"History Of The Entire World, I Guess" REACTION!!!!

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  • In today's Episode of Couples Reacts we react to history of the entire world, i guess by Bill Wurtz, and this video completely sums up what they teach you in world history class lol
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  • @asymptotic195
    @asymptotic195 5 лет назад +2615

    ¨Let's save the planet!" said everybody, not knowing how.
    This basically describes humanity.

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 4 года назад +78

      Yeah. Look out for when people say "Let's..." or "We need to..."

    • @_Josper_
      @_Josper_ 4 года назад +15

      *very true*

    • @ToxicTrashBinBag
      @ToxicTrashBinBag 4 года назад +13

      Then someone said let’s raid target then another person said sure then target said
      🎵 What the hell 🎵

    • @jimkumajas8697
      @jimkumajas8697 4 года назад +17

      You could make a religion out of this!

    • @baloons2990
      @baloons2990 3 года назад +3

      China broke again

  • @yamemeguy4744
    @yamemeguy4744 6 лет назад +4903

    I practically forced my history teacher to show this...let’s just say the teacher enjoyed it wayyy more than the actual students.

    • @meso_p
      @meso_p 5 лет назад +113

      not rlly pg school material

    • @jahclipz5929
      @jahclipz5929 5 лет назад +49

      Lowla07 so no one cares

    • @diamondcalloway9048
      @diamondcalloway9048 5 лет назад +33

      I’m in a Christian school and this vid has curse words so I’m fine no ty vid

    • @Sosa40706
      @Sosa40706 5 лет назад +48

      Diamond'sGames who fucking cares

    • @hrtdixon
      @hrtdixon 5 лет назад +19

      Bartekrabit nobody really cares lmao

  • @dixie6086
    @dixie6086 5 лет назад +2972

    My favorite part:
    "You can make a religion out of this" "No dont"

    • @sulfur_americium2993
      @sulfur_americium2993 4 года назад +169

      China is whole again... then it broke again (cus he literally describes almost all of Chinese history in a few words when it would take a historían hours to explain it).

    • @gingycat2395
      @gingycat2395 4 года назад +24

      YaGrillHere more like you could make a re-NO don’t

    • @cy_torrent
      @cy_torrent 4 года назад +17

      I actually know where that came from. It’s that soldiers would sing a song about cutting the people’s heads off. Heck they named the guillotine after a woman.

    • @markpattillo2466
      @markpattillo2466 4 года назад +60

      It's even funnier when you realize that Robespierre LITERALLY tried to make it a religion, called the Cult of the Supreme Being.

    • @brycevarner3597
      @brycevarner3597 4 года назад +11

      Mine is "fuck you obey the law" or "'fuck you' said America"

  • @plungergaming1105
    @plungergaming1105 5 лет назад +5753

    Mom: Go play outside!
    Me: NO
    Mom: Why?
    Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*

  • @pree76
    @pree76 7 лет назад +9485

    As a teenager I can confirm this actually wasn't all that confusing. I more or less got most of it
    Edit: As an adult I can confirm, this still makes sense, just a little less. Weird coming back to the same thread over the past 3 years but thanks 😂

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 7 лет назад +389

      PreeSasukeUchiha you right this actually helped the day before an AP exam

    • @pree76
      @pree76 7 лет назад +94

      Envision the Truth Lol preparing for regents so I'm all caught up 😂

    • @Blur23
      @Blur23 7 лет назад +129

      PreeSasukeUchiha How old I'm 14 and I understood most of it lol.

    • @keoni_6375
      @keoni_6375 7 лет назад +59

      Same I thought I was the only one who actually understood a good amount

    • @-miaumiau
      @-miaumiau 7 лет назад +51

      Dr Boom A; wtf your kinda showing off dude
      V; Honestly chill. Nobody's perfect so please don't act like you are :3
      Thank you!

  • @jolorraine27
    @jolorraine27 6 лет назад +1685

    my 14 year old showed me this video. while we watched he quoted nearly all of it with the guy. he was completely fascinated by the video that he watched it over and over until he learned it.

    • @mrshenanigan5044
      @mrshenanigan5044 5 лет назад +13

      Haha. Nerd.

    • @mcgimertv312
      @mcgimertv312 5 лет назад +80

      @@mrshenanigan5044 Haha, that means their smarter.

    • @jenk__
      @jenk__ 5 лет назад +1

      CallMeSeledoon u not being able to see if someone is being sarcastic/ being a troll means ur unintelligent

    • @imthatjay
      @imthatjay 5 лет назад +11

      @@jenk__ you* misspelled many things and made multiple grammar errors and called him/her unintelligent

    • @imthatjay
      @imthatjay 5 лет назад +3

      Youre*

  • @Raven-ct6bi
    @Raven-ct6bi 6 лет назад +4785

    I’ve memorized all of the video
    *china is whole again... then it broke again*

    • @StarlitDraws
      @StarlitDraws 5 лет назад +124

      *And its whole again*

    • @mauri1282
      @mauri1282 5 лет назад +104

      Starlit *then it broke again*

    • @vQueVy
      @vQueVy 5 лет назад +86

      @@mauri1282 *and it's whole again*

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 5 лет назад +19

      Me too I watch it all the time I love it

    • @mcgimertv312
      @mcgimertv312 5 лет назад +49

      @@vQueVy then it broke again

  • @darshan81
    @darshan81 5 лет назад +712

    18:41 HI I'm Gandhi and if the British doesn't get the hell out of here then I'm gonna starve myself in public........ *WOW, THAT WORKED???* I laughed so hard here 😂😂

    • @hunter-z4547
      @hunter-z4547 5 лет назад +21

      That's hunger strike

    • @nguyenquan2499
      @nguyenquan2499 5 лет назад +8

      out of India* xd

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 лет назад +10

      Ireland had done a hunger strike and a few actually died in a way of saying to the British Empire *"I WOULD RATHER DIE THEN LIVE IN BRITAIN!!!"*

    • @Holly-ro2sy
      @Holly-ro2sy 3 года назад +1

      @@CatholicWeeb mood coming from a scottish person.

    • @enricopucci4857
      @enricopucci4857 3 года назад +3

      @@CatholicWeeb India does it:sure
      Ireland does it:nope

  • @empressofvibes
    @empressofvibes 6 лет назад +4323

    You could make a religion out of this.

  • @RoverAddiction
    @RoverAddiction 6 лет назад +2647

    CAN WE GO ON LAND.
    NO!
    WHY?
    THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

    • @kristenfulle661
      @kristenfulle661 5 лет назад +59

      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER.*

    • @MrGuest18
      @MrGuest18 5 лет назад +88

      NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET

    • @arsonleblanc2005
      @arsonleblanc2005 5 лет назад +37

      ~not anymore, there's a blanket~

    • @borkoducko2866
      @borkoducko2866 5 лет назад +9

      Takumi Fujiwara You should have done this: *NO*

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 5 лет назад +4

      Initial d

  • @reed3099
    @reed3099 7 лет назад +3652

    So You're Telling Me That Canada Did Absolutely Nothing In All Of Human Existence? 😂

    • @cronchee
      @cronchee 7 лет назад +788

      Reed G well no offense but canada didnt do anything too significant that affected the whole world 😂 but u can say that canada is like a mom to the US

    • @imdatduck4889
      @imdatduck4889 7 лет назад +816

      more like a sister to the U.S.
      Britain is the mom to the U.S if you really think about it...

    • @otaku1014
      @otaku1014 7 лет назад +166

      +GraVyC No, more like an annoying little brother/sister.

    • @bananaboomer6243
      @bananaboomer6243 7 лет назад +531

      No but at least there's beaver

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 7 лет назад +81

      Reed G no but at least there's a beaver

  • @user-fq1pz6mn4l
    @user-fq1pz6mn4l 5 лет назад +761

    Jazz: they should play this in science
    Me : or most likely history

  • @miniminminimin6007
    @miniminminimin6007 6 лет назад +590

    3:14
    Jasmine: what
    Video: what

    • @tissuemane3476
      @tissuemane3476 5 лет назад +5

      Habibi

    • @hellothere-in7vr
      @hellothere-in7vr 5 лет назад

      Doggo

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 5 лет назад

      🕺

    • @14thperuvian34
      @14thperuvian34 5 лет назад +1

      Nani

    • @Brainmelt427
      @Brainmelt427 4 года назад

      Duhebe ud7d6de stitch is the perfect example for camp to get a river 66AM and quality of life 85in 4 and 8get 58feet 6d by randy price at the new Orleans theater on a 3dozen 3drive and 4th Avenue hotel at thcity elementary Beverly Hilton and ehy33yg3g4 in new York

  • @tayshaunsteele8461
    @tayshaunsteele8461 7 лет назад +448

    The guy who made this isn't against religions, its quite the contrary tbh. He included all the religions and made them apart of history, when he says "You could make a religion out of this" that's his sarcastic way of saying, "This part of history I just explained had a religion built around it"

    • @stanpaul4315
      @stanpaul4315 7 лет назад +100

      Pongan He just told it how it is. Religion and God is a creation of humans.

    • @wrok3
      @wrok3 7 лет назад +9

      Im pretty sure he is an agnostic.

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 7 лет назад +10

      Stan Paul no its not

    • @Cashout95
      @Cashout95 6 лет назад +23

      KarnRulez It is. Now go watch wrestling.

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 6 лет назад +6

      SepiDogg no its not

  • @nepalianflagvevo4528
    @nepalianflagvevo4528 5 лет назад +861

    Everytime they say something they miss a whole century

    • @Nick-uc8fk
      @Nick-uc8fk 4 года назад +147

      you can make a religion out of this

    • @leekang0181
      @leekang0181 4 года назад +88

      Niko Nickel
      *no don’t.*

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 3 года назад +16

      @@leekang0181 *how bout I do anyway?*

    • @tahiti1901
      @tahiti1901 3 года назад

      Towards the end no

  • @Pablo360able
    @Pablo360able 5 лет назад +1357

    Is it Tonga time? I think it's Tonga time.

    • @kapitalga
      @kapitalga 4 года назад +26

      Buttcrack

    • @oof8493
      @oof8493 4 года назад +18

      @@kapitalga Wait what

    • @kapitalga
      @kapitalga 4 года назад +13

      @@oof8493 yes

    • @oof8493
      @oof8493 4 года назад +11

      @@kapitalga Okay

    • @kapitalga
      @kapitalga 4 года назад +1

      @@oof8493 nah hell nah

  • @spacecore5322
    @spacecore5322 6 лет назад +1654

    "most of the planet is water"
    ...
    *_"w h a t?"_*

    • @reziahangelicafamorcan4880
      @reziahangelicafamorcan4880 6 лет назад +13

      space core right? 😂😂

    • @elatedmun3288
      @elatedmun3288 6 лет назад +1

      I think land because the bottom of the ocean is land

    • @koigacha7650
      @koigacha7650 6 лет назад

      space core xD

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 6 лет назад +33

      Most of the surface is covered in water.

    • @lylatfox4
      @lylatfox4 6 лет назад +26

      70% of the earth is covered in water, and only about 3% of it can be safe to drink

  • @dua_junaid
    @dua_junaid 7 лет назад +2439

    *Their faces at the end of the video looked as if a mean history teacher dropped 50 textbooks on their heads* and told them to write a 20-page Essay on those books that had to be handed in the next day...xD

    • @hydrangeyes2170
      @hydrangeyes2170 7 лет назад +29

      Half The Heart way to real 😅😅😭

    • @dua_junaid
      @dua_junaid 7 лет назад +12

      So relatable I know xD

    • @v1gilantics
      @v1gilantics 7 лет назад +102

      you could make a religion out of this

    • @dua_junaid
      @dua_junaid 7 лет назад +76

      +LionJayHollyDove Three *No don't.*

    • @miafazazi6547
      @miafazazi6547 7 лет назад +17

      Half The Heart _How bout I do anyway?_

  • @JustThatManAtTheTank
    @JustThatManAtTheTank 7 лет назад +2487

    i bet them pillows are soft af

    • @mysticstrikeforce5957
      @mysticstrikeforce5957 7 лет назад +9

      But in reality pillows are actually used to masturbate and not to sleep in it lol.

    • @aminalv6888
      @aminalv6888 7 лет назад +14

      MysticStrike ForceSSJ3 how can you even do THAT with one, that doesn't make sense

    • @afroman9541
      @afroman9541 7 лет назад +5

      justthatman atthetank Yeah, and I bet those cushions they're sitting on are soft too.

    • @Mintteacup_
      @Mintteacup_ 7 лет назад +4

      justthatman atthetank boi....you is right.

    • @fdlarts7676
      @fdlarts7676 7 лет назад +4

      I have the same exact pillows still packaged. Not so crazy abt furry pillows, might throw em out soon

  • @starimyth1462
    @starimyth1462 5 лет назад +757

    hey, can we go on land?
    *NO*
    why?
    *the sun is a deadly lazer*
    oh ok
    *not anymore, there's a blanket*

    • @syailenthahir3289
      @syailenthahir3289 4 года назад +2

      Mythetical 69 likes noice

    • @mr.nolife7820
      @mr.nolife7820 4 года назад +5

      Time to ruin the 69 likes

    • @masterjedi1711
      @masterjedi1711 4 года назад +5

      You can turn sunlight into food TASTE THE SUN

    • @Flowerboi145
      @Flowerboi145 4 года назад +3

      *_That's ozone baby_*

    • @desppp_
      @desppp_ 4 года назад +1

      the sun is still a deadly laser but theres just a blanket

  • @denajahardemon9079
    @denajahardemon9079 7 лет назад +804

    11:25 They did that to confuse their enemies. That way, if someone was coming to Greenland to attack them, they'd prepare for nice, warm weather only to die from hypothermia when they realized that Greenland was 100% ice.

    • @boby6110
      @boby6110 7 лет назад +9

      I was gonna comment that

    • @rinb4599
      @rinb4599 7 лет назад +58

      Kolten Vanderbyl I was going to as well but it's roughly 3 days late to comment that in my opinion so I cut it and said that the sun is a deadly laser

    • @boby6110
      @boby6110 7 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @Snugglestalker
      @Snugglestalker 7 лет назад +2

      Denaja Hardemon RIP enemies

    • @keonalee-rimpel2933
      @keonalee-rimpel2933 7 лет назад +52

      I also heard that they did that because Greenland wanting settlers there, but people obviously wouldn't come if they knew it was so cold. Iceland didn't want people there so they named it that in the hopes that people would think it's cold and not come there.

  • @BlazingBlackBolshevik
    @BlazingBlackBolshevik 7 лет назад +3231

    They never got Ethiopia

  • @sidney9014
    @sidney9014 7 лет назад +1288

    Im gonna miss that old couch.
    The plopping good times

    • @DwayneNJazz
      @DwayneNJazz  7 лет назад +83

      this one will get plopped on too lol

    • @craycraygurl50o15
      @craycraygurl50o15 7 лет назад +4

      you guys should watch Joey Graceffa since you like shane so much

    • @kazokis
      @kazokis 7 лет назад +4

      i would correct u but nah....u cn hve it

    • @johnnykiehn1872
      @johnnykiehn1872 7 лет назад +41

      I'm sure Jazz won't miss all the times she hurt herself sitting down on it lol

    • @igevhanz3295
      @igevhanz3295 7 лет назад +13

      Stripes

  • @blueflamegd322
    @blueflamegd322 5 лет назад +241

    My braincells died and revived over and over again. *THEN IT BROKE AGAIN*

    • @fad3d_v1per22
      @fad3d_v1per22 3 года назад +3

      We can make a re- //GETS SLAPPED WITH A BOOK//

  • @mannatsandhu2389
    @mannatsandhu2389 6 лет назад +835

    The sun is a deadly laser!

  • @Dinghys
    @Dinghys 7 лет назад +1372

    drinking game: Take a shot whenever they say "What?"

    • @beebs0004
      @beebs0004 7 лет назад +42

      I am now dead...I used whiskey help me

    • @prodmanu
      @prodmanu 6 лет назад +8

      send help

    • @deathmyman
      @deathmyman 6 лет назад +26

      I did this with water and I still died

    • @jedihunter176
      @jedihunter176 6 лет назад +12

      Right? Like we get it, you two are both clueless scrubs.

    • @alexwoogie462
      @alexwoogie462 6 лет назад +4

      Ez hold my b- (dead)

  • @hayleymacias00
    @hayleymacias00 7 лет назад +745

    when you have a AP world history exam the next day

  • @username5144
    @username5144 4 года назад +207

    " Can we go on land? "
    " *NO* "
    " Why? "
    " *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER* "

    • @cheemax
      @cheemax 4 года назад +10

      Not anymore, there's a blanket.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon 4 года назад

      Deadly Lazer over 6000:ATTCK

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 3 года назад +1

      @@cheemax we can make a religion out of this

  • @Starrkillr
    @Starrkillr 7 лет назад +128

    Iceland was named Iceland cause they didn't want anyone coming to it while Greenland was named Greenland cause they needed more people

  • @ArchaeologyMonster
    @ArchaeologyMonster 5 лет назад +1801

    Narrator: *points out when a major religion was founded*
    Narrator: *points out when a major religion was founded*
    Narrator: *points out when a major religion was founded*
    .
    .
    .
    Jas: I'm guessing this guy doesn't believe in religion.
    Me: ...wat?

    • @ducediablo
      @ducediablo 5 лет назад +177

      Its because he is very cavalier about it

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 5 лет назад +260

      You could make a religion out of thi-
      *-no, don't*

    • @omega0195
      @omega0195 5 лет назад +77

      She doesn't get it my dude

    • @theodoreroosevelt2214
      @theodoreroosevelt2214 5 лет назад +123

      Well tbh he does kinda say it in a mocking way or a tone in a way that kinda seems like he doesnt respect it

    • @FuhqEwe
      @FuhqEwe 5 лет назад +25

      @@theodoreroosevelt2214 Fuck you moronic snowflake.

  • @freshpineapple9979
    @freshpineapple9979 6 лет назад +475

    8:58 did she say she thinks this guy doesn’t believe in any religion because he is explaining why and how each religion was made 🤔😂

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 5 лет назад +27

      I can't figure out his religious belief either, since I don't follow him outside of RUclips. I do think he's Christian since he dropped hints in some of his videos but for all I know it could've been irony.

    • @whatashame8800
      @whatashame8800 5 лет назад +8

      @@nightfuryyassamaru1683 but doesn't everything he just said about how the world was created go against Christian belief? I mean I'm not Christian but

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 5 лет назад +36

      @@whatashame8800 Well I know some Christians that aren't creationists.

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 5 лет назад +5

      @Toxic Gaming If that information is true, then thank you for the confirmation

    • @mirhasanoddname
      @mirhasanoddname 5 лет назад +65

      @@whatashame8800 My Christian school taught me evolutionism and to not treat the bible as a history/cientific book. Christian's know, or _should_ know that the Bible is full of metaphors that should not be taken literally, so Christians who believe in creationism are just choosing to stay ignorant in my opinion.

  • @Joe2033
    @Joe2033 5 лет назад +224

    Britain: Hey we just fought a war for you to protect you.
    America: Mhm.
    Britain: Now we need money.
    America: Mhm.
    Britain: So we're gonna have to tax you more
    America: REVOLUTION!

    • @ItsARandomDragon
      @ItsARandomDragon 5 лет назад +4

      I saw that video

    • @dreamdesk7258
      @dreamdesk7258 5 лет назад +7

      The 7 year war wasn’t to protect the colonies

    • @Orion_TheyThem
      @Orion_TheyThem 5 лет назад +15

      @@dreamdesk7258 well, it was to protect Britain's control over the colonies......but you're right. Not to protect the colonies' freedom.

    • @angelfish1506
      @angelfish1506 4 года назад +11

      Canada: Hey can we be independent?
      Britain: Yeah sure! Thanks for asking nicely.

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 4 года назад +2

      "for" you

  • @shamalpowell5265
    @shamalpowell5265 7 лет назад +234

    *NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.*

  • @sprinklz9319
    @sprinklz9319 6 лет назад +703

    That's how every it gets.
    Forget this.

  • @ladefury9523
    @ladefury9523 7 лет назад +890

    im 13 and i understood everything..and my brain didint hurt at all
    but after 2 lessons of chemistry at school my head legit *explodes*

    • @Lilithly
      @Lilithly 6 лет назад +43

      "My brain hurts" is just an expression. It doesn't atually hurt. Also what has your age got to do with any of this?

    • @nabi7701
      @nabi7701 6 лет назад +43

      That's because chemistry class would teach your more than this in an hour. You actually have to understand the concepts instead of mindlessly listening to youtube videos for 20 mins. And why say your age?

    • @orca2276
      @orca2276 6 лет назад +6

      You are probably describing stress

    • @sianevans9318
      @sianevans9318 6 лет назад

      My ears hurt after that hydrogen test tube popping noise thingymabob experiment

    • @Mar-yl8xy
      @Mar-yl8xy 6 лет назад +2

      Oh trust me, it's going to get worse lol

  • @jaeminlover3000
    @jaeminlover3000 4 года назад +139

    Why were y’all like “it’s a lot” it’s the entire world did you expect it to be 5 minutes 💀

  • @weekdaysend
    @weekdaysend 7 лет назад +516

    We can legit just watch this instead of a year of history class.

    • @BidiguiloChefao
      @BidiguiloChefao 6 лет назад +25

      BloodPuddin History class is better because we learn all the stuff in this video more detailed.

    • @League_Femboy
      @League_Femboy 6 лет назад +9

      Yeah their probably watching porn in the background

    • @nabi7701
      @nabi7701 6 лет назад +1

      Good Luck with that I guess? (Not a good idea at all)

    • @alion4574
      @alion4574 6 лет назад +4

      Bidiguilo Chefão The problem is a lot of those details are forgotten by the end of the year .

    • @nabi7701
      @nabi7701 6 лет назад +1

      A Lion On the other hand, the details from this video will be forgotten by the end of the day. There is no way that this can act as a substitute for a actual class. All of this is besides the point anyway. If you are interested in this field, you would continue this learning it and would not forget it. Arguing that this is better than a class is just silly.

  • @dutchferret3688
    @dutchferret3688 4 года назад +57

    And right when the world needed him the most, he vanished.

    • @MG_2347
      @MG_2347 4 года назад +2

      Omg.... Avatar!!!! Hehehe me too

  • @dua_junaid
    @dua_junaid 7 лет назад +350

    *That video literally came in my recommended 2 minutes before y'all reacted to it...*
    The convenience my God.

    • @brazu9864
      @brazu9864 7 лет назад +27

      Could make a religion out of this.

    • @kingbeast8736
      @kingbeast8736 5 лет назад

      Original Name no dont

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 5 лет назад

      King Beast You stole that reply.

    • @oliviacain7788
      @oliviacain7788 5 лет назад +2

      @@brazu9864 *no. don't.*

  • @hellothere-in7vr
    @hellothere-in7vr 5 лет назад +81

    GUYS WE CAN MAKE RELIGION OUT OF HER SAYING "WHAT??" EVERY 5 SECONDS

  • @datboidego
    @datboidego 6 лет назад +541

    I can’t believe they didn’t understand some of this stuff. It was actually history

    • @gn2630
      @gn2630 6 лет назад +65

      GmoneyMan Surprise surprise, some people don’t know every single little thing about world history. Fuck off assface

    • @竹林-n7p
      @竹林-n7p 6 лет назад +7

      Fuck history, I never paid attention in class anyway.

    • @420bakedLizard
      @420bakedLizard 5 лет назад +20

      Ikr. Everyone learns in like 4 grade that australia was a prison Continent for a while

    • @lizewilcox9898
      @lizewilcox9898 5 лет назад +10

      Not everyone has a right to an education. We don't know what Jasmine and Dwayne have been through because they haven't told us directly. One of them could've never went to school and had to teach themselves how to read and write. One of them could have a learning disability or some form of mental illness. One could have autism and here you are being hateful towards them when you have no idea what they've been through in their lives. Not all lives are perfect and there are billions of people in the world who are not ABLE to go to school. Leave them alone. If you don't like the video, don't click on it. Basic Human Logic. We all bleed red. We were all put here by God and God states that ALL WERE CREATED EQUAL. The only one who can judge is God. It says so in the bible. Leave them alone.

    • @vktor5730
      @vktor5730 5 лет назад +25

      Lize Wilcox Or, people are generally dumb and ignorant. They have mentioned that they went to college and if they had mental problems im sure it would’ve been mentioned already. Yes, many people don’t have access to proper education but there are also people who DO have access and still choose to be ignorant. Also, God wouldn’t like you calling someone a whore and telling them to fuck off now would he? I find it ironically funny that your mentioning how we are “put here by god” even though the video says otherwise.

  • @Paperdragonsunite
    @Paperdragonsunite 5 лет назад +105

    Friend: go outside
    Me:THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
    friend: NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET
    me:Dang it

  • @carmar5087
    @carmar5087 5 лет назад +180

    HES JUST TELLING HISTORY AND U SAYING HES NOT A BELIEVER XD

    • @carmar5087
      @carmar5087 5 лет назад +3

      Lol my comment is high lighted

    • @SaintGuillotine
      @SaintGuillotine 4 года назад +4

      8:57 when she starts to say: "I'm guessing he is...
      The guy just says: "conquering Vietnam?"

    • @justpurplethings8175
      @justpurplethings8175 4 года назад

      @@SaintGuillotine 😂😂

  • @lokilaevatein9884
    @lokilaevatein9884 5 лет назад +43

    Hey, can we go on land?
    *NO
    *
    Why?
    *The sun is a deadly lazer!*
    "Oops, China just broke."

  • @TheSirQueefington
    @TheSirQueefington 7 лет назад +490

    This woman is the equivalent of the person who raised their hand in class immediately after the smart person in class and repeating their answer acting like they already knew the answer.

    • @ProJC
      @ProJC 7 лет назад +43

      Truthpost

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 7 лет назад +15

      TheSirQueefington lol

    • @eriksully46
      @eriksully46 6 лет назад +14

      Truth

    • @darkartx-sg755
      @darkartx-sg755 6 лет назад +32

      Haha yeah she was sitting there going "mmh" and "yea" it just made me gag tbh xD

    • @jamesramirez0408
      @jamesramirez0408 6 лет назад +8

      Yep in the video shes a bit noisy, I cant understand the video much because of her.

  • @IIYamiBakuraII
    @IIYamiBakuraII 7 лет назад +198

    Ok, I've been watching a bunch of people reacting to this video, and so far, anytime they react negatively its towards the parts EXPLAINING religions. Why so trigger so easily? Its about super fast explanation of all of history, why get triggered over that? The guy is just explaining the birth of the religion, because it had to have come from somewhere.

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 7 лет назад +1

      Ace cause it's anti religious

    • @alleniko4061
      @alleniko4061 7 лет назад +55

      KarnRulez How is it anti religious

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 7 лет назад +1

      Alleniko • it's mocking our faith. The video was made by a bigot

    • @dude071297
      @dude071297 6 лет назад +95

      It doesn't mock anything. For example: Jesus was born. He got popular. He got killed. Christianity was born from it. That's literally how it happened, and that's how the video explained it, too, where's the mockery there?
      Plus, they did it for every religion of any consequence, so even if they were mocking the faithful, they mocked every faithful person on Earth, not one religion in particular.

    • @aaronnewman7573
      @aaronnewman7573 6 лет назад +51

      how did he mock it he literally said “u can make a religion out of this” which they did

  • @damnbenny8101
    @damnbenny8101 7 лет назад +85

    "taste the sun"😂😂😂

    • @metalfan2346
      @metalfan2346 6 лет назад +1

      Like 'ouch yeouch & gneurshk'

  • @jamesjackson5546
    @jamesjackson5546 5 лет назад +368

    IS IT LEGAL TO LOVE JESUS YET 😂😂😂

    • @wazinator279
      @wazinator279 5 лет назад +20

      No its illegal

    • @dannikim8861
      @dannikim8861 5 лет назад +19

      No, yes, no ,yes , no, what the hell fine

    • @icecream.oreos3319
      @icecream.oreos3319 5 лет назад +2

      Vegeta Boi *i like cheese*

    • @jog4618
      @jog4618 4 года назад +1

      James Jackson no it’s not like that stupid. “ Is loving Jesus legal yet”

    • @carklee
      @carklee 4 года назад

      Idk

  • @DwayneNJazz
    @DwayneNJazz  7 лет назад +276

    Make sure to follow us on our social medias to stay updated!!
    Dwayne's IG: @_dwaynekyng
    Jasmine's IG: @_jazzyguns
    Snapchat: @jasminedwayne16
    Our Twitter & IG: @_dwaynenjazz

    • @aamirberkley8562
      @aamirberkley8562 7 лет назад

      please react to twice

    • @brandenpierce3536
      @brandenpierce3536 7 лет назад

      Dwayne N Jazz Please react to Stondie: Attack on Titan Exposed

    • @seanclock7663
      @seanclock7663 7 лет назад

      Dwayne N Jazz congrats on first vid in da n3w house

    • @devonzellpernell8895
      @devonzellpernell8895 7 лет назад

      Dwayne N Jazz Loved that black Goku laptop cover.

    • @tonight4123
      @tonight4123 7 лет назад

      Dwayne N Jazz react to my chemical romance

  • @jeremiahbailey541
    @jeremiahbailey541 4 года назад +38

    bro if u skip 10 seconds and u miss a whole decade of world history

  • @starofsouls1232
    @starofsouls1232 7 лет назад +496

    I feel like they're just looking at the screen nodding their heads saying "mhm" and "yes" without even actually paying attention

    • @sandpitturtle2781
      @sandpitturtle2781 6 лет назад +100

      They funny bits go right over their heads

    • @gaminglol1167
      @gaminglol1167 6 лет назад +7

      StarOfSouls *WHAT*

    • @anttin5057
      @anttin5057 6 лет назад +21

      They are Americans.

    • @thejester-foolofhearts5852
      @thejester-foolofhearts5852 6 лет назад +65

      ^So what, the guy who made the video is American as well. Most of you assholes hate America and don't even know why you hate it. People just love being the underdog and hating whoever is currently on top. If it was Britain for example, it would be the other way around and you'd get a lot of stupid fucking comments from people trying to insult Britain in any way they possibly can, without even having a reason as to why they dislike Britain.

    • @henrichvonruben9114
      @henrichvonruben9114 6 лет назад +2

      keith I'm Keith

  • @rolen1083
    @rolen1083 5 лет назад +45

    This makes education finally fun

  • @tatertodtstudio9919
    @tatertodtstudio9919 6 лет назад +410

    *YES LETS TAKE THIS GUYS MONTHS OF HARD WORK AND REPOST IT WHILE SAYING "WHAT" EVERY FIVE SECONDS*

    • @ThatIsDopeBro
      @ThatIsDopeBro 6 лет назад +49

      Well at least they didn't go full scummy and moneti.... Shit I just got an ad

    • @OhyeahYeah-ey4wk
      @OhyeahYeah-ey4wk 5 лет назад +18

      PC is retarded and gay I can’t agree with your name

    • @bitasaur
      @bitasaur 5 лет назад

      @Angel Ami thought

    • @cheeseytacotime9380
      @cheeseytacotime9380 5 лет назад +1

      Duuuuuuuuddddddeeeeeeee

    • @rainyriver
      @rainyriver 5 лет назад +17

      This is what reactors do, and reactors always have the original video link in they’re description. If the dude didn’t like them reacting to it or he didn’t feel like they credited him enough he could easily copystrike them, and they’re forced to take the video down. Learn about RUclips so more why don’t you.

  • @patriciad.5962
    @patriciad.5962 7 лет назад +61

    If they showed the video at school history class would be so fast. Also, I feel like our schools need to talk about more things other than America cause I realized after watching this a barrel full of stuff happened outside of America that we should know about.

    • @andersv5
      @andersv5 6 лет назад +2

      no shit USA have exsisted for almost 250 years and the rest of the world dident go on pasue when it started.

    • @anna-jv9li
      @anna-jv9li 6 лет назад

      Patricia D. They talk less about America

  • @badluck7467
    @badluck7467 5 лет назад +60

    Me first time watching this: I understand every word.
    My entire class first time watching: What is happening?

  • @derekklitz801
    @derekklitz801 5 лет назад +166

    "this is a lot" "this is way too much"... did you read the title? History of The Entire World? No shit its a lot

  • @samoedo
    @samoedo 5 лет назад +85

    8:57
    "So I'm guessing whoever made this..."
    "Conquering Vietnam"
    "..No"

    • @kumanaz2765
      @kumanaz2765 5 лет назад

      I didn’t catch that lol!

    • @wryuz
      @wryuz 4 года назад

      @@kumanaz2765 he means he gonna be conquering vietnam and she says no

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 года назад +1

      That seems a good Idea. Let's conquer vietnam

    • @taijohatsumoto394
      @taijohatsumoto394 3 года назад

      @@dinamosflams Can my troops have some of the Women?

  • @theily1724
    @theily1724 5 лет назад +59

    9:03
    More likely, he’s just being satirical for the video and taking a historical perspective on religion rather than debate the religions’ validity. Whether or not Jesus flew into the sky like a flying zombie, he became more popular after being killed.

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 года назад +1

      Exactly it’s just a secular video

    • @argus0ia
      @argus0ia 3 года назад +2

      @@Great-Documentaries religion had a point by explaining stuff we couldn't understand and throwing down some "laws" and guidelines for humanity, it was easier to enforce rules when it wasn't a king or emperor doing it but what you believed was the creator of all things, maybe we are where we are today cause of religion, it helped our evolution. Now it's mostly useless but people find comfort in it, death it's still inexplicable for us, the passing of time, it's okay to find comfort in religion to explain the loss of loved ones and stuff like that, it's the ones that still try to force others that are morons and ruin everything
      (i'm not a believer to be clear)

  • @abbier6348
    @abbier6348 5 лет назад +10

    In sixth grade my teacher showed us this at the end of the year. She made us do so much history but she found ways to make it fun. The kids loved this video but we did the ‘clean’ version.

  • @lilychancey4446
    @lilychancey4446 5 лет назад +26

    Can we just talk about the fact that this guy is just a comedic genius

  • @BottomTextAssOpen
    @BottomTextAssOpen 6 лет назад +31

    When I go back to school, I'm gonna ask my science teacher to play this XD

  • @julia-xb6uv
    @julia-xb6uv 5 лет назад +15

    Every few seconds “heh” “what?” “Yeah” “uh huh” “repeating what they say in the video”

    • @sugondese5497
      @sugondese5497 3 года назад

      We can make a religion out of this

  • @GreaterMarlin
    @GreaterMarlin 7 лет назад +842

    He is just saying hey you can make a religion out of this saying that's how this religion was made doesn't mean he doesn't believe in all the gods

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 года назад +10

    As a high school student, I'm often finding myself learning about things in school that I originally saw here. I can't remember the details on command, but when I learn about something that I saw here first, I'm able to make the connection. It really does stick with you.

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 6 лет назад +50

    New way to study history, I guess

    • @13.7BYITM
      @13.7BYITM 5 лет назад

      Yea that video actually help me

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 5 лет назад +1

      All I learned is
      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

  • @nat9405
    @nat9405 7 лет назад +141

    You guys need to get caught up on Shanes videos.

    • @DwayneNJazz
      @DwayneNJazz  7 лет назад +77

      we will :)

    • @nat9405
      @nat9405 7 лет назад +13

      Haha. Good. Nice new house btw. You guys deserve it for all you do for us.

    • @Jamal_Dickerson69
      @Jamal_Dickerson69 7 лет назад

      Dwayne N Jazz they didn't talk about Canada 🇨🇦 ONCE

  • @Nathaniel-qo5nd
    @Nathaniel-qo5nd 6 лет назад +42

    *NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION*

  • @iikathh
    @iikathh 3 года назад +7

    THE
    SUN
    IS
    A
    DEADLy
    LAZER

  • @KSBreezy9
    @KSBreezy9 7 лет назад +48

    When you didn't rehearse your "I've haven't been this early since..." Comment😔

  • @RealILOVEPIE
    @RealILOVEPIE 7 лет назад +107

    Just because someone makes fun of religion doesn't mean they don't believe in one.

    • @Timurkani
      @Timurkani 6 лет назад +7

      ILOVEPIE i cant remember him making fun of religion to much

    • @steviewonder5103
      @steviewonder5103 6 лет назад

      Honin Akecheta ikr

    • @tdub6542
      @tdub6542 6 лет назад

      right so stupid and that's coming from a christian

    • @squeakSquak
      @squeakSquak 6 лет назад

      T DUB she said GUESSING.

    • @lauries3961
      @lauries3961 5 лет назад

      @@squeakSquak Still, that's a pretty stupid guess to make. Pretty out of left field.

  • @1000thGhost
    @1000thGhost 5 лет назад +13

    Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
    Colonel Sandurz: "Now." You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now [indicates himself and Helmet] is happening "now." [Indicates the screen]
    Dark Helmet: What happened to "then"?
    Colonel Sandurz: We passed "then."
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at "now," now.
    Dark Helmet: Go back to "then"!
    Colonel Sandurz: When?
    Dark Helmet: Now!
    Colonel Sandurz: Now?
    Dark Helmet: Now!
    Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
    Dark Helmet: Why?!
    Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
    Dark Helmet: When?!
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
    Dark Helmet: ... When will "then" be "now"?
    Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 5 лет назад +9

    *tHe SuN iS a DeAdLy LaZeR*

  • @campuscnts
    @campuscnts 5 лет назад +120

    She nods every time she kind of knows what’s happening to look smart.
    *nods* “dinosaurs”

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 5 лет назад +7

      And you didn't?

    • @diogenes926
      @diogenes926 5 лет назад +4

      No because we actually know stuff

    • @Haruko13
      @Haruko13 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, agreeing with stuff she's heard of. Like she "discovered" it or something. HAHAHAHAHA 😩

    • @kimoore2801
      @kimoore2801 4 года назад +7

      Saiko Kujo y’all are so cynical🤦🏾‍♂️💀💀

    • @diogenes926
      @diogenes926 4 года назад +2

      @@kimoore2801 No we are just being realistic

  • @MrAlexblah
    @MrAlexblah 7 лет назад +216

    I like how of all the things that are going on in the video, the only thing that pop-up is: "so this guy doesn't believe in god"

    • @itsxavier395
      @itsxavier395 6 лет назад +17

      She said religion, not god.

    • @theweirddankmeme6602
      @theweirddankmeme6602 6 лет назад +6

      He’s basically saying “there is a new religion made” he believes in god,you know what you get triggered to easily ok maybe bill wurtz isn’t for you.

    • @csgrambauer5852
      @csgrambauer5852 6 лет назад +1

      It wasn't important for Bill to mention in the video whether he believes in religion/God or not. That's not the point of the video so he didn't say anything about it.

  • @Skraptonz
    @Skraptonz 7 лет назад +52

    Why, why are you guys saying that he doesn't believe in any religion and that he's trying to make fun of those religions stated in his video, he's only stating fact. The things he said was how the religion was made.

    • @supbro4010
      @supbro4010 7 лет назад +1

      Skrapton. no Christianany exists. because of jesus he's the one that started the religion in fact the only reason why it's considered a religion is because it has a belief in one God. Besides that it has nothing is common with other religions

    • @KongFuzii
      @KongFuzii 7 лет назад +6

      Kamora Warner ...

    • @pinnacle5635
      @pinnacle5635 7 лет назад

      Kamora Warner Jesus isn't real

    • @1h3art_mys3lf-
      @1h3art_mys3lf- 7 лет назад +4

      Kamora Warner it has nothing in common with other religions let me disprove you it's monolithic Islam is monolithic

    • @cannedme5565
      @cannedme5565 7 лет назад +7

      To be fair Jesus was a real person

  • @alicetheaxolotl
    @alicetheaxolotl 5 лет назад +36

    This just went through 4 years of learning in about 20 minutes

    • @synicat7839
      @synicat7839 5 лет назад +4

      I think like a more than a quintillion years we learned in 20 mins

    • @ferhatakbulut6572
      @ferhatakbulut6572 5 лет назад +4

      @@synicat7839 13.8 billion years actually if our estimate of the universe's age is right :)

    • @synicat7839
      @synicat7839 5 лет назад

      @@ferhatakbulut6572 im just makin a joke, but ok

    • @Haruko13
      @Haruko13 5 лет назад

      Just missing some details.

  • @funnyfish8131
    @funnyfish8131 7 лет назад +61

    I like how she acts like she knows stuff but she's just saying stuff that appears on the screen

    • @ProJC
      @ProJC 7 лет назад +25

      You can make a religion out of this.

    • @aaronrollins1795
      @aaronrollins1795 7 лет назад +7

      comrade dog for real. She was getting on my nerves throughout the vid

    • @squeakSquak
      @squeakSquak 6 лет назад +1

      Shut up. Its not like you know anything

    • @danielleg.1084
      @danielleg.1084 6 лет назад +2

      I know it’s was soo irritating

    • @cjlang6707
      @cjlang6707 6 лет назад +1

      No not really. She clearly said that she did a report on most of this in high school.

  • @TaurusVibes
    @TaurusVibes 7 лет назад +18

    Dwayne looked liked he was trying to grasp everything at once but was so confused

  • @ka9ine574
    @ka9ine574 3 года назад +9

    Video: Tells how religion started.
    Jasmine: I think he’s making fun of religion.
    Me: whatttt???

    • @miseriabelle6843
      @miseriabelle6843 3 года назад

      He explains it in a comedic way

    • @jackd9375
      @jackd9375 2 года назад

      @@miseriabelle6843 you watched the entire rest of the video right?

  • @alexismartins9902
    @alexismartins9902 7 лет назад +60

    Noooo, what happened to the legendary couch plop😭😂

    • @Christicjo
      @Christicjo 7 лет назад +11

      _Alexis Martins_ 😢😢 all the good time

  • @moonlight-mn8du
    @moonlight-mn8du 6 лет назад +114

    She literally kept talking and explaining it like we can see it in the corner

    • @kimoore2801
      @kimoore2801 4 года назад +9

      Saiko Kujo I don’t understand y’all, what the hell do you think a reaction is? If you didn’t want to hear talking over the original video, then go and WATCH THE ORIGINAL VIDEO! I’ll admit that Jasmine does talk just for the sake of talking sometimes, but she’s reacting to the video like we requested! If you have problems with the talking over the video, the original video is available to watch🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @kimoore2801
      @kimoore2801 4 года назад +4

      Saiko Kujo I always understood what y’all were saying, but she’s still reacting to what’s going on. If they sat in silence and watched the video, people would’ve still complained about how their reactions were dry. Yes, this video isn’t one of their best ones, but bashing them isn’t going to change anything. Honestly, I got a little butt hurt and that’s on me, it was just annoying to see everyone hating on them🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @UberMenschNowFilms
    @UberMenschNowFilms 6 лет назад +5

    "The Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now..."
    "What?"
    "That's just where he lives."
    lmao

  • @sweetjojoba
    @sweetjojoba 5 лет назад +11

    Only 20% of the people here ACTUALLY watched the video before this one.

  • @B3nDaHuman
    @B3nDaHuman 6 лет назад +84

    2 people sit in silence for 20 minutes

  • @thehound6126
    @thehound6126 5 лет назад +73

    Boy I love when people watch this and say "mhm" and "yup" and repeat everything that is on the screen pretending they know what they are talking about. If you ask them something that isn't basic knowledge they won't be able to answer.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 5 лет назад +17

      I love when people come to react channels and pretend they're clever while missing the point of react channels.

    • @quno5174
      @quno5174 5 лет назад +8

      TheKyrix82 I love when people try to defend reaction RUclipsrs by saying that’s what they’re supposed to do.
      Like they added basically nothing to the video, that’s not a good reaction.

    • @sadmagicfan9682
      @sadmagicfan9682 5 лет назад +3

      @@quno5174 then why are you here

    • @quno5174
      @quno5174 5 лет назад +6

      ChrisTheMagicFan I love when peoples only reaction to me being on these videos is “then why are you here”

    • @crawford5448
      @crawford5448 4 года назад

      Dark Knight EXACTLY!!!!

  • @jasarigames4481
    @jasarigames4481 7 лет назад +29

    I have a question is loving Jesus legal yet

    • @gn2630
      @gn2630 6 лет назад

      Blitz wolfer Uh I hope you’re joking lol. Not loving Jesus was and is still illegal in some places lmaooo. Loving Jesus has legit been accepted ever since the concept was created

    • @manridingashrimp
      @manridingashrimp 6 лет назад +7

      20GayTeen It was a quote from the video.

    • @shahnazmirza2348
      @shahnazmirza2348 6 лет назад

      No...... Actually okay sure, but you need to move the capital to do that.

    • @lily6959
      @lily6959 6 лет назад

      20GayTeen R/WHOOSH

    • @lauries3961
      @lauries3961 5 лет назад

      @@gn2630 Did... did you watch the video?

  • @CripCookin
    @CripCookin 4 года назад +1

    Dwayne: "We can disagree and still live civil"
    Me who has been playing SMP Earth on Minecraft for the past week: "War is inevitable

    • @CripCookin
      @CripCookin 4 года назад

      @John Doe tbh i think the U.S. is shit, but im also american

  • @thewebexpert3311
    @thewebexpert3311 7 лет назад +188

    "I guess whoever made this doesn't believe in any religion" .... W.T.F. you can believe in whatever you want and still accept history and facts... you just have to believe ... less of your religion to accommodate those facts. -_-;

    • @tranquilmagister8481
      @tranquilmagister8481 7 лет назад +6

      his name is Bill Wurtz

    • @𬟽
      @𬟽 7 лет назад +5

      TheWeb Expert what are yiu talking about there's no negative comments about religion

    • @hellsgate09
      @hellsgate09 7 лет назад +12

      AEROWAVE Not negative, no, but if you're inferring that quote was not said you'd be wrong. Jazz did in fact say that quote, and it's likely true. To make all of the jabs that were made at the various religions, you kind of need to be as objective as possible and not subscribing to the belief and ideology of religions gives you that freedom.

    • @potahto4808
      @potahto4808 7 лет назад +6

      TheWeb Expert he probably accepts all religions but that doesn't mean he does or doesn't believe in religion

    • @𬟽
      @𬟽 7 лет назад +4

      hellsgate09 yeah its for comedic effect, he made one for each major religon

  • @joeyz9738
    @joeyz9738 6 лет назад +90

    If the entire universes existence was condensed down to 24 hours humans have been around for approximately 3 minutes

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 6 лет назад +32

      more like 1/1000000 of a second...

    • @zeronova1484
      @zeronova1484 6 лет назад +19

      Joey Z,
      Your math is way off friend. But I do get what you're trying to say.

    • @bigsmoke2993
      @bigsmoke2993 6 лет назад +22

      ''if the entire existence of EARTH was condensed down to 24 hours humans have been around for 3 SECONDS'', I think this is what he meant

    • @OhyeahYeah-ey4wk
      @OhyeahYeah-ey4wk 5 лет назад +2

      It’s actually a lot less

    • @OhyeahYeah-ey4wk
      @OhyeahYeah-ey4wk 5 лет назад

      Big Smoke yea

  • @hello-dx3dq
    @hello-dx3dq 6 лет назад +12

    “This is all of high school”
    I learned this in sixth grade ._.

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 5 лет назад +1

      I learnt this in fifth grade ._.
      (Private School)

  • @RonicTheEgg
    @RonicTheEgg Год назад +2

    My history teacher was struggling to get the student's attentions so I told her to play this video and everyone aced the test lmao

  • @ffishy1673
    @ffishy1673 6 лет назад +36

    ALEXANDER HAMILTON

    • @averydepressedpotato7612
      @averydepressedpotato7612 5 лет назад +7

      MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON AND THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVENT DONE

    • @ffishy1673
      @ffishy1673 5 лет назад +1

      I’m the tsuyu who Plays gachaverse BUT JUST YOU WAIT, JUST YOU WAIT
      (Btw bnha♥️👌)

    • @JamesWilson-vr3ql
      @JamesWilson-vr3ql 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you, Aaron Burr.

    • @gamerdio2503
      @gamerdio2503 5 лет назад +1

      HISTORY HAS IT'S EYES ON YOU

  • @cherine3229
    @cherine3229 7 лет назад +28

    To answer ur question about nepolian being short, he wasn't, that's just a myth they gave him, he was actually quite tall, I know this because I went to a museum and in the museum, they had a mold of him body after he died, his face looked evil in the mold

    • @anna-jv9li
      @anna-jv9li 6 лет назад +10

      Why, so, many, commas, after, every, two, words, and, why, did, you, spell, Napoleon, wrong?

    • @gn2630
      @gn2630 6 лет назад

      Anna Little Why, are, you, judging? Are, you, an, English, teacher? No? Then, shut, the, fuck, up

    • @anna-jv9li
      @anna-jv9li 6 лет назад +4

      20GayTeen I'm not judging I'm just asking why she put so many commas and saying she spelt Napoleon wrong. Everyone these days saying "why are you judging others stop it". If you wanna get into that then why are you judging me for asking a question? Sit, the, fuck, down, no, one, cares.

    • @lukejohnson1079
      @lukejohnson1079 6 лет назад

      Napoleon was technically short, if you don’t take into account that he was measured in French inches which are longer English inches, even if you take this into account he would be below average height if he were alive right now, but he was average-taller than average for the time.

    • @dtssnapback2002
      @dtssnapback2002 6 лет назад

      Holy Shiteu no he wasn’t tall he was 5’10 about average height for a man back then

  • @DrMadd
    @DrMadd 7 лет назад +8

    To answer your question about Napoleon he wasn't actually short. That idea comes from British propaganda which portrayed Napoleon as a gross and short loser.

    • @lukejohnson1079
      @lukejohnson1079 6 лет назад

      Dr. Madd well your half right. In French inches he was average height for the time, but the British treated the French inches and English inches equally, which is wrong French inches are longer, also If he was alive now he would be considered small as over the years humans have got taller.

  • @baldskier5530
    @baldskier5530 5 лет назад +13

    "They should play this in science class."
    It was all in the book 😂😂

  • @Ray-yu2mc
    @Ray-yu2mc 7 лет назад +19

    OMG I LOVE YOUR COUCH. But I miss Bessie

  • @pheonic3665
    @pheonic3665 7 лет назад +57

    Everytime your early all you see is ....first

    • @solomoonmono3940
      @solomoonmono3940 7 лет назад +6

      White diamond I like yur profile pic steven universe squad

    • @sleeplessmusiclover1791
      @sleeplessmusiclover1791 7 лет назад

      nothing is more powerful than a diamond sadly not even loyalist could take down a diamond we all be dead before u know it

    • @lauratheunicorn4604
      @lauratheunicorn4604 7 лет назад

      White diamond you're*

  • @TheRedHunta
    @TheRedHunta 7 лет назад +73

    "mhm", "yeah", "yes", "mhm", "yeah", "mhm"... jeez

    • @jakubjunas6295
      @jakubjunas6295 7 лет назад +14

      Philip insightful commentary on their side

    • @ProJC
      @ProJC 7 лет назад +10

      The lady talked through the good parts. She made it really hard to stare blankly into my screen.

    • @ProJC
      @ProJC 7 лет назад +5

      You can make a religion out of this

    • @oscaranguiano3508
      @oscaranguiano3508 6 лет назад +1

      Ita annoying asf couldnt finish the video

    • @oscaranguiano3508
      @oscaranguiano3508 6 лет назад +2

      Ali'i yeah no shit i did first. Then i look for reactors to see what they think and Jasmines reaction is just annoying

  • @onyx4778
    @onyx4778 5 лет назад +9

    Hi thanks for checking in......:
    I’M sTilL a PiEcE oF gArBaGe

  • @moistcanadian1682
    @moistcanadian1682 6 лет назад +32

    22:10
    It’s like saying “Hey, I discovered a new rapper!”. People obviously lived in America, when they say “Colombus Discovered the americas” they mean it from a European point of view. This seems hard to understand?

    • @Haruko13
      @Haruko13 5 лет назад +3

      @@alyanasrawi5240
      The "natives" discovered it, too.
      You must have missed the beginning when the video showed how everything was created.

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 5 лет назад

      Vikings: PFFFT

    • @tosinakin2508
      @tosinakin2508 4 года назад

      He wasn't even the first European. Besides, why invalidate indigenous people that way?

    • @jackd9375
      @jackd9375 2 года назад

      @@tosinakin2508 They just explained exactly why it isn't invalidating. Everyone knows Europeans weren't the first people in America.