipes"
That was great. Audience didn’t appreciate the end enough .
He's an arsehole.
As funny as the pox.
One of his good friends is a white dude called Andy Zaltsman. Hello to other buglers!
Hello!
Roshan Halappanavar hellooooo Buglers!
He's Jewish.
Reminded me of John Oliver, specially when he said: Shut up! Ok? Shut up!
It's as if they were both from the same country or something...
Raimo Kakkola oh yes! Just like the accents of a New Yorker and someone from LA or Texas... they all sound the same
Same 😂
@@KeremGregorio they share some of the basic characteristics of the proper English accent used by wealthy people. Nish probably has a London tinge and John would have a Northern/Brummy tinge to his. Well, he does, I know he does.
Oh don't insult him. Maybe he won't sell out.
The overwhelming hate comments from Americans PROVES his point. #americanmyself
that in no way proves his point
He held his own the entire time. Nice one
DragonFly he’s absolute shite and u know it.
Held his own what?
He sounds exactly like Chris Barrie, who plays Arnold Rimmer in Red Dwarf.
Just not as funny!
@zondaintheair No!
Done any disastrous charity gigs lately?
How does Jason Mazoukas here as a guest & standup comedian ? ;)
I get it.
this was almost English
Don't be an idiot... Clearly this is Romesh Ranganathan.
Hey Rom-Rang!
pixel girl to be fair, Nish would resemble a brown Manzoukis, but his only resemblance to Romesh is the beard and skin colour
“Oh god please let it be a white guy” 😂😂😂
I could petrol bomb a public building, if it makes you this happy. Laughing at terrorism smh
I hope Americans don't think this guy is liked in Britain, he even got booed off a charity event
adam 😒😒😒
adam great idea for him to spout his remain bollocks in front of a pro Brexit audience.
You don’t have to agree with someone’s political view to enjoy their comedy.
He’s a comedian not a politician.
you don’t speak for Britain.
Why do white people make Jesus look like a Scottish guy with straight hair?
Because it more relatable and you are trying to spread your bullshit (Religion) to people that didn't see a brown man in there entire life. It not that complicated really.
Because Rodrigo Borgia son of a pope sponsored a lot of Jesus paintings that were based on him. These got popular and such is such.
Great to see Nish on an American show finally. Conan has been particularly good about hosting Brit comics.
Yeah, I suppose it just shows that he can suck on both sides of the pond!
He’s one of the worst comedians, if not the worst comedian, working today. And that’s saying something
They can keep him, he's not funny just pretending to be a comedian. What a clown kumar is.
Word on the street is this guy isn't funny. Now i see that's a gross understatement.
agreed!...how the hell he ever got on TV is beyond me, maybe he fits in with C4/BBC ethics?
Comedian? He comes across as an angry man with issues.
@Nish Kumar Now that's funny!
Nish is great but his satire style is really suited to the British audience.
Perfectly suited for America!
Satire, do you mean racist, vitriolic, diatribe?
This guy is on to something, the internet is a weird place. This world needs more love.
Ya when he said it WAS weird, I thought a joke about how nothings changed/it's fit worse was coming along, slightly disappointed
"We had a bad couple of million years" : D I like this guy
@Liam Tate Thanks! He is great
We had a bad couple of years, inventing basically everything you use. Honestly if women didn't drag men down we would have light speed flying space ships right now, l hope to god we can finally find a way for men to reproduce with each other.
@@MONSTERKILL2013 Ah, I see there was an incel in the audience. You got served, dumbfuck.
Never thought I'd see Nish on American TV
@Job Why?
@Job Then fair enough, bud.
@Job Not sure if I have consistent favorites. But I'm really into British comedy, though. James Acaster's Netflix special is just amazing. David Mitchell isn't a strict comedian, but I love everything he does. Hard not to like Daniel Sloss. In the US, I think Bill Burr is a genius comedian, but his MRA and old man ramblings in recent years turned me off from him almost completely. Love Rory Scovel's stuff on Conan, but his Netflix special was such a disappointment for me.
Cameron Bruce ...as an American I hope it’s the last time.
As if James Acaster had done a monologue written by John Oliver
😆😆😆😆😆
Pat Springleaf
He and James are good friends and I can totally see that in their style of comedy, there's a certain similarity in the absurdity of the way they deliver lines.
@@justin.booth. James is way more or there though, pushes it father so you either love it or don't get it, bush is a little more "normal" in that sense
His act consists of Brexit and trump its lazy -
@a 2345193 and unfunny
I think he is quite funny and imaginative.
But then to each his own.
If you don't like him--- guess what? You DON'T have to watch him.
IT'S. JUST. THAT. SIMPLE!
Nice one Nish. 🤞 He didn’t poop himself afterwards like James Acaster. Conan has that effect on British comics.
that was corden
@@mynameiszeke it was conan. He talked about on Seth Meyers.
I kind of understand where he's coming from every time I hear illegal murder someone I'm like please don't be Mexican. LOL
you mean we have legal forms of murder?
@@jeremyosl yes. States with death penalty. When police kill...
@@curbantula or minorities who murder caucasian's , or isn't that right ? go to the stas if that;s not the case ,
@@jeremyosl HAHAHAHAHA
@@martabagnoli1212 or caucasian's ? just sayin ...
3:27 John Oliver
I dont hate white people... I'll have you know I have ****** friends ... hahaha That ending was funny
Kenneth Chemwok ...it was? Then why do you have to tell everyone it was funny?
Ian Lee you mad?
I didn't hate Nishie boy until he told my younger white relatives to murder me for voting for brexit!
dr_spacewizard ... now you are funny
It's funny that he references The Office because Michael Scott literally said that England was No. 2 in an episode.
He references the office because it was a British show first... the number two comment in the American version was an inside joke about that fact.
mr gervaise doesn't reference him btw , just sayin ...
I apologise America,he’s come from my country
but he is not one of us the looney left freak
Mad max are you from Pakistan?
a Routledge 😆😆😆100%noooo
I love him on QI and Taskmaster. He has the most out of control laugh.
This guy kinda sounds like James Veitch.
no
No James is actually funny. This idiot racist, misandrist is not. And this is coming from a religious Pakistani Muslim guy.
Jhon Shephard 1. He isn’t religious at all. 2. He isn’t racist. That’s the point of the joke. His best mate is a white Jewish South African Englishman.
Bad crowd. This dude is hilarious.
Or just different taste in comedy. You ever thought of that?
i can't deal with this... please come back to mock the week. lots of love from the megabus guy x
What a great set. Too sophisticated for this American crowd.
Yeah it's so sophisticated and creative to joke about Brexit and Trump. Why hasn't anybody else thought of doing that?!
Oh boy there's always that guy. There's nothing special about him. I watch UK panel shows to kill time sometimes and he's never a highlight. It's not because he's British. He's just nothing more than a decent comedian.
Love Nish, good set but I always feel bad when someone's material gets watered down or jokes just fly over people's head because of American/British differences.
Or isn't funny.
@@MartinHiggins1972 oh man, you beat me to it! Genital warts, now compared to Nishie boy, they are funny.
It's not a cultural difference his jokes rely on tropical stuff which is just lazy and pushes your own political agenda
Really like his stuff. Pretty original comedy and tackling some tough topics.
His p*rn jokes werr relatable and funny. The crowd was really tough on him. I've heard them laugh so much on lamer jokes. Which proves his point. Racism still silently exists
Check him out on "Mock the Week". He's got a bunch of clips there... :)
@Steve Owens The way this comedian jumps on Trump is funny and original.
@Steve Owens Wow. We disagree.
@Steve Owens More words and repetition does not make your opinion more valid. Let's just agree to disagree and move on.
Nice set. Delivery reminds me of John Oliver.
Different and maybe better. John Oliver is great but his comedy is frozen in time and only becomes a more saturated version of his previous style by every season of last week tonight.
like an indian john oliver
Hes British
Most sensible English wit gets lost on an American audience yes. Love me some British comedy. 🇹🇹
Trini here too.
OneAndOnlyTyker he's our most unfunny man in the whole country.
@@evolassunglasses4673 I'm an American who watches tons of British television. I groan EVERY time he's announced on a panel...
Buffy? ✔️
Fanfic? ✔️
Hells yeah👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
That was great! Now I know whose material I'm looking up next/right now. Excellent close!
Hey, its the stars of Nude with Nish!
Love this dude on the bugle podcast. He's a riot there!
@J. A. So much that it bothers you if other people liked it?
@@utkarsh2746 oh, so your opinion matters and his doesn't. Big it up for Nishie boy's tour manager.
@English Gentleman You poor little sad sod trolling on every positive comment about him, pathetic that you have nothing better and constructive to do.
@4:34 "Animated paper clip asking you if you're writing a letter" - is he referring to MS Word's "Clippy"?! #deepthrowback
Nish! Great set!
😂😂 he went a bit John Oliver “ with the “I know what you’re thinking” and other breaking the third wall type dialogues for a little while but besides that it was brilliant 😂😂 the opening joke and closing ones were so good!
I genuinely laughed out loud at very few standup bits but I absolutely lost it at the porn during the dial up era lol.
(I’m still chuckling... lol)
I really like Nish. I only found him in Taskmaster.
He's very good at pushing people more and more to the Right.
Uncomfortable silence....................
Audience was too tense to laugh, relaaaax.
Or they just didn't find him funny. Which is probably more likely sense they usually scream like banshees.
I could not stop laughing...
until I turned off my Jimmy Carr DVD and decided to watch this tripe.
Nish is such a legend. Glad the lad made it to US TV. Good luck to him. Gutted the mash report was axed, when shite like top gear is still on. Urgh.
@IT'S A SIN!!! Sometimes a noble failure is as good as anything. Let me know when you're on Conan and I'll tune in to judge.
“ we “ came up with “ the office “
Taking a dump right now! 👍
i am confused. Is THIS a porn to you or are you going to watch porn, i prefer to think the first one is true cause it would be hilarious
The British PM resigned today...lolololol
LOL
Woah really?
It happens quite a lot in a parliamentary democracy lol. The PM has wayyyy less power thatn a President.
It's ok, I got Nish's nice guy joke
Didn't quite stick the landing at the end, but most of this was hilarious. Conan really seems to get the funniest stand up comics.
when's the comedian coming on?
John Oliver?
Ara Nalbandian - thought the same thing!
Sounded just like him.
Lefty twats who work for the thought police.
Went over their heads a bit.....
Yes it did as he just isn’t funny...just ask the lord Taveners lol
What, the fact that he gets paid to be a comedian and he's not!
Jesus wasn’t Indian to my understanding? Or did I get that wrong.
Glad to see he’s still running on the white guilt applause crowd tho
Where’s the remote?
dial-up was torture mate
This is coming from a brown Pakistani Muslim and I have to say this was horrible. If these brown comedians only talk race/gender/nationality, we will never reach Conan's and John Oliver's level. Learn something from Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King. The title alone was about being brown at a homecoming dance but he didn't berate white people.
Anybody else here after his Kramer-esque meltdown?
And thank you for electing Boris!
Popcorn - Big, bold, cruchy flavour!
Suddenly I'm thinking comedy isn't that hard
you and every other white dude. and yet.
The audience didn't seem to get him at times (although they weren't rude!), but he was very funny on this bit. Love Conan!
He definitely had some british mannerisms that flew over the audiences head. He is very funny though, I hope he gets more work on this side of the pond!
Funny????? Funny ??????? Takes all sorts, I suppose. 🙄
@@paullancaster7066 *shrugs* he's incredibly successful in a variety of markets outside of the US. He probably isn't bothered that he wasn't instantly applicable to the average RUclips Conan viewer.
Oh, it's a joke. [he casually throws aside a large rock]
Allot of people told me this guy wasn't funny, but I laughed immediately when I saw his face
It's as if his voice was understudy to John Oliver 😯😊😁
I missed the part where I'm supposed to laugh
@@hobnobmarine
Well that's certainly a relief. I thought it was just me.
@English Gentleman
I'm so old I remember when Lefties had a sense of humor.
@English Gentleman
Power Line
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@@stevenwiederholt7000 nope.. you are not alone.
The ONLY reason Nish has any sort of carreer is because the BBC is full of "woke" idiots who have the same idiotic "woke" ideology.
@@Kornknealious
"nope.. you are not alone."
I am glad to hear that :-)
Way to downplay Union Chapel, Nish. Yes, it’s a church but London Time Out named it London’s best music Venue in the early 2000s. Amy Winehouse, U2, Adele, Björk, Tom Jones, Elton John, Ed Sheeran, Sigur Rós - to name a few - have all gigged there. It’s a beautiful venue that I’m lucky enough to live close to
In my youth I knew people who were triggered when they heard about black Santa Claus, the look on their face when I said "so what they make Jesus White".
Jesus is a white guy because primarily people who were christian were from europe back in the days it seems pretty obvious
And you must be incredibly stupid not to realize that but what can I expect from people who believe in fairy tails
If christianity was made popular in africa jesus would be black and If it was in asia jesus would be asian/middle eastern but it was europe so obviously he is white in most of the pictures
same with slavery it was in every part of the world and everyone had it but because europeans were the strongest and africa basically was just spears, shields and mudhuts we took advantage of it and yes it was wrong but times were different and every race in our situation would have done the same thing we are not that different (yes there are quite a few differences but the basic human nature is still there for every race
@@villepalmu348 "Every race in our situation would have done the same thing"? You do realize that there has been trade relations before European colonialism that didn't end up in world empires and mass slavery. The concept of wanting to explore and own the whole world is very much a European thing.
I like this guy a lot. He's creative and different
He’s not really creative or different. Just a run of the mill standup act.
Orange man bad, brexit bad, virgins bad etc. So creative and different.
@@Olematonnimi - You sound nearly triggered.
@@jpaxonreyes No just tired.
Yay Nish!
Hella funny dude 😂
This guy is really great 😂😂
Can you do a under cover boss on your staff please
What kind of costume could hide Conan O'Brien from his staff?
"Why's that new, tall, lanky, and pale electrician doing high kicks?"
Chris Teuma good point
What an embarrassment
What do you mean?
Absolutely brilliant set, but it was casting pearls.....
Jesus had a six pack, not a keg! And his 5-minute stand-up routine was much better!
"The meek shall inherit the Earth. "The Earth," is my nickname for yo momma's fat ass!" Classic JC!
I liked him before, but after that Buffy reference, I love him.
This guy is not funny .
I'd argue he misrepresents the definition of a comedian .
this dude has a very interesting dynamic with the audience. hilarious
Yeah... he talks and the audience sighs.
This guy was on point!
Awesome!
Personally I really like Nish Kumar and I really don't understand why the comments section is quite so harsh.
What's up with Nish here he is no where as funny as normal.
I still think his best is the travel show with Joel Dommett.
I'm partial to Richard Ayoade and Travel Man.
It happens a lot to the British stand ups. They seem toned down compared to their usual stuff.
I would have loved to seen the look on his face when brexit did happen.
Loved his charity feast gig
This guy was so good.
yeay nish! also kudos for your and Mark Watson hit single "Smells Like Teen Spirit" 😄😂
yeah but where's the joke?
In his head
Hi nish!! The cutest beta male specially tailored for the friendzone!
damn...
Love Rachel and the Mash Report
I don't know whether that was a compliment or an admonishment!
Beta Male, Nishie boy has got to take that as a compliment.