Wish for Frieza's Death (Newgrounds Dragonball Z Collab)

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @marsil602the2nd
    @marsil602the2nd 6 лет назад +20700

    *you did not win, you have just severely pissed him off*
    every round one with a villain

  • @newgodnewworld
    @newgodnewworld 3 года назад +9427

    "I can't grant the power that's beyond me"said the dude who could make people immortal

    • @LeoLionxyzed
      @LeoLionxyzed 3 года назад +331

      Did we actually ever see one of the dragons grant immortality? There might be some rules that make it less awesome than anticipated.
      (Besides the Galaxy dragon from Super)

    • @JakeMXZero
      @JakeMXZero 3 года назад +377

      @@LeoLionxyzed Shenron, the earth dragon, grants immortality to a certain character at the end of one of the movies. However it's possible that immortality is beyond the Namekian dragon's power.

    • @deuspalirroia
      @deuspalirroia 3 года назад +107

      @@JakeMXZero movies aren't canon

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 3 года назад +161

      I think there's a reason to believe the dragons (except for the super dragon ball one) can't grant immortality. First of all, if it was possible it would stand to reason that either Kami or Guru would've made someone immortal in the face of a threat to the entire world/universe; it would've been real handy if one of the Namekians was immortal when Frieza attacked, or if one of the Earthlings was immortal when Cell/Buu needed to be dealt with, yet neither of them ever even suggested this. Also, Zamasu in Super uses the Super dragon balls, which are significantly harder to find than the dragon balls of Earth or Namek, in order to become immortal; why go through the extra trouble if the regular dragon balls were capable of granting the same wish?
      Secondly, King Piccolo, someone who definitely would know what the dragon balls were capable of, wished for eternal youth rather than immortality. That seems odd, why would he purposefully leave himself exposed to being killed when he had the choice to become truly unkillable, but it makes sense if you assume he had thought of immortality but knew it was impossible
      Third, if we think about what absolute immortality means, it is an extremely powerful ability. If you're incapable of being killed by literally anyone, including beings with godlike power such as Goku, doesn't that mean your immortality power is stronger than them, and hence the power to grant that wish had to be stronger than them as well? This would go against the idea that the dragon's power is limited
      None of this is solid evidence, but it's enough to convince me that complete immortality isn't something the dragon can grant

    • @Jadefox32
      @Jadefox32 3 года назад +21

      @@exantiuse497 Zamasu made Goku-Black immortal Zamasu himself is already immortal

  • @toalesovikk7168
    @toalesovikk7168 4 года назад +4426

    Now I understand why Frieza lost his shit during the fight.

    • @currericaterina5016
      @currericaterina5016 4 года назад +15

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    • @JD12899
      @JD12899 4 года назад +8

      What about frieza

    • @assassinbro2988
      @assassinbro2988 3 года назад +10

      @@currericaterina5016 agreed

    • @N8TH3GR8_06
      @N8TH3GR8_06 3 года назад +21

      @@currericaterina5016 yo he really do be spitting facts

    • @commenterforfun5154
      @commenterforfun5154 3 года назад +10

      @@currericaterina5016 So basically a 4 years old learns how to use a phone

  • @AzolZzQq_
    @AzolZzQq_ 3 года назад +10649

    I like how Shenron can bring people back to life but can’t kill anyone

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 3 года назад +966

      He could kill someone but if they are stronger than his creator then he can't. Shenron actually said that he could not kill someone stronger than the creator of the Dragon Balls in the original DBZ when Oolong wished for Nappa and Vegeta to be destroyed before they reached Earth. This does mean that if Kami and Piccolo were fused then they could have done so since it was stated that Kami was incredibly strong before he and King Piccolo split. So Shenron and the Namekian dragin could kill someone but not when they are strong like Frieza, who was the strongest in the universe till Goku turned Super Sayian and they later introduced Majin Buu who in DB Super was mentioned by Frieza as one of the two individuals that even he couldn't beat.

    • @santy09
      @santy09 3 года назад +298

      @@Khajiidaro i mean the still could go with creative ways to eliminate enemies, for example wish that the space ship of Vegeta and nappa disappear in the middle of the space then they would die because they can't breath in space

    • @sidroberts7960
      @sidroberts7960 3 года назад +100

      @@santy09 Maybe, but it would depend on how close to a planet they are. They can't breathe in space(unless you count movies as canon), but they can hold their breath and also fight in the upper atmosphere of a planet.

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 3 года назад +170

      I think Kami at one point states that he made the dragonballs specifically to give hope to people, to inspire them to perform great acts, knowing that there were some mythical treasures around that could help them. But people were greedy, so he hid them. I think it's also stated somewhere that the dragonballs can't revive people who died of natural causes, basically only murder, and of course, the original set could only revive people once. In that sense, the dragon balls weren't supposed to be tools of convenient murder. Even using them to kill a villain goes against the spirit of why they were made in the first place.
      But of course a lot of these rules got thrown out the window for the sake of extending the show, and being able to wish people into another dimension would just ruin the whole show

    • @santy09
      @santy09 3 года назад +49

      @@potaterjim now that's a good way to explain why they work like that.
      That makes sense

  • @ItsRetroPlanet
    @ItsRetroPlanet 4 года назад +9516

    "you did not win, you just severely pissed him off."
    So basically every final boss before the last phase.

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 года назад +58

      On the JRPG's anyway. :P

    • @ANONYMOUS-xx6sd
      @ANONYMOUS-xx6sd 4 года назад +38

      gohan and krillin's faces like OH SHIT!!!!!

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 года назад +12

      @@ANONYMOUS-xx6sd "Faces" but i feel you. :P

    • @ANONYMOUS-xx6sd
      @ANONYMOUS-xx6sd 4 года назад +9

      @@stevengreen9536 I misspelled it

    • @dhgmrz17
      @dhgmrz17 4 года назад +6

      Dark Souls boss flashbacks.

  • @pogmasterv3714
    @pogmasterv3714 3 года назад +4198

    For some reason I feel like anthrax wouldn’t do anything to frieza. Since he can breathe in the vacuum of space and all.

    • @dylanmcshane9976
      @dylanmcshane9976 3 года назад +75

      @Blind Sighted this one....is a thinker

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 3 года назад +15

      @@dylanmcshane9976 there's a huge difference between being a thinker and simply not being brain dead. You clearly lack that basic ability

    • @m1rhrv404
      @m1rhrv404 3 года назад +142

      @@KingNefiiria this one...needs a chill pill.

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 3 года назад +4

      @@m1rhrv404 Yes because calling someone out for being a dipshit is grounds for "not being chill."
      Try again, maybe?

    • @m1rhrv404
      @m1rhrv404 3 года назад +80

      @@KingNefiiria this one...needs a chill pill.
      Did it work yet?

  • @paulink
    @paulink 3 года назад +1406

    the comedic timing on the dragon saying “fuck you” kills me everytime

  • @somedudenamedaaron3239
    @somedudenamedaaron3239 3 года назад +790

    "you did not kill him,you severely pissed him off."
    The anime villain turning into his second phase

    • @Vas_Zee
      @Vas_Zee 3 года назад +2

      3 earth month,s
      I think...

    • @cubechan1938
      @cubechan1938 2 месяца назад

      Including him

  • @jamessm4401
    @jamessm4401 4 года назад +4501

    The wish wasn’t that bad. Any room frieza is in instantly gets filled with infinite big dicked tarantulas that are filled with poison gas. He can never kill enough of them and will eventually get surrounded by them. He won’t be able to enter any structure because that then becomes his room.

    • @muffinpops2270
      @muffinpops2270 3 года назад +306

      If he owns the empire and all of its properties then all the frezia force ships and buildings are affected

    • @VengefulV2018
      @VengefulV2018 3 года назад +290

      @@muffinpops2270 imagine how badly the soldiers and ginyu force are freaking out.Jeice probably screaming more than bulma

    • @MizterLamp
      @MizterLamp 3 года назад +181

      @@VengefulV2018 why would the space Australian be worried about big dicked spiders
      ....
      I mean.

    • @VengefulV2018
      @VengefulV2018 3 года назад +110

      @@MizterLamp because space Australia only got the spider part.He'd probably thinking their mutated from Space Florida Man.But hey, I doubt Zarbon is complaining

    • @TitanForcemax
      @TitanForcemax 3 года назад +20

      But what if he destroyed the entire ship.

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 4 года назад +3221

    Goku: hey guys! Did you wish our friends back?
    Gohan: uhhhhhh....
    Krillin: *Sips profusely*

    • @hatmo1240
      @hatmo1240 4 года назад +64

      Also krillin:"god this pepsi is so f*cking good"

    • @TimG594
      @TimG594 4 года назад +9

      @@hatmo1240 also if you read it, its his own piss too.

    • @hatmo1240
      @hatmo1240 4 года назад +4

      @@TimG594 yeah you are right🤣

    • @narancia8384
      @narancia8384 4 года назад +2

      Damn bro I seen you on papa berto videos

    • @doomfatlikesbluesphere9984
      @doomfatlikesbluesphere9984 4 года назад +2

      We all watched the video you didn't need to say that

  • @Boba_Fields
    @Boba_Fields 4 года назад +7606

    TFS Goku saying “Freeza” and not “Freezer” doesn’t sit right😂😂😂

    • @IAmGun.
      @IAmGun. 4 года назад +124

      Masako fucked it up ;

    • @Teo_live
      @Teo_live 4 года назад +56

      As a kid i always thought it was freezer >.>

    • @SifAbyssWalker
      @SifAbyssWalker 4 года назад +242

      It is Freezer. It is supposed to be a joke since the saiyans are named after vegetables and food, so the villain was called freezer.
      But the japanese pronounced it "Freeza" because engrish.
      The english dub thought that was his name and proceeded to call him that. Every other translation calls him Freezer.

    • @NetherlandsFirst
      @NetherlandsFirst 4 года назад +64

      @@SifAbyssWalker Yeah, just like with Coola. Except for some reason, I think Coola is called Cooler in the English dub. So they got it right with Cooler but not with Freezer.

    • @abubakrakram6208
      @abubakrakram6208 4 года назад +39

      Brandon Magallanes Yes, Freeza’s name is a pun like every other name in DB. No, it was never literally supposed to be the word it was being made a pun out of, as that would ruin the entire point.

  • @MasterCrash123
    @MasterCrash123 2 года назад +120

    Plot Twist: the anthrax is what made Goku sick in the Cell Saga.

  • @snaketheadversary6964
    @snaketheadversary6964 4 года назад +5938

    That pepsi must have been even better than a 2am Stoned and just finished a half pounder before bed Pepsi.

  • @pacecory1
    @pacecory1 4 года назад +4773

    When you watch this, hear tfs voices, and realize they won't be making anymore dbza...

  • @kanserthecrab899
    @kanserthecrab899 6 лет назад +7849

    Dragon ball Abridged voices... except Krillin...

  • @ledbileq
    @ledbileq 2 года назад +1888

    2:34 their faces kill me every time 💀

  • @The-Omega-Blade
    @The-Omega-Blade 4 года назад +1070

    "You just severely pissed him off" he was already at that stage...

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 года назад +16

      No he was just an all round asshole. I don't think the freeza we knew ever even knew what pissed off was, since he never had to deal with venomous dick tarantulas in canon.

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 года назад +5

      @@medexamtoolscom full of anthrax, and hit by a anthrax truck.

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 года назад +2

      @Justin Shih anthrax is technically a poison, not a disease, the whole spiders full of anthrax probably means their poison.

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 4 года назад +1

      @Justin Shih he cannot, frieza has been mentioned at some point to be quite immune to things that humans would normally get, but seeing as he's a mutant version of his own race, this isn't surprising.

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 4 года назад +1

      @Justin Shih tis just a joke because gohan is _nerdy_

  • @witherrick6856
    @witherrick6856 4 года назад +675

    *1:45** When somone roast you but you have nothing else to say...*

  • @metroplier2670
    @metroplier2670 4 года назад +1450

    2:34 krillins head says "Homo" 😂

  • @LAZY-RUBY
    @LAZY-RUBY 2 года назад +654

    I love the way Gohan pronounces it "tarantulers" at 1:12

    • @rydoggo
      @rydoggo Год назад +31

      That's a MasakoX thing, he once called Vegeta "Vegeter"

    • @Mat_mep
      @Mat_mep Год назад +14

      ⁠@@rydoggoyeah it’s his accent, words that end with “uh’s” is what gets him

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. Год назад +7

      MasakoX who voices Goku and Gohan in dbza is british. Thats why he calls Freeza "Freezer" as a joke.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 Год назад

      ​@@imhappy._. I think he calls him freezer cuz hes called that in everything but the english dub

    • @nightmares8213
      @nightmares8213 Год назад

      @@leaffinite2001 No, they’ve said Frieza being called Freezer is a small poke at Masako pronouncing words that end with -A with an -er

  • @T3hAdministrat0r
    @T3hAdministrat0r 6 лет назад +591

    Best Pepsi commercial ever!

  • @bloodyririslefttesticle297
    @bloodyririslefttesticle297 4 года назад +929

    0:43 The class when the bullied kid in a wheelchair stands up

    • @emanmyboi8566
      @emanmyboi8566 4 года назад +11

      Is there a source to this music?

    • @ShiryuInTime
      @ShiryuInTime 4 года назад +9

      @@emanmyboi8566 ruclips.net/video/b4Hi7XbEhg0/видео.html

    • @emanmyboi8566
      @emanmyboi8566 4 года назад +4

      @@ShiryuInTime thx

    • @gerardohernandez7099
      @gerardohernandez7099 4 года назад +7

      And you find out he’s rocking some sick calves.

    • @flammebleue7658
      @flammebleue7658 3 года назад +1

      And then he goes at 0,00000000001% of his full power.

  • @justwacer
    @justwacer 6 лет назад +1662

    0:42 When you and your brother broke your parents 80 inch screen TV

    • @Karen-oq2zz
      @Karen-oq2zz 5 лет назад +84

      I'm afraid that wish cannot be granted

    • @justwacer
      @justwacer 5 лет назад +8

      @@Karen-oq2zz yup

    • @demonnekoboy666
      @demonnekoboy666 5 лет назад +75

      0:57 When your parents saw that you broke it

    • @justwacer
      @justwacer 5 лет назад +8

      @@demonnekoboy666 big Oof

    • @aaronfletcher1937
      @aaronfletcher1937 5 лет назад +6

      'Break' and that happend to me and my brother we broke our parents tv

  • @Felix-Felix
    @Felix-Felix 2 месяца назад +17

    Years later I still believe this was a cleverly disguised pepsi ad

  • @TheMAM
    @TheMAM 6 лет назад +1677

    Was pleasently surprised to hear MasakoX in this lol.

    • @kernosbattoons6504
      @kernosbattoons6504 6 лет назад +32

      TheMAM I was also pleasently surprised the ending theme was the Budokai 2 opening

    • @br9760
      @br9760 6 лет назад

      Gotta get that work....

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 6 лет назад +1

      Me too. Masakox is awesome

    • @malianiadean5344
      @malianiadean5344 6 лет назад +1

      Who's MasakoX

    • @keykey421
      @keykey421 6 лет назад +5

      DiamondRetriever 24 Why he's the voice actor of Gohan in TFS Dragon Ball Z Abridged Series c:

  • @BingBangPoe
    @BingBangPoe 6 лет назад +3150

    Oney was indeed a revolution when it comes to DBZ parodies. Everyone does like him now.

    • @reginaldbutcha4844
      @reginaldbutcha4844 6 лет назад +98

      El Rocky Raccoon they'll never come close to the one true Lord and savior oney

    • @TGSuineg
      @TGSuineg 6 лет назад +6

      For real, dog.

    • @LukemDakuwa
      @LukemDakuwa 6 лет назад +54

      Hey this is egoraptor's style

    • @TGSuineg
      @TGSuineg 6 лет назад +34

      I remember that back when he used to make content.

    • @lab6307
      @lab6307 6 лет назад +5

      Rejinald Richard Oney is not even that good ,-,

  • @monsterno.definablenever.3484
    @monsterno.definablenever.3484 4 года назад +633

    "How long is a Namekian year, piccolo?"

    • @davidtucker9498
      @davidtucker9498 4 года назад +159

      364 Namekian days later...
      Superkamiguru: Be a real dick move if I died right now...

    • @toiletop6928
      @toiletop6928 3 года назад +22

      10000000 years if 5 minutes is 19 episodes

    • @时光-e7s
      @时光-e7s 3 года назад +13

      SuperKamiGuru: HGHHHHHHHHH

    • @demegwgaming
      @demegwgaming 3 года назад

      i year fir nameks is 3 month earthtime

    • @thetruth45678
      @thetruth45678 2 года назад +8

      Piccolo: "I don't know. No one's ever lived long enough to find out. Plus, we don't really write stuff down, and our oral traditions are.... questionable."
      SuperKamiGuru: "... and then I slayed the Jabberwocky. True story."

  • @Kepler170
    @Kepler170 2 года назад +87

    The genuine panic out of Frieza was priceless

  • @capolol5976
    @capolol5976 6 лет назад +1971

    They could make wish to replace Frieza's blood for orange juice or something, idk

    • @hazydoom69
      @hazydoom69 6 лет назад +284

      Capolol the Capolized Capolol but that wouldn't be as nearly as efficient as dick spiders

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 6 лет назад +94

      Rules of the dragon shenron or porunga can't change someone who is stronger than its creator

    • @yunusahmed2940
      @yunusahmed2940 6 лет назад +50

      @@saiyanfang1047
      Shenron moved Broly

    • @119pieman
      @119pieman 6 лет назад +19

      @@yunusahmed2940 movies aren't canon, except the new DBS Broly movie

    • @yunusahmed2940
      @yunusahmed2940 6 лет назад +15

      @@119pieman all of them are canon.
      No I'm not saying they all take place in the main continuity

  • @derekurbina7371
    @derekurbina7371 4 года назад +305

    1:38 😂
    Porunga being so tired of them makes my day

  • @GigaChad-qf6dk
    @GigaChad-qf6dk 4 года назад +363

    I love how krillin smiled when Gohan was shocked😂😂😂

  • @LoverofChildren
    @LoverofChildren 2 года назад +9

    Only years later do I notice the reference to Chris Chan with the gigantic straw.

  • @egalvan001
    @egalvan001 6 лет назад +806

    Welcome to Chili's How May i help you!
    1:42

  • @XentaLynx
    @XentaLynx 6 лет назад +931

    1:46 when you got banned because you swearing on chirstian minecraft server

    • @wolfangstrike2220
      @wolfangstrike2220 6 лет назад +16

      Fitraxpo HD this comment had me pee myself

    • @supreme-1293
      @supreme-1293 6 лет назад +8

      It’s more like 0:42

    • @primevelocity3444
      @primevelocity3444 6 лет назад +1

      Ooooooooof

    • @billlupin8345
      @billlupin8345 6 лет назад +1

      Nah, see, I'd ask them if it was ok to talk about fisting or docking.
      Y'know, give 'em some food for thought before the banhammer drops.

    • @nOT_sURE08
      @nOT_sURE08 6 лет назад +1

      Christian minecraft server? What do they even do? Build crosses all day?

  • @nate3487
    @nate3487 4 года назад +172

    It's weird that even though Masako doesn't talk in an English accent as Gohan, you can still sort of hear it when he says "tarantuler'.

  • @BrandonBattleblade
    @BrandonBattleblade 3 года назад +11

    “You just severely pissed him off”
    Depleting the boss’s health bar once

  • @theradioguy2990
    @theradioguy2990 5 лет назад +724

    2:28 did anyone see that krillin was drinking his own piss?

    • @toottoot750
      @toottoot750 5 лет назад +11

      Yes

    • @ZIN-lt6tv
      @ZIN-lt6tv 4 года назад +8

      Play in slow motion to see

    • @killua1039
      @killua1039 4 года назад +50

      2:25 yellow liquid leaking out of the cup

    • @dragonballfan6481
      @dragonballfan6481 4 года назад +4

      WAIT WHAT??

    • @xemblazonx
      @xemblazonx 4 года назад +21

      Not to mention the label 'My Piss'(lol)

  • @System509
    @System509 6 лет назад +3189

    Holy shit he said Freeza's name right with his Goku voice. That's weird haha

    • @finnainsley9088
      @finnainsley9088 6 лет назад +50

      Kioken!
      Kio-what?

    • @crackdchosen1
      @crackdchosen1 6 лет назад +63

      It just sounds weird when he says it right

    • @gamma2589
      @gamma2589 6 лет назад +9

      Jack Mehoff KAI-oken.

    • @kirbytheotaku737
      @kirbytheotaku737 6 лет назад +5

      System509 it sounds really weird

    • @rensv7928
      @rensv7928 6 лет назад +11

      I just kaioken't bear his voice saiyan frieza.

  • @m0jo-j0jos3npai3
    @m0jo-j0jos3npai3 4 года назад +384

    0:50 krillin’s face had me dead for a bit😭

    • @helennonato4650
      @helennonato4650 3 года назад +5

      But how? Wasn't Krillin's face supposed to be funny?

    • @wired2u746
      @wired2u746 3 года назад

      @@helennonato4650 its off by a but, but one time krillins face just 2 dots and a line

    • @2020-blocky
      @2020-blocky 3 года назад +9

      0:49

  • @LeGoatEdits
    @LeGoatEdits 2 года назад +42

    Love how Gohan and Krillin can make wishes in To Shenron in English when in the original they must speak namekian

    • @heijimikata7181
      @heijimikata7181 Месяц назад +1

      You’re not dealing with the average Dragon anymore…

    • @FloreyXE
      @FloreyXE 12 часов назад

      THAT'S PORUNGA

  • @iheartsleepy
    @iheartsleepy 5 лет назад +2407

    When you date your best friend's crush
    Best friend:
    1:44

    • @animationguyfull
      @animationguyfull 4 года назад +176

      awfully specific meme bruh, need to vent sum?

    • @fuckingmetalasfuck4718
      @fuckingmetalasfuck4718 4 года назад +45

      Oof. That best friend is me lol

    • @macgraeme3132
      @macgraeme3132 4 года назад +102

      That does not follow the bro code thus, he shall be executed

    • @kuma9843
      @kuma9843 4 года назад +45

      I feel there's a story behind this comments.

    • @smine404
      @smine404 4 года назад +3

      Mac Graeme lmao

  • @GokuOffersYouAPotara
    @GokuOffersYouAPotara 5 лет назад +367

    Krillin: *kisses gohan*
    FBI OPEN UP

    • @thelegendhimself.
      @thelegendhimself. 4 года назад +5

      More like
      Galactic patrol open up

    • @Darth_Cornpop
      @Darth_Cornpop 4 года назад +5

      **Chris Hansen shows up**
      "Take a seat, right over there. I have a few questions I'd like to ask you."

  • @joshjess9841
    @joshjess9841 6 лет назад +44

    2:20 That would BETTER explain the heart virus later on.

  • @williamdent2947
    @williamdent2947 3 года назад +17

    0:42 when your mom calls you by your full name

  • @fartblartdudushemisphere3431
    @fartblartdudushemisphere3431 5 лет назад +308

    0:42
    you and your brother when you realize you left the stove on for 7 hours

  • @a.a.3291
    @a.a.3291 4 года назад +444

    1:10 Krillin was shamed for kissing Gohan

  • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
    @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 6 лет назад +436

    2:33 The face of true regret

  • @christinarummel5811
    @christinarummel5811 2 года назад +4

    My fact was right no fictional charecter can survive truck kun

  • @colly407
    @colly407 4 года назад +966

    In the japanese dub, goku canonically sounds like that

    • @someedgyaccount3589
      @someedgyaccount3589 3 года назад +116

      That’s team four star goku, I highly recommend you watch

    • @tonberry2670
      @tonberry2670 3 года назад +76

      Dragon ball z abridged.
      The voice for Goku is also the same voice for Gohan here. They don't go past the end of the cell saga, but its a wonderful new way to experience the show all over again

    • @BossKitty4626
      @BossKitty4626 3 года назад +8

      Nop not a bit

    • @colly407
      @colly407 3 года назад +5

      @@BossKitty4626 no I mean the like sub version. I guess I said dub cuz if He was speaking japanese the voice would sound similar but just in japanese

    • @Ormanian
      @Ormanian 3 года назад +3

      Did you know another DBTuber voices goku in the TFS Abridged versions?
      It’s masako-x

  • @gene4438
    @gene4438 6 лет назад +91

    2:35 *H O M O*

  • @kevinistrash3872
    @kevinistrash3872 6 лет назад +896

    Guess Porunga is a coke lover

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato 2 года назад +21

    "whatever, I've still got some of my old pepsi"
    fucking lost it dude

  • @m5m217
    @m5m217 5 лет назад +497

    0:42 when you and your brother set the house on fire.

    • @hazydoom69
      @hazydoom69 5 лет назад +22

      0:50 when you realize your brother was planning to do this all along.

    • @FemkjeMW
      @FemkjeMW 4 года назад +9

      More like 2:30

    • @phantom8926
      @phantom8926 4 года назад

      @@hazydoom69 so Kane and Undertaker?

    • @PBC_WAS_TAKEN
      @PBC_WAS_TAKEN 4 года назад +4

      The mum: 1:44
      The dad: 10:00

    • @cosmox.cystance4751
      @cosmox.cystance4751 4 года назад +2

      0:49

  • @Mike_Ka-Chowski
    @Mike_Ka-Chowski 4 года назад +40

    2:10 the music started playing and I was waiting for someone to tell me if this was a non-profit fan base parody

  • @Eva-uw6uo
    @Eva-uw6uo 4 года назад +82

    0:57 When you die in Bloodborne and have to fight your way all the way back to where you were killed

  • @karinpacheco1879
    @karinpacheco1879 2 месяца назад +3

    2:46 GOD this pepsi is so FUCKING GOOD
    2:28 Krillin drinking his PISS

  • @torquetheprisoner
    @torquetheprisoner 6 лет назад +600

    so that explanes how goku got that hart virus

  • @cakeisyummy232
    @cakeisyummy232 5 лет назад +68

    I swear, Masako makes everything feel like abridged lmafo

  • @BulmaBunny
    @BulmaBunny 6 лет назад +2974

    hehe Masako

    • @leoniedechal4289
      @leoniedechal4289 6 лет назад +56

      Bulma Bunny ur clickbait,ain’t judgin’ just sayin’ it

    • @brokenray6525
      @brokenray6525 6 лет назад +7

      Léonie Dechal how

    • @dupecarter315
      @dupecarter315 6 лет назад +8

      RSh-12 titties is clickbait

    • @BulmaBunny
      @BulmaBunny 6 лет назад +21

      Léonie Dechal thank you 💜💜💜💜💜💜

    • @OneandonlyKiwi
      @OneandonlyKiwi 6 лет назад +4

      Bulma Bunny i would love to see your lovely reaction to this video ❤️

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hear me out:
    "I wish poison able to kill (insert villain) suddenly appeared in (insert villain)'s mouth!"

  • @gbdeck200
    @gbdeck200 6 лет назад +94

    Their faces had me rolling
    The random Krillin face in between lol
    kiss a child why, so random

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 6 лет назад +11

      Apparently Gohan slapped the shit out of him for doing that lol

    • @picturepickle4992
      @picturepickle4992 6 лет назад

      Samsara lol ya

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 6 лет назад

      probably because Krillin finally found someone the same size as himself. Like when Patrick shrunk a pickle for Squidward so he wouldn't be lonely.

    • @numb0999
      @numb0999 6 лет назад

      2:28 krillin was drinking his own piss 😂😂💀 LMAO “god this Pepsi is so fucking good” bruuuhhhh

  • @mattmoro1212
    @mattmoro1212 6 лет назад +68

    0:57 When your day keeps getting worse.

  • @G-XTREME
    @G-XTREME 6 лет назад +150

    HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?!

    • @reubenbailey7491
      @reubenbailey7491 4 года назад

      @Nerdy Alien it was only made 2 years ago

    • @reubenbailey7491
      @reubenbailey7491 4 года назад

      No wonder

    • @salad712
      @salad712 4 года назад

      @[Nerdy Alien] mhm, sadly.

    • @salad712
      @salad712 4 года назад

      @[Nerdy Alien] mhm, I miss the good ol youtube when it was just cats and swimming in a pool for fun. But now it's just total chaos and just douchebags flexing for clout.

  • @Wams66
    @Wams66 9 месяцев назад +6

    "Uncensord on Newgrounds" Nah man, im pretty good here, I don't need to see anymore

  • @smokey3504
    @smokey3504 5 лет назад +508

    I was drinking a soda when I first watched this and 0:57 made me laugh so hard I started choking on it and shooting it out of my nose

    • @MathiasLeif
      @MathiasLeif 5 лет назад +45

      - Ashtray - But...was it a Diet Pepsi?

    • @RancidKari
      @RancidKari 4 года назад

      MathiasLeif lmao

    • @wmansijukstmydawg
      @wmansijukstmydawg 4 года назад +5

      Y’all do know krillin was drinking his piss

    • @ianmcpherson2171
      @ianmcpherson2171 4 года назад +1

      Exactly what would have happened to me

    • @tyranid1174
      @tyranid1174 4 года назад +2

      Acceptable response

  • @dragonxev1144
    @dragonxev1144 6 лет назад +26

    Every time he says “are you absolutely sure” at 1:29, I always think he’s going to say “are you absolutely fucking kidding me”.

  • @trufainachristian7535
    @trufainachristian7535 5 лет назад +171

    0:48 lmao he smiled so wierdly

  • @cyruspoth1502
    @cyruspoth1502 Месяц назад +1

    Those wishes were so bad that Porunga made an eighth Dragon Ball just to make it harder for them to summon him again

  • @nicobambino191
    @nicobambino191 6 лет назад +130

    You just severely pissed him off

    • @doondoon8077
      @doondoon8077 6 лет назад +5

      Kuma Sama intensive eyeballs look.

  • @markstoudt7769
    @markstoudt7769 4 года назад +30

    Their faces when they find out they keep messing up is the best part

  • @sabinaxamonty8381
    @sabinaxamonty8381 4 года назад +38

    0:42 when you defeated a boss but you still see it moving

  • @Mrexotic2211
    @Mrexotic2211 3 года назад +20

    Krillin face expressions had me dying😂

  • @youravictim38
    @youravictim38 6 лет назад +473

    I like how it says on his Pepsi it says " 'MY PISS' (LOL) " 2:28

    • @Sacred_Paladin
      @Sacred_Paladin 6 лет назад +20

      Oh God it's even yellow how did I miss that?!

    • @youravictim38
      @youravictim38 6 лет назад +6

      crazymanjj1 lol I had to pause so many times to catch it

    • @frostydraws7722
      @frostydraws7722 6 лет назад +1

      LMFAO IM DED

    • @youravictim38
      @youravictim38 6 лет назад +1

      雪だるまフロスティ lol

    • @Banomaninator
      @Banomaninator 6 лет назад +14

      I mean, he DID say it was his old Pepsi.

  • @zeryfcollection
    @zeryfcollection 6 лет назад +242

    Fucking krillins face lmao

  • @youravictim38
    @youravictim38 6 лет назад +311

    So no one gonna talk about how krillin head had " H O M O" on it 2:34

    • @YaMexicanBoy
      @YaMexicanBoy 6 лет назад +1

      The Golden Kid no

    • @YaMexicanBoy
      @YaMexicanBoy 6 лет назад +8

      The Golden Kid lets talk about The piss in krillin's bottle of Pepsi

    • @youravictim38
      @youravictim38 6 лет назад +2

      scorpion 13103006 or that 😂

    • @youravictim38
      @youravictim38 6 лет назад +1

      Spike Slice I know I'm just pointing it out because its funny but thanks

    • @youravictim38
      @youravictim38 5 лет назад

      @@YaMexicanBoy no

  • @Irreverent_Radiation
    @Irreverent_Radiation 2 года назад +4

    "I wish for an exploding supernova to appear inside Freeza's head"
    As easy as that

  • @winglessangelful
    @winglessangelful 6 лет назад +123

    I love you for using the oringal dbz ost

    • @misterbadd3661
      @misterbadd3661 6 лет назад

      winglessangelful what was the outro? I recognized it but couldn't remember the name

    • @winglessangelful
      @winglessangelful 6 лет назад

      Augy Guidoni Dragon ball budokai 2 opening my friend

  • @Taladro-rr5jz
    @Taladro-rr5jz 4 года назад +42

    0:48 that’s the face when you don’t graduate this year

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 4 года назад +23

    Sometimes, in my darkest moments, I wish that DBZ was actually like this.

  • @RaidenKaiser
    @RaidenKaiser 2 месяца назад +1

    "You just severely pissed him off" made me laugh way harder than it should of

  • @LrdZanny
    @LrdZanny 6 лет назад +160

    Hey guys MasakoX here and my own son just poisoned me with an anthrax truck!

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 6 лет назад +10

    *one year later *summons Dragon
    Krillin: REFILL PLEASE!!!

  • @toenduck
    @toenduck 5 лет назад +76

    1:07 is to funny lol

    • @sharkslaya559
      @sharkslaya559 4 года назад +9

      THE FACE GOHAN MADE WHEN HE GOT KISSED IM DEADDD. 💀💀💀😂😂

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 4 года назад +7

      Gohan is just too adorable. XD

    • @sharkslaya559
      @sharkslaya559 4 года назад +3

      @@tailedgates9 Honestly 🥺😂🤣

    • @wilsonrodriguas9690
      @wilsonrodriguas9690 4 года назад +3

      Hahahhaha

  • @TheBmonster1
    @TheBmonster1 2 года назад +3

    And that's how the History of Trunks movie came out. It wasn't no damn heart virus it was Anthrax

  • @gimgar4870
    @gimgar4870 6 лет назад +53

    "I wish Frieza had no blood."

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 лет назад +2

      Can't affect people strong than the dragon itself with wishes. Just like you can't teleport Goku or bring people back to life if they don't want you to. Again Goku did it.

    • @Bendanna93
      @Bendanna93 6 лет назад

      Merilirem Frieza would have no way to deny the wish though.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 лет назад +6

      As the show has said and shown someone with more power than the dragon CAN and HAS denied the wish its effect on themselves. The fact is that simply teleporting Goku against his will was impossible for Shenron because Goku was more powerful.

    • @Bendanna93
      @Bendanna93 6 лет назад

      Merilirem Because Goku was listening to the conversation.

    • @adamantiiispencespence4012
      @adamantiiispencespence4012 6 лет назад

      Merilirem True, infuriatingly so. It makes no sense that these immortal cosmic dragons with the power to alter reality according to whims of who so ever summons them could be weaker than mere mortals.

  • @jamieplaines
    @jamieplaines 6 лет назад +10

    I absolutely love this
    thank you guys for making this and masako for voicing goku and gohan

  • @wallofcheese3317
    @wallofcheese3317 6 лет назад +18

    0:49 that krillin smile xD

  • @kaydensuneel
    @kaydensuneel 4 месяца назад +2

    just from the thumbnail i could tell phantom arcade was on this

  • @luxxers
    @luxxers 6 лет назад +207

    Nostalgia

  • @ChaplinofEdits
    @ChaplinofEdits 4 года назад +34

    1:54 is the best part

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 6 лет назад +1622

    I thought Porunga couldn't speak English

    • @OcrimBob
      @OcrimBob 6 лет назад +160

      I thought nerds had chess class right around this time. Get out of here, Nerd.

    • @niko7877
      @niko7877 6 лет назад +8

      Nuck Nacker Shows how much you know, nerds as you idiot joks say, go to school like anyone else, but you would know that if you weren't in elf practice, I mean football practice slapping each others butt like homosexuals

    • @OcrimBob
      @OcrimBob 6 лет назад +57

      Poly Amory god
      Trying to insult my academic intelligence while you guys use shit grammar is just deliciously ironic. I love it.
      The fact that you people can't see a joke when it slaps you in the face makes this even better.

    • @cameronmoore7675
      @cameronmoore7675 6 лет назад +20

      That is clearly the only continuity error present in this video. Good catch!

    • @SpoRkManiac
      @SpoRkManiac 6 лет назад +8

      he does during the conclusion of the freiza saga when the namekians live on earth, tf are you talking about?

  • @Coomamon_Memes
    @Coomamon_Memes Год назад +1

    5 years and one barbussy later and the giant chris-chan straw in krillins cup is still the best joke in this whole video that barely anybody even noticed.

  • @choconillacheesecake6757
    @choconillacheesecake6757 4 года назад +280

    Is nobody going to talk about how krillin's Pepsi at 2:28 says "my piss" on it?

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 4 года назад +1

      choconilla cheesecake I just did on another comment now the important question is whose piss is it. It could be Gohan’s piss since Krillin has some land in his mouth in the first DBZ movie.

    • @choconillacheesecake6757
      @choconillacheesecake6757 4 года назад +3

      @@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 well if it is, Gohans piss then you know what that means.
      *BANG! BANG! BANG!*
      *FBI, OPEN UP!!*

    • @blackshadow-ps3fx
      @blackshadow-ps3fx 4 года назад +5

      Good way to keep your friends from stealing your soda.

    • @mxshyxox9739
      @mxshyxox9739 4 года назад

      "my piss (lol)" that's wot it sais

    • @mxshyxox9739
      @mxshyxox9739 4 года назад

      Said*

  • @BCRivers
    @BCRivers 6 лет назад +1360

    1:09
    *FBI OPEN UP!!!*

    • @kjsupreme4680
      @kjsupreme4680 6 лет назад +11

      B.C. Rivers 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @vegitoblue3954
      @vegitoblue3954 6 лет назад +64

      Dende: why the fbi here

    • @jetbluexx5569
      @jetbluexx5569 6 лет назад +9

      Didn't you use the same joke on another video?

    • @BCRivers
      @BCRivers 6 лет назад +8

      JetBlueXx Maaaaaaaaybe... :)

    • @NarutaUzumaki_
      @NarutaUzumaki_ 6 лет назад +2

      JetBlueXx right

  • @zartier8079
    @zartier8079 6 лет назад +31

    1:37 ROAD ROLLER DA DA!!!!!!!!

  • @osiyrian
    @osiyrian Месяц назад +1

    “I wish Freeza was teleported to the furthest point in the universe from Namek without his scouter”
    Boom the immediate problem is solved and they would have plenty of time to think about the other wish. You could probably even include Vegeta since he was also coming at them while making the wish. At the least they would have several days before those two can get back, if not months if they end up somewhere without proper infrastructure to get them back.

  • @jygs1
    @jygs1 6 лет назад +397

    1:10
    lol look at Krillens face, he got slapped after he kissed Gohan.

    • @StarXsu90
      @StarXsu90 6 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @WGoodall
      @WGoodall 6 лет назад

      His name is Krillin

    • @DeathKnight5608
      @DeathKnight5608 6 лет назад +3

      The Kings2758 Nobody cares how it's spelled.

    • @ZillDiddlY
      @ZillDiddlY 6 лет назад +1

      it should of been dende that kissed him

    • @CHUGGNUBBA
      @CHUGGNUBBA 6 лет назад +1

      Its Kuririn :*

  • @ii_ooze
    @ii_ooze 4 года назад +48

    2:28 pause before clicking it, and put the speed to 0.25x...
    he’s drinking his pee

    • @mxshyxox9739
      @mxshyxox9739 4 года назад

      It doesn't let me

    • @crishonking1344
      @crishonking1344 4 года назад

      Pause it on the right moment

    • @Kyuubey0406
      @Kyuubey0406 4 года назад

      lol

    • @ii_ooze
      @ii_ooze 3 года назад

      I didnt know the abridged goku voiced with newgrounds

  • @tubularturnip3362
    @tubularturnip3362 6 лет назад +25

    "I wish all the bad guys were good" the end

  • @themangomanjuice
    @themangomanjuice Год назад +14

    This collaboration will forever be hilarious, can’t believe it’s been 5 years already.