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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @TheJociman
    @TheJociman 6 лет назад +6369

    Johnny English's road to MI5 wasn't without failures

    • @sreckom92
      @sreckom92 6 лет назад +227

      It wasn't with much success either.

    • @udoyonb274
      @udoyonb274 6 лет назад +83

      MI7

    • @sreckom92
      @sreckom92 5 лет назад +55

      @dark zeratul I meant the lack of particular success for his characters in his movies and shows.
      Not for the actual actor.

    • @optictom5423
      @optictom5423 5 лет назад +22

      Too bad after he had his fatal incidence after that 1 job in the MI5. He as now known as mr bean who likes to take kids on trains with him

    • @manicabawse2867
      @manicabawse2867 5 лет назад +1

      He certainly paid dues

  • @Automaticstudioss
    @Automaticstudioss 4 года назад +1902

    Guy: “give me one good reason not to jump.”
    Me: *looks down* “well it’s a long way down, you might hurt yourself.”

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 года назад +64

      That's a public pavement down there

    • @julienne73
      @julienne73 4 года назад +42

      Others have to use that pavement

    • @pervertedstoner69reborn70
      @pervertedstoner69reborn70 4 года назад +9

      He will turn into a tree and be mutilated by harpies in Hell.

    • @ivantheterrible2594
      @ivantheterrible2594 4 года назад +11

      I'd be like well you can't fly for one thing.

    • @Automaticstudioss
      @Automaticstudioss 4 года назад +5

      And so our poor friend learned what many already knew... People can’t fly...

  • @anuragsinha9426
    @anuragsinha9426 6 лет назад +2740

    Oh the british comedy. "it wasn't your fault silly fool jumped". The prime minister line was a masterpiece

    • @Valox
      @Valox 5 лет назад +19

      I read it as I heard it😂😂😂

    • @Sh3rloki
      @Sh3rloki 5 лет назад +2

      What's british abt it?

    • @corruptedcola393
      @corruptedcola393 4 года назад +16

      @@Sh3rloki it's Cynical

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 4 года назад +10

      @Dx Fire ... The Thin Blue Line is a british show though?

    • @Teal_.
      @Teal_. 4 года назад +7

      @Dx Fire it's extreamly british, we love bittersweet endings and laughing at misery

  • @08benc
    @08benc 2 года назад +110

    “That is a public pavement down there! Others have to use that pavement, and they should not be required to circumnavigate your puréed person in order to do so!” Brilliant 🤣

  • @diveinnjim
    @diveinnjim 4 года назад +490

    anyone claiming that Rowen Atkinson's acting career took a dive when he played Mr Bean you should remember that it takes fantastic acting skills to pull off a character like Mr Bean,,

    • @andy99ish
      @andy99ish 3 года назад +9

      So does diving.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 года назад +6

      ​@@andy99ish sure but, for me the reason "Mr Bean" hangs over this guy was 1 grow up with that 2 Mr Bean is amazing character that have given me some of the best laugh in life. you can go ahead and try and act silly but you wil never be Mr Bean level of sily.
      Mr Bean is also like the nemesis of Rowen Atkinson, Rowen Atkinson: a man with royal sounding name, amazing intellect and great a looking like proper english man.
      But will say i do love Blackadder and Johnny English more than Bean.

    • @luciusrex
      @luciusrex 3 года назад +9

      "took a dive?" nah sir. he became world famous for that role and everytime someone discovers that he received top grades in science A levels, went on to university and study electrical engineering, and discover other brilliant shows he's starred in is just icing on the top.

    • @andy99ish
      @andy99ish 3 года назад +2

      @@MouseGoat I agree with your last sentence. That is why I claim that a man with such grand language skills and such an arch-English aura has wasted his talent to mimic Mr. Bean, a figure that is between ungentlemanly and outright nasty and whose comicality is tainted with bitterness.

    • @briandunning2974
      @briandunning2974 2 года назад +1

      I heard that he invented Mr Bean because of his stutter. Is that true?

  • @ashbridgeindustries380
    @ashbridgeindustries380 6 лет назад +6108

    'Nobody respects me, nobody cares about me. I'm a nothing! A nobody! Friendless, and alone...'
    'But the same thing could be said about the Prime Minister!'

  • @Pakilla64
    @Pakilla64 4 года назад +270

    "give me one good reason not to jump"
    "You want to know the reason?"
    "Yes"
    "Well I'm afraid you must get inside first"

  • @WhyName
    @WhyName 5 лет назад +320

    "... he can't take your spirit. You have to give that way yourself."
    I can only imagine his thoughts went something like "Damn she's right. Yeet."

  • @meephen
    @meephen 6 лет назад +4185

    “I’m going to commit suicide!” *laugh track plays in background*

    • @davidfasthands474
      @davidfasthands474 6 лет назад +88

      Meephen different times

    • @LorenHelgeson
      @LorenHelgeson 6 лет назад +6

      Very different times.

    • @abuaduriyami
      @abuaduriyami 6 лет назад +22

      There is no line he says "I m going to commit suicide"

    • @abuaduriyami
      @abuaduriyami 6 лет назад +4

      @QuickStrike0065 Aah Okay, thanks for clarifying.. I was confused about it

    • @jd3455
      @jd3455 6 лет назад +2

      @QuickStrike0065 um no it's not go check again it's humour for the Brits and humor is more likely to be used by the Americans

  • @vagabondwastrel2361
    @vagabondwastrel2361 6 лет назад +1015

    The answer to the question. "give me one good reason to not jump." Is simply you asked for a reason to not jump.

    • @Trollika_Devi
      @Trollika_Devi 5 лет назад +42

      This comment deserves more attention

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 5 лет назад +38

      @@theyneverknow that is assuming the hopeful jumper is willing to accept an answer and it isn't just a bitter, rhetorical question (alright, technically it's a command but you get me). You can't always save everyone.

    • @kropotkinnie
      @kropotkinnie 5 лет назад +61

      @@theyneverknow Actually no! As someone with two attempts on my record, the second time I posed that question to a friend who was with me on the phone (though I was going to slit my wrists instead). She gave a response really similar to OP's, telling me that my asking for a reason meant death felt unavoidable to me, not like something I actually wanted. It genuinely helped me and of course she did say other things to keep me safe before someone could get to me, but that question made me actually sit back and think.
      I'm not suicidal now (still at risk but I'm trying to get into a better place) and one of the most common things I say to myself when I start dipping back down is, "I'm worried I'm going to kill myself, and as long as I know I'm worried, I know I don't truly want to do it." It helps me get through hard days.
      So this is actually a pretty great response to that! It just needs to be followed up by help in a short period of time.

    • @newbooksmell4163
      @newbooksmell4163 5 лет назад +4

      @@kropotkinnie yeah, the bad days for me are when I don't even care about asking the question. All I want is for it to be over. But yeah, same trying to get to a better place. Hope it's working out for you.

    • @marem3038
      @marem3038 5 лет назад

      @@theyneverknow I'll take three too

  • @jackbailey9714
    @jackbailey9714 6 лет назад +2819

    "It wasn't your fault the silly fool jumped."

  • @remuvs
    @remuvs 6 лет назад +3910

    "that is a public pavement, others have to use that pavement"

    • @YvanTDF
      @YvanTDF 6 лет назад +4

      RemU y

    • @Rawen1982
      @Rawen1982 6 лет назад +174

      Ah yes, the "don't want to cause a fuss" argument... That might actually work on a British person.

    • @bigfan1041
      @bigfan1041 6 лет назад +108

      @@Rawen1982 It's a good point actually, if you're going to commit suicide at least have the decency to do it in a way that won't bother other people too much.

    • @mrghostmanghost5595
      @mrghostmanghost5595 6 лет назад +54

      Others have to circumnavigate around your purried person...

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo 6 лет назад +23

      @@bigfan1041 he's angry at the world. Making a fuss is the whole point.

  • @tokutickler
    @tokutickler 4 года назад +378

    Me: Holy crap, Mr Bean can talk!
    *30 seconds later*
    Me: Holy crap, his roasts are ferocious!

    • @oibruv3889
      @oibruv3889 4 года назад +4

      @Cubert Pigg 1 was quite funny as well, not as good as the others though

    • @alversity
      @alversity 4 года назад +14

      The reason Mr Bean doesn’t talk is because whenever he opens his mouth he just spits out roasts

    • @DansenOpWagner
      @DansenOpWagner 4 года назад +7

      @@oibruv3889 1 certainly had its moments of Edmund viciously roasting.
      Blackadder (to Percy): "You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be."

    • @oibruv3889
      @oibruv3889 4 года назад

      @@DansenOpWagner chief just called. He says that ain't it.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 года назад

      how to piss people off lol

  • @Talsedoom
    @Talsedoom 5 лет назад +2174

    Rowan Atkinson is brilliant actor, too bad the rest of the world knows him only as Mr Bean.

    • @lordeden2732
      @lordeden2732 5 лет назад +14

      Rubbish!

    • @Phlebas
      @Phlebas 5 лет назад +76

      He's pretty famous as Blackadder too, and I feel like he's been in enough movies and miniseries that most people would have come across him outside the Mr. Bean role.

    • @Thomas-vn6cr
      @Thomas-vn6cr 5 лет назад +17

      Maybe, but at least we can be happy the world knows about him, and it's something good.

    • @harlowitter3060
      @harlowitter3060 5 лет назад +9

      He's the only reason I clicked on this vid, I've literally never seen this show in my life, but I've seen Bean😂

    • @KillingDeadThings
      @KillingDeadThings 5 лет назад +20

      Blackadder sticks in my head more than Mr Bean.

  • @GusRokk
    @GusRokk 5 лет назад +690

    Man: "Give me one good reason not to jump."
    Police Officer: "If you jump, you most certainly will die."
    Man: "...Didn't see that one coming."

    • @joshuanishanthchristian5217
      @joshuanishanthchristian5217 5 лет назад +18

      The number of Suicides due to Jumping have dropped to 0!

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson 5 лет назад +25

      "If you jump I'll be forced to arrest you for littering"

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 5 лет назад +4

      You'll need to wait so I can't think of a good response!

    • @oswaldchai9865
      @oswaldchai9865 4 года назад +2

      We will sent your next of kin the cleaning bill for the side walk you have ruin

    • @sumthingwikked4257
      @sumthingwikked4257 Год назад

      Police Constable I.M Obvious, everyone.

  • @thevanillatoast
    @thevanillatoast 4 года назад +56

    RUclips's algorithm got into the wine cellar again

  • @tom4465
    @tom4465 3 года назад +96

    To this day, we'll never know why he jumped and let people circum navigate his pureed person.

  • @deafgoesthesulley8928
    @deafgoesthesulley8928 6 лет назад +769

    "you forget to clear your browser history"

    • @bored.in.california2111
      @bored.in.california2111 5 лет назад +66

      If that's not a reason to step off the ledge then i don't know what is.

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 5 лет назад +1

      Theres should be no internet during that time or internet isnt as widely used as today.

    • @sirswearsalot1813
      @sirswearsalot1813 5 лет назад +5

      Just go incognito bruh

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 5 лет назад +3

      @Evi1M4chine ah, I remembered the floppy disc. So thats where it came from.

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson 5 лет назад +3

      "If you jump some poor bastard will have to clean you up"

  • @namanluthra8494
    @namanluthra8494 6 лет назад +2270

    I don't remember this episode of Mr.Bean

    • @Ni999
      @Ni999 6 лет назад +66

      No one does.

    • @DEC19775
      @DEC19775 6 лет назад +91

      Ken Thursday probley because it's not Mr bean you plank

    • @ccg8658
      @ccg8658 6 лет назад +40

      Ken Thursday Because it's not, try "The thin blue line". Second funniest thing RA has done after the 2nd series of Blackadder (let's be honest).

    • @derptank3308
      @derptank3308 6 лет назад +9

      M̈är̈k̈ Ḧül̈s̈ë
      It’s the same actor though...

    • @semigakpheep9791
      @semigakpheep9791 6 лет назад +54

      Whoosh

  • @10tonhamster
    @10tonhamster 5 лет назад +40

    RIP Stephen Moore. A solidly reliable actor in so many shows.

    • @lordeden2732
      @lordeden2732 5 лет назад

      Shame it was not the rest of the cast as well this is childish nonsense!

    • @10tonhamster
      @10tonhamster 5 лет назад

      Lord Eden - fair comment, as a Ben Elton sitcom it's much poorer than Blackadder 2,3 or 4, and Rowan Atkinson is playing a pale shadow of Edmund Blackadder.

    • @fredbreadbun6277
      @fredbreadbun6277 3 года назад +3

      @@10tonhamster Ah bollocks man! I love Blackadder but this bloody hilarious as well.

  • @Ethan-Entah
    @Ethan-Entah 4 года назад +4

    "What are you waiting for? I've never heard something so well put"
    XD XD best line

  • @Cryptonymicus
    @Cryptonymicus 3 года назад +24

    One good reason: Somebody will have to clean up the mess.

  • @brianfuller7691
    @brianfuller7691 5 лет назад +5

    I miss this series. Rowan is bloody brilliant and the cast is solid.

  • @andyhowells1141
    @andyhowells1141 Месяц назад

    Every actor in this show was pure brilliance. In my top 10 of British comedy !

  • @zlomun7459
    @zlomun7459 5 лет назад +115

    On 1:13, turn on auto-caption

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 5 лет назад +10

      Ah, that's some nice black comedy...

    • @capgreen3805
      @capgreen3805 5 лет назад +11

      It’s allowed because it’s said by a black rectangle

    • @lukedavies9708
      @lukedavies9708 5 лет назад +7

      Or at 0:56 "Kevin I think you're pregnant" I think they should have thought of something different than autogenerated subtitles

    • @SammyG-123
      @SammyG-123 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @noobasticman9336
      @noobasticman9336 5 лет назад +1

      @@theapexsurvivor9538 Dark humor*

  • @rtsharlotte
    @rtsharlotte 4 года назад +19

    The poor man on the ledge finally had enough of Kevin

    • @gavla-82
      @gavla-82 3 года назад

      Damn you beat me to it 🤣

  • @SakuraAvalon
    @SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад +10

    This was randomly recommended to me. And the moment Rowan Atkinson showed up, I knew it would be good.

  • @lazygamer7469
    @lazygamer7469 6 лет назад +286

    Same thing can be said about the prime minister. lol

  • @eukalyptus3275
    @eukalyptus3275 3 года назад +3

    I saw the thumbnail, then read the title, then looked up again, and thought:"Do it for the queen, don't jump, she'll be sad!"

  • @AutoFirePad
    @AutoFirePad 3 года назад +2

    And that ending is pure british comedy.
    Amazing!

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 5 лет назад +26

    Sadly, Stephen Moore passed away in October 2019. A talented actor who had many roles because of the richness of his voice.

    • @Showsni
      @Showsni 5 лет назад

      Oh, that's sad. I'll always remember him as the dad in The Queen's Nose.

    • @user-rz7cm2we3x
      @user-rz7cm2we3x 4 года назад

      RIP, Mr Moore!
      He played also George Mole, Adrian Mole’s dad, and, I’ve just discovered in his biography and professional achievements, Maj. Robert Steele in 1977’s “A Bridge Too Far” with all other film stars

  • @maxcardun
    @maxcardun 5 лет назад +92

    I love Rowin Atkinson's Political humor.

    • @maxcardun
      @maxcardun 4 года назад

      @Rosida Andriyana I love Rowan Atkinson's Political Humor. I'm in USA dear I say Humor you say Humour, I say Color you say Colour, I say Fries you say Chips, I say Chips you say Crisps, I drive on the Right side of the road you drive on the Left.

    • @user-rz7cm2we3x
      @user-rz7cm2we3x 4 года назад +1

      @maxcardun: All right, all right, we get it, but you’ve still typed “Rowin” in your original comment

    • @maxcardun
      @maxcardun 4 года назад

      @@user-rz7cm2we3x ongratulations it took you a whole month for you to participate.

    • @user-rz7cm2we3x
      @user-rz7cm2we3x 4 года назад +1

      @maxcardun: Wrong addressee! Return to sender!

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад

      I feel like Blackadder is a better example of his political humor, there's not much in this aside from that jab at the prime minister.

  • @adamhunter7659
    @adamhunter7659 5 лет назад +37

    I swear that stock wind effect is the one used in Half Life 2...

  • @aaronchristiansoriano9889
    @aaronchristiansoriano9889 5 лет назад +69

    Before the Nine-Nine, we had this 😂

    • @yboy898
      @yboy898 5 лет назад +4

      Yes. Love this. Love the 9-9 even better!

    • @maikeruasmr8591
      @maikeruasmr8591 5 лет назад +6

      I love this more but I still love the 9-9

    • @PavarottiAardvark
      @PavarottiAardvark 5 лет назад +4

      Mina Anwar is only 50, she could easily play a Chief Inspector or a PCC. Crossover episode? Crossover episode!

    • @missyadams
      @missyadams 4 года назад

      @@PavarottiAardvark hmmm...

  • @GrandiaKnight
    @GrandiaKnight 5 лет назад +26

    "I think you should know I'm feeling very depressed"

    • @davidmcmanus4751
      @davidmcmanus4751 4 года назад +1

      Are all the diodes hurting down your right side?

    • @MarkusAldawn
      @MarkusAldawn 3 года назад +1

      I plugged myself into the bridge and it collapsed.

    • @michaelwallace9461
      @michaelwallace9461 3 года назад

      Damn, came to say the same thing :)

  • @timl4257
    @timl4257 4 года назад +9

    This was very well written. Don't know why they did so few episodes. Rowan Atkinson's character here was sort of part Mr Bean and part Blackadder

    • @fredbreadbun6277
      @fredbreadbun6277 3 года назад +1

      The likes of Ben Elton tend only to do 2 or a few series because "that's what faulty towers did" silly if you ask me.

    • @fredbreadbun6277
      @fredbreadbun6277 2 года назад

      @SPeacock Interestingly since writing that comment I have found out that they planned to do more of this but for some unbeknownst reason it was cancelled.

  • @Althalus2010
    @Althalus2010 5 лет назад +76

    Nobody:
    My RUclips Recommendations: This

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 5 лет назад +8

      That stupid meme doesn't even make any sense.

  • @mediarare2386
    @mediarare2386 3 года назад +3

    I would have already fallen down from the ledge out of laughter

  • @hawkmaster381
    @hawkmaster381 5 лет назад +16

    For a moment there, I thought the jumper was Harrison Ford. lol

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @rafhaelquerijero1146
    @rafhaelquerijero1146 5 лет назад +204

    brooklyn nine nine: british edition

  • @satyakisil9711
    @satyakisil9711 3 года назад +3

    The way Dawkins looks when Fowler calls Habib, damn that's perfection.

  • @EqualOpportunityDestoroya
    @EqualOpportunityDestoroya 5 лет назад +2

    This is one of my favorite cop shows.

  • @chopin65
    @chopin65 4 года назад +3

    The last line is why this show will never grow old. I was eating my breakfast. Now I've got corn flakes everywhere.

  • @harlowitter3060
    @harlowitter3060 5 лет назад +13

    Who else just clicked on this just because they saw Rowan Atkinson on screen?😁

    • @JasonSunleaf
      @JasonSunleaf 5 лет назад

      not me

    • @RedneckSith
      @RedneckSith 5 лет назад +2

      I did. If he's involved with something, it's most certainly going to be funny, the first season of Blackadder notwithstanding of course.

    • @harlowitter3060
      @harlowitter3060 5 лет назад

      @@RedneckSith also Johnny English

  • @Adam-ox7zo
    @Adam-ox7zo 3 года назад +5

    “It wasn't you fault the sorry fool jumped”
    She said “you have to let your spirit go” what else could that mean but to jump?!😂

  • @christianperaltacaceres5922
    @christianperaltacaceres5922 4 года назад +1

    I am a guy from South America and this popped out in my recommendations, a good one recommendation

  • @KC-po7xm
    @KC-po7xm 4 года назад +3

    ‘puréed person’ made me laugh out loud

  • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
    @Cyberbrickmaster1986 3 года назад +3

    This show was my first introduction to Rowan Atkinson's real voice and snarky style of comedy, as I was too young to watch Blackadder or much of his older work beyond Mr Bean at the time.

    • @scmtuk3662
      @scmtuk3662 3 месяца назад

      What about The Lion King? That was released before this.

    • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
      @Cyberbrickmaster1986 3 месяца назад

      @@scmtuk3662 Yeah, but for some reason, I didn't know it was him at the time. Also, I saw the movie a year late, because we didn't have the money to go to the cinemas much. We usually wait for them to come out on video, which took even longer back before DVDs became the standard.

  • @rustcohle3803
    @rustcohle3803 5 лет назад +9

    Lmao kevin... HE WAS A LOLIPOP MAN

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 2 года назад +1

    The man was quoting Jay Cartwright from The Inbetweeners
    ‘The Birds Love It’ 😂

    • @scmtuk3662
      @scmtuk3662 3 месяца назад

      Since when was the Inbetweeners around in 1995?

  • @PottersVideos2
    @PottersVideos2 6 лет назад +18

    2:55 It was clearly yours Inspector Fowler

  • @donna30044
    @donna30044 5 лет назад +1

    This was a wonderful show.

  • @Stockmuncher
    @Stockmuncher 4 года назад +7

    The jumper is played by Stephen Moore, the original voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android!

    • @peterdavies2960
      @peterdavies2960 3 года назад

      And who played Kevin the Teenager’s dad 😁

    • @Stockmuncher
      @Stockmuncher 3 года назад

      @@peterdavies2960 The original Marvin and the original Kevin's Dad! :)

  • @akantor0811
    @akantor0811 5 лет назад +2

    such an underrated show

  • @piettrified
    @piettrified 5 лет назад +6

    "The birds love it" -Jay from the inbetweeners.

  • @abrahemsamander3967
    @abrahemsamander3967 5 лет назад +1

    I never heard of this show, it was just recommended but this was hillarious!

  • @gonewiththewind8072
    @gonewiththewind8072 6 лет назад +28

    That's Kevins dad from Kevin and perry 😂

    • @INEEDUTOWAKETHEFUP
      @INEEDUTOWAKETHEFUP 5 лет назад

      Thank u!!! I kept wondering where i knew him from... all i remembered is he played a dad.. it was buggin the hell outta me😄

    • @Showsni
      @Showsni 5 лет назад +3

      @@INEEDUTOWAKETHEFUP He's Harmony's dad from the Queen's Nose too.

    • @INEEDUTOWAKETHEFUP
      @INEEDUTOWAKETHEFUP 5 лет назад

      @@Showsni i used to love that show, I must have rubbed about a thousand 50ps as a kid😅.. smh im surprised i didnt remember who he was the second i saw him

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool 4 года назад

      Stephen Moore, he was also the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android in the BBC's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Sadly died in 2019

  • @mainsails2892
    @mainsails2892 4 года назад +1

    Why are the British so good at dry humor?
    Its funny as hell.

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 2 года назад +3

    Kevin The Teenager’s dad finally got sick of his son and offd himself 😂

  • @IvanIvanov-vy7pt
    @IvanIvanov-vy7pt 4 года назад +2

    We need more constables like Habib !!!👍

  • @yiffmaster2768
    @yiffmaster2768 4 года назад +4

    Kevin really did a number on his father's mental health

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 5 лет назад

    Man I love Rowan Atkinson

  • @priority1kindness141
    @priority1kindness141 5 лет назад +3

    "He took your video, but he can't take your spirit." 😊

    • @martinet1985
      @martinet1985 5 лет назад

      I don't get it! What video???

    • @jgmediting7770
      @jgmediting7770 4 года назад

      Marcin Ratajczyk - his House was robbed and they took his video recorder.

    • @ramlogan9036
      @ramlogan9036 4 года назад

      I. Love. It

  • @hiroyoshi00
    @hiroyoshi00 5 лет назад +1

    This is why I love British comedy. If this was an American comedy, he wouldn’t have jumped and she would be paraded across the city. But this being a British comedy, the guy jumped and the life goes on, brilliant.

  • @morning5tarr
    @morning5tarr 5 лет назад +5

    Woaah he can speak other than his name. 😆

  • @aniketsharma4404
    @aniketsharma4404 6 лет назад +1

    Apple launching new iPhone, you have to go for a line😂😂😂

  • @eduardoavila646
    @eduardoavila646 5 лет назад +6

    I tought it was Harrison Ford in the thumb, but the guy really kinda looks like him

  • @MIck-M
    @MIck-M 5 лет назад +1

    It was that attitude and humour that saw Britain through the war in its darkest days. Comedy has a lot of power... though maybe not so much when some git nicks your VHS lol.

  • @peterward2275
    @peterward2275 6 лет назад +76

    Original voice of TV Marvin in HitchHikers. Oh, and is it just me or does Habib look hubba-dubba hot in that uniform?😁

    • @bentonbravo3404
      @bentonbravo3404 6 лет назад +1

      Peter Ward _Certainly_ not just you...my word...

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 5 лет назад

      Loose clothing keeps the imagination wild.

  • @TheSteelStallion
    @TheSteelStallion 4 года назад +1

    "Insp. RC. Fowler"
    Aha. I love it.

  • @loganfox2386
    @loganfox2386 5 лет назад +4

    There is absolutely no way this stuff would make it on television today. No way 😂

    • @jgmediting7770
      @jgmediting7770 4 года назад

      Why?

    • @loganfox2386
      @loganfox2386 4 года назад

      Have you seen the way people react to little things and are so easily offended?
      I feel making jokes about suicide and a laugh track after “he jumped” wouldn’t go down too great.

    • @jgmediting7770
      @jgmediting7770 4 года назад

      Logan Fox - I imagine there’s just as many people who would get offended back then. You’re talking about minority views, which for some reason the media today amplify whereas they didn’t then. There’s no less reason to make such a show today as there was then. There’s just a different agenda amongst the ruling elite.

    • @loganfox2386
      @loganfox2386 4 года назад

      Ok then

  • @SteCork-t8x
    @SteCork-t8x Месяц назад

    For the curious, the jumper is Stephen Moore, the voice of Marvin in the Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy ( the original radio and TV versions )

  • @GC-rf2st
    @GC-rf2st 5 лет назад +6

    RIP Stephen Moore a fine English Actor playing a perfect foil to Roman Atkinson on the ledge

  • @tieldricbolton8759
    @tieldricbolton8759 5 лет назад

    i forgot about this show i used to watch as a kid along side faulty woers and last of the summer wine i cant believe this was the show that left my brain

  • @notinuse60
    @notinuse60 5 лет назад +3

    I need to see more of this, I wasn't aware it even existed but it seems hilarious with a great cast! 🤣👏

  • @alexking7523
    @alexking7523 5 лет назад +2

    The thin blue line just got thick as hell

  • @BPLV07
    @BPLV07 5 лет назад +5

    0:12 kevin could be on to something in today's time

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 4 года назад

    The guy in the cardigan is a right character 😂

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 5 лет назад +3

    0:30 Holy Smokes, It's: 'Mr. Bean!'

  • @Sh3rloki
    @Sh3rloki 5 лет назад

    RIP Rowan Atkinson. What a great you were..

  • @carlcool20
    @carlcool20 4 года назад +5

    "Nobody respects me, nobody cares about me.."
    Me, a biology student: "Sir, 73 trillion cells beat their asses to keep you alive because they care about you! You aren't alone! You have 73 trillion entities who keep on thinking about you, which is far from being alone"

    • @daxasd3270
      @daxasd3270 3 года назад

      you yourself are actually just a crowd of many cells

  • @kiradotee
    @kiradotee 4 года назад +2

    0:56 wow why does this guy looks so much like Joe from Friends! Swear I thought it was him until started to think maybe he wouldn't be able to do a British accent...

  • @apricotluma
    @apricotluma 5 лет назад +7

    Alternate title: Mr. Bean tries and fails to talk someone out of jumping off a building

    • @johnk4934
      @johnk4934 5 лет назад +3

      Spoils the punchline.

  • @50percentpotato29
    @50percentpotato29 3 года назад +2

    Easy way to get him out of that situation. Tell him that the fall won't kill him and it'd leave him paralyzed. That you've seen people fall from that height many times and that the drag force of the fall negates some of the gravity pulling you so it won't kill you straight out.

  • @idot3331
    @idot3331 6 лет назад +24

    "SUICIDE IS BADASS" - Frank Reynolds

  • @starsnstuff842
    @starsnstuff842 4 года назад +1

    Im sure the guy on the ledge played a radio operator in the 1970's war film A Bridge Too Far.

  • @antoniodecruz7446
    @antoniodecruz7446 6 лет назад +36

    Did the actor who played the would-be jumper star in "A bridge too far"?

    • @tullamorejameson480
      @tullamorejameson480 6 лет назад +4

      I think so. The one in charge of the radios

    • @tombo1984
      @tombo1984 6 лет назад +6

      Also Kevin's father in Kevin and Perry (Harry Enfield) and the Fast Show.

    • @121Swaleskid
      @121Swaleskid 6 лет назад +7

      and he was in the queens nose

    • @UchronianKing
      @UchronianKing 6 лет назад +3

      Oh yes, that's right! I wondered where I'd seen him before. The radios, saying how he 'didn't want to rock the boat' by mentioning discrepancies to his superiors. He was also in Sharpe's Sword as Colonel Barclay.

    • @121Swaleskid
      @121Swaleskid 6 лет назад

      yeah he got killed on the battlefield

  • @SapphiR3_
    @SapphiR3_ 4 года назад +2

    Oh my I'm getting a Dr.Who's Yaz vibes

  • @joshiwaraneo
    @joshiwaraneo 5 лет назад +5

    can someone give me the subtitle sometine its hard to hear british accent.

    • @jihadityrone2197
      @jihadityrone2197 5 лет назад +4

      Joshua Jalius “It was like being on patrol with a flipping 2 year old.”
      “Look he was a funny old looking bald hanging around a school gate”
      “Kevin he was a lollipop man”
      “That’s it I’m just wasting my time, I think I’m going to pack it in. I think I’m leaving the patrol.”
      “Well that’ll make him jump nothing else does.”
      “ I may require a woman officer, Kaylee come with me.”
      “Huh, I reckon she hates me now. I reckon she thinks I’m a prat.”
      “Well how did you work that out.”
      “It was something she said, she said I hate you Kevin I think you’re a prat.”
      “You’ve got to bring a bottle of champagne, and a bit of chocolates then reach in for the bunker.
      Gets them all the time, the knickers stripper.”
      “Oh you care about me now, nobody respects me nobody cares about me I’m a nothing. And nobody, friendless and alone.”
      “But the same thing can be said about the prime minister. And he leads a full and active life.”
      “Give me one full reason not to jump.”
      “That’s a public pavement, others have to use that pavement and they should not be required to circumnavigate your body to do so.”
      “I seem to have exhausted my powers of persuasion.”
      “Remember me, you say nobody cares about you but that’s a lie.
      Is that true, it was true. But I can see now it’ll be running away. Just like you’re running away now.
      “It shouldn’t make you either, he took your video but he can’t take your spirit.”
      “For god sake what are you waiting for I’ve never heard something more well put in my life. Get off that ledge this instance.”
      “It wasn’t your fault the silly fool jumped.”

    • @jihadityrone2197
      @jihadityrone2197 5 лет назад

      Joshua Jalius I’ve listed all the slightly hard to hear lines for you and the others.

  • @mewthreeraven
    @mewthreeraven 4 года назад +1

    Man: Give me one good reason not to jump
    Me: We have puppies and kittens

  • @josephchambers2000
    @josephchambers2000 5 лет назад +8

    Wait, is that Rani's mother from the Sarah Jane adventures?

    • @The_Joda
      @The_Joda 5 лет назад

      I believe so, yes.

  • @JDLupus
    @JDLupus Месяц назад

    Oh my god that ending was some of the darkest humour I've heard in a while!

  • @amzy1496
    @amzy1496 6 лет назад +15

    Ah how this is relevant to Theresa May 😂😂😂

  • @bennywark3103
    @bennywark3103 2 года назад

    "he was a lollypop man" 😂

  • @rosannegailey9907
    @rosannegailey9907 6 лет назад +11

    Can’t get past those eyebrows

  • @darthfrootloops5041
    @darthfrootloops5041 4 года назад

    That was a twist, but a welcome one

  • @732z6sjw
    @732z6sjw 5 лет назад +7

    Who is watching this funniest in 2019

  • @Tantemify
    @Tantemify 5 лет назад +2

    lol at the last part. i didnt see it coming

  • @KBYTE
    @KBYTE 6 лет назад +3

    *How come i never know this show existed!!!!*

  • @snarktube
    @snarktube 3 года назад

    America needs thin blue line.