Rachel will throw the apple into the woods, and some poor deer (Bambi's mother?) will eat it, and die. Remember, it's poisoned. I'd be surprised if they let Rachel eat it. Needing help isn't Girlboss enough.
To be honest, this movie really isn't that bad because it would make a perfect horror movie of Snow White with the horrifying CGI dwarves and Rachel Zegler 😂
@reginaphalange9417 Well, they are taking risks of losing billions of dollars to make woke CGI garbage movies. So why couldn't they risk making something horrifying as this?
Does disney really think we're going to believe, Gal Gadot is jealous of Rachel Zegler? Rachel's skin is brown, not white aks fare. So that iconic scene from the original, makes zero sense here. The line about kindness aged horribly. Bc Rachel Zegler for years, has been anything but kind. I believe if Rachel Zegler wasn't running her mouth, fans of the original would give snow brown a chance. You know the ppl the entertainment industry needs. Despite what half of them say.
Yes, because Zegler is half her age. You people pretending like Zegler isn't physically attractive and pretending like a middle-aged woman who has also had her own cringe political takes is all that.
@@matane2465 Wow, ageist much? I made no comment at all on Zegler's looks; you inferred that, and that says more about you than me. Snow White is based on a very old European fairy tale, and in Perrault's version (one of the most popular), Snow White is 1,000 times more beautiful than the queen ("mais Blanche-Neige l'est mille fois plus que vous"). The casting in this film messes up the story in just about every way possible. will also add that of all the fairy tales floating around, the Disney Snow White lends itself the least to a live action film, for all the reasons we are seeing now.
Oh my God thank you I mean, how are we supposed to believe that Rachel‘s Ziegler is Snow White I mean she’s already got a lot of stuff stacked up against her but now this I mean, she says that given what she just said not two weeks ago and we’re supposed to believe that she is kind and caring no.
@@alexp.d3689 thank you I mean the last person I wanna get lectured on about kindness is her I mean she is the last person to be saying anything like that. I don’t care if she’s in a snow White costume or in a normal every day outfit just freaking no no no it’s not believable.
@@Leamichellefan2244 As is the core message of Perrault's version of Cinderella " kindness is a much more important asset than a beautiful face or hairdo , that everyone should aspire to possess .Whether or not you have it shows in your face ,no matter how beautiful you look ,If you have an ugly soul you'll be perceived as such. " ,she could have been casted as one of Cinderella's wicked sisters ( her personality is perfect for such roles ,zero acting required just act naturally ) but contrary to popular belief the sister's were never ment to be ugly in the Cinderella tale ( In fact if you look at 18th / 19th century book illustrations of the story you'll find they're very attractive to the eye , though their expressions that are full of contempt and spite is what makes them unattractive. And if you think abou it it's much more realistic, a narcissist takes good care of themselves so that they'll be praised and admired and teaches us that one's character is far more important than their looks ) so she doesn't fit the criteria look wise ... She doesn't here either ,but anyway 🙄 Can't wait to see Disney blame racism and misogyny when this Bombs
I'm picturing that commercial where Barney the Dinosaur or similar was supposed to show up at a kid's birthday party, but a T-Rex showed up instead and all the kids were running and screaming. That.
Oh yes, by the way for people who still don’t know the entire movie is in green screen/blue screen not a single scene is shoot in real location or in build sets The entire movie is CGI at this point this is not a live action. This is just to human beings in a cartoon world stop saying this is live action. It’s not a live action if the whole movie is CGI at that point just make animation
So the king, a man, was running the kingdom in a manner that was good for his people. Then a woman took over and ruined everything? Kinda mixed messaging there, disney. 😂😂😂
Walt helped create a film that would later become a masterpiece in 1937 called Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs that helped put Disney on the map and now in the year 2025 is when Snow Brown and the 7 Abominations destroys that legacy.
I hope you don’t mind me bringing this up, but Adriana Caselotti helped as well because she brought Snow white too beautiful, glorious vocal life and the disrespect that Rachel is showing for Adriana‘s work. I completely vocally along with everything else. No thank you.
@@Leamichellefan2244 I do not mind for I would name them all. But I know that someone else out there will do that for me. Walt was the visionary and unfortunately it is the visionary who gets the most attention. But in truth there are many moving parts in a production and all of them need to fit on the machine in order to work perfectly. Everyone on the 1937 production were artists who did it for the passion and love of the art-form and on top of that the production was never done before on that scale and that is something that current day Hollywood has lost for they do not have any passion or love for the art form of filmmaking for it just a job to them or a way to spread their narrow-minded agenda(the woke). That is why the 1937 Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs will never be surpassed for it is a timeless classic as well as a masterpiece that was created by true artists and the one of 2025 is a pandering mess that will be remembered that destroyed Walt's legacy.
Cannot think why they were hiding it. So Amazon managed to make Orcs soft n cuddly, meanwhile Disney made soft n cuddly Dwarves into NIGHTMARE FUEL...What on earth is going on? This seems like really easy basic stuff, and yet they fail. No wonder it feels like a decade since I saw a good movie, the last one I watched that I thought was really good was "The Death of Stalin", and that must be EIGHT YEARS AGO!
It's freaking mind boggling that instead of casting real people, they decided to go uncanny valley with the dwarves. If they wanted them that realistic looking them just cast real people
They should have told Peter Dinklige to pound sand and hired actual little people for the roles. Bowing down to Peter and not kicking Rachel out of the role caused at least half of the movie's crater.
Her face looked familiar, and I finally figured out who she resembles. She looks just like Joseph Gribble character from the TV show "King of the Hill".
Are we sure that trailer wasn't actually some form of cry for help? Like: "DEAR GOD HELP US THE LAWN GNOMES HAVE TAKEN OVER AND THEY'RE EXECUTING THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DO STUFF!" Ya know, something subtle like that. :P
It’s more of a remake of the live action Alice in Wonderland where Alice returns to lead the Wonderlandians in a war against the evil Queen than the original Snow White.
I'm not American and don't know all the things this young political leader ms Zelger said or done to you guys, but just now I realised what's the problem with her as an actress. When her face is completely still, she's kinda cute and actually resembles cartoon SnowWhite. But when she's not still and her face makes any (and I mean ANY) expression, oh my she looks weird and uncanny or crazy. A perfect role for her would be Harley Quinn or any other female psychopath. For real, just think about it for a minute. She won't even need to act! And I also miss long, half an hour rants, oh I meant vids, from Thorias but that's besides the point..
If only Walt Disney could see this... he'd be mortified at how the charlatans ruining his legacy have massacred his girl and her seven diminutive friends! *I am rooting for the very hot Evil Queen!🍎*
Nothing is wrong with it. This is just Cultural Marxism put on the big screen. That is what "going woke" is all about, and it's a created problem in need of a solution. Step one of the "Four steps for ideological subversion". (Former KGB Propaganda Agent Yuri Bezmenov, 1985) Demoralization-This is a process which can take about 15-30 years to perform (a generation). During this stage, the moral fiber and integrity of the country is put into question, thereby creating doubt in the minds of the people. To do so, manipulation of the media and academia is required to influence young people. As the younger generation embraces new values, such as Marxism and Leninism, the older generation slowly loses control simply through attrition. Again, true facts no longer matter during this stage, but rather creating perceptions are of paramount importance. Eliminating American exceptionalism, fundamental change of national identity, structural deconstruction of foundational principles, elimination of religion. Embedding a new societal design upon the psyche of generations through ideological academia, peer pressure by elites upon academics and society to convince that prior values were inherently flawed, racist, prejudiced, etc. *National identity is diluted with aspersions towards historical references. National History is rewritten, re-defined, and molded to fit the new intended behavioral model and create the new values.* --Art/Entertainment is cultural, social and (in many cases) national history. Since the US was founded by Europeans immigrants, they must also re-write, re-define and mold established IP. Religion in Communism Abolished - all religious and metaphysics is rejected. Engels and Lenin agreed that religion was a drug or “spiritual booze” and must be combated. *To them, atheism put into practice meant a “forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions.* Reverse psychology is a technique involving the assertion of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what is actually desired. Example: Use the woke Liberals to assert Marxist ideologies with the expectation this approach will encourage the majority of the US/West to go the opposite direction towards another ideology as the solution to a growing Marxist threat. From BBC Arts Eighty years ago, here in Munich, Adolf Hitler staged two exhibitions which defined the way we think about modern art. The Great German Art show displayed the artists he approved of, the Degenerate Art show displayed the artists he despised. In these two exhibitions, mounted side by side in adjacent galleries, the battle lines were drawn between traditionalism and modernism. It’s a battle that’s still being fought today. Do you like art that’s realistic and reassuring? Or do you prefer art that’s experimental or disturbing? Maybe you like a bit of both - in which case, you’re like a lot of people who went to see these shows. The Nazis wanted people to see both shows, but they didn’t want people to make up their own minds. The idea was to see the Degenerate Art show, and see how German art had been debased - and then see the Great German Art show, and see how the Nazis has redeemed it. You are meant to compare the established IP and traditional entertainment to the new "modern audience" versions and come to the conclusion Liberals have debased/degenerated art.
How is it that Once Upon A Time, a TV show made by ABC is still better than this? Also yeah they had to change what "fairest" meant to who's the most benevolent because when your acting opposite Gal Gadot, yeah you're not gonna compare to a bombshell like her and everyone knows it and I say this as a gay guy lol
This is the first time I’ve witnessed a man’s soul leaving his body bit by bit. This is an absolute disgrace to the original film. All it does is leave a sour taste in your mouth even when you go rewatch the wonderful original film.
This is Disney’s Ugliest Film Yet and Rachel and Gal can’t act, Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman are more better than this, also I find it stupid that the reason they called her Snow White isn’t because of her Skin but because she survived a Snowstorm since she was Born, hell I didn’t know that this Trailer was Leaked 10 Days Ago and Now Disney Unleashed this Abomination and I swear when I heard Snow White Sing I Puke like that Scene in Family Guy both the Original and Backwards.
Charming is playing the role of the damsel, obviously. If the Dragon scene happens, it's going to be Snow White who fights it. This... is basically The Little Mermaid all over again.
The Dragon scene was in Sleeping Beauty. And we probably won't ever get that movie since they already rewrote the story as empowered Maleficent the true hero and bestest ever!! But Prince Charming will definitely be a simp damsel in distress with zero masculinity, quality or purpose in the story either than worshipping his girlboss 😒🙄
Did I understand that opening? The kingdom was a fair and great place while men were in charge. Then the women took over and everything is screwed up. Ruined. Great premise.
@AscendantStoic I agree. I enjoyed the heart it possessed, despite its clear production shortcomings. The dwarves themselves were quite a stand-out, & I found their story quite intriguing.
Every i mean every disney tv show and movie is behind the storyline extremely dark and creepy. They fool the masses with the prettiest shiniest cover but unseen by most theres a place a darkside that looks the same but not so dimly lit (What tv show is that from?)😅
If "the fairest of them all" is ONLY about being kind hearted then surely the mirror would have NEVER called the Queen the fairest since we know she has a black heart. Thus the mirrors answer would have always been someone in the village or the next kingdom.
I guess Snow WhiteNot used "stole everything" metaphorically because the MoreBeautiful Queen DID NOT 'steal' their right of public assembly, their right to air grievances, their right to choose atrocious fashion statements, their right to refuse make-up, their right to... Ah, to H3ll with it...
As an audio engineer who runs a recording studio (in addition to working as a composer for specific films/shows/games), Zegler’s so-called “singing” is every bit as authentic as Taylor Swift’s… which is to say, not AT ALL. It’s not “auto-tuned”, but it’s most definitely pitch-corrected and incredibly over processed, to the point that even her “vibrato” has been digitally adjusted to sound “perfect”, which has the typical effect of just making it sound fake as hell. It was most likely done using Melodyne, which is a fantastic piece of software, that when used correctly, can legitimately make a bad singer sound good, but whoever recorded and mixed her vocals did a very lazy job (I’m sure it still took them way longer than they would have liked it to, it’s a lot of editing, but a more experienced engineer could have made it work without making it sound totally fake; the key is to make small adjustments on individual notes, rather than just snapping everything to the grid to be “perfectly in tune”. You’d think Disney would have just brought in a proper singer with a voice that could conceivably belong to Zegler, but nope, they decided to polish her turd of a singing voice with software, instead. I’m not even going to get into how overly compressed the vocals are, on top of the pitch correction. Like, I’ve seen enough footage of her talking to know that she DOES not have a voice for singing, she has basically one “comfortable” register for her vocals, but her voice is simply too shrill to make for a pleasant singer.
Dizleys very first steps into making horrer movies . You really gotta give them respect for going that route . Michael Meyer and Freddy Kruger would be proud and welcome them into the genre
So now, Snow White is a revolutionary. A warrior woman of the people. In short, the movie has nothing to do with The Brothers Grimm story. Vive la regurgitation!
So when the King was running the show everything was fine; but the Queen is the one who messed everything up. I thought the Patriarchy was bad...................
"You know I really don't remember you being this opinionated" - Is this a dig against 1937 Snow White, or am I becoming paranoid about this kind of thing?
Nah, I'm pretty sure it was a dig at Rachel and all the poor interviews she did. Could be wrong of course, don't recall the original movie that well and Snow White didn't seem to do anything odd.
The only thing I'm going to miss is not being able to mark it in the accounting books myself. I might have used one of the really feathered quills with the reddest of red inks to really enjoy the moment.
I think these CGI aberrations are more of an insult to dwarves than actually casting some, just like every previous live action Snow White has done. Someone needs to tell Disney that CGI is not the same as live action.
I still rather look on the uncanny dwarves than on Rachels facial expressions when she gives her opinions about this new adaption of the SnowWhite story.
I suppose they will "subvert expectations" by having one of the dwarves or the prince eat it. A strong, independent, self-sufficient girl boss like Yellow Snow is too smart to be deceived by such a trick.
This will go down in history as the first film to beat Polar Express for causing youth trauma via uncanny valley overload. Good by childhood, hello waking nightmares.
Been watching Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon recently. I like it, but the title seems misleading. 4 seasons in, the mc hasn't tried to pick up a single girl, certainly not in a dungeon.
Kicking the mauled dead horse that is Neo Snowwhite might bring in some views, but it's somewhat surprising to me that Thorias hasn't reviewed The Wild Robot, which would bring some genuine positivity to both him and his audience.
What are you complaining about? There is a scissors scene between the Queen and Snow White. Completely uncensored. It is part of the new Disney inclusion modern day theme. Bought my ticket already.
Fact: The lighting for your RUclips video is better than all the lighting in this whole trailer! Disney is so heavy-handed with the dark color grading, all their new live-action movies look like student films that were filmed with awful lighting. The dumbest thing is, Disney does NOT even recognize that every movie they darken flops miserably. This is a laughably ugly movie and the dwarves look like deformed trolls. Disney STILL has not learned how to animate noses. Their noses look like pig snouts!
The only real question I'll have about this movie is if Thorias was told he had no choice but to either watch it again, after seeing it, or watch an episode of Batwoman season 3, which would he choose?
Lol your videos are Always entertaining 🤣 But if I want a live Action snow white fix I'll just rewatch once upon time so 🤷🏽 what's the point of this movie?
All the interviews - me, me and more me, on the socials - me, me and even more me, then comes the movie trailer out and still its all - me, me and only me. Not sure how this sickness is called but its deeply bothering. Can someone change the script and instead of an apple there to be a dagger or magical fire ?!
I am rooting for the apple and the queen. Here.
Thats fair...the evil queen is the hottest of them all.
so is every sane person
EVIL 😈 QUEEN 👑 WIN LOL.😅😅😅😅😅
No I'm just rooting for the apple 😂😂😂😂
Rachel will throw the apple into the woods, and some poor deer (Bambi's mother?) will eat it, and die. Remember, it's poisoned. I'd be surprised if they let Rachel eat it. Needing help isn't Girlboss enough.
"I don't want the Prince to save me" - Snow White
"Well, I guess I'll simp for the Evil Queen then" - the Prince
I mean, when it's Rachael Zeggler or Gal Galdot I'm sure most would simp for the Evil Queen xD
They did a similar thing in Mirror Mirror where the evil queen (Julia Roberts) uses a love potion on the prince (Armie Hammer)
movie thats not for me. might have been serviceable but yeah dwarves no.
She's old
@@TSSAlexander so?
'I guess you haven't seen her interviews' lol
Ah, the sweet and innocent princess who goes "Reeeeeeee! May you never know peace!" to half the population of the kingdom.🤣
To be honest, this movie really isn't that bad because it would make a perfect horror movie of Snow White with the horrifying CGI dwarves and Rachel Zegler 😂
I was gonna say, if you recut this into a horror movie it would be perfect.
Some youtuber somewhere MUST make this trailer into a "Snow White but it's a horror" video
But it implies that Disney would be willing to take some risks
@@muigokublack6487 if you could just edit the music and cut some parts, it actually might just work
@reginaphalange9417 Well, they are taking risks of losing billions of dollars to make woke CGI garbage movies. So why couldn't they risk making something horrifying as this?
Yeah this movie is going to be a trainwreck
The huntmen was bad
I hope it opens at 400 thousand dollars only
@@mikegardy3085 huntsman was better then this movie
So, she just doesn't fall asleep? But instead builds an army of rebels to attack the palace? That's not Snow White.
Does disney really think we're going to believe, Gal Gadot is jealous of Rachel Zegler? Rachel's skin is brown, not white aks fare. So that iconic scene from the original, makes zero sense here. The line about kindness aged horribly. Bc Rachel Zegler for years, has been anything but kind. I believe if Rachel Zegler wasn't running her mouth, fans of the original would give snow brown a chance. You know the ppl the entertainment industry needs. Despite what half of them say.
Yeah, Gal Gadot isn't a great actress, but she's gorgeous. Really bad casting.
Yes, because Zegler is half her age. You people pretending like Zegler isn't physically attractive and pretending like a middle-aged woman who has also had her own cringe political takes is all that.
@@matane2465 Wow, ageist much? I made no comment at all on Zegler's looks; you inferred that, and that says more about you than me. Snow White is based on a very old European fairy tale, and in Perrault's version (one of the most popular), Snow White is 1,000 times more beautiful than the queen ("mais Blanche-Neige l'est mille fois plus que vous"). The casting in this film messes up the story in just about every way possible. will also add that of all the fairy tales floating around, the Disney Snow White lends itself the least to a live action film, for all the reasons we are seeing now.
@matane2465 i could see someone going through a midlife crisis and wanting a 20 something to make them feel young again picking Zegler over Gadot.
The beautiful Queen and the evil princess with the 7 evil dwarf bodyguards 😮
Why is she "evil"?
Rachel Zegler delivering the line about people needing kindness breaks my suspension of disbelief.
Yeah, there's no kindness in her.
Oh my God thank you I mean, how are we supposed to believe that Rachel‘s Ziegler is Snow White I mean she’s already got a lot of stuff stacked up against her but now this I mean, she says that given what she just said not two weeks ago and we’re supposed to believe that she is kind and caring no.
Fr, the first time I watched the trailer I low key expected her to break out into a fit of evil laughter after she says that line
@@alexp.d3689 thank you I mean the last person I wanna get lectured on about kindness is her I mean she is the last person to be saying anything like that. I don’t care if she’s in a snow White costume or in a normal every day outfit just freaking no no no it’s not believable.
@@Leamichellefan2244 As is the core message of Perrault's version of Cinderella " kindness is a much more important asset than a beautiful face or hairdo , that everyone should aspire to possess .Whether or not you have it shows in your face ,no matter how beautiful you look ,If you have an ugly soul you'll be perceived as such. " ,she could have been casted as one of Cinderella's wicked sisters ( her personality is perfect for such roles ,zero acting required just act naturally ) but contrary to popular belief the sister's were never ment to be ugly in the Cinderella tale ( In fact if you look at 18th / 19th century book illustrations of the story you'll find they're very attractive to the eye , though their expressions that are full of contempt and spite is what makes them unattractive. And if you think abou it it's much more realistic, a narcissist takes good care of themselves so that they'll be praised and admired and teaches us that one's character is far more important than their looks ) so she doesn't fit the criteria look wise ... She doesn't here either ,but anyway 🙄 Can't wait to see Disney blame racism and misogyny when this Bombs
Cant wait for this to come out! Not gonna watch it obvs, but the YT content gonna be so fkn 🔥
This kinda reminds of the Cats trailers in 2019. "Is this a horror?"
Well, now we get a Disney Princess Horror?
they are doing it, the remakes are the horrors they are releasing into the world
I'm picturing that commercial where Barney the Dinosaur or similar was supposed to show up at a kid's birthday party, but a T-Rex showed up instead and all the kids were running and screaming. That.
2:27 this cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His reaction to those 7 nightmarefuels was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh yes, by the way for people who still don’t know the entire movie is in green screen/blue screen not a single scene is shoot in real location or in build sets The entire movie is CGI at this point this is not a live action. This is just to human beings in a cartoon world stop saying this is live action. It’s not a live action if the whole movie is CGI at that point just make animation
They could've used Peanut the Squirrel. RIP Peanut . 😢
So the king, a man, was running the kingdom in a manner that was good for his people. Then a woman took over and ruined everything? Kinda mixed messaging there, disney. 😂😂😂
Is it the story of Kathleen Kennedy and LucasFilm?
😂😂😂 she shucked the life out of 🤔 him
Is it me, or do Rachel Zegler's expressions remind you of 2010s Pennywise?
Walt helped create a film that would later become a masterpiece in 1937 called Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs that helped put Disney on the map and now in the year 2025 is when Snow Brown and the 7 Abominations destroys that legacy.
Shouldn't that be 'Slush Brown'?
@@dupplinmuir113 Always said so since this garbage was first revealed.
I hope you don’t mind me bringing this up, but Adriana Caselotti helped as well because she brought Snow white too beautiful, glorious vocal life and the disrespect that Rachel is showing for Adriana‘s work. I completely vocally along with everything else. No thank you.
@@Leamichellefan2244 I do not mind for I would name them all. But I know that someone else out there will do that for me.
Walt was the visionary and unfortunately it is the visionary who gets the most attention. But in truth there are many moving parts in a production and all of them need to fit on the machine in order to work perfectly.
Everyone on the 1937 production were artists who did it for the passion and love of the art-form and on top of that the production was never done before on that scale and that is something that current day Hollywood has lost for they do not have any passion or love for the art form of filmmaking for it just a job to them or a way to spread their narrow-minded agenda(the woke).
That is why the 1937 Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs will never be surpassed for it is a timeless classic as well as a masterpiece that was created by true artists and the one of 2025 is a pandering mess that will be remembered that destroyed Walt's legacy.
Disney: Snow Woke and the 7 nightmares.
All that batwomaning and shehulking really built-up Thorias' nervmuscles for movietrashes like obviously this remake. 💪👀
Cannot think why they were hiding it. So Amazon managed to make Orcs soft n cuddly, meanwhile Disney made soft n cuddly Dwarves into NIGHTMARE FUEL...What on earth is going on? This seems like really easy basic stuff, and yet they fail. No wonder it feels like a decade since I saw a good movie, the last one I watched that I thought was really good was "The Death of Stalin", and that must be EIGHT YEARS AGO!
Death Of Stalin is so underrated. Very funny film.
It's freaking mind boggling that instead of casting real people, they decided to go uncanny valley with the dwarves. If they wanted them that realistic looking them just cast real people
You don't undeerstand. Giving real dwarves a job would racist. Or sexist. One of those.
Weird. WEIRD!!! (i've been walking around the house all day just doing the "Zegler")
The 7 Dwarfs’ look makes She-Hulk’s look like quality CGI!!
Not hard to do.
I'd take Snow White and the Huntsman 3 over this monstrosity 🤣
As terrible as they were, I would take the Marvels, Madame Web, or even She Hulk over this time! And all three of those that I named were awful!
They should have told Peter Dinklige to pound sand and hired actual little people for the roles. Bowing down to Peter and not kicking Rachel out of the role caused at least half of the movie's crater.
Yeah, but midgets aren't the same thing as the Dwarves of folklore and fantasy.
My favorite line from the comment section of the trailer is “if I saw this on an airplane I would still walk out.”😂
XDDDDDDDD EPIC!
Her face looked familiar, and I finally figured out who she resembles.
She looks just like Joseph Gribble character from the TV show "King of the Hill".
Are we sure that trailer wasn't actually some form of cry for help?
Like: "DEAR GOD HELP US THE LAWN GNOMES HAVE TAKEN OVER AND THEY'RE EXECUTING THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DO STUFF!"
Ya know, something subtle like that. :P
As the only real male character I can see, Prince charming is the goofy incompetent comic relief.
What a surprise!
That's a flat out lie. This version isn't about the classic love story. That's what the two pinheads, Rachel and Gal said.
It’s more of a remake of the live action Alice in Wonderland where Alice returns to lead the Wonderlandians in a war against the evil Queen than the original Snow White.
I'm kind of with the dwarves for screaming and running away when they saw 'Snow White' under the sheet!
Weird!! Weird!!!
8:00 Is that Tommy Lee Jones Dwarf?
I'm not American and don't know all the things this young political leader ms Zelger said or done to you guys, but just now I realised what's the problem with her as an actress. When her face is completely still, she's kinda cute and actually resembles cartoon SnowWhite. But when she's not still and her face makes any (and I mean ANY) expression, oh my she looks weird and uncanny or crazy. A perfect role for her would be Harley Quinn or any other female psychopath. For real, just think about it for a minute. She won't even need to act!
And I also miss long, half an hour rants, oh I meant vids, from Thorias but that's besides the point..
If only Walt Disney could see this... he'd be mortified at how the charlatans ruining his legacy have massacred his girl and her seven diminutive friends!
*I am rooting for the very hot Evil Queen!🍎*
I am feeling so low I think I am a dwarf
What's wrong with being rescued by a prince or true love? That's literally what fairytales are about!
Nothing is wrong with it. This is just Cultural Marxism put on the big screen. That is what "going woke" is all about, and it's a created problem in need of a solution.
Step one of the "Four steps for ideological subversion". (Former KGB Propaganda Agent Yuri Bezmenov, 1985)
Demoralization-This is a process which can take about 15-30 years to perform (a generation). During this stage, the moral fiber and integrity of the country is put into question, thereby creating doubt in the minds of the people. To do so, manipulation of the media and academia is required to influence young people.
As the younger generation embraces new values, such as Marxism and Leninism, the older generation slowly loses control simply through attrition. Again, true facts no longer matter during this stage, but rather creating perceptions are of paramount importance.
Eliminating American exceptionalism, fundamental change of national identity, structural deconstruction of foundational principles, elimination of religion.
Embedding a new societal design upon the psyche of generations through ideological academia, peer pressure by elites upon academics and society to convince that prior values were inherently flawed, racist, prejudiced, etc.
*National identity is diluted with aspersions towards historical references. National History is rewritten, re-defined, and molded to fit the new intended behavioral model and create the new values.*
--Art/Entertainment is cultural, social and (in many cases) national history. Since the US was founded by Europeans immigrants, they must also re-write, re-define and mold established IP.
Religion in Communism
Abolished - all religious and metaphysics is rejected. Engels and Lenin agreed that religion was a drug or “spiritual booze” and must be combated. *To them, atheism put into practice meant a “forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions.*
Reverse psychology is a technique involving the assertion of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what is actually desired.
Example: Use the woke Liberals to assert Marxist ideologies with the expectation this approach will encourage the majority of the US/West to go the opposite direction towards another ideology as the solution to a growing Marxist threat.
From BBC Arts
Eighty years ago, here in Munich, Adolf Hitler staged two exhibitions which defined the way we think about modern art. The Great German Art show displayed the artists he approved of, the Degenerate Art show displayed the artists he despised. In these two exhibitions, mounted side by side in adjacent galleries, the battle lines were drawn between traditionalism and modernism. It’s a battle that’s still being fought today.
Do you like art that’s realistic and reassuring? Or do you prefer art that’s experimental or disturbing? Maybe you like a bit of both - in which case, you’re like a lot of people who went to see these shows.
The Nazis wanted people to see both shows, but they didn’t want people to make up their own minds. The idea was to see the Degenerate Art show, and see how German art had been debased - and then see the Great German Art show, and see how the Nazis has redeemed it.
You are meant to compare the established IP and traditional entertainment to the new "modern audience" versions and come to the conclusion Liberals have debased/degenerated art.
She has to go on this epic journey, to free charming to tell him, "you're like a brother to me"
Snow White: "I don't need a man/stalker to save me!" *Eats poisoned apple*
Also Snow White: *sleeps forever*
How is it that Once Upon A Time, a TV show made by ABC is still better than this?
Also yeah they had to change what "fairest" meant to who's the most benevolent because when your acting opposite Gal Gadot, yeah you're not gonna compare to a bombshell like her and everyone knows it and I say this as a gay guy lol
Funny thing ouat had better sfx than this and that was in 2011
Yes, because a 19 year old woman in her prime fertile years is never considered more desirable or attractive than a 39 year old menopausal woman.
The new Disney Snow White seems like a lazy rehash of Snow White and the Huntsman. Snow White rises up to battle the queen. Yup, seen it already.
This is the first time I’ve witnessed a man’s soul leaving his body bit by bit.
This is an absolute disgrace to the original film. All it does is leave a sour taste in your mouth even when you go rewatch the wonderful original film.
Rachel Zegler wearing her best The Village cosplay.
This is Disney’s Ugliest Film Yet and Rachel and Gal can’t act, Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman are more better than this, also I find it stupid that the reason they called her Snow White isn’t because of her Skin but because she survived a Snowstorm since she was Born, hell I didn’t know that this Trailer was Leaked 10 Days Ago and Now Disney Unleashed this Abomination and I swear when I heard Snow White Sing I Puke like that Scene in Family Guy both the Original and Backwards.
Charming is playing the role of the damsel, obviously. If the Dragon scene happens, it's going to be Snow White who fights it. This... is basically The Little Mermaid all over again.
The Dragon scene was in Sleeping Beauty. And we probably won't ever get that movie since they already rewrote the story as empowered Maleficent the true hero and bestest ever!! But Prince Charming will definitely be a simp damsel in distress with zero masculinity, quality or purpose in the story either than worshipping his girlboss 😒🙄
@spndusk2362 You're right. Somehow, I mixed up the dwarves running scene with the dragon scene. I have no idea how, haha..
your face was priceless reviewing the turd sandwich
Queen : 8.4
Snow White : 4.8
Did I understand that opening? The kingdom was a fair and great place while men were in charge. Then the women took over and everything is screwed up. Ruined. Great premise.
Reckon this will make Mirror, Mirror look like a cinematic marvel by comparison?
Mirror Mirror is an enjoyable funny movie even before Disney decided to make this turd .. and they of course hired real people to play the dwarves.
@AscendantStoic I agree. I enjoyed the heart it possessed, despite its clear production shortcomings.
The dwarves themselves were quite a stand-out, & I found their story quite intriguing.
I said this to nerdrotic... If you're looking down a well and you see birds sitting above your head...the pigeons are pooping in the well.
AY UP THORIAS
Every i mean every disney tv show and movie is behind the storyline extremely dark and creepy. They fool the masses with the prettiest shiniest cover but unseen by most theres a place a darkside that looks the same but not so dimly lit
(What tv show is that from?)😅
Why does Lord Farquaad join with ugly magical creatures to fight Wonder Woman?
Shrek 5 is wierd.
Hey Thorias, which will be better Kraven or this? 😅
For the love of god, do a Batgirl and make it a tax write-off.
If "the fairest of them all" is ONLY about being kind hearted then surely the mirror would have NEVER called the Queen the fairest since we know she has a black heart. Thus the mirrors answer would have always been someone in the village or the next kingdom.
I guess Snow WhiteNot used "stole everything" metaphorically because the MoreBeautiful Queen DID NOT 'steal' their right of public assembly, their right to air grievances, their right to choose atrocious fashion statements, their right to refuse make-up, their right to...
Ah, to H3ll with it...
This is *AFTER* the re-shoots.
So they spent a fortune to make the movie look even worse. But, hey, at least Peter Dinklage is happy.
Snowblight and the 7 Corpses
LOVE the thumbnail 😂
As an audio engineer who runs a recording studio (in addition to working as a composer for specific films/shows/games), Zegler’s so-called “singing” is every bit as authentic as Taylor Swift’s… which is to say, not AT ALL.
It’s not “auto-tuned”, but it’s most definitely pitch-corrected and incredibly over processed, to the point that even her “vibrato” has been digitally adjusted to sound “perfect”, which has the typical effect of just making it sound fake as hell. It was most likely done using Melodyne, which is a fantastic piece of software, that when used correctly, can legitimately make a bad singer sound good, but whoever recorded and mixed her vocals did a very lazy job (I’m sure it still took them way longer than they would have liked it to, it’s a lot of editing, but a more experienced engineer could have made it work without making it sound totally fake; the key is to make small adjustments on individual notes, rather than just snapping everything to the grid to be “perfectly in tune”.
You’d think Disney would have just brought in a proper singer with a voice that could conceivably belong to Zegler, but nope, they decided to polish her turd of a singing voice with software, instead. I’m not even going to get into how overly compressed the vocals are, on top of the pitch correction.
Like, I’ve seen enough footage of her talking to know that she DOES not have a voice for singing, she has basically one “comfortable” register for her vocals, but her voice is simply too shrill to make for a pleasant singer.
Thank you for your video!
Thanks for watching.
“CGI dwarf abominations ASSEMBLE!!!”
Dizleys very first steps into making horrer movies . You really gotta give them respect for going that route . Michael Meyer and Freddy Kruger would be proud and welcome them into the genre
Those ain't seven dwarfs, those are seven gnomes.
7 goblins
Lawn Ornaments....
Seven Leprechauns (as in the horror movie series).
Sometimes animation is the best way. This is one of those times
So now, Snow White is a revolutionary. A warrior woman of the people. In short, the movie has nothing to do with The Brothers Grimm story. Vive la regurgitation!
Prince, get the Queens phone number and let the dead rest. Roll credits!
So when the King was running the show everything was fine; but the Queen is the one who messed everything up.
I thought the Patriarchy was bad...................
"You know I really don't remember you being this opinionated" - Is this a dig against 1937 Snow White, or am I becoming paranoid about this kind of thing?
Nah, I'm pretty sure it was a dig at Rachel and all the poor interviews she did.
Could be wrong of course, don't recall the original movie that well and Snow White didn't seem to do anything odd.
Everyone after seeing the trailer: " Maybe i was too harsh on Snow white and the Huntsman"
I'd take that any day over this hot piece of garbage
Can you believe that Tatiana Maslany has been complaining about the She-Hulk series failure for TWO YEARS? Time really flies, doesn't it?
The only thing I'm going to miss is not being able to mark it in the accounting books myself. I might have used one of the really feathered quills with the reddest of red inks to really enjoy the moment.
Uncanny Valley?
They are the Uncanny Mariana Trench!
I think these CGI aberrations are more of an insult to dwarves than actually casting some, just like every previous live action Snow White has done. Someone needs to tell Disney that CGI is not the same as live action.
Part 2: The Prince and the Friendzone - Escape from Zeglerdome
I'm ok with this. Dwarves are supposed to be fairy tail creatures and frightening
I still rather look on the uncanny dwarves than on Rachels facial expressions when she gives her opinions about this new adaption of the SnowWhite story.
Thorias, Disney dwarves are hiding under your bed.
The CGI crap makes Robert Zemeckis's CGI look like an Oscar Material!
How the apple part is going to work if she is going to the revolution in the end?
Right? With all the "updates" they made, the classic elements of the story don't really make sense anymore.
I suppose they will "subvert expectations" by having one of the dwarves or the prince eat it.
A strong, independent, self-sufficient girl boss like Yellow Snow is too smart to be deceived by such a trick.
Funny thing? Those CG Dwarves are clearly based on their animated selves.
This will go down in history as the first film to beat Polar Express for causing youth trauma via uncanny valley overload. Good by childhood, hello waking nightmares.
So what have you been watching for anime
Been watching Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon recently. I like it, but the title seems misleading. 4 seasons in, the mc hasn't tried to pick up a single girl, certainly not in a dungeon.
@ I have not watched that one but I heard it’s good If you want, I have some great recommendations
@ are you planning on doing any reviews for anime at all
Kicking the mauled dead horse that is Neo Snowwhite might bring in some views, but it's somewhat surprising to me that Thorias hasn't reviewed The Wild Robot, which would bring some genuine positivity to both him and his audience.
I liked that movie. Also enjoyed juror #2
Haven't had a chance to see it. I heard it was good though.
What are you complaining about? There is a scissors scene between the Queen and Snow White. Completely uncensored. It is part of the new Disney inclusion modern day theme. Bought my ticket already.
Fact: The lighting for your RUclips video is better than all the lighting in this whole trailer! Disney is so heavy-handed with the dark color grading, all their new live-action movies look like student films that were filmed with awful lighting. The dumbest thing is, Disney does NOT even recognize that every movie they darken flops miserably. This is a laughably ugly movie and the dwarves look like deformed trolls. Disney STILL has not learned how to animate noses. Their noses look like pig snouts!
The only real question I'll have about this movie is if Thorias was told he had no choice but to either watch it again, after seeing it, or watch an episode of Batwoman season 3, which would he choose?
Bro, just feed me a poison apple and put me out of my misery.
So we supposed to believe that the wicked Qwerm is going to be jealous of snow white.Yeah I am on the wicked queens side
@Thorias Unlimited Why does Rachel Zeigler look like Ms. Pac Man in the face? 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Snow White and the Seven Garden Gnomes.....
This might be an overused phrase, but the seven dwarves are pure nightmare fuel.
I need to slightly apologize to both Minecraft movie trailers. Only slightly but still.
🔥 Hail Thorias 🔥
Lol your videos are Always entertaining 🤣
But if I want a live Action snow white fix I'll just rewatch once upon time so 🤷🏽 what's the point of this movie?
A horror, musical, comedy, drama all rolled into one, clap clap clap
All the interviews - me, me and more me, on the socials - me, me and even more me, then comes the movie trailer out and still its all - me, me and only me. Not sure how this sickness is called but its deeply bothering. Can someone change the script and instead of an apple there to be a dagger or magical fire ?!
The people need some kindness... That is a load of crap coming from Zeigler
Hope the irony's not lost on her.