GTA Online Top 5 Things That Make No Sense

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155  4 года назад +827

    These are major things that just make no sense in GTA Online and have always bothered me. I will be making much more different content in the weeks coming up and other games. Check out my Hitman playlist I will have another part up later today.
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    • @jacksonlord8297
      @jacksonlord8297 4 года назад +5

      could you hook me up with Shark Cards professional😂

    • @tround08
      @tround08 4 года назад +11

      Jackson Lord he doesn’t do shark cades

    • @fli-ght
      @fli-ght 4 года назад

      yes sir

    • @mimino0730
      @mimino0730 4 года назад +2

      The number 5 i got the same oppinion it makes no sense to disable the alarm if you get the cops still then i guess drone is useless on this misson and dune mission ? That is just waste of words.

    • @babarmasood4770
      @babarmasood4770 4 года назад +2

      Griefing cargo for $2000 doesn't make sense

  • @victorlosev2983
    @victorlosev2983 4 года назад +994

    The thing that really makes no sense is why those bushes are do damn strong?

    • @shoesprite6789
      @shoesprite6789 4 года назад +34

      yh u crash and it's like a metal wall but it don't let u climb over it

    • @ceo_google
      @ceo_google 4 года назад +4

      @@shoesprite6789 so ,its more like a high metal wall

    • @Seattle202
      @Seattle202 4 года назад +23

      @@ceo_google no it's more like how can we crash through the metal pole but we can't crash through a sapling and a wooden pole

    • @gowithgroove
      @gowithgroove 4 года назад +26

      And that volleyball net is made of titanium.....

    • @Gstar5150
      @Gstar5150 4 года назад +3

      Submarine Grade Plasteel Ingot

  • @Hay_Bale
    @Hay_Bale 4 года назад +878

    LSPD: STOP THE CAR
    Also LSPD: shoots you when you do

  • @AgariBeast
    @AgariBeast 4 года назад +2109

    Makes no sense in GTA: when a cop crashes into u you get a wanted level.

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +110

      I know, I fucking hate that, one time I was driving the Karin Futo & all of a sudden, a cop crashed into my driver side out of nowhere & I get the wanted level for it 😒
      or when they BARELY tap you, you get a wanted level
      but sometimes you get extremely lucky if you hit them or they hit/tap you, you won't get a wanted level

    • @emanrunitall4138
      @emanrunitall4138 4 года назад +48

      On god. Bruh I called the cops off my ass one time online and as soon as I drove pass they ass I aineen touch no part of a cop or cop car i aineen touch a civilian or civilian car and they started chasin my ass fo no damn reason

    • @tompanicker8573
      @tompanicker8573 4 года назад +10

      @@emanrunitall4138 Maybe they had reason to believe that you were driving a stolen vehicle

    • @respectfully6439
      @respectfully6439 4 года назад +1

      Can someone help me with money my psn is KarlosGoKrazyy-

    • @riowarner0617
      @riowarner0617 4 года назад

      @@respectfully6439 What rank you at and how much money

  • @ohio1672
    @ohio1672 4 года назад +1418

    Rockstar: bad sport you destroyed somebody’s vehicle!
    Also rockstar: players will earn cash ammo and rp for destroying your cargo

    • @wepeealot5222
      @wepeealot5222 4 года назад +88

      Almost went into bad sport for killing someone that blew up my cargo today

    • @cayindeliln4810
      @cayindeliln4810 4 года назад +13

      This nigga true

    • @DastardlyDer
      @DastardlyDer 4 года назад +10

      We Peealot you have to blow up at least 40 cars without doing any missions in between to go in bad sport.

    • @stockpistol
      @stockpistol 4 года назад +25

      Their 2 types of griefers the new players who don't know they only get 2k and get mad and the ppl who do it just to ruin someone's day

    • @hatad321
      @hatad321 4 года назад +3

      @@wepeealot5222 Start a VIP mission or something, you get 30 minutes of anyone not in your CEO is fair game without getting bad sport points.

  • @jeffstrains4014
    @jeffstrains4014 4 года назад +2618

    I can hear Larry Lawton saying I would immediately take this LJT guy out soon as I get back haha.

    • @herredward9277
      @herredward9277 4 года назад +33

      THAT'S WILD BRO

    • @dxnnisXI
      @dxnnisXI 4 года назад +114

      He will never forget that

    • @xenohvia
      @xenohvia 4 года назад +9

      omg yes

    • @Joe-uc7qt
      @Joe-uc7qt 4 года назад +7

      Ur right

    • @sffsgaming
      @sffsgaming 4 года назад +111

      Nah but first... He's going after Lester

  • @jorgej4071
    @jorgej4071 4 года назад +433

    Trucks needed to sell 111 crates: 3
    Trucks needed to sell 12 crates: 2
    🙄

    • @SwagMaster_-xp4me
      @SwagMaster_-xp4me 4 года назад +16

      5 crate drop with 1 crate? Makes no sense.

    • @hk-4714
      @hk-4714 4 года назад +17

      Amusement: I sold ONE crate from my hangar, because I sourced the wrong type by accident. I still got 3 Havok's.

    • @thenumber102k
      @thenumber102k 4 года назад +25

      @@hk-4714 lmao reminds of when i sold 7k from my bunker and it gave me a hauler track with a huge container, but when i sold 210k i used a dune buggy

    • @maiqtheliar2465
      @maiqtheliar2465 4 года назад +2

      Lojik

    • @Nicholas102103
      @Nicholas102103 4 года назад +6

      I hate how you should have more people with cargo i hate people I rather do things myself than with other people

  • @merida2554
    @merida2554 4 года назад +917

    enemies coming after you in Import/Export even though you got rid of the tracker and changed the license plate on the vehicle also makes no sense

    • @Dleonlemus9554
      @Dleonlemus9554 4 года назад +168

      Rockstar doesn’t want to see u grind rockstar wants to see u purchasing sharkcards

    • @alvinvalentino5797
      @alvinvalentino5797 4 года назад +34

      Go to a session with a friendly or friends, and have him as ceo aswell, now both of you wouldnt get bothered by enemies when exporting

    • @drakemanism
      @drakemanism 4 года назад +3

      Juicy James yeah they’ll do anything to take your money away

    • @raflystiansahlatif5293
      @raflystiansahlatif5293 4 года назад +81

      What makes less sense is the fact that these fucking asshole gangbangers always have fucking perfect auto aim even when using pistol and micro smgs at long ranges

    • @forlornwanderer3450
      @forlornwanderer3450 4 года назад +32

      @@raflystiansahlatif5293 exactly! And the speed. They stand still on the highway when you go past them with max speed but if you slow down even a little one sec later they're right behind you

  • @wheezy2k4
    @wheezy2k4 4 года назад +649

    Rockstar Logic: A Hatchback Honda Civic costs more than a Lamborghini Gallardo

    • @RandomPerson-px3vr
      @RandomPerson-px3vr 4 года назад +37

      Its called inflation

    • @deathrow5261
      @deathrow5261 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @georgeharrod7010
      @georgeharrod7010 4 года назад +63

      Random Person it’s not inflation because we aren’t getting paid more

    • @zacoman2225
      @zacoman2225 4 года назад +6

      Ur Mum Yes we are. Do the businesses not pay?

    • @helix5031
      @helix5031 4 года назад +36

      @@zacoman2225 don't pay enough

  • @tra-guyd5209
    @tra-guyd5209 4 года назад +1445

    honorable mentions: flying motorcycles

    • @johnnykend5728
      @johnnykend5728 4 года назад +23

      Flying Motorcycles are real...

    • @example795
      @example795 4 года назад +49

      @@johnnykend5728 no bro they copied them from gta of course they are even called Opressors Mk2 bruhhhhhhhh.
      I dont even know what I just said

    • @johnnykend5728
      @johnnykend5728 4 года назад +5

      @@example795 maybe start travel around the world and you see things you never knew exist.

    • @cortezjolly8122
      @cortezjolly8122 4 года назад +9

      @@johnnykend5728 where they at

    • @johnnykend5728
      @johnnykend5728 4 года назад +3

      @@cortezjolly8122 need travel around the world

  • @Keep_Crying_Son
    @Keep_Crying_Son 4 года назад +679

    Anyone else think LJT needs to get his ass into gear and help out.?

    • @tomrob0697
      @tomrob0697 4 года назад +56

      Like he shouts on the phone like we are holding a lot of product come on sell it why can’t he help like if you are going to shout at me how about you try to sell a full cocain lock up within 30 minutes

    • @hambubgerr
      @hambubgerr 4 года назад +15

      He does have wasting disease so he probably can’t drive something like an insurgent or a dune fav

    • @ok-rh4vp
      @ok-rh4vp 4 года назад +11

      XNZAssassinX NewZealander LJT is Lester

    • @mattfromwiisports8231
      @mattfromwiisports8231 4 года назад +14

      Well LJT is Lester and Lester can’t walk

    • @Chris-hi1hf
      @Chris-hi1hf 4 года назад +6

      Doesn’t sound like Lester

  • @psuttr1580
    @psuttr1580 4 года назад +559

    Everyone gangsta’ until TheProfessional says “it pisses me off”.

    • @kneegrowsass7518
      @kneegrowsass7518 4 года назад +9

      Cringe yikes

    • @boojare1897
      @boojare1897 4 года назад +2

      Everyone gangsta until the ninky nonk pulls up

    • @plazma8813
      @plazma8813 4 года назад

      😢 he said a bad language word.

    • @NoThAx2288
      @NoThAx2288 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @xxprototypexx5056
      @xxprototypexx5056 4 года назад +1

      I don't get this comment, people ain't gangsta just because they play a video game about being crimelords

  • @MishaTCG
    @MishaTCG 4 года назад +429

    “Take out the raids in invite only sessions” I say take out the raids in general 😐

    • @tomrob0697
      @tomrob0697 4 года назад +26

      Misha880 and make the bunker sell mission to 30 minutes or at least 25 minutes

    • @MishaTCG
      @MishaTCG 4 года назад +18

      tomrob06 Just take out the Dune FAV one and we’re straight lol

    • @tomrob0697
      @tomrob0697 4 года назад +5

      Misha880 the time limit is annoying and If I want money I need to sell to los Santos and I need to travel to the other side of the map I hope when I do my selling mission I don’t get that dune fav sell mission

    • @MishaTCG
      @MishaTCG 4 года назад +2

      tomrob06 Tbh, the Marshall one is just as annoying

    • @tomrob0697
      @tomrob0697 4 года назад

      Misha880 for me I had to go for 5 miles then go up a hill then do 5 drops with merryweather on my

  • @dennismeneses3595
    @dennismeneses3595 4 года назад +280

    The thing that pisses me off the most is how NPC’s drive worse when I’m doing a CEO or MC mission which makes it harder, mainly when I’m being time that’s even worse

    • @sothbeachboy2195
      @sothbeachboy2195 4 года назад +22

      It’s on purpose

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 4 года назад +13

      They're not driving worse because you're on a mission, they always drive like shit. Go look at speedrunners who play on patches from 2015 getting hit by stupid traffic.

    • @joetheus2592
      @joetheus2592 4 года назад +5

      They remember you and try to get back at you

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +12

      I hate it when they brake check me for no reason when nobody is in front of me or when you get chased by the cops, they stop right in front of you stop in front of you while cutting you off & you crash...
      oh yeah, I hate it when I'm going 100mph+ & the ai drivers just go into my lane for some reason & crash or get lucky & not crash

    • @dennismeneses3595
      @dennismeneses3595 4 года назад +1

      joe Theus probably not because every time I hit one I take the time to chase them and kill them

  • @jbscotchman
    @jbscotchman 4 года назад +249

    When TheProfessional is talking about the 15 minute bunker sell missions, you can hear the rage in his voice.

    • @aregulardude428
      @aregulardude428 4 года назад +20

      I mean. Who wouldn't be raging at this point

    • @rage8842
      @rage8842 4 года назад +22

      lost too much money too that crap

    • @aregulardude428
      @aregulardude428 4 года назад +7

      @@rage8842 oh boyy, i feel so bad for you. And it's mind blowing that everything they made and actually rockstar fucked up is because of those damn shark cards. If they greed could not close their eyes we would be able to play one of the best games since 2013. Now we have overpriced cars, weapons, custom options to everything. Low payouts, much much grind, annoying enemy npc's like those magic out of nowhere blue sultans in export or raids in invite only. Like damn xd
      Fuck this game

    • @DeathHeadSoup
      @DeathHeadSoup 4 года назад +1

      That should have been #1.

    • @aregulardude428
      @aregulardude428 4 года назад

      @voodoos I'm not even surprised. I wish that installing mod menu would be like adding another free game to your library on Steam/from Xbox and Ps store. Cause i'm willing to not play the game as R* wants me to play their game which is grinding almost non stop and getting like a fucking coin for sweating 24/7. I would be much happier if everything would have a price like in real life. And stuff that is not real like flying Deluxo or Opressor could be for much much more . I would then grind in gta like never before
      It's time to find some modders or glitches that will give me some nice muney
      EDIT: jesus i write too much

  • @jacklets3851
    @jacklets3851 4 года назад +125

    Didn’t mention how you can pay half a million dollars for security and yet you still get raided

    • @MICROKNIGHT3000
      @MICROKNIGHT3000 4 года назад +4

      Utter bullshit by rockstar

    • @svengonsalves8538
      @svengonsalves8538 4 года назад +8

      At least there should Npcs with armour defending the business

    • @hitkidsnotjuuls1392
      @hitkidsnotjuuls1392 4 года назад +4

      Sven Gonsalves they get killed by a biker club that has shotguns pistols and micro smgs meanwhile they have armour and carbine rifles

    • @hunterroboticwolf1084
      @hunterroboticwolf1084 4 года назад +8

      Still, if I pay for security I expect them to do their job.

    • @lionbolt2136
      @lionbolt2136 4 года назад

      Rockstar Security Logic:Raids Happen Way Less.

  • @benlawson3193
    @benlawson3193 4 года назад +371

    the scariest thing in this whole game is when you see your buzzard start to smoke

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +14

      or the sea plane smoking (when you have to fly low)

    • @st6ined190
      @st6ined190 4 года назад +45

      when you see the mk II near you on the radar

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +2

      @@st6ined190 and flying down towards you having missiles lock on you

    • @lukiocciola
      @lukiocciola 4 года назад +16

      Or when you use the cargobob to deliver a car and you pass near a billboard

    • @herrwahnsinn4229
      @herrwahnsinn4229 4 года назад +2

      cargobob

  • @davyhaegeman9499
    @davyhaegeman9499 4 года назад +192

    Scientists from Bunker: Hey Boss, we gonna need supplies to research all the weapon skins and vehicle liveries you don't really need.
    Me: Alright, what to you need?
    Scientists from Bunker: A 60 ton Tank...

    • @turtlemasteralpha119
      @turtlemasteralpha119 4 года назад +8

      They actually weight 84 tons

    • @turtlemasteralpha119
      @turtlemasteralpha119 4 года назад +1

      Jacin Dude I don’t think tanks weigh anything in a game, of course I didn’t weigh the tanks in a game

    • @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض
      @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض 4 года назад +14

      Scientists: We just made a breakthrough discovery.
      Bunker Owner: Great, Can I have it?
      Scientists: Despite the fact that we used your money, supplies, and the fact that we work for you, you still have to pay for it.

    • @mordinsolus4402
      @mordinsolus4402 4 года назад +2

      @@turtlemasteralpha119 "60 tons of fun" -Rhino description on Warstock

    • @YoItsSeah
      @YoItsSeah 4 года назад +1

      Bruh no wonder I wasn’t able to get my useless skin that makes no sense man فهد الدوسري

  • @superpixelwarrior6893
    @superpixelwarrior6893 4 года назад +165

    Something else that makes no sense is in ammu-nation, There’s a nearly $6000 flashlight

    • @SumgoodAsszaza
      @SumgoodAsszaza 4 года назад +12

      Its a Tactical Flashlight i guess

    • @IMNTV
      @IMNTV 4 года назад +12

      @@SumgoodAsszaza ...a combat flashlight

    • @bittentoast3
      @bittentoast3 4 года назад +35

      It’s got infinite battery 😂

    • @dobbbo1101
      @dobbbo1101 4 года назад +3

      What about a 8 grand suit

    • @adriancadillo3081
      @adriancadillo3081 4 года назад +16

      Theres also some car they added called the Dinka Sugoi. It costs 1 mil for a fucking Honda Civic!

  • @speed-asve5762
    @speed-asve5762 4 года назад +364

    Glitches that u can be god mode
    Rockstar: *Sleeping*
    Griefers
    Rockstar: *Sleeping*
    Op vehicles
    Rockstar: *Sleeping*
    A glitch that we can make 1$ more
    Rockstar: PATCH THIS SHIT NOW

    • @olliemtb3064
      @olliemtb3064 4 года назад +19

      It’s because that’s the only other way they make money from shark cards so they do t like money glitches because it makes them loss money if people can do glitches instead of spending money on the shark cards

    • @DD-ws6ih
      @DD-ws6ih 4 года назад +2

      Griefers are good for the game I don’t get why rockstar should do anything about them

    • @DamoVII
      @DamoVII 4 года назад +13

      @@olliemtb3064 That doesn't mean they should let GODMODE be a thing

    • @dakod6822
      @dakod6822 4 года назад

      AND BAN EVERYONE

    • @R_Lifee
      @R_Lifee 4 года назад +3

      @@DD-ws6ih skinny penis

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 4 года назад +516

    15 mins is an absolute joke for bunker sell missions.

  • @fletcher7589
    @fletcher7589 4 года назад +46

    Robbing a literal dairy gets you more stars then robbing a jewelery store

  • @hawkmoon993
    @hawkmoon993 4 года назад +740

    Also what’s the point of buying security if they don’t even make the business unraidable

    • @Nekoyori
      @Nekoyori 4 года назад +69

      Yea if you buy security for document forgery and you go in there there just sitting down playing on there phones

    • @NathanJ249
      @NathanJ249 4 года назад +40

      I can buy all sec upgrades for all my businesses but I don't want to because I feel like it's a waste of money. I have a friend who bought sec upgrades for his businesses and he still gets raided every day.

    • @pjk6193
      @pjk6193 4 года назад +9

      Connor 24 I’ve never been raided with my security upgrades

    • @thatxboxchannel4772
      @thatxboxchannel4772 4 года назад +7

      Kjp I have...tons

    • @deviance3235
      @deviance3235 4 года назад +11

      It doubles the idle time before you get raided, just go in a contact job and go afk.

  • @slavikpashin4586
    @slavikpashin4586 4 года назад +371

    Other annoying thing is:
    “*HEeEeEeEeEeEeEeYy ItS rOoOoNnN*”

    • @Unhipsnow
      @Unhipsnow 4 года назад +9

      "WHAT I THOUGHT U WERE A WINENR, JUICE UP"

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +16

      LJT: "hey there, there's a bottleneck at the mint so..."
      me: "fuck off Lester..."

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +9

      @@Unhipsnow I hate it when Brucie calls me & I'm like "I'm not gonna get your bullshark testosterone"

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 4 года назад +7

      *HEY UHH I can't say too much because **_they're listening..._*

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +1

      @@Chillwave6 Ron: "did you mess with the calibration of the site?"

  • @JR-tg9wo
    @JR-tg9wo 4 года назад +86

    Agent 14 makes no sense

    • @svengonsalves8538
      @svengonsalves8538 4 года назад

      How

    • @JR-tg9wo
      @JR-tg9wo 4 года назад +1

      @@svengonsalves8538 cos, he just dosent

    • @joaomorato4351
      @joaomorato4351 4 года назад +6

      @@JR-tg9wo ye like when he sells you the bunker and doesn't want to be involved in anything but he just gets involved and you wonder why the salesman is at your bunker

    • @maxim9461
      @maxim9461 4 года назад +2

      android 18

    • @Kentauros1991
      @Kentauros1991 4 года назад +1

      @@JR-tg9wo Welcome to the reality of how government agencies operate. They don't make sense, not really, so while Agent 14 indeed makes no sense... he's pretty realistic. Sadly.

  • @wesslix
    @wesslix 4 года назад +127

    Things that make no sense:
    Tryhards & KD Warriors

    • @uglyguy2519
      @uglyguy2519 4 года назад +10

      KD warrior logic:
      "Hehe I orbed you while being invincible in my facility, then I dive bombed you with my Hydra a few times 'cause you couldn't aim up and then I blew myself up and used EWO every time you were about to get legit kills on me. *tHaT mAdE mY KD HiGh AnD mEaNs i'M sOOoooO SkiLled* "

    • @AmberHeardofme
      @AmberHeardofme 4 года назад

      about the ones who uses guns
      got killed by guy using a knife and calling them a pusc
      (not really GTA)

    • @harry-of9oz
      @harry-of9oz 4 года назад +5

      Tryhards I understand but not kd warriors

    • @keyionscott9618
      @keyionscott9618 4 года назад

      There is cool men

    • @keyionscott9618
      @keyionscott9618 4 года назад

      Aka hardcore tryhards, they fight anginst theirselves

  • @PwopYT3811
    @PwopYT3811 4 года назад +128

    Getting raided makes no sense, especially when you have security.
    Like guy is sitting next to the door of counterfeit cash factory and he lets one of employers take whole money and leave factory. Like WTH is this guy doing there?

    • @bigbamlilbam
      @bigbamlilbam 4 года назад +10

      What else don’t make sense is that after I do a cargo crate mission I gotta wait 5-10 minutes to do another one 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад

      @@bigbamlilbam I stopped doing the crate missions cause its a waste of my time & takes me an eternity to fill up the whole thing, I still have the small warehouse but I'm not gonna bother with crates anymore

    • @nerdnec
      @nerdnec 4 года назад +7

      @@Jeremy_Hill_2020 import/export is the way to go

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +2

      @@nerdnec only the high end cars

    • @nerdnec
      @nerdnec 4 года назад +3

      @@Jeremy_Hill_2020 true

  • @dmac2899
    @dmac2899 4 года назад +115

    My dad told that this guy sounds like a young Lester. He's right.

    • @supersonftw2268
      @supersonftw2268 4 года назад +10

      You got a cool dad

    • @dmac2899
      @dmac2899 4 года назад +2

      SuperSon FTW Yeah for sure

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 4 года назад +4

      Agreed cool dad

    • @dropdeadncb
      @dropdeadncb 3 года назад

      @@crimsontheworld772 he joined yt 8 years ago... How?

    • @crimsontheworld772
      @crimsontheworld772 3 года назад

      @@dropdeadncb Idk, I'm still trying to figure out why I even put that comment

  • @outcast3019
    @outcast3019 4 года назад +125

    Imagine paying thousands for security just to get raided in an invite only session

    • @Nekoyori
      @Nekoyori 4 года назад +21

      Imagine buying security just for them to sit down and play on there phones

    • @outcast3019
      @outcast3019 4 года назад +2

      TheRealAngryant FR

    • @thatstough4706
      @thatstough4706 4 года назад +6

      Outcast301 Imagine getting raided more when you buy the security

    • @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض
      @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض 4 года назад +6

      Imagine getting raided in a session where you're unable to get supplies or sell

    • @xrafter
      @xrafter 4 года назад +3

      Or get raided in an empty factory

  • @mr_butterball_yt7520
    @mr_butterball_yt7520 4 года назад +133

    You know he’s mad when he starts saying it pisses him off instead of just annoys him

    • @MrGeo02
      @MrGeo02 4 года назад +11

      you already know he's mad because of how fast he talks LOL, no hate

  • @MrTrash-ep9xy
    @MrTrash-ep9xy 4 года назад +88

    Me: *Falls off the high way* Little damage
    *falls 1 inch off a mountain*
    R*: I'm going to bring down the forces off God on you

    • @communist4life630
      @communist4life630 4 года назад

      Difference is you are gaining a lot more speed falling off the mountain

    • @syandalla5891
      @syandalla5891 4 года назад +1

      Communist 4Life u don’t get it

    • @Gravity_304
      @Gravity_304 4 года назад

      @@communist4life630 but the thing is you die DURING falling not when you hit the ground

    • @communist4life630
      @communist4life630 4 года назад

      @@Gravity_304 RIP Logic

  • @asneecrabbier3900
    @asneecrabbier3900 4 года назад +328

    me: in my arcade trying to do prep missions in invite only session
    LJT: bRO THe nArCS

    • @opfolf
      @opfolf 4 года назад +8

      You can do pre in inv only sessions? Thanks I didnt know that

    • @ak_ashhh007
      @ak_ashhh007 4 года назад +2

      @@opfolf yep for all the heists u can do setups and the actual heist in inv only as well

    • @bellicenterprises4362
      @bellicenterprises4362 4 года назад +5

      @@opfolf If you mean the preps for Doomsday heist, no. If you mean the preps for Casino heist, yes.

    • @opfolf
      @opfolf 4 года назад +1

      @@ak_ashhh007 thanks

    • @opfolf
      @opfolf 4 года назад +2

      @@bellicenterprises4362 oh

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 4 года назад +397

    #1: The mindset of the person who designed the Oppressor MK II

    • @vvREC0Nvv
      @vvREC0Nvv 4 года назад +12

      They’re a genius it’s great they decided to add such a great vehicle for pvp into the game

    • @krispayy6076
      @krispayy6076 4 года назад +38

      @@vvREC0Nvv ...

    • @Quick_silver007
      @Quick_silver007 4 года назад +1

      Use a Hydra, Laser or Pyro to fight mk2. Its super easy to kill em.

    • @avalon7409
      @avalon7409 4 года назад +22

      The design of the oppressor IS genius, it's just that too many tryhards use it.

    • @Mewtwo_150
      @Mewtwo_150 4 года назад +23

      @@vvREC0Nvv Name fits the comment perfectly

  • @realg1804
    @realg1804 4 года назад +48

    Nobody:
    LJT 30 minutes after I just finished defending my Weed Farm: Get to ur Coke Lockup to defend it from getting raided!😐

    • @moe_1838
      @moe_1838 4 года назад +3

      Disband mc don't register as mc president while in freemode its asking to get raided

    • @realg1804
      @realg1804 4 года назад

      @@moe_1838 ik, but I said that from experience in the past😂

  • @DarkLight-4
    @DarkLight-4 4 года назад +167

    How about how mpc swerves through like 3 lines on the road just to crash into you

    • @aaron.6923
      @aaron.6923 4 года назад +27

      Yup esp on import / export

    • @kaix8
      @kaix8 4 года назад +15

      everyone always mentions import/export but it ruins just normal cruising for fun. sometime i wonder if this is even a game or just a machine to make them money.

    • @Nekoyori
      @Nekoyori 4 года назад +9

      I wish they would make the game fun instead of adding a bunch of crap that ruins the game

    • @georgeh8523
      @georgeh8523 4 года назад +1

      TheRealAngryant well, at least the last 2 updates felt like GTA updates. It was focused on the criminal/mafia element. And I’m glad it’s profitable

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 4 года назад +9

      @@aaron.6923 it is like the npc drivers IQ drops 50 points while doing import/export.

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 4 года назад +113

    I feel like Uncle Lester throws out the power drills just to waste our time instead of reusing them.

    • @Genesis-XE
      @Genesis-XE 4 года назад +2

      Go away Midnight Club!

    • @CRAZY-M6641
      @CRAZY-M6641 4 года назад +1

      Yeah! That is right
      The game knows when you did the casino missions (gives you the security intel mission with Vincent)
      SO WHY DOES IT NOT KNOW THAT WE ARE DONE WITH FLEECA C'MON WTF

    • @xstremz7116
      @xstremz7116 4 года назад +1

      They can actually be pretty useful during the heist if u have enough time in the vault but I’d rather go to Home Depot and buy power drills for 20$ than $150k from LESTER

    • @Nekoyori
      @Nekoyori 4 года назад +1

      Yea I agree midnight club because when you get done with the heist the drills aren’t broken or damaged and even if they were you could fix them

    • @vvsgod.
      @vvsgod. 4 года назад +1

      yeah why don’t they just make the drill mission going to the store and buying the drills

  • @bootyclappinghydrationtank818
    @bootyclappinghydrationtank818 4 года назад +29

    Yesterday I was selling special cargo and I got the plane mission. There were weaponized helicopters and the game told me to destroy them. How on earth am I supposed to destroy armored and weaponized helicopters with the cuban 800? Doesn't make much sense to me

  • @Mattious
    @Mattious 4 года назад +47

    Honestly man this channel is one of the best around, no click bait, no BS just good content, well edited and always to the point. Keep it up bro 👌🏻

    • @dylandriscoll1197
      @dylandriscoll1197 4 года назад +1

      Yessir hes going to blow up twice as much when gta 6 comes out

  • @temezzi1436
    @temezzi1436 4 года назад +59

    When you do the Casino heist with the big con approach (Gruppe sechs) why are the vault drills required. It makes no sense

    • @calamitas3454
      @calamitas3454 4 года назад +5

      SO TRUE i dont need weapons or getaway vehicles too, WHY TF I NEED EM GIMME A FLASHLIGHT AND IM DONE

    • @NoU-cc1bh
      @NoU-cc1bh 4 года назад +7

      It’s if you get caught but no ones gonna do big con aggressive

    • @marcosmedina6987
      @marcosmedina6987 4 года назад +1

      Temezzi 14 i never get drills unless it’s the mini boxes

    • @Hecate24
      @Hecate24 4 года назад

      its needed if you push through the vault even if you're caught or compromised

    • @nonstops_aviation
      @nonstops_aviation 4 года назад

      I think its if you alert the guards

  • @Andrew-cb7mo
    @Andrew-cb7mo 4 года назад +49

    "your motorcycle club is currently unavailable" comes to mind

    • @haroldsmith5150
      @haroldsmith5150 4 года назад +4

      Smh no sense why in a full 30 player session only 9 people can be registered

  • @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض
    @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض 4 года назад +49

    One time I was doing a Casino Heist Prep Mission, Don't remember what it was, But I was stealing something from Humane Labs, Stealth Equipment maybe, I sneaked in, Started quietly shooting the guards one after the other, But one thing always pisses me off, And it happens in those "Optional Stealth Missions"
    I missed shooting the guard in his head, But he didn't notice, Funny enough, Although he didn't notice, The alarm went over and he started shooting at me few seconds later
    If he didn't notice me, why the hell did the alarm go off?

    • @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض
      @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض 4 года назад

      @max payne 4 still cancelled soz
      Yes, The infiltration suits, thank you
      As for Guard Patrols, I try to head shoot them which can be a hit or a miss weather they detect you or not.
      But I'll definitely try your method, thank you very much

  • @Firstkub_
    @Firstkub_ 4 года назад +29

    These bunker sales are really anooying, we need to deal with those greifers and those idiot npcs, last time i lost half of minebecause one stupid npc car crashed into me and i feel down the road stucking into the wall

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 4 года назад

      i had to drive that large truck all the way to the docks. once i got there, i somehow got the truck stuck in the gate, and spent several minutes trying to get it out with the atomizer. another sale, i fell off the highway near the beach and somehow landed perfectly on that bridge in a way that made it impossible to drive out. i only got that one out by virtue of wonky collision detection wedging me between the bridge and the truck, allowing me to knock it in a favorable position

  • @Clamityyy
    @Clamityyy 4 года назад +292

    1 thing that doesnt make sense is that...
    WHY IS A BUS 500K?!?!?!?!

    • @Sarj-ie2hb
      @Sarj-ie2hb 4 года назад +14

      That’s what they cost irl

    • @Evan-np5uv
      @Evan-np5uv 4 года назад +40

      And why is a Lifeguard SUV $865,000

    • @geddyleesowlnose
      @geddyleesowlnose 4 года назад +34

      @@Evan-np5uv because fuck you give me money

    • @aceexplicit8254
      @aceexplicit8254 4 года назад +20

      Sarj5203 yes because a fire truck costs $2 million irl too... dumbass

    • @nemidoonam6963
      @nemidoonam6963 4 года назад

      ACE Explicit8 thx Mr.Genius

  • @vaerohero
    @vaerohero 4 года назад +327

    why doesn’t professional have 1M yet

    • @CRAZY-M6641
      @CRAZY-M6641 4 года назад +2

      What do u mean

    • @vaerohero
      @vaerohero 4 года назад +11

      szubert - max 1M subs

    • @CRAZY-M6641
      @CRAZY-M6641 4 года назад +41

      @@vaerohero oh ok
      I asked cuz his channel is all about grinding and getting cash so in my head i was like "1M? He's got 1B what you mean?!"

    • @vaerohero
      @vaerohero 4 года назад +2

      szubert - max lol ik wym

    • @rosshughes2534
      @rosshughes2534 4 года назад +1

      szubert - max subs

  • @wtfuredead
    @wtfuredead 4 года назад +14

    2 more:
    -going trough an action menu to eat snacks
    -not being able to sell the underpowered weapons we bought at the first levels.

    • @charisma7268
      @charisma7268 4 года назад

      Ya they should make it like red dead where you can eat food and heal

    • @Smwigglyd19
      @Smwigglyd19 3 года назад

      We should also be able to just sell buildings instead of trading them out.

  • @unknownusername9983
    @unknownusername9983 4 года назад +128

    How do import export enemys know you are selling a car when you removed THE TRACKER

    • @Nekoyori
      @Nekoyori 4 года назад +7

      That what I was saying

    • @x6173
      @x6173 4 года назад +28

      The global signal as well. Like I can decide to sell my coke at any one time and then everyone knows my exact location. If you wanna grief at least implement something like sightseer hacks to de where we are

    • @rf6793
      @rf6793 4 года назад +3

      omg that annoys me so much

    • @mohamednadir9572
      @mohamednadir9572 4 года назад +14

      And selling 2 milion car with 100 k after sourcing it and fight to stealling it and paying for the damge then deliver the car per 100k wtfff !!!!????

    • @Balls2TheWalls11
      @Balls2TheWalls11 4 года назад +2

      Mohamed Nadir ye it should be like 700k

  • @jussihintikka4998
    @jussihintikka4998 4 года назад +131

    Top 5 things that make no sense: mrboss

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 4 года назад +45

    can you do a collab with Larry Lawton once he finishes story mode, he's a great guy.

    • @SuperBreuil
      @SuperBreuil 4 года назад +6

      I love Larry he's so funny xD

  • @HAZEo4
    @HAZEo4 4 года назад +45

    Something else that doesn’t make sense is that when you sell your vehicle cargo you only get 100k when the market price is $2mill plus

    • @chaotikkiller1617
      @chaotikkiller1617 4 года назад +10

      That makes sense though, it's a commission that you get which is just like how it would actually work. If you go steal cars IRL you don't get the car's total value or anywhere close. You'll get a brand new 2020 car worth 80k+ and with someone giving you a good cut make around 1-2k and that's a risky deal to go for.

    • @saml1613
      @saml1613 4 года назад +2

      I always thought you should get 10 percent of cars value. If car is worth 500k you get 50k. If it's worth 2million you get 200k.

    • @simonsaura8138
      @simonsaura8138 4 года назад +3

      They get discounts for being npcs lol

    • @_anterix_2953
      @_anterix_2953 4 года назад +5

      It’s because u aren’t selling them, ur only paid to deliver them to the buyers

    • @trippy0752
      @trippy0752 3 года назад

      It's a stolen vehicle, which means you the thief are already in the shit for stealing it. The buyer could buy a full priced car for its sale price of x value or they could buy the stolen vehicle for a fraction of the cost, getting it off your hands and removing the risk of you getting caught with siad car.

  • @taylormoore6979
    @taylormoore6979 4 года назад +348

    Surprised e didn’t say “let’s see this in slow motion”
    This is just a joke

    • @mrbing7310
      @mrbing7310 4 года назад

      Just a fellow kid here him

    • @martolol7837
      @martolol7837 4 года назад +6

      @@DawoodAkoob well its 21 century people get offended by everything

    • @Xuehuapiaopiao00
      @Xuehuapiaopiao00 4 года назад

      Absolute nonsense

    • @nemidoonam6963
      @nemidoonam6963 4 года назад +1

      Dawood Akoob nah man if I say something and not say “ It’s a joke”.
      I’ll get fucked

    • @collinschibyke1917
      @collinschibyke1917 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂 this comment is underrated

  • @lukiocciola
    @lukiocciola 4 года назад +14

    Another player, who's pratically a total random guy, can know that you are selling illegal products, police don't (in certine mission).

  • @setsuro.splice
    @setsuro.splice 4 года назад +41

    Playing gta online feels like working. Epic Games recently gave away the game for free and currently we are seeing a lot of players but I bet many of them are gonna come and go (the online aspect)

    • @nonloading
      @nonloading 4 года назад +3

      fun fact there going to get all the money reward which is coming at total of 10M dollars!
      50% will invest in business
      50% will waste money on cars and weapons

    • @Madchemist002
      @Madchemist002 4 года назад +2

      @@nonloading More like 10% will invest in business and 90% will waste it. Then they'll complain about money being hard to get. Lol

    • @tomrob0697
      @tomrob0697 4 года назад

      Drake Hershberger I have gta on Xbox and I’ve downloaded it and when I get around to going online I’ll use it on most likely an office so I can just grind vip missions since I don’t want the no office vip time limit

    • @nonloading
      @nonloading 4 года назад +1

      tomrob06 good for you 👍

  • @grzes124playz
    @grzes124playz 4 года назад +75

    Things that make no sense, flying bikes, flying cars, death stars in a 2013-2019 based game about criminality and theft

    • @harrisonmachingura6173
      @harrisonmachingura6173 4 года назад +17

      the president of the businesses which is probably a multi-millionare has to deliver the junk like hes a dominoes delivery boy

  • @jamesten9409
    @jamesten9409 4 года назад +16

    R* entire mission is to piss u off an slow u down in every way when ur making money so u buy a shark card lmao

    • @Dleonlemus9554
      @Dleonlemus9554 4 года назад +2

      That’s why people like me do money glitches XD. Certain things about the game is just pure bullshit that they never fixed

  • @mabz.customz
    @mabz.customz 4 года назад +40

    I got raided for my entire cocaine lockup when going afk and not even registered as an MC and I was in an INVITE ONLY SESSION makes no sense whatsoever.

    • @nonloading
      @nonloading 4 года назад

      my meth got raided when I register as a ceo lol

    • @kieran00lawton
      @kieran00lawton 4 года назад

      You must've been a ceo when I'm not a ceo or mc I never get raided whatever session I'm in

    • @troypowers750
      @troypowers750 4 года назад +2

      Get used to it, because it'll happen a lot.

    • @xrafter
      @xrafter 4 года назад +1

      They raid mine too but mine does not have anything inside it
      I don't know how they raid it

    • @nonloading
      @nonloading 4 года назад

      Dark Knight they take your workers

  • @amluist
    @amluist 4 года назад +17

    I like how you start the videos always so calmly and after a few minutes you seem to get very aggressive

  • @Centerforgoatstatus
    @Centerforgoatstatus 4 года назад +4

    The only reason the bunker sell mission are only 15 minutes is that Rockstar realizes that it is a real easy way to make tons of money. But they want you to buy shark cards instead, so they make it hard as hell to sell bunker

  • @daniel.ce.619
    @daniel.ce.619 4 года назад +50

    The Professional:
    *logic makes no sense rant*
    Rockstar:
    "Yes, buy more sharkcards"

    • @okaycool8977
      @okaycool8977 4 года назад

      Daniel Ce u should buy a shark card cuz someone ruin your cargo

  • @arthurmorgan8638
    @arthurmorgan8638 4 года назад +85

    We can all agree that titan is the best dogfighter in Gta V.

    • @recruit7416
      @recruit7416 4 года назад +7

      Annihilator is the best helicopter in the game

    • @austinwalter4355
      @austinwalter4355 4 года назад +5

      Agreed I 100% prefer the titan for dogfighting

    • @aracoon5881
      @aracoon5881 4 года назад +11

      No the crop duster is

    • @doctor6276
      @doctor6276 4 года назад +2

      Im my opiniom it is the Duster

    • @doctor6276
      @doctor6276 4 года назад +1

      Or the Dodo

  • @itsok2409
    @itsok2409 4 года назад +7

    TheProffesional: *gets mad at something *
    R*: “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!”

  • @dardar3596
    @dardar3596 4 года назад +41

    Dude I can literally bring that power drill from my toolshed at home wtf were they thinkin?

    • @jameschauvet3140
      @jameschauvet3140 4 года назад

      lmao, right!

    • @spiritualbeetle3904
      @spiritualbeetle3904 4 года назад +5

      Theres a construction site practically across the street from my Arcade. I can just drive around the block, steal the drills, drive around the block again so I'm not followed, then drop them off at the arcade. But no, I gotta go across the state to some God-Forsaken corner of Los Santos to get the drills. I can't imagine how the Paleto Bay guys feel

    • @tomrob0697
      @tomrob0697 4 года назад

      Spiritual Beetle it’s a pain but since I do casino heist 2 players I don’t get the drills anymore since the time limit seems to run out before we can use them

    • @chaotikkiller1617
      @chaotikkiller1617 4 года назад

      @@tomrob0697 Only chance to use the drills as a 2 man is with artwork, unless you have art it's not worth getting

  • @Gravity_304
    @Gravity_304 4 года назад +36

    You skipped the most nonsense thing in the entire game... The cops. You accidently touch them and they all shoot at you and try to kill you.

    • @kylecar18
      @kylecar18 4 года назад +5

      That's how LA cops are so I think it's pretty realistic

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад +4

      or when THEY hit you & you get a wanted level 😒
      oh yeah, especially on bikes when a cop hits you, you instantly fly off & the cops instantly get out of the car & shoot you then kill you & your character takes forever to get back up

    • @alvinvalentino5797
      @alvinvalentino5797 4 года назад +3

      Like 1 star, in story mode theyll atleast try to arrest you and not shoot on sight, but somehow 1 star on online a cop pulls up beside me, and shot me with a shotgun like tf?

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 4 года назад

      @@alvinvalentino5797 cops are too OP in GTA online

    • @faristurjman2134
      @faristurjman2134 4 года назад +2

      Buff fisherman

  • @XxRileyxX42
    @XxRileyxX42 4 года назад +9

    Honorable mention: AI’s Turning at the last second and can get you killed

    • @liboud22
      @liboud22 3 года назад +1

      Thats why I drive around in my Toreador, and whichever scum tries to cut me off at the last second, gets a missile to the face.

    • @EST1255
      @EST1255 3 года назад

      @@liboud22 that must be satisfying cus I like to see it when I ram tf out of an npc and they die and it was they’re own fault😹

  • @dre7006
    @dre7006 4 года назад +55

    The fact that the AI has a rapid fire that can unload a whole clip in a second and kill you on certain missions or heists, I don’t remember my weapons workshop having a rapid fire feature, makes no sense and is a lazy ass AI design

    • @joeshmoe6752
      @joeshmoe6752 4 года назад +17

      100%. You can best see it when you're grinding with an OPMK2. You fly off into the air, and you can see the insane weapon bullet trails like light trails towards your character. R* forgets that it's not fair game to give the AI something WE don't have!

    • @Dleonlemus9554
      @Dleonlemus9554 4 года назад +16

      Joe Shmoe they got 100% perfect accuracy too 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🙄 like wtf bruh I got to deal with players too in the session fuck you rockstar

    • @mordeath83
      @mordeath83 4 года назад +11

      And NPCs are like navy seal snipers at 5 miles with a pistol you cant even lock on with your combat MG but they manage to get headshots

    • @deeznutz32108
      @deeznutz32108 4 года назад +3

      @@mordeath83 Ikr, also the AI deal insane damage like they shoot you 5 times with a MG and you're dead, and they have 100% accuracy also during I/E I was in a fight with the AI that chase you and try to kill you and they can shoot a pistol from like 1 mile away on the other end of the street, the same distance as a sniper

    • @alvinvalentino5797
      @alvinvalentino5797 4 года назад

      @@mordeath83 thats why i always use a bulletproof helmet, atleast we wont get one shoted by a headshot

  • @obamacone8959
    @obamacone8959 4 года назад +70

    I'm really happy that gta 5 made a comeback

  • @xboxman3955
    @xboxman3955 4 года назад +7

    Rockstar: "My goals are beyond your understanding"

  • @scrollingforsoup
    @scrollingforsoup 4 года назад +6

    What about when you request a personal/special vehicle and the game spawns it so far away you need to carjack an NPC to get to it.

    • @Dleonlemus9554
      @Dleonlemus9554 4 года назад

      Soo stupid. Not to mention when your not on the road but next to it but it still says you need to go to a more suitable road to spawn ur vehicle 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @CHTHHA
    @CHTHHA 4 года назад +77

    Title should be “Top 5 things that piss people off.”

  • @eachsports6182
    @eachsports6182 4 года назад +5

    One more thing that makes no sense is the mission when you have to collect 3 cargo’s crates 1 by 1 in special cargo mission. Because you have other missions where you can deliver 3 cargo in one time.

  • @bigdapramirez6157
    @bigdapramirez6157 4 года назад +11

    Rockstar logic for diamond casino heist: disables metal detector with stun gun like it says to, plus Lester says "good"
    2 seconds later: *alarm starts blaring*

    • @ivanjimenezmajestic3979
      @ivanjimenezmajestic3979 4 года назад +2

      I kill two guards.
      Lester- "without a sound"
      2 seconds later *guards have been alerted* or the ones who can spot you through walls.

    • @dylandriscoll1197
      @dylandriscoll1197 4 года назад

      @@ivanjimenezmajestic3979 when you kill a guard and his gun still shoots after he's dead to sound the alarm

  • @julyun5396
    @julyun5396 4 года назад +27

    You actually forgot one-ish thing, in an import export mission where you need to tail a Kuruma to the target vehicle has a few things that don't make sense :
    1.) You will fail the mission if you lose track of the Kuruma despite the fact that it's pinged in your gps by your assistant.
    aND
    2.) SecuroServ couldn't track the target vehicle even though you need to remove the tracker of said vehicle.

    • @nonloading
      @nonloading 4 года назад

      That’s why I don’t do Import export. The mission are really tough and hard. You only get paid 70k and is only valuable if you do it with more people. you don’t even need to blow up the vehicle, you can just shoot at till it doesn’t pay anything at all. I/E terrible 👎

    • @kreuzritter4898
      @kreuzritter4898 4 года назад +3

      @@nonloading not really, its easy af

    • @nonloading
      @nonloading 4 года назад

      TIMOTHY BOATNER actually 70k
      20,000 on commission
      1-10k on damage:/
      1-10k on damage when selling://

    • @nonloading
      @nonloading 4 года назад

      Jason Voorhees Your force to kill the enemies because they’ll just damage your car. ignoring them isn’t a choice. The buzzard and car have aimbot. Killing them on foot is tuff and your wasting a lot of ammo because there’s almost 10 buzzard in total. So your technically only getting paid 60k! I/E is only profitable if you do it with 3 other people:/ The mission is tuff such as the one where you got to kill the driver and you ended getting 10k on damages:/ or the one where you got to go in the ocean where the enemies have aimbot:/

    • @nonloading
      @nonloading 4 года назад

      TIMOTHY BOATNER All I’m saying is that it’s not profitable

  • @confusedcat-sm9cy
    @confusedcat-sm9cy 4 года назад +2

    in story mode when you shoot a homing launcher only 1 rpg comes out, but when you enter fort zancudo the military shoot 9 rockets in 1 shot

  • @alfie4485
    @alfie4485 4 года назад +65

    Heres an idea: you choose what time you get for sell missions, shorter the time more money you get like say for a 30 min sell you could get the displayed amount, 20 mins 1.25x money, and 15 maybe even 10 mins 1.5x money

    • @BlackRedDead1943
      @BlackRedDead1943 4 года назад +3

      that might reward ppl for potentially gaining skill and this game is just meant to waste your time without giving you to much fun out of it, that would defeat it's purpose to keep ppl at their toes & in the game ;-)
      ("buy sharkcards" rockstar says)
      GTA Online sells illusions xP

    • @TheLukesterGaming
      @TheLukesterGaming 4 года назад +2

      That's actually a pretty interesting/neat idea there, never thought of that one myself, though I've had a similar idea that perhaps it lets you choose the vehicle sell type and/or how many, but the value would be split per vehicle? So like I guess that way if someone can't manage to sell all 3 or even just doesn't want to, then they could breakdown each sell, which of course would take longer to do too per business!
      Though ultimately the real issue is even having a timer, it would be better to let us do things in our own time, kinda like most contact missions, though unlike those it could reward a bonus payout for getting it done faster if multiple vehicles are required!

    • @BlackRedDead1943
      @BlackRedDead1943 4 года назад +2

      @@TheLukesterGaming Guys, i agree to that, but we're talking about Rockstar! - never gonna happen! ;-)
      (if you would like to mod the game and open up your own server - that would be great tough! - btw., such projects exist!^^)

    • @TheLukesterGaming
      @TheLukesterGaming 4 года назад +1

      Heh well pretty much, we can only hope for some 'quality of life' changes/updates to address any issues, but nothing that would complete change the way older content updates work after all these years!
      Nah I'm good thanks, I frown upon any kind of modding for GTA Online, though can at least agree it should be kept in private sessions and not be spread around public ones where it usually gets abused!
      Though of course unless the projects you mention exist on things such as FiveM, where you can find all sorts of new ways to experience things in a different kind of GTA V Online Multiplayer!😮

    • @BlackRedDead1943
      @BlackRedDead1943 4 года назад +2

      @@TheLukesterGaming oh hell, i hate how ppl in gta online missuse the term "modding"! -.-#
      Altering a game against it's rules always is cheating! - the difference is just who cares in singleplayer unless someone "brags" about beating it while having cheated! - and in Multiplayer it depends on competition too - where coop might have some grey zones as there it depends how someone else gameplay is affected! - gta kinda can have such greyzones as it already has such one with controller vs. mouse&keyboard and 3rd vs 1st person perspektive! - but yea, gaining advantages against the gamerules always is cheating!
      Changing the games aspect and host your own server is modding - regardless what you do, as long you keep it clear from public modes it's modding! (yea, private games kinda count to that, but as how gta online is programmed it just doesn't work that way! - you need your own netcode to keep your mods clear from public online modes!)

  • @jessecruzu
    @jessecruzu 4 года назад +5

    When you steal a NPC vehicle and even when you shoot their brains out before, they put a BOUNTY on you. Like wtf bruuuh?!

  • @msfsexpeditions2777
    @msfsexpeditions2777 4 года назад +1

    I fucking hate it when Lester keeps calling me saying the same shit again and again no matter how many times I pick up his phone

  • @inextrikable-
    @inextrikable- 4 года назад +46

    The boxville mission makes no sense why can't we just put the product in different vehicles
    The dodo mission also why can't we upgrade the dodos for like 2 million to the sea breezes

    • @Nekoyori
      @Nekoyori 4 года назад +2

      Yea exactly the boxville is a slow mail van that can barely go up hills and you have to get out of the van and deliver the package why can’t you just drop it off like the garbage mission and I’ve had drops where I have to got to the bottom of the city and then to Chumash and the worst thing is if you crash into the smallest thing with the boxville you’ll lose most of your speed and I don’t get why they took the bag mission out of the game but not the boxville one it makes no sense

    • @MarioKaiba
      @MarioKaiba 4 года назад +4

      That mission is the reason I don't even do my MC businesses anymore. I actually have less issues doing the Dodo mission, I've sold all three planes by myself before. But the Boxville one is TOO much of a headache. Rockstar needs to just remove it from the game. I just play and let my nightclub fill up these days, at least those missions use custom vehicles and are solo-friendly. I don't even do Bunker anymore.

    • @inextrikable-
      @inextrikable- 4 года назад

      Mario Kaiba the dodo mission isn't too much of a hassle but it doesn't make sense as to why we can't upgrade to a better sea-air plane for a one time purchase of like 2 million

    • @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض
      @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض 4 года назад +4

      You're bikers?
      Drop your bikes, you're driving a trailer truck, mail van, garbage truck, helicopters, boats
      Maybe bikes on some occassions

    • @WaistlineJay
      @WaistlineJay 4 года назад +2

      Inextrikable its cuz rockstar is making every money grind option in the game as tedious and annoying as possible so you get fed up and buy shark cards instead. They honestly dont care about the fanbase anymore and have become real money hungry assholes.

  • @niklas5855
    @niklas5855 4 года назад +45

    Video idea: Top 5 The Professionals Top 5 vieeos.

    • @dovakhiin7407
      @dovakhiin7407 4 года назад

      1: breaking down all the business guides

  • @JoeyDeucin
    @JoeyDeucin 4 года назад +12

    That awkward moment when your step dad touches you

  • @arkadiilatman2095
    @arkadiilatman2095 4 года назад +35

    I’m gonna guess the top1. “Destroying cargo”

    • @taymor9282
      @taymor9282 4 года назад +1

      Wrong

    • @Nekoyori
      @Nekoyori 4 года назад +12

      The only reason grifters do that is because they like to destroy people’s hard work just to get enjoyment and when u confront them about it they make up the dumbest insult or excuse

    • @bobjokes6151
      @bobjokes6151 4 года назад +2

      Also because they have been grieved before so they need payback on innocent people to feel better about themselves

    • @jmkshersnds
      @jmkshersnds 4 года назад +1

      It’s part of the game I don’t understand why people get so angry. The games not supposed to be a breeze it adds challenge and strategy to the game

    • @Nekoyori
      @Nekoyori 4 года назад +2

      Waste man I do agree with you I do like when there’s a challenge but the oppressor mk2 takes no skill to use and there’s no way to defend yourself against it that’s why o always get protection from my friends while selling

  • @KingRhinoJr
    @KingRhinoJr 4 года назад +10

    The dollar bills on his chair haven’t moved since he’s been having videos start there

  • @georgewashingtonsar-1527
    @georgewashingtonsar-1527 4 года назад +1

    we can survive a sniper shot to the chest but die instantly from getting pistol whipped. And we can’t buy duffel bags, u have to glitch them when this game is about crime, why isn’t it just an accessory(like the parachute). And why is a gold plane the same price as a yacht

  • @moehabmayhem5015
    @moehabmayhem5015 4 года назад +9

    Hey man. I just wanted to say that I really enjoy watching your content. I’ve been here since 2017. You really inspired me to start making my own content

    • @bombitusskite608
      @bombitusskite608 4 года назад +6

      MoeHab Mayhem your channel is 3 days old tho

    • @trilops120
      @trilops120 4 года назад

      lmao

    • @moehabmayhem5015
      @moehabmayhem5015 4 года назад

      BOMBITUS SKITE yeeaaahhh?

    • @georgeh8523
      @georgeh8523 4 года назад

      BOMBITUS SKITE better late than never

    • @bombitusskite608
      @bombitusskite608 4 года назад

      MoeHab Mayhem how have you been watching for three years when your account is three days old you fruit

  • @Richard-nj6qx
    @Richard-nj6qx 4 года назад +19

    This list can be the whole game

  • @harraldigser3521
    @harraldigser3521 4 года назад +2

    the video starts off so calmly and as it goes on you can hear the anger building up...

  • @kyleirving4353
    @kyleirving4353 4 года назад +5

    I have a video suggestion. “What to do with $...... “. This would help so much people find out what would be worth purchasing to make them more money but on a budget

  • @EclipzSolos
    @EclipzSolos 4 года назад +8

    This is what I do while I wait for my businesses to produce. I get in a laser and if anyone is selling cargo or stealing supplies or anything I just fly over them and protect them. Most of the time they get attacked so I kill the attacker and they get the cargo to the warehouse safety. I only mention this because mabey others can start doing this to.

    • @MetaViewNews
      @MetaViewNews 4 года назад

      I do this too. I use my op2 to counter-grief

    • @crispyshaman4937
      @crispyshaman4937 4 года назад

      @@MetaViewNews i do this too but i use doluxo

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 4 года назад

      have you ever been shot at by grinders mistaking you for a griefer?

    • @crispyshaman4937
      @crispyshaman4937 4 года назад

      @@Underworlder5 i have been alot but i never shoot back. Usually after a few gun shot they notice that i am not evil

    • @EclipzSolos
      @EclipzSolos 4 года назад

      @@Underworlder5 rarely

  • @forrestdungan8057
    @forrestdungan8057 4 года назад

    Professional, I just want to say thank you. Your videos have helped my son and I out so much. I watched your "response to the recent bans" yesterday, and will miss your GTA videos. You have played this game so much though I can completely understand why you need to take a break. I found something that makes no sense to me and though I would post. When you do the VIP job "Velocity," you have to drive the rocket voltic around for 10 minutes staying over 60mph. If you go to slow for too long, you fail the mission and the car blows up. If you succeed and drive for 10 minutes, you get a message "You saved the car," but then the car blows up anyway. Just thought it was funny. Thanks again for all your wonderful content and for fighting try-hards and griefers.

  • @ReSpark141
    @ReSpark141 4 года назад +18

    story time: i was playing on ps4 and got killed, started defending myself aggressively and get reported for modding cuz he had a hard time killing me cuz i assume he had free aim on and used high recoil weapons ಠ_ಠ
    modding is not a thing on ps4, or next gen in general

    • @Nekoyori
      @Nekoyori 4 года назад

      I’ve seen kids like that to

    • @dillonwho7701
      @dillonwho7701 4 года назад

      There modders on ps4 I ran into 3 but I was in free aim so makes sense

    • @movessmitt6427
      @movessmitt6427 4 года назад

      Wait, were you using freeaim? You should be;

    • @asneecrabbier3900
      @asneecrabbier3900 4 года назад +2

      yeah i started defending myself aggressively then that braindead moron kid start threatening me like "i know your ip address" yeah wow what are you gonna do tell everyone what country i live in im so scared and "we kill people for these things" sure buddy you're gangsta as shit and you totally know my identity

    • @ReSpark141
      @ReSpark141 4 года назад

      @@movessmitt6427 i use full assisted aim

  • @aryxn9735
    @aryxn9735 4 года назад +46

    If Lester had a younger brother he would sound like u

    • @driediced5427
      @driediced5427 4 года назад +5

      True dat

    • @fuxztin
      @fuxztin 4 года назад +1

      Aloysius O’Hare i say let it die, let it die let it die let it shribble up and die c'mon who's with me

    • @entitledkidyourtoysaremine930
      @entitledkidyourtoysaremine930 4 года назад +3

      Fuxztin my opinion on abortion be like

    • @Dleonlemus9554
      @Dleonlemus9554 4 года назад +1

      Wolf Gaming forreal 🤣🤣

    • @ahmedkit5725
      @ahmedkit5725 4 года назад

      @@entitledkidyourtoysaremine930 top comment god? anyone?

  • @sothbeachboy2195
    @sothbeachboy2195 4 года назад +1

    Why is there teamwork in sell missions when the whole community is toxic and no one wants to friend people anymore

  • @nicksweitzer4217
    @nicksweitzer4217 4 года назад +5

    Literally buying security upgrades is so pointless. I get raided so much it’s a giant waste of money

    • @davidjr3658
      @davidjr3658 3 года назад

      All it does is keep the raiders busy for short amount of time for you arrive. However pouring so much money into security is a waste of money.

  • @Ionip6521
    @Ionip6521 4 года назад +3

    His mood in between the ranks went 📈📉

  • @translink_kid21
    @translink_kid21 4 года назад +1

    I think I got a business raid. I was in a invite only session and welp I accidentally destroyed the police van by accident :p

  • @anakinskywalker6865
    @anakinskywalker6865 4 года назад +3

    Boys,
    Its been a wild ride. The past 6 years have been some of the most enjoyable years I've had. But I think my time has come, I'm only 14 and I feel video games are done for me. And that pains me. But video games just don't feel the same to me anymore. And while I love playing with the boys late nights I feel its time for me to at least take a break. for now. its been hard lately, my depression is getting worse, I'm failing classes, I'm messing up all the time, and i cant sleep. And while i love playing to take my mind off things it feels good for the time being, but as soon as I get off, its like a wave of sadness crashes over me. I don't know if its just a phase or I'm truly done with video games. I hope its just a phase. From my first world of minecraft, to grinding out playing GTA and COD with my friends its been a wild wide. It really has. And I thank you for that. Its scary to think that in not even 3 years I'll be having a job and maybe even have to financially support myself. Its scary to think that I have to start thinking about what I'm going to do with my life at 14. So with that said, I think I'm going to sign out. I hope I see you guys again and thank you for making these past years ones to remember.
    Thank you,
    Aidan

  • @saeclum7182
    @saeclum7182 4 года назад +6

    Love your vids!!! Definitely the most wholesome billionaire ever

    • @peppergaming8794
      @peppergaming8794 4 года назад

      Why does Professional even bother to continue to grind for money, If I had $1 billion in GTA I'd spend all mine before grinding anymore

    • @mja2301
      @mja2301 4 года назад

      @@peppergaming8794 content for yt

  • @timtabutops
    @timtabutops 4 года назад +1

    It’s so annoying that personal aircraft spawn at the docks when you’re at the airport. It for sure makes no sense.

  • @Unknown_bruce
    @Unknown_bruce 4 года назад +6

    I’ve gave up doing bunker sale missions now I literally have no one to do them with and never have enough time to finish it smh worst system ever

    • @jopejipper3219
      @jopejipper3219 4 года назад

      Bunker is so good for solo, wait till 140k to sell you only get one vehicle and sell in a full lobby for a easy bonus. If your bunker is in paleto I'd give up on it until I could afford a better one.

    • @Dleonlemus9554
      @Dleonlemus9554 4 года назад

      I’m actually grinding with my bunker rn but when that double money for bunker sales goes away I think I’ll be shutting my business down lol fuck that. Plus I already got all the research shit unlocked thanks to AFK

  • @sunburntodin910
    @sunburntodin910 4 года назад +4

    As alluded to, the bunker insurgent/merriweather sale. 1 drop is in vagos territory & having to fight the gang and merriweather.

    • @joeshmoe6752
      @joeshmoe6752 4 года назад +1

      Yep. We know it's on purpose. In fact, you can have more than one drop in gang territories.

  • @GalaxyRobloxYT
    @GalaxyRobloxYT Год назад +1

    This don't make no f*cking sense. - Franklin Clinton

  • @truegta6500
    @truegta6500 4 года назад +7

    Is it just me or did he really just almost die on a terrorbyte mission 😂

    • @lucascrider3907
      @lucascrider3907 Год назад

      You can almost die on any mission if you don’t take it seriously
      Npcs have aimbot and do good damage