Petr Lohnický I believe that a lot of the “random shit” is utilized to stimulate that sort of 6th sense we have as patients where we get unexplainable tingles and feelings of enlightenment. The unconventionality of it, breaking the norm per se, is what intrigues us. I think :P
We can criticize and poke fun at "the show" all day long, but I respect how much genuine love and care these guys bring to their profession. There's a soul in peoples' professions that's missing here in the states.
You can make jokes without it being criticism... I too appreciate the passion and the time and effort that goes into the ritualistic performance of these massages but it doesn't mean I don't also find it funny when he rolled his eyes back for example. Or just generally making jokes about the powers he's drawing on to perform the massage. People need to stop equating making jokes with bullying or criticism.
Most barber over there usually pray before they start...as s sort of thanks or sometimes just being cautious to their customers.happens in turkey, Japan, literally every else except in the US
Wonderful man who does his job honestly and knows his job well.The massage is infact very relaxing and good for Head aches and cervical related problems.
I feel like I just watched a piece of Avant-guarde Performance Art. The wink at the end, followed by imaginary applause in my head. Insanely brilliant! 🤗
An attendant gave me a head massage when I experienced a hellish headache whilst attending a large Bombay hospital with my husband who had cancer. By the time she was done the headache was over... Amazing. No pills.
I want a message like that! It looked to me to be so satisfying and mentally clarifying. I was mesmerized watching to the end. Your very talented and I could tell your not used to being on video. Bless you for showing us your talent. God be with you.
U are loved by God And he cares about u so much and wants u to turn to him today so that he can make miracles and Blessings happen? God loves u and the world so much that He sent his only son Jesus Christ to Die on the cross so that we could Have a relationship with him and not have to sacrifice anything and we can inherit Heaven and be forgiven for our sins and repent those sins? God has a plan for u and wants it to happen turn to him and he’ll change ur life in a better way than u could ever imagine He’s helped me with many things and will do the same to u Just turn to Him and he will give u rest and will protect u Because he wants to save u and give you his kingdom of Heaven because He loves and cares about u and died for u so that u wouldn’t have to go to Hell. God bless you and have a good Day❤️✝️🙏Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and be saved repent ur sins But it’s ur choice to make but Jesus is coming soon but it’s all ur choice to make God bless
Watching this make me want to go back and be a baby again. That is a complete care for the back and and head massage. I get nostalgic about bathing my kids when they were young.🙏🏽❤👏🏼👏🏼
I’m no Reiki Master, but it appears as if my mans just poured a bunch of random liquids and lotions onto this guys back and just rubbed it all around for ASMR purposes. Lol. But I’m not complaining.
Eso no es más que inventando, apuesto que ese no sabe la ubicación de las conecciones nerviosas. Todo es puro invento💩 No sé lleven, de todo lo que vean.
This popped up on RUclips and wow 17 million views 😂😂😂 what daaaa heck really. This shows people can literally be intertained by anything lol. Not sure who watch this stuff but hey this is the RUclipss haha
I understand how you might think that. I feel like if you focus on the physical sensation of how that ‘pretending’ would feel it doesn’t super matter how or why he moves. I see great skill here either way.🌞
I was trained in these therapies , I became that good I travelled and worked in many many five star spas , An injury to my hand stopped me from carrying on I know the thought process into this treatment n i vibe with it :)
The massage looked amazing, i just couldnt help but laugh at the end when he talked to the client and took few seconds to asnwer him, the guy looked like he was in the 7 th dimension.
It's cool to watch, but I can't get rid of a feeling that he's just doing random shit.
Petr Lohnický I believe that a lot of the “random shit” is utilized to stimulate that sort of 6th sense we have as patients where we get unexplainable tingles and feelings of enlightenment. The unconventionality of it, breaking the norm per se, is what intrigues us. I think :P
Especially the bit where he breaths I mean how annoying is that
He seems to know what he is doing so I don't think he's just making it up as he goes.
There's some movements that look similar to something called pranic healing but I'm leaning towards agreeing with you.
I’m totally agreeing with you on this lol
11:05 when fingerpainting is your passion and massage is your profession.
🤣🤣🤣 yeesss!
14:00 When stone carving is your passion and massage is your profession
Tim Krüger 😂
yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We can criticize and poke fun at "the show" all day long, but I respect how much genuine love and care these guys bring to their profession. There's a soul in peoples' professions that's missing here in the states.
Me too, I would love to have this massage..People who make fun of others are ignorant…It’s actually a skill.
You can make jokes without it being criticism... I too appreciate the passion and the time and effort that goes into the ritualistic performance of these massages but it doesn't mean I don't also find it funny when he rolled his eyes back for example. Or just generally making jokes about the powers he's drawing on to perform the massage. People need to stop equating making jokes with bullying or criticism.
it feels like he is very good at pretending he knows what he's doing
You can apply that to all "Mystic" Indian barbers, starting with and including Baba
Hard out
I want to see you do it?
Honestly, I, like Ahmed, were relieved while watching, and the video was long
@StarkMMO się inni inni kjkkkk tu Stuttgart 7 uuu
At 0:15 the way he held his two bottles, summoning the gods of random shit, was terribly unexpected 😂
😂😂😂😂
He’s just praying this guy doesn’t catch on that he has no idea what he’s doing
I guess it's part of the show🤣😂
Most barber over there usually pray before they start...as s sort of thanks or sometimes just being cautious to their customers.happens in turkey, Japan, literally every else except in the US
😂😂😂
This guy takes pride In his work. Very good work.
I don't care if he's doing random shit, I want it done to me and now!!
Agreed!
@Michael Scott 😅
This guy gets it
Istg
Exactly 😂😂😂
19:18 scared the hell out of me
🤦♀️why tf did I click on the time stamp lmao I jumped again😂
Sotoshi Koruto lmao
😂 i guess he is a Magician lol
Sotoshi Koruto haaahaha
Wonderful man who does his job honestly and knows his job well.The massage is infact very relaxing and good for Head aches and cervical related problems.
@@yuvrajmehta7744 you have to be joking if you think this massage is good for cervical related problems dude
" aight sir need a haircut?"
"nah i actually need to take a bath"
"say no more"
yo ryder where big smoke?
@@ihsanmahesa9321 telling CJ to follow the damn train
Me: What are you doing on my back??
Barber: Yes
literally lost my shit
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanessa A.C Navarro sorry to hear that. I hope you were able to save whatever pants you were wearing.
@@bozzwick thank you, sweetie
they couldn't be saved but will be forever in my mind
😂😂😂😂
Obrigado!
first indian video i watched which has no car and motorcycle noises honking all the time 😅😂.
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844 likes 😱😱 .... I'm famous ✌️😂 .. thanks guys 😉
So you are deaf
"all the time "
Joás Veiga *BEEP*
@@destinysauceda5312 😂😂😂
7:05
When he summoned his massage spirits, i knew the massage was going to be 🔥🔥🔥🔥
😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly
😂😂😂
Can we just talk about how he used dental floss to massage this guy's back?
2:38 Bro started giving him braids😂
LOL this guy is 100% just doing random shit... looks like he’s having fun tho
Getting paid for it too!!!
Chutiye kabhi India aa
Wish we had cool shit in the US like this.all we got is boring half arsed barber that charge too much and expects a tip lol
hi, i´m brazilian and i liked your work, you´re creative, this is it!
He is a professional, after that, the client feel like a new.
Good job, congratulations
When his eyes rolled to the back of his head when he prayed..Had to finish the whole vid after that
😂😂
My favorite reiki is when he acts like he knows what he’s doing. But actually is free styling it!!!!
Longtime fan and donator
Where is he
❤️❤️❤️
Many forms of Reiki.....as well as styles.....he is also doing a type of massage
As a migraine sufferer, I would love to have him do this to help relieve the symptoms
I thought the same!
0:45
Guy : Nice this gonna be so relaxing
The drawer :
😂😂
Your free trial of relaxation has ended
0:33 isn’t that how our moms used to wash our hair when we were little😂
Nope my head was bald when i was a baby so my mom would just slap it 😔
@@diorj1555 😂😂😂
حلاق زربه 🤣🤣🤣
She said little not baby
Regardless of the actual benefits the show is quite good.
I actually love the hair pulling part. I do that to myself sometimes. Feels so good.
Cato9 call me
Weird
Don’t it makes blood rush there causing swelling which could compress your brain basically killing brain cells
@@aperson925 Really? Where did you hear that?
@@mauia88 it's true
It may look random to those who are unaware but the barber is actually performing a very well executed Tnetennba. This is a very nice Tnetennba.
LOL spot on
No. That's not a tnetennba. The tnetennba uses counterclockwise swirls at 6:54. what we see here is clearly a xihuatenyeo.
@@shoeflytoo Wow, I can't believe I messed this up. Next round of milk is on me, sir.
Got me!
@@michaelscarn3053 yup
Respeto estas personas que se dedican a ejercer esa práctica de masaje. Mis respetos, el masajista sabe lo que está haciendo. Mis felicitaciones 😀
9:49 this man just straight up put Crest toothpaste on his back LOL
i mean j guess it is like a cooling gel
Wait 😂😂
6:54 I'm pretty sure he exorcised a demon from that boy. That's service.
🤣👏🏽..🤣👏🏽.. can't beared
I feel like I just watched a piece of Avant-guarde Performance Art. The wink at the end, followed by imaginary applause in my head. Insanely brilliant! 🤗
Me: so how long have you been doing this? Barber: yes
0:19 I’m dying laughing-
I’m screeching. I’m sorry but what the hell was that? 😂 the fly flying around him doesn’t help.
As you can see the fly went into the barber nose 😂
And it never came back
he was doing a short prayer actually, it looks weird and usually it’s without the spray bottles obviously but yup
grace ohh, thank you haha. was my comment offense then?? I didn’t know. I thought he was just doing what ever. Sorry~
ᄏᄏᄏ고고곰 its okay! many people don’t know that and explaining it only takes a minute, don’t worry!
Indians are of of the best when it comes to massage (Street) 😊
If you’ve gotta pray before you cut my hair , I’m outta this joint 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but all honesty I wish I had his hair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No capp😹😹
Ay pienso q duele cuando jala el pelo a mi me duele pasarme el cepillo 😿
Ay que rico se ve lo de la espalda
19:14 *ATTENTION HEADPHONE USERS*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh my soul left my body when i clicked on the timestamp😭😭😭
AHHH
Very good professional work, the client looks relaxed. Great work.
Though unconventional to me, I really get the sense this masseuse is a genius. Amazing multi-sensory relaxation!
I wonder how much he charged for that😂
Masseur* is for men.
Masseuse is for women.
An attendant gave me a head massage when I experienced a hellish headache whilst attending a large Bombay hospital with my husband who had cancer. By the time she was done the headache was over... Amazing. No pills.
Con que me agarren la cabeza ya me da sueño. Me pregunto porque no usa la toalla para limpiar la espalda?
I want a message like that! It looked to me to be so satisfying and mentally clarifying. I was mesmerized watching to the end. Your very talented and I could tell your not used to being on video. Bless you for showing us your talent. God be with you.
Yes you said what I wanted to say
Jajajaja haciendo eso, no esta con dios. Infórmese.
he is very used to being on video, they have made 100s of these videos.
How it started. 🧐📝👍📹
Anyone else thought he inhaled that fly at 0:19 ? Haha
Hahaha
Piano Tile Guy 🤣💀
HAHAHAHHA
He was trying not to make a coughing fit
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Anyone else got chills running through them from watching this and imagining how incredible it feels?
That is ASMR.
Я и сама не против на место парня.
U are loved by God And he cares about u so much and wants u to turn to him today so that he can make miracles and Blessings happen? God loves u and the world so much that He sent his only son Jesus Christ to Die on the cross so that we could Have a relationship with him and not have to sacrifice anything and we can inherit Heaven and be forgiven for our sins and repent those sins? God has a plan for u and wants it to happen turn to him and he’ll change ur life in a better way than u could ever imagine He’s helped me with many things and will do the same to u Just turn to Him and he will give u rest and will protect u Because he wants to save u and give you his kingdom of Heaven because He loves and cares about u and died for u so that u wouldn’t have to go to Hell. God bless you and have a good Day❤️✝️🙏Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and be saved repent ur sins But it’s ur choice to make but Jesus is coming soon but it’s all ur choice to make God bless
Fiquei pensando em como ele faria para a pele assimilar todo aquele creme
Podia fazer na barriga também , total relaxamento.
Lovely massage❤❤❤❤❤
I need this massage right now!!!
Go to India then
0:25 how girls put perfume on at school 😂😂💯
Love the traffic sounds in the background! Soo relaxing!
I love how intent and in the moment he is, putting his whole energy into it probably for a pittance...
ya but i think this for customer 😂😂😂😂
He is with his heart on work
Just like your retirement plan. How are your food stamps looking Kathryn?
42 Rupees
Bruh the dude is so violent with his hands he probably massaged off all of his own hair.
LOL
Lmao
Cackling lmao
🤣🤣🤣
For real men
Wow what a great barber I wish to visit India one day and get a barber like this one I am from Zambia Africa
10:00 I was all for it till he pulled out the tooth paste.
Dumb foreigners always jealous of indians and thier talent 😂😂😂😂
@@Vladimirlenin02 I just think he doesn't realize it was Lotiob
@@Vladimirlenin02 I don't think anybody is jealous...
@@Vladimirlenin02 😂 idiot spotted.
This type of over acting super power barbar are found in almost every corner of India 😂
@@Vladimirlenin02 lol what
Imagine if a pro massage therapist just walked in at like 20 minutes and the blue dude panicked and ran off!
😆😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👋
You are totally wrong. This man knows what he is doing. Its called Indian Champisssge. I am a certified head massager. This is so cool
@@greenlife4523 which user are you talking to
Watching this make me want to go back and be a baby again. That is a complete care for the back and and head massage. I get nostalgic about bathing my kids when they were young.🙏🏽❤👏🏼👏🏼
me: which cream are you going to use?
him: yes
I’m no Reiki Master, but it appears as if my mans just poured a bunch of random liquids and lotions onto this guys back and just rubbed it all around for ASMR purposes. Lol. But I’m not complaining.
Dylan Meek says something offensive : no offence
Abbas Ahmed bet you’re real fun at parties
🤣
Abbas Ahmed there’s legit nothing offensive about what he said
@@rach4410 right!?
At kenya watching your vlogs.. bigups master
Five people standing around:
This guy: bring everything that's liquid, in your bathrooms.
Lol
i wonder how the cameraman can hold his laugh 😂
Probaly a cultrual normity. It be like laughing at a back massage
😂😂😂😂
Why are Indians always so calm?
I would like to visit india
Wonderful, relaxing massage, I'd love a massage like this, this guy is so passionate about his job, big 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋❤️
Massage karani ho to only massage yha msg kare
Apasionado? Poseído...
He went from massaging his scalp to doing construction and making a side walk on his back! I’M DONE!!!! 😹💀🤣😂☠️
Primera vez que veo cómo hacen esa clase de masaje 💆♂️ y se me hizo muy relajante, excelente trabajo de la persona que lo hizo y felicidades 🎈🎊🍾🎉.👍🙏
Eso no es más que inventando, apuesto que ese no sabe la ubicación de las conecciones nerviosas. Todo es puro invento💩 No sé lleven, de todo lo que vean.
Es puro show, eso da vistas
Лайк, если искал комментарий на русском языке 😃
Боже, клиент то жив?
Он зубную пасту хуйнул ему на спину??
@@ArtemKorea7292 ол
@@ArtemKorea7292 зубной паста,😂😂🤣🤣
Сукааа,я нихера не понял что это было
13:30 now that’s how you get a chiseled back
I appreciate you
🤣🤣🤣
Omg I can't stop laughing😂😂
What are all the different creams and oils/liquids he is using?
Just watching this makes me feel good
0:45 relaxing af❤
I'm singleeee and available .🤣🤣🤣💪💪💪
This popped up on RUclips and wow 17 million views 😂😂😂 what daaaa heck really. This shows people can literally be intertained by anything lol. Not sure who watch this stuff but hey this is the RUclipss haha
13:14
when your first job is being a carpenter.
This is looking like Baba's massage parlour. RIP Baba the cosmic barber you left too soon.
Did he pass away? :(
All he’s missing is the “Relaxxx” RIP Cosmic Barber.
@@lordtomosdecree Yes. At about a year ago. Massimo (ASMR Barber) made a video back then.
Боже! Кто б мне такой массаж сделал!
Просто ужас, вообще, что это?
I feel relaxed just by watching this guy do massage
17:18 that boy said “the fuck all that noise?”
😂
9:50 did he just use toothpaste ?!
Vagisil
avener28 but isn’t vagisil for va- nvm
Yes...everthing 😳
Hi guys, will you come to Singapore open a shop for doing massage? I think you will make big money! 👏👏👏👏👏
Первый раз такое вижу! Вот это мастер!!! Наверно все болезни после этого массажа пройдут. Полный релакс!
Убегут 😆
Святой человек, вообще парикмахеры многие такие
Mas o que isso
RUSSIAN?!?!?!?!???????????????????!
@@frankocean9173 Индия
Who cares if he’s doing random shit? That random shit probably feels amazing
Sar aapka shop kahan per hai. you are really amazing hair massenger.😄👍👍👍👌👌👌
I really need a massage like this.
FANTASTIC !!!!
Me too! Where can I get one in Pennsylvania
As usual Reiki is a master in massage.
I understand how you might think that. I feel like if you focus on the physical sensation of how that ‘pretending’ would feel it doesn’t super matter how or why he moves. I see great skill here either way.🌞
19:18 casually dabs before breaking neck
That made me laugh way too much
This reminds me of asking my friend for a back massage and him doing random shit 😂
I was trained in these therapies ,
I became that good I travelled and worked in many many five star spas ,
An injury to my hand stopped me from carrying on
I know the thought process into this treatment n i vibe with it :)
Массаж делали мужику, а мурашки от удовольствия бежали у меня
Это счастье попасть на сеанс к такому мастеру
Здоровья, добра вам
Согласна, я бы тоже не отказалась от такого массажа и от просмотра правда мурашки
Просите своих мужей и жен,что бы делали массаж…
Reiki master with the new threads, and my man in the chair with the fresh trim, you guys are moving up 😎
Where in the UK could I get such a service?
4:28 what the f... wait, it’s 10 past midnight and I should sleep since about 2h
The twisting of the hair is what did me in😂😂😂😂but I bet that shit felt hella good
do they have this in California?
So I can go to the hair salon, get my hair and chiropractic appointment done in one? Sounds efficient
ASMR: 😏
Cabinet: im about to end this mans career 0:45
Kkkkkko
5:00 from this point I had ASMR, the massage looks like it was incredibly relaxing! ❤
Who else forgot what they came on youtube to actually search ?😂😂😂
Me!!! And its 2 o clock in the morning
Eu ia gostar dessa massagem também 😊👏👏
The massage looked amazing, i just couldnt help but laugh at the end when he talked to the client and took few seconds to asnwer him, the guy looked like he was in the 7 th dimension.
Я в начале подумал что парень пришёл на стрижку, а оказалось на массаж. Отличная работа 👍
Я тоже так подумала
Начал делать массаж головы, ну думаю чуток массажа и далее стрижка , а оказалось вон оно что🤣
😂😂
Que churuco más raro está haciendo ese Señor, queda uno asustado!
This man walk into a Home Depot with a blindfold and grabs his next instrument of randomness to use in a message
Really appreciate his work can you provide his address
Мои волосы при таких потягивания остались бы в руках мастера 😢😄
Волосы самого мастера, остались видимо, в руках другого мастера🤣
@@Severnoe_ this is so funny 😂😂😂
Мастер своего дела!Хотелось бы попасть к такому профессионалу!
🤣🤣🤣
Though man taking massage from him and I am feeling that relax aaaahaaaaa 😴😴
the audio on this is perfect