My husband does this to me almost every time we’re going out. He just goes out the door and doesn’t say anything. And I like don’t have shoes on yet, haven’t gotten the pocketbook and the coat from the closet. And I think he’s just ran out to take some garbage out before we leave and then doesn’t come back in. And then by time I’m done putting the shoes on, getting the pocketbook and the coat and making it to the car he’s flipping out. And I say every time I don’t know why you sprint to the friggin car. You don’t even see if I’ve even put my shoes on yet!
Exactly. Unless I really need some time to myself, I no longer wait in the car. I may be there for an hour, it's almost a freebie for my wife to change outfits 3 MORE times or do who knows what.?.? My Brooklyn days are long gone and I don't lean on the horn and yell out of the car window anymore. Although, there are times I still come close to resurrecting those days. You could get some porn on your phone and then you probably won't mind waiting in the car. I have a friend that told me about that..................
No, he's not in the slightest embarrassed, oddly enough. He thinks everybody lives inside his head or should. However, now that we know what goes on in there, we avoid that at all costs. Not a safe space.
When my dad walks out of the house it hardly ever means he’s going in the car right away he usually does a turn around the house or the garden to check some stuff and then he finds something that bothers him and will spend 15-20 min on that bullshit THEN he’ll get in the car and spend another 10 min trying to connect his phone to the Bluetooth
My husband used to do something similar. He'd see me still doing my hair or something, say nothing, go outside, putter around, even blow some leaves and then after sitting in the car for five minutes he'd come in and say "I've been waiting in the car. Aren't you ready?":)
Great example of how the female brain connects everything to everything else, whereas the male brain is only on one topic at a time -- (both are a strength as well as a weakness). Notice how she inadvertently deflected the argument and got him off topic? It's classic, I tell ya! LOL -- you can tell there's a lot of love between these two. Thank you for keeping us laughing -- you guys are so wonderful! ♡
This is fairly easy to fix in many situations. Stop assuming your spouse knows exactly what you're doing or thinking. Communicate your intentions. I swear so many issues could be resolved or at the very least diminished by simple communication.🙄
I don't even bother anymore. I have 3 daughters and the wife. I live in my car. I take naps, get out and walk my dog, eat a snack, take another nap. Hours and hours and they all come out looking the same.
Thanks for your amazing style of comedy Mr. Maniscalco. I’ve introduced my dad to you recently and we know have a reason to bond during this quarantine:)
You both have me laughing my butt off. I love how you both are such wonderful people. It’s refreshing to watch you. Great humor without having to insult each other that’s true humor! :-)
I noticed that as well....😂😂. Very sly & skillful. But she is a treat. I like her realness, and her playful attitude. And she compliments him very well. Her laugh is great too.👍😎
Gerardine Cizmar division of families is part of the deep BLUE state plan unfortunately. as well as genocide:((. And noooo Trump isn't part of this but is trying to expose these rats one by one.
Ok, my partner is the guy who tells us all “everybody, come on, we’re leaving” and then WE all end up waiting in the car because he “just forgot to do something.”
Omg my mom does thing that Sebastian does of walking out of the house way too early when I'm getting ready and waits by the car just complaining haha I gotta side with the Wife on this one!
The candy, that's his story and he's sticking to it. Now, as an older, wiser, very old, woman, a bit of advice my dear. When a man says he's going outside and he sits in the car, he's waiting for you. Yes, he will gripe you take too long, all men do that. He might wander off and do other things, but he'll always say, he was waiting for you. Remember when you go shopping and he waits outside for you, haha. We tend to take too long doing that too. (Yes, Sebastian I know) My dear, give him a kiss, you know where he is, and he's waiting for you. Bless. Be safe, be happy, give your little girl a piece of that candy. I know people don't want the kids to have candy today, and I don't agree with that, they're only children once. My son had the birthday fairies, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the good job in school elves, that made sure he had cookies for those tough days. He's 27 years old now and bought his first house last year. He's a Conductor on the M.B.T.A. did that all by himself. I still make dinners, and buy his work boots, cause I'm still...Ma. Again, take care wishing you all the best.
Never argue with the wife on Mothers Day. Nothing good, can come-of-this. My #1 Suspect in this Candy theft is: The Funny Man. You guys are great together.
Honestly, I don't blame her for taking longer than usual, I kinda forgot how to dress to go outside, couldn't even get my earring through the hole, it almost sealed up (sigh)
Debra Barclay the whole point is that someone shouldn’t have to say so. The person who sees someone leave the house should understand it as equal to saying that they are ready to go. I’m not sure you totally get anything.
My fiancé ALWAYS tells me he’s going to get the car started and wait for me and to “take my time.” I still feel rushed but it’s always nice to get the heads up. 😀😀😀😀
She had a craving for a mini snickers but then blames him for eating all the candy out the piñata? How many of these little cravings has she had since the piñata arrived? 😏
When I’m in the car with my kids and we are waiting for mom (the wife) someone starts the where’s mom game.. she on the toilet no she’s paying a bill but the longer it goes the funnier the answers became and I always hit the kids with she’s cooking a turkey..
TRUE STORY: Xmas day. Wife asks me to go get dressed so we can leave. I pass a bedroom door lock I was having an issue with the night before so my drills and tools were all there so I decide just to “test some shit out.” Well 3 mins later I locked myself in the bedroom door as I fucking did something wrong and a piece of the door lock jammed and I was locked in screaming for help to high hell. Yup, well yea.....late an hour. LOL
You really shouldn’t be doing home repairs if you locked yourself in your room. Off the top of my head I can think of 3 ways to get out, in less than 5 minutes. Not trying to be rude, call a repair guy next time
Euphoric Rain I sincerely doubt they're heading for divorce. I hear real affection in their banter. This is mild bickering; Sebastian comes from a culture where bickering is normal conversation, and he married someone who can give as good as she gets. :-)
My husband does the same thing. I go to get my coat and he disappears. Look out the window and he's sitting in the truck. Must be a guy thing. BTW, love all these videos. Thanks for the laughs.
One - my husband says he'll "be right out" and 30 minutes later I'm STILL WAITING! Two - HE'S the last one out of the house and asks ME "did you lock the door?"! Three - He FINALLY gets in the car, wonders if the door is locked and then goes BACK INTO THE HOUSE to "get my coffee mug" or "I forgot my water bottle"! Four - his body is found ten days later by a local dog walker (of COURSE I'm kidding!). 😳😆😉 We've been married over 34 years now. You two are going to be okay. 😊👍🏻
OMG 😂 you guys kill me! I adore you both. Thank you for the comedy snap back to reality during this COVID freaking lockdown! We need you. Stay safe 😷and love to you and your wonderful family. 😘❤️🤟
So true, for a minute I thought it was my husband and me talking. I’m a checker, I have to check everything twice sometimes three times before I leave the house and then I “suggest” we turn the car around because I’m not sure I checked everything! Lol
I'm just gonna go out and say it, please don't hate me Sebastian: *She look like she's got solar power panels where here eyes should be.* 🤭😎 #HAPPYMOTHERSDAY
This happens for me too! My husband goes out the door. Sometimes I know he's gone out, other times I don't. Often, he'll come back in or, he'll check the fluids, or he'll do something in the yard, etc. Sometimes he'll tell me that he's doing any of those things while he's waiting on me to get in the car! But he rarely says to me, "I'll be doing stuff until you're ready but I'm ready anytime"...
I’m loving this debate 😂 my husband and my son both tell me they’ll be waiting in the car. BTW, I’m totally jealous of your bright sunny weather!! Spring in Maine is slow to launch this year.
I grew up thinking that mid day mass begins at 11AM not noon. Years later my Dad insist that my wedding invitation say 5PM when I knew we signed up for the church at 6PM. Dad finally admits that only way to get house full of women anywhere on time is to make the time 1 hour earlier than for real. LOL
TEAM WIFE!! And then, as a woman in a conversation like this, we have to gage our man's temperament to make sure we say things in a certain way as to NOT cause an argument! Because in actuality, he is already pissed to a degree, lol!! Men...you guys are EXHAUSTING!!
My father, before church, used to ask "what is she doing?" About my mother, Before church he would progressively become angrier and angrier as we waited in the car... Now I have the same impatience for people... Us Italian Men see it as a total disrespect. Its also a double standard as my wife will literally forget I'm waiting but if you make a woman wait 2mins its the end of the world.
HER: I'll be right out. ME: (3 hours later still sitting in the drivers seat waiting for HER). HER: Don't start with me. We drone up on the minivan driving away.
There you go, recording vertically again. Don't you understand that you're literally throwing away 2/3 of the viewable area? Watch this video then watch 96% of the other videos on RUclips. You'll see. smh You're still my favorite comic, though. ;)
damachine3 lol, if you turn your phone sideways you’ll see the whole picture. If you have an iPhone - turn it sideways, then back & you’ll see it all again. You’re Welcome:)
Ommmmgggg... the snickers!!!!... I love you for having these idiosyncrasies( I Googled the word ⬆️⬆️and this car thing was part of the definition...omg) stay healthy!!!!
What's up with this weird ass comment section. RUclips is going to get replaced soon!!! Oh and he stole the candy for sure. Also I'm a man and if we were gonna leave and I just walked outside noone would follow me. They would think I'm doing yard work or talking to the neighbors or anything. I have to say let's go lol
I wait by the front door for my beautiful wife until she's ready to leave, then I open the door for her, like a gentleman does. Besides, gives me a great opportunity to ogle her while she's walking to the car.
@Srt _ Whatever. I'm in love with my wife. Married for 33 years. Treating each other like royalty is a key to a happy marriage. Hope you figure things out by the time you grow up.
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I’m not married, and even I know this argument will go absolutely nowhere.
No argument w any woman about any topic has ever gone anywhere married or not... I'm literally 0-374... Ant its the only reason I'm still married
@MarkThisWayAfter it is buh whaddaya gonna do🤷♂️
Ser Tyrion of House Ray-Ban (
@MarkThisWayAfter It's all in your perception.
Haha your wife is the best! She’s so chill. And you should let her know when you’re goin to the car Sebastian! Love you guys 😍
Can we talk about her sunglasses. They look like my coffee table.
My husband does this to me almost every time we’re going out. He just goes out the door and doesn’t say anything. And I like don’t have shoes on yet, haven’t gotten the pocketbook and the coat from the closet. And I think he’s just ran out to take some garbage out before we leave and then doesn’t come back in. And then by time I’m done putting the shoes on, getting the pocketbook and the coat and making it to the car he’s flipping out. And I say every time I don’t know why you sprint to the friggin car. You don’t even see if I’ve even put my shoes on yet!
My husband doesn’t always tell me “I’m getting in the car.” He just comes back in and goes “you ready?! I’ve been waiting!” Gah!! 🤦🏼♀️🤣🤣🤣
*Because you're all sisters!*
*What is said is irrelevant! "Actions speak louder than words"... Ring a bell? Lmao!*
Hey, it's what men do. We're not known for our superior communication skills, we expect you to read our next move so please do
lol that's what my dad does to my mom. comes back in like what the hell is going on?!
He doesn't text you?? WHAT'S THE F'EN HOLD UP??
Yup lmaooooo I do the very same thing 😂😂😂😂😂
I would def expect a call out of “I’ll be in the car.” I think that’s protocol. 🧐
This quarantine is gonna produce so much new comedy material. I can't wait.
Yeah the jokes on Trump.
THE WHOLE THING IS ALREADY A BIG ASS JOKE.
@@gracefranklin29 FU
Richard Powell He’ll be too old to stand on stage by the time this is over
Belly lint
Rule 1 on Mother’s Day: never argue with your woman!! At least for today!
NYC Entrepreneur simp
Stfup
edwin hernandez cant people learn to be a bit nicer to one another in the middle of a pandemic??
@@swisstrader He's Italian, arguing is second language to them.
If my wife doesn’t cry on Mother’s Day, I haven’t done my job.
I've learned to not walk out the door without my wife. Otherwise this happens every time. You'll learn Seb. Aren't you embarrassed?!
Steve Thompson LOL 😂 I love it 👍🏼
Exactly. Unless I really need some time to myself, I no longer wait in the car. I may be there for an hour, it's almost a freebie for my wife to change outfits 3 MORE times or do who knows what.?.? My Brooklyn days are long gone and I don't lean on the horn and yell out of the car window anymore. Although, there are times I still come close to resurrecting those days. You could get some porn on your phone and then you probably won't mind waiting in the car. I have a friend that told me about that..................
@@Grace8381
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No, he's not in the slightest embarrassed, oddly enough. He thinks everybody lives inside his head or should. However, now that we know what goes on in there, we avoid that at all costs. Not a safe space.
See now this is good marriage advice
When my dad walks out of the house it hardly ever means he’s going in the car right away he usually does a turn around the house or the garden to check some stuff and then he finds something that bothers him and will spend 15-20 min on that bullshit THEN he’ll get in the car and spend another 10 min trying to connect his phone to the Bluetooth
Lmfao 😁
Ella 😩🤣
LOL
My husband used to do something similar. He'd see me still doing my hair or something, say nothing, go outside, putter around, even blow some leaves and then after sitting in the car for five minutes he'd come in and say "I've been waiting in the car. Aren't you ready?":)
I LOVE ur wife...she’s smart & sassy!!! Happy Mother’s Day to her!!!
Angry Hippo truest statement ever 😂🤣😂
Great example of how the female brain connects everything to everything else, whereas the male brain is only on one topic at a time -- (both are a strength as well as a weakness). Notice how she inadvertently deflected the argument and got him off topic? It's classic, I tell ya!
LOL -- you can tell there's a lot of love between these two. Thank you for keeping us laughing -- you guys are so wonderful! ♡
Sorry lollll your wife wins this one 😂😂 who walks out of the house and doesn't say "I'll be in the car" ?? Lollll
The plan was to go? Where could he possibly be??
He went fishing
if you're planning on leaving to go somewhere and talk about it, if they leave the house where do you imagine they're going?
Football game
That's how us women are!! Snickers craving can come up at ANY time. Lol 😂
There's two ways to argue with your wife. BOTH of them are WRONG.
So true, so true!
Wise man
Oh, Albert. You definitely are a smart man.
Fantastic response!
Lol
This looks like ......too much time together in quarantine 😂
Best 6 words in the English language: I’ll just wait in the car.
This is fairly easy to fix in many situations. Stop assuming your spouse knows exactly what you're doing or thinking. Communicate your intentions. I swear so many issues could be resolved or at the very least diminished by simple communication.🙄
I don't even bother anymore. I have 3 daughters and the wife. I live in my car. I take naps, get out and walk my dog, eat a snack, take another nap. Hours and hours and they all come out looking the same.
Who took the candy? Asking for a friend. By the way: Happy belated Mother's Day to both
Mrs. Ms. and mom-in-law.
See my comment above. Are you my Dad?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for your amazing style of comedy Mr. Maniscalco. I’ve introduced my dad to you recently and we know have a reason to bond during this quarantine:)
I'm usually sayin "Babe I'll be in the car don't overdo it you hot as you are."
You both have me laughing my butt off. I love how you both are such wonderful people. It’s refreshing to watch you. Great humor without having to insult each other that’s true humor! :-)
I love how she masterfully changed the subject from you waiting in the car to stealing candy from pinatas.
Women can't stay on point if they're wrong. They have to bring up other stuff to try and win the argument
She's lovely!
I noticed that as well....😂😂. Very sly & skillful. But she is a treat. I like her realness, and her playful attitude. And she compliments him very well. Her laugh is great too.👍😎
The last piñata I experienced at a party was filled with airplane size liquor bottles. So much fun! Btw...it was not a children’s party.
Must have been a major cleanup.
This quarantine is going to cut many marriages short.
Naw, let’s have a baby boom.
Ohhhh ya!!!
Love + Time - Distance = Hate
Louis CK
His wife has such a good heart
Gerardine Cizmar division of families is part of the deep BLUE state plan unfortunately. as well as genocide:((. And noooo Trump isn't part of this but is trying to expose these rats one by one.
As a guy I tell the person in the house “I’ll be waiting in the car.” But hey we all do things different no big.
I'm single so don't listen to me! But it's mothers day, this is the day that men should be seen not heard.
Ok, my partner is the guy who tells us all “everybody, come on, we’re leaving” and then WE all end up waiting in the car because he “just forgot to do something.”
DRIVING AWAY FROM YOUR HOME IS THE BEST PLACE TO REMEMBER THE THINGS YOU FORGOT TO DO.
Eccentric_Professor omg
Eccentric_Professor ; guilty here again....
🤣🤣🤣 I totally pictured that lol
has the term "partner" officially replaced "boyfriend"? I mean is it OFFICIAL?
Omg my mom does thing that Sebastian does of walking out of the house way too early when I'm getting ready and waits by the car just complaining haha I gotta side with the Wife on this one!
Lejna Lina Ramic Same for all she knows he was going to get the mail or whatever.
Lejna Lina Ramic ; I’m guilty as charged. #busted
For some reason, I just assumed Sebastian's wife would look like Fran Drescher.
Oh, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
My hubby does the same crap. We need to leave in like 10 minutes. He decides to get on the phone have a long conversation now we're late. I hate late.
LOL Maybe it's a passive aggressive control tactic
This is my life
Joni Olson ; oops, busted here
Yeah, it’s Mother’s Day, she gets a pass but, recon formation is needed, turn on the a/c , pump your jams and wait
Hahahaha, it is mother's day and when you're craving a mini snickers, I mean🤷🏼♀️😂🤣😂
The candy, that's his story and he's sticking to it. Now, as an older, wiser, very old, woman, a bit of advice my dear. When a man says he's going outside and he sits in the car, he's waiting for you. Yes, he will gripe you take too long, all men do that. He might wander off and do other things, but he'll always say, he was waiting for you. Remember when you go shopping and he waits outside for you, haha. We tend to take too long doing that too. (Yes, Sebastian I know) My dear, give him a kiss, you know where he is, and he's waiting for you. Bless. Be safe, be happy, give your little girl a piece of that candy. I know people don't want the kids to have candy today, and I don't agree with that, they're only children once. My son had the birthday fairies, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the good job in school elves, that made sure he had cookies for those tough days. He's 27 years old now and bought his first house last year. He's a Conductor on the M.B.T.A. did that all by himself. I still make dinners, and buy his work boots, cause I'm still...Ma. Again, take care wishing you all the best.
*YOU ARE SO LOVELY*
That's so cute xx
waiting in the car is one of the few peaceful times a guy can have in life, outside of taking a deuce.
Never argue with the wife on Mothers Day. Nothing good, can come-of-this. My #1 Suspect in this Candy theft is: The Funny Man. You guys are great together.
Happy Mother's Day, Lana! 🌷 😁
I love these two!! These little situations we've all been in!
Honestly, I don't blame her for taking longer than usual, I kinda forgot how to dress to go outside, couldn't even get my earring through the hole, it almost sealed up (sigh)
@Diamond Bourne "you people deserve what's coming" please enlighten us ole sage and wise one (evil grin)
I notice in late March that my earring hole was closing up, so during the week, I put some one. I take them off once 5 pm rolls around.
I think this is a really good comedy team right here. I like to watch this episodes are kind of a good pick me up for my day!
I agree. It happens to me all the time. She ends up yelling at me. Your wife is at least loving and kind! 👍
Full disclosure - My wife is the one who ends up waiting out in the car for me, not the other way around… I’m the distracted slowpoke
My husband is so guilty of this. I look and he's sitting in the car. Ummm, give me notice bud. Sorry I'm siding with your wife! lol
I just love these two! I feel like they're my family members! 😍😊
My husband does not tell me he is specifically going to wait in the car. It also annoys me, so I totally get it! 😅
Debra Barclay the whole point is that someone shouldn’t have to say so. The person who sees someone leave the house should understand it as equal to saying that they are ready to go. I’m not sure you totally get anything.
My fiancé ALWAYS tells me he’s going to get the car started and wait for me and to “take my time.” I still feel rushed but it’s always nice to get the heads up. 😀😀😀😀
I literally love u Sebastian your one of my favorite comedians ever❤️
I'm with her, I always say "I'll be in the car".
Well, I did have a craving for a mini snickers 😂
ah ha,.... she felt bad if he was actually waiting in the car..
She had a craving for a mini snickers but then blames him for eating all the candy out the piñata? How many of these little cravings has she had since the piñata arrived? 😏
I could go for one now.
I freaking love this guy.
When I’m in the car with my kids and we are waiting for mom (the wife) someone starts the where’s mom game.. she on the toilet no she’s paying a bill but the longer it goes the funnier the answers became and I always hit the kids with she’s cooking a turkey..
Lol, YES she's cooking a 25lbs turkey and it'll be ready when she gets out of the house. Lol
🤣 She's cooking a turkey...the funniest ever!😝😘
In sabastians voice " am i supposed to pick sides??? What do you want from me" ...lol
I'm always waiting. Half my life has been spent waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Going slowly mad.
Learn to enjoy the ride 😒
On my tombstone will say, "It's better than waiting in line."
Sorry. Sounds like a change is in order
I think Charles Nelson Reilly had a pair of those sunglasses! Or maybe those were his??!!!🤣
TRUE STORY: Xmas day. Wife asks me to go get dressed so we can leave. I pass a bedroom door lock I was having an issue with the night before so my drills and tools were all there so I decide just to “test some shit out.” Well 3 mins later I locked myself in the bedroom door as I fucking did something wrong and a piece of the door lock jammed and I was locked in screaming for help to high hell. Yup, well yea.....late an hour. LOL
Did you have to drink your urine to survive?
ScotSpeed 🤣🤣🤣
Cool
You really shouldn’t be doing home repairs if you locked yourself in your room.
Off the top of my head I can think of 3 ways to get out, in less than 5 minutes.
Not trying to be rude, call a repair guy next time
@@itaintrocketscience 😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are killing me in here!! Lmaoooo
Im on her side here. She's ready when she's ready. Enjoy some solo time in the car funniest man in America!
My husband can say "I'll be in the car" in 5 languages
🤣🤣🤣
Too funny.. Love these two..
This made me a tad bit uncomfortable 😆
My parents have been married 51 years and this shit still happens all the time!
I say, “I’ll be waiting in the car,” then I go fishing. If one day we end up in the same vehicle, praise God
We are not mind readers. What's so hard about saying, "See you in the car..."
Bro chill its your wifey 😂
My hubs always says, "I'll wait for you in the car. Take your time."
I can’t figure if they put on an act to be funny or if they are headed for a divorce?
Euphoric Rain I sincerely doubt they're heading for divorce. I hear real affection in their banter. This is mild bickering; Sebastian comes from a culture where bickering is normal conversation, and he married someone who can give as good as she gets. :-)
My husband does the same thing. I go to get my coat and he disappears. Look out the window and he's sitting in the truck. Must be a guy thing. BTW, love all these videos. Thanks for the laughs.
Sorry, I gotta give it to her. My husband ALWAYS tells me “I’ll wait for you in the car”. Sorry Sebastian 👎🏼
Totally love your comedy bro keep doing what you do sir
One - my husband says he'll "be right out" and 30 minutes later I'm STILL WAITING! Two - HE'S the last one out of the house and asks ME "did you lock the door?"! Three - He FINALLY gets in the car, wonders if the door is locked and then goes BACK INTO THE HOUSE to "get my coffee mug" or "I forgot my water bottle"! Four - his body is found ten days later by a local dog walker (of COURSE I'm kidding!). 😳😆😉 We've been married over 34 years now. You two are going to be okay. 😊👍🏻
I luv this lol. Oh my, this is what my parents do to me while I wait for them
I'm married to Sicilian. Evil eye, Halloween, etc. all true. Luv your comedy
Quarantine has done the same thing to YOUR hair as to my husband’s-shock white! Hmmmm....
OMG 😂 you guys kill me! I adore you both. Thank you for the comedy snap back to reality during this COVID freaking lockdown! We need you. Stay safe 😷and love to you and your wonderful family. 😘❤️🤟
I feel like we shouldn’t have been watching this 😂
So true, for a minute I thought it was my husband and me talking.
I’m a checker, I have to check everything twice sometimes three
times before I leave the house and then I “suggest” we turn
the car around because I’m not sure I checked everything! Lol
I'm just gonna go out and say it, please don't hate me Sebastian:
*She look like she's got solar power panels where here eyes should be.* 🤭😎
#HAPPYMOTHERSDAY
Very stylish!
Spider Man 🤣
hahaha
😂😂😂😂
Surely 'spiderwoman'...😉
I feel i just watched Henry & Karen Hill in witness protection. Hilarious.
Those sunglasses have *GOT* to *GO!* Looks like something out of the movie "The Fly".
Careful. ...maybe she is the fly...😉
ugly af
@@ericscaillet2232 She's a piece of work, I'll say that. Can afford anything thanks to Sebastian's occupation and look how she dresses?
@Pete Pan LOL! Your name fits you. How's Tinkerbell?
@Pete Pan LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
This happens for me too! My husband goes out the door. Sometimes I know he's gone out, other times I don't. Often, he'll come back in or, he'll check the fluids, or he'll do something in the yard, etc. Sometimes he'll tell me that he's doing any of those things while he's waiting on me to get in the car! But he rarely says to me, "I'll be doing stuff until you're ready but I'm ready anytime"...
I tell my family “I’m gonna go sit in the truck and watch RUclips until you guys are ready to go!”
I’m loving this debate 😂 my husband and my son both tell me they’ll be waiting in the car. BTW, I’m totally jealous of your bright sunny weather!! Spring in Maine is slow to launch this year.
I have to lie about the time of the event so we can leave early. And we are still late. I'll be right out means 30-45 minutes.
Ha ha oh my. My fam says this too lol
I grew up thinking that mid day mass begins at 11AM not noon. Years later my Dad insist that my wedding invitation say 5PM when I knew we signed up for the church at 6PM. Dad finally admits that only way to get house full of women anywhere on time is to make the time 1 hour earlier than for real. LOL
Sebastian, I love your sarcasm and your wife's sweet and witty banter! The two of you compliment each other!
I agree w Sebastian ...sorry. my husband and I never announce: " hey, i ll be in the car".
Lol same here. We race to who can be in the car first. He says he is waiting for me, but I feel I’m waiting for him... lol 😂
TEAM WIFE!! And then, as a woman in a conversation like this, we have to gage our man's temperament to make sure we say things in a certain way as to NOT cause an argument! Because in actuality, he is already pissed to a degree, lol!! Men...you guys are EXHAUSTING!!
You two are cute; Laughter is key!
Why don't you wait till everyone's ready?
My father, before church, used to ask "what is she doing?" About my mother, Before church he would progressively become angrier and angrier as we waited in the car... Now I have the same impatience for people... Us Italian Men see it as a total disrespect. Its also a double standard as my wife will literally forget I'm waiting but if you make a woman wait 2mins its the end of the world.
Is she concerned with sunburning her cheekbones with those glasses?
😁,yep very jack onasis. ..
You mean Jackie O?
Hysterical! So true! Love you all ❤️
HER: I'll be right out. ME: (3 hours later still sitting in the drivers seat waiting for HER). HER: Don't start with me. We drone up on the minivan driving away.
You just look better and better, the older you get. LOVE the hair. Really! Very handsome dude!!! Don’t change.
There you go, recording vertically again. Don't you understand that you're literally throwing away 2/3 of the viewable area? Watch this video then watch 96% of the other videos on RUclips. You'll see. smh
You're still my favorite comic, though. ;)
damachine3 lol, if you turn your phone sideways you’ll see the whole picture. If you have an iPhone - turn it sideways, then back & you’ll see it all again. You’re Welcome:)
Ommmmgggg... the snickers!!!!... I love you for having these idiosyncrasies( I Googled the word ⬆️⬆️and this car thing was part of the definition...omg) stay healthy!!!!
Well that’s three minutes of my life I won’t get back.
Busy busy busy !!
Sebastian is being passive aggressive on this one. It's courtesy to say, "I'll be waiting in the car".
What's up with this weird ass comment section. RUclips is going to get replaced soon!!! Oh and he stole the candy for sure. Also I'm a man and if we were gonna leave and I just walked outside noone would follow me. They would think I'm doing yard work or talking to the neighbors or anything. I have to say let's go lol
I'm still wondering who stole all the candy from the illegal piñata...
I wait by the front door for my beautiful wife until she's ready to leave, then I open the door for her, like a gentleman does. Besides, gives me a great opportunity to ogle her while she's walking to the car.
Well..... wow, if only 🤭 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Srt _ Whatever. I'm in love with my wife. Married for 33 years. Treating each other like royalty is a key to a happy marriage. Hope you figure things out by the time you grow up.
“Put up a set of drapes”.👌🏻🤣
Your wife is so relatable!!! Wasn't me wasn't me wasn't me, ok here's the deal... I was digging around for chocolate okay! 😂