Top Crushing Roller Moments VOL 1 | Satisfying Crushing Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Crushing stretch Armstrong, giant bubble wrap, ballistic gelatin and other stuff with our new extreme industrial mangle / wringer / roller machine flattenator 5 000 000! Don't try this at home! Our second channel / @beyondthepress
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Music Thor's Hammer-Ethan Meixell
The pooping animals made me laugh way to hard lol
I also can't stop laughing. I think I must be 6 years old again.
Same.
Hell yeah that had me crying 🤣🤣
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Lol haha
1:13 and 1:20 you literally squeezed the “shit” out of them 🤣
Language
@@Bob-es4ru if people still cared if you swore online then more than half of the channels, comments, and videos wouldn’t exist rn
I’m just stating the facts-
oh hey babe *shits aggressively*
Bob told you to watch your language you better obey
@@Kids_Scissors LMFAOOOOO
They need to do a ten hour video of just a continuous roll of bubble wrap.
I WOULD WATCH THE WHOLE THING
A 100% yes
In my mis-spent youth, I worked in a warehouse where they let any moron (including me) be a forklift operator. We would occasionally get boxes that had 10-12' long sections of bubble wrap (usually the 1" size) and one of the really entertaining things to do in the warehouse was to lay the long bubble wrap out on the floor and then take a good run at it with the forklift. You could hear it blast through the whole warehouse like a gigantic fart and it never stopped making people smile.
I like hearing the laughing in the background, feels more like I’m watching a channel run by a human
:D
3:59 Sounds of shooting. Piece of art 👍
Their laughs after certain ones are so genuine
I don't think 8 and a half minutes has ever flown by so quickly.
Stretch Armstrong in ANY of your tools is always one of my favorites.
👍👌
the time has come... he finally turned 100% into madness with his wife i like it
100
Iikes too
😆
This is the second video from this channel that doesn't show on my feed even though I'm subscribed.
Didn't show here aswell!
Bell, bell, bell, hit the bell...
@@Saareem it should be visible in the subscription feed whether you hit the bell or not
These compilation videos are bit problematic for the channel. If I send notifications out they get really poor click through rate from most of the subscribers. That hurts the videos themselves and the channel in general. Since if people get notifications but don't click them RUclips thinks that they don't like the channel any more and don't send so much notifications or push new videos.
So I publish these without notifications and I will avoid all that. And if you have been watching previous compilation videos you are going to see these anyway on your video recommendations first time you open the app after I have published the video.
For example the last weeks compilation has now CTR of 9.5%. If I would send the notifications that would be around 3-4%. Off course the views are piling up slower but after 2-3 weeks this method has more views on compilations and the channel is doing better in general.
So the conclusion is RUclips ain't broken I just try to be clever :D
@@HydraulicPressChannel that's make sense. And great work btw this channel is great :)
Makes me want to buy this roller for no reason 😂👌❤️
It’s you!
All of a sudden all the toys you have destoryed over the years come back to haunt you in a rated R version of toy story.
Imagine people laughing while seeing a man who got his head separated from body 2:28
wait you didn't laugh?
Imagine not having a humour
Imagine having a dark humor.
Well I can't laugh since I feel disgusted from the first vid ngl
@@maverner69 how is their spelling bad i dont get it..?
imagine not laughing at a stretch toy gettin decapitated, lol.
3:58 This is war crime against humanity
The bubble wrap satisfied me in a way I cannot describe
I found the popping of the packing material most satisfying!
Love your channel. I use your compilation videos to help my 2 year old wind down before bed. Keeps his attention but gets him to slow down enough to realize he's sleepy.
I think my favorite part is the laughing. You guys are such goofballs.
I'm going to have a pretty bad weekend and this may have made it better. Thanks for the quality content.
1:13, when you eat mexican food and don’t be capable to wait(sorry if my english isn’t good)😂😅
so many lols at 7 30 am, i'm so glad i decided to hit up youtube before getting out of bed today, haha. thanks. 😂
Who needs therapy when you can watch a hydraulic press therapy session? That satisfying squish sound is better than any meditation app. Can we crush Monday blues next? Asking for a friend. 😄
4:57 SPIDER *SHAT* himself!
I act just like that second spider when I have to pay my electricity bill.
..and then you spend the money on beer and girls with pleasantly low moral standards instead - youre doing it right.
You spagetify then explode?
That 2nd spider looked like a fun stress ball to play with and scare people with lol
AWW HECK NO THAT SPIDER WAS ALIVE
The bubble wrap at 4min in was so satisfying.
it made my grandpa duck and cover
I was about to ask why is nobody talking about it!
@@reverendd-von183 Lmaoooo
You have such wonderful crazy crushing ideas with the same type of music on videos from the 80s on how things are made in factories. I love it!
The bubble wrap was my favorite. Well done!
2:28 his head got separated
I had already forgotten this machine, so satisfying!
1:20 lol pooping turds😂😂😂
Just saying hi from a New England Finn! Great job you two!
What if you cover the rollers with sandpaper and run "dry" things through?
probably not much actually since it wouldn't really be rubbing the sandpaper but pressing into it like you could use sandpaper as a handle grip and it wouldn't do any damage unless it slipped and rubbed
They basically did...
This video just made my day. i couldnt stop laughing and smiling
The he-man character (Or the blonde man one if it's not him), was the funniest part. I hear you having real fun!
Stretch armstrong
3:58 911 what’s your emergency
Me: im hearing gun shots.
911: ok sir what kind of gun shots
Me: gratatatatattatatattatatatatatatatattatatatatatatatatatatata
4:10 this glove is so magical
The bubble wrap is just the best you could think of. Thank you so much for letting my ears have this.
I want to randomly change my dad's ring tone to the bubble wrap sound...
Or my Vietnam veteran grandfather's
The farm animals doodooed everywhere.
I love the roller i was wondering where it has been!
I didn’t even know they had one.
I didn't k ow I needed this until now.
Dude , your channel is awesome!!
Don't try this with your fingers.
I'd like to see how a piece of beef would fare.
7:58 - oh no! You are killing a tribble!
Bubble wrap.......amazing so much fun guys thank you 😊
3:42 me thinking “ oh no, oh GOD NO
I laugh so hard my stomach hurts! 🤣
how much time to you two spend cleaning up this amazing entertainment :D
You have no idea how much the bubble wrap one satisfied me 😂
Y'all have too much fun! Our favorite was a spider it looked like it was alive the way it kept going around and around.😆
FINALLY , the name of this channel is corrected . #, Hydraulic
Best video ever! Running stuff TN the deal!!
Would this be good at extracting oil from lemon skin?
Whatis this machine called?
Wonderfully satisfying! ☺️☺️☺️
Stretch Armstrong…oh Lordy I just lost it🤣
Poor Stretch Armstrong... first pancaked and then decapitated.
Pop goes the weasel
The bubble wrap was so satisfying, lol.
Why am I so entertained watching this?
That was the best 8.5 minutes on you tube.......ever loved it, keep them coming great fun.
This is like the perfect scenario for a horror movie. You’re watching people getting crushed to death while cheesy upbeat music sympathizes with the manic laughter in the background.
The bubble wrap sounds like machine gun fire! :D
Ohhhhh the bubble wrap is music to my ears
Ewwww poop toy
oh dang I didn't even realize this is the Hydraulic Press Channel
how thin can you make a 12oz steak and then cook it?
also how much clothing can you pack into a suitcase for a holiday? before and after videos, adding extra clothing once rolled?
3:00 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
Frog *S L A P P*
I K R IM DEAD🤣
The bubble wrap made me so happy 😁
3:59 When the war flashbacks kick in
Could you guys please do a video on foods going through the roller??!!! I would love to see cheese roll. I love you.
Would have loved to see the flowers after pressing, was it just a mess or something you could dry and frame as art?
The pooping animals made me laugh a lott😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Stretch Armstrong made me choke on my tea
1:12 has a mystical sound
3:46 artists:HW COULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
*3:32*
thank you for all your videos but this 1 is the best
New idea for the deep sea chamber. There this stuff called 'aerated concrete'. I dunno if it will slowly dissolve in water, but it's full of tiny air pockets and it's very soft stuff. Might look cool if it will implode.
Back in 2003 I saw a guy get his hand stuck up to his wrist between two steel rollers of a Jagenberg machine that converted large rolls of paper into smaller ones. Luckily for him he hit the stop button but to see the blood squeezed into his forearm was not pleasant. Wasn't pleasant watching the EMT's relieving the pressure by making small incisions. His hand was pretty well pulverized.
i got an idea could you crush some of those toy gun ammos? it would make a loud bang
1:20 pooping turds
Please make more like this!! These are cool!!
Damn good episode! My fav so far! Made me laugh. Out loud!!
Vir Cotto, hearing how much Lauri enjoys the mayhem:; "Ahh, he has become one with his inner self"
This was way too much fun to watch. 😂
I'd swear the music is the song Video Killed The Radio Star, I've been waiting for the chorus to kick in the whole time I was watching the video 😆
I really enjoyed this video for some reason, once I got past the whole mental breakdown of 'this is what you're doing with your life now'.
I was so happy to see the croc broken lol. When it was moving on the belt I said "ooh yeah crush that croc" out loud lol
...Awwww that is so, so cruel... poor little squishies!!
Your new title is .... The Squishy Serial Squasher...
Such fun!!
I absolutely love the destruction 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🦘🦘
why it's so satisfiying to watch....
Oooh I love rollers and mangles and kibblers.
The bubble wrap was the most satisfying.
Stretch Armstrong for the 👍 😂
Here before 1 million views
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How about a ball bearing ball in the middle of plasticine. Then you would see the explosion trace. Probably similar to the results in the Large Hadrom Collider in CERN. What do you think?
THE FROG THO IT WAS LIKE “I ain’t finna da today”
1:51 when you've finally had enough of spiders crawling around your room
Happy birthday Lauri!!
i think the rollers need a little flour to make them less sticky
The sticky incidents add fun
what is the name of the song during the first part of the video. Its driving me crazy cause shazam and other things can't figure it out for me.
The moment when stretch lose his torso!!
The Flattinator 5,000,000 is awesome! First time I see it. And you can deal vit so many dangerous things!
I like bubble wrap! Automatic weapons!
That is the best way to kill a spider I like it and also the bubble wrap sounds like a gatling gun or machine gun
yea
New machine?
Your laughing...
These toys died in excruciating pain and your LAUGHING!!!!!