Comparison: If You Were The Last Boy Alive

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @rachetult4186
    @rachetult4186 3 года назад +2932

    So basically, you would be crazy rich, famous and everyone would remember your name as the last living male for a period of time, lol

  • @Chrollophobic
    @Chrollophobic 3 года назад +687

    “Yo, how many girls did you sleep with before you died? 0? 1? 5?”
    “5 billion”

    • @paradoxkunny1831
      @paradoxkunny1831 3 года назад +60

      0, because I woulda joined the boys in death instead

    • @xboxoneyes7734
      @xboxoneyes7734 3 года назад +38

      @@paradoxkunny1831 "Wait for me Homies, *Im going too* "

    • @itsyourboi5968
      @itsyourboi5968 3 года назад +5

      @@xboxoneyes7734 "Same wait for me aswell"

    • @radal9608
      @radal9608 3 года назад +1

      Majaa aaraha hein

    • @radal9608
      @radal9608 3 года назад +1

      @@itsyourboi5968 wait for me alsi

  • @blandscaperr
    @blandscaperr 3 года назад +1814

    You're basically a harem protagonist but all girls in the world looks up on you

    • @waningbloom
      @waningbloom 3 года назад +86

      Bet someone writes a light novel about it

    • @veroz9151
      @veroz9151 3 года назад +17

      I was going to like your comment,but,no,since its the funny
      Number

    • @ThisCatIsMenacing
      @ThisCatIsMenacing 3 года назад +15

      @@waningbloom actually theres a manga about that

    • @nithishkumar.r1423
      @nithishkumar.r1423 3 года назад +3

      @@ThisCatIsMenacing name of the manga

    • @yuribestgrill7032
      @yuribestgrill7032 3 года назад +24

      @@nithishkumar.r1423 World ends harem

  • @randomdude2447
    @randomdude2447 2 года назад +81

    Imagine being last boy on earth and still nobody love you💀💀💀

    • @TheLastFight-y8q
      @TheLastFight-y8q 2 года назад

      But in rlly world nobody love me

    • @Wonieeberry
      @Wonieeberry 2 года назад +1

      Imagine if the last boy dies

    • @klegiothedogge1088
      @klegiothedogge1088 2 года назад +1

      Damn that really hit hard

    • @prayasdash
      @prayasdash 6 месяцев назад

      LOL if that happens, the world's gonna be extinct

    • @isaacwright2247
      @isaacwright2247 17 дней назад

      @@randomdude2447 TWO WORDS: SEX CHANGE!

  • @rararasputin2307
    @rararasputin2307 3 года назад +5879

    Me: I'm the last man on earth 🙋🏼‍♂️
    Every woman: I have a boyfriend💅

  • @crafter-zu7lh
    @crafter-zu7lh 3 года назад +4952

    100 years later the whole world becomes alabama.

  • @Seeker89
    @Seeker89 3 года назад +2078

    When a girl find this man she be like : OMG😱😱😱 I FOUND THE RAREST THING EVER, IT IS A " *MAN* "

  • @Arkansym
    @Arkansym 2 года назад +89

    Fun apocalyptic scenario and all, but what would actually happen, assuming sperm banks weren't utilized, is the last male would be captured and trapped in an effective prison built more like a psych ward to prevent self harm.
    The last male would be milked like a cow, and any interaction with them would be monopolized and sold for exorbitant prices, but it's likely the government would hand out their seed at a regulated level to rebuild the population.
    It would be a nightmare scenario.

    • @la_spifey
      @la_spifey 2 года назад +2

      milked like a cow? say less

    • @torgal5088
      @torgal5088 2 года назад +9

      Kinky af

    • @Bill_W_Cipher
      @Bill_W_Cipher 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's a nice thing to think about.

  • @kenbetongga2643
    @kenbetongga2643 3 года назад +789

    Imagine a world build a statue and called it The Father Of All

  • @jjsponge1202
    @jjsponge1202 3 года назад +1167

    The story of Adam in a world full of Eves.

  • @rajveersingh-zg1es
    @rajveersingh-zg1es 3 года назад +477

    Getting a girlfriend comes even after being invited to many shows, white House , area 51 and all that, it just simply shows the harsh reality.

    • @xboxoneyes7734
      @xboxoneyes7734 3 года назад +37

      Need to be the last man to get Gf?
      *Oof*

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 3 года назад +3

      I’m sure that women would rather have the human race go extinct than to reproduce with me lmao

    • @KalleoFerreiraOFC
      @KalleoFerreiraOFC Год назад

      Even being the last man in the world, it takes 1 year to have a girlfriend

  • @Kurazzi-
    @Kurazzi- 6 месяцев назад +63

    If you were the last man alive:✌️💵💸
    If you were the last women alive:💀💀💀🔪

  • @12341170
    @12341170 3 года назад +642

    So basically the whole world would call me 'daddy'

    • @asexualcrow1373
      @asexualcrow1373 3 года назад +26

      Yes or all father

    • @the-eq5vh
      @the-eq5vh 3 года назад +13

      this
      is both a step back and a step forward

    • @好吧-h6k
      @好吧-h6k 3 года назад +16

      daddy = 😁
      daddy = 😐🙂🙃

    • @_KUSH1_
      @_KUSH1_ 3 года назад +2

      😨

    • @_KUSH1_
      @_KUSH1_ 3 года назад +8

      Oh wait you meant daddy as in family

  • @znawcamuzy9976
    @znawcamuzy9976 3 года назад +797

    The last Man: Hello!
    Girls: Sorry, you are out of my league

    • @avifrankel6991
      @avifrankel6991 3 года назад +33

      You mean i am out of your league

    • @aunusuallylargecat1779
      @aunusuallylargecat1779 3 года назад +39

      last man: good luck having your own offspring then! XD

    • @gabrielpiscopo3916
      @gabrielpiscopo3916 3 года назад +14

      Maybe she be gae 🤷‍♀️

    • @consfer
      @consfer 3 года назад

      400

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 года назад

      Last man: well, that seals humanity's fate then

  • @davidmagyar6093
    @davidmagyar6093 3 года назад +1031

    Every male except me: *dies
    Karens: *still existing
    *Day successfully ruined*

    • @thatonecommenter.
      @thatonecommenter. 3 года назад +38

      Everyone gangsta til last man is a chad

    • @Notch1234
      @Notch1234 3 года назад +2

      Nagyon igaz

    • @amur_5s
      @amur_5s 3 года назад +3

      Lol miért vannak itt magyarok

    • @davidmagyar6093
      @davidmagyar6093 3 года назад +1

      @@amur_5s Jó kérdés, de azért jó tudni hogy vannak itt honfitársak 🇭🇺

    • @Notch1234
      @Notch1234 3 года назад

      @@amur_5s Azért mert érdekes a videó

  • @rozelica2152
    @rozelica2152 2 года назад +49

    I still got no bitches if this happen lmao

  • @charles7075
    @charles7075 3 года назад +4374

    Everyone's gangsta till the last man says he likes men.

  • @mamba7498
    @mamba7498 3 года назад +4047

    Everybody gangsta until the last male is james charles

    • @JustTofuu
      @JustTofuu 3 года назад +92

      Bro 😂😂

    • @mamba7498
      @mamba7498 3 года назад +58

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mamba7498
      @mamba7498 3 года назад +40

      Hol'up !!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @moanfordinner5516
      @moanfordinner5516 3 года назад +141

      If we being real, the government might just hold him captive, annndd...

    • @007jz6
      @007jz6 3 года назад +10

      😂

  • @Diamond-bx4qg
    @Diamond-bx4qg 3 года назад +703

    Everybody gangsta, till the last man on earth is below the age of consent.

    • @pedropereira2908
      @pedropereira2908 3 года назад +53

      like the entire human race cares

    • @naomimuhammad6573
      @naomimuhammad6573 3 года назад +29

      We wouldn't care

    • @Ibn.habib2268
      @Ibn.habib2268 3 года назад +32

      @@naomimuhammad6573 You would have to wait a few years until they start puberty if you wanted to mate with them. They need to become mature enough to be a father figure

    • @bredfromtheratkingdom9304
      @bredfromtheratkingdom9304 3 года назад +22

      Everyone gangsta till the last man is a UwU Cat-Boy

    • @gnladkoreeal6759
      @gnladkoreeal6759 3 года назад +3

      @@bredfromtheratkingdom9304 lol degenerative braindead people

  • @therealniceguy6017
    @therealniceguy6017 2 года назад +89

    Bold of you to assume that there would be less car accidents

  • @okok-fs4qe
    @okok-fs4qe 3 года назад +801

    everybody gangsta till your roblox girlfriend stops responding to your messages

  • @milkman4640
    @milkman4640 3 года назад +411

    Feminists: I hope this won't happen.
    Twitter feminists: *This pleases me.*

    • @crxtube187
      @crxtube187 3 года назад +3

      true lmao

    • @anushkanegi304
      @anushkanegi304 3 года назад +31

      Yes true feminists wouldn't like if this happens but twitter feminists -.......... Ummmmm they would be very happy 😂

    • @statusburning4113
      @statusburning4113 3 года назад +1

      Nuclear Reactors: No more electricity for you.

    • @ch3rrybl0ssom7
      @ch3rrybl0ssom7 3 года назад +3

      Females need males to carry on the extinction of humans, I don't understand why a lot of people think we can go on without them.

    • @statusburning4113
      @statusburning4113 3 года назад +6

      @@ch3rrybl0ssom7 Bro. There's this species called “karens.”

  • @matyfenixcarmine
    @matyfenixcarmine 3 года назад +225

    fun side:
    there are a lot more of possibilities of your crush liking you back now that there are no other possible male partners

    • @CriticalYT.
      @CriticalYT. 3 года назад +20

      everybody gangster till she says she has a bf

    • @thumbsupforye
      @thumbsupforye 3 года назад +19

      @@CriticalYT. everybody gangsta till she says she has a gf

    • @_Xenocidal
      @_Xenocidal 3 года назад +2

      Your forget about Lesbians

    • @villager3777
      @villager3777 3 года назад

      @@_Xenocidal No homo ✋

    • @wunpis9541
      @wunpis9541 3 года назад +3

      Probability increased by 0.01%
      Means bacteriatic probability

  • @enoll218
    @enoll218 2 года назад +88

    “car accidents would drop” hahaha that’s funny

    • @elliottsherbourne5812
      @elliottsherbourne5812 2 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @lovadoves
      @lovadoves 2 года назад +1

      don’t be rude
      don’t be rude

    • @raredays2767
      @raredays2767 2 года назад +5

      @@lovadoves it's a joke
      It's a joke

    • @enoll218
      @enoll218 2 года назад +3

      @@lovadoves take your copium pills
      take your copium pills

    • @lovadoves
      @lovadoves 2 года назад

      are y’all getting mad at me or sum

  • @yousifgamer0073
    @yousifgamer0073 3 года назад +283

    Imagine buying a seed for 100m and then ur baby turns out to be a girl 🙂

  • @dxntgetdrxpped8232
    @dxntgetdrxpped8232 3 года назад +217

    If I was the last man on earth and it still took me a year to get a gf I would give up

    • @esh9x153
      @esh9x153 3 года назад +4

      I like those odds

    • @notalex7606
      @notalex7606 3 года назад

      I ruined the 69 likes

    • @SAC-RTA
      @SAC-RTA 3 года назад +1

      @@notalex7606 you piece of....

    • @The_Blue_Ender
      @The_Blue_Ender 3 года назад +1

      Better odds than mine.

    • @spacesser4535
      @spacesser4535 3 года назад +1

      Actually if you are the last, is it possible the girl resist you since you are the last and no other male? Maybe they will accept you

  • @Elitus_knightus
    @Elitus_knightus 2 года назад +242

    You see the last male on earth: 🙂
    It's Nikocado Avocado: 💀

    • @lem3579
      @lem3579 2 года назад +17

      😭😭😭😭

    • @blakeboitm1133
      @blakeboitm1133 2 года назад +2

      The avocado born in mexico

    • @Oussama_On_Ladder
      @Oussama_On_Ladder 2 года назад +11

      You see the last male on earth: 🙂
      It's Johny sins : 💀

    • @OuroborosGD
      @OuroborosGD 2 года назад +2

      @@Oussama_On_Ladder they ain't call him Johny *sins* for nothin

    • @mr.fuzzywuzzy7470
      @mr.fuzzywuzzy7470 2 года назад +2

      Or a transgender

  • @parkercoughlin2226
    @parkercoughlin2226 2 года назад +44

    Wow no other dudes on earth and it still takes a year to get a girlfriend

  • @AerodinamicPotatoe
    @AerodinamicPotatoe 3 года назад +315

    you would be the most important human in history,and be remembered trought the centuries as ''big papa''

    • @dustsans9859
      @dustsans9859 3 года назад +8

      Real underrated bro that's fun:D

    • @muanilunga
      @muanilunga 3 года назад +19

      Imagine your statue existing named "Allfather" bruh

    • @dustsans9859
      @dustsans9859 3 года назад +7

      @@muanilunga Big Papa xD

    • @Ibn.habib2268
      @Ibn.habib2268 3 года назад +10

      "Big daddy" for the degenerates

    • @AerodinamicPotatoe
      @AerodinamicPotatoe 3 года назад +5

      @@Ibn.habib2268 Y E S

  • @Suspressable
    @Suspressable 3 года назад +197

    “Last B o y Alive”
    Girls: *Woah! This Is Worthless!*

  • @coreypatteson2792
    @coreypatteson2792 3 года назад +288

    Nah, for most guys, the male population would be back up in about 9 months

    • @judesmith7184
      @judesmith7184 3 года назад +19

      Considering no other women are pregnant

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 3 года назад +1

      it could be since there would probably be pregnant woman during the disappearance

    • @_Xenocidal
      @_Xenocidal 3 года назад +1

      @@caesarsalad1336 Damn the man! Thank you scientist! :D

  • @LTCYT_HN
    @LTCYT_HN 3 месяца назад +46

    0:36 "the car accidents rate would drop" nahhh

    • @zerngatho
      @zerngatho 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @rickykhokhar2671
      @rickykhokhar2671 3 месяца назад +1

      Exactly 😂

    • @alicia-esquivel
      @alicia-esquivel 3 месяца назад +2

      Quite the opposite

    • @Pixiesketches_is_skibidi
      @Pixiesketches_is_skibidi 3 месяца назад +1

      They’re not tying to offend boys they’re saying with less ppl in the world there would be less car accidents it’s common sense

    • @Jesioon
      @Jesioon 3 месяца назад

      It would drop tho

  • @JuanAntonio-wj2rv
    @JuanAntonio-wj2rv 3 года назад +300

    The last boy is a discord mod that lives on his moms basement and eats frozen pizza.
    Rest of the World : ok so we are screwed

    • @mip5944
      @mip5944 3 года назад +34

      All of them would probably rather commit suicide than fricking with him

    • @Winzlander
      @Winzlander 3 года назад +1

      @@mip5944 yeah ngl

    • @xboxoneyes7734
      @xboxoneyes7734 3 года назад +1

      I would turn into one

  • @Smitology
    @Smitology 3 года назад +176

    I think this severely underestimates the chaos that would ensue if 50% of the population just dropped dead. The mass hysteria? The millions of vehicles that just crash due to having a dead driver? The smell of rotting corpses?

  • @Ali107
    @Ali107 3 года назад +125

    For more varied genes, they could use the sperm banks since they still exist.
    Plus, some already pregnant women will have 50% of giving birth to a boy. So, there's not much to worry about.

    • @lycostic
      @lycostic 3 года назад +23

      BIG BRAIN RIGHT HERE

    • @Turquoised
      @Turquoised 2 года назад

      Male sperms would dissappear and half of the pregnant women would no longer be pregnant

  • @zarifalam6256
    @zarifalam6256 6 месяцев назад +53

    Car accidents rate drop ❌
    Car accidents rate 📈📈📈📈📈✔️

    • @itzbeanyboi4291
      @itzbeanyboi4291 6 месяцев назад +5

      I mean you can't spell "Car crasher" without "her"

    • @JamesZander-r5t
      @JamesZander-r5t 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@itzbeanyboi4291 tbf you also cant spell it without he.. so....

    • @yourlocalboaty
      @yourlocalboaty 6 месяцев назад

      @@JamesZander-r5tso lets just end all ourselves, then the road is the safest.

    • @drewisgolden
      @drewisgolden 6 месяцев назад +1

      Men cause more major accidents than women.

    • @TheRealAmir123
      @TheRealAmir123 5 месяцев назад +1

      No

  • @scarlet_soul4118
    @scarlet_soul4118 3 года назад +213

    Y'all forgetting an important detail:
    *Sperm Banks Exist*

    • @agnivachaudhuri10c37
      @agnivachaudhuri10c37 3 года назад +8

      ohhhh

    • @SolarBoy204
      @SolarBoy204 3 года назад +29

      *What if Women wanted to reproduce in the Classic way?*

    • @Winzlander
      @Winzlander 3 года назад +7

      Buurrnn them so more GF's

    • @louisasasa1844
      @louisasasa1844 3 года назад +7

      And yall forgot already pregnant females

    • @scarlet_soul4118
      @scarlet_soul4118 3 года назад +4

      @@SolarBoy204 *They may not be able to reproduce, but male dogs still exist*
      *Also they could create sex dolls with sperm built into them*

  • @womanofdemise1661
    @womanofdemise1661 3 года назад +373

    Let's be honest a last female will be in 10000x more danger than a last male

    • @jonathan-zo9nh
      @jonathan-zo9nh 3 года назад +17

      LMAO you will be covered in skeet

    • @retardman5193
      @retardman5193 3 года назад +82

      Being the last male would be fun and all
      Being the last female uhhhh

    • @skeebee9738
      @skeebee9738 3 года назад +89

      Last Male: A great life
      Last Female: Hide.

    • @purr--
      @purr-- 3 года назад +4

      Why?

    • @skeebee9738
      @skeebee9738 3 года назад +13

      @@purr-- it’s best you don’t know at a young age.

  • @Quizotix
    @Quizotix 3 года назад +393

    This is like the most random concept ever...

  • @Sussy-re1pu
    @Sussy-re1pu 7 месяцев назад +15

    "Most crashes would drop."
    Asian moms: ima bout to end this mans whole career

  • @laliberte998
    @laliberte998 3 года назад +412

    You will never be the last person on earth, There is always a Legend who follows everything , anytime , everywhere , no matter what the conditions are ....
    He is
    A camera man

  • @raspyy259
    @raspyy259 3 года назад +149

    When you realize that the squad will never be online again.

  • @basedchad4591
    @basedchad4591 3 года назад +377

    Everyone Gangsta until the last guy alive is dababy

  • @calypsosnowy
    @calypsosnowy 2 года назад +45

    I like how the entire world has forgotten about sperm banks

    • @prayasdash
      @prayasdash 6 месяцев назад

      Still, how much would they have? Sperms with XY chromosome don't live for longer times, so most of those could be females actually..

  • @mahmoudabdelbaki454
    @mahmoudabdelbaki454 3 года назад +448

    Then my crush would not find anyone to marry but me 🤩

  • @Korbanox
    @Korbanox 3 года назад +299

    4h: speak to female friends
    Me who has never made eye contact with one:😊🤨☹️

  • @siregrungelord
    @siregrungelord 3 года назад +128

    Everybody gangsta until you realize the last boy just jumped off a building

  • @dianabarnett6886
    @dianabarnett6886 2 года назад +27

    I think the last man alive would be way too busy donating his semen, willingly or not, 24/7, to do anything else. It's literally that or the human species goes extinct.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 года назад

      Sperm banks area thing. You wouldn't have to do anything. Give it a year and there'd be more boys.

  • @daniguay88
    @daniguay88 3 года назад +103

    Me realising that I would get a girlfriend :**happiness noises**
    Me 2 seconds later realising that my bois are no longer alive: *I won but at what cost*

  • @animeclips334
    @animeclips334 3 года назад +90

    Plot twist : Last male was HIV POSITIVE

  • @volty_da_civ
    @volty_da_civ 3 года назад +89

    even if this happens every girl would still say they have a boyfriend

  • @just_oliwer4581
    @just_oliwer4581 2 года назад +27

    I like it how you can get to area 51 faster than get a girlfriend, this is so relatable.

  • @alejandrocrespoescudero6832
    @alejandrocrespoescudero6832 3 года назад +316

    Last male in the world: *exists*
    Feminists: so you have chosen death

  • @Re-Hong
    @Re-Hong 3 года назад +139

    I’m gonna type it for what’s gonna happen for a few generations...
    Sweet Home Alabama: Worldwide Edition

    • @kaigod1244
      @kaigod1244 3 года назад +6

      Yea True Lmao

    • @mr.knightthedetective7435
      @mr.knightthedetective7435 3 года назад +5

      More like Sweet Home Planet Earth

    • @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies
      @YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies 2 месяца назад

      FINALLY someone mentions it! I've been scrolling through this comment section for AGES just to find a single mention of something as incredibly obvious as this!

  • @parrotlord7393
    @parrotlord7393 3 года назад +120

    Me as the last boy
    Girls: I have a boyfriend

  • @benmountaingangster
    @benmountaingangster 2 года назад +30

    Thing is, sperm banks will still exist. They can just go to a sperm bank and bam!

  • @lawrencema667
    @lawrencema667 3 года назад +74

    "What if you were the last boy alive?"
    Anime fans: "Been there, done that."

  • @13mamala
    @13mamala 2 года назад +74

    The last male alive would literally have a luck of 1/4.7 billion

  • @Djentlman7
    @Djentlman7 3 года назад +93

    for teenage boys like me whos hormones are raging this would kinda be a dream come true lol

    • @devdream9277
      @devdream9277 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @lamuzzo5120
      @lamuzzo5120 3 года назад +1

      me too xddd

    • @staigenerator2949
      @staigenerator2949 2 года назад +1

      not really when you're literally being used lmfao

    • @Djentlman7
      @Djentlman7 2 года назад +8

      @@staigenerator2949 well it kinda depends on how much you want 👀

    • @hidrnick4148
      @hidrnick4148 2 года назад

      Yeah agreed but masterbaiting is keeping me sane (for now)

  • @gamingchicken8181
    @gamingchicken8181 2 года назад +24

    Making a "fatherless" joke there would be real uncomfortable

  • @bensfractals43
    @bensfractals43 3 года назад +41

    What if the last man is in the middle of committing suicide?

  • @crimsondusk5339
    @crimsondusk5339 3 года назад +105

    Last man on earth: Oh this is heaven.
    Last woman on earth: This is hell

    • @altaccount335
      @altaccount335 3 года назад +2

      lmao yess

    • @IntuitivePerson123
      @IntuitivePerson123 3 года назад

      Idk why, It’s not relatable *yet* but it is acceptable

    • @kingcharles2606
      @kingcharles2606 3 года назад +1

      Bru the last man getting kidnapped by the government

    • @athenictragedy751
      @athenictragedy751 3 года назад +18

      how? they would both be hell because there would be a lot of creeps

    • @athenictragedy751
      @athenictragedy751 3 года назад +1

      expecially for me since I'm an introvert

  • @Twelfth512
    @Twelfth512 3 года назад +65

    Everybody gangsta until you're the last man on Earth and girls still reject you

  • @bigmuscleman3250
    @bigmuscleman3250 Год назад +40

    Car accident rate would rise

  • @benedrylcucumberpatch6209
    @benedrylcucumberpatch6209 3 года назад +42

    Bro last dude alive and it still takes a year to get a girlfriend goddamn

    • @Imsecretbg
      @Imsecretbg 3 года назад +1

      In 2 days i expexted man

    • @Dino_Dhamphyr
      @Dino_Dhamphyr 2 года назад

      I mean you have to weigh your options... With that many options I'd take more time than that.

  • @deastervidz7379
    @deastervidz7379 3 года назад +176

    If it was the last girl on earth it would be a different story

  • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
    @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 года назад +50

    Bruh dude really took a year to find a gf lol

    • @gregoryshortale
      @gregoryshortale 3 года назад +13

      Imagine having billions of women to choose from. That would take a while.

  • @ZZ_Ignis
    @ZZ_Ignis 2 года назад +39

    Hes gonna have hell of a lot of child support to pay.

  • @FRANZ_WNTR
    @FRANZ_WNTR 3 года назад +64

    İmagine if the Last boy was weeb:
    I guess I am a Harem MC of this world

  • @arthas8121
    @arthas8121 3 года назад +148

    The edgy side of my mind says that he would actually be plugged into a machine, have his white juice farmed and be forgotten.

  • @charmpack156
    @charmpack156 3 года назад +126

    Actually the car accident rates would stay the same

    • @johnnyappleseed4930
      @johnnyappleseed4930 3 года назад +3

      You beat me to it

    • @Average..Person
      @Average..Person 3 года назад +5

      But there are less cars in the road

    • @charmpack156
      @charmpack156 3 года назад +11

      @@Average..Person dose it matter if there are less cars on the road think about that

    • @oorjuu
      @oorjuu 3 года назад +1

      nah the would reduce coz men drive nore aggressively and stuff (its proven dont flame me)

    • @kaiserwilhelmii767
      @kaiserwilhelmii767 3 года назад +8

      ​@@oorjuu So I'm guessing you have never experienced being in a car with a mother that is in a rush

  • @lags5340
    @lags5340 2 года назад +27

    it took him a year to get a girlfriend even though he was the last man on earth

  • @coldpiepoker
    @coldpiepoker 2 года назад +96

    "The car accidents rate would drop."
    I think you missed something.

    • @vybs9235
      @vybs9235 2 года назад +7

      what are you trying to say? women cause accidents?

    • @coldpiepoker
      @coldpiepoker 2 года назад +15

      it's a joke

    • @garryberry237
      @garryberry237 2 года назад +28

      @@vybs9235 ohhh no, of course not, women are just gods arnt they?

    • @luckyshot9173
      @luckyshot9173 2 года назад +1

      @@vybs9235 yes

    • @googleuser8125
      @googleuser8125 2 года назад +1

      @Powerful rm 2 days ago

  • @lolpro0496
    @lolpro0496 3 года назад +72

    The fact if ur all alone and ur the last male standing
    It means all ur friends are female
    Then u can get lots of "girl" friend

  • @shinyzoroark4506
    @shinyzoroark4506 3 года назад +121

    "A small price to pay, for salvation"

  • @Hogwarts_paradise
    @Hogwarts_paradise 3 месяца назад +17

    If you thinking the same thing all the time, congratulations we are friends now🤜🤛

  • @bz-winningitall
    @bz-winningitall 3 года назад +32

    Everyone gangsta when there's no gangsta left

  • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
    @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 3 года назад +39

    Gays be like: my end has come, i cannot survive in a situation like this

  • @germania5374
    @germania5374 3 года назад +27

    "Less car accidents."
    U sure bout dat?

    • @furymern8162
      @furymern8162 3 года назад

      Lmao i thought the same

    • @germania5374
      @germania5374 3 года назад

      @Swiftie 🌈🌈 I dont think u get the joke.

  • @Podcast-Story-1
    @Podcast-Story-1 3 месяца назад +43

    Car accidents 📈📈📈📈📈

  • @sammuelmccall56789
    @sammuelmccall56789 3 года назад +88

    All males: *disappear*
    Feminists: I've won, but at what cost?

  • @narutouzumakhi3644
    @narutouzumakhi3644 3 года назад +92

    No matter where u go if you have ur seed🤣😂

  • @Ocean_Lord_derpfish
    @Ocean_Lord_derpfish 3 года назад +35

    if you were the last man on earth
    pro : you get a harem
    cons : no more me and the boys

  • @flyingcondiment667
    @flyingcondiment667 2 года назад +35

    "Car accidents rate would drop". LMAO :D

  • @XNIExodus
    @XNIExodus 3 года назад +36

    Alternate ending: Get kidnapped by female scientists and get your seeds farmed

    • @fatfuck8719
      @fatfuck8719 3 года назад +2

      Yeah its Will happen cuz that is answer

    • @XNIExodus
      @XNIExodus 3 года назад +1

      @@fatfuck8719 kmao ye

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 3 года назад

      does it inflict pain?

    • @XNIExodus
      @XNIExodus 3 года назад

      @@bruh8545 you'd get tired of it and you wont see your friends nor family

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 3 года назад

      @@XNIExodus oh gosh

  • @ACE-lf3yi
    @ACE-lf3yi 3 года назад +33

    And after a century you will be known as father of all human beings and be worshiped as god.

  • @Mason-vr9fx
    @Mason-vr9fx 2 года назад +36

    Man you’d instantly get locked up for your entire life probably they can’t risk you get injured or anything

    • @ジャイロツェペリ-o4q
      @ジャイロツェペリ-o4q 2 года назад +5

      You'd be like a cow then

    • @Mason-vr9fx
      @Mason-vr9fx 2 года назад +1

      @@ジャイロツェペリ-o4q a victory really

    • @GioFan201051
      @GioFan201051 2 года назад +5

      Not really. We wouldn't need the guy because sperm banks, so I guess he would be left alone

    • @changedmynamee
      @changedmynamee 2 года назад +8

      @@ジャイロツェペリ-o4q seems like a win. Being a slave who gets milked😳

    • @Mason-vr9fx
      @Mason-vr9fx 2 года назад

      @@GioFan201051 still extremely rare tho like the last guy before that time

  • @sanzu3838
    @sanzu3838 2 года назад +24

    No way you didn’t include smashing everyone

    • @Blaze_1379
      @Blaze_1379 Год назад +1

      unfortunately youre maidenless -society

  • @amandaneves435
    @amandaneves435 3 года назад +67

    He'd be secured into a facility then plugged into a machine and given drugs that would make him... ''recharge'' faster, then milked out 24/7.

    • @oj818
      @oj818 3 года назад +7

      It's better to be the last male on uranus

    • @inkytheninjafox7436
      @inkytheninjafox7436 3 года назад +10

      Ye and vice versa, people would basically r*pe him or her if they are the last ones alive

    • @YHaTToY
      @YHaTToY 3 года назад

      Yes but if he did a video like this he would be called a sexist

    • @ondrejmachovsky2654
      @ondrejmachovsky2654 2 года назад

      I see this as an absolute win.

  • @TheRobloxBec
    @TheRobloxBec 3 года назад +55

    Let's admit it
    All of the people watching this will think they will be the last male alive.

    • @Shotos.Cottoncandy_
      @Shotos.Cottoncandy_ 3 года назад +4

      Not me I’m a woman I’m safe ;-;

    • @AlexanderScott66
      @AlexanderScott66 3 года назад +1

      Well it depends on how you get there in the first place. A plague, then there would be reason to believe you would be the last man on earth...Them being Thanos snapped out of existence though...

    • @itz_yeastic
      @itz_yeastic 3 года назад +1

      xD

  • @OrpheasVIPC
    @OrpheasVIPC 3 года назад +38

    If I was the last boy, I would leave the city and live life like a minecraft irl player

    • @OrpheasVIPC
      @OrpheasVIPC 3 года назад +3

      @@mlweora since 1: I wanna prove to my friend I am a minecraft pro. And 2: I thing it would be cool

    • @SGGAMERX
      @SGGAMERX 3 года назад

      @@OrpheasVIPC 3: ur friend no longer exists in that scenario

    • @Leo-we2dl
      @Leo-we2dl 3 года назад

      @@SGGAMERX bold of you to assume his friend is a boy

    • @SGGAMERX
      @SGGAMERX 3 года назад

      @@Leo-we2dl do girls play minecraft though ? In my country = no

    • @Leo-we2dl
      @Leo-we2dl 3 года назад

      @@SGGAMERX I know a few in mine, yes. Altough my comment was a joke.

  • @bezklavikaszekminmespukzk9961
    @bezklavikaszekminmespukzk9961 2 года назад +39

    And I’d still be single

  • @bethcollado1983
    @bethcollado1983 3 года назад +24

    I would cry because my homies will be dead 😭

    • @amitabhkumar6718
      @amitabhkumar6718 3 года назад

      at least your mom and sis(if you have one) will be alive

  • @Favoki
    @Favoki 3 года назад +74

    I would finally have a chance at some sort of relationship

    • @Candi_Clown
      @Candi_Clown 3 года назад

      Right

    • @statusburning4113
      @statusburning4113 3 года назад +4

      *About that... You would be skipping all of the stages and then straight to the fun ;)*

    • @TheFrantastic
      @TheFrantastic 2 года назад

      Every girl on Earth: I have a girlfriend.

  • @prr_lc
    @prr_lc 3 года назад +27

    Imagine everyone in your class is stepbro/sepsis and the teacher being your stepmum

  • @pradiptasahana2032
    @pradiptasahana2032 2 года назад +45

    0:42" less car accidents"...i dont think so jeremy

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 года назад +3

      Sexism moment

    • @niceguy1965
      @niceguy1965 2 года назад +8

      True moment

    • @jaxo2492
      @jaxo2492 2 года назад +5

      @@DaKingKayden no its a fact

    • @mayanrebels851
      @mayanrebels851 2 года назад +1

      Very much indeed true fact

    • @shalow9158
      @shalow9158 2 года назад

      They found young men are actually more prone to accidents but sure

  • @IAmAlpacaBoi7
    @IAmAlpacaBoi7 3 года назад +52

    You forgot another thing
    "Femi-nazis are coming, you'd better run!"

    • @breadpan4561
      @breadpan4561 3 года назад +3

      K thats why i am hiding from women

  • @nokkaizo
    @nokkaizo 3 года назад +26

    "If You Were The Last Boy Alive"
    *Get A Girlfriend*
    I AM OKAY WITH THAT

    • @nokkaizo
      @nokkaizo 3 года назад

      @Berg_At1R4d0r yea ik

  • @bushido724
    @bushido724 3 года назад +29

    So the new generation would be half siblings.

  • @notlarry4905
    @notlarry4905 3 года назад +76

    I think they would imprisonate the male and watch him 24/7 to avoid death/suicide

    • @duffy4226
      @duffy4226 3 года назад +8

      To cruel

    • @zachchytry1127
      @zachchytry1127 3 года назад +18

      @@duffy4226 i think cruelty would be the last thing on their mind if it involves survival bro.

    • @M3lon09
      @M3lon09 3 года назад +7

      Bold of them to assume they cannot avoid me from commiting breathn't

    • @violet-tale
      @violet-tale 3 года назад +1

      @@duffy4226 Cruel or not it would be necessary

    • @ipostrandomcommentsonyoutu648
      @ipostrandomcommentsonyoutu648 3 года назад

      @@M3lon09 lol!