Having A Boyfriend | Sarah Millican

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2020
  • You know all of those gross things your partner does, but you love them anyway?
    Hello! Welcome to my OFFICIAL Sarah Millican RUclips channel. Where you can watch clips, compilations and full shows, along with more EXCLUSIVE content. So come on in, get comfy and have a laugh.
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    My brand-new tour show 'Bobby Dazzler' is on sale now. For info, dates and tickets go to: sarahmillican.co.uk
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Комментарии • 386

  • @bobthompson4319
    @bobthompson4319 4 года назад +306

    Honestly her fella sounds like a really good guy. She deserves him. She brings smiles all around the world.

    • @turtlesandwich77
      @turtlesandwich77 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@clairebishop9835 oh damn! Didn't realise they were married! Two extremely funny people

  • @g.s.651
    @g.s.651 3 года назад +577

    That honking noise was amazing. xD

  • @one800flyguy
    @one800flyguy 4 года назад +77

    I discovered Sarah late last year and I haven’t stopped laughing yet. She is just so wonderfully funny. She’s my favorite comic right now.

  • @douglasmosier7338
    @douglasmosier7338 3 года назад +251

    I love the look on the lady's face in the audience when Sarah says her boyfriend "went off list" for her birthday prezzie.

    • @Chimera_Photography
      @Chimera_Photography 3 года назад +7

      And the look on her mans face lol a little PTSD me thinks :-P

    • @TheTimHall
      @TheTimHall Год назад +6

      It was like he confessed to being a serial killer. 😀

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob 4 года назад +219

    I love the way she makes the "oink" noise.

    • @racheldemain1940
      @racheldemain1940 3 года назад +9

      I love the horn sound !!

    • @Chimera_Photography
      @Chimera_Photography 3 года назад +2

      @@RelativeBadger Kudos to you for taking the time to tell two people they’re wrong about something, when you’re the one who’s wrong.

  • @rectify2003
    @rectify2003 4 года назад +167

    Iv’e watched the whole DVD on youtube of 1 hour and 50 mins.
    How does she manage 1 joke after another.
    They should prescribe this DVD on the NHS, such a tonic 🤣❤️

  • @smogmonster1876
    @smogmonster1876 4 года назад +141

    The joke about putting the bins out is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
    I first heard that joke a few years ago and EVERY TIME without fail I’ve put the bin out since I can’t help but smile.

  • @jennifercrull7747
    @jennifercrull7747 4 года назад +676

    Laughed so much I farted and my dog growled at me!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @amyb2589
    @amyb2589 Год назад +18

    The part about the boyfriend "being tender" rubbing his leg on hers is way too relatable 😂 like no that's not nice it's scratchy!!

    • @PhilipZeplinDK
      @PhilipZeplinDK 11 месяцев назад +2

      I'M JUST SHOWING YOU LOVE STOP MOVING YOUR LEGS AWAY ACCEPT THE SCRATCH

  • @somethingelse9176
    @somethingelse9176 2 года назад +7

    The switch from "no nice way of saying this to you lovely people" to "certainly don't know why I'm telling you lot!" inside 30 seconds is such a subtle stroke of genius.

  • @lisabarnes6351
    @lisabarnes6351 4 года назад +222

    Haha “what? Like flying cars and that?”

  • @dancer14280
    @dancer14280 3 года назад +20

    OMG the honk noises, I'm crying xD

  • @tillyboos
    @tillyboos 4 года назад +44

    She’s just HILARIOUS - god I love her SO MUCH. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 She just says EVERYTHING out loud that I’m thinking. And I, like her: PREFER living alone.

  • @rerehuia709
    @rerehuia709 3 года назад +83

    My future husband taught me how to freely fart. He has regretted it ever since. Bless him.

    • @dublinjazz1
      @dublinjazz1 2 года назад +4

      I moved from Dublin to NY to be with my now husband of 25 years. We really didn't know each other very well, and took a massive risk, but what made me realize he was absolutely the one for me, was on our first night when he held out his hand and said "pull my finger". I'm a VERY gassy gal from a VERY gassy family, and I don't think he really knew what he was in for, but God bless him, we're still together:)
      ps, I adore brussels sprouts, LOL

    • @dublinjazz1
      @dublinjazz1 2 года назад +2

      @Xyz Xyz We also involve our 2 sons in our competitions. I don't know what I'd do if we ever got divorced. I don't think there's another man who's steely enough to take me on!

  • @amyrose4245
    @amyrose4245 4 года назад +30

    .."No Love, you're exfoliatin'" 😂😂😂

  • @jennifergangway9182
    @jennifergangway9182 4 года назад +159

    When Sarah told this to P. Diddy and Vince Vaughn on Graham Norton , I cried laughing. I almost peed on myself! 🙌😂 Amazingly hilarious!!

    • @emilyoverby7673
      @emilyoverby7673 4 года назад +4

      Yaaasssss! That was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!

    • @resilienceofagypsy3998
      @resilienceofagypsy3998 4 года назад +2

      Stephen Graham? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @liz2062
      @liz2062 4 года назад +7

      Came here to mention this story being on GN, P Diddy's face was unforgettable! 😆

  • @lizanderson6972
    @lizanderson6972 3 года назад +65

    She is addictive. A bit like liquorice... clears you out. She clears out my miseries (low mood)

    • @alexdiaz4181
      @alexdiaz4181 2 года назад

      Hello Liz Anderson, how are you doing today?

  • @Links313
    @Links313 4 года назад +31

    Thanks for uploading Sarah. I realised that listening to you lifts my spirit so much it actually helps with anxiety attacks. A true genius!

  • @trooperandcooperale3057
    @trooperandcooperale3057 4 года назад +263

    there were 4 of us guys living together, worked great, just don't touch anything that belongs to anyone else. This 1 day a call came down the hallway from the bathroom, "Who used the little orange towel" as it was wet. My mate calls back, that he did as his face-wash towel was on the line and to get over it, it's just a face-wash towel. "No, no it's not. It's my bum towel'!

    • @alexandralamb133
      @alexandralamb133 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mycenaea
      @Mycenaea 4 года назад +24

      People have a special bum towel?

    • @GeorgeTwamers
      @GeorgeTwamers 3 года назад +24

      @@Mycenaea Fucking news to me too 😂🤣
      I think people just need to wipe more thoroughly and actually wash their arse in the shower 🤔😂😅😩

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 3 года назад +11

      @@Mycenaea people with bidets do. My aunt has one and when we visited, a friend wiped his hands on it.

    • @matthewcullen1298
      @matthewcullen1298 3 года назад +5

      @@Widdekuu91 ive always wondered about how people with a bidet got dry. I thought they might just use something like kitchen paper towel and put it in the bin.😅😅😅 I didn't think they'd use a special towel. I understand the digust in having a towel that's just wipe a half clean atse

  • @deborahdanielson8901
    @deborahdanielson8901 3 года назад +36

    During quarantine, she has been essential. Thanks for the laughs😂😂😂

  • @sewells83
    @sewells83 2 года назад +4

    That noise…. honk 😂🤣

  • @nigelbond4056
    @nigelbond4056 10 месяцев назад +3

    Always hurt from laughing every time I watch a Sarah Millican clip 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BluePiggy
    @BluePiggy 4 года назад +32

    "I'll just take him to a blacksmith." Hilarious!

  • @pearkore6821
    @pearkore6821 4 года назад +58

    "no love you're exfoliating" oh my god

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat 4 года назад +43

    Sarah is my new favorite comedian. She's hysterically funny! 😂🤣😂

    • @miscyme9579
      @miscyme9579 4 года назад +4

      For reall! She is a whole mood

  • @vntgvxn4778
    @vntgvxn4778 3 года назад +17

    I’ve been watching her videos during Covid lockdown,my stomach muscles actually hurt from laughing so hard! She’s so freaking funny 😆

  • @sonyatainui6362
    @sonyatainui6362 Год назад +3

    She is the best comedian ever. Always laugh so much I nearly cry

  • @NjorunsDream
    @NjorunsDream 4 года назад +82

    “If it were a gay bed, it’d have shackles!” She ain’t wrong tho.

  • @BlueIdiotPie
    @BlueIdiotPie 3 года назад +68

    Usually when I hear about a lady comic's boyfriend I spend the whole time thinking "damn you should maybe actually break up with him" and it kind of puts a damper on things but I really enjoy listening to you talk about your guy bc I don't think that and I get to fully enjoy myself lol

  • @RandyMeeks
    @RandyMeeks 3 года назад +14

    “Down...snares” lol she is so funny!!!

  • @justarayofsunshine2733
    @justarayofsunshine2733 3 года назад +11

    My grandmas a diabetic and she was having an episode in the middle of the night and my grandpa called the paramedics and when they got there my grandma wasnt really responding to their questions. Then they found she was wearing earplugs and her response was "my husband snores so much its the only way I'll fall asleep."

  • @lambinwolfsclothing
    @lambinwolfsclothing 3 года назад +4

    Every time I watch one of your clips, I feel better, thank you.

  • @edwardtruman8327
    @edwardtruman8327 3 месяца назад +1

    Mrs M is a very clever comedian and very good at her craft. The wife and I saw her at Hammersmith a couple of years ago and she literally raised the roof of the place up.
    Absolutely fantastic live act.

  • @retrocentral
    @retrocentral 4 года назад +458

    It's so much better when you discover her other half is also a comedian. :D

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver 4 года назад +91

      I just looked it up because I did not know that and her partner is bloody Gary Delaney. Madness.

    • @dementedducky934
      @dementedducky934 4 года назад +53

      I love her stuff but I have to agree it's so much funnier knowing that her husband is Gary Delaney 😂

    • @kaytlynnehoover8591
      @kaytlynnehoover8591 4 года назад +27

      @@bookl0ver bless you for saying his name because as soon as I read the first one I almost lost it and now I know exactly who to look up now thank you XD ♡

    • @kalikalimai1
      @kalikalimai1 4 года назад +3

      So she's half a person, is Sarah?

    • @kaytlynnehoover8591
      @kaytlynnehoover8591 4 года назад +33

      @@kalikalimai1 huh? "Her other half" is an expression for her partner/husband

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 3 года назад +8

    One of the best comedians ever. Laughed so hard, I'm gonna retire hurt.

  • @RazanB
    @RazanB 3 года назад +11

    "The emails and dishes can wait a bit longer"
    No love they've been waiting for way too long now 😂

  • @PaintSplashProductions
    @PaintSplashProductions 3 года назад +6

    I was mid bite of my lunch when Sarah did those honking noises and I laughed so much I nearly chocked 😂

  • @marcatteberry1361
    @marcatteberry1361 4 года назад +30

    That's because it's a GreenHouse, Love.
    OMG
    still laughing.

  • @markwhitney3746
    @markwhitney3746 3 года назад +6

    I have to do injections on myself for medical reasons and I had to pause this one so that I didn’t accidentally move laughing and do the wrong spot😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +49

    I feel bad that I started a conversation with my wife about flying cars before the video even ended.

  • @vbear8501
    @vbear8501 4 года назад +8

    Her humour makes her freaking gorgeous!🥰

  • @unclvinny
    @unclvinny 11 месяцев назад +1

    The honking horn sound is perfection!

  • @traveldreamlovecom
    @traveldreamlovecom 4 года назад +7

    omg im crying of laughing lol . i think this is my favorite so far. the owl with the exfoliator lolololoolol

  • @cosmic-fortytwo
    @cosmic-fortytwo 4 года назад +48

    I love listening to you Sarah, you’re fantastic.

  • @StevenNassibian
    @StevenNassibian 3 года назад +6

    Thank you for making me laugh every night. I love your comedy. Hope to see you in Australia one day.

  • @denisewarner8982
    @denisewarner8982 2 года назад +3

    So glad I came across these, make me laugh out loud. Really needed.

    • @Michael-bf1dt
      @Michael-bf1dt Год назад

      Hi Denise how are you. Greetings from Ireland ☘️. It’s a good video - very funny. Best wishes for a lovely day 😊🙏 Michael

  • @dnmurphy48
    @dnmurphy48 4 года назад +17

    I laughed all the way through this. Some hilarious lines :)

  • @suesmith4360
    @suesmith4360 3 года назад +1

    Luv you Sarah, watching you every morning to give me laugh to start the day xxx

  • @kerryhoyle1496
    @kerryhoyle1496 4 года назад +3

    Oh my gosh! I have very recently discovered Sarah here on You Tube!!! I can't remember when I have laughed so hard! I'm not from the UK so there are times I have no idea what she's talking about, but MOST of the time I get it. Thank you Sarah so much. You crack me up! I have incorporated "cake shelf" into my vocabulary! If you ever get to the US (Tennessee would be great) Ill be the one in the audience laughing the hardest! Your fella sounds like a sweetheart. 🙂

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 4 года назад +1

      I'm from Queensland Australia but I watch a tonne of British comedy. I discovered Sarah a few years back on 8 out of 10 cats.(strongly recommend checking it out). She's so great. Also try Dara O briain. Also jimmy Carr. Another fantastic panel show is wilty (would I lie to you.) Fantasticly funny an reasonably PG . COULD DEFINITELY watch wilty around kids. At least the new series anyway. Hope you check it out and enjoy. Best wishes from Australia. Stay safe and happy

  • @craigbeardsworth1305
    @craigbeardsworth1305 3 года назад +1

    Your a breath of fresh air Sarah.. love it 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @loridancer9378
    @loridancer9378 4 года назад +7

    Sarah, you make me happy EVERY time!

  • @Whocares.........
    @Whocares......... 4 года назад +3

    Loved Sarah! Thanks for that!

  • @misterchippie
    @misterchippie 3 года назад +137

    Owl-like feet? He should go on Britain's Got Tallons.

  • @Maximus0806
    @Maximus0806 4 года назад +2

    Sarah. You are a star! Fantastic comedy....Haven't laughed sooo much for ages!!!

  • @tschriv
    @tschriv 4 года назад +10

    Laughing so hard, my coworkers are wondering what the hell I'm watching.

  • @edwardmahony8160
    @edwardmahony8160 4 года назад +8

    Brilliant as usual!

  • @robarerobare
    @robarerobare 4 года назад

    Wow you are to the point and truthful and I LOVE your routines!!!!

  • @funstarz5chloerulz
    @funstarz5chloerulz 4 года назад +7

    😂😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious, i cracked up at 'bum towel'

    • @loriwise236
      @loriwise236 4 года назад

      Ewww... Smell his bum on the towel lol.. ew

  • @matt_cummins28
    @matt_cummins28 3 года назад

    You're so free with with your material and we all love you for it. Love you. Thanks, my love.

  • @knoxx9625
    @knoxx9625 3 года назад +4

    Sarah is unbelievably funny, she had me in stitches

  • @bigkkm
    @bigkkm 4 года назад +10

    Sarah rocks! Now bring that stuff across the pond!

    • @kalikalimai1
      @kalikalimai1 4 года назад +1

      To Canada.

    • @davebinsweden
      @davebinsweden 4 года назад +2

      She has already been to Just For Laughs in Montreal so we just need more!

  • @helenachristinapiuvezam479
    @helenachristinapiuvezam479 4 года назад +9

    I love your stories

  • @Raphael_NYC
    @Raphael_NYC 3 года назад +1

    You are a gift. Thank you for your creativity.

  • @cerysforsdike16
    @cerysforsdike16 4 года назад +11

    Yay another video - thank you

  • @WesternAustraliaNowAndThen
    @WesternAustraliaNowAndThen 4 года назад +4

    I am just dying with laughter, thank you Sarah.

  • @loopeyloo666
    @loopeyloo666 3 года назад +3

    Sarah has kept me laughing through lockdown, thank you

  • @sharonlove4641
    @sharonlove4641 3 года назад +1

    Love your comedy. Thank you for making lockdown in Ontario bearable. 🇨🇦👍🤪.

  • @cynthiae-r9523
    @cynthiae-r9523 4 года назад +1

    Love this compilation!

    • @alexdiaz4181
      @alexdiaz4181 2 года назад

      Hello Cynthia, how are you doing today?

  • @kellymartin5774
    @kellymartin5774 3 года назад +2

    I spit my coffee with her downstairs voice!

  • @lickmyfuckinnuts
    @lickmyfuckinnuts 4 года назад +7

    One funny lady. I enjoy her comedy immensely.😂🤣👍🏼

  • @stonedbatman2067
    @stonedbatman2067 3 года назад +5

    Funniest woman on the planet!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @loridancer9378
    @loridancer9378 4 года назад +10

    Sarah and Jimmy Carr can work an audience like no others

  • @camillep9346
    @camillep9346 3 года назад +3

    The best delivery possible 💖

  • @leerjet31
    @leerjet31 3 года назад +5

    She looks so innocent 😂

  • @Wulfenburg
    @Wulfenburg 3 года назад +2

    Sarah is awesome lmao. Always loved seeing her in countdown.

  • @Dionydejesus
    @Dionydejesus 4 года назад +7

    I Love her voice and accent.

  • @brendandaly5397
    @brendandaly5397 3 года назад +4

    Class, top shelf comedy.👍❣

  • @nanwilder2853
    @nanwilder2853 4 года назад +44

    Sarah, love...You’ve given me the divine relief of Laughter-on a bad pain day-when my pain medication is having little-to-no effect! (It is a very low dose because I’m afraid of it, but still...) Laughter (the love-child of spirit and sound effects), is what makes even this over-rated run of a life worth pretending to live. If we were in “The Wizard of Oz”, and I were the Scarecrow passing out awards, I’d present you with a Whoopie Cushion, to represent the Eternally Entertaining and/or Flatulent nature of your humor; and it would be my (rarely flatulent) honor to do so.

    • @mshavisham8964
      @mshavisham8964 4 года назад +4

      Me too! Got facet Injections in my back. This morning the pain is more than the drugs can handle. Sarah you helped a lot. Thanks 😊!

  • @pambaars7685
    @pambaars7685 3 года назад +1

    Love your work.

  • @oli720-oli
    @oli720-oli Год назад

    Love u Sarah❤😂....u brighten my day😉....I have such a chuckle! My dad had a "botty flannel"......😯😁

  • @marcpersonalvideos
    @marcpersonalvideos 3 года назад +4

    Your comedy is awesome! I think my neighbours might be concerned with all my laughing. Hope to see you in AU when things are more normal.

    • @sarahmillican
      @sarahmillican  3 года назад

      We’re currently finalising the international schedule of Sarah’s tour. You can join her mailing list via her website (www.sarahmillican.co.uk) to get the latest info. It’s the best way to hear about dates and tickets. #TSM

  • @elainehoward8822
    @elainehoward8822 4 года назад +11

    Hi Sarah, just wanted to say I love your comedy, your the finest funniest female bestest comedian ever. I love your stand up, your are who I would love as a best friend, neighbor, confidant, sister even, because I know my life would be so happy. But, I will have to settle for watching your stand up videos, and RUclips videos. Love and hugz xxxxxxx

    • @alexdiaz4181
      @alexdiaz4181 2 года назад

      Hello Elaine, how are you doing today?

  • @lickmyfuckinnuts
    @lickmyfuckinnuts 4 года назад +2

    crack it and use it again. I'm dying here.😂🤣

  • @richardh6089
    @richardh6089 4 года назад +6

    Sarah you make my day, when I am down in the dumps. I just look for a video of you and you Make me laugh out loud and put a smile on my face so please keep up the good work I love the way you look the way you sound it is just brilliant looking forward to Hopefully seeing you live at some stage when you are in London.

  • @linw7320
    @linw7320 2 года назад

    Just found your channel-
    too funny Sara!

  • @caroljakeman9628
    @caroljakeman9628 11 месяцев назад +2

    I absolutely love Sarah and i think that she is probably the funniest woman on the planet ❤

  • @trindog5843
    @trindog5843 3 года назад +3

    There's some one working one the boiler and all he can here is me laughing

  • @clairelouise335
    @clairelouise335 3 года назад

    So funny, really cheers me up xx

  • @jewelmathews1444
    @jewelmathews1444 2 года назад

    I love her, even when I can't understand parts of it!! Love from Arizona, usa!!!

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад +14

    oh, what a day I've had, my lallies are crankin' and creakin' so it's time for a sit down, and who's here waiting for me, Sarah, so I'm a brew on and some of my home made Milano's plated ready for a giggle fest and a Happy Moment to make this Shit Day go the Fuck Away. Thanks Sarah, you really do deliver the best Goods.

  • @TJ_Eats
    @TJ_Eats 3 года назад +1

    Her accent kills me even more .. cryinggggg 🤣🤣

  • @scottphillips1210
    @scottphillips1210 4 года назад +5

    Hilarious I love the accent and English references.

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 4 года назад +1

      Sarah is sooo funny, even though I misunderstand about 5% of her Northern speech.

  • @wintejr
    @wintejr 4 года назад +12

    Everytime I hear the end of one of your videos I swear you could be related to winnie the pooh! That voice is so close to me.

  • @Clearenglishcoach
    @Clearenglishcoach 3 года назад +5

    I break out with belly laughs. Thank you, Sarah for being so funny.

  • @chanm2388
    @chanm2388 Год назад

    Love, love , love Sarah!!!!!!!😄😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @tonyp3790
    @tonyp3790 3 года назад +1

    Love this
    .

  • @Brie7362
    @Brie7362 Год назад

    Sarah, you’re amazing. I wish I knew you in person. Keep up the good funny $h!t. x

  • @joejones8810
    @joejones8810 3 года назад +3

    Laughed so hard I shat myself.

  • @Keithlfpieterse
    @Keithlfpieterse 4 года назад +1

    Sarah is HILARIOUS!

  • @Collection_of_unseen_nature
    @Collection_of_unseen_nature 4 года назад +3

    So funny! Love you 😍 Sending you 40 hugs from southern Sweden 🤩

    • @carolynworthington8996
      @carolynworthington8996 4 года назад +1

      Collection of unseen nature Oh, where are you? I once spent a school year in Lund.

    • @Collection_of_unseen_nature
      @Collection_of_unseen_nature 4 года назад

      @@carolynworthington8996 Lund is Beautiful! I am in Malmö and i really love this town :) Wishing you a wonderful week! Sending you 40 hugs from southern Sweden 🤩