Opie & Anthony :: Bob Kelly's Dumb Watch

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024
  • Jimmy and Anthony don't need a second invitation to give Bawby and his dumb phone/watch contraption a well-deserved seeing-to. Otto witnesses it go down.

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  • @ebscoHOSTpub
    @ebscoHOSTpub 9 лет назад +200

    "If Apple comes out with a watch, you'll have one" Bobby really is buddha.

    • @MrAppie9090
      @MrAppie9090 5 лет назад +16

      Apple watches are badges of stupidity.

    • @CV-ly6ct
      @CV-ly6ct 5 лет назад +7

      @Quinn electronics emit non-ionizing radiation, which can't break chemical bonds so it won't harm your DNA, you sound like a quack.

    • @chronicmuncher
      @chronicmuncher 2 года назад

      Like a time machine

    • @jamesvick7558
      @jamesvick7558 Год назад +2

      My question is, is he still rocking the bandolier?

    • @damionmarquez1509
      @damionmarquez1509 Год назад

      @@jamesvick7558you know dude, you got these little inconveniences. What are these holes in your pants called? Oh yeah pockets.

  • @johngriff914
    @johngriff914 5 лет назад +33

    Pass it around, let everybody hate it...

  • @uberalex90
    @uberalex90 7 лет назад +133

    So so glad Opie wasn't there to completely sink this amazing bit.

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 6 лет назад

      Get over it douche.

    • @mikeo5003
      @mikeo5003 6 лет назад +22

      doesn't it just bug you that ALL of the shows could've been this funny if it wasn't for that unfunny hack

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 6 лет назад

      Exactly bob kelly has never been funny and is a giant douche.

    • @theafflictionvhs17
      @theafflictionvhs17 6 лет назад +9

      @Doyle Hodges shut up and quit trying to defend that unfunny dull loser known as opie.

    • @Superstarseven
      @Superstarseven 5 лет назад

      @@theafflictionvhs17 Fuck off, dude. The show is done.

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 6 лет назад +48

    "May your first watch phone be a disappointing watch phone."
    1:47 The DynaTAC 8000x. Good phone for giving your lippy second mistress a "Motorola Facial".

  • @GreggCaserta
    @GreggCaserta 8 лет назад +31

    This clip never gets old. "Nice watch Lou." Perfect.

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 8 лет назад +2

      I was trying to think of one whilst listening and Jimmy just broke me up laughing at that line that I couldn't concentrate

  • @cckk6166
    @cckk6166 3 года назад +48

    I didn't really start listening until the end of the show, but going back and listening to old clips it seems like 90% of Ant and Jim's references are from like 5 movies. And somehow it works every time

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Год назад +5

      3 Stooges
      Godfather 1,2,3
      Jaws 1,2,3D
      The Shining
      Goodfellas
      Off the top of my head

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman 9 месяцев назад

      Full Metal Jacket* as well ​@@_..-.._..-.._

    • @flatbushtommy9681
      @flatbushtommy9681 2 месяца назад

      Fargo too.
      Ant loved saying Jerry in that accent

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ Год назад +5

    _”Lady Trucker, what are you hauling today?”_

  • @Tompa83
    @Tompa83 11 лет назад +34

    I love it when they go on movie reference sprees

  • @xcalabur18
    @xcalabur18 2 месяца назад +1

    Spontaneous movie quote bits like this are what made O&A legendary.

  • @jimkelly7908
    @jimkelly7908 6 месяцев назад +3

    “Tom, you work for Timex, you talk to ‘em!” 🤣

  • @hudsonmargera3657
    @hudsonmargera3657 10 лет назад +87

    It's a good thing my stepdad Gregg was out that day. He would have 'steered the ship' away from the Godfather bit, to talk about me and my sister. "I didn't see the Godfather, I have two kids!"

    • @ishyaboijoe4048
      @ishyaboijoe4048 9 лет назад +36

      "Hold on, hold on, hold on! I caddied for the mob...So anyway, the NutriBullet..."

    • @barneyrebel0123
      @barneyrebel0123 7 лет назад +15

      "Hold on, we got a call coming in...Rich in Buffalo what's up?"

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Год назад +1

      Are you still active on here? Always wondered who made this account.

  • @kmcmantisvideochannel4129
    @kmcmantisvideochannel4129 4 года назад +20

    Ottos laugh rules rip

  • @flatbushtommy9681
    @flatbushtommy9681 2 месяца назад +1

    This might be the most underated clip in o&a history. Get to see how incredibly fast these guys are. Even w ant at the beginning doing gay dice "BLEW TOOTH. I NEEDED THE MONEY" then inserting every hilarious godfather line and substituting in bobbys dumb watch as the punchline 😂

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 8 лет назад +47

    Leave the watch, take the canoli

  • @stefanbernhard2710
    @stefanbernhard2710 Год назад +15

    "You straightened my watch out?" "He was grabbing rolexes 2 at a time the players couldn't read the time at the tables."

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ Год назад +10

    1:04
    Ant: “What, do you talk into it like Dick Tracy?!?”
    Yimmy: “More like Dick Head”

  • @daleva187goligo
    @daleva187goligo 2 года назад +7

    "it takes a licking and keeps on sucking" holy s*** hahahaha lmao that was gold... quick, freakin jim

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 8 лет назад +73

    wow if Opie was there he would have gone to a caller to ruin the bit after 1 minute

    • @krayzeejojo
      @krayzeejojo 6 лет назад +1

      No need to mention Opie when he’s not there :).

    • @billcarrig9434
      @billcarrig9434 5 лет назад +9

      *Mongo the trucker, you're on the air!!!!!!*

    • @BilltheButcher1855
      @BilltheButcher1855 5 лет назад +3

      Let’s go to Ralph in Nortth Carolina

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 4 года назад

      Wow, looks who’s obsessed with someone that isn’t even in the clip. You’re sick in the head

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 4 года назад +5

      @@TL2354 just thankful for small mercies

  • @amarch8
    @amarch8 9 лет назад +33

    Those godfather clips were brilliant.

  • @puremercury
    @puremercury 5 лет назад +27

    They missed the best relevant Godfather line here. "You goddamn guinea watchmakers really make me laugh!"

    • @puremercury
      @puremercury 4 года назад +1

      @James Richards How do they do Moe Greene and leave that one out? Also, the dork in me almost wrote "horologists," but it doesn't flow the same.

    • @johndong7524
      @johndong7524 2 года назад +2

      How's Italian watch in this restaurant?

  • @remylucai
    @remylucai 3 года назад +10

    This bit made me rewatch The Godfather trilogy.

  • @jasoncullity1363
    @jasoncullity1363 6 лет назад +14

    'CLAIRE, I'LL LET U ASK ME ABOUT MY WATCH THIS 1 TIME'

  • @maximumeffort17
    @maximumeffort17 2 года назад +3

    1:56 - “What a hunk of shit!” Hearing little Jimmy in the background coming back into the room was glorious!

  • @durden2480
    @durden2480 4 года назад +7

    Look mommy it talks fa la la la

  • @slayskool777
    @slayskool777 3 года назад +6

    Sad hearing Otto laughing. RIP

  • @Arandomcomenter
    @Arandomcomenter 8 лет назад +14

    I know it was you Fredo. You broke my watch, you broke my watch

    • @Wildfan-sg3fh
      @Wildfan-sg3fh 8 лет назад +5

      Luke Parkinson I can handle telling time! I'm smart!!!!
      Not dumb like everyone thinks! !!!

  • @jabberman3000
    @jabberman3000 5 лет назад +6

    Robert Kelly, tech visionary

  • @Mattdotnfo
    @Mattdotnfo 3 года назад +7

    That nigga bob Kelly really loves his gadgets

  • @24Vett
    @24Vett Год назад +1

    Greatest O&A show ever!!!

  • @xcalabur18
    @xcalabur18 9 месяцев назад +1

    Editing here deserves a damn Emmy

  • @JoeyBullet222
    @JoeyBullet222 8 лет назад +12

    this is how funny this show wouldve been every time if opie was a little less chatty lol or got fired sooner.

    • @cdbco.
      @cdbco. 8 лет назад

      +primusfan6661 good one

  • @flatbushtommy9681
    @flatbushtommy9681 2 месяца назад

    I dont want my brother walking out w just his watch in his hand gets me every time

  • @DapperDill
    @DapperDill 4 года назад +3

    “Leave the watch, take the cannolis.”

  • @matthewherzog6155
    @matthewherzog6155 9 лет назад +7

    When I need technology reviews, I head on over to Fat Bob's Tech Punditry Emporium.

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 5 лет назад +6

    There's fewer things sadder than tech junkies. Every one I've met has been a hollow person, thinking each new device would fill the void of their life.

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 года назад

      True but it’s very lucrative on RUclips

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Год назад +1

      Fill the void in Bobby’s gigantic empty head.

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 4 месяца назад

      ​@@_..-.._..-.._and stomach

  • @Wildfan-sg3fh
    @Wildfan-sg3fh 9 лет назад +4

    Clemenza promised them a watch.
    Frankie: Clemenza promised them nothing!

  • @WiggysanWiggysan
    @WiggysanWiggysan 6 лет назад +19

    Here we are in 2018 - Jimmy, Troy, Sam, Travis all have iWatch's & Opie has a Samsung Gear Android Wear watch.
    Bobby, the Legend.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Год назад +1

      How do you know? Ya stalker. Apple stinks. I’ve had iPhones since the beginning and I’m done, they keep making them worse. Screw Apple.

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove Год назад +1

    My father's name was Antonio Blobbolini...and this watch is for you.

  • @TheMCRen
    @TheMCRen 4 года назад +2

    Looks like something that came with my Action Man figures.

  • @cripplermaximus
    @cripplermaximus 8 месяцев назад +1

    Otto's laugh doesn't match his voice and i love it.

  • @Messyman16
    @Messyman16 8 лет назад +8

    Use all your skills to make that watch good, I don't want his mother to see it like that.

  • @AlexHodgins
    @AlexHodgins 11 лет назад +3

    Great editing!

  • @GreggTonyAndJim
    @GreggTonyAndJim  11 лет назад +1

    14th Jan 2013. Had been meaning to get to it for a while.

  • @Cheka__
    @Cheka__ 3 года назад +2

    Otto's dumb laugh

  • @smithcorona3947
    @smithcorona3947 Год назад +3

    Merle asking for a watch wrecked me

  • @PanasonicTooth
    @PanasonicTooth 9 лет назад +4

    lol "I'm watch"

  • @herpallday1284
    @herpallday1284 2 года назад

    Glorious.

  • @chimpydweeb
    @chimpydweeb Год назад

    Great clip

  • @puremercury
    @puremercury 2 года назад

    "Blobby would like to take this opportunity to thank this rinky-dink Guido tech company for their lovely gift; a solid gold watch!"

  • @armandmuniz2981
    @armandmuniz2981 10 лет назад +1

    Poor sweet blobby

  • @DHodges187
    @DHodges187 6 лет назад +1

    Great upload thank you.

  • @the701squad1
    @the701squad1 5 лет назад +2

    Bobstradamus

  • @CommissarKane
    @CommissarKane 5 лет назад +4

    Opie would've derailed the laughs a minute into the bit.

  • @mikehoncho5764
    @mikehoncho5764 2 года назад +2

    sam didnt laugh at this and yet he has the show now lol

  • @RKO36
    @RKO36 11 лет назад +4

    My math professor mentioned an iPhone watch a few days ago. I almost started laughing because I thought of stupid Bobby's stupid watch.

    • @sybo59
      @sybo59 4 года назад +1

      AntD36 Oh shit you probably have one by now.

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 2 года назад +8

    As dumb as Bobby could be, there are several times where them mocking him did not age well for them.

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 года назад +4

      I agree, in 2010 I remember Jim ripped Bobby for having an IPad, and Jim didn’t like it because of all the fingerprints you’d get on it. Aged like milk.

    • @darkhorse306
      @darkhorse306 Год назад +1

      They shit on him for thinking KickAss would be a good movie

    • @chriswilletts3621
      @chriswilletts3621 Год назад

      ​@@darkhorse306Patrice was always the smarter one.

  • @nicholasjoost5111
    @nicholasjoost5111 6 лет назад +2

    I bet a Russian Czar never paid that kind of dough for a watch

  • @YusiDJordan
    @YusiDJordan 4 года назад +2

    I hate to say it but Blobby was right on the money

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 7 лет назад +2

    BTW, did Vos try to get the family to let him borrow George to eulogize Otto?
    "Hi, everybody! I'm JshorJsh. I owed Otto fifty dollarsh but U'm not dodjshin' 'im no more"

  • @tethryss5001
    @tethryss5001 4 года назад +2

    And now EVERYONE I see if they have a watch has one of these.
    Bob Kelly is a fool but at least he can pick up on what is new and isn't just a fad.
    Although the bandolier was pretty gay.

  • @ElevenDollarCheese
    @ElevenDollarCheese Год назад

    Why not, "you go see your children first.....then worry about standing in line to get a watch"

  • @MichaelZoidberg
    @MichaelZoidberg 4 года назад +6

    Everyone hates on opie cause it's the hot take. I consumed over 70 hrs of O and A recently for the first time ever without much knowledge of them under my belt. His presence on the show never deterred me from the gauranteed gutteral laughter this gang provides.

    • @matthewhughes2866
      @matthewhughes2866 4 года назад +5

      nerd

    • @billwillis5719
      @billwillis5719 3 года назад +1

      I agree.

    • @tomzimmerman8
      @tomzimmerman8 Год назад +3

      But then eventually you'll start groaning when he speaks... then you won't be able to tune him out.

    • @maxburpee
      @maxburpee Год назад

      High praise: “I laughed despite his presence.”

  • @jaychipperson
    @jaychipperson 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Nice watch lou" 😂 i actually laughed like otto to that

  • @Drvol1
    @Drvol1 11 лет назад

    Keep em coming GTAJ

  • @jaerbear7237
    @jaerbear7237 2 года назад +2

    Was the music added later, or in the moment?

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 4 года назад +2

    The Uncle Paul character has ruined the word "Sure..." for me. Jim Norton has reduced a word to a creepy slimy response, that funny bastard.

    • @santiago2434ify
      @santiago2434ify 3 года назад +1

      I say it just like he does now I love the fact no one knows where I got it from 😂😂

  • @beatsnbangs
    @beatsnbangs 8 лет назад +2

    3:45 He should leave out that pesky "the bugs" part.

  • @leoduke5311
    @leoduke5311 3 года назад

    It’s a message. It says Bobby Kelly sleeps with the dispshits

  • @turnupthesun81
    @turnupthesun81 2 года назад +1

    The funny thing is how everyone has the Apple Watch and how many have actually used it to answer a call?

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 года назад +1

      I think most people use it to track exercise.

  • @IndianBrah
    @IndianBrah 11 лет назад

    YES! More godfather!

  • @emojisarepurecancer8097
    @emojisarepurecancer8097 Год назад

    "zombie fans" lol

  • @MrUrech
    @MrUrech 4 года назад +1

    Smart watch now. I hate that commercial

  • @DapperDill
    @DapperDill 4 года назад +1

    3:54

  • @TheDizzleHawke
    @TheDizzleHawke 3 года назад

    A Nopie clip!

  • @Demendred
    @Demendred 11 лет назад

    So it tells you when you're in the wrong neighborhood. Because, you know, its made by Italians....

  • @Bobap3
    @Bobap3 Год назад

    Bobby walked so Apple could run...
    Fatty cant run anyway tho.

    • @rutgerhauser2377
      @rutgerhauser2377 Год назад +1

      Did you see the clip of him running in ghost town? To this day funniest appearance of any of the O&A guests in a movie.

  • @adriennem3168
    @adriennem3168 2 года назад +1

    Bobby is a worse consumer than any woman. It's 2022 and he's worse now

  • @drex48239
    @drex48239 11 лет назад

    what date is this from?

  • @maxxdoutt3585
    @maxxdoutt3585 8 лет назад

    4:25 XD5:13 XD XD6:08 XD XD XD6:42 XD XD XD XD7:05 XD XD XD XD XD

  • @terryfez
    @terryfez 9 лет назад +2

    that is shit!!! 1:41

  • @CousinBowling
    @CousinBowling 6 лет назад +2

    Otto was actually in this day? Did he talk?

    • @nikobellic2515
      @nikobellic2515 4 года назад +1

      Cousin, would you like to go fill our stomachs with the American fast food?

    • @CousinBowling
      @CousinBowling 4 года назад

      @@nikobellic2515 yes, cousin.

  • @aquagon
    @aquagon 5 лет назад

    A man who doesnt spend time with his watch can never be a real man....
    Eh who am I kidding Bob is more whale than a man.

  • @stugots162
    @stugots162 6 лет назад

    Wow nobody reading dumb quotes from the fans to ruin the bit but put the spot light on himself. Boy he sucked!

  • @noshortselectric5208
    @noshortselectric5208 Год назад

    Godfather bit dragged on at least 5 minutes too long

    • @flatbushtommy9681
      @flatbushtommy9681 2 месяца назад

      Relax sam roberts. Not our fault u have zero sense of humor

    • @noshortselectric5208
      @noshortselectric5208 2 месяца назад

      @@flatbushtommy9681 89 IQ and you worship a pedophile