You’re not gonna believe this! My employee Rachel’s Christian homeschool Math teacher directed A faith filled Xmas, and it stars her fellow students, her history teacher, and her mother. It was filmed here in Broward County South Florida - you have any questions, I’ve got ya covered
@@elliottbronstein1214 The funny thing is, nobody on set knew why this guy wrote and directed this movie. Apparently everyone in the film was not enjoying the experience of doing it. It was a giant pain in the ***. Mind you, none of the people involved had any background in acting or filmmaking. I think being a very devout Christian, in a small very devout Christian community, the writer/director had this burning passion to tell this story from the bottom of his heart. And now we get to enjoy his terrible nightmare.
@@JewsusMalone Hearing nobody was having fun and it was a pain explains a lot of the incredibly unnatural deliveries, I think. Most of these people sound like it's their first time ever speaking to a human.
As someone who works at a retirement home, it's not this boring. Anyway, I don't think I've ever seen a movie, regardless of quality, that seems to have no point to it until now.
I feel you! I was a nursing assistant in nursing homes for 17 years and holy shit, I would’ve loved just ONE dull day. 😆 More on topic, this review was just what I needed today. Awesome as always, snob! Three out of my three rescue hedgehogs agree that you rock! 👍🏻🦔🦔🦔
I am the filmmaker! 3 things: first, your review is freaking hilarious; second, almost everyone working on this film were first timers and we all had a wonderful time; third, making a movie is about 1000 times harder than I thought and we were all just jacked that we got it finished and distributed. Keep up the good work!
This actually looks awesome. It looks like an assisted living facility and a foster home actually got together to make a student film together. The same cast should make a cheapo gore horror flick for Halloween next. Or a action/war film as a summer blockbuster. The should get harmony korine to make a sequel to "kids" that takes place as the assisted living community.
This movie hits different. Maybe it was just imagining how the people in the retirement community felt about this production. I've spent a lot of time at these places thanks to my family and I must say the younger cast members need to take lessons from the elderly. It probably helps to not know about the details of the behind-the-scenes stuff.
as someone who's been in retirement homes a lot due to my now passed away mother i can tell this is just a real retirement home they filled in, and ngl i'm kinda missing the days of "the war on christmas" films.
19:45: I miss the good old days when the girl toys were washing machines and baby dolls to prep them for stay-at-home momness, and the boy toys were finding more fun ways to kill their friends... Also, does anyone else want "Going the Distance" to crank over top of that walker race?
Okay, this was some discovery. Looking at the movie here, it is hard to tell what audience this movie is going for. As far as a "Faith Based" movie is concerned, there's very little of it, except for those few moments with the praying and faith talks. Also I have a feeling there was no script for this movie, and if there was, it feels like it was written at the last minute. I will say "The Geezer Games" moments were pretty funny though. I hope you have a very Merry Christmas Brad, you, your friends, and your family. :)
Wild! These last few days i was rewatching a few of your Christmas episodes, mainly the Kirk Cameron flops because of how bad they are, and then i see a new Christmas video the following day. Maybe i need to rewatch more videos so more are made.🤣
Brilliant! Hilarious! The Christmas season brings out the best in your snobbery every year as you continually wage war on Christmas movies that exist for ...why?...your reviews are the only reason I can think of for these movies to exist. I feel so bad for the church groups that have to sit through this without your commentary. I need that Roy Rogers hat immediately to fight my way out of the Vortex! Merry Christmas!
I think I just aged by about 20 years from watching this abridged version alone. Which, factoring in my base age, means I now probably qualify for actual admission to one of these old folk's homes that's depicted. Damn young people!
Yeah...they don't actually care about the attack or victims (released a year after it occurred) and only want to weaponize the tragedy as a gotcha. Every freaking fundamentalist is the same.
I’m sorry, but even with the brilliant commentary, this was excruciating to watch. Congratulations, you found something that makes Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas look like a Bergman film.
I wish one of these street conversion movies would drop the Ray Comfort act, just do it the old fashioned way and stage a miracle using bright lights and drugs.
My question is: What the hell is it doing in a movie like THIS? A movie about retirement home residents having an Olympic games should be pleasant at best, dull at worst, but either way instantly forgettable. I guess the script got dunked in acid before filming.
This movie is so off its rocker that it doesn't feel like I'm watching a movie and it feels more like I'm looking into a student film set in purgatory.
I'm barely five minutes in and really want to find Van Wilder/Animal House/Revenge of the Nerds tier retirement home shenanigans movies. I'm sure they exist, I just need to put in the search engine work.
If it weren't for the fact that this movie came out in 2017, I'd swear that it was written by one of those newfangled AI generators. Nothing sounds natural and it's so hilariously disjointed.
This movie seems to make as much sense as the absolute fever dream that was, "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Seriously despite having _just_ watched a long review of the movie I couldn't tell you what Faith Filled Christmas was about if my life depended on it.
I think they tried to make 3 different movies and put them in one. One about the retirement home,one about the preaching at the beach and third about the lady with the child
Ah yes, the good old "It's impossible to tell the difference between good and evil unless you're a Christian" argument. Thanks for telling us that mass-murder is bad! I had NO idea.
It’s never officially Christmas until Snob reviews a religious Christmas extravaganza. Also, is the woman talking to the man in the first shown scene the sister of Tommy Wiseau?
“On Golden Pond” this is not I just got back from Florida and the scenes at the beach looked so familiar.but this movie might be good for old people to fall asleep on .💤 🍿
If that waitress said that "Chickens can be here but they have to be on a plate." to me I would have asked for a plate and stuck the chicken on it, she said nothing about it being alive of dead it just had to be on a plate. You just have to out think the terrible writing that is all.
Huh, this video makes me want to find a copy of this movie, actually. I never would have given it a shot based on just the title and description, but the dialogue in these clips is like nothing I've ever heard in a movie before, it's fascinating. Hey, while I'm here, any chance of the "What if it exploded" segment returning here and there in 2023? I liked that gag.
The office layout at 2:23 looks really badly thought-out. I’m guessing/hoping it’s not like that in real life and that the desk was turned 90 degrees for filming purposes.
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You’re not gonna believe this! My employee Rachel’s Christian homeschool Math teacher directed A faith filled Xmas, and it stars her fellow students, her history teacher, and her mother. It was filmed here in Broward County South Florida - you have any questions, I’ve got ya covered
Why was this made?
@@elliottbronstein1214 The funny thing is, nobody on set knew why this guy wrote and directed this movie. Apparently everyone in the film was not enjoying the experience of doing it. It was a giant pain in the ***. Mind you, none of the people involved had any background in acting or filmmaking. I think being a very devout Christian, in a small very devout Christian community, the writer/director had this burning passion to tell this story from the bottom of his heart. And now we get to enjoy his terrible nightmare.
@@JewsusMalone If you see the writer/director again please inform him of this review.
@@elliottbronstein1214 Oh her Mother who’s character is the chicken owner saw the review. It’s going viral in that small Christian community I bet.
@@JewsusMalone Hearing nobody was having fun and it was a pain explains a lot of the incredibly unnatural deliveries, I think. Most of these people sound like it's their first time ever speaking to a human.
"Ocean's 401K"--that's a film that needs to be made.
Oh and the lady who says "what's happening here" and just walks off the scene needs her own film.
23:12
As someone who works at a retirement home, it's not this boring. Anyway, I don't think I've ever seen a movie, regardless of quality, that seems to have no point to it until now.
I feel you! I was a nursing assistant in nursing homes for 17 years and holy shit, I would’ve loved just ONE dull day. 😆 More on topic, this review was just what I needed today. Awesome as always, snob! Three out of my three rescue hedgehogs agree that you rock! 👍🏻🦔🦔🦔
It's the kind of movie where at any point in its runtime you are able to yell "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"
It's what some of the old-timers in that home must've been thinking; those doing their own thing, paying no attention to the cameras.
"Cancer or not, it's still Christmas!"
Oh, it's been a while since Snob's reviewed a movie with this tier of quality acting. Happy Holidays indeed.
Stop warring on Christmas.
We might get a "scare-straight, War-on-christmas" movie some day. 😅 One where an atheist's lack of faith ruins their life overnight.
I am the filmmaker! 3 things: first, your review is freaking hilarious; second, almost everyone working on this film were first timers and we all had a wonderful time; third, making a movie is about 1000 times harder than I thought and we were all just jacked that we got it finished and distributed. Keep up the good work!
This gives me flashbacks to my days on the assisted living facility dining room staff.
That's exactly what I was thinking
Bad 70's "Movie of the Week"music!!
Gotta love it!!
oh god A PRSD CHRISTMAS! :O
Don't ever stop doin what you do. Seriously snob movies like this need you
This movie makes me appreciate professional actors
This actually looks awesome. It looks like an assisted living facility and a foster home actually got together to make a student film together. The same cast should make a cheapo gore horror flick for Halloween next. Or a action/war film as a summer blockbuster. The should get harmony korine to make a sequel to "kids" that takes place as the assisted living community.
It looks like some random grandpa tried to do a Parks and Rec/The Office movie about a retirement community
Yes, to the "kids" sequel!
I have to repeatedly remind myself that Harmony Korine is a dude, which raises a great many questions.
@@Alex-fv2qs
Anything to pass the time: they get to star in their own movie, and meet new people.
This is going to become a snob classic this was hilarious
Congratulations, Tubi! I think we found the cinematic equivalent of *Desert Bus!*
This movie hits different. Maybe it was just imagining how the people in the retirement community felt about this production. I've spent a lot of time at these places thanks to my family and I must say the younger cast members need to take lessons from the elderly. It probably helps to not know about the details of the behind-the-scenes stuff.
Even Neil Breen would watch this thinking 'What the hell is going on?!'
Nah Neil is sitting there taking notes for his next film!
24:04 Mother Bruce & Santa
Your videos are perfect! I always look forward to them.
as someone who's been in retirement homes a lot due to my now passed away mother i can tell this is just a real retirement home they filled in, and ngl i'm kinda missing the days of "the war on christmas" films.
It actually looks pretty nice
Easily your best episode this month and holy shit that looked like a rough sit. Happy holidays to you Brad and to all my fellow Snob fan's.
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & birthday Brad. ♥️🎅🎄🧑🎄🤶🎂🎁🍰🥳🎉🎈♥️
19:45: I miss the good old days when the girl toys were washing machines and baby dolls to prep them for stay-at-home momness, and the boy toys were finding more fun ways to kill their friends...
Also, does anyone else want "Going the Distance" to crank over top of that walker race?
He's going for SPEED
I'm obsessed with your patience, Mr. Cinema Snob.
Okay, this was some discovery. Looking at the movie here, it is hard to tell what audience this movie is going for. As far as a "Faith Based" movie is concerned, there's very little of it, except for those few moments with the praying and faith talks. Also I have a feeling there was no script for this movie, and if there was, it feels like it was written at the last minute. I will say "The Geezer Games" moments were pretty funny though.
I hope you have a very Merry Christmas Brad, you, your friends, and your family. :)
Preying is a good word for it.
@@visaman Thanks for pointing out that typo. Fixed it. 😀
Holy shit! This so-called movie makes Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas look like Die Hard!
15:21 Well... That scene was awkward!
Philosophy
Still, I'd rather watch this movie than Kirk Cameron's.
@@JanetStarChild Well, to each their own...
Have a happy Christmas!
My favorite actor in this is Nugget The Chicken.
"Bible-thumping security leprechaun" is Shakespearean 😂😂
Wild! These last few days i was rewatching a few of your Christmas episodes, mainly the Kirk Cameron flops because of how bad they are, and then i see a new Christmas video the following day.
Maybe i need to rewatch more videos so more are made.🤣
Have a very Merry Christmas Brad!!
Brilliant! Hilarious! The Christmas season brings out the best in your snobbery every year as you continually wage war on Christmas movies that exist for ...why?...your reviews are the only reason I can think of for these movies to exist. I feel so bad for the church groups that have to sit through this without your commentary. I need that Roy Rogers hat immediately to fight my way out of the Vortex! Merry Christmas!
19:00 Nothing will out-awkward The Room's "Anyway, how's your sex life?" as a topic change!
Merry Christmas, Snob! To you and Lloyd! 🎄⛄🎅
I'm all for an Eliza Dushku Christmas, oh wait...
I think I just aged by about 20 years from watching this abridged version alone. Which, factoring in my base age, means I now probably qualify for actual admission to one of these old folk's homes that's depicted. Damn young people!
11:16 The chicken says, "You're gonna WHAT?! Fuck that noise!"
So much random insanely that it feels like this was a student project to advertise retirement homes.
15:10 as an Orlando resident and close friend to a survivor….wow, fucking wow
Yeah...they don't actually care about the attack or victims (released a year after it occurred) and only want to weaponize the tragedy as a gotcha.
Every freaking fundamentalist is the same.
That Roy Rogers commercial takes me back again.
Ocean's 401k? Wasn't that just Going in Style?
Imagine if one of the Tubi ads had an actor from the movie, you wouldn't know what's what.
You know we still would have needed to get our parents to sign a permission slip to be allowed to watch this back at Christian Elementary.
I have faith in snobby being able make with the jokes.
I’m sorry, but even with the brilliant commentary, this was excruciating to watch. Congratulations, you found something that makes Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas look like a Bergman film.
I wish one of these street conversion movies would drop the Ray Comfort act, just do it the old fashioned way and stage a miracle using bright lights and drugs.
That "Just the mass shooters opinion" part really fucking pissed me off.
What?
My question is: What the hell is it doing in a movie like THIS? A movie about retirement home residents having an Olympic games should be pleasant at best, dull at worst, but either way instantly forgettable. I guess the script got dunked in acid before filming.
It's Clash of the College with old people.
This movie is so off its rocker that it doesn't feel like I'm watching a movie and it feels more like I'm looking into a student film set in purgatory.
Snob can make anything hiliarious.
Sht this time I was late for a Brad video!
I remember watching that Secret Sam commercial when I was a kid.
When old geezers do a student film.
I'm barely five minutes in and really want to find Van Wilder/Animal House/Revenge of the Nerds tier retirement home shenanigans movies. I'm sure they exist, I just need to put in the search engine work.
Merry Christmas!
Great work Snob, I’m proud of you, keep it up
If it weren't for the fact that this movie came out in 2017, I'd swear that it was written by one of those newfangled AI generators. Nothing sounds natural and it's so hilariously disjointed.
Mike Stoklasa probably watching this giggling like a schoolgirl.
This movie seems to make as much sense as the absolute fever dream that was, "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Seriously despite having _just_ watched a long review of the movie I couldn't tell you what Faith Filled Christmas was about if my life depended on it.
I think they tried to make 3 different movies and put them in one. One about the retirement home,one about the preaching at the beach and third about the lady with the child
Like that one episode of The Simpsons with the three intertwining stories (Linguo.... DEAD!?) but not good lmao
Basically an even more incompetent version of God's Not Dead
What an "action packed" episode it was...
Ah yes, the good old "It's impossible to tell the difference between good and evil unless you're a Christian" argument.
Thanks for telling us that mass-murder is bad! I had NO idea.
Geez that roy rogers gun hat is $66 in 2022 Money!
18:18 the book version had chopped up dead dogs tho
I despise last ounce of courage. How dare you remind me of its existence?!?!
It’s never officially Christmas until Snob reviews a religious Christmas extravaganza. Also, is the woman talking to the man in the first shown scene the sister of Tommy Wiseau?
I would genuinely watch a movie that's basically a frat movie, but it's an old-folks home instead.
“On Golden Pond” this is not I just got back from Florida and the scenes at the beach looked so familiar.but this movie might be good for old people to fall asleep on .💤 🍿
16:45-16:51
Didn't know that this video was sponsored by A Place for Mom
So this is Christmas for 60% of Florida.
Truly the best Christmas
Real photos! Kids’ toys used to be so awesome!
18:00 so a Liberty Mutual Ad
5:25 .... did they green screen the indian man?
That one woman sounds like the female version of Tommy Wiseau
Is it me or do the elderly gents slacks blend into the background. Happy Holidays Brad 🎄🎁🎉
The acting is so awkward I expected Tommy waiseau to show up and say merry Christmas 😂
Oh Hi Mark! Oh, and have a merry... Christmas!
How’s your sex life? I brought presents! I also brought oranges and a football 🏈
@@bocowan9106 "Well, I definitely have Breast Cancer."
This is the movie equivalent of just sitting on the couch watching TV with no real purpose or reason
Dang, this movie has a Plot A, then Plots B-Z, then they still have plots left over, so have to do double letters. A Very ADD Christmas indeed.
12:50. "Oh how I wish to gather you as a hen gathers her chicks beneath her wings."
18:56 - the G-rated version of "Anyway, how's your sex life?"
Somehow the Grandpa Simpson plotline would have more realistic ADR.
At this point I'm hoping Chris Tucker shows up and cites them for animal cruelty for having a chicken on a leash
Nugget Is Clearly the MVP of this movie.
They missed a HUGE opportunity not calling this movie "Gerry Christmas."
I will never toss a bedspan, unless it's filled, and aimed at an old persons head, then of course it's cool.
Jesus, bro!
If that waitress said that "Chickens can be here but they have to be on a plate." to me I would have asked for a plate and stuck the chicken on it, she said nothing about it being alive of dead it just had to be on a plate. You just have to out think the terrible writing that is all.
2017? I thought it was a Pandemic movie, YIKES! She need to cram in MORE Christmas stuff. It's so empty.
What accent is Bianca supposed to have?
I think the British guy might be an actual actor.
You should watch "akhanda" it is about a shaman who fights evil uranium miner and it is very entertaining
@chittymcpoopypants3646 have you seen the trailer dude it is the very over the top
Huh, this video makes me want to find a copy of this movie, actually. I never would have given it a shot based on just the title and description, but the dialogue in these clips is like nothing I've ever heard in a movie before, it's fascinating.
Hey, while I'm here, any chance of the "What if it exploded" segment returning here and there in 2023? I liked that gag.
Probably Not due to Lloyd's Passing 😢
Is there a plot to this film or...?
This is how I feel watching Andor.
I believe I just saw the Faux News retirement home.
Thank you Brad Santa!
The office layout at 2:23 looks really badly thought-out. I’m guessing/hoping it’s not like that in real life and that the desk was turned 90 degrees for filming purposes.
You should do Love 101 for Valentine's Day. It was filmed at Northern Illinois University!
1:01 Jesus Christ! Pun intended.
That chicken was clearly overheated. Open beak and breathing fast.
Byron sounds like he's doing a Cary grant impression
2:39 .... Who the hell is she, Tommy Wiseau's sister?