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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Sara-iq4qp
    @Sara-iq4qp 6 месяцев назад +3414

    Lmao 5x double gulp Fck me. Would be an Internet meme for Eternity. Even when the aliens invade, & see our communications methods, This the first thing they see. 😂😂

  • @daxon5203
    @daxon5203 7 месяцев назад +18661

    These 2 have been beefin for years

    • @DoobieKeebler
      @DoobieKeebler 7 месяцев назад +344

      Or that high ass mfker and the rest of the 7/11 dude's family have been beefing for 20 years & this worker is just the newest member of the family to work there.
      😆

    • @oldred2470
      @oldred2470 7 месяцев назад +92

      Last time it was the bucket

    • @WorthleyJonathan
      @WorthleyJonathan 7 месяцев назад +85

      Just put this in your mouth.

    • @Gojira5667
      @Gojira5667 7 месяцев назад +151

      They don't fool me. They're best friends.

    • @shanetaylor761
      @shanetaylor761 7 месяцев назад +36

      That made me laugh out loud. The gummy bear part really makes it seem like that.

  • @jimmirza4212
    @jimmirza4212 7 месяцев назад +7265

    I think "5 times double gulp fuck me" in an Indian accent will have to be my new go to catch phrase in any given scenario.

    • @tyson5413
      @tyson5413 7 месяцев назад +35

      That's sus 😂

    • @ToiletWarrior27
      @ToiletWarrior27 7 месяцев назад +57

      As a Indian I will allow you to use that line

    • @Aphi-pj9rz
      @Aphi-pj9rz 7 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I totally agree

    • @Echokeres
      @Echokeres 7 месяцев назад +17

      Such a fire line

    • @ManiSBeezy
      @ManiSBeezy 7 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed 😂😂

  • @BenzinoDog
    @BenzinoDog 6 месяцев назад +206

    "NO🙅🏾‍♂️ YOU HAVE TO GO, YOU HAVE TO GO!" 😂

  • @Damianzmmds
    @Damianzmmds Год назад +43347

    "1 cup, 2 cup, 3 cup, 4 cup, 5 cup. Five times double gulp fu** me."

    • @PatrickPierceBateman
      @PatrickPierceBateman Год назад +767

      There's only one cup. There's only one lid. There's only one lid for a straw. It's only one cup.

    • @Damianzmmds
      @Damianzmmds Год назад +435

      ​@@PatrickPierceBateman no you have to go you have to go

    • @The_Lovey_Informer
      @The_Lovey_Informer Год назад +97

      Thanks for telling me what happened in the video

    • @george.r
      @george.r Год назад +33

      U know u can swear on the internet lol

    • @Damianzmmds
      @Damianzmmds Год назад +11

      @@The_Lovey_InformerI did because I thought it was funny

  • @juggjoe
    @juggjoe Год назад +6624

    His accent with that line comedy gold

    • @freesoul8188
      @freesoul8188 7 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah. The accent of a hard working community which works long hours at low paying jobs but never steals or never resorted to drugs and alcoholism

    • @verzinghettorix6360
      @verzinghettorix6360 7 месяцев назад +47

      @@freesoul8188bro I’m pretty sure he’s faking the accent lmfao they’re obviously doing a skit

    • @user-pd4gs8ml9v
      @user-pd4gs8ml9v 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@freesoul8188yeah but resorts to scams, get outta here turbin munching fanboy

    • @ir0316
      @ir0316 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@freesoul8188liberals be like:

    • @do_you_want_a_pikle1183
      @do_you_want_a_pikle1183 7 месяцев назад +21

      ​@ir0316 lmaoo 🤣 "their hard working and underpayed they deserve respect" I never asked if they worked hard but do they deserve a 5 times double gulp fukk me

  • @thegamingguy8933
    @thegamingguy8933 Год назад +102112

    “5 cup double gulp f*** me” had me dying.
    Edit:100k likes!!! Thank you everyone!

  • @Dehsera
    @Dehsera 6 месяцев назад +71

    "Five times double gulp fuck me" is the funniest God damn thing I've ever heard a man say

  • @nocommentaryvids92
    @nocommentaryvids92 7 месяцев назад +4867

    “Just put it in ya mouth” 😂😂😂 OUTRAGEOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blindspot117
    @blindspot117 7 месяцев назад +5561

    "5 times double gulp fuck me. No. You have to go." 😂😂😂

  • @Killshot15
    @Killshot15 7 месяцев назад +3663

    The “ 5 times double gulp fuck me” won’t ever not be funny 😂😂😂

    • @liylaliyla
      @liylaliyla 7 месяцев назад +14

      there's a first for every sentence

    • @FNAFCOMBATKING
      @FNAFCOMBATKING 7 месяцев назад +4

      It's an advertising video

    • @diecastgoblin
      @diecastgoblin 7 месяцев назад +5

      Ion know. These guys are kinda the definition of " it was funny the first time ". Still funny when it's something new they're doing.

    • @MrYabber
      @MrYabber 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @jeffcrayton9596
      @jeffcrayton9596 6 месяцев назад +2

      Pause

  • @pussiepoppins-jd3hm
    @pussiepoppins-jd3hm 7 месяцев назад +321

    I love that it starts with him trying to feed the clerk a gummy bear 🤣

    • @stevenhagman5095
      @stevenhagman5095 5 месяцев назад

      Jollyrancher

    • @zanmacho8017
      @zanmacho8017 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@stevenhagman5095no bruhh those is gummy bears

    • @xidiamond6851
      @xidiamond6851 5 месяцев назад +5

      Because the gummy would have made made him see it as one cup instead of 5 cups. Hallucinogenic

    • @noahpadilla6154
      @noahpadilla6154 5 месяцев назад

      Just put it in your mouth

    • @annafiorentin7120
      @annafiorentin7120 5 месяцев назад +1

      Gummy bear that he hasn't paid for yet.

  • @tystockdale9476
    @tystockdale9476 7 месяцев назад +1419

    “I’ll eat it” like he’s taking one for the team😂

    • @Tj76239
      @Tj76239 7 месяцев назад +9

      🤣

    • @keithtorrence2487
      @keithtorrence2487 7 месяцев назад +13

      😂 he’s like “if you insist.”

    • @WielkiLewimalytygrys
      @WielkiLewimalytygrys 7 месяцев назад +5

      He’s the team😂

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 7 месяцев назад +2

      "fuck it I'll eat it man" EW IT'S A GUMMY NOT A CHEESEBURGER HELL NAHHHHHHHH

    • @lex19xx.
      @lex19xx. 7 месяцев назад +4

      I used to do that to my parents. I wasn’t allowed to have a snack so I’d open one and offer it to them. They’d decline, well i can’t just waste this snack I guess I’ll eat it 😂

  • @mrwoody1413
    @mrwoody1413 7 месяцев назад +992

    “5 times double gulp fxxx me!” 😂
    I love when non native English speakers say stuff like this. The way they say it is awesome.

    • @kbxbrdr
      @kbxbrdr 7 месяцев назад +19

      If you have enough experience talking to foreigners, you learn how to start incorporating that kind of phrasing into your own humor. And yes, it is extremely funny

    • @martinyeriksson
      @martinyeriksson 7 месяцев назад

      indians are native english speakers tho

    • @IAmJustGarbage
      @IAmJustGarbage 7 месяцев назад

      Until you're on the phone with your bank

    • @Nae_Ayy
      @Nae_Ayy 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@martinyerikssonbut they speak English quite differently to the UK and the US. They do the needing.

    • @GarrettSteigleman
      @GarrettSteigleman 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@martinyerikssonwut

  • @JustJeffrey_
    @JustJeffrey_ 7 месяцев назад +5716

    He has some goddamn nerve to say 1 lid = 1 cup 😭😭

    • @Mali-kuValdes
      @Mali-kuValdes 7 месяцев назад +93

      Big boy been having the nerve I can tell😂

    • @tankaheavy
      @tankaheavy 7 месяцев назад +32

      You best believe it is

    • @grgadgo1307
      @grgadgo1307 7 месяцев назад +22

      Better believe it

    • @bdhtubal
      @bdhtubal 7 месяцев назад +27

      Aren't they ashamed of this kind of people, he is like a hippo & still very greedy.

    • @Scrimblo__
      @Scrimblo__ 7 месяцев назад +51

      ​@@bdhtubalit's clearly a joke

  • @youngtae1048
    @youngtae1048 6 месяцев назад +22

    “Just put it in your mouth” 😂😂 that green gummy bear was the stress reliever

  • @broken._.jason_
    @broken._.jason_ 7 месяцев назад +912

    he’s the final boss at 7/11

  • @Beegeezy144
    @Beegeezy144 Год назад +5020

    "There's only one lid." 💀💀💀

  • @M00N_MEGADEATH
    @M00N_MEGADEATH 7 месяцев назад +1849

    these two need a show of them arguing in a gas station lmao

    • @nathanchapin8445
      @nathanchapin8445 7 месяцев назад +41

      That show would honestly go so hard. Just two bros goofing around in low income places n shit

    • @idontsting
      @idontsting 7 месяцев назад +3

      ☠️that would be a good TLC short or something before and after a show.

    • @Pitbullbiscuit
      @Pitbullbiscuit 7 месяцев назад +5

      Or like a side bit of another show, like how there will be random skits going on every other scene that isnt related to the main episode until the end 😂

    • @BazingaRhymes
      @BazingaRhymes 7 месяцев назад +2

      XD after such a trailer I would love to see 5 episodes, each for 5 minutes XD😂❤❤

    • @nathanchapin8445
      @nathanchapin8445 7 месяцев назад +1

      Bro we gotta get this in the works lmao

  • @randomfunwithg8629
    @randomfunwithg8629 7 месяцев назад +6

    😂 frkn hilarious!! I had to watch this numerous times!

  • @KeyzTwinnySe7en
    @KeyzTwinnySe7en 7 месяцев назад +1348

    The funniest shit is this guy actually trying to argue that it’s only ONE CUP! 😂😂😂

    • @tamfatale
      @tamfatale 7 месяцев назад +27

      I mean technically is he wrong?

    • @KeyzTwinnySe7en
      @KeyzTwinnySe7en 7 месяцев назад +47

      @@tamfatale Yes… Yes he is wrong. He is very wrong! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ms.emotions
      @ms.emotions 7 месяцев назад +24

      @@KeyzTwinnySe7en100 percent he is wrong 😅

    • @PersonLarsen
      @PersonLarsen 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@KeyzTwinnySe7enhe’s not though, it’s literally one cup

    • @leadbones
      @leadbones 7 месяцев назад

      ​@Dpgering2 it is very clearly 5x double gulp fuck me. It's like you don't know what a cup is, AND you can't count to five.

  • @readmarx420
    @readmarx420 7 месяцев назад +1083

    "5 x double gulp fuck me" is the quote of the decade

    • @sethjohnson5887
      @sethjohnson5887 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @MarisAmelia
      @MarisAmelia 7 месяцев назад

      What does John 3:16 mean? God humbly left behind the glory of heaven to come into our dirty and sinful world to live our life, but to live it perfectly and save us trom the consequences of our own bad actions by suffering instead of us. How did He save us from our sins? After living a perfect/sinless life He was arrested, abused physically and verbally, then nailed to a cross by His hands/wrists and feet. While dying on the cross Jesus didn't get angry with the people who were killing Him, instead, He forgave them and continued loving them. Then He died. But that isn't the end of the story: Jesus rose on the third day and conquered death so that we all have a chance to be forgiven and saved. People used to sacrifice animals to God in order to be forgiven, but God sent His Son to be the ultimate sacrifice so that we are saved just by believing in Him. Why would He do all of this for us? To answer simply, because He loves you that much. His love for you never ends and it's so real that He was willing to die for you. Try to think of one other person or "god" who has ever died and then rose from the dead for you just because He loves you and wants you to be saved, you can't because there isn't anyone else who has or ever would. He wants a relationship with you. His arms are open and He's patiently waiting for you to turn around and accept His love.
      To hear the whole story read the gospels, I recommend this order: John, Mark, Matthew, Luke!

    • @k31v1n
      @k31v1n 7 месяцев назад

      Just wait for the movie...'2 girls, 5 times double cup fuck me'.

  • @JHB52
    @JHB52 7 месяцев назад +3305

    “Just put it in ya mouth. I’ll eat it” sounds like me trying to get my dog to take meds😂

    • @Ben-ew7zo
      @Ben-ew7zo 7 месяцев назад +22

      Wait what😂😂

    • @Evanderyg
      @Evanderyg 7 месяцев назад +6

      gotta mix them meds in his food bro😂😂

    • @PrayRNGesus69
      @PrayRNGesus69 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@Evanderygfr I have to put it inside a piece of chicken cause my dog will inspect the food and get rid of the medicine 😂

    • @miraxus6264
      @miraxus6264 7 месяцев назад +6

      My dog would eat the food and spit the meds out..she would even try to spit it out when you weren't looking...had get a medicine you could crush & mix

    • @keybgbeez5713
      @keybgbeez5713 7 месяцев назад +2

      Wait... Hold up you take ur dogs meds? 😂😂😂

  • @leamisigaro4233
    @leamisigaro4233 7 месяцев назад +28

    This man is a menace to society😂😂😂😂

  • @wolveshield
    @wolveshield Год назад +2032

    Like how he tries to pacify the situation with a gummy 😂

    • @Xplane67D
      @Xplane67D Год назад +83

      “Just put it in your mouth”

    • @TheVeryBestBaby
      @TheVeryBestBaby 7 месяцев назад

      GET YO F HANDS OUT BY F FACE

    • @kaemonduncan6109
      @kaemonduncan6109 7 месяцев назад +15

      Hey he woulda had me sold 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Bleeblooplu
      @Bleeblooplu 7 месяцев назад +4

      In the full video they become homies

    • @antoinefields611
      @antoinefields611 7 месяцев назад +1

      Man kws he Dnt want to pay for all the products 5x if didn’t pay for gummy bear he can still be charged for thrift

  • @MrDisaster13
    @MrDisaster13 7 месяцев назад +1188

    "Only one cup, only one lid, only one straw, one cup" had me dying 😂

    • @nicklawlor5257
      @nicklawlor5257 7 месяцев назад +12

      Might be the funniest video of all time

    • @F17Gunna
      @F17Gunna 7 месяцев назад +3

      He has a point tho🤔

    • @FAMEROB
      @FAMEROB 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@F17Gunnahow many cups did he use? 🤔

  • @tchanthaphaeng
    @tchanthaphaeng 7 месяцев назад +2826

    Dr. Seuss been real quiet after this masterpiece..

    • @SpecialJay
      @SpecialJay 7 месяцев назад +11

      Bravo 🎉

    • @joecardigan
      @joecardigan 7 месяцев назад +16

      This comment is the most under appreciated thing 😂

    • @ItUnidentified
      @ItUnidentified 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @dominique5496
      @dominique5496 7 месяцев назад +1

      😭😭😭💀💀

    • @noemorales7977
      @noemorales7977 7 месяцев назад +7

      I mean, he is dead been dead for years.

  • @johnfloyd5969
    @johnfloyd5969 6 месяцев назад +7

    This video will forever be remembered because of that genius line 😂 Legend

  • @SamTankko
    @SamTankko 7 месяцев назад +744

    Big smoke still up to his antics and being menace 😂😂

    • @x1RoBoT3x
      @x1RoBoT3x 7 месяцев назад +13

      "2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."

    • @FalloutPharaoh
      @FalloutPharaoh 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@x1RoBoT3x Not just any soda, Diet coke 😂

    • @ndefoejosephkaybay3867
      @ndefoejosephkaybay3867 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@x1RoBoT3x
      •HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahA•

    • @Avery_nice_guy
      @Avery_nice_guy 6 месяцев назад

      Best comment 😂

    • @shadowxthevampiressofficial
      @shadowxthevampiressofficial 6 месяцев назад

      He really does have Big Smoke vibes. He orders the whole damn menu. 🤣

  • @sjgambler9178
    @sjgambler9178 Год назад +2221

    The way he says “4 cup, 5 cup, 5 times double gulp fuck me” has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. The accent, the finger pointing, it’s perfect.

    • @eddyrodriguez6546
      @eddyrodriguez6546 11 месяцев назад +13

      You got to hear him say you can't play fucking Jenga with my Slurpee cups

    • @kbrand866
      @kbrand866 9 месяцев назад

      Abu say no no

    • @sterlingsteele5422
      @sterlingsteele5422 8 месяцев назад +1

      Bro I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ByzonGongeezo
      @ByzonGongeezo 7 месяцев назад +4

      Ayo. That shit caught me off guard and killed me for a couple minutes. “5 times double gulp fuck me” is fucking insane! 😂😂😂😂

    • @GenesisG70LaunchEdition
      @GenesisG70LaunchEdition 7 месяцев назад

      I’m over hear laughing my ass off lol 😂

  • @unwelcomemotivation
    @unwelcomemotivation 7 месяцев назад +1847

    I know its fake but his chill attitude is always hilarious

    • @CPUAlexis
      @CPUAlexis 7 месяцев назад +24

      Not fake, just two friends fucking around

    • @HAKIMEOVER9000
      @HAKIMEOVER9000 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@CPUAlexisThat means it's fake

    • @GonkaGonkaGonka
      @GonkaGonkaGonka 7 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@HAKIMEOVER9000 fake implies they are trying to pass it off as real

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 7 месяцев назад +2

      Reenactment video? Demonstration of past event video? We definitely need a name for these videos.

    • @lintran3211
      @lintran3211 7 месяцев назад +1

      this black dude learned NEW MATH back in the HS days.....btw Indian dudes are good in MATH and Tech.....lol

  • @misterunknown405
    @misterunknown405 7 месяцев назад +19

    “No no You have to GO! You have to GO!”😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thegreymarchhair564
      @thegreymarchhair564 6 месяцев назад +2

      Reminds me of John Pinette at the buffet...They said you go home and eat more vegetables... LOL

    • @drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft
      @drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft 5 месяцев назад

      Just put it in your mouth
      😂😅

    • @misterunknown405
      @misterunknown405 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft tf😂💀

  • @orcoastgreenman
    @orcoastgreenman 7 месяцев назад +2105

    He hoping that 1000mg gummie gonna get the cashier to accept his cup tower as one… 😂

    • @Dark_Shogun
      @Dark_Shogun 7 месяцев назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @aquablue666
      @aquablue666 7 месяцев назад +55

      1000mg in one little gummie would be so dangerous 💀 I want one

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 7 месяцев назад +30

      That sounds like a forever weed gummy😭 you ain’t coming down for a week😂

    • @TheGreyShaman
      @TheGreyShaman 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Nokomomo228 hours

    • @hectorcardenas6614
      @hectorcardenas6614 7 месяцев назад +6

      I'd honestly give him the drink as 1 cup for being able to connect them all like that.

  • @josephcarter1172
    @josephcarter1172 7 месяцев назад +2704

    That brother would steal from his own momma..😂

    • @Greg-ox6ci
      @Greg-ox6ci 7 месяцев назад +25

      ,...Sugar will get the best of him
      #BodyPostive

    • @michaelvigil8220
      @michaelvigil8220 7 месяцев назад +4

      Have all 100$ in the bottom nd have a dollar bill on top and say it's only a dollar

    • @PrayerOfMannesah
      @PrayerOfMannesah 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Greg-ox6cionly alive once

    • @Alex-or8rk
      @Alex-or8rk 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@pausedforcyberbullying_ strong argument to behave and be decent and good and not the opposite.

    • @KASeltzer
      @KASeltzer 7 месяцев назад +3

      Where you think he got that shirt?

  • @a7x_nomadiceagle482
    @a7x_nomadiceagle482 Год назад +4246

    “5 times double gulp fuck me”💀💀

  • @ThomasMcDonald-v3d
    @ThomasMcDonald-v3d 7 месяцев назад +5

    Man trying to calm that anger down with a gummy bear 😂

  • @jetsbcuzyolo90
    @jetsbcuzyolo90 7 месяцев назад +601

    "5 times double gulp f*** me!" Funniest thing ive ever heard! Lmao

    • @Holywinter792
      @Holywinter792 7 месяцев назад +3

      You have to go you have to go

    • @badbuisness1738
      @badbuisness1738 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TLClarke
    @TLClarke 7 месяцев назад +828

    "5x double gulp, f**k me." I'm so gone🤣

    • @Mask3dMayhem
      @Mask3dMayhem 7 месяцев назад +8

      Thank you for actually putting what he said. All these ppl putting quotations up misquoting the dude not realizing quotations are for the EXACT quote lmfao

    • @LtDisaster
      @LtDisaster 7 месяцев назад

      Accuracy acknowledged

  • @theultimatemk4567
    @theultimatemk4567 7 месяцев назад +4545

    “Just put it in ya mouf. I’ll eat it” 😂😂😂😂
    Edit: I’ve never had a comment with so many likes this is crazzzy

    • @iPissOnTalmud
      @iPissOnTalmud 7 месяцев назад +90

      Homie was wild for that one

    • @posadist681
      @posadist681 7 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@iPissOnTalmudi would open up wide for him

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 7 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@posadist681You got me howling. Hahaha

    • @Rodriguez882
      @Rodriguez882 7 месяцев назад

      That fat guy is worried about the wrong thing.

    • @emmetttaylue7196
      @emmetttaylue7196 7 месяцев назад +5

      That had me pausing when I heard that…

  • @P3strode
    @P3strode 7 месяцев назад +9

    THE FINAL BOSS OF CUSTOMER SERVICE 💀

  • @TyCarr
    @TyCarr 7 месяцев назад +1564

    I don’t think I’ve ever encountered such comedic gluttony 😂😂😂

    • @TannerCoIin
      @TannerCoIin 7 месяцев назад +7

      America

    • @indigonai1565
      @indigonai1565 7 месяцев назад +8

      You’ve never been in a 7-11 or Midwest convenience store

    • @Greenistired
      @Greenistired 7 месяцев назад +3

      Caseoh's cousin

    • @willjessncarson
      @willjessncarson 7 месяцев назад +2

      How did he even achieve that??? Hahaha

    • @TyCarr
      @TyCarr 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@indigonai1565 lol I used to live in a building that shares a parking lot with a 7-11, so I practically lived there😭😭 this guy is just a rare specimen.

  • @craigqrater4187
    @craigqrater4187 7 месяцев назад +546

    "Five times double gulp f me!" had me rollin 😂😂😂

    • @treemuger1
      @treemuger1 7 месяцев назад +4

      Casting a spell

    • @emmarolon6990
      @emmarolon6990 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hahahaha 😂 laughing so hard

    • @momango2201
      @momango2201 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blaze5009
      @blaze5009 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah that was sorta the punchline of the video if you will

  • @alonzoboyd8636
    @alonzoboyd8636 Год назад +777

    lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 he tried to pay him with gummy bears he hasn't even paid for yet 🤣 😂 😭

  • @gokublack3172
    @gokublack3172 6 месяцев назад +4

    "You have to go" "you have to go"💀🤣🤣

  • @caibra88
    @caibra88 7 месяцев назад +1015

    😂 i am deaaaaddddd. Dude is a comedic icon without even knowing it. "5x double gulp fuck me"😂 is the line of the year

    • @Anna-q7v8u
      @Anna-q7v8u 7 месяцев назад

      Sho you right!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉😂🎉😂😂❤😂🎉😂❤😂🎉😂❤😂😂

    • @arnoarno1092
      @arnoarno1092 7 месяцев назад +9

      No these guys are very aware of how funny they are. They’re good friends making funny little skits

    • @stephenlamley541
      @stephenlamley541 7 месяцев назад

      Made me grin. Brilliant

    • @Keoncc
      @Keoncc 7 месяцев назад

      this was 2 years ago so really it would be "the best line of 2022"

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 7 месяцев назад

      No , he’s aware. This is staged bro

  • @jameswallace5133
    @jameswallace5133 7 месяцев назад +269

    “It’s one cup, it has one lid”
    Fucking sent me 💀

  • @chicken
    @chicken 7 месяцев назад +205

    "5 times double gulp fuck me" had me cracking up! The way he counted was hilarious.

    • @R3tro..
      @R3tro.. 7 месяцев назад +2

      U be everywhere 😂

    • @ShannonMae88
      @ShannonMae88 7 месяцев назад

      @@R3tro..Fr tho

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog Месяц назад

      @@R3tro..he's lacking, the video was uploaded last year.

  • @Ak-sg3fb
    @Ak-sg3fb 7 месяцев назад +10

    GTA 6 graphics looking too real

    • @drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft
      @drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft 5 месяцев назад

      This will be the cut scene I'll let play or slide
      😂😅

  • @Emily7778
    @Emily7778 7 месяцев назад +561

    “Five times double gulp, fuck me” is the most beautiful thing I’ve heard today 🤣

  • @1-MOOSE
    @1-MOOSE 7 месяцев назад +373

    “You have to go, you have to go”😂😂😂

  • @JRae1
    @JRae1 7 месяцев назад +326

    "You have to go, you have to go, no" 😂 it's the delivery lmaooo

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 7 месяцев назад

      You have to go for your diabetes treatment

    • @JRae1
      @JRae1 7 месяцев назад

      @@CorePathway 😂😂

  • @xoxo81624
    @xoxo81624 7 месяцев назад +3

    The fear in that man’s voice when he said “you have to go”

  • @TonySatta
    @TonySatta 7 месяцев назад +376

    These two are best friends for life. I refuse to believe otherwise 😂😂

    • @rainonwires
      @rainonwires 7 месяцев назад +11

      This. I also refuse to believe this DIDN'T start as a regular customer asking if he could do it.

    • @MarisAmelia
      @MarisAmelia 7 месяцев назад

      What does John 3:16 mean? God humbly left behind the glory of heaven to come into our dirty and sinful world to live our life, but to live it perfectly and save us trom the consequences of our own bad actions by suffering instead of us. How did He save us from our sins? After living a perfect/sinless life He was arrested, abused physically and verbally, then nailed to a cross by His hands/wrists and feet. While dying on the cross Jesus didn't get angry with the people who were killing Him, instead, He forgave them and continued loving them. Then He died. But that isn't the end of the story: Jesus rose on the third day and conquered death so that we all have a chance to be forgiven and saved. People used to sacrifice animals to God in order to be forgiven, but God sent His Son to be the ultimate sacrifice so that we are saved just by believing in Him. Why would He do all of this for us? To answer simply, because He loves you that much. His love for you never ends and it's so real that He was willing to die for you. Try to think of one other person or "god" who has ever died and then rose from the dead for you just because He loves you and wants you to be saved, you can't because there isn't anyone else who has or ever would. He wants a relationship with you. His arms are open and He's patiently waiting for you to turn around and accept His love.
      To hear the whole story read the gospels, I recommend this order: John, Mark, Matthew, Luke!

    • @LaVidaComida
      @LaVidaComida 7 месяцев назад +1

      Like duh. Like duh. Like duh.

    • @littlewormbutt
      @littlewormbutt 7 месяцев назад +2

      they are!

  • @LewdMe
    @LewdMe Год назад +1151

    "Just put it in your mouth" 💀💀💀

  • @Shasgirl
    @Shasgirl 7 месяцев назад +293

    I need to see more of how he initially approached offering the gummy bear 😂😂😂

    • @mr.whatchmucallit4333
      @mr.whatchmucallit4333 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

    • @derrick5380
      @derrick5380 7 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/user/shortsMPw_Sx7NqZc?si=Rd1yj9dvwcYe6NEq

    • @frankiel2980
      @frankiel2980 7 месяцев назад +7

      Dude saw the guy coming over PISSED and was thinking "this will sweeten him up"

  • @MoneyDcooking
    @MoneyDcooking 5 месяцев назад +1

    The 5x shirt ad In The corner of the video just killed me 😂

  • @El_Papon
    @El_Papon 7 месяцев назад +109

    Bro this shit funny as hell 😂😂😂 every time he says it, it has me crankin tf up

    • @KookinHaole
      @KookinHaole 7 месяцев назад +7

      The more it loops, the funnier it gets.

    • @darkvoid54
      @darkvoid54 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@KookinHaolenah fr😭

  • @Jklmnop12372
    @Jklmnop12372 7 месяцев назад +461

    "You have to go" 😂😂😂 that boy stressed tf out

    • @IlakuSoKingg
      @IlakuSoKingg 7 месяцев назад +3

      You would be too if u own a gas station & that dude got all them cups want to pay 1.69 out the door 😂

    • @Jklmnop12372
      @Jklmnop12372 7 месяцев назад

      @@IlakuSoKingg its ONE lid 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @Liquidity624
    @Liquidity624 Год назад +139

    Top 10 Banned Anime Weapons

  • @leroyduncan9368
    @leroyduncan9368 7 месяцев назад +1

    "There is only one place for a straw" breathing hard munching a gummy bear is wild antics

  • @3.7Q
    @3.7Q Год назад +444

    “5 times double gulp fuck me” 🤣💀

  • @DILLIGAFFB
    @DILLIGAFFB 7 месяцев назад +428

    Home boy tried to give him the Joey Diaz candy so they could see things the same way.

    • @CacD47
      @CacD47 7 месяцев назад +4

      Get them stars.

    • @amberheardsdog
      @amberheardsdog 7 месяцев назад +4

      “little cole died because a surgeon was too high on red ice to operate”

    • @BillySpain888
      @BillySpain888 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hahahahahhahaahha😂😂😂

    • @syphlexsyphlex762
      @syphlexsyphlex762 7 месяцев назад +1

      The fact that Joey Diaz is such a menace that everyone knows him is amazing

  • @Fullsendlayup
    @Fullsendlayup 7 месяцев назад +379

    That "fuck me" was way too personal 😂
    Hope his day got better

  • @Trap-mm6wg
    @Trap-mm6wg 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is a Classic,No lie 🤣😂😭💯😈☠️

  • @Gunnumn
    @Gunnumn Год назад +198

    Ive been watching this short 5 times a week for the past 5 weeks.

  • @josephjf3226
    @josephjf3226 7 месяцев назад +81

    "Five times double gulp fuck me" is my new favourite thing

  • @Shhtick
    @Shhtick 7 месяцев назад +91

    “5x double cup F*** me” I’m dead 😂

  • @weddwedd6305
    @weddwedd6305 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂 this beef been going on for years 😂😂 they need to get the settle at the courthouse 😂😂😂

  • @mosalacommodore6993
    @mosalacommodore6993 7 месяцев назад +85

    This is the first time ive actually agreed with the worker in these 😂.

    • @auti5ticweeb633
      @auti5ticweeb633 7 месяцев назад +6

      Technically it's still one cup. It's just a really long cup with ONE lid.

    • @9richy6bram8
      @9richy6bram8 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@auti5ticweeb633No TECHNICALLY he just put 4 cups on the bottom of the cup with the lid Lol

    • @flamingblood8447
      @flamingblood8447 7 месяцев назад +1

      bro what do you mean first time? y'all act like customer service doesn't have to listen to their boss. they literally have to do what their boss tells them to do to keep the job. to make it right for one customer takes their job away. how many jobs would you go through before you give up and just do your job?

    • @auti5ticweeb633
      @auti5ticweeb633 7 месяцев назад

      @@9richy6bram8 technically it's not considered a cup if there is no bottom. He pretty connected 4 plastic tubes together to make an extremely long cup.

  • @darrellhicks9024
    @darrellhicks9024 Год назад +304

    “It’s only one lid” next level logic

    • @katew.176
      @katew.176 Год назад +8

      That's like the logic of the children in my classroom during math 😂

    • @Mali-kuValdes
      @Mali-kuValdes 7 месяцев назад

      So my girl can sit on my lap and I'm buying one plane ticket

    • @FAMEROB
      @FAMEROB 7 месяцев назад

      if he removes the lid= no cup

  • @jordankaltenbach5295
    @jordankaltenbach5295 7 месяцев назад +115

    Speaking to the man like he just smoked crack in the store 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kma12389
      @kma12389 7 месяцев назад +2

      He might as well have cuz wtf is that cup?! 😂

  • @chesiaanderson4555
    @chesiaanderson4555 7 месяцев назад

    Nooo... You have to go!! You have to go!!!😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fuckn dying RN 😂😂😂😂

  • @l1c3dl
    @l1c3dl Год назад +404

    5x double gulp fuck me 💀😭

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer 7 месяцев назад +81

    I've been watching this on loop for a few minutes now, and I like to think that's just them going back and forth; he keeps trying to feed him snacks to defuse the situation, and they both keep making the same arguments over and over

    • @saradeyo9434
      @saradeyo9434 6 месяцев назад

      Nah that's not to diffuse 🤣that's to piss indian dude off😂😂

    • @DanOdalson
      @DanOdalson 6 месяцев назад +1

      Oh bro I love you too

    • @mtrteddy5
      @mtrteddy5 6 месяцев назад

      rot consumeth

  • @GusTheGamingFanatic
    @GusTheGamingFanatic 7 месяцев назад +120

    He sounds like a pissed Count Dracula

  • @Admrilacbar300
    @Admrilacbar300 6 месяцев назад

    Why does the 7-Eleven guy sound like what I expected him to sound like.

  • @octaviag7286
    @octaviag7286 7 месяцев назад +40

    The desperation in his voice when he said "you have to go"😂😂😂

    • @charityonika7306
      @charityonika7306 7 месяцев назад +2

      He's fed up! 🫣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kma12389
      @kma12389 7 месяцев назад

      He can see the dollars burning for every second that man is in there. Dude is a straight menace with that cup! 😂

  • @MichaelRoman-sy5ro
    @MichaelRoman-sy5ro Год назад +267

    I love how calm the brother is. Is like only one cup and I lid only

    • @amaturearcadia
      @amaturearcadia Год назад +7

      I feel like this isn't the first time lol he's even trying to feed him Gummi bears to calm him lol

    • @josephfrechette9916
      @josephfrechette9916 9 месяцев назад +2

      Its one cup. But the price just went up five times.

  • @carolynniemann6934
    @carolynniemann6934 7 месяцев назад +69

    "The 5 times double gulp fxxk me" slurpee is now on the menu at 7 eleven for a limited time this summer. 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🤣

    • @lamontadair7063
      @lamontadair7063 7 месяцев назад +2

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @SinSacrifice
      @SinSacrifice 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@lamontadair7063 this could be the commercial and they could be over priced and I'd buy one

    • @wyattables2559
      @wyattables2559 7 месяцев назад +1

      This underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @St3vi2_HOE
    @St3vi2_HOE 7 месяцев назад

    I’ve been looking for this video for way too long 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TrillBelichick
    @TrillBelichick 7 месяцев назад +141

    Somebody told me these two are the Franchise owner and the General Manager. Fake or not these two are funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jasongoins2039
      @jasongoins2039 7 месяцев назад +8

      At this point, I can see that.

    • @anonymouskeys929
      @anonymouskeys929 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hello my name is the chosen one #1 & .....

  • @seven6two_
    @seven6two_ 7 месяцев назад +644

    “just put it in your mouth, okay i’ll eat it”😭😭

    • @Chris-pi7zq
      @Chris-pi7zq 7 месяцев назад +14

      That's the part that got me bro😂

    • @Cold_S0up
      @Cold_S0up 7 месяцев назад +20

      What was happening before this 😭 he’s acting like he’s being so reasonable

    • @qdcc5329
      @qdcc5329 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think the 5x double gulp f*c* me got him to the just put it in ya mouth point 😂😂

    • @malcolmpatterson2887
      @malcolmpatterson2887 7 месяцев назад

      He Wanted Him To "SCHWALLOW It Up"

    • @nlmbboogz7382
      @nlmbboogz7382 7 месяцев назад

      Off the rip is crazy 😭😭💯

  • @WavyHippie420
    @WavyHippie420 Год назад +336

    Yooooo this shit gold brah😂😂😂😂😂😂 “5x double Gulp F Me” I drop my damn phone yo🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @oouch217
      @oouch217 Год назад +1

      We seen the video and thousand other exact comments as you bro 💀

    • @jacobb7608
      @jacobb7608 Год назад +3

      @@oouch217 "nooooo I can't think of anything original but I want my precious likes" you're totally right

    • @CaptainRockoBD
      @CaptainRockoBD 11 месяцев назад

      @@jacobb7608y’all are both miserable incels lmfaooooo the comment section is for comments, he left a comment of his opinion/reaction to the video, this isn’t a like seeking comment…

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender 7 месяцев назад

      Please for the love of god just type like a normal person

    • @g29000
      @g29000 7 месяцев назад

      @@YodaOnABender please for the love of God go outside for once and put the ipad down

  • @HaftimeShow
    @HaftimeShow 6 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂 “it’s only one lid and one straw” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JayPaul95
    @JayPaul95 7 месяцев назад +64

    “Just put it in your mouth” is wild 😂😂

    • @mxdemom9507
      @mxdemom9507 7 месяцев назад +6

      On my fuckin soulll🤣🤣 i wanna kno that conversation instead of the cup convo🤣

    • @captainchillygorilla7315
      @captainchillygorilla7315 7 месяцев назад +2

      If you are a kid

  • @dblok4863
    @dblok4863 Год назад +107

    You have to go 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯 I'm done 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @officialpwesser6936
    @officialpwesser6936 7 месяцев назад +186

    “there’s only one cup , there’s only one lid” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JDAfrica
      @JDAfrica 7 месяцев назад

      He’s captain of his debating team.

  • @bodygangclipz
    @bodygangclipz 7 месяцев назад

    That “you have to go is insane” 😭😭😭😭

  • @lalareeves1941
    @lalareeves1941 7 месяцев назад +281

    The "5xs double gulp fck me!" Got me in TEARS!!!! 😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fischstix95
      @Fischstix95 7 месяцев назад +1

      5 double gulps, is a decigulp!

    • @gabe8138
      @gabe8138 7 месяцев назад +1

      Killed me lol I listened to it like three times to hear that line

    • @lalareeves1941
      @lalareeves1941 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@gabe8138 SAME! 🤣

  • @RealSMSi
    @RealSMSi 7 месяцев назад +191

    Indian 7/11 workers don't get payed enough for this 😭😭😭

    • @jibblesq
      @jibblesq 7 месяцев назад

      *paid, you illiterate.

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 7 месяцев назад +4

      You're right, they don't... So just let the man get his damned quintuplet double gulp (decuplet gulp?), take the gummy bear, and charge him tree fiddy 😅

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@CGoody564You understand 😂😂😂😂

    • @Kingofqueens.
      @Kingofqueens. 7 месяцев назад

      A lot of them are African and get mistaken for Indian

    • @gwhimsical
      @gwhimsical 7 месяцев назад

      They own the store and only the family work there. They have plenty of money.

  • @TheShroomWelder
    @TheShroomWelder 7 месяцев назад +83

    The way he counts reminds me of "1 fish, 2 fish, 3 fish, 4 fish" 🤣

    • @sromero6738
      @sromero6738 7 месяцев назад

      I just commented that.

  • @melissaross8528
    @melissaross8528 7 месяцев назад

    Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a while.🤣😜🤣

  • @elusive567
    @elusive567 2 года назад +174

    These guys r going to go viral this is hilarious

    • @sa_flames4587
      @sa_flames4587 Год назад +22

      They are already viral but their content has been taken and reposted with no credit.

    • @PharaohJonson
      @PharaohJonson Год назад

      ​@@sa_flames4587who are they I've been trying to find out

    • @tracywebb1061
      @tracywebb1061 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 keep um coming 😁😊😁😁😊😅😅😅😂😂

    • @happilygrimnate1628
      @happilygrimnate1628 Год назад

      They've went viral a long time ago.

  • @hquinn8635
    @hquinn8635 Год назад +31

    Got that man in there sounding like the Count from Sesame Street 😂😂😂😂

    • @dunbarf2413
      @dunbarf2413 Год назад +2

      Yes! 😂😂 I just commented the same before I got to this comment! 😂😂😂😂

  • @gutterbois
    @gutterbois 7 месяцев назад +29

    "5 times double gulp fu@k me." That got it 😂😂😂😂

  • @socialrose3070
    @socialrose3070 6 месяцев назад

    "5 times double gulp fuck me" is the greatest thing to say to yourself facing any fucked up situation.

  • @yuishishido8780
    @yuishishido8780 Год назад +40

    My man got himself a Dectouple Gulp Slurpee

    • @ebonyjones2910
      @ebonyjones2910 Год назад +1

      He's a genius tho if you think about it. He just brought people thoughts to reality.

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 Год назад

      A dectouple gulp fuck me**

    • @denisewhite5145
      @denisewhite5145 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ebonyjones2910yep !!! A different flavor in each cup🥰🥰🥰
      My diabetes says hell to tha no

    • @RastaJadeMoon
      @RastaJadeMoon 7 месяцев назад

      Honestly on a hot day that would be the best thing to have. They actually should sell this.

  • @anthonyfields-nd9vi
    @anthonyfields-nd9vi 7 месяцев назад +46

    Lmao I need that "5x double gulp fuck me" sound as a ringtone on my phone. 😂😂😅

  • @gtrdsh1568
    @gtrdsh1568 7 месяцев назад +31

    "Just put it in your mouth" might be the wildest opening for a video I've ever seen 😂

    • @coreyel3473
      @coreyel3473 7 месяцев назад

      😂😢😢😂😂😂😂😢😂

  • @D34DEY37
    @D34DEY37 5 месяцев назад

    “Theirs one lid” proved his point lmfao 🤣