*Customer enters shop* Customer: "Alright, just going to pick up a colour or 2 of nail polish.." *leaves shop carrying ripple, teas, facemask, 2 gallons of nail polish, everything in the entire clearance aisle, etc* Customer: "....FUCK"
I walked in to buy around $6 worth of nail polish, and walked out paying $77 for a bunch of products I could have lived without. Yet I am so relaxed.....
This is sooooo relaxing :> LOL also if a real store clerk did all these ASMR - y things in real life like tapping and shaking the boxes and bottles while staring at the person for 30 seconds at a time it would be so funny XDDD
i loooove this vid so much! i would love to see you making soft *spoken* vids like this again!! so much asmr is strict whispering nowadays, and i find myself gravitating back towards olddd videos like this!
I've been watching this video every night to help me sleep. Are you planning on making another video similar to this one? It's my absolute all-time favourite. You are amazing Laura! Thank you for doing what you do.
I find it hilarious that she only wanted to buy some nail polish and ended up buying a butt load of stuff😂 but I LOVED the video nice job and don't listen to anyone saying anything about your ring nose! it's awesome and I love it! keep up the wonderful work btw your doing just fine👏👏👌👌
I love your Attack On Titan poster in the background!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 I'm a fan of AOT myself and I think that my favorite characters would have to be Hanji and Levi.
This is now one of my favourite ASMR videos. I've watched (listened lol) to this about five times since last night. So relaxing, I haven't got to the end of it though as fallen asleep :) Excellent video xx
Make that around 20 + times now. I love this so much. Huge tingles and relaxation!! You seem so confident in this, and like you're really comfortable and enjoying it!! Makes for a fantastic video xx
There is no way I'd let a retail person keep me that long in the store,but I gotta say you make for an interesting clerk. It's your wonderful accent combined with your politeness and enthusiasm. Cheers from California :)
Your voice is so well with the tapping that I was playing this in the morning and I fell asleep sitting up with stuff on my lap... I also have done it at dinnertime, and reading a book. Great job
If I was the lady behind "hurry up you've been their for like half an hour " you:"next plz" me:"poor lady infrount looks bankrupt" after check out me: "what have I done"
I noticed you said about how the scent of the pink princess perfume could match with what colours the customer was wearing...so I was wondering if you had colour to scent synesthesia? (because I do and it's very fun :3)
okay, quick question, i am a guy, a very, "hipster" guy many people say at school, i consider myself more "emo" but thats beside the point, i have been wanting to get a lip or nose piercing for so long, so, as a guy, what is the best way to get a lip or nose piercing. (i ask you cause you seem expierienced in getting nose piercng and maybe you would know)
That's not a regular piercing. How to get Laura's piercing: 1. Go to your closest convenience store. 2. Buy a ouija. 3. Go on wwerw.Virgin4piercing.com (World WidER Web WWERW) 4. Buy 6 virgins. (can be male, too) 5. Call satan with the following number: 666-6967 6. When the dial asks you to, press 2. 7. Set make a circle with gasoline. 8. Put the virgins on the borders of the circle. 9. Stand in the middle. 10. Set fire to the gasoline. 11. Say: AY ES EM AR! 12. You are pierced. WARNING: Secondary effects may include: Intense blood pressure (cut a vein and its enough to peel a banana. Or a face). Water turning into virgin goats from hell whenever you get close to the liquid. (specially annoying when pooping). The lightning curse. You can't record a video with good lightning. (The curse draws off after aproximateley 17.000 subscribers.) Your hair turns real fuckin blonde. As in, blonde as fuck. might be so blonde people will want to fuck you so bad they'll sacrifice virgins for you. (not like I have done that. That would be fucked up.) among other effects you may suffer from: Explosive diarrhea, cancer, AIDS and compulsive tapping on surfaces (CTOF). Hope that helped.
I think a 'regular' nose piercing can look really nice on some guys. I would recommend going to a piercing salon, and definitely don't attempt it yourself. They'll be able to advice you too, good luck :-)
It doesn't bother me at all, as I love your role-plays very much, but i was just curious as to why you edited it to fade out a lot. Was that on purpose or were there just loud sounds in the background (or something like that) and had to edit it out?
Perfectly understandable concern, I don't want it to fade out, for some reason when it goes clip to clip it fades by itself D: (Which can be a pain to watch!)
This is interesting to me on multiple levels as we in Holland don't have shopping assistants as far as I know and I thought it was more common in America. Apparently also in England then. Would you hire a shopping assistant or are they part of a shops crew?
Question, you had a “nail polish collection” video I believe and i can’t seem to find the video! Was it deleted ? It was one of my favorites even if it was from years ago
Well, this video sure stuck in my mind. Today I went to a store that carries candy from the UK and I found the sticks from this video. Gasped and grabbed the last 3! ... totally had one with a cup of green tea XD You and your wonderful brainwashing.
Ok just saying this vid is so relaxing but like what person would stand there and just get everything. Now a days people would be like "Ok so can I show yo-" "Nah,I'm good"
This is still one of the best ASMR role plays I’ve ever seen.
man, the person in line behind me is pissed
*Customer enters shop*
Customer: "Alright, just going to pick up a colour or 2 of nail polish.."
*leaves shop carrying ripple, teas, facemask, 2 gallons of nail polish, everything in the entire clearance aisle, etc*
Customer: "....FUCK"
CloverLovesTT Pleasure doing business with you :P
I think I got the lighting okay for once :P
Impressive, Laura-chan. Malkovich would be proud ;)
LauraLemurex ASMR yes u did
You know, there needs to be an ASMR store. With shopping assistants like this one. I would gladly spend my time there. 😴💤💤💤😴
you remind me of Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter
Oh my god she does
She does
No way now i cant unsee it
"May I ask what the nail polishes are for?"
"To paint my nails" ;)
I've watched this video so many times that I have the opening dialogue memorized
That happened to me with a Heather feather vid and I would legit mouth the words with her lmao
jelizabethxo SAME, I have to take huge breaks between watching this video because I watched it too many nights in a row and the tingles went away.
Title of my asmr memoir I swear 😂
this is still my most favourite asmr video on the internet
I walked in to buy around $6 worth of nail polish, and walked out paying $77 for a bunch of products I could have lived without. Yet I am so relaxed.....
You remind me so much of luna lovegood :)
RIGHT?!
OMIGOSH... going through the comments, just found this (I'm in bed btw) *squeals and starts laughing* and its 10.43pm...
I totally concur!
Why am I relaxed? In real life I would be stressed! :D
“will you go for this?”
me;“nah,i don't really li-”
“yes? that's great.”
me;😑“alrighty.”
So true doe
ohhhh dayum i love this video!
TheUKASMR Thank you Chloe :)
*Goes to shop* Now, all I need is two little bottles of nail polish *Leaves shop* ... _FUCK_.
Phahhahahahaahhaa
Me every time.
This is sooooo relaxing :> LOL also if a real store clerk did all these ASMR - y things in real life like tapping and shaking the boxes and bottles while staring at the person for 30 seconds at a time it would be so funny XDDD
That was exactly what I was gonna comment. If a clerk did that I'd think they're gonna murder me if I don't buy.
Oldie but goodie! This video is a gem...You're an Angel Laura, I hope you're doing great :) thank your for everything
+Ailu Silvera You're so kind! Thank you so much for the well wishes, I am great thank you, I hope everything is good for you!
I am not surprised to see that Luna Lovegood do ASMR. Thank you for sharing your magic with us muggles. :)
i loooove this vid so much! i would love to see you making soft *spoken* vids like this again!!
so much asmr is strict whispering nowadays, and i find myself gravitating back towards olddd videos like this!
this is my 50th time watching it and it never fails to relax me thank you laura I love you xxxxx
my favorite videos still to this day are the store shopping assistance role play and the candle store play
Did you see my latest candle store rp? :)
I hate when the shop assistant comments on what I buy ,but I can make an exception just this once.
I hate that too. It's why I don't shop at Trader Joe's
+Breanna Sacchetti damn Trader Joe's
+Phantastic Kayleigh Amen.
I know this video is old but it is still one of my fav videos.😴🤍
My god the way u tap on things.....tingle heaven
"listen lady, i gotta go-"
Laura: starts tapping the nail polish
"..."
"i'm listening."
I've been watching this video every night to help me sleep. Are you planning on making another video similar to this one? It's my absolute all-time favourite. You are amazing Laura! Thank you for doing what you do.
This is so great!! .😍😍 You never fail to make me fall asleep
If I was checking out for 30 mins. I'd get pissed off 😂😂
Brilliant as always Laura - thank you.
Really wish people weren't rude to you about your appearance or how you have done your videos!x
Jayzee33 Hey it's fine :) Can't always get positive comments :) x
I saw your Attack on Titan poster and I died fangirling on the inside
I love shopping
But I'm always on a budget
Cries
I find it hilarious that she only wanted to buy some nail polish and ended up buying a butt load of stuff😂 but I LOVED the video nice job and don't listen to anyone saying anything about your ring nose! it's awesome and I love it! keep up the wonderful work btw your doing just fine👏👏👌👌
Ring nose??? It's nose ring.
i recently discovered this video and its my favorite! your voice is mad relaxing and super soft to the ears 🥰🥰
HOWEVER
This was one of your best. Great job and thanks so much for making these amazing videos!
I go back to this video so often it’s ridiculous
Loved the tapping in this video!
When you go to buy tampons and chocolate, only to get home and realize you bought candles, tea, and perfume..
As I can't stand to shop, A shopping assistant is a great idea...Now, I just have to find one :)
Ur Welsh right? U sound it! I'm Welsh too ur so pretty and sweet
I love your Attack On Titan poster in the background!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 I'm a fan of AOT myself and I think that my favorite characters would have to be Hanji and Levi.
This video, along with the newer candle store rp, is my go to video. Love love love ❤️
Lynsey Orion Oh, me as well! Laura is excellent c:
When it takes you 27 minutes and 5 seconds to check out
Simply Amazing. This one is sooo relaxing. My new favorite. Thank You
Best ASMR video I've ever seen. Subbed right away. Keep it up Laura! X
I’ve been watching this role play everyday before bed for 3 years, never gets old.
You would make a really good sales rep :D Great video
I still come back to this video, 8 years later
This is now one of my favourite ASMR videos. I've watched (listened lol) to this about five times since last night. So relaxing, I haven't got to the end of it though as fallen asleep :) Excellent video xx
Make that around 20 + times now. I love this so much. Huge tingles and relaxation!! You seem so confident in this, and like you're really comfortable and enjoying it!! Makes for a fantastic video xx
I never new nail polish was so deep😂😂😂
In her candle shop video she really goes into depth with the scents and size of the candles and I love it. It's so relaxing for some weird reason lol
" which One would you go for? "
Me: i would like the red-
" Pink? Great choice ! "
Me: dayum😒
Recent subscriber. I’m binge watching your vids! You are so beautiful and talented Laura. I’ll be a long time fan! ❤️
Sometimes I love to watch old vids & playlist again... You were amazing even 6 years ago!
So relaxing!
I'm sorry I do not speak English.
With love from Russia!!!
- looks around her room spots attack on titan poster- OHHHHHHHHH SHE LIKES ATTACK ON TITAN
still my favourite asmr video ever
Mine too!
Thanks Laura, great video! Hopefully I should sleep tonight. 💤
There is no way I'd let a retail person keep me that long in the store,but I gotta say you make for an interesting clerk. It's your wonderful accent combined with your politeness and enthusiasm. Cheers from California :)
Your hair looks brighter and live the noise ring :-)
Jasper Miller Thanks :D
No problem. I'm obsessed with your videos
Attack on Titan 😍
This was such a great video!
I love when asmrists comment on asmr videos😂❤️
Your voice is so well with the tapping that I was playing this in the morning and I fell asleep sitting up with stuff on my lap... I also have done it at dinnertime, and reading a book. Great job
I watch as mr videos all the time but they don't give me tingles like Laura's do!!! Love her so much
I am a man; still bought pink nail polish and makeup 😂
Jesse Feel you 😂
I was wide awake but she is so relaxing now I'm tired thank you and I actually mean thank you I really wanted to sleep bit I had a head ache
I came in for nail polish and ended up buying all of the stuff you recommended lol
I went in to get two nail polishes and I came out with 5 more things lol ur amazing
I would hate if a cash register kept me at the store for like 27 minutes I would just leave
+alvarez santiago I was trying to elongate your usual experience
if the cash register is speaking to you I would think that's pretty amazing considering its a machine
+LauraLemurex ASMR It was an incredible role play , they obviously have no taste in good asmr :)
+Wow that's phantastic there is no escape from you guys is there?
Wow that's phantastic
Yes, you are. BECAUSE I AM A PHANDOM MEMBER. PLOT TWIST
I think you could convince me to buy the whole store :p
I've watched this like a million times I love it 🎁❤️❤️
If I was the lady behind "hurry up you've been their for like half an hour " you:"next plz" me:"poor lady infrount looks bankrupt" after check out me: "what have I done"
I noticed you said about how the scent of the pink princess perfume could match with what colours the customer was wearing...so I was wondering if you had colour to scent synesthesia? (because I do and it's very fun :3)
I can't imagine going to check out and being stuck in line for half an hour...haha but jokes aside, this is one of my favorite asmr videos!!
Ooh, tingled everywhere! How do you keep your septum piercing so even? Mine always goes askew somehow.
I love how I wanted to check out to things and that took 27 minuits jez I hope there was no one behind me
okay, quick question, i am a guy, a very, "hipster" guy many people say at school, i consider myself more "emo" but thats beside the point, i have been wanting to get a lip or nose piercing for so long, so, as a guy, what is the best way to get a lip or nose piercing. (i ask you cause you seem expierienced in getting nose piercng and maybe you would know)
That's not a regular piercing.
How to get Laura's piercing:
1. Go to your closest convenience store.
2. Buy a ouija.
3. Go on wwerw.Virgin4piercing.com (World WidER Web WWERW)
4. Buy 6 virgins. (can be male, too)
5. Call satan with the following number: 666-6967
6. When the dial asks you to, press 2.
7. Set make a circle with gasoline.
8. Put the virgins on the borders of the circle.
9. Stand in the middle.
10. Set fire to the gasoline.
11. Say: AY ES EM AR!
12. You are pierced.
WARNING: Secondary effects may include: Intense blood pressure (cut a vein and its enough to peel a banana. Or a face). Water turning into virgin goats from hell whenever you get close to the liquid. (specially annoying when pooping).
The lightning curse. You can't record a video with good lightning. (The curse draws off after aproximateley 17.000 subscribers.)
Your hair turns real fuckin blonde. As in, blonde as fuck. might be so blonde people will want to fuck you so bad they'll sacrifice virgins for you. (not like I have done that. That would be fucked up.) among other effects you may suffer from: Explosive diarrhea, cancer, AIDS and compulsive tapping on surfaces (CTOF).
Hope that helped.
You mean goth right
Darker xz I love you just a little bit.
Darker xz is it alright if i use that, it's so funny
I think a 'regular' nose piercing can look really nice on some guys. I would recommend going to a piercing salon, and definitely don't attempt it yourself. They'll be able to advice you too, good luck :-)
I find your nose ring attractive.
Very tingly tapping! You have such a talent for this. Thank you Laura!
Scool day Thank you very much, comments such as that always make me smile :)
This is definitely my favorite video of yours yet! Wonderful!
I was staring at the Attack on Titan poster the whole time like, I hate nail polish... But I love anime. So I'll stay.
Ikr
You'll stay to stare at a poster in the background?
😍😍Great work! you're so pretty and cute! your eyes are so big *.*
You're really really cute/pretty and your nose ring looks really good on you! I love your asmr
Phedg1 Thank you very much, that made me smile :)
It doesn't bother me at all, as I love your role-plays very much, but i was just curious as to why you edited it to fade out a lot. Was that on purpose or were there just loud sounds in the background (or something like that) and had to edit it out?
I think there's something wrong with the mic but I'm not too sure.
Perfectly understandable concern, I don't want it to fade out, for some reason when it goes clip to clip it fades by itself D: (Which can be a pain to watch!)
Thank you for the advice, I shall try that from now on :)There were a lot of visual mistakes in this, i'm really sorry for all the cuts
No, it's really fine. I was just curious. It was a still a helpful video. Yours are always amazing at helping me sleep. :)
I can't stop watching this video! This one is my fave❤️
Love this :)
You look so different :o
This is interesting to me on multiple levels as we in Holland don't have shopping assistants as far as I know and I thought it was more common in America. Apparently also in England then.
Would you hire a shopping assistant or are they part of a shops crew?
We do have shopping assistants here in Holland
Niels Douma We do? I didn't know that.
I bet one has to have a pretty sum of cash on their hands in order to be able to afford one, don't they?
Leto85 Quite
u could really work as an shopping assistent
Question, you had a “nail polish collection” video I believe and i can’t seem to find the video! Was it deleted ? It was one of my favorites even if it was from years ago
I have those same tools at 5:20!!
Love this video ! You're so pretty too! Subbed :D
Well, this video sure stuck in my mind. Today I went to a store that carries candy from the UK and I found the sticks from this video. Gasped and grabbed the last 3!
... totally had one with a cup of green tea XD You and your wonderful brainwashing.
PygmeCherry Hehehe ^__^ Did you like them? :)
LauraLemurex ASMR Yes! they were delicious :3
I think I would enjoy the Vidio more if you tuck your piercing up. It is a bit destructing.
I'm no expert, but I imagine 'tucking' a piercing up would be very painful.
its not. it just means to flip it upward so you cant see it.
It can be uncomfortable for some people. It tickles and bothers me if I do mine. I like her piercing. Tucking it up is a really strange request.
my opinion. sorry i asked? want a cookie now?
*video *distracting and she can do what she wants, you don't have to watch the video!!! Have a nice day :)))))
i like youre sounds ...and you have something iblike alot too ..congrats sweetheart
You look like Karen from Shameless
Ok just saying this vid is so relaxing but like what person would stand there and just get everything. Now a days people would be like
"Ok so can I show yo-"
"Nah,I'm good"
Day 2 of trying to make it to the end if this video :) only made it about five minutes last time (before falling asleep)
very good video (also notice the attack on titan poster in the background (: )
Tylor Cross Thank you :)
Your hair is amazing! Reminds me of buttercream frosting.
Omg she reminds me of Luna Lovegood.
I see you like attack on titan and you've probably been told before but you look exactly like annie