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  • @LordMiles
    @LordMiles  Месяц назад +539

    Thankyou for watching autistic adventurous friends,please like and subscribe!

    • @topbringusdingle
      @topbringusdingle Месяц назад +22

      I love you lord miles can i buy a lock of your hair

    • @samesaiwan9880
      @samesaiwan9880 Месяц назад +5

      When can I buy your hair?

    • @djemawalid-s8k
      @djemawalid-s8k Месяц назад +4

      @@LordMiles wait your selling hair?

    • @thegenzmindset7127
      @thegenzmindset7127 Месяц назад +1

      @LordMiles do a colab with Kurt Caz

    • @Guts-the-Berserker
      @Guts-the-Berserker Месяц назад +3

      Absolutely based. Which Austrian painter was your favorite? I saw other was the most popular answer but why not name them?
      😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

  • @Joseph32547
    @Joseph32547 Месяц назад +2345

    Also if your traveling with a female, or are a female, it is 4 times more important to avoid these places.

    • @Sceptonic
      @Sceptonic Месяц назад +352

      Especially India

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 Месяц назад +348

      @@Sceptonic big facts. remember the brazilian instathot that hung out with the talibros and was fine, but then got graped by 8 indians

    • @Sceptonic
      @Sceptonic Месяц назад +24

      @@zm1786 yep

    • @wallclock4648
      @wallclock4648 Месяц назад +44

      @@zm1786that’s actually insane

    • @syedmoiz2292
      @syedmoiz2292 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@zm1786No way, got an article or some shi?

  • @castle_45
    @castle_45 Месяц назад +4685

    Travel and you will become more open minded ❌
    Travel and become more racist ✅

    • @MayankPrasad111
      @MayankPrasad111 Месяц назад +413

      It's not racism if it's true. (I am indian)

    • @warweasel2832
      @warweasel2832 Месяц назад +123

      That's basically the history of the British Empire in a nutshell.

    • @whanua98
      @whanua98 Месяц назад +26

      only open minded if you travel for scientific study instead of socializing

    • @Hassprediger
      @Hassprediger Месяц назад +154

      It is time to see racism for what it is, a great communication tool to make friends all over the world.

    • @Staravora
      @Staravora Месяц назад +1

      Not just that, but you realize how racist and tribal everyone else is hell yuh

  • @graf
    @graf Месяц назад +2525

    not even 30 seconds and he's crossed Africa out
    banger incoming

    • @LordMiles
      @LordMiles  Месяц назад +130

      I miss you graf! I hope you're doing well in Poland!!

    • @CommunismEnjoyer
      @CommunismEnjoyer Месяц назад +3

      Sans granie

    • @SouthPeter98
      @SouthPeter98 Месяц назад +4

      Too slow 🤬

    • @graf
      @graf Месяц назад +16

      ​@@LordMiles I miss you too bro, we should go to Afghanistan.

    • @pvp216
      @pvp216 Месяц назад +1

      siema

  • @sb17899
    @sb17899 Месяц назад +992

    "Germany, it used to be good, I won't say what year it was good." based af

    • @lebaguette5393
      @lebaguette5393 Месяц назад +37

      Between 800 and 1517 AD

    • @GremlinsAndGnomes
      @GremlinsAndGnomes Месяц назад +18

      Between 800 and 1517.

    • @Ambander-p3x
      @Ambander-p3x Месяц назад

      @@lebaguette5393 Yeah because 700 years of Germans fighting each other was so good for them right.

    • @mesiroy1234
      @mesiroy1234 Месяц назад +1

      Obiuesly 1200 year

    • @kinda_spooky
      @kinda_spooky Месяц назад +22

      🙋🏻‍♂️⚡️⚡️

  • @rottenfruit7833
    @rottenfruit7833 Месяц назад +204

    Saying indonesia is just a muslim philipines is like saying ukraine is just a poorer russia. Its accurate but god damn that's a hellfire level roast.

    • @jagerbomb
      @jagerbomb Месяц назад +2

      Richer*

    • @user-pc5qj2ix2c
      @user-pc5qj2ix2c Месяц назад +12

      @@jagerbomb Poor and corrupt, even after this war they should never join EU.

    • @saloona_
      @saloona_ 26 дней назад +1

      @@jagerbombcountry 404 bud. It’s planned to be separated into bits. Lviv given to Poland and etcZz.

    • @epicmetod
      @epicmetod 22 дня назад

      Nice try Putinbot

    • @saloona_
      @saloona_ 22 дня назад

      @@epicmetodnato bootlicker

  • @MajorCanada
    @MajorCanada Месяц назад +1237

    Autism is a hell of a drug.

    • @el-gamer2773
      @el-gamer2773 Месяц назад +18

      From experience I agree

    • @elcidleon6500
      @elcidleon6500 Месяц назад +6

      It's very addictive btw

    • @dexterrr9163
      @dexterrr9163 Месяц назад

      Offended French indian up there 🤧☝🏻

    • @GuitarTunings33
      @GuitarTunings33 Месяц назад

      Same. Fr

    • @El-Djazir-Blobfish
      @El-Djazir-Blobfish Месяц назад +3

      ​@@elcidleon6500brother I've always got autism even when I was already born. we can't erase it, AND YET, I'M ONGEZELIG.

  • @mariolopez-oi2td
    @mariolopez-oi2td Месяц назад +1263

    The great english tradition of travelling all over the world and not liking it very much.

    • @yossarian_lives
      @yossarian_lives Месяц назад +23

      The Shire is the best. Hobbits rock.

    • @tzar-platnum
      @tzar-platnum Месяц назад +3

      its British tradition to visit the world stay with 1 country and be come the local tour guide in a American movie/or a smuggler

    • @yossarian_lives
      @yossarian_lives Месяц назад +9

      @@mariolopez-oi2td and realizing how ungrateful everyone is for the improvements that the British Empire gave to them.

    • @tick999
      @tick999 Месяц назад +2

      ​@yossarian_lives yeah but what did the Romans ever do for us?

    • @user-pc5qj2ix2c
      @user-pc5qj2ix2c Месяц назад

      I think your comment finally made me figure out, an idiot abroad is indeed satire.
      I was never sure what the point of the show was and wetter Karl is actually just stupid or being satirical but if that's tradition it all makes sense now.

  • @ho0t0w1
    @ho0t0w1 Месяц назад +2645

    "France: my least favorite Muslim country." 😂❤

    • @dexterrr9163
      @dexterrr9163 Месяц назад +12

      💀💀💀

    • @kingofstrangeness7014
      @kingofstrangeness7014 Месяц назад +69

      same but mines sweden

    • @swesleyc7
      @swesleyc7 Месяц назад +17

      The next VP of the USA just said that about England hahahaha.

    • @Fulcrumn9
      @Fulcrumn9 Месяц назад +37

      As the french say, "allah akbar"

    • @DisconnectedRoamer
      @DisconnectedRoamer Месяц назад +8

      The 2 religious minorities are Christianity and Islam but the Muslims are more active and passionate so although its secular, religiously talking, it's a muslim country 😂

  • @ChaosRagorA
    @ChaosRagorA Месяц назад +471

    "Germany used to be good, I won't say what year was good."

  • @iaminevitablethanos5168
    @iaminevitablethanos5168 Месяц назад +236

    The fact that New Zealand isn’t even on the map😭😭💀

    • @JJustMax
      @JJustMax Месяц назад +3

      LOL

    • @skylerstokman2869
      @skylerstokman2869 Месяц назад +8

      We're worth a visit big time ❤

    • @domesticterrorist483
      @domesticterrorist483 Месяц назад

      @@skylerstokman2869 Not unless you send horseface to the knackers yard first.

    • @hawkmoon5290
      @hawkmoon5290 Месяц назад +4

      Ask an American to point where it even is. I learned that shit last week

    • @patrickwentz8413
      @patrickwentz8413 Месяц назад +4

      I thought he was standing right in front of it the whole time.

  • @FlinkPoydFan
    @FlinkPoydFan Месяц назад +670

    Rather than banning him, the US state department should hire Lord Miles as a consultant.

  • @Pilps
    @Pilps Месяц назад +1357

    Imagine if the Lord Miles Empire created its own travel agent’s, but all it was is them sitting you down telling you how shit everywhere is.

    • @LordMiles
      @LordMiles  Месяц назад +234

      Tbf I am going to offer group tours to Afghanistan in winter 👀

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps Месяц назад +43

      @@LordMiles if I didn’t have a kid, partner and house to manage I would definitely take up that offer, maybe when the little one is a bit older and starting school 😎

    • @Bear15780
      @Bear15780 Месяц назад +22

      ​@@LordMiles does it come with a free visit to a talban jail because i am in.

    • @adamm2091
      @adamm2091 Месяц назад +9

      @@Pilps A surprise to see my favourite canon-lord here, but a welcome one

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Месяц назад +7

      @@Pilpsnot to mention all the map games to play. You forgot the hundreds and thousands of hours of total war gameplay.

  • @GlizzyGoblin757
    @GlizzyGoblin757 Месяц назад +668

    "Zimbabwe, used to Rhodesia, thats when it was good."

    • @TheDailyPause00
      @TheDailyPause00 Месяц назад +10

      Incredible

    • @tiaelago-oretukaumunika7017
      @tiaelago-oretukaumunika7017 Месяц назад +42

      It's a funny joke either way, but the killer is that black Zimbabweans often don't disagree by and large when I meet them.
      Realistically though, the high point was probably between 1979-1999

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 Месяц назад +36

      @@GlizzyGoblin757 my aunt and uncle got kicked out of Zimbabwe for being Christian teachers.
      A few years after they(Zimbabweans ) were starving again.

    • @theactualslapmaster2466
      @theactualslapmaster2466 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@tiaelago-oretukaumunika7017you mean during the genocides

    • @tiaelago-oretukaumunika7017
      @tiaelago-oretukaumunika7017 Месяц назад +2

      @@theactualslapmaster2466 good point. But it's that vs chemical warfare in the Bush

  • @uberfeel
    @uberfeel Месяц назад +144

    "Travel more" they said, "be cultured" they said, after visiting like 30+ countries it did completely the opposite to me, i don't wanna be cultured by others.

  • @coffeecalmdown
    @coffeecalmdown Месяц назад +54

    Immediately crosses out Africa. Absolutely based.

    • @BlazedBob
      @BlazedBob 28 дней назад +2

      @@Sleezy5711 No one moves to Africa and lives a happy life...

  • @thomasssveen8599
    @thomasssveen8599 Месяц назад +1478

    Bro is gonna get striked again once the indian horde assembles

    • @LordMiles
      @LordMiles  Месяц назад +230

      Na i took it down due to some editing errors before, never got strikes my dude :)

    • @NationalsocialistIndia
      @NationalsocialistIndia Месяц назад +9

      SAAAA

    • @fokof6169
      @fokof6169 Месяц назад +46

      Acting like people from india understand english and watch 20 minutes videos about visiting other countries on some small channel. sure thing man.

    • @iamunamed5800
      @iamunamed5800 Месяц назад +84

      @@LordMiles DO NOT REDEEM THE VIDEO SIR DO NOT!!!!

    • @iamunamed5800
      @iamunamed5800 Месяц назад +43

      @@NationalsocialistIndia SAAAAR* DO NOT REDEEM!!!

  • @digital_shitfest
    @digital_shitfest Месяц назад +643

    Palestine: ❌
    Israel: ❌
    Kingdom of Jerusalem: 🗿(All my homies love the Kingdom of Jerusalem)

    • @OfficialUKGov
      @OfficialUKGov Месяц назад +41

      British Mandate of Palestine ☕️🇬🇧

    • @MugroofAmeen
      @MugroofAmeen Месяц назад +16

      @@OfficialUKGov Crown Colony of Palestine

    • @OfficialUKGov
      @OfficialUKGov Месяц назад +13

      @@MugroofAmeen League of Nations wouldn't let us.

    • @digital_shitfest
      @digital_shitfest Месяц назад +6

      @@OfficialUKGov buy the League of Nations. :trollface:

    • @dwaynekeenum1916
      @dwaynekeenum1916 Месяц назад

      L

  • @Randomstuffs261
    @Randomstuffs261 Месяц назад +635

    Ukraine, North Korea, Afghanistan, Communist China and Madagascar... solid choices Miles

    • @brancaleone2933
      @brancaleone2933 Месяц назад

      Afghanistan is shit.

    • @devceropeolearw5441
      @devceropeolearw5441 Месяц назад +28

      Communist nah its state capitalist china

    • @Name-sj8hc
      @Name-sj8hc Месяц назад +21

      @@devceropeolearw5441 its was, now it's just a Authoritarian Capitalism state

    • @devceropeolearw5441
      @devceropeolearw5441 Месяц назад +6

      @@Name-sj8hc just like America 🥰 🥰

    • @MrDwarfdude
      @MrDwarfdude Месяц назад

      @@devceropeolearw5441 State capitalism is communism, lol.

  • @danupton5673
    @danupton5673 Месяц назад +247

    "A nuclear exchange between Pakistan & India - wouldn't bother me" 😂

    • @JBBrickman
      @JBBrickman Месяц назад +20

      Theoretically though, a nuclear exchange between Pakistan and India would produce enough smoke and debris to block out sunlight for at least two years on the whole planet. So it probably would end up bothering him.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien Месяц назад

      ​@@JBBrickmannah, reverse global warming, innit

    • @urielOrnstein
      @urielOrnstein Месяц назад +8

      @@JBBrickman BUT, no more India or Pakistan. Good deal, I say.

    • @jwt1035
      @jwt1035 Месяц назад

      An Indian friend of mine said this about his former country. “The US and Russia should use all their nukes to wipe India off the map. The only things they make are pollution and babies.” Lmao

    • @ChrisLee1353-c6e
      @ChrisLee1353-c6e Месяц назад +2

      @@JBBrickman Nah dude that just helps out with climate change so we all good.

  • @TheDigitalBook
    @TheDigitalBook 25 дней назад +16

    He forgot that india is largest producer of antivirals. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pastormartinsempai6371
      @pastormartinsempai6371 23 дня назад +1

      Oru oomb vech kodukk😊😊😊😊

    • @TheDigitalBook
      @TheDigitalBook 23 дня назад

      @@pastormartinsempai6371
      പാന൦ചെയ്ക കളകളാരവത്താൽ
      തവജനനീഭഗശിശ്നികദാസനാ൦വിധ൦.

    • @TheDigitalBook
      @TheDigitalBook 23 дня назад

      @@pastormartinsempai6371 പാന൦ചെയ്ക കളകളാരവത്താൽ
      തവജനനീഭഗശിശ്നികദാസനാ൦വിധ൦.

  • @springheeljak145
    @springheeljak145 Месяц назад +453

    The most authentic Anglo-Saxon left on earth

  • @johnwhereareyou
    @johnwhereareyou Месяц назад +1138

    "Scary truth guys 25% chance you're born an Indian" 🤣

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage Месяц назад +119

      Please let reincarnation be a lie

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 Месяц назад +65

      ​@MaxiemumKarnage I'm pretty sure they consider coming back as Indian again a bad roll too.

    • @purpleelemental3955
      @purpleelemental3955 Месяц назад

      ​​@@MaxiemumKarnageit is apparently an INDIAN lie because it probably sucks being an indian lol

    • @James.E41
      @James.E41 Месяц назад +13

      There's no way there's that many, they're not counting properly. It's a flex they do to stop being picked on.

    • @TimtheEnchanter25
      @TimtheEnchanter25 Месяц назад +19

      And what are the chances of being born into an ethnic group consisting of merely 5 million people world wide. How lucky I am to be born a Georgian... Right? .. right?

  • @JJ-si4qh
    @JJ-si4qh Месяц назад +417

    I've been to 67 countries. There are maybe about 20 countries worth visiting. Everything else is basically garbage

    • @Notlarsenmccleary
      @Notlarsenmccleary Месяц назад +18

      Plz list them

    • @liarizkapratiwi
      @liarizkapratiwi Месяц назад +21

      I’ve been to almost 50 and I’m totally agree with you.

    • @AutonomousPlayground
      @AutonomousPlayground Месяц назад

      good to see both your stupidity and western-centrism in one neatly packaged comment. Must be a fun philosophy to live by young man

    • @Schranz87
      @Schranz87 Месяц назад +33

      all the countrys are most in Europe kek

    • @devceropeolearw5441
      @devceropeolearw5441 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@Schranz87Are you saying france and uk is worth visiting?????

  • @lukefriesenhahn8186
    @lukefriesenhahn8186 Месяц назад +47

    According to this guy:
    Japan: (Societal epidemic of porn and pedaphilia)✅
    Ireland: (Has Potatoes)❌

    • @QazwsEdx-c7p
      @QazwsEdx-c7p Месяц назад +14

      i mean, he's British

    • @Andy-ke2xd
      @Andy-ke2xd 28 дней назад

      Are British stereotypically pdfile?

    • @lukefriesenhahn8186
      @lukefriesenhahn8186 28 дней назад

      @@Andy-ke2xd Idk man, why ask me?

    • @QazwsEdx-c7p
      @QazwsEdx-c7p 26 дней назад +1

      @@Andy-ke2xd yes. British g¡¬000M|NNG G/-\N@$ have 🍇🍇🍇🍇'd 100000s of young girls in Rotherham

    • @sethivaltas619
      @sethivaltas619 25 дней назад

      @@Andy-ke2xd cathol- ......

  • @jayantkumar1741
    @jayantkumar1741 28 дней назад +28

    Is he the guy who was dropping nukes on India??

  • @obamacare9681
    @obamacare9681 Месяц назад +349

    I love how miles straight up tells the truth about the aboriginals lmao

    • @ConnorHogan-d8g
      @ConnorHogan-d8g Месяц назад +5

      It's satire man

    • @dayron9802
      @dayron9802 Месяц назад +58

      @@ConnorHogan-d8g That's the point of satire. To convey the message of truth in a comical fashion.

    • @calus_bath_water
      @calus_bath_water Месяц назад +67

      As a half abo it's genuinly fucking true, it's annoying how whenever somebody mentions the aboriginals doing shitty things they just get called racist and get ignored

    • @quaygrass6212
      @quaygrass6212 Месяц назад +2

      @@calus_bath_waterI mean it is true, who holds the blame is what‘s debatable

    • @CaptainFellowship
      @CaptainFellowship Месяц назад +3

      Don’t be Rama Rama

  • @jazztheglass6139
    @jazztheglass6139 Месяц назад +344

    Ethiopia was colonized by Italy for a few years
    Liberia, the freed slaves set up one of the first apartheid regimes in Africa

    • @norXmal
      @norXmal Месяц назад +65

      "You lot sold us, we're just getting our redemption."

    • @mohamejd
      @mohamejd Месяц назад +16

      I think u are confusing eritrea with Ethiopia. They tried to invade them but failed as far as i know

    • @obrnenydrevokocur9344
      @obrnenydrevokocur9344 Месяц назад +7

      @@mohamejd They failed the first time, but won in the 1930s

    • @jazztheglass6139
      @jazztheglass6139 Месяц назад +36

      @@mohamejd Ethiopia is Africa's oldest independent country and its second largest in terms of population. Apart from a five-year occupation by Mussolini's Italy, it has never been colonised..
      Occupation by a foreign military for 5 years. I'd call that colonisation. 20 years ago a Ethiopian friend conceded that, yes it was a very brief colonisation. He was very proud of the Ethiopian Christian church though. One of the worlds oldest, if not the oldest

    • @imgreen2563
      @imgreen2563 Месяц назад +1

      @@jazztheglass6139 It is not the oldest, the Armenians/Egyptians were first.

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 Месяц назад +332

    >india gets crossed out second, shortly followed by Canada
    This man has my full faith and confidence.

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist Месяц назад +21

      Hello sarrrr welcome to Singh Horton

    • @rollingthunderinho
      @rollingthunderinho Месяц назад +1

      Aren’t Indians only 10% of Canadas population?

    • @SomeGoatedPerson
      @SomeGoatedPerson Месяц назад +6

      @@rollingthunderinhoin the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) they’re the majority from what I can see. Thousands of Indians come here every week. Go ask one and they’ll say smth like they came a month ago. Leave that area and they’ll shift from majority, to second biggest race, to a minority. Canadians complain online from racism, unless you live in the GTA there aren’t many.

    • @gareginnzhdehhimself
      @gareginnzhdehhimself Месяц назад +1

      Parts of Toronto look like Dehli

    • @aryansociety108
      @aryansociety108 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@rollingthunderinho7% or less

  • @jasonsangwin4006
    @jasonsangwin4006 Месяц назад +25

    Canada - “it’s expensive for what it is”
    That’s the most accurate description of the country, from a Canadian

    • @user-pc5qj2ix2c
      @user-pc5qj2ix2c Месяц назад

      Wouldn't expect much more from a country that is so talented in flying under everyone's radar.

  • @jorgeluisalvarezrodriguez5860
    @jorgeluisalvarezrodriguez5860 Месяц назад +43

    Spain was CaveMAXXING

  • @Felinal_19
    @Felinal_19 Месяц назад +278

    As a white man born in Nigeria. I fully agree with Herr Miles. I was almost stolen as a baby and held for ransom and we couldn't tell the police because they were pre-paid to ignore our situation. After like a year when we tried to drive to the airport to literally leave the military put stingers in the road and tried to take our water. Not money. WATER. My parents had to argue with them for half an hour until they gave up and let us pass. If it wasn't for their perseverance I would have been on LiveLeak

    • @Sam-rr4ek
      @Sam-rr4ek Месяц назад +37

      Thats fucking wild

    • @Sam-rr4ek
      @Sam-rr4ek Месяц назад +22

      I hope all is well with you and your family

    • @AA-es8vy
      @AA-es8vy Месяц назад +11

      Same

    • @Sam-rr4ek
      @Sam-rr4ek Месяц назад +10

      @@AA-es8vy i hope all is well with you

    • @Efsaaneh
      @Efsaaneh Месяц назад

      sooo does that mean you got 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴?

  • @Justin3
    @Justin3 Месяц назад +218

    Lord Miles used the correct Afghanistan flag this time around 🙏🙏🙏

    • @LordMiles
      @LordMiles  Месяц назад +80

      Thank you! Grilled my editor on this haha

    • @Axidentally0nPurpose
      @Axidentally0nPurpose Месяц назад +1

      That is the right one

    • @Marcus.22823
      @Marcus.22823 27 дней назад

      ​@@LordMiles mile need queen lizard milk 😂😂😂😂

  • @altekamerad
    @altekamerad Месяц назад +206

    1:58 "American slaves were freed to Liberia and they built NOTHIN" Jolly good show as per usual Lord Miles

    • @ik2254
      @ik2254 Месяц назад

      They did build.
      The same slaving society they escaped from.
      Only far worse

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial Месяц назад +30

    I went to rural minnesota once and saw a very drunk guy wearing suspenders with a checkered shirt with a bleeding arm get thrown out of a bar.
    10/10 experience.

  • @nintendostyle3500
    @nintendostyle3500 Месяц назад +15

    “It’s nice to visit the talibros, because they’re not our talifoes” - Lord Miles

  • @rapesonmybestie
    @rapesonmybestie Месяц назад +90

    You forgot Hyperborea

  • @olivius8891
    @olivius8891 Месяц назад +196

    Indian Navy just lost one of their best ships to incompetence you have a clear shot at North Sentinel Island.

    • @cooganalaska
      @cooganalaska Месяц назад +23

      Yeh, and USA just lost billions in aircraft, rolling units, stockpiles by just leaving it in Afghanistan. Exponentially greater level of incompetence than Indian Navy.

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 Месяц назад +31

      @@cooganalaska to be fair, at least those weapons will be put to good use by the talibros.

    • @AnUnknownPlayer.
      @AnUnknownPlayer. Месяц назад

      @@cooganalaskaand? You realize to us, thats literal pocket change right? We’re not a third world piss pot like India, now are we? NO, we’re one of the strongest militaries on the planet and have some of the strongest influence around. India doesn’t even have sewage lines. But go off

    • @akkunair9392
      @akkunair9392 Месяц назад +1

      @@zm1786 dunno about that, talibro's aint lookin so hot in all the other basic amenities here such as basic medicine and food, they got guns sure and helicopters too but how many of them actually know how to operate these properly?

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Месяц назад +8

      For as much plot armor as Miles has I don't actually like his odds on NSentinel island. Unless he walks up armed with the "wake up it's modernity calling" mindset he's almost certainly going to catch a spear through the chest.
      It's entirely accurate to call the people there violently isolationist savages.

  • @BrandonM
    @BrandonM Месяц назад +210

    Real map enthusiast I see, real map enthusiasts know new Zealand is fake and gay and is better left out.

    • @LordMiles
      @LordMiles  Месяц назад +99

      I hate to point it out but I can never label myself a MAP enthusiast, God bless your innocence for not thinking of it

    • @imnotreal1175
      @imnotreal1175 Месяц назад

      @@LordMiles Just don't acknowledge their bullshit and call them what they are, not what (((they))) call themselfs.

    • @goonfish1704
      @goonfish1704 Месяц назад

      You can just apply the state of affairs Miles described in Canada to New Zealand. A lot of Indians (mainly high-caste ones who occasionally enslave the odd Dalit employee) in between very angry boomers and crack addled natives. Probably not worth it unless you wanted to just tick EVERY country off your list

    • @yamezspeedruns2834
      @yamezspeedruns2834 Месяц назад +7

      @@LordMiles nah MAP enthusiasts are based, you just won't admit it because you're scared of being cancelled, Major L.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor Месяц назад +12

      As an Australian, they'll like the poorer wimpy version of us.

  • @rajsarthi3650
    @rajsarthi3650 14 дней назад +2

    England is like the Wi-Fi signal at a coffee shop-strong in the past, but these days, it’s just painfully slow and keeps dropping the ball!

  • @robmurphy806
    @robmurphy806 Месяц назад +19

    Next time you go to Ireland, especially Ulster, make sure you tell everyone "Tiocfaidh ár lá", it means "God save the queen" in Irish.

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 Месяц назад +9

      The Troubles Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.

  • @limetime2570
    @limetime2570 Месяц назад +67

    The end product looks like battle plans...

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame Месяц назад

      I mean, the part in the Americas literally were war plans . . .

  • @xX__ErectDiddyP445__Xx
    @xX__ErectDiddyP445__Xx Месяц назад +119

    Reupload goes crazy

    • @karlobozac9731
      @karlobozac9731 Месяц назад +6

      Why was it reupload?

    • @Bennary
      @Bennary Месяц назад +9

      @@karlobozac9731He said it wasn’t based enough the first time and he kidnapped his editors family members

  • @tdestroyer1882
    @tdestroyer1882 Месяц назад +94

    2:06 Zimbabwe, used to be Rhodesia. That’s when it was good”
    Bro is gonna be lucky if he survives the next 24 hours

    • @ILOVEDHskateboarding
      @ILOVEDHskateboarding Месяц назад +7

      He survived

    • @dima_r6
      @dima_r6 Месяц назад +9

      Rhodesia is based

    • @reliantbelial2341
      @reliantbelial2341 Месяц назад +3

      The zimbabuean hitmen were all starving, i don't know why tho, they'r all multi millionnaires

  • @Absolute_Goblin
    @Absolute_Goblin Месяц назад +17

    "France is my least favorite muslim country" lmao love you Miles.

  • @rajsarthi3650
    @rajsarthi3650 14 дней назад +2

    England’s weather is like their football team-gray, disappointing, and everyone pretends it’s going to get better next year.

  • @AlexCat_Videos
    @AlexCat_Videos Месяц назад +153

    Miles is so freaking based
    I love you Miles

  • @rhydianhughes789
    @rhydianhughes789 Месяц назад +66

    Wales not existing was absolutely the correct choice.

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist Месяц назад +4

      Whose England is that Wales? 🤔
      Whose shoes are those trainers?
      That paper you’re sitting on, are you reading it?

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame Месяц назад +2

      I'm not from the UK, but to be honest I always forget that Wales exists whenever the UK comes up. England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, that's what the three lions were about, innit?

    • @rhydianhughes789
      @rhydianhughes789 Месяц назад

      @@DefaultFlame I don't think the three lions are representative of those three nations, they're an English symbol rather than a UK-wide symbol.

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame Месяц назад

      @@rhydianhughes789 It was a joke.

    • @rhydianhughes789
      @rhydianhughes789 Месяц назад

      @@DefaultFlame righto, sorry, it went over my head.

  • @Richard-ud4fw
    @Richard-ud4fw Месяц назад +267

    If you concentrate very carefully, you can hear one billion Indians screaming 'No saaaarrrr' after watching this video.

    • @jaymills817
      @jaymills817 Месяц назад +35

      DO NOT REDEEEEEM

    • @DisconnectedRoamer
      @DisconnectedRoamer Месяц назад +8

      So glad I'm not part of the 25%

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist Месяц назад +2

      A true tragedy for call centres around the world (nah just India)

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame Месяц назад

      What does "no sar" even mean?

    • @spunkush
      @spunkush Месяц назад

      It's how to make fun of Indians by mocking their English. Mainly because in India they use the equivalent of "sir" often. So when they speak English they say " Sir" a lot.​@@DefaultFlame

  • @JaanuJanu-io1if
    @JaanuJanu-io1if 27 дней назад +16

    Ur beggar i know. India is great country

    • @obvious-troll
      @obvious-troll 27 дней назад +10

      Yes I'm redeeming the card

    • @PriyanshuKumar-fu8it
      @PriyanshuKumar-fu8it 24 дня назад +1

      ​@@obvious-troll least obv troll ac ..mf had to make a another ac to troll 😭🙏

    • @obvious-troll
      @obvious-troll 24 дня назад

      @@PriyanshuKumar-fu8it Im from Bihar

  • @ApulicaOfficial
    @ApulicaOfficial 29 дней назад +18

    this guy needs subscriber in views so going against India.. as simple as that

  • @timaltstadt824
    @timaltstadt824 Месяц назад +33

    AS A GERMAN, THE FRENCH BAN IS MY FAVORITE.

  • @notfunny3397
    @notfunny3397 Месяц назад +60

    Look up germany cr*me rate by year on a graph.
    Huge downward spike after 2016, and huge upward spike after 2022.
    Two groups of people from 2 countries, one under turkey, and the other beside poland, are usually blamed for these cr*mes.
    Usually the wrong group is blamed i think. Pretty surprising, but ask anyone who works in construction jobs in poland or germany, which group is more problematic.

    • @Austrveg
      @Austrveg Месяц назад +6

      Can confirm, am construction worker that does night shifts guarding shit..

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage Месяц назад +2

      Interesting

    • @Bozebo
      @Bozebo Месяц назад +5

      I mean bitcoin transaction logs prove without a shadow of a doubt they are infact the same group.

    • @Ambander-p3x
      @Ambander-p3x Месяц назад +9

      "Downward spike after 2016"
      They just stopped prosecuting crime lmao
      Its been nonstop increasing in reality as long as foreigners have been coming in, anyone who goes outside in a city can see and experience this

    • @notfunny3397
      @notfunny3397 4 дня назад

      @@Ambander-p3x it's crime rate, not prosecution rate or arrests per capita or whatever.

  • @glitchvlogs6597
    @glitchvlogs6597 Месяц назад +39

    as filipino, we will take your advice into heart and connect all of our islands, thanks!

  • @rajsarthi3650
    @rajsarthi3650 14 дней назад +2

    Western dudes be like, "I’m a free spirit," but the only thing they’ve liberated is their Wi-Fi password to impress a girl who blocked them two days later.

  • @PRINCE__GAMING__007
    @PRINCE__GAMING__007 28 дней назад +59

    This is the man who used burka to run from afganistan 😂😂

  • @michaelwandererofthewilds9091
    @michaelwandererofthewilds9091 Месяц назад +39

    We need more schizo rants

  • @GAIVSCALIGVLA
    @GAIVSCALIGVLA Месяц назад +114

    13:00 guys it’s ok, the other Austrian was Falco. Miles is still upset about his death, that’s why he couldn’t name him.

    • @Brooyah
      @Brooyah Месяц назад +13

      Amadeus: rocked ;(

    • @GAIVSCALIGVLA
      @GAIVSCALIGVLA Месяц назад +11

      @@BrooyahDer Kommisar is gone but not forgotten. ✝️

    • @unncommonsense
      @unncommonsense Месяц назад +1

      Jeannah! quit livin' on dreams...

  • @ryantron9
    @ryantron9 Месяц назад +65

    3:34 “Canadians are mostly assholes” yeah you’re right. We’re not “polite” we’re passive aggressive.

    • @Bozebo
      @Bozebo Месяц назад +7

      Same in Scotland and Ireland, everyone else just doesn't know they've been insulted 103 times in a simple momentary greeting.

    • @sadsenmmxvi
      @sadsenmmxvi Месяц назад +12

      I swear to god we have such a massive superiority complex against the US for no reason, also yeah that Indian comment physically hurt by how true it is

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist Месяц назад +7

      Albertans and small town BC & Sask are the best Canadians.

    • @IronAxeGaming1
      @IronAxeGaming1 Месяц назад +1

      @@JesusFriedChrist yep the only truly Canadian people left.

    • @rollingthunderinho
      @rollingthunderinho Месяц назад

      @@sadsenmmxvimaybe because Canada truly is superior to the U.S.? Lol

  • @kinda_spooky
    @kinda_spooky Месяц назад +9

    “there’s two austrians i really like, one of them i can’t name” actually based 💀

  • @baccichan2497
    @baccichan2497 Месяц назад +17

    So refreshing to see somone being honest and unafraid, nice work Lord Miles

  • @jeffreyflees2484
    @jeffreyflees2484 Месяц назад +143

    THE INDIAN HORDE IS GOING TO ASSEMBLE AGAIN WATCH OUT MILES

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage Месяц назад +34

      Listening to this while at a gym in Canada with two poopjeets screaming at each other on either side of me 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳

    • @colinhollenbeck5682
      @colinhollenbeck5682 Месяц назад

      ​@@MaxiemumKarnage Jai Hind

    • @ivanpejic5103
      @ivanpejic5103 Месяц назад

      @@MaxiemumKarnageyeah it’s crazy , fuckers are everywhere .

    • @ashes4ashes174
      @ashes4ashes174 Месяц назад

      saar give me white woman saar

    • @sadsenmmxvi
      @sadsenmmxvi Месяц назад +1

      Too busy working at Tim Hortons and watching T-Series

  • @vladimirmihnev9702
    @vladimirmihnev9702 Месяц назад +23

    You are from Birmingham. Now I get why you have a dead wish!

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Месяц назад +100

    Making friends with the Taliban by selling their merch and giving positive PR is easily the funniest thing ever.
    That’s something an old South Park character would do.

  • @rajsarthi3650
    @rajsarthi3650 14 дней назад +2

    Western dudes love to say, "We built the modern world," but can’t change a tire without calling roadside assistance. They colonized half the planet for spices and still can’t season their food. 😂😂😂 LAMO

    • @TimtheEnchanter25
      @TimtheEnchanter25 12 дней назад +2

      Racist Indian seething. MuH SeAsOniNg. Where did that first stereotype come from btw? First time I'm hearing about that. Did you just make that up yourself right here and now?

  • @vijaytellslinesevergreen2086
    @vijaytellslinesevergreen2086 28 дней назад +11

    It's India's national space day today .moon data has been released for public it's free, british people would like it

    • @obvious-troll
      @obvious-troll 27 дней назад +2

      Britain was the 3rd nation to achieve orbit

    • @Dusty0000
      @Dusty0000 26 дней назад +1

      India is on the land of moon
      1st to land on far side of moon
      You talking about orbit nah man..​@@obvious-troll

    • @globex1109
      @globex1109 26 дней назад +6

      ​@@obvious-trollthe brottish people who stole the Kohinoor from India

    • @obvious-troll
      @obvious-troll 26 дней назад +1

      @@globex1109 It doesnt even belong to India, its from Afghanistan or Pakistan and it was a gift to Queen Victoria
      A GIFT!

    • @obvious-troll
      @obvious-troll 26 дней назад

      @@globex1109 Do not redeem the diamond!!

  • @avus-kw2f213
    @avus-kw2f213 Месяц назад +28

    I really appreciate that you can tell that a lot of fear went into the editing which really increases the quality

  • @mrttripz3236
    @mrttripz3236 Месяц назад +27

    I live in South Africa. Don’t be a baby, a little mugging builds character Lord Miles!

    • @Sam-rr4ek
      @Sam-rr4ek Месяц назад

      How the f u c k can you live there

    • @J3sixty
      @J3sixty Месяц назад

      Is PE chill?

    • @mrttripz3236
      @mrttripz3236 Месяц назад

      @@J3sixty define chill

  • @saloona_
    @saloona_ Месяц назад +27

    I respect this guy for saying the truth about some things❤❤❤

  • @death-clicker3051
    @death-clicker3051 24 дня назад +12

    Your country🇬🇧 promoting LGBT🌈🏳️‍🌈😂😂😂 atleast we don't have this type of bond

  • @obvious-troll
    @obvious-troll Месяц назад +60

    "I hate Israel"
    "So you must support Palestine right?"
    "You must support Palestine right?"
    🇬🇧

  • @ilijakovacevic9977
    @ilijakovacevic9977 Месяц назад +62

    Thank you Miles for wanting a united Yugoslavia

    • @LordMiles
      @LordMiles  Месяц назад +28

      Don't ask me about my war crimes in Bosnia haha

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@LordMiles Bosanska Artiljerija cover when?

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 Месяц назад +3

      @@ilijakovacevic9977 Yugoslavia was one of the strongest and prestigious countries in the world. Now the divided states are known as alcoholic criminals

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist Месяц назад +3

      All of the slavs that removed the kebabs and the ones that don’t poo in the loo 🎵

  • @rahjah6958
    @rahjah6958 Месяц назад +14

    7:03 couldn’t say it better

  • @irish7460
    @irish7460 Месяц назад +26

    lmao that bit about the aborigine. Been here for 15yrs now. It's true.

    • @LordMiles
      @LordMiles  Месяц назад +11

      Honestly they're trouble

  • @ibrahimdevx
    @ibrahimdevx Месяц назад +17

    funny how this all started on 4chan

  • @paulmikkeltaka102
    @paulmikkeltaka102 Месяц назад +5

    As a Bangladeshi. I agree with your thoughts with my Land, Lord Miles

  • @RhiannonSenpai
    @RhiannonSenpai Месяц назад +48

    1:10 Actually, Ethiopia along with Egypt has the richest history and culture of all of Africa. Being one of the few African countries along with Liberia that haven't been colonized says a lot. Also the only majority Christian Orthodox country in Africa. Ethiopia just can't stop winning. I think Egypt is a tad overrated so if I were to visit one African country it would be Ethiopia.

    • @kingbullyrock8739
      @kingbullyrock8739 Месяц назад +17

      If Ethiopia so great, why do people keep leaving?

    • @Alltagundso
      @Alltagundso Месяц назад +7

      ​@@kingbullyrock8739 The topic is tourism, you genius.

    • @RhiannonSenpai
      @RhiannonSenpai Месяц назад +23

      @@kingbullyrock8739 Where did I say "Ethiopia is great"? I just said that if I were to visit an African country it would be Ethiopia because I like history and there is a lot of history and architecture there to explore and is safer than other African countries, especially those in Subsaharan Africa. It's not Europe levels of safety, not even Rwanda and Botswana levels of safety (the safest countries in Subsaharan Africa) but it's safer than most African countries. And the people seem genuinely good hearted and more chill. They have followed Orthodox Christianity for more than a thousand years after all. They don't follow you around acting all shady like what happened to China Mac in Kenya. While Ethiopia isn't the most developed African country I have high expectations from it, unlike another big African country like Nigeria. Nigeria is way too chaotic and way more tribal. They also have way less culture than Ethiopia. If Ethiopia puts more effort in their tourism industry as well as infrastructure it will have a bright future. Not something I feel about most of the rest of Subsaharan Africa (Rwanda and Botswana are the exceptions).

    • @imgreen2563
      @imgreen2563 Месяц назад +2

      Liberia is a colony of America...

    • @RhiannonSenpai
      @RhiannonSenpai Месяц назад

      @@imgreen2563 Nope, the enslaved African Americans were sent to Liberia to have their own country.

  • @Uber_Markus
    @Uber_Markus Месяц назад +44

    "Madagascar, great movie ✅" 😂

  • @TaaKissa
    @TaaKissa Месяц назад +24

    the editor cut out what you said about Finland >:(

  • @ViNaYaK12369
    @ViNaYaK12369 24 дня назад +4

    Chill down guys atleast hes aware that he has autism

  • @summers232
    @summers232 Месяц назад +11

    There's only a few places in the world a sensible person would ever want to go to

  • @rizzlla
    @rizzlla Месяц назад +24

    How did you get Australia spot on 😂😂

  • @n0msayn
    @n0msayn Месяц назад +16

    Odd that there are no RUclips disclaimers with links to Wikipedia about anything on this video. That must mean google agrees with this man.

  • @harvestgaming6616
    @harvestgaming6616 28 дней назад +15

    You cannot do anything to INDIA

  • @amankumar-or9ly
    @amankumar-or9ly 28 дней назад +15

    I love india❤❤🎉

  • @TryImagining
    @TryImagining Месяц назад +11

    Bro is immune to getting cancelled 💀

    • @Skrenja
      @Skrenja Месяц назад +1

      Skull emoji fax machine on god no cap fr bro

  • @seanwieland9763
    @seanwieland9763 Месяц назад +7

    6:10 “London. It’s not even English, innit?”

  • @LtCheeseWhiz
    @LtCheeseWhiz Месяц назад +99

    Do a race Tier list

  • @shahmirjalal_999
    @shahmirjalal_999 Месяц назад +15

    Man u should make history videos. It's just entertaining to listen the way u explain stuffs so straight away 😂

  • @rajsarthi3650
    @rajsarthi3650 14 дней назад +2

    Western dudes be like: "I’ve traveled the world," but they mean Cancun, Bali, and that one time they got lost in a Walmart.

  • @-------1012
    @-------1012 29 дней назад +7

    When i came to know he is British
    Ahh.. okay.. understandable.

  • @overdriveoutershaxson1837
    @overdriveoutershaxson1837 Месяц назад +10

    0:29 teacher: if you could remove any place on earth where would it be?
    Me:

  • @LKD70
    @LKD70 Месяц назад +33

    "Serbia, and all these weird countries.. They should form again" ;-;

    • @Sam-rr4ek
      @Sam-rr4ek Месяц назад +6

      Yugoslavia was great but i've been informed that tito took 50 imf loans and that western europeans have a romance over yugoslavia like me but i still think from what i can gather that it was a great place.

    • @ajmohrvatski
      @ajmohrvatski Месяц назад +10

      @@Sam-rr4ek Yugoslavia was great for Serbs but shite for everyone else lol. Slovenia is much better off than it was in Yugo, Croatia is significantly better off in most ways as well. Bosnia is...well... Bosnia

    • @Sam-rr4ek
      @Sam-rr4ek Месяц назад +2

      @@ajmohrvatski ahhhh...thank you, you gave me honest information i appreciate it, yeah slovenia is now a hidden gem, croatia well its REALLY beautiful and bosnia idk i knew like 1 bosnian and he was good idk.
      If you have any questions you want to ask feel free to do so i want to return the favor, although i may not know anything relevant to what you want.

  • @brad5426
    @brad5426 Месяц назад +7

    I would like Lord Miles to redo this video but dressed in Khaki British uniform and talk about Africa and India exclusively for hours.

    • @Dark_kage
      @Dark_kage Месяц назад +1

      Could be a cool part 2 he could also do Japan.

  • @warrior_2024
    @warrior_2024 24 дня назад +4

    kyu bhaiyon kaisa laga ab jab BIHAR aur UP ke bande delhi mumbai jate hain to unhe bhi aap aise hi treat karte ho na ab jab firangi apne desh ke saath kar rahen hain to kya hi dikkat hai hame to apne state ke bare mien racist remarks sun ne ki aadat hai ab apne desh pe sun raha hu to bura lag raha hai

    • @ayushthakur2919
      @ayushthakur2919 24 дня назад +1

      Haa tu apni bhadaash nikal le...mai bhi UP kaa hu mujhe toh koi aise treat nahi karta!

  • @Mihkelwastaken
    @Mihkelwastaken Месяц назад +25

    Im American, a texan to be exact (i love my state). And i love you miles. Your amazing. Your videos are always so entertaining and me and my girl always watch when theres a new drop.

    • @Mihkelwastaken
      @Mihkelwastaken Месяц назад

      Love you miles. Keep doing what you do..

    • @Jakub680
      @Jakub680 Месяц назад

      Texas has a fire history. Was Mexico then become it’s own country unfortunately the Yankees came

  • @mantisshadow8990
    @mantisshadow8990 Месяц назад +6

    "Germany, used to be good but I wont say what year they used to be good" 💀

  • @NateWongSongs
    @NateWongSongs Месяц назад +11

    This is soo unhinged 😆

  • @ayushthakur2919
    @ayushthakur2919 24 дня назад +4

    Unemployed guys at 3am...trying to cancel a country with one of the largest economy and constitution lol!!!

    • @wilsonwade6361
      @wilsonwade6361 24 дня назад

      India doesn't have the largest economy..... it's the 5th largest.

    • @beetlebg3759
      @beetlebg3759 24 дня назад

      @@wilsonwade6361Who told you he’s talking about India lol

    • @ayushthakur2919
      @ayushthakur2919 24 дня назад +1

      @@wilsonwade6361 one of the largest economy!

    • @TimtheEnchanter25
      @TimtheEnchanter25 9 дней назад

      Large economy thanks to the infinity spices and natural resources on that land. Yet the living standards are still piss poor and the whole country is dirty and noisy beyond belief, not to mention dangerous. And not just because of the wildlife, rabid stray dogs or insects either. Meanwhile, Japan is an island nation with no natural resources whatsoever, and yet it's a 1000 times better country to live in than India is. Clean, safe, low cr!me rates, high living standards. India should be a literal heaven with how large it is and how many natural resources it holds. And yet it is quite the opposite of heaven, isn't it? A company from yet another island nation with barely any natural resources managed to control the whole Indian subcontinent not even a century ago... Amazing, isn't it?

  • @UnimportantAcc
    @UnimportantAcc Месяц назад +24

    Miles I bought too much merch and I am now unemployed. If you could supply me with a one-way flight to the largest-ticked country of Japan, so that I may escape persecution in my home country of England, I will be your translator for the rest of my adult life.

    • @Mark-ib2st
      @Mark-ib2st Месяц назад

      They give tourists visas to marry japs